/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Whats goin on

What the fuck are the mods doing this time?

This is pretty cool.

mating press

Very nice!

would

AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

nigga wtf?

>>51825254
brutal

ayo

Okay, but why?

what the fuck is this

Eww Iron Lungs

Ironmouse is signing at 20 million dollar contract with kick confirmed.

>>51825254
Funny mouse.

>>51825328
Showing off their blatant bias. Not the first time either

>>51825254

>>51826341
Firenz went next. His test took the form of a lengthy and largely theoretical conversation, though he was thorough when questioning Harry's knowledge of the stars. With a nod to Harry and then the headmaster, Firenz clopped out of the hall.

McGonagall went next. Hers was the only test he knew what to expect. She had discussed it with him at length to make sure he was alright with it. Completing the test honestly meant giving the faculty a rather clear idea of his overall magical proficiency. Originally, he planned to do some middling transfiguration that would impress but not tip his hand. After meeting Dumbledore, he agreed with McGonagall that the respect gained from going all out would be worth giving away his strength.

"Conjure some wood for me, Mr. Potter." He conjured an oak stump in the middle of the room. It weighed approximately 150 pounds.

"Excellent. Now, I would like you to transfigure it into the most complex design you can manage. The more varied materials you can incorporate the better."

Harry had thought long and hard about his design. Initially he was going to make simple statues out of a few different stones, metals, and crystals. Enough to impress but not wow or show his true skill. Dumbledore and Snape had pissed him off to the point of changing his design on the fly. He concentrated for several minutes before getting to work. 15 minutes later, he stood back, slightly winded.

In the centre of the room a griffin and stag bowed to each other. The griffin's body was pale orange amber letting everyone see the coloured glass organs, tissues, and bones he'd created inside. The stag's body was primarily diamond, clear quarts, and cut glass to keep it transparent, yet textured like fur and worked into complex geometric designs he couldn't create with just one material to the same effect. Inside, he grew amyathists, cats eye, aquamarine, jade, ruby, sapphire, and various other coloured stones into anatomical replications of a stag's internal systems. Its antlers were a conflagration of different flowering fruit tree branches. Behind the two breathtakingly complex beasts sat a glowing multi hued star. The brilliant colours pulsed and fluctuated. On closer inspection, the star was filled with millions of iridescent fish catching and refracting the light of a cold flame burning in the water at the bottom of their unique tank.

The room was eerily silent. Even Snape forgot to look superior while investigating the spectacle.

"Jeez pup, "Sirius said, "was it wise to go that hard? I didn't even know you could do that."

"Wise? No. Satisfying? In the extreme," Harry whispered back, basking in the glow of Sirius's pride and Dumbledore's disbelief.

"Perhaps," Dumbledore spoke at long last, "we should resume the qualifiers tomorrow. Give young Mr. Potter a chance to recharge after this impressive display."

"With all due respect Sir, I'm far too busy. Today is the only time I have to come here until the school year begins. If I may have time for a quick snack, I'll be ready for the rest."

"I for one," Flitwick said, "refuse to believe that someone capable of creating that isn't able to complete the relatively simple charms I would test him for. Mr. Potter is welcome in my class."

"I reckon," Hagrid said, staring at the beasts' innards, "that he knows his magical creatures if he can make 'em that specific. 'E's welcome in Care of Magical Creatures." He flashed Harry another uncertain smile. Harry nodded.

"While I'll admit the fact that you transfigured that was an impressive display and the fact that it doesn't look like it will unravel for some time is even more still, runes are a precise and demanding discipline. I will be testing you after a short break," Babbling said.

"Potions are also different enough and I'm curious to see what you're capable of," Slughorn said.

"I will also be testing you Potter." Snape grinned.

no way

>>51825254
Is this Ironmouse from Hololive English "LazuLight"?

>>51826388
"Perhaps I wasn't clear. I already have my NEWT in Defense Against the Dark Arts."

"A Canadian," he sneered the word, "NEWT does not satisfy the British government."

"My International NEWT. I have no use for your remedial class." Harry's smile was pleasant enough, but energy crackled behind his eyes. The glee in Snape's gaze promised he'd rise to the challenge.

