/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>51744296
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>51744296
Thanks for the bake, I wanted to make one myself but I already made a Gura shitpost thread beforehand and was still on thread cooldown

>>51744362
kys shitposter

you are now doki doki waku wakuing, good night /MANS/

>>51744340
Amen.

suck my fat throbbing cock Bettel

I feel bad for magmites because their oshi is still ugly even with all the plastic surgery

>>51744437
vesmachi anon *chu* oyasumi

He streamed once and suddenly I started to miss him a lot more

>>51744578
Watching Magni's last stream was weird because I thought 1.5 was supposed to fix his eyes warping but no, instead they actually made eyes even BIGGER at some angles/expressions

>>51743824
>he doesn't think about that at all times

>>51744635
Are you me? Why is this happening I was ok during the weekend, man streams once and I'm rewatching old vods again

flay... flay stop doing this... you're making me too happy stop doing that...
(flaytel love^^)
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1671047608373059584

>>51744578
>Thinking I care if Magni is beautiful or not
I jumped in because of his ugly face.

Bettel please one one hour gorilla tonight I can't wait another 14 hours I'm losing it I love you I love you I love you

>>51744635
The first two days he was gone were the worse, then I got used to it. But now, somehow, we are back to step 1

magmites are pathetic

>>51744804
I jumped in because of his screams and humor kek

>>51743824
>>51744706
You are now imagining Magni twerking the Zero-Two dance to the last drop of Copium

>>51744750
Least insane Bettelhead kek

>>51744849
Ahhhh... Sleep well my ugly ass prince...

>>51744750
Fwayon understands me so well... hope they collab this week

I must now remind you

>>51745091
Both ugly :/

>>51745091
I still want his eyes a little bigger.

>>51745091
I'm fine with either

>>51745091
SOULESS
SOUL

>>51745091
If only he could wait a bit longer to get a complete model redesign

>>51745122
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>>51745284

I hope Magni’s Tennessee vacation is over a week long so we’ll have another break from magmites shitting up the thread.

>>51741772
They have permission to play the music, but can't sing along.

>>51744578
I'll take my slightly more handsome, but still ugly Maglord. Keeps him distinct from chink gacha looking bis0ynen chuubas who all look like they were made from coinslots and milk.

>>51745312
But the design is pretty damn good though.

>>51745418
>distinct from chink gacha-looking bishounen chuubas
>distinct from chink bishounen
Out of everyone you say this about Magni kek

>>51745312
That would have been a terrible idea. The design is really good, I would go as far as it being perfect for him. There is nothing to redesign

>>51745312
His design was already really good

Cope magmites, if his design was truly good then there wouldn't have been so many people shitting on it. Take off your rose tinted glasses for once

AAAIIIEEE BETTEL I CAN'T GO ON WITHOUT YOU

do you think tomorrow we'll get "week" (3 days) in review or toreba tuesday or if he loves us, both?

https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1671047608373059584
If you ask me, I think that Gavis Bettel

>>51745762
People were shitting on how wide his eyes were when the designs were revealed, but you wouldn't know that now would you?

>>51744296
Thanks for the bread

>>51744340
Amen

>>51745413
In guessing that's a Disney thing? I know KH is published by Square but nearly half of the resources were technically owned by Disney.

>>51745876
Hello fellow /Mag/ poster, i think it might be time to MAG

>>51745806
i really hope he skips week in review, i need prime jester content now

>>51745762
I'll bite. What about his design would you change?

>>51746186
based. I still have edits that anons posted from debut day

>>51744478
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>>51746589
Oh yeah it's peak /MAG/ hours

DO YOUR MERCH REPS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE

>>51746768
I already bought the socks and the beanie. No I will not buy the voice pack unless it's lore expansion.

>>51746864
how did you buy the (p)socks and the (p)hat without getting the vp?

>>51746589
>dont remember this edit
Man, thread was going so fast and there were so many edits back than, i am still finding some that i missed to this day.

>>51746907
I have a friend overseas willing to give them to me. Course I paid her.

>>51746713

>>51746951
What was the first thread. I'd like to go a trip down memory lane.

