/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

>>51760051
WE'RE SO BACK BOYS

Cunnyshart

antag & seethe

love this shart

confess your gura sins

I'll read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

GurAI ver1.0a is functioning within established operating parameters.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Br7Oc1VmdY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Br7Oc1VmdY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Br7Oc1VmdY
FRAME UP

FRAME UP. CHAT IS CLOSED.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Br7Oc1VmdY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Br7Oc1VmdY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Br7Oc1VmdY

I thought this guy was a real chumbie instead of just a casual
https://twitter.com/Errordee/status/1671085788627365890

>>51760178
>>51760200
>Chat Closed
Cooooooooooooooooooooooooool, thanks Gura!!

>>51760144
kind of wanted her to not stream today just to see what would happen

>>51760178
>>51760200
AAAAAAAAA LET'S GOOO

>>51760178
>>51760200
WE GOONA HAVE SOME FUN

SEAchads...it's over for us

>>51760227
>>51760231

>>51760178
Man it's really hard to be mad at her...
stupid guwa
I can't wait

Gurass

>>51760313
Sugoi, you message me more than Gura has all month!

>got some exciting stuff for you too today
So apart from merch and probably new emotes what do you buds think she has planned to announce today?

>>51760144
I made the AI Gooba chatbot back into an ordinary girl.

I'm happy, but if she just ghosts us again afterwards I'll become mad again

>>51760200
Of course it is, no way she'll open it until she can be there to moderate it. Will probably open at 5 or 6.

GOOBA LOBE!

chuubi left another dead squirel under the bed

>do not look under my bed
Did... did she hide her sex toys under there?

>>51760389
Our marriage

>>51760389
The next ghosting

I'll just leave it here again

>>51760178
we are so back

>Daughter/onahole is back.
>Call in sick to work.
>About to leave to get snacks.
Today is going to be a excellent day.

>>51760516
Where is he?

>>51760461
That isn't really hiding and she knows that. She wants us to look and find her vibes.

>>51760417
Who cares, you'll be happy again the very next time she does anything, just like now.

>>51760178
AAAAAAAAAAAA CAN'T WAIT

>>51760417
Just accept things will be sparse and look forward to any time we get to spend with her, no need to get angry

>>51760516
Is grudgeposting the pajeet even satisfying at this point? He's been doing the exact same spiel for years now

>>51760200
>Chat closed
kek, but that was obviously gonna happen. now my question is will she address the absence AT ALL or just act like nothing happened and shill merch with a smile on her face.

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1671160122704564227
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1671160122704564227
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1671160122704564227

>>51760516
did you believe the "my dad works at hololive" guy? were you born yesterday?

Yep, she's coming back to shill merch and then she'll be gone for another month or two, lol.

https://files.catbox.moe/bhe5u3.jpg

>>51760624
Literally your fault. Gura would be doing this if it weren't for you faggots.

Gurass

She invited ME over to her room, too bad for you other buds

>>51760624
I think she won't address it. She'll just pretend like nothing happened

>>51760696
rubrubrubrubrub

>>51760614
Eh.. just a reminder for others that he is full of shit I guess. I won't be bothered to do it in the next thread don't worry.

>>51760178
>>51760200
GOOOOOOOOOOOP!

>>51760717
Classic avoidant shark move

>>51760686
All she had to do was not ghost her fans. It's not difficult. Fuck off darkmaze

jwu WE ARE SO FUCKING BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>51760634
I just had fun collecting rrats that are easily disprovable.

>>51760681
Fake. Gura is a solid 5 inches at MOST.

>>51760461
I was hiding under her bed

HOES MAD

>>51760893
STOP DOXXING MY DAUGHTER AND ME YOU FAGGOTS

Former chumbud here. Nice to see her again! I miss her, I really do.

Where is he?

>>51760051
BETTER HAVE MY MONEY WHEN I COME TO COLLECT

>>51760686
you mean the members only chat?

>>51760624
And I remember distinctly how it's started. Stir shit in chat (no mods around) -> you have pre-chat now only immediately before the stream.

