/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>51881967
Kek

oh nyo

>>51881967
oh hai

>>51881967
>mumei goes on break
>something died
funny that this happened everytime

>>51881967
What happeb this time?
I don't follow news.

>>51883702
titanic sequel

>>51881967
Why should anyone care for the loss of a couple millionaires? Thousands of submariners have been lost to the salty deep in more tragic fashion than this event. The news focusing on this is a bullshit distraction story for more important things in the world.
Also dan dan

>>51883888
Only one I kinda care about is the 19 year old kid, the rest are all old rich people that I don't give a shit. Oh well, don't do voyages like this.

>>51883888
Because Americans believe millionaires and billionaires are only rich because of divine favor
Rich people suffering is basically blasphemy

>>51884373
well they must have been rewarded by jesus for playing by the rules and being such good people

Guys I'm a little nervous. On Mumei's last member stream she was mumbling about black powder. something about placing potassium nitrate, charcoal, and sulfur in a heat resistant bucket. Then adding 1 cup water and mixing thoroughly with wooden stick until all ingredients are dissolved. Then placing the bucket on a heat source and stirring until small bubbles begin to form. Then removing the bucket from heat and pouring the mixture into alcohol while stirring vigorously. I'm not quite sure what she was talking about. She said to let the alcohol mixture stand about 5 minutes and strain the mixture through cloth, and remove excess liquid as fast as possible. She ended by just saying "don don" and giggling really strangely. I hope everything is alright.

>>51883888
Because it's funny to watch rich folk die in a terrible fashion because of the ridiculously horrible failures of design of a lunatic CEO all to see some rusted wreckage from a movie.
But also distraction
>>51884373
Most Americans are laughing

>>51881967

>>51881967
Anon...

Rumao

If Mumei started play Iron Lung it would be really kino.

>>51881967
go moom go!

>>51883702
Some idiot billionaire tried to run a business by giving tours to the Titanic in a submarine. Only problem is that it violated a bunch of safety regulations because he was a cheap bastard, and now he went missing along with 3 other passengers that were with him. If they do not find them by tomorrow morning they'll die due to oxygen supply running out.

>>51883702
Retard billionaire made a submarine out of duct tape controlled with a madcatz controller to go look at the titanic wreckage, fired his safety inspector for telling him his sub is an unsafe piece of shit, and took four other people including his son with him 4 miles under the sea

Communication was lost with the sub 2 hours into the trip and they've been lost undersea for over a day now, its estimated they have maybe 5 hours of oxygen left assuming the shitty materials it was made of didn't already implode and tuna can them from the water pressure

>>51887172
anon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B68TTfI6ef8

>>51884134
>19 year old kid
too old, legally thats an adult
>old rich people
he's a young rich person by extension of daddy's money

>>51887465
sounds like he fucking deserved it lol

>>51887465
>lose
>blame the controller
Skill issue.

>>51883888
Because it's not everyday there a billionaire lost inside a duct tape submarine, who care about some pleb.

>>51887465
not to mention, the window glass was not rated to go that far deep. It probably shattered before the sub even hit the sea floor

>>51885012
don't worry, she's just making firecrackers to celebrate next july 4th

>>51887172
>>51887684
Poor David. The recent Steam reviews are a riot also.

>>51887944
>too old
Based chumbud.

>>51881967
lol

>>51887465
Holy shit this must be one of the worst ways to die.

>>51890379
Markiplier loved his lp of Irong Lung so much he actually sunk some of his shitzillion youtube bux into directing and starring in a movie adaptation
This situation might fuck things up for both of them tho

>>51891122
Believe it or not, the sub imploding and tuna canning them is actually the best-case death scenario for them. If they in fact haven't been crushed yet then the ocean depth they're at will be completely pitch black with freezing temperatures, not even enough room to stand, packed in with four other dudes. They also have no toilet facility at all in there since it was only supposed to be a few hours trip

>>51891122 #
Believe it or not, the sub imploding and tuna canning them is actually the best-case death scenario for them, since that would be instantaneous and they wouldn't even have enough forewarning to be afraid of it. If they in fact haven't been crushed yet then the ocean depth they're at will be completely pitch black with freezing temperatures, not even enough room to stand, packed in with four other dudes. They also have no toilet facility at all in there since it was only supposed to be a few hours trip

>>51881967
That thing even looks like an unsafe piece of shit. Imagine dying of oxygen deprivation in a plastic turd

>>51891587
if 3 people accidentally die then 1 person can survive

>>51887465
Isn't he a millionaire? The billionaire is some brown guest.

