/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

sonny LOVE

thanks to that drama cd link, im wrecking havoc on dlsite again

Ikey! <3

Sonny LOVE

>>51895493
I saw someone post their audition video. I can't seem to find it but it was a PowerPoint presentation with their face cam

>>51895748
finana leaked her fucking audition to valoguard too

Only 360 more blocks and I'll be done.....

anons im so bored when is the next drama going to drop i want another termination

>>51895709
Ah shit I forgot to change the new wave to just Krisis again, next baker please be smarter than me

>>51895777
I mean the person I'm talking about is from the last batch of auditions held..

Come back to me sonny Brisko just AWOL

>>51895573
So how come that among "strong competition" of "high-caliber candidates" we got THAT? Or all high-caliber talents were leakers and got fired and got replaced by some boring shitters?

is vanta black

>>51895493
There are people who unironically replies to the audition announcement tweets, openly saying that they applied. Some people have no brains.

>>51895851
I mean, you have eyes right

>>51895835
They haven't even debuted yet, faggot. Back to catalog with you

does the new wave have decent singers

>>51895866
why does kyo sound blacker than he does

maybe im going insane, the guy on the cover of this audio is blonde w blue eyes and if i reach hard enough it sounds like him....

I miss Elira.

>>51895887
yeah me

Feesh love! I wonder how much of her pasta, oreo shake and cheesecake she was able to eat

>>51895896
>it sounds like him....
this is that one edging twitter video all over again

>>51895887
People said Yu knows how to sing
But he's the french that barely speaks English

>>51895896
im doing the same thing

>>51895951
the cherry on top is that its incest

>>51895917
I love you issei kai i will lewd you til the end of time

enna and maririn rabu

>>51895951
Is the account really deleted...why didn't i downloaded it i was too complacent

>>51895896
What audio
Ever since his new outfit, its been really dangerous. Too many dupes now

>>51895851
>Vanta
>Fanta
Huh... did he?

are we even sure that Yu is Issei? his tweets have been pretty normal compared to Veza's esl tweets.

>>51896022
ah its an asmr on dlsite

>>51895835
anon that thing i posted is before luxiem even existed kek it was from before 2022

thunder and lightning ueueueue

>>51895973
yugo sings well

Luca love!

>>51895973
meloco get a new fliend

>>51896000
i was that pomudachi in turing love that only did the "ansaa!" parts

>>51895874
>They haven't even debuted yet
All their PLs are already known, faggot. If Anycolor took some literal whos from the streets, those would be much better candidates.
It's not even funny how there are so many examples (like 5 or 6) of this thread begging for someone and they ended up in Tempiss instead.

so i took a look at this issei kai and this guy speaks french, english and japanese. he sings relatively well and did a lot of covers, and he was in a e-sports group

>>51896093
For the clips people sent here, I'm afraid that Meloco won't be able to understand him

>>51896111
and tempiss is so much better kek they are doing worse than aster

>>51896037
Stop coping

>>51896111
what's Vantas PL?

>>51896119
That just means kino is in the menu, I want to cringe

>>51896117
>e-sport group
What did he play?

Why won't the doxx shitters fuck off already?

>>51896117
>sings relatively well
haha yeah...

>>51896053
if sonny were live, he'd be able to distract you.....

my trust issues got worse because of ike eveland

>>51896016
>doesnt have the video downloaded
LMAO LOL

>>51896053
very very frightening

the only french streamer I can tolerate is losbby, he gets a pass

>>51896225
please share

https://twitter.com/Selen_Tatsuki/status/1671809686696259590
selen's schedule

>>51895709
Would really like to start watching Aia but I can't stand that annoying voice of hers, it's awful

>>51896111
we've known who the likely candidates are as far as back in February, this is nothing new
we already know how NijiEN scouting works and can predict who they'll pick
Kai has been a possible pick since before Noctyx

>>51896175
no idea i just opened his page on the vtuber wikia

why are they so many briskadets?

ENNA WHY DID YOU DELETE THE RACIST APOLOGY VOD?

>>51896175
league

>>51896274
yeah sure bro here

>>51896321
the breeding program was a success with the takos, so naturally briskadets were next

WHEN IS CHIMON COMING TO NIJIEN HES MY OSHI

>>51896285
what's the appeal of the dw series? i only knew of it because you could marry people with your oc in empires

>>51896146
>and tempiss is so much better
They are not better than all of NijiEN males. I just said that they somehow managed to get many talents who were wanted by many anons from /NijiEN/. But I would say that some NijiEN males mogg all of Tempiss.
>kek they are doing worse than aster
Only one of them. While top Tempiss members beat average NijiEN males and only lose to Luxiem. You can check the latest Valorant collab as an example. Even Mysta got mogged there.