"That's quite the accomplishment my boy!" Slughorn intercepted and diffused the tension.

"That slimy little worm," Siris whispered, fury written all over his face. "I should-"

"Nothing. Do nothing. I have to live with these people." Harry picked at the biscuits and sipped at the black tea Winky had brought him. Sirius sat with him at one of the long tables which had been moved to the sides of the hall to make room for the qualifiers. "They have to respect me, and won't if I run to my Daddy to solve my problems."

"Snivellus is not capable of respect."

"Then he'll become well acquainted with the business end of my wand."

Sirius smirked. "I wish I could see his face when that happens. Yes, I do believe that particular delight would do this old dog some good."

Harry had the most fun with the runes qualifier. He took his time with the written portion, taking nearly 40 minutes to translate, interpret and discuss the theory behind several surprisingly complex runes.

The practical portion was where he really got to show off. Given what he'd accomplished in transfiguration with freedom, Babbling instructed him to create any safe runic array that used ingenuity and showed what he could do. He was given a sandbox to practice before using anything but the potion supplies to demonstrate.

Messing around with runes was something he often did in his spare time. One idea in particular had excited him for quite a while.

After 15 minutes, Harry pulled out his steele, a slab of enchanted charcoal for drawing magical runes, and wrote a moderately intricate array on the hem of his cloak. They flashed gold once he'd finish and then faded into the black cloth. The faculty looked on with interest, but nothing happened. With a grin, Harry wrote out a complex Japanese based runic array on one of the long tables. They glowed blue, the intensity ramping up as the wood groaned and cracked.

Abruptly, the runes faded and the wood split into thousands of evenly sized pieces. To the startled gasps of the faculty, the fragments formed into palm sized wooden birds in the air. Once they were all formed, they flocked together, did a lap of the room, and then all dived at Harry. With a grin, Harry activated his own array and shot into the air, easily dodging the birds. For a few minutes, he evaded the birds with twists, dives, and seeker's tricks for flare as he did.

Once he believed the teachers were properly wowed, he summoned the 10 birds with faint runes to him and immobilized the rest. In the air, Harry levitated the birds in a row to recreate his array, with deft motions, he altered two of the runes so the process reversed. All the birds stuck together to recreate the long table, though the wood grain had changed into a complex feather pattern. Harry landed smoothly to stunned silence broken by Flitwick's enthusiastic applause.

"Well done Harry," Dumbledore said. "I believe that table will have to belong to Ravenclaw from here out."

The potions qualifier passed without anything noteworthy happening. Slughorn gave ready praise and encouragement, which soured Snape's already bleak mood further. While not nearly as adept in potions as transfiguration or runes, Harry earned a spot in Slughorn's class, though whether by skill or reputation wasn't readily apparent to anyone. Despite Slughorn 5 praise, by the end of the final qualifier, Snape looked smug. The boy certainly hadn't inherited his mother's talent.

"Well then, "Harry said, clapping once."Thank you for your time today Professors, Headmaster."

"Harry, "Dumbledore called as father and son turned to leave. "You never told us which classes you'll be taking."

"All of them."

"Pardon?"

"I would like to take my international NEWTS by the end of the school year."

"All seven." Dumbledore stroked his beard. "That's quite a load for seventh year."

I told you about the keyfags and you didn't listen, now look what you have done

>>51826388

>>51826408
"I could teach DADA as well. I'm better qualified than Snape. Honestly, the need to come to an 'accredited' school to be respected astounds me."

"I'm plenty qualified, Potter, and am willing to show you just how badly you need the education."

"Well by all means, I'm certainly happy to oblige if I've hurt your delicate sensibilities."

Snape sneered and stood.

"Severus," Dumbledore warned, giving Snape pause.

"That's right. Listen to your master. He's the only reason you're not imprisoned or dead." Harry sneered.

"What are you doing pup," Sirius muttered. Harry however, replied just loudly for the approaching Snape to hear, but too quietly for the other faculty to make out.

"Proving that just because you're proficient at the Dark Arts, does not mean you should teach students how to protect themselves from them." Then in a whisper, "And giving you an early Christmas present."