A....?
https://twitter.com/10mamomi/status/1671060176722616320

>>51747030
Flayon has a massive cable injector.

>>51747030
Momi please use your fujo account....

Watching the zatsu VOD and kek did magni forget his lore age

>>51747030
A is them fucking for real, right?

>>51747322
Even if he did he probably isn't sure if he aged for his birthday or not since very one else in HQ didn't update their ages

>>51747025
It started as a Anti thread than everyone just started magging kek, this is earliest i could find. >>/vt/thread/28708682

>>51746186
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>>51747515
Magni disowned you niggers

Looks like Magni and Bettel has a lot of fun with that offcollab Karaoke huh...

>>51747651
Are you saying that Bettel is still at Magni's?

>>51747515
Thank you for the deep dive.

>>51747603
Nothing wrong with nostalgiabaiting anon.

>>51747733
Magni twerk karaoke. Nuff said

>>51747651
Yeah they fucked and then went to Massachusetts together to fuck some more

>>51747651
He sure does know how to throw it back

>>51747833
Doxxmite, I swear to fucking god....

I wonder what Altare will tell about his trip

>>51747603
Once a maggot always a maggot AWOO

>>51747897
Half of it is gonna be about food and animals

>>51747897
We never got the fish photos on twitter so hopefully he will share them on stream if he did visit any aquariums

can't sleep, i remembered an anon asked for a fem bettel a good while ago... bettel late than never?

Can you doxxniggers PLEASE fuck back off to your doxxsite if you're going to vaguepost about stuff not related to VTubers

I miss Leader

>>51748297
Thanks drawaanon

>>51748902
Soon!

>>51749024
He will end up sleeping for 18 hours

>>51749219
True, but we’re still in the final stretch

>>51748902
it's 2am and it's all im thinking about right now

shinri birthday boy schedule
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1671075549459120129

I miss hakka

>>51748297
you with your little bettel drawing? oh yeah? fuck you
>>51743910
i don't like magnoir, but i do like vesper

>>51749568
I hope he is able to acquire friday the 13th perms. I read a while ago that the game will be delisted soon because the license is expiring and am wondering if the licensing issues are the reason why it's hard to get perms for that game...

>>51749568
birthdays mean we get 8 full tempus (or at least 6+) collabs a year which isn't bad. looking forward to what Shin cooks up.

>>51749848
>that the game will be delisted soon
Isn't it still available until the end of the year?

>>51749963
Time is an illusion. You blink and it's already end of the year. That's why I said soon

>>51749568
Wasn't this faggot an Etrian Odyssey fan? Has he said anything about streaming EO now that the HD PC ports are out?

>>51749568
>No EO
Its over (real)
Still somewhat hyped for his birthday, hope he came up with something entertaining or at least does some call ins, those are always nice.

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>>51750213
maybe he wants to play it when the birthday stress isn't looming over him

>>51749610
Same...

>>51749811
ToT I just woke up thank you for the food anon!!

>>51750213
>call-ins

https://twitter.com/kugaleo_Q/status/1671096804379590656
Hakka gains a new harem member

>>51751974
>New harem member
>Kuga Leo who's already part of Axel's
Too slow.

>>51751974
>it's the "they will regret not inviting me" chigyu loser
Hakkitos.....

>>51752004
Die.

>>51751974
>all these collabs with Kuga
5th member...

>>51752216
The most recent collab between Leo and a member of Tempus also included rpr

The reason Tempus don't have birthday call-ins culture because they don't have genuine friends in this vtubersphere

Locking bettel's head between my calves and angling myself until my steaming hot cunt is locked straight unto his mouth cumming and pissing until he is begging for forgiveness for taking such a long break from us (bettelion)

>>51752618
>call-ins
>genuine
roru

>>51752852
Anon...