>>51896348
chimon is dead

>>51896346
>success with the takos
seems like we only have two at most in the split now....

>>51896348
he died last year anon its time to move on

>>51896334
How rude

>>51896386
with an initial pool of 1, i consider that a huge success

https://www.youtube.com/live/lAuCZOuHpZE
What is Kotoka gonna reveal? her pussy?

I will be ordering from jollibee whadya guys want

>>51896386
well capture them and restart the breeding program

How was Pomu on Ironmouses stream? I won't be able to check the vod until Sunday....

>>51896420
Our wedding

>>51896331
you know why

>>51895973
>French
>Barely speaks English
Won’t he be DOA then? It’s cute if it’s Japs or koreans trying to speak English. But a frog is eh

>>51896348
dude is living his best life and getting 6 digits as an engineer, get over it

>>51896518
>But a frog is eh
>eh
Only if you are a male

>>51896111
>Thread begging for someone
Well the guy that every femanon itt wanted went full retard and leaked everything. I think Anycolor should be wary of hiring someone with big PL’s. Because the moment they don’t like something/get low views they can just easily fuck off and break the contract and go back to their old identity.

>>51895973
>People said
Nah, those were just hired shills.
Anycolor should really consider hiring some good recruiting/scouting staff for NijiEN instead of constantly shitting themselves and then having to hire shills to do damage-control.

>>51896347
it can be fun to combo large swathes of enemies into an elemental chaotic frenzy in a rpg setting, and the list of games that let you do this wasn't as long as people pretended it to be. it's a fair size these days though but none are quite the same as the other. drakengard isn't the same as mystic heroes for example, and neither are like dw 3-5. however i think selen plays it for nostalgia

>>51896348
Anon...

>>51896300
STOP FUCKING COPING
LEAK IS REAL

>>51896595
>I think Anycolor should be wary of hiring someone with big PL’s.
NijiEN already has some members with bigger PLs.
The problem is that they hired some real shitters this time. Some of them are shitty because they are menhera leakers and got terminated before debut. The rest are shitty because they are plainly boring and would make Aster look like a decent and interesting streamer.

Petra artists it's your time.

>>51896595
well, it's due to NijiEN simply not being a straight up upgrade these days for most 3view indies
you get the same amount of views give or take and if the merch cut is true, there is no reason to even bother unless you're going to get sponsorships or voice packs

I miss my creepy big brother

Why do these least obvious catalogfags love their little essays so mich

Shu...

>>51896823
my condolences

>>51896848
fucking graduate if you don't like it, you shitstain

>>51896848
That so sad, here something to cheer you up lol

Why are Briskadets complaining? It hasn't even been a week since his last stream?

I want to listen to Enner karaoke. Which vod should i watch

>>51896878
I fear for the dog

>>51896823
I forgot how his voice sounds like

All my hope for successful new wave is gone. They not only will be the worst performing among all of NijiEN, but they will also slow other members down.
The only last extremely unlikely thing that could still save them is if by the pure grace of miracle, those faggots suddenly got their brains somehow rewired and become extremely motivated to expand in different and new directions instead of pandering to current NijiEN fanbase.

20 words or less in your posts, faggots

I want to see more of Sonny's photos...

>>51896848
What is the excuse this time

>>51896773
>if the merch cut is true, there is no reason to even bother
they can always try to sign up, see the contract and decide from there kek

>>51896939
go back to tiktok

>>51896976
thanks i could read this one

>>51896986
KEK

>>51896955
if you buy the sonny brisko membership you can see a bunch more, just 5 dollars a month!!!

>>51897048
this reminded me that i have his membership, and now im hungry......

>>51897048
I meant photos other than food... I loved his NZ photos...

>>51896848
It took him forever to get through these few sentences on stream

is the virtual fes concert in an hour or is it in like 12 hours or smth?

>>51897079
I genuinely thought he was choking up. Personally, I'm happy he's not celebrating it.

lmao

>>51897087
Huh, the one with Sonny and Ike? That's in July.

>>51896878
I didn't know ducks could look so happy and fulfilled

>>51897185
ohhhhh that makes alot more sense thanks

>>51897187
They look yummy

>>51896611
At this point I spend more time watching 2view indies than I do watching NijiEN. Hire me Riku I'll save your dying English branch by giving you genuine menheras from Twitch's Just Chatting section and actual gamer hags like Ono Lumi.

What the fuck

>>51896611
I dunno trying so hard to convince people to hate a bunch of vtubers they didn't even give a chance yet seems more like the actual inorganic behavior to me here.