"Severus, don't raise to the boy's taunts." Dumbledore beseeched. "He's only a child. One with a guardian that had no love for you."

With visible effort, Snape clenched his teeth and sat back down, back rigid.

"Huh," Harry said for Sirius alone. "I guess I'll have to buy you a toaster or something."

Without waiting to be dismissed, Harry and Sirius left the castle, grounds, and soon appeared in their manor with a faint pop from one and silence from the younger.

"Will you let that little puke strut around this school like he owns it? Like he's royalty." Snape had taken Dumbledore aside as the other faculty filed out of the hall.

"I have a strong suspicion that both are true, Severus. For one, you know as well as I that Potter has claimed his title. As the head of one of the Sacred Twenty Eight noble families, he is as close to royalty as our kind has. Plus, he has had nearly twice as many articles written about him in the past 17 years than any of the British muggles have written about their ruling class in the last fifty years. Second, and much more concerning, I believe Mr. Potter may be the Heir of Gryffindor. If those suspicions are confirmed this year, it may very well mean that he does own this castle." That last would certainly lessen any control Dumbledore could eke out of the boy and would hamper his plans.

"But his utter ungrounded arrogance!"

Dumbledore stared pointedly to where Harry's transfigured statues stood unchanged in the middle of the room. Dumbledore would have struggled to transfigure something with such precision and attention to detail. If he had managed it, the spell would have begun to revert to wood and fade away within about an hour. Harry's had stood twice that so far and didn't show any signs of weathering. When Dumbledore probed it, he found that the effect had been loosely connected to the hearthstone of the castle and sealed in a way he wasn't familiar with. With a frown, he realized the monument Harry had created in may grace the Great Hall for quite a while.

At Snape's reserved sigh, Dumbledore circumvented the irked professor and headed for the door.

Severus had a point, but was focused on the wrong details. Harry's confidence stood to be a minor issue, but the biggest problem was the defiance. If Dumbledore had succeeded in keeping Sirius Black incarcerated, the Boy Who Lived would have been made pliable under the Dursley muggles. He would have been so grateful to Dumbledore for taking him from those people, so awed by his power, that he would have made a loyal, almost devout pupil.

More importantly, he would have made the perfect weapon. Eventually, when the time was right, he would have made a historic martyr for Wizarding kind and a rallying point Dumbledore could use the memory of to further his cause.

Alas, Sirius had more connections than he'd known of. Connections such as Amelia Bones, the director of the Aurors and one of the few incorruptible officials in the Ministry. She'd unburied the Potters' last will and testament, a feat Dumbledore was still flummoxed over. When he wanted somethi ng buried, it might as well never have existed.

Not this time.

Amelia presented irrefutable proof of Blacks' innocence as well as the will which expressly stated the boy was under no circumstances to be put under the care of Petunia. Worse still, Sirius had full parental rights and was the first listed guardian. There were five others listed as back ups. Not unheard of during the war.

Dumbledore was not on the list and the magi cal guardianship he had assumed of Harry was immediately invalidated.

Sirius had clearly encouraged him to be his own person.

Yes. Dumbledore certainly had damage control to do this year.

Crazy thread for crazy girl

>>51826427
"So tell me again about your plan to remain underestimated," Sirius said while flopping onto their white leather couch. Their living room was a little cramped, but the coloured glass windows sent multi-hued light scattered across the predominantly sleek white furniture. A flat TV took up the entire space above the mantle.

"I saw his smug self-satisfied face and the plan changed." Harry lounged in a recliner and accepted the tea Zaldey, an elderly male house If that had been with the Potter family before the war and one of the first Harry recovered when his magical core matured enough to bond them, offered.

"And it changed to...?"

"Showing him that I know he's a manipulative coot and, that I will not be his cog."

"Good."

They sipped tea in silence for a few minutes.

"So," Sirius said, "next week. Excited?"

"If anything, it'll be a tedious exercise in avoiding the over-excited yes-men wannabes."

"And if one of those floozies is her? Or him."

"Whatever magic is responsible for soulmate bonds wouldn't be cruel enough to pair me with someone I can't stand." When Harry turned eleven and was bemoaning not having friends, Sirius made a deal with him. He took him to the Ministry in France to see one of the books of bonds in exchange for him to stop begging to go to Hogwarts. Harry had relented. Ever since Sirius had told him that his parents were soulmates Harry longed to see if he too had a destined partner somewhere in the world.