>description actually contains "lets have some fun" like i predicted weeks ago
kek

>>51761031
Proof?

>>51760560
This guy really calling off work to watch a cartoon shark girl pretend that it's her birthday
kek

>>50627438
>at least gura would be "forced" to stream on her birthday day to sell merch then fuck off for the rest of the month.
>>50760519
>How will you react if she doesn't come back until her birthday stream, and she shills merch after exactly one hour and ends it?
>>50908849
>You'll know for sure when the first time she talks to us in months is on her birthday and she only does it to shill a bunch of new merch.
>>50982078
>She is basically forced to do a birthday stream because of the mandated merch shilling.
>My guess is that she's just gonna bite the "pretend nothing is wrong" bullet and deliver the good old
>>hiiiyaaah chumbeeeees!!asjdasdjoijf im so exciteeeeed to celebrate with you let's goooo!! garlic bread asdasdjoikwoqekw
>which will be truly funny knowing the stream is happening only because of merch.
>>51247650
>her birthday stream is going to be nothing out of the ordinary, prepare for some calls and maybe a collab, some merch shilling, zero audience interaction, thanks for your patience yadda yadda I'll see you around and go back to radio silent until the concert
>>51287747
>1 week until birthday - if there was any chance of making it seem like she wasn't just returning out of an obligation to shill birthday merch she lost it by leaving it this late.
>>51307029
>Don't worry, she will be back to do her low effort birthday stream, shill merch, and then fuck off for another 3 weeks
>>51437727
>She's really gonna do it. She's gonna poke her head out to shill the birthday merch and then fuck off again. God dammit I can't believe this shit.
>>51453206
>She's back to shill birthday merch. And then she will disappear again.
>>51493403
>She's gonna come back, not address anything, pull her usual "hiyaa chumbies, let's have some fuuuun huhaha garlic bread" lines and shill her merch. The entire thread will go "GURAAAAAAAAAAAA" and forget all their built-up resentment in an instant.
>>51580637
>Honestly I hope she just skips streaming on her birthday and keeps silent about it. It would at least show that she actually is incapable of streaming at the moment and isn't just forcing herself to stream to shill Cover merch and pump money out of her fans.
>>51585838
>Do you even want her to stream for her birthday? Won't that mean she's coming back just to shill more merch? After all this silence and avoidance and ignoring for two months, do you really want her to come back for a single day just to try and take more of your money? Because if she streams on her birthday after everything that's happened recently, then that's what it will be.

>>51760624
It's a holiday, faggot. We can discuss this uncomfortable topic some other day.

>>51761067
I've got over a hundred hours of sick time. What else am I going to use it for?

>>51761102
The last cope

MEMBER POST

thank god she is streaming today, i'm ready to blow a vital bridge and sparks a falseflag attack here if she doesnt stream

>>51761154
again: get help

I told you Gura would return to collect her royalty chrck

>>51760608
I cannot accept the future being like this forever. A stream or two, then a week or two of nothing, a collab, then nothing agajn for 3 week etc.
I refuse

>>51761243
>New IP
No more replies.

>>51761102
now quote all the anons that said there's no winning for these sad people. Stream = shill merch. No stream = she doesn't care.
But I find it really funny how people are upset about merch "shilling". Because so far every birthday was without merch, sure.

>>51761067
NTA its morning when she streams and I'm going to arrive late today

>>51760144
I haven't watched Gura (or any other vtuber) for almost 3 months. The last whole streams that I watched were 3 Minecraft streams that she did (Okayu love story kino was the last thing that I remember).

Cant wait for some mid birthday with little to no fan communication and a ton of shilling to be called le epic kino because some other EN member shows up again. Hopefully its not prerecorded this time.

>>51761058
See >>51752737 >>51251969

Cant wait for the birthday party! I just hope she doesnt push herself too much. Worst case she can chill afterwards

>>51761388
only part of your prediction was correct, it doesn't count

DEFCON-5
Crisis averted

She loves us. Imagine being a doubter

>>51761345
>Stream = shill merch. No stream = she doesn't care.
That IS exactly the reality and just because you point this out doesn't magically mean there's actually an alternative.
You literally want to pretend breaking her ghost for a stream that is mandated by cover means she cares about you. Psychotic, delusional shitstain.