>>51897334
Boobcam now

i'm sad :(

Sorry anons I have one last thing to update then I'll show you guys. I have worked on over 1000 lines editing them all, I hope you guys enjoy it. I'll try to be on more soon. This project really kicked my ass

>>51897334
how small do your tits have to be do do this shit?????? i have d cups and when i try this they just barely move

>>51897361
nta but it's normal to check PL content and decide if you like them or not before they even debut. otherwise you end up with another Iluna situation where people overhype them and get immensely disappointed when they suck. these new guys are just standard BFE streamers, they have nothing to offer male viewers and they'll be directly siphoning Luxiem's already dwindling audience. seems bleak before they even debut.

>>51897404
It’s not about the boob itself, it’s the strength of the pec underneath it.

>>51897423
wait so this is not the gamer wave?

>>51897334
Flexing pectoral muscles

>models made using AI art
>Shitty teaser trailer
>No debut song
What are the reasons of Anycolor cheaping out on this wave? I don't think it's because of low income from latest waves because even first NijiEN waves had high quality promotion.

>>51897404
you have d-cups? prove it

>>51897395

>>51896848
>meanwhile sonny said he will release after he reach 1M
yaminions this is sad now.....

so anon,
what are you doing/watching right now?
what streams are you looking forward to watch?

>>51897404
Based off her bra she's for massive tiddies. She stronk

>>51897447
That's not the gamer wave we were hoping for, but it is the "gamer wave" nonetheless, according to leakers. Yes, the gamer wave without gamers.

>>51897395
Cute ninianon

>>51897423
People doomposted about Doppio and he turned out nothing like his pl

sometimes i get affected by doomposting and start becoming menhera and then i remember to take my meds and i'm okay again.
this is your reminder to take your meds anons

>>51896848
So many people would kill to be in his position, nigga doesn't know how good he has it, being in Luxiem and doing fuck all. He would have stayed a nobody if he debuted in any other wave.
Incredibly disrespectful to behave like he is when other people who actually care about their careers were more impacted by the shitshow that started last year and is ongoing.

>>51897216
Enna, no!

>>51897514
>Sonny will release after he reach 1M
Release WHAT?

>>51897533
what bra

>>51897567
Once again, nobody doomposted about him. Yes, there were some anons shitposting about his PL activities, but nobody doomposted, because nobody really knew how he would fare during streams.
New shitters, on the other hand, are completely different business. They are known to be boring. They are known to lack any special talents. They are known to follow Luxiem's pattern. They are clearly doomed unless NijiEN managers gave them some brain damage which led to full amnesia and complete swap of personality.

>>51897514
>he will release
Yeah in me ;)

>>51897714
sonny will finally debut when he hits 1 mil, i'm so excited!!

>>51897714
me from his basement

oh the briskadets are still alive, thank god

>>51897718
Uhuh, everyone is awful if they're joining NijiEN. Same shit every time there's a new wave.

I love ESLs anons who seethe at my oshi can only communicate in copy pasted templetes

>>51897753
why would we be dead

>>51897714
release cum

>>51897714
Sonny edging until 1M

>>51897715
The one she took off and posted the pic on stream

>>51897479
J-just one of them

>>51897718
Why are you saying Luxiem like it's a bad thing to be compared to though? They're one of if not the most successful vtuber debut in years and lots of people love them and their streams.

>>51897790
oh my god when did this happen, do you have a timestamp or screenshot or smth

>>51897763
as a president of pentomos, I want to say that we hate shu and yaminions

SEX MED MILLIE I EN AVLOPPSBRUNN

>>51897780
That sounds like it would hurt a lot

It’s been 2 years and anons still don’t get the “there’s a streamer for everyone” motto

Please just fucking save me

>>51897812
why do you type like that

>>51897763
kys itoddler
Shu is a fucking joke, he deserves to be made fun of

>>51897840
Why? Could it be that you're STUCK IN THE ABYSS?

>anons said luxiem is bad when vox and ike are better than half of this branch combined
this is sad now.....

>>51897839
theres a streamer for everyone but there isnt a streamer for every time...

>>51897769
no one mentioned him for a while i got scared...

>>51897828
>as a pentomo, I hate shu and yaminions
There free grammar correction just for you ESL anon

>>51897858
I think the dude is just depressed, but not in the funny cringe way Mysta is depressed if you get what I mean,

>>51897718
Time and time again anons doompost predebut. We've seen time and again that livers need a few months to settle into their new identity and how they want to be on their streams. You doomposting and calling them boring just shows you had no intention of ever giving them a chance.

>>51897883
he's just like me
:(

>>51897808
Because having 4'th wave in a row copying it instead of trying something new is the main reason NijiEN is where it's at - in the shithole.