Soulmates were rare and one of the most treasured bonds of the wizarding world. Once both parties fully accepted the bond their relationship deepened in some magical way unique to the couple. His parents had been able to talk telepathically to each other at will no matter the distance between them or the state of the others mind, such as unconscious or compelled.

His visit to the Book of Bonds had been among the most magical of this life. The air shimmered and pulsed with raw energy. There were three such books in existence, one controlled by the French, British, and Russian ministries. Each of them had been created by Merlin and recorded all types of magical bonds in the world. When Harry approached the book, which rested on a bronze pedestal in the middle of a dim empty room without windows and only torches for light, the book flipped open to a page.

Harry James Potter.

Familial bond forming with Hedwig, snowy owl.

Bonded to House Elves Zaldy, Cismy, and Poppy.

Soulmate bond pending. Partner to be found at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry in Scotland.

Upon request, the book made him a copy that he took with him. Even now it rested in its envelope in the left breast pocket of his robes and had updated itself with each new House Elf along with the fact that he had fully bonded to Hedwig. The only time it wasn't on his person was when he slept, as he loathed pajamas. Not even that felt secure enough. Multiple safety charms were placed on the parchment. No one could take or read the page. Several fail safes were built in to warn him if anyone tried to break his charms.

Rather than quell his desire, Harry became insistent that he attend Hogwarts. Every September they fought bitterly. Sirius made very logical arguments about the dangers that Voldemort and his followers posed. Dangers he couldn't protect him from if he was locked away under Dumbledore's manipulations.

Ultimately, he had to use the parent card.

Harry satisfied himself by dealing with the dangers that arose at Hogwarts yearly. He also assigned house elves to infiltrate the school elves and keep a closer eye on things.

This year was different. Not only was Harry of age now that he'd accepted his title, but it was the last year he could attend the school. Sirius hadn't tried too hard to convince him against going this year.

The only problem was that Harry had no idea who his soulmate was. The book only confirmed the match once both people stood before the book.

He had ten months to figure out who his soulmate was or risk them being lost to the arominity of the larger world.

>>51826437
no, no, no
these schizos are new to us
they appeared today either because of the SotD with Pomu or the collab with Voldemort

She's been plapped

>>51826354
The Queen demands it.

IT WAS YOU

What

>ironmouse thread
>ironmouse board
>ironmouse website

ublock
boards.4channel.org##[src="https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1687326144144611.gif"]
thank me later niggers

>>51826689
can I thank you now

>>51826689
Thank you kind sir.

>>51826689
oh wow! you clicked 'block element' and that's it! what a genius!

>>51826689
Thanks nigga!

Now how do I block the music?

>>51826838
Shhhhhh, stop being a faggot anon.

>>51826865
answer the other question then, retard

Meh, CopperCat is hotter

>>51826354

>>51826354
VShojo board
VShojo threads
VShojo tubers

>>51826859
NTA, but... there's music? Maybe I already had something in my browser settings to block it?

>>51827002
Yep. I remember there's fix for that but I forgot. It's an YT video on autoplay hidden somewhere.

>>51825254
Cute mouser!

>>51826476
How is the schizophrenic meltdown in /vsj/ connected in any way with pink rat

>>51826975
Even the people who like Mouse don't care about vshitshow anon, you are delusional. Vshitshow can die tomorrow and the mousefags wouldn't care whatsoever.

>>51827002
Check broswer settings for site permissions "Allow Audio and Video"

It's "Gremlin Fantasy" https://youtu.be/UyUaXKSnJiM

>>51825254
How do you say Iron Whore in your language?

>entire board has been discussing and arguing about Gura's bday for the past few days
>literally not a single mention of Iron Mouse anywhere
>Vshojo split has something like 40 unique IPs
>jannies still decide to shill her
why?

>>51827103
used to be the case, there's unironic corpofags now. 3 Vshojos leaving mindbroke some of those fags and they care more about the company now

>>51827141
Kill yourself.
>>51827151
Seems something happened in /vsj/ tonight but I'm having trouble understanding what.