>>51887465
Estimated oxygen supply could be extended if they drew lots and started killing each other. Just saying, they were all billionaires so I wouldn't put it past them.

>>51891702
ah the USS Juneau part 2.

>muh rich person bad
most holos are evil then and deserve the same according to your logic?

>>51891876
Not Holo has a billion dollars or billion in net worth, try again

>>51887465
Diversity and Inclusion 20 yo hires btw, instead of actual experts in the matter.

>>51891902
so the goalpost moves away from millionaire. got it

>>51891902
gura

>>51891927
Outside of Coco/Kson, name one Millionaire Holo then, i'm waiting

>>51883888
Billionaires dying gruesome deaths is pretty based tbqvhwyfamalam. Just look at picrel, this is the British billionaire's stepson. He's been to several concerts since this whole thing started and has been busy attentionwhoring on Facebook/Twitter (though he deleted his Twitter by now kek). They're all soulless and they deserve death by critical submarine failure.

really miss Fauna uuuuuu

>>51891587
>They also have no toilet facility
They actually do it's just look like shit and this shrimp lookin can still tight af

>>51891122
whole different ballgame, but I think Floyd Collins has them beat

>>51892002
>blink-182
unfathomably based millennial

>>51892002
ywnbaw and will be poor forever too

>hold on a second i-

Shut up poor.

>>51891902
Yagoo does. therefore, he is evil.

>>51890379
Kek

>>51891876
no amount of money can make getting into the goddamn thing from iron lung except rigged to control with a fuckin' wireless madcatz a good idea

>>51891876
The problem isn't that he's rich, but that in spite of his massive wealth he cheaped out materials and ignored qualified experts telling him his piece of shit sub was a coffin waiting to happen
The bright side of this is that usually its the poor workers that suffer the consequences of moneygrubbing CEOs cutting corners, I only feel bad for the four poor suckers he convinced to come along in his deathtrap

>>51892074
t. poorfag

>>51891927
Net worth up to about 100 mil is somewhat understandable, over that and you have way too much fucking money because even that much is obscene.

>>51892002
He's thinking about his inheritance and all the SCs he's gonna be able to send his oshi; I'd be struggling to seem sad, too.

>>51891876
>>muh rich person bad
No, millionaires are mostly fine. Billionaires can die in a fire for all I care though.
But to make it even more reductive:

>>muh rich person bad
Yes

>>51891876
Nah, just Gura

>>51892002
Why are saplings like this?

>>51892283
I mean if he's the stepson to a billionaire his mom probably just married the guy for his money anyway.

>>51891971
NTA, but at least half of JPs. Gura definitely is, and so should Mori be.
Like, anons reverse calculated Lamy's income in 2022 to be somewhere between $600k to $1.7M (had to pay 8 digits in yen tax). That's just 2022 alone and Lamy is hardly the biggest Holo. Even a runt like RBC got enough to buy a house in greater Tokyo (and people generally don't spend all their money to buy a house).

>>51892322
He mad huhaha

>>51881967
Mumei fucked Einshine for a trip to Japan and shamed the other girls he groomed when he got caught.

>>51891122
Not really. As soon as any one piece of that deathtrap slipped out of place, the whole thing would've been flattened near instantly. All five people would've become tightly packed soup before they knew what was going on, probably right at the moment comms went off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClkytJa0ghc
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>>51892680
>Climb in!
no thanks!

>>51892002
holy fucking based

>>51892002
How funny would it be if this guy watched vtubers...

>>51892680
jesus christ I thought you guys were joking about it being steered with a madcatz

>>51893162
That is a joke. The controller was made by Logitech.

>>51893094
>Gura my dad drowned LET'S GOOOOOO

>>51893094
>charged with online stalking
it's more likely than you think

>>51893204
He's more likely to see his dad again than Gura.

>>51893228
kek

>>51887465
>including his son
poor bastard
It's still a Darwin award if your stupidity also reverts your child, right?

>>51893228
wtf

They're already fucked at this point. Oxygen estimate is nearly up and even if they aren't paste yet, rescue ships teleported to their location and started winching their iron lung to the surface right this instant, it would take a couple hours to haul up. As much as 6 hours if they actually got down to their destination depth

>>51893676
What if they started killing each other off within the last few days? On one hand, being agitated makes you consume more oxygen than usual. On the other hand, less people to consume those precious oxygen

>>51893884
I think trying to kill someone takes a lot of oxygen, but that's just my opinion

>>51893228
ok that got me

>>51892266
Even 100 mil seems obscene to people living in actual poverty. Such autism about wealth.