>>51897881
the irony of this post kek

>>51897858
No more comebacks so you have to resort to mocking device… sad…

>>51897883
all of luxiem is depressed and hate their fans except my ikeywikey

>>51897881
Anon... Your English reps...

>>51897881
ook ook la

>>51897873
i'm a woman

https://youtu.be/F_oN5zGpQAE
>SPAGHET
My mind read it as FAGGET

>>51897763
This is why Shu will always be popular. People literally can’t stop talking about him

>>51897858
fuck off yaminions, piochan will comeback and make shu looks like shit

>>51897918
>>51897924
>>51897936
Good luck gasliting me ;)

>>51897939
Weird flex but ok

>>51897939
by him i meant sonny

>>51897961
cringe

>>51897912
noctyx, iluna,and xsoleil have nothing in common personality wise

>>51897812
https://www.youtube.com/live/JNT3JXMvnyM

>>51897858
>>51897957
>it hurts it’s allies in confusion!

>>51897912
Huh? None of the waves after Luxiem are copying it? Most of them are mixed and Noctyx is so different it's laughable to suggest they are a copy.

I don't keep up why are people doomposting about the new wave aside from the one dude who got canned early for being menhera

>>51897955
Exactly. Amazing that him being a normal guy earns the ire of similar normal guys unless—?

>>51897939
my condolences

>>51897889
>need a few months to settle into their new identity
It's no them setting with their identity. It's fanbase realizing that they are here to stay and they have to cope with it. Aster didn't become better since his debut, new shitters won't become better either.
But there is a catch - current NijiEN top streamers will suffer from those shitters leeching on niji fanbase without contributing anything.

>>51897881
>There (ARE) free grammar correction (TOOLS) just for you(,) ESL anon(.)

ENNA AND KYO HAD SEX FOR ONE WEEK

PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT NOT ABORTION ENNA

>>51897921
kek gets me everytime

The real streamers that needs to be clapped are streamers who spread posts from /here/ to those who don’t

Does /nijiEN/ genuinely hate Shu or is it just shitposts to troll the yaminions?
As annoying as he gets sometimes, I just can't seem to hate him because he comes across as genuine good guy idk desu

If nijiEN was stuck inside a malfunctioning lost submarine with only 10min left of oxigen, how would your Oshi react?

>>51897997
>>51897976
they don't watch nijien, why bother replying

>>51898027
Actual retard kek

>>51898025
How do the top streamers get affected

>>51898070
ENNA WILL KILL HERSELF FIRST

this thread is so dead we haven't even been socposting lately..... do anons hate me or something? what did i do wrong...

>>51898070
the situation makes me sad because i saw that one of the people was a father and son, and the son was only 19.. ik they did it to themselves but thats so young..
also my oshi would kill himself

>>51897912
Which member of Luxiem was Zaion, Maria and Kotoka hired to copy?

>>51898099
Post your cock first before we socpost

>>51898070
>long have I yearned the sweet embrace of death

>>51898088
It's pretty good practice for my new job. Please send me more.

>my ikeywikey
cute, funny, supportive and positive
love his fans
only play good games
work hard
>luxiem
creep, sex pest, annoying and twitch faggots
hate their fans
play chilla's games, league, valorant, ow2, valorant and etc
lazy

Ayyyyy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnSg72V3it4

>>51897997
Wow, you are quite the delusional, anon. Noctyx is a 1:1 carbon copy while Iluna/Xsoleil use Luxiem's shticks.

>>51898095
>>51898116
How would they even be able to kill themselves first? They only have a game controller and each other.

>>51898116
If anything I’m angry at the parents who blindly trust that the submarine will not go wrong at all with that shitty ass controller

>>51898117
>zaion
mysta
>maria
ike
>kotoka
mysta

>>51898126
Kek, I read it in his voice

>>51898116
your oshi is a cry baby, he would bawl his eyes out for the whole time

>>51898093
In every single way. Popularity, income, influence. Everything dwindled since NijiEN failed to bring something new.

I love my bird wife Enna!