>These old HQ clips that got reuploaded by clippers
I miss them so much, it's just not the same

>>51752852
If your cunt is steaming you might want to see a gynecologist

>>51752004
YWNBJ

>>51752991
Yeah... HQ somehow had a perfect balance of personalities, they fit a lot of bits and the genuine broship between them when they played together was something special. It honestly wouldn't have worked with any other combo of people

>>51752852
least horny bettelhead

>>51752618
I don't know about you sis, but I think birthday call-in is cringe. You either go party or you don't, unless you are busy, anything in between is fake and gay

>>51752995
No way just gonna steam into my oshi until I pass out and die

I love shinaltmagbet they're so cute and looked like they had a lot of fun. tempus love

Magni will miss the t3 stuff this month as well, won't he

>>51753221
Probably.
I'll be honest. Rather than caring about the wallpapers, I just miss those little updates he used to make

>>51753280
I like the wallpapers but I don't even download them or anything, the updates were more worth to me as well. The t3 streams are very nice tho

>>51753221
god my eyes were blurry and read this as t13
what would a t13 stream look like

>>51752852
I approve of this message

>>51752618
>Magni
>Axel
Next

>>51747030
What did she mean by this?

>>51753501
Actual sextape, with (you)

>>51747030
...what's the context for the first one?

>>51753501
naked meet and greet

>>51752618
theres not too many vtubers in general that have real friends

>>51753501
Personalized Magni's clones delivered within your doorstep

>>51753501
Jerking off to completion with full dick bawls and anus in view plus then an alternate pov of him cumming in (you)

>>51753753
Is there a limit to how many clones will be sent to my place or is a Magni orgy really viable?

Axel have you done your taxes yet... Vesper tried to help him, Magni sent him some stuff for it, he asked his father for help, he was in search of an accountant...

>>51753731
it's all based on flay's voice tweet
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1671047608373059584

>>51753942
I am incredibly turned on by his autistic yells

>>51753942
NTA but thank you for context. I hadn't seen that yet kek

Magni's voice sounds so exhausted or stoned in his zatsu lmao

>>51753915
Taxation is theft, yo. Some bitch ass government just wanna swooping my hard earned money.

https://twitter.com/10mamomi/status/1671120935548747777

>>51754144
CUTE

>>51754115
He did say that he got back, took a nap and woke up just 5 minutes before the stream started

>>51753752
I dunno anon, sounds like you are projecting. ID and JP have unplanned offcollabs all the time, Even our boys have mention talking and playing off stream. You dont do that unless you are actually friends.

>>51754115
He explained why in like the first 10 mins of the stream anon..

>>51754354
>the best of the best vtubers have friends
i said in general for a reason

>>51748297
Rape

Good morning /MANS/ no Flay today and no streams tonight from the girls I care about I think I'm gonna try and finally fully catch a Shinri stream...
>>51748297
oh yummy!

>>51753221
I don't know what kind of money T13 would be dealing with, and I'm not rich enough to know what would be accurate for that kind of money anyway
But if you want what my brain came up with after the obvious sex ones and then GOING EVEN FURTHER BEYOND because this is 13 whole tiers we're talking about, I imagined it might involve constructing one of those manmade islands off the coast of Dubai in the shape of that skull design on his glove cloak. I think those things house whole communities of stinking rich people, so I guess you could populate the entire thing with Magni clones. Maybe other clones of whoever you fancy. I'd imagine he'd be past the point of needing to stream anymore but maybe you'd still have him stream your escapades to show off to the world
Maybe if he kept doing those Twitter spaces, he could attract princes like that again...

>>51754735
whoops, meant for >>51753501

>>51754422
>i said in general for a reason
While that might be true, op was talking about how the boys have no friends which is objectively untrue so i dunno why you are bringing up vtubers in general when it has nothing to do with the boys having friends or not.

>>51754735
h-how did you calculate that jump from t12 to t13

>>51754735
yo only 6.4mil? I'll afford it one day

>>51754847
Nta but it's x10 every 4 tiers

>>51754847
idk, 2 to 5 was about double, 5 to 10 was double, 10 to 100 was x10, so I just repeated that pattern. Unless I fucked up, which wouldn't surprise me.

>>51754735
>6.4mil
This might even give saudi oil princes pause.

12 hours till the next Tempus stream...

I gained 10 pounds..im never going to fit into my tempantsu now..

>>51754991
36 until the next Flay....