>>51827151
Because that is their entire problem anon, Mouse isn't very popular on this board and this really, really bothers them.

>>51827097
I don't know, but at least one of them is straight up copy-pasting Harry Potter texts, and one of Mouse's guests today is nicknamed Voldemort in /vsj+/, so it's probably related.

>>51827141
Puttana di ferro

>>51827235
>one of Mouse's guests today is nicknamed Voldemort
You sound insanely schizo that you are also using this term.

>>51827141
Pelacur Besi.

>>51827213
She's moderately popular though? You're taking this shitpost thread way too seriously.

>>51827193
They actually tried unsuccessfully to remove the + from /vsj+/ multiple times during that period of time, in an attempt to stop anons from talking about old members.

>>51827254

>>51827141
жeлeзнaя шлюхa

>>51825254

wtf is going on did ironlung kick the bucket or something?

based ironmouse

>>51825254
Ironmouse is only moderately entertaining. Going to punish me now mod?

>>51827141
Pute de fer.

>>51827151
Pretty sure it's just someone having fun anon.

>>51827141
La puta de hierro

>>51827358
Unfortunately not. Iron Lung is having a hard time getting her precious subgifts for her garbage marathon, so the biased janny tries to shille her here.

>>51827141
Puta de Hierro

>>51827254
nta but it's just what we say when we refer to D-D-K because the jannies get uppity and ban you. She had a DnD collab with Mouse today, our resident schizo probably saw the discussion and is sperging out now

>>51827151
Nobody cares about Gura's latest management mandated merch shilling stream anon. We're watching the Mouseython.

>>51826859
:stopsound:

i think i prefer some blatant holobrony bias to this

>>51827358
she's simply being cute, even more than yesterday (which was already more than the day before (and so on, you get the picture))

>>51827235
cute image

>>51827141
फलामको भालु

:turnoffironlung:

>>51827429
>cute
You've clearly never met puerto rican women irl they are the actual manifestation of satans hatred towards mankind.

>>51827500
mouser is literally sayton anon
And yet it cutes...

sex

>>51827606
she can't

Mouse

>>51827108
Wait, it's THAT song?
I haven't heard it in so long. It makes me just as nostalgic as Ame's early outro songs. I miss 2021 so fucking much it hurts.

Is this working on 4chanX. I'm not seeing shit.

>>51828060
>he can't see her
>he took his meds

Nice traced animation from Nichijou faggots

>>51828120
Sue me.

>>51825254
Why is there a metal rat here?

Mouse a cute

>>51827417
Nah I like this more because it pisses off the holobronies.

>>51828120
Thank god /hlgg/ never uses traced memes.

>>51828707
Why is idolmouse like this? (All cute and shit...)

>>51828120
>Forgetting that the pinned post on this BOARD is a traced image of what was supposed to be a "4chan vtuber"

based

please stop having fun!!!

me when

Winners.

AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaWUH?

Pog?

How

>>51825254
Hide the thread to remove the iron mouse from the catalog

>they actually bought the ad

>>51827141
Eisenhure

>>51827141
Гвoздeнa кypвa

Queen of en took over 4chan
Based

>>51833202
Can't stop winning

>>51827500
But they're so hot...

theres a gif in the background and the clipboard from OP says 'mouse'

based jannies

>>51825372

Bonk

>>51827402
you're seething extremely hard.

I can't get the fucking audio to work for me

>>51827151
Indeed. All discussion of any lesser chuuba must cease for the week, in honor of gura turning on her stream for 2 hours

>>51827402
130k subs in 19 days
Yeah man she’s really struggling

>>51837191
*1 hour 21 minutes

I used to think of ironmouse as the moderate vshojo, now I fucking hate her

>>51825254
Ogey

>>51838159
Two sexy rats

Go, Mousey, go!

Les go mousey

>>51828920
>>51828802
neither should be excused

>>51825254
cute

At least it's an easy reminder that vshojo shills exist in the mod team.

>>51841981
oh nyo, please continue seething

>why isn't anyone talking about my oshi? GIVE HER ATTENTION!
Jannys are pathetic.