>>51897912
I'm not even a quilldren but noctyx is far better than luxiem(except ike) especially sonny and wife

Okay WHAT KIND OF RETARD THAT ACTUALLY USE GAME CONTROLLER FOR SUBMARINE CONTROLS

>>51898099
I'll forgive you if you vocaroo post

the thought of running out of air in a cramped and dark submarine fills me with such intense dread that i almost feel like vomiting and crying

Just a lonsome single roaming Rosebud, looking for an friend in an open female hole I can throw all my bottled up love into until she overflows. My stores, my vast oceans of love, just sitting idly by as I reject swathes of whores. It has been building for so many years like the tower of babel, large and strong and will bring disaster if not attended to. Oh my weary heart, heavy from dodging cretinous whores attempting to steal my love for themselves. The only infinite resource on this earth, love, anyone can produce and for some reason so many still want to steal it. A shield brings itself to height, hiding my soul from the toxic air surrounding dishonest woman and other such heathens. I live on a mountain of unsent letters, written in a feverish dream that I have too frequently, the dream of someone beside me. O-heavens forbid I fall for the lies of a usurper. I, a simple rosebud want nothing more than to find someone worthy and in need of my love, for I have so much to give if only there was a fresh hole to fill up, an empty cup to overflow, perhaps even a pair of supple lips to keep warm against my own. There are so many nerve endings to connect and feel and brush against eachother. I long for the simplest of pleasures, to share my happiness with someone I love. What in this world can I not have other than this? Is this mortal realm so devoid of optimism that such a basic desire has now become a trek into the unforgiving depths? The light at the end of the tunnel keeps changing from green to red, I do not want to break the law but I fear I must run that light. I am not a complicated rosebud, I do not wish to associate with these complicated worlds of treachery and deceit. If only a clean and simple girl could spawn within my field of approach, I could finally devote myself to making someone smile without the lingering doubt that they don't wish to reciprocate. I'll take anything, in my naivete and hopefulness I succumb to anything that gives me hope, be it finely shaped clouds in the sky or letters scrapped off the city graffiti. Is it truly so difficult to sort the rocks from the beans? The wheat from the chaff? Sadness, dark days for now and the coming weeks yet again as I sit alone with such a massive stockpile of affection that I can't be sure would be put to good use if I wasn't so selective. I'll fall for anything seemingly pure, but I can't commit until they reciprocate. It pains me so that I am hurt in the way that makes me unable to indulge in blind faith past the opening act. I am worn, bruised, battered, yet I remain optimistic that some nice girl can see past the scars and appreciate the tender fruits of my love. Lets say you may know of any takers for my offer? Be there any pure hearted romantics left?

>>51898143
>while Iluna/Xsoleil use Luxiem's shticks.
i'd agree if you stopped at Noctyx but now you're just being genuinely retarded

>>51898204
gamers

>>51898136
NijiEN has fallen... the new debuts are not even 2views, joewari da

>>51898167
This. It's mind-boggling how some anons are retarded enough to realize that different gender doesn't stop them from copying patterns.

ngl but sometimes I'm sad that ike gets hated because he's luxiem.

>>51898148
surely there are ways to kys without tools right..
>>51898160
yeah i just cant imagine trusting that submarine, i cant believe anyone would even go inside of that. i cant imagine how the mother feels
>>51898215
if it helps, ive seen people say that they probably died instantly from the pressure..

Idk abt you guys but I will never sign myself up for a submarine ride

>>51897404
lmao lazy tits even your tits are lazy wow fatso can't even twerk
fatty fat much

>>51898204
A retard with billions to spare
>>51898215
I unironically wish I had access to those cyanide pills from soviet spy movies to keep in my pocket if I ever encounter myself in that type of situation

>>51898234
No way
Those rich fucks can’t be gamers

>>51898270
How about a pomudachi ride?
It's free of charge for a cutie like you.

>>51898201
Yes, because they were hired at the same time, before Luxiem's massive success, so they are more or less on par with Luxiem.

The only members I think copies luxiem are hex and ver.

>>51898234
Ah, so that's where the gamer wave went?

>>51898301
the real reason why we dont have the gamer wave is because they're all under the sea..

>>51898303
You have to deal with a yaminion tho
I’m a thread butt monkey after all

>>51898257
>surely there are ways to kys without tools right..
How? Asking for a friend.
>>51898270
Implying I have 250k to do that if I ever wanted.

>>51898278
my tits are fatter than yours you fucking stick, eat a burger

>>51898321
True gamer move

>>51898278
>>51898358
the girlies are fighting

What if Petra ate the submarine?

>>51898349
i thought biting your tongue off would do it, but i guess not.. i searched but google is just telling me to get help, so i guess they'd have to wait for their death to come or implode immediately

Why doesn't the submarine just resurface?

>yu
>vanta
>veza
who will become the thread favorite?

>>51898399
>i searched but google is just telling me to get help
kek

>>51898128
Your job will be replaced by AI so you better find a new skill set buddy

thinking about the submarine makes me think of the diver who ascended too quickly and his head blew up or smth and its making me freak out, i could never go deep underwater

>>51898403
Maybe it's butt hurts

>>51898403
its under the water

what's the QRD on this submarine shit?
are we all done talking about aliens and the burgeoning eastern alliance already?