>>51755018
>10 pounds straight into the ass and hips
wew pics?

>>51755018
Is it going to your hips?

>>51755035
I need to correct him

>>51755196
Will you still correct him when he is being chuuni?

>>51755018
my sister texted me to go running with her this morning. i don't know how to turn her down gently.
t. fat vesoji

>>51755288
TTOTT PLAYING WITH A FAT OJISANS BELLY UUUUUOOOOOWWWAHHHH

>>51754936
idk, they say us peasants really have trouble grasping the differences in scale after money has too many zeroes after it
https://eattherichtextformat.github.io/1-pixel-wealth/
(Protip: try right arrow or shift+scroll wheel if on desktop)

>>51755315
You're up early, Vesper.

>>51755288
Don't. Go for a run!

>>51755406
Isn't running hell on the joints if you're carrying a lot of weight and don't have the muscles to support them? Wouldn't it be safer to start out with walking?

>>51755288
Maybe don’t run, but compromise on a walk
t.anon with health issues that don’t let me exercise heavily

>>51754144
Lol, it's not even his birthday yet and she's already going so hard.

>>51755484
it's okay i got broad shoulders and big legs. but an embarrassing gut is all.

Woke up to Flay having the zoomies and being possesive of his 2nd husband nice https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1671070837934268416?t=Dg7LHb7CIqHm-dOAru2_rg&s=19

>>51755540
TToTT

>>51755582
I love him so much
I'm still curious what those two Japanese voice tweets were saying. No one's put up a translation

>>51755288
Dont, you should go bro, or you can take up cycling like me.

t.fellow vesoji

>>51755288
You dont have to keep up the same pace as your sister hen running. As long as you're trying, it's all good. It's also fun to exercise with nice family members.

>>51755288
Yeah def at least go on a walk, plus you will feel better for spending time with family instead of just the normal...please do it, for US

Recommend me a stream to watch /MANS/

>>51755951
Aniki’s NIER is making me enjoy a series I had no interest in before. He’s really into it

>>51755951
https://www.youtube.com/live/3kioO8iQk-Q?feature=share

>>51756002
nta but man I forgot about this, stars love

>>51755951
Flayflay's lobocorp :3

>>51755951
Rio is playing a horror game with Miyabi and Gamma in VC

>>51755100
lower belly and thighs. got stuck between two tables its unironically over for me

>>51755288
go running with your sister ojisan.. I wish i had siblings...
t. only child vestieroon

>>51756163
I'm never going to get over how beautiful Rio is

>>51755265
Absolutely, roleplay sex is hot

>>51755018
When do those get released? Just lose the weight before then.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkme1JdG2-g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkme1JdG2-g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkme1JdG2-g
this is amazing

>>51756371
Makes sense
After all just look at this~
https://files.catbox.moe/onlnk4.png

>>51756406
kek

>>51756406
Cute, always like creative stuff with a lot of effort put into it
The first Eat,Pray and Kill is perfect lmao

>>51756212
Try cutting out snacks and soft drinks. It did wonders for me. A nice walk once in a while helps keep both mind and body a bit healthier too. A gradual process

>>51756212
It's not over for you. Stop drinking sugary drinks, start with walks then work your way up to runs. Make a playlist of your favorite songs, walk for one, light jog for the next one, rinse and repeat. Do planks, even if you can only hold yourself for 20 seconds or something, you'll slowly work your abdomen to hold you for longer. Begin eating at a calorie deficit, count how many calories you eat for the next 2 days and take away 300 calories from that. Its not over, we probably won't get the pantsu until September or October so you have plenty of time to lose it and then some. Never give up never surrender.

Anons of /MANS/, post your abdominal sections

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>>51756792
Nice try Vesper

>>51756842
how do you go outside looking like this without any shame i just dont understand

remember

>>51756792
no thanks Vesper

>>51756792
nice try you will not see my soft twink skinnyfat bod

I am very excited about Papa's Freezeria tomorrow!!! I grew up playing these games too, so it's a really nice feeling knowing Axel loved them as a kid as well! And actually, I was playing Papa's Hot Doggeria just before- so nostalgic. I really can't wait for tomorrow to come quicker!