>waah wahh merch shill
If she releases a song, cover, live, or any project at all you should suck my cock

>>51761446
I never doubted

>>51761446
THREE WEEKS OF ACTUAL, ZERO COMMUNICATION ANYWHERE GHOSTING

Not today, 7th trumpet, not today...

>>51760178
>>51760200
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Finally I can get a thread where the shitposters and discordtranny raid will be drowned out by live streaming posting. I'll go sleep early to catch the stream.

>>51761446
She loves her ATMbuds. Parasocialbuds need to leave.

>>51761446
You're so desperate for it to be true that you take the act of stopping the ghosting as love.

>>51761496
They've revealed they're actually from reddit over the last few weeks.

>>51761476
Yeah she was busy building our ASMR cybersex love nest, too bad you're not invited

Hang in there chumbuddies.

They switched to being mad that Gura is streaming really fast. We fucking won chumbies

Kind of sad that it took a birthday for her to return

>>51761460
oh fuck off already, will you?
Pretending to know what I think just shows that you are pissed and venting on me for some reason.

I can't wait to spam the new dino Gura emotes.

12 episodes of Gura slice of life anime soon
3D live with an orchestra soon
original song featuring Tatsuro Yamashita soon
a whole EP soon
lewd asmr soon

>>51761558
won what

not gonna lie i feel fucking good bros

uuhhh...

>>51761582
>no argument, just "waaah let me be delusional in peace"
Classic copebud.

>>51761375
don't worry, the shitposters will be more focused on tasty drama of Mori's RM hanging out with Mouse during the bd stream

>>51761611
Gura is sucking my cock with the most vicious blowjob technique you can imagine

I hope we get a member karaoke too Chumchads.

>>51761633
Chat is not needed for her to convey her burning love for us

>>51761611
Any gura time is winning time

People here wanting everyone to hate and destroy gura desperately but they just being drowned with realbuds patientbuds waiting her. See ya fags.

>>51761700
We haven't been getting a lot of winning time recently..

>>51761684
It actually is. In fact, she's practically incapable of conveying it without chat.

>>51761650
>keeps assuming
What argument do you want to hear from me, you sad thing?

Antibud here, I'm actually starting to think she has some big projects prepped, because putting them out as a surprise to "BTFO the doubters" is exactly the kind of manipulative, petty, contrarian thing she would do.

>>51761739
Which is why we need to make the most of the time we do get

phew, thankfully she is streaming her bday
i do not want to be a felon

>>51761633
Common in pre-streams actually.

>>51761765
Don't care, nothing could be worth the wait.

>>51761780
It's not that bad. Prison is pretty fun if you're a non violent inmate.

>9 hours of refreshing for chat to open
I unironically wish she would wait to put up a frame if she's going to do this.

Finally some new content to masturbate to.

>>51761960
What

JWU and feeling kinda smug.
>muh shill stream
All I've been hearing is graduation this, graduation that, "le final countdown that will prove the rrats, chumbaronies!" for the past month. Trying to pivot after being an obnoxious retard will not absolve you.

>>51761987
You mean Gura content. There was plenty of nice fanart and non-Gura content.

>>51762018
>blocking out reality
Nobody is pivoting, your boogeyman """antis""" were right, see >>51761102
Cope harder btw

>>51760051
That’s a cute OP

I unironically forgot her birthday was today. This is the first time in 4 years where I didn't draw birthday fan art for a vtuber. Ah well, I'm over it.

>>51762018

>>51761960
I disagree. Frame gives me exact time when stream will be, so I can plan things around it.
No prechat is unavoidable, unless there are mods to keep an eye on it, unfortunately. I bet she'll open prechat about 10-30 min before the stream, like she was doing for the last few streams.

>>51762040
You masturbate to non-Gura content?

Why does she do this to me and why do i keep coming back to her for the same treatment every time?

>>51762013
I will be refreshing the stream waiting for chat to open for 9 hours.