>>51898439
please stop i can't take this anymore i'm going to cry

>>51898403
doesnt have enough surface area

>>51898404
the frenchies

>>51898452
Can't it, not be?
>>51898459
I like the submarine shit because it gives me release from missing sonny and the knowledge that societal and climatic doom are inevitable close

POV for your Titanic meet and greet session
https://twitter.com/zeekodatjit/status/1671707679067086848

>>51898466
it's okay anon, let it all out, crying is healthy

>>51898426
Weirdly enough, people still want to have an actual human teaching them.

>>51898439
Reminds me of that deep sea diving bell where three people died from explosive decompression.

>>51898466
every sad fact about divers and deep sea deaths is resurfacing and its driving me crazy..
honestly i'm also really weak, i've never watch the titanic movie bc i thought it looked super sad as a kid

>>51898466
Imagine If Mysta was in the submarine and it imploded from the extreme deep ocean pressure making his eyes bulge out like those cute stress toys

>>51898466
ueeeeeeee
uuuuu ueeeuueeeeeee
uuuuueeeeee
uuuuuu eeeeeueeee

thinking about dead bodies in the ocean made me think about osama bin laden, but when i typed " did they" all the autofill options were about the submarine...get out of my head..

>>51898549
Fuck, the noises reminds me of that twitter video...

>>51898566
what twitter video

This whole situation is so fucking stupid it sounds like some shit that would have happened in like 2008, I thought we knew better by now. I should be watching an internet historian video about this, not liveposting about the sub running out of O2.

I’ve been looking through list of real life undignified deaths (elvis presley died in a toilet cheeks up)
Guess we can add the submarine to the list as well…

>>51898581
Only kids here during Sonny first month post debut will know

>>51898590
We're all going to die anyway, might as well die as a meme

>>51898116
The 19-year-old who was apparently dragged into the can by his dad is the only thing that adds sadness and bitterness to the whole thing.
It's a Darwin award winner otherwise. A dumbass who said that safety regulations stifle innovation, fired people who said his shit's unsafe, and cut so many corners he made a circle used a fucking madcatz controller to lead a bunch of idiots with more money than brains straight into Titanic's kill count 111 after the actual tragedy.
Incredible.

>>51898603
i was there too but i have a really bad memory

>>51898566
>stop please
>pllease ah
>stop
>sttoopppp

>>51898595
It will only be undignified if they ever find the bodies

ahhhh its making me so sad, the billionaire's stepson using the situation for clout or whatever and the thought of a woman losing her husband and son... and the other 2 people... and i dont even think they can get the bodies would they
>>51898637
this makes it so much worse, imagining what the son feels in his final moments..

>>51898641
ooooooooooohhhh the porno

Man I feel like we humans are regressing in intellect if the submarine is anything to go by…

this thread will really talk about anything but the thread's topic

>>51898667
Maybe the step son copes with grieve by asking 3DP thots to sit on his face, would you judge him if instead he coped by sending Pomu an aka supa instead?

>>51898696
I mean, the CO2 leves are increasing no stop in the atmosphere and that relates to lower IQs so it's possible that we are getting sillier

>>51898699
And neither are you

All my friends leave me I have only you guys I can not be alone I am a social creature

>>51898699
>the submarine was controlled by a game controller and only gamers use game controller
>there is a rescue operation being staged right now for the submarine and the people out there working their asses off to find the missing sub are heroes
>lost out in the ocean and the ocean makes waves
gamer+heroes+waves
we're pretty much on topic shithead

>>51898535
thanks this made me laugh a bit

>>51898752
pentomo, what if it was just you and me in that submarine

I predict that during debuts they will have lower ccv than their JP hero counterparts from the latest 2 waves.

>>51898700
well.. if you put it like that, then he's just supporting these girls.

>>51898774
/Here/ all live in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yellow submarine

>>51898637
>>51898667
That 19yo son?
His name was Sonny Brisko.

Good morning /NijiEN/, I love Mysta.
Still not sure what to think of the new guys. Their designs aren't impressing me. But I'll wait properly until debuts to judge their character. I'm looking forward to Mysta and Rosemi hosting which is sure to be really fun.

>>51898839
SANY IS DEAD?
Briskadets, don't look!

>>51898839
oh that's why he didn't stream today...

>>51898774
I would hug you tightly in our final moments as we pass out. If you're a cute girl I might also have sex with you, if you're not a cute girl but are still nice to me I would kiss you and maybe have sex with you but that's not a guarentee.

I think Pomu has the best name in NijiEN, short, easy to say and unique so you don't have to add last name or vtuber to searches to get the results you want

>>51898729
CO2 probably didn't have that much of an impact on our minds for now.