>>51893228
Huh did they discover the sub yet?

>>51892307
I want Roboco to finger my ass.

>>51894211
Man I have a decent enough job and 100mil seems obscene to me.

>>51893228
Lmao you bastard.

lmao

>>51894416
No, and chances are it's probably the size of a tuna can right now

EN TWITCH/YOUTUBE TALLY OF THE DAY (06/22)*
>11,374:Ironmouse (Vshojo)
>10,153: Fauna (Hololive)
>8,614 :Kornii (Hololive)
>6,968:Vei (Mythic)
>5,497:Mori (Hololive)
>5,470: Shu (Nijisanji)
>5,124 :Irys (Hololive)
PER COMPANY
>2x Hololive
>3x Nijisanji
>16x Vshojo
>0x Mythic
>0x Indie


*YESTERDAYS EN TWITCH/YOUTUBE TALLY W/ TWITCH DEBUFF [Twitch avg vs YT peak] (06/22)*
>10,489:Ironmouse (Vshojo)
>10,153: Fauna (Hololive)
>8,614:Kornii (Hololive)
>5,580:Vei (Mythic)
>5,497:Mori (Hololive)
>5,470: Shu (Nijisanji)
>5,124 :Irys (Hololive)
PER COMPANY
>2x Hololive
>3x Nijisanji
>16x Vshojo
>0x Mythic
>0x Indie

>>51894796
Yesterday's tally doko?

>>51894757
Wait she really tweeted this?

>>51895004
https://twitter.com/baovtuber/status/1671625675122544640

>>51895068
KEK

>>51895094
People are mad

>>51881967
Speaking of, were manned Titanic explorations actually got pulled off successfully? most of the expeditions i've heard were from unmanned submarines so i'm not sure if it actually happened before.

>>51895228
How many pronouns do they have?

>>51895228
Yeah yeah yeah I know its live and death situation but come on….in the back of everyone head, 100% you gonna at least have a slightly thought that this probably was the stupidest death of 2023. Like everything was so wrong from the beginning, how is this even possible??

>>51895228
They aren't paying for her bills so who cares?

>>51895068
holy based
maybe I should start watching bao now

>>51895263
Yeah, they were. But the thing is that those manned expeditions were done by professionals with state of the art equipment, not tourists riding inside a "submarine" basically cobbled together in some billionaires back yard

>>51895640
people dying for ukriane are pointless deaths.

>>51895094
>>51895228
a bit too soon if you ask me but still funny.

>>51895263
Yes? It's what James Cameron was working on for like a decade.
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=james+cameron+titanic+footage

>>51891876
The business plan for this thing was to be civillan Titanic touring, he even says in the promotional video >>51892680 that it was designed to be pilotable by 16 year old kids
The CEO being the one to die in this piece of shit instead of some kids taking their buddies on a neat little vacation trip not knowing how negligent the construction was is literally the best possible outcome of a project this fucking stupid, next to nobody getting in it at all

>>51893309
if it ends your bloodline it is a darwin award.

Their oxygen timer
https://countingdownto.com/countdown-pages/bY5rKTzD

>>51896607
>18minutes
Yeah they are dead

>>51881967
Why aren't people celebrating?

>>51896719
moom's still on break

>>51883602
Who/what died on her previous breaks?

>>51896792
Western civilization

>>51896607
Oh well, it's too late. F.

>>51896607
Nah these niggas dead even before the oxygen runs out

>>51896607
nah they still have another 4 hours, unless they're already crushed by the water
https://infogram.com/ned-9330-titan-sub-countdown-timer-1h8n6m3dkyp9z4x

>>51888281
Fucking kek

>>51896607
Rip 10 seconds

imagine sharing this toilet with your oshi

>>51897046
#VanLife

>>51896607
Bye bye kek

>>51893162
>>51893189
maybe they ran out of AA batteries and couldn't use the controls

They run Windows, so probably an automatic update fucked everything up

>>51897133
yeah that's probably what happened

Im guessing cell phones or any other form of communication isnt an option at this depth either?Look i aint cheering for an idiot to survive he brought this on himself but I cant help but look ata problem and think what could be done to solve it

>>51895228
I find the funniest part to be people acting like these idiots aren’t dead already.