>>51762091
IT IS AVOIDABLE. IT WAS AVOIDABLE FOR LITERAL FUCKING YEARS. WHY ARE ALL THESE RETARDS PRETENDING LIKE SHE CAN'T LEAVE PRECHAT OPEN

>>51762095
Just let it happen ATMbud, some people are just meant to be exploited.

>chat closed
I hate thespianiggers so much

>>51761832
Yeah buddy all the free sex you've every wanted~

-_^

>>51762155
you are so cute. Care to explain why?

>>51761652
Eh she’s well within her rights to do that, Gura didn’t give a fuck about her or Ina’s birthdays

>>51762269
Gawr Gura left her prechat open, for hours, without any issues for years.

>>51762329
It's pretty silly to expect the talents to drop everything for each other's chuuba birthdays, they just wish each other a happy birthday in private on their actual birthday.

>>51761652
Why would I complain about a good thing?

>>51762356
And lots of other members have free talks open for months.

>>51762356
Do you remember what happened right before she started closing it?

>>51762386
She’ll probably at least send a twitter message anyway

>>51762417
Nothing worse than what happened during those literal fucking years.

Fubuki wished my sharkwife a happy birthday!

I never should’ve doubted her…

>>51762459
Riiiight. Ok then. I will not try to convince you otherwise.

>>51762502
We're so back it's ridiculous

>>51762502
Just wait a week or two and see if you still feel that way.

>>51762502
>>51762537
Chat is disabled for this live stream.

>>51762502
dont worry about the details right now brother we have won for today at the VERY least

>>51762481
Link the tweet, please. I don't follow JP holos.

so uh, she is gonna do like one or two more streams after this birthday one, right? a members karaoke even...?

"thank you for all your birthday wishes!! i got some exciting stuff for you too today..... :3
lets have some fun today"

What could it be?!

>>51762646
https://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1671170199343734785

>>51762683
Thank you.

>>51762671
merch, duh

>>51762671
merch
pls buy

>>51762671
New emotes.

>>51762671
echographies of my child

Do you think she murdered Bloop already or will that happen during the stream?

>>51762671
Movie May 2: Revengeance

schizos, antis and fakebuds BTFO once again

You guys haven't learn your lesson have you?

>>51761471
You know what, I'll do it now before the str3am begins
Pants down bud

>chat disabled
can she at least pretend to even care about her fans anymore?

You guys are gonna freak when she reveals her authentically molded cun-cun onahole merch!

>>51762939
No

>>51762993
Gura is not a whore, fuck off.

Not a chumbie, but thank God Gura is streaming today. Hopefully it gets better going forward for you guys and Gura.

>>51762891
Nah, see, they are already looking for new angles:
>>51762939

>>51762891
already using the chat disabled thing as a new shitposting angle, too bad im stronger than ever now

>>51762993
I can finally lose my virginity to the shark!

>>51762993
I wasn't going to buy merch but I will make an exception for this. Please Gura.

Happy for ya, chumbawumbas. Enjoy your oshi's birthday.

oh boy i cant wait to spam chat that she owes us an explanation and watch as people bring more attention to my posts until she gets depressed and ends the stream only to leave again for over a month

>>51763081
It wasn't that long ago that she left chat open. This wound is going to take time to heal.

>>51763081
>>51763129
Holy shit the chat room is disable??? That's a nuke guys the final yab is here... We are so fucking done...

>>51763214
She wont even read chat, nor SCs. In fact we don't even know if it'll be live.

>>51763214
>spam chat
good luck for that I guess

I always forget how long the order window for merch lasts. Fellas, if I get this job I interviewed for last thursday, and the merch is good, do you reckon I'll be able to get a paycheck before it's too late?

>>51763081
>>51763129
>new
ok retards....

Anyone else ashamed to be a rainbow trident since a bunch of other rainbow tridents started actin up towards her?

>>51763310
Usually it's open 4-5 weeks

>>51763360
I became a rainbow trident this month so, I haven't really had the opportunity.

>>51763310
Get a cash advance.