Now lead. THAT shit made us stupid. From what I recall, it's estimated that the use of leaded fuel cost mankind a collective 900 million IQ points.

agent 2434 is stuck kya

>>51898884
i'm raping this pentomo till he passes out so he won't be conscious during his last moment in a doomed submarine expedition

>>51898959
such a kind anon

>>51898919
>lost 900 million IQ points to lead
We were robbed from the true potential of genius Rosemi-sama

>>51898595
>Guess we can add the submarine to the list as well…
https://youtu.be/vP01rZDQaB4

>>51898959
as long as his last moments are those of pleasure

>>51898959
Can you rape him until he dies so he fades in pleasure?

gm

>>51898977
POMIE STOP IT IM GONNA CRY

>>51899008
>>51898856
gm

>>51899008
gm!

tfw Gabe saves them by using the new Steam controller.

>>51898959
fuck you I don't consent to rape

>>51898977
we need a bald guy in en

random thought but what if they couldnt ascend because they had joystick drift down or the up button was all gummy and stuck

>>51899020
To be fair they became gore mist before noticing anything was wrong, it's honestly preferable to slowly dying at the bottom of the ocean or being kept alive like Hisashi Ouchi
https://youtu.be/2TxLrfdMKWY

>>51898856
Morning. The designs are okay for me, just not my taste. They’re not too overdone like the recent jp nijis or the holostarens, and they’re varied enough not to feel like they’re the same character build everytime. I’m just not into brown rugged man, twinkledeeznuts the nth, or arabian man

>>51899105
thats... believable actually

>>51898805
As long as they have better numbers than Aster they’ll count it as a win

>>51899008
Good morning!

I like the new rivers designs and am optimistic about their streams

>>51899079
Not consenting means it’s going to be rape

>>51899110
…ouch

I fell asleep for a bit and sonny is still fucking dead

Is the Vanta guy really black or was it a joke

Vanta is our first brown male right?

>>51899171

>>51898856
gm mystake! I don't really care much about new waves anymore honestly.. I'll check them out a couple times but all I really need and have time for is aiku. I hope their debut goes well tho~

>>51899079
UOOGHHHGHGGHHH STUPID PENTOMO I DON'T NEED YOUR CONSENT PLAPLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT

They really named this motherfucker Verklingimus Bandage

>>51899009
This is why you’re so useless kadet, go do something else while waiting

>>51899227
pentomo asses are so flat its not gonna make a plap sound
more like a thud

>>51899164
I think there is reason to be optimistic, despite everything. The shitters got nuked from the wave and management took their time preparing them for debut. I think at worst they will be mid.
Though according to the leaker, none of them are actually gamers... I'm sure that'll throw people off. Oh well.

>>51899168
>>51899227
Consume dead air

>>51899232
It's 7:30am i don't wanna do anything else right now... I'm just watching the videos that pomie sent

>>51899267
What’s dead air and can you consume them?

>>51896445
Pretty good. Had to carry Mousey who was having mic issues and then pulled out Pomura. Mousey had no idea Pomu can pull of that voice.

>>51899292
watch an aster vod

>>51899221
SHUT UP BUD IDK THAT WAS A PUN AAAAAAAIIIIEEE

>>51899265
I think Vanta will be cool. I decided this solely because I like his design. In my heart he is my brotuber.

>>51899265
This is not the gamer wave right? its the counter part of jp, I dont know why anons keep saying that theyre the gamer wave

why is everyone talking about the submarine is it that big of a deal. even my friends are talking about it. i can't give a fuck i don't know these people

>>51899304
Oh god no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9kDFSGb6ro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9kDFSGb6ro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9kDFSGb6ro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9kDFSGb6ro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9kDFSGb6ro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9kDFSGb6ro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9kDFSGb6ro

>>51899352
tragedies are a fun way to forget your problems, same reason we watch vtubers

>>51898977
>the saturation diving thing was built by a french company
>there's a french dude in the submarine
>french dude confirmed in new wave
NijiEN is about to sink all the signs are here

>>51899339
Well the leaker said it was supposed to be and everyone /here/ seems to be under that impression. Evidently they're not currently being marketed as such but, y'know.

>>51898321
darling it’s better down where it’s wetter

>>51899372
>OW2

waiting

>>51899024
>>51899067
>>51899146

>>51899352
Honestly, I just think the whole situation is morbidly amusing

>>51899352
I agree, hard for me to care about rich people dying because they did something retarded and unnecessary.

How do you get lifeweaver if you miss the battlepass season for him? Those training range challenges?

>>51899339
>This is not the gamer wave right?
Everyone just assumed the next wave would be billed as pro gamers or something in the vein of vpso because they put out an audition call specifically asking for people with a lot of experience in gaming and esports, but it seems like they've dropped the idea which is probably for the best.