>>51756792
You just want to give me a ban warning again, no way!

>>51756979
i member

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>>51757219
Drats! Foiled again, for the first time!
I'm not Vesper

>>51757459
sounds like something vesper would say

>>51757379
;;

>>51757459
sounds like something vesper noir the resident scholar of the adventures guild tempus would say

>>51757459
Its okay, you almost got me

>>51756979
>>51757379
Imagine being in a zombie apocalypse with Tempus, Getting bitten and having to be put down like a sick dog and left behind

>>51757379
take me back man

>>51757640
>put down like a sick dog
implies they would treat your departure with nothing but the utmost love and care.....

>>51757640
>Imagine being in a zombie apocalypse with Temp
UUOUGGHHHHHHHH ZOMBIE AXEL TEARNING INTO MY FLESH PLEASE GOD

>>51757379
I should've rewatched zomboid while the boys were away...

vesper grooming fans in his dms to post their bellies and encourage them to eat more

Guys, i've deduced Vesper's 2.0

>>51757831
i'd unironically kneel

>>51757781
If I KNEW it was vesper I 200% would. Instantly

>>51757901
fat whore

Bettelojis are distinguished from vesojis by their advanced male pattern baldness and manlet stature

>>51757781
nowa buying food to deliver to your house and paying you to take videos of yourself eating and playing with your belly ToT

>>51757975
>Bettelojis
no such thing

>>51757831
Some motherfucker just wanna ice skate uphill

>>51757975
>bettelojis
as rare as femvesties

>>51758005
I'm in my mid 30s and can't stop thinking about giving the jester playful ear nibbles and nape kisses while he squirms in my lap

>>51757961
No, I wouldn't do the eating part! So just a normal whole please and thank you

>>51758086
actually i just remembered underaged bettel got groomed by an old man in wow
i guess old men are into bettel too

>>51758222
That old man, me

>>51757772
You have time right now

Catching up on Magni's VOD since I arrived a bit late
Bless morning voice Mag fr

>>51757987
i cant help but laugh at these everytime imagine telling vesties 4 months ago that the latest ongoing bit is that hes a feeder

>>51758438
People tried to warn us...

>>51758438
Haven't we always known he was a chubby chaser?
A few weeks ago we were posting about Vesper getting fed by Magni.

What would be Magni's favorite ship in Tempus? Challenge, no magships

>>51758561
Vesmachi

>otp

>>51758561
mechabirb because he likes twinks and femboys

Magni putting on the blush when Rio raided was really cute.

>>51758559
i thought it was the other way around with him feeding Magni. I clued him in from the countless times he's mentioned wanting to feed the boys over and over again kek

i would glady accept being fatten up by vesper because that means i can stop going to food banks

where's the nowa, axel, nodoka, a-chan collab

I think Regis Altare has the largest penis in Tempus and I will be refusing any further inquiries.

>>51758561
Axel x Hakka, since he's a furry

I think Machina x Flayon has the cutest penis in Tempus and I will be refusing any further inquiries.

>>51758917
Nodoka is no longer with us anymore

>>51758940
Is that the secret of the Altdick? Is that why there's so many people in the Altarebowl?
Wait these are inquiries
I guess we'll never know

>>51758339
Could you imagine?
If that story is never brought up again im gonna say its because they both realized it.....

>>51758940
>>51759022
no peer reviewed study therefore you're wrong

>>51759048
Vesper tried bringing it up again during another WoW stream of theirs i think. Vesper really likes the idea of an ojisan grooming Bettel..really makes you think..