>>51763310
Yeah show your new boss her streams and I'm sure he'll be glad to do a pay advance for ya

She will apologize for being gone the last few weeks because she was recording in Japan and for skipping solo May streams because she didn't want to leak anything. Then announce that regularly scheduled streams will start again.
Please

>>51763360
Ashamed of them - yes. But they were leaving, so that's good.

>b-but it's just a merch str-
Dont care, will watch and enjoy it
>but she just wants your m-money..
Good, I saved up a lot
>b-but she doesnt love you
She does
>s-she wont stream after the bday
Then i'll wait patiently for when she can

>Ghosts us
>Gura Streams
>ANTIS BTFO
>She leaves
>Stop doomposting, nothing is happening, streams soon
>At least 3 weeks of literally fucking nothing because she cant be bothered
>Finally something happens
>ANTIS BTFO
It would be funny if it wasn't so sad.

>>51763618
Pretty much this.

>>51763360
>>51763612
the absolute state of you cucks

>>51763618
based and same desu

>>51763745
so, why are you here, again?

>>51763618
t.the prime cuck

>>51763801
its disgusting how fine you are with the fact that she treats you like air for weeks

>>51763618
Shouldn't you be whaling on some shitty gacha?

>>51763618
hoooooly BASED

Hey when does the official daki ship out?

>>51763916
so, remind me, what are you doing here?

>>51763618
>She does
bro...

>>51764109
Ah, seething. Got it. You do you.

>>51760178
uuuuooooh!!!! cunny!!!!!!

https://twitter.com/reNPCarts/status/1671176918601805826
He really likes chumbud attention.

This better be good enough to justify this her bullshit disappearance.
Otherwise I'll... do something.

>>51760349
Goomba!!!! Goombie!!! Happy birthday sharkie!!!!!

>>51764222
he will not be wrong i am afraid

>>51764222
fuck this cuck

>>51763618
Based

>>51764222
He's not wrong though? Every time she ghosts us it gets longer and longer. So I wouldn't put it past her.

"It was a scheduled tweet, they'll take it down later when she doesn't show up"-bud status?

>>51764342
if he is right then you can not convince me this guy is not psychic and that he can tell the future.

>>51764222
based and true

Watching Gura is like going to the movies. Couple of hours of entertainment three or four times a year.

>>51764222
this guy is human scum desu

>>51764463
We don't talk about that now, we are moving to merch or chat room or something

>>51764505
how much does the ticket cost?

>>51764463
she made the tweet and wrote comments on twitter go back retard.

>>51764222
didn't that guy do some work for holos at some point, what kind of message is that

>>51764535
free?

That's cool and all but when's Mario watchalong though

im disappointed in Gura. If she didnt stream on her birthday it could mean she really is sick and needed rest but by resuming streaming on her birthday to shill merch, it shows she no longer loves us.

>>51764556
Yes and now he just burned that bridge.

>>51764556
i've got half a mind to message cover that a person their talents is following is a known anti

>>51764535
Stop being poor

>>51764556
he is doing his best to never get hired again

I'm disappointed in Gura. She didn't stream on her birthday.

>>51764621
it's funny how this has shown them and the rest of us who most of these people are. Makes you wonder if it's planned.

https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/109194276

>>51761446
Gura cute gura cute!!!

>>51764556
Gura still follows him, so she probably saw that one too.

>>51764591
>it could mean she really is sick and needed rest
>Didn't stream and ghosted us in between those collabs last month
>Didn't stream and ghosted us after those collabs last month, until today
Yeah, no.

>>51764709
That link led to some Gooba porn!

>>51764621
ogey karen

Citypop orisong with Tatsuro Yamashita incoming.
You WILL kneel

>>51761550
I cant wait for gura stream!!! Im excited to see her!!!

>>51764763
based
fuck yesbuds

>>51761620
Same desu!!!!!!

>>51764774
There's no sickness on this planet that would cause someone to be unable to say anything at all for a month beyond being in a coma and even if there was, the manager would happily take telling people on behalf of her that Gura is literally fucking dying and that's why she's not around over nothing at all. Are there any other copes to get out of the way?

>>51764872
>cant wait
anti

>>51764813
I don't give a shit if she also includes miku and they start dancing at disney land, not worth the year of garbage this has been.