>>51842110
Reminder they are the same faggots against the idea of allowing flags in the board because of the fear of them being called out as seaniggers.

>>51841981
they literally nuked /vsj+/ during mouse's concert

mods aren't based unless I see a post as ($Mod) screaming I LOVE WHOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRESSSSSSS

>>51842979
why tho

>>51842834
In their defense flags are completely useless in non-political/sports boards. What we really need are post ID's to thwart out the SEAschizos samefagging their bait threads.

>no sound
(You) deserve death, tranny jannies.
Chumbud deflection thead

>>51844004
your browser probably just doesn’t have autoplay for videos
I hear it on firefox

>>51827151
>literal Gura deflection thread
>"y?"

>>51844788
I'm using firefox and never had to do any weird faggotry like this one >>51827108
on /sp/

AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEH
MY OXYGEN

>>51845373
I couldn't get it to work on chrome, but it was instantly able to work in firefox

>30 year old woman
I hope Connor continues to cuck iron lung with beautiful able bodied woman, but I’m guessing Vshojo fags are into that

>>51827622
she did

mouse is live

metal rodent good

>>51843814
Yeah, people are also retarded by claiming they won't work because they will just reset their IP to change the ID. They will still work because every new reply being a new IP is just as effective as every reply being the same ID

Spinning rat.

>>51848661
yeah, with me

toasting in an epic bread

>>51855821

>>51855858

Okay, what the fuck has vshojo done THIS time?

>>51859356
been cute

Mouse domination

>>51861079
Indubitably

>>51861532
Lets fucking go

>>51861532

What's the story?

>>51861917
You want me to summarize 5 years of streaming?

>>51863702
Nononono
I thought something big happened with Ironmouse

remember iron mouse loves jelly filled donuts

>>51863921
She's running a second subathon trying to break her previous record but she's doing it for charity this time. She had Pomu on SOTD yesterday. And she's playing a ttrpg tomorrow with someone whose name is unspeakable here.. It's probably the last one.

>>51863921
just doing another subathon... Not really much, for now.

>>51863921
she's being cute
that's all you need really

<video autoplay width="0" height="0" class="expandedWebm" src="//i.4cdn.org/wsg/1687390291235966.webm"></video>

>>51864472
>And she's playing a ttrpg tomorrow with someone whose name is unspeakable here
Bullshit. I'll say it right now.

>>51865446

>>51865446
Can you really call bullshit on something that already happened?

this thread just played a "plap plap plap get pregnant get pregnant" voiceclip at me

>>51868788
>>51865349
I think it's this image

>>51869304
It's not a soundpost though

>>51869436
The OP image isn't a soundpost either

>>51869304
>>51868788
Meds.

>>51837179
The audio isn't even Mousey so it doesn't matter.

PLAP PLAP PLAP
QUEEN OF EN VTUBING
BASED BASED BASED

>literal spam
>struggles to get bump limit
SAD!

>>51869977
It was apparently her old bgm at first >>51827108

>>51871699
Common Mod L

>>51869838
I left the tab open for a long while and when I tabbed back in it played. I can't possibly have just hallucinated that. Fuck you, gaslight-meido.

>>51876315
Nah, definitely your imagination

>>51879196
>mousemeido is a veiposter
It's all starting to make sense.
You were probably one of the anons responsible for me seeking therapy last year.

>>51880078
>You were probably one of the anons responsible for me seeking therapy last year.
nta, but please elaborate...

This thread is still going?

>>51880768
>please elaborate
No.

Can someone post the image the mods used for board bg please? Would be perfect for baiting on ironlung breads.

>>51827141
[Ironlung's real name here]

Nice thread you got here, mods!

bumpan for the funny

I LOVE IRONMOUSE

>>51888636
Oh right, mouse was caught browsing /vt/ right? hope she sees this

>>51827141
Żelazna kurwa

>>51893594
Is this an actual Mouse model? I've never seen that hoodie on a Mouse screenshot.

>>51894317
It is not

>>51881725
Mods desperately bumping the thread every couple hours because nobody's replying LMAO

>>51895643
Yes, and?

>>51895643
Stay mad

>>51825254
cool

Farewell you will be missed o7

mouse love