>>51899339
the last undebuted hiring was for the all male gamer wave
this group had four male designs
whether they call it "gamer wave" or not this is clearly evolved from that

>>51899304
Anon. I may have a advanced maso side but even I ain't going through that torture.

>>51899352
I only recognize the topic because of headlines
No fucking clue about any of the details

>>51899416
Maria about to be hit by that barrage of 9 year olds spamming EZZZZZZ in chat.

Hey does any nice girl wanna be my gf? I'll love you a lot and try to do the deep voice when you introduce me to your friends and family so they'll think I'm cool.

>OW2
I'll just watch this in 2x later...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVxGseOx5LA

>>51899484
Pomie how many times do I have to te-
Oh my apologies rosebud go on ahead.

>>51899352
its an ongoing tragedy, media love that shit, internet loves it because of the controller

>>51899352
Half of it is morbid curiosity because the ocean is scary and suffocating in a sarcophagus several miles deep is a terrifying prospect, while the other half is weird amusement because of how baffling the circumstances are, like the fucking sub being controlled by a video game controller.

everything would be better if ike were streaming right now

>>51899433
>>51899441
if its a bunch of rich people dying from doing something retarded then yeah thats pretty funny.
the last tragedy that made me feel for the victims was the sewol ship thing in korea. pretty sad

>>51899498
Rape.

>>51899372
MARIRIN

New wave is such a nothing nowadays that people are more interested in talking about some normie news story.

>>51899511
>>51899510
a fucking controller? no way KEK now thats hilarious

>>51899220
luca exist

I was worried that the rest of NijiEN would've been affected by the gamer wave's internal drama but apparently Mysta said he only met them recently while doing debut rehearsals so it seems management did their best to keep things under wraps.
I remember in the early days waves would be introduced to the rest of EN months in advance so it seems they've changed their approach.

bks....

i find it hard to even be disappointed in this wave, they don't seem offensive in any way beyond all 3 being ESL's. it's just...more generic bfe streamers to fight for Luxiem's scraps. I already don't watch Luxiem so it won't affect my Pomu-viewing experience. could be worse I guess, at least none of them are kyo level.

>>51899498
TBD cancelled..

>>51899024
Where's the good night version of this

Grinding these bot challengers and having to win games to unlock a hero doesn't seem that bad, was that always how it was in OW2 or did they add it after the supposed outrage to OW2's monetization?

>>51899503
Ok thanks but do you know where the nice girls are can you point me to them please?

>>51899339
They probably couldn’t get anyone good enough at games for the gamer wave. Or the ones that leak stuff were the actual gamers and these guys are the singers or something

>movie/documentary/netflix adaptation
>internet historian vid
which one will be the first to cover the submarine event?

>>51899568
please for the love of god stop believing anything mysta says for fucks sake i am begging you mystake your oshi just makes shit up and lies constantly.

Just saw the news. Can't believe my retarded wife is going to be a senpai already. Also he toilet paper guy is very ESL wtf.

>>51899598
The leaker said that one of the fired guys was an ex League pro. But it's good he got fired because anons /here/ were saying he was a known creep.

>>51899597
Nice girls are all taken, sorry rosebud.

>>51899583

>>51899598
they scrapped the gamer wave ever since they did another audition right after that

>>51899498
POW

>>51899550
Yes, a logitech controller from 2005.

>>51899568
I think it got changed since Noctyx. I remember someone saying how they only got time with them shortly before the debut announcement. Iirc same with Iluna. Meanwhile Vox and Mysta was teaching everyone what minge and clunge was weeks before.

I hate Enna so much, shes only interacting with Vanta because of her obsession with bbc

>>51899601
apparently there's already a documentary about it

>>51899652
hey i have that same controller, it's been working fine for 10+ years i can't complain.

>>51899623
EN Raito...

>>51899611
He really doesn't. If anything he's blunt to a fault which is why anons always seethe at him for not being able to keep his mouth shut.

>>51899675
dunk it under water and let us know if it still works

>>51899582
bear........... i knew it would be atleast i got a mya vod later and funny meme ike sent

>>51899516
They paid $250k to die in a soda can steered by a Logitek controller, smelling nothing but feces from the shit bucket in the corner that had to serve 5 of them for multiple days, with "My Hear Will Go On" blasting through the crunchiest speakers imaginable. All because it was an "exclusive" Titanic-themed experience. Good riddence, the human race needs stupid genes like those culled.

>>51899632
Now that can't be true, I've known a few nice girls in recent times and they were all single. They just didn't like me cause I'm clingy I think idk, they all told me I was a good friend.