>>51764222
This guy seems to be quite obsessed with her despite not even being a chumbud, what's up with that? It feels like seethe coming from not being hired or something

>>51765074
if nothing is worth it then why are you still here?

>>51764981
Manegment can't say anything withnout the talent's written consent.

>>51764222
Based
She will have a fun 2 months

>>51764556
Amelia cucking him with homostars broke his mind and funnily enough ended up being a simp of a chuuba that has her bf as her chat mod.

>>51764774
>>51764981
Everyone knows by now that is not health

>>51765144
He's a dramafag like you, only he learned to draw.

>>51765214
Shondo has a bf? Are you just pulling shit out of your ass?

>>51765074
Stop ruining the mood, motherfucker.

>>51764796
Gura is funny and cute!

>>51765239
But I'm not a dramafag...

>>51765272
>he doesn't know

>>51765272
Obv pulling shit out his ass.
Shondo is the most Menhera, no boyfriend, no touching of any human her entire life, no love, no friends, mom barely can stand her, suicidal, vtuber off all time.

And I love her, just not as much as Gura.

>>51765272
He is. Don't worry about it whatever shondo's fan name is.

>>51765144
Obsessed is an exaggeration. He's made like 3 tweets since she left that are about her, including this.

>>51764556
I remember the name but cant remember the work he did
too bad he's an anti now

I'm sad and disappointed in Gura.
If she's streaming on her birthday that means she's not sick enough, which is great, but that means she's feeling good enough for a stream and yet didn't even sent a single tweet until today.

>>51765272
one of her mods

Didn't Gura say that she will offcollab with a bunch of senpai during next JP trip since it won't be as hectic as Fes trip? You think it's still happening?

>>51764222
>>51764621
At the very least I doubt he ever gets work from cover again.

>>51765500
smol social battery, tummy hort, sunborn

>>51765382
>>51765272
>shondo cucks in this thread
Makes sense, indie fags shitposting in this thread is nothing new.

>>51765500
she said that? because I remember her repeatedly saying how summer is going to be very busy

>>51765414
You're so fucking entitled it's disgusting.

>>51764222
But how is he wrong?

>>51765414
stop killing the mood with your bullshit drama, faggot
just be happy that she's back, you're looking for things to still be mad about

>>51764222
hes 100% right
this is what a scorned fan looks like and its retarded that anyone pretends hes wrong
Gura has brought this upon herself

>actually feel nothing
Ah fuck I actually moved on from Gura, how do I come back?

>>51765582
ok darkmaze move along now

>>51765510
Grow a pair.

>>51765592
he isn't, but I'll eat my own ass if Gura actually proves him and others wrong and posts an actual schedule after this mandatory birthday stream

I'm tempted to send a snarky sc wishing her a happy birthday and how fun movie may was but I won't.

>>51765663
>AAAAAAAAAAIEEEEEEEEEE NO HE CAN'T TATTLE ME
hi renpc

>>51765649
you failed the vibe check is what it means

>>51765510
pussy

>>51765582
>Still saying this after 3 weeks of NOTHING
HAHAHAHAHA

>>51765695
hi darkmaze

>chumbuds acting like this didn't happen and she loves them
lmao there's no hope for you guys

>>51765510
based
total anti death

>>51765574
She said in one of MC streams maybe? Or member zatsu, I don't remember but it was before she said how busy summer will be. I guess plans change

>>51764556
Feel free to send feedback to cover
https://cover-corp.com/en/contact
Finally putting this post into good use.

>>51765649
Watch the stream, see what happens.

>>51765695
Lmao retard

>>51765768
I'll make sure to complain about Gura's absence again

>>51765592
He's wrong because he's acting like a passive aggressive female cunt.

>>51765732
If you know a hot really stacked girl and she just left and ghosted you and then out of the blue comes back you would not accept that and welcome her back with open arms? That is Gura to us.

So. . . There is going to be a famous "Condom Money" red supa this stream. Almost guaranteed. What will it say?