>>51758940
>>51759022
I need a dick chart sorry

>>51758877
There's a reason Vesper latched on to the boy with the fattest ass.
Mag feeding Vesper was also in the context of Mag starving and exacerbating Bettel's ED. ToT

>>51759130
clearly hes just ready for the next stage then.
Bettel is vespers grand grooming project

axel, shinri and hakka are the only uncircumcised boys in tempus
we have the data

>>51758917
Please at least do it right, it was a full Tempus+A-chan and Nodoka

>>51759258
Let me have some of that copium

Shinri > Vesper > Axel > Altare > Magni > Hakka > Bettel > Flayon

>>51759246
OOOHH youre talking about that fucked up post with Ves being bedridden. I'm remembering it now kek

>>51759327
Ok Momi

>>51744296
me raping casual bettel in a mall bathroom

>>51759022
Agreed. Tiny dicks are the cutest

>>51759022
TOT CUTE SHOTA COCK

>>51759258
he will keep pushing the off collab idea on an uncomfortable Bettel and you will watch helplessly

>>51759319
It definitely wasn't

>>51759327
I don't think Vesper's dick is that big

>>51759461
Mhmm....I think watch giddy in anticipation....

>>51759539
nta but it was

>>51759611
blame the padded fat

>>51759539
It was, anon. May I remind you that it was planned to be a thumbnail review stream?

>>51757831
>Vampire to Vampire hunter
Unironically Alucard basically still kek.

>>51759368
You remembered my post. chu~
Haha imagine Vesper putting extra food on Magni's plate and constantly giving him little treats until Magni gets chubby and he's really embarrassed about it but it makes Vesper crazy. ToT
Also Vesper hopes the extra nutrition will help this clone hold together for a just little longer.

>>51759790
Shut up about the clone it still hurts

>>51759790
>an actual lore reason for Vesper to continuously fatten Magni up
I love you magnoir shippers kek
that'd be so hot though ToT/spoiler]

>>51759880
my spoiler reps...

>>51759246
Vesper hates Axel because of Pancake Syrios...no...the rrats...

>>51759931
But phantom is a mascot?

shiny spicy love,,,

>>51760031
Bettel has no fan representative mascot, there is nothing else to use but phantom

Will we have the VG cooking stream for 6 month anniversary?

Sex with Machina x Flayon while Banzoin Hakka watches

>>51760054
Kyaa~

>>51760119
hakka would join immediately

What if Vesper graduates right after the 2.0 release. The ultimate Fuck You to everyone

>>51759790

>>51760304
kek this was so funny

>>51759931

>>51760303
That would be badass but also make me very sad

>>51760304
i miss them so much bros

>>51760303
Vesper's "2.0" is just his PL model. It was all a bit.

>>51760054
Love is love

is being a modern tempura the ultimate admission of massochism?

>>51760493
would actually be hilarious

>>51760440
W-what are you planning?

>>51760304
I was just watching some parts of their Sonic stream... those streams were good

>>51760594
i still rewatch the one where they went on about conspiracy theories the entire stream. the off collab one was really good/comfy too

I want those magni bettel bettel destiny 2 streams damnit

>>51760374
>>51760474
This picrel is from /MAG/ before they even debuted, its almost prophetic how anon knew they were gonna be the best broship somehow.

>>51760573
I dunno man, its Leader, better give him a loli before he gets angry.

>>51760678
Yeah that's never happening.
Also I don't need streams that go from 10pm to 6am

>>51760535
Not if you're a Bettelhead.

>>51760987
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahooohehaha

I want to be tied down and at the mercy of Regis Altare

stream yoidore shirazu
https://youtu.be/UvSKHYzB82M

>>51760535
How so?

>>51752618
The real answer is that for a number of them having call-ins soft doxxes their PLs

>>51760678
Why do you want such bad content?

>>51761116
Why would their totsu include rm friends?

>>51761074
get in line

>vampire against vampires
Vesper doxx

>>51759931
Draw what?

need my WoW fix...

>>51760639
I think that was THE brotuber stream in Tempus, just 2 guys hanging around talking about a large array of subjects.

>>51760506
cute....

>>51761206
PUT IT BACK

I'm excited for his karaoke

>>51761116
Are you stupid on purpose?

>>51761206
Is that trinity blood?

I would like to be walking home at 3 am only to be ambushed by Regis Altare, Kidnapped and kept captive by him to fulfil his needs and killed when I no longer satisfy him.

>>51761598
this but i want it over in one night, i'm too tired

>>51761240
I now realize that's not really their thing, but I had hopes of Tempus doing classic style LPs with two or more with one on the controls and the other making commentary and chatting and that stream was exactly it. I think Flay's the only one that's done something like that with Shinri and Altare, but the ulterior motive was to fulfill his little pervert desires.