>>51765850
Medicine money for hort tummies

One tweet has the sisters all over him instead of complaining about Gura.

>>51764556
He's probably pissed no one commissions him anymore. Gura was never his oshi, I don't get why he needs to let everyone know he gets his opinions from here.

>>51765850
Diaper money

>>51765732
checkmate, fakebuds

>>51765843
no? i'm not an idiot that lets myself be gold digged on the regular

>>51765510
Holy based

>>51765843
You say that like she didn't just ghost us back to back to back to back to back. Not even counting the times several months ago. She cant even be bothered to send a text, fuck no I don't want that. I would rather have a girl half as cute that loves me full time.

>>51760051
>wants a trident
>rules the ocean
>same name
Secretly older than she says she is to get close to little girls
Can someone who wants to spend money on women online tell her to sue Dreamworks for copying her life story?

Ohh boy,Fellow chumbuds. Let's just prepare ourself for the "special" announcement after today stream

>>51765416
He's done backgrounds, props, and certain thumbnails for almost all the girls in EN.

>>51766005
She ghosted you guys not me :3

How come patientchads always win? I will soon get to see my sharkwife, and she is the love of my life and she loves me too. Never waver, never doubt and the shark always delivers in the end

>>51765843
absolutely retarded take

>>51765984
>>51766005
Yet you're still here, curious hmmmmmmmm

>>51765968
>Lovebomb
In your wildest dreams, bud.
The merch is a guarantee however, have to get that bag somehow.

>>51766018
Marriage with me?

>>51766053
we always win because we're the only ones that truly understand gura. the people who have all kinds of crazy demands for her will always be disappointed because they don't have the mettle to deal with reality

>>51766018
meet and fuck?

Only buying merch if it's crocs.

So does she get mad if you call her Chelsea in superchats?

Lift this shart.

Thread sure is a lot more civil than I expected. Guess americlaps are still asleep

>>51766059
just to see how this shitshow ends yea
not gonna buy merch this year

>>51766235
don't do this to me gura, I might actually wear them...

Reminder that these kind of people >>51766053 >>51766198 tell Gura that they'd wait months for her to return and she doesn't need to stream at all. Then immediately blame the lack of streams on everyone else for complaining about no streams. Despite them enabling and sometimes rewarding that behavior.

>>51766053
In the shark we trust, she always delivers in the end.

>>51766198
The reality is that the shark will stream her birthday today, shill her merch, yesbuds will gobble it all up and shower her in love, none of the things that bothered the sane members of her fanbase will be addressed and finally she'll just fuck off again for 2 months. Expecting the bare minimum has become some "crazy demand"

very excited for her many projects uwu

>>51766053
I love her so much bros... I just sometimes worry about her but I will always wait patiently

>gura does the absolute bare minimum
>we're back

>>51766537
>asks for more
>says that's the minimum
No, retard, the minimum is whatever the lowest amount you get is. You don't get to ask for more and call that the minimum.

lampbros keep winning

>>51766653
Is that the same shitty lamp they already tried to sell us? No thanks.

We're so back...right?

>>51766653
>>51766701
what's that? can I get some images?

we're so back bros

>>51766701
>>51766725
I think it's cute

>>51766409
>"Be like water making its way through cracks. Do not be assertive, but adjust to the object, and you shall find a way around or through it. If nothing within you stays rigid, outward things will disclose themselves"
- Gawr Gura

>>51766409
they're actual scum that go into hiding once a drought starts

>>51766409
>enabling
you are so fucking delusional

>>51764109
>Gura streams
>Antis shitting their pants
Goob morning this is a nice day.

>>51766771
>go into hiding
I go do other shit because living in this thread 24/7 sounds pathetic

WHAT IS UNDER HER BED
I NEED TO KNOW

dont say "me"

>>51766754
If it was a better pose I might buy but I hate the default look

>>51760464
RT M

>>51766877
me

>>51760464
RT

>>51766840
yet you're here replying to me
the irony

damn chumcucks, imagine having this bitch as an oshi. (Shes my oshi)

Are you planning on buying the merch?

>>51767333
Maybe.. Depends on the merch.

>>51767333
Yes

>>51767213
nta but
>y-you're replying so that means you spend all day here too and im better because.. because i said so okay!

>>51766802
Feeling guilty?

what did gura mean by this?
https://litter.catbox.moe/271945.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/frvnge.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/2fustf.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/swpp1c.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/xq8b7l.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/es2bt2.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/8vfuwu.png

>>51767333
no, the increased shipping costs make it an easier decision too

>>51767333
Depends what it is

>>51767592
That's what she's going to do after the stream.

>>51767592
T u T

>>51767592
I already goomed earlier damn it, don't do this to me

>>51767333
Fuck no.

>Chat is disabled for this live stream.
At least they have a slight awareness.
Bets on the chances she won't mention the ghosting AT ALL or next stream AT ALL and will just pretend that nothing happened?

>>51767419
when their argument is based on not living in the thread and doing other things it's valid yes

>>51767333
Yes, the question is how many.

lol, she's coming back just to shill merch

>>51767651
Are they increased? I thought they got it back down to a reasonable level.

>>51767592
TuT the hero is here

>>51767333
nope

>>51766754
I love lamp

>>51767694
you're not welcome here
fuck off, fakebud

>>51764621
Let it go. Don't be a tattletale. This isn't elementary school

>>51767686
sowwy

>>51767333
yes
i will be the first buyer

>>51767333
Maybe if it isn't shit. Most likely no.

>>51767756
hi darkmaze

>>51765685
You´d be a legend to vtsisters, anon

>thank you for all your birthday wishes!! i got some exciting stuff for you too today..... :3
>lets have some fun today
Delusional to astronomical levels. I read like maybe 2 people telling her happy birthday non-ironically in vod comments.

>>51767702
>not living on the thread means you can't never reply to anything ever
ok?

>>51767333
Yes. I havent had a chance to support my wife in a long while

>>51767333
gura was told that gura x crocs were "unlikely but worth a try"
you never know

LMAOing at you

>>51767333
I'm going to buy double just to show her how much I love her.

>>51767937
Gura crocs would actually be pretty insane

>>51767850
you're the one that's delusional, thinking that anyone still cares about the last month right now enough to still be salty about it today

>>51767862
if they're replying to me about shit then they're already wasting too much time in the thread

>>51767850
There's tons of people saying it, and on twitter as well. You're the delusional one.

>>51767959
Totally real and organic post

>>51760178
>>5176020
Haaton here, happy for you guys.

>>51767850
She does not read vod-comments you retard also you are the deluded faggot here. Twitter is flooded with birthday wishes

>>51764222
>doing it on the account all the holos still follow
holy based but something must have already happened behind the scenes to burn bridges, there is no way he would torpedo all his holo connections for the sake of shittalking Gura unless he was already persona non grata right?

If you think she'll address the absence at all, you haven't been paying attention

>>51766409
>seethes like a retard
>gets nothing
I don't even care anymore. There's no cure for your mental deficiency. You want to act like an ape, and you shall have it.

>>51768003
meds

>>51768050
She does read vod comments. Watch streams.

>>51768051
it's just a snarky comment you oversensitive troon

>>51767333
I'll try to get a signed card, otherwise, no, unless it really wows me.

>>51766409
patient"""chads""" are just casual fans that like to gloat about how little the care

>>51768095
>wanting her to "address the absence"
>not just being glad she's back
kill yourself fakebud

>>51768097
Shouldn't you be encouraging Gura to take a year break? Cuz you're a R E A L fan after all.

>>51767333
Yeah

>>51767999
>discord and darkmaze's alts
>implying they mean anything

>>51768135
yea surely, that's why all that containment breaking and doxx bait is there still

>>51768147
if it was just that comment maybe but the way he went ful menhera on the responses to his anti art says otherwise

>>51768147
Bullshit, he has been openly saying shit like I hope chumbuds find an oshi who appreciates them. Unheard of behaviour for a contractor

>>51764313
You won't do jack, bucko.

we are owed an explanation

>>51768215
based behavior

>>51768161
fuck off yesbud you dont care about the long term outlok

>>51768190
holy cope