>>51761598
>ywn
Why live

>>51761561
Yeah kek. my favorite anime to this day

So VG isn't doing anything for their anniversary because it lands on con week?

>>51760474
Don't worry bros, they still playing off stream/

>>51761763
honestly thats what i want for their content. like say for Diablo 4 or something. even if its just 4 people playing, having some other Tempus members hopping on VC and just shooting the shit would be fun. I dont care about the games on screen I just like their interactions

who's showing up for shinri's birthday collab

>>51761876
Me

you ship magnoir
i ship magdad/vesper
we are not the same

>>51761876
Gonna bet only half of Tempus.

>>51761876
the boys!

>>51761876
Probably everyone? I don't see any reason why anyone would skip it, since all the boys are back from their trips and Vesper doesn't seem to be especially menhera lately.

Why do the boys like traveling so much?

>>51761876
Shinri hopefully

>>51761812
Based

>>51761876
Hakka, Flay, Axel confirmed so far

https://twitter.com/10mamomi/status/1671162577429344259?s=20

momi kawaii

>>51761217
Explain to me how you got that spice melange.
Nice work drawanon

>>51761828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGRjs_O_nwg
Can eels love?

>>51760493
this would be ideal

>>51761971
When I hear Magni complain and all the shit leader's been through I don't understand it either

Tempus fat fucks but their fatness depends on how much their oshi streams

Is anyone worried about Bettel with people getting him involved in Froot's shit after that documentary about her? The tweets about it have reached over 150k views and some are going around that the rrat about her dating Bettel is no longer fiction

>>51762080
not my art its vesmachischizos art that they posted a while back =w=);;

>>51762088
Even the top philosophers cant answer this question, you would not believe what it is!

>>51762242
huh

>>51762237
where can one find the data again?
I have a feeling koipanions are the fattest

>>51762265
Magni is such a soft romantic at heart, he just blurts stuff like this but usually tries to up keep his cynical slut exterior

Do we know the boys' favorite movies?

i miss gwampa....

"At a certain point, is it bad luck, or is it...Altare?"
https://youtu.be/rxG6HaOrF68?t=3103
Lol leader

>>51762422
Nowa's might be Event horizon, he keeps mentioning it and has say so on stream.

>>51762505
Guy has to stop cheaping out

>>51762505
He isn't wrong

>>51762505
>He left his phone on the uber
Pon Leader

>>51762505
I'm sure it was worth it to save that 100ish bucks by going a roundabout way to his destination

Too many collabs this week

>>51762505
The way he talked about Altare was so cute, like a younger brother

>>51762505
goober love

I miss on top of your girl....

>>51762992
Magni gets really cute when he gets a little parental, it often comes out when he is talking about Altare or Axel

Rrat: Offstream Bettel occasionally deals with Phantom trying to bat his side hair sections and the little dangly drop from his hat

>>51763141
>magni will never be your tsundere big bro
im actually going to kill myself

>>51762973
There's only 2 tempus ones so I feel less overwhelmed by them

>>51761116
their fuckin voice doxxes their pls retard

>>51762265
they're like magmites, too braindead too actually love so they work on instinct

>>51763200
A real Magmite would locate the nearest minority and kill them first

>>51763015
I hope goblinfujo is doing well

https://files.catbox.moe/triogd.mp3

Oh, I can see the board, seething as they cry, every day
Shitposting their pains
I can tell they're clearly gay

Oh, here and now, the time’s come
Let’s sing it loud and clear
Oh, wow-wow
Are you ready to take the red pill
About your virtual star?
We don’t have limits
You'll never stop us
All of us, we’ll prove your Oshi's a whore

So here we are
On top of your girl
You will die all alone
While I take her heart and soul
Hey, maidenless
This is our way
With collabs every day
Fuck your feelings, rest in peace
Your dear waifu's barely my side piece
May be hard to swallow
This red pill

Oh, I can see your girl, using her real laugh everyday
Even if you're mad
I will still get her dm's

Oh, here and now, the time’s come
Let’s sing it loud and clear
Oh, wow-wow
Are you ready to take the red pill
About your virtual star?
We don’t have limits
You'll never stop us
All of us, we’ll prove your Oshi's a whore

Ain’t no one standing in our way
We'll do it again, today
Gura may end up being the last
But don't be afraid
Mori's gonna get her laid

(Guitar Solo)

We’ll be the first ones to make a harem
There is no limit
In Hololive
Tempus Boys

So here we are
Using every hole, noice!
You will die all alone
While I take her heart and soul
Hey, maidenless
This is our way

So here we are
On top of your girl
You'll die alone
I'll take her heart and soul
Hey, maidenless
This is our way
With collabs every day
FUCK your feelings, rest in peace
Your dear waifu's barely my side piece
May be hard to swallow
This red pill

Every now and then I think of that time where Mori told Magni to fucking kill himself in such a loud and direct manner. Not only she apologized to him super hard after but Magni making it worse for her saying that his mom watches these streams.
To me is even funnier considering how much Magni admires Mori. I wouldn't be surprised if she wanted to die herself for saying that lol

>your broshi
>a stream that will never get a follow up

>>51763692
It was a missed opportunity for /mans/ to NOT sing this just prior to VG debut

>>51763821
i've never rewatched that stream but i remember the mood was kinda awkward after that happened
mori was right btw

>>51763821
Ohhhh Im sure it was fine, right?
Or does magni have like, a bad history with that or something? I might have missed him saying so

>>51763821
I figured they banter like that behind the scenes and she realized that wasn't great to say in public, like the healslut incident, kek

>>51763891
>magni
>outlast

>>51764046
https://files.catbox.moe/md8269.mp3

remember when HQ was trying to be competitive with who could have the longest stream after Magni did his 10 hour subnautica stream?

>>51764013
With suicidal shit? I have no idea, probably not
>>51764046
Oh I didn't think of that at all until now. Maybe they are more loose off stream but I really think she knew she fucked up by saying that, on stream or not

>>51764180
>Fucking Altare doing an 11 hour one right after
>Magni calling in just to mald
kek

>>51763898
Let's do it for the first anniv then don't

>>51764347
It should be Yatta

>>51764180
IIRC it started with Nowa doing his 7+ hour FTL stream, Magni followed up with his subnautica 11 hour stream than we got Leader with the minecraft stream.

>>51763898
I think is funny when a big board like /v/ or /a/ does it, but since we arent that many I think it would come across as cringe

I just saw the audio that Flay posted shortly after I went to bed
what's wrong with this little man

>>51764748
gavis bettel

>>51764748
He's great isn't he
Still don't know what the fuck he said in the Japanese voice tweets tho

>>51762422
Magni and Bettel like the Prestige a lot, not sure if it's their favorite but it's one that pops into their heads when they're asked

had a dream bettel called for the hanging of every tranny in his comeback stream

>>51764845
Imagine

>>51762422
normie boy Altare talks quite a bit about LOTR and star wars, dunno his favorite though.

>>51764748
flay is coming out his love

>>51764516
couldve sworn it was Magni's 10 hour subnautica -> Altare's 11 hour minecraft -> Nowa 24 hour Factorio stream

>>51764845
rip bettel's entire audience

>>51765067
I like how this works for both "they would all hang themselves" and "they would all cancel him"

>>51764573
im going to sing it later just for you anon

>>51764845
can you imagine the fucking twitter drama if Betellion pulled this shit

>>51764748
the 2 people he hangs out with the most were gone for a whole weekend

>>51764845

>>51765213
>2 people
The 2 co-workers*
Tempus isn't his life

>>51764134
Nothing wrong with healslutting for friends, shame for this stigma....

>>51764134
ToT altnowa..

>>51764845
please, i can only take so much kino...

I had a dream about Magni last night, but unfortunately because of someone who keeps shoving roommate material in my face the dream also included the other Magni. What a pain...
>>51764072
His screams were especially delightful in that stream.

>>51765133
For their sakes, I hope they don't find some of his past shit. Their heads would explode