/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Sex with a fembud.

Shrimp are literally dying now...
This is the end...

She'll have my unwavering support no matter what.

this is a terrible omen.... shrimp are literally dying

I miss my wife so much..

get fucked chumcucks

guwa...

Fatfuck is too large to get caught in the intake but I'm just pissed that the prefilter fell off somehow. It didn't have to happen like this.

I love my wife so much!!

>>51736071
he shouldn't have been playing around near the filter. dumbass.

What's your mood right now? For me it's this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfcQreCtvO4&t=17s

>>51736384
Aim better next time.

She'll have a birthday stream tomorrow but it'll be a concert she recorded when she was in Japan. She did the same last year except she live and talked to us for a bit. Nothing like that this year.

Would kidnap and ruin this bratty princess.

Garlic bread

She's officially a corporate mascot now so she doesn't need to stream anymore!

Gura is actually nikocado using a voice filter

>>51736459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2JRI_SKOm8&t=1m10s

uh yeah I love gura ogey rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrat

Gura has finally become a Vocaloid. She is merely following her childhood idol, Hatsune Miku.

Question to cumbuds, why does she deserve your support? I would be pretty upset if my oshi started ghosting her fanbase ofr a few weeks, let alone for months. So why exactly are people still defending her?

SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME!

I am the fetus in Gura's womb, and I writing this because I need your help.
After Gura got pregnant with me, Cover was displeased with her infrequent streaming, and my mom is forced to please at least 10 upper executives every night.

My pre-life is hell.
I am literally drowning in smegma-tainted jizz that being poured in constantly.
Every possible shape and size of Japanese penis I have seen thrust in and out of the womb like a sick game of peek-a-boo.

Please, someone, anyone convince Gura to do her birthday stream so she doesn't have to fuck these ugly ojisan anymore. I don't know how much more I can take.
I know she's neglected you, but she needs your love and support all the same.
The guilt about not streaming, everything she's worked for self-destructing, her stomach bloated with semen, it's all weighing her down.

Deep down, she wants to go back to being good old Gura.

spoiler]Gundo from niji jp graduated recently. Another case of wishing graduation on Gura resulting in the graduation of another big agency vruber. I just thought it was amusing.[/spoiler]

I want to suck on Gura's dual phimotic futa shark cocks.

>>51736407
im sorry for your loss dude but like... the day is only gonna get worse.
hang in there dude

i miss gura

>>51736527
I'm calling corporate

>>51736407
Now that the blood sacrifice has been made, gura will stream once more.

>>51736610 (me)
Forgot the front bracket, ah well.

>>51736591
STOP IT. Get some help.

i am sending chumbies support (i mean my cum)

>>51736653
Aim better next time.

>>51736610
she was gone since March, graduation is just a formality just like Gura...

>>51736407
at this point what can we have

>>51736591
Japanese are very cleanly. There wouldn't be any smegma.

>>51736708
I send Gura my cum every day except when Shion intrudes my thoughts.

Are you a chumbabooey?

Gurass

>>51736610
This post will not age well.

Sorry antis, but I'm a chumbeliever.

>>51736407
NOOOOOO why did it have to be fatfuck...

I can't stop listening to AI Goomba's cover of Cupid.

>>51736472
Wouldn't that require her to upload it, since her manager is useless?

>>51736569
I'll just give the extreme tl;dr which is nomales but it's magnitudes more than that

>>51736838
rubrubrubrubrub

>>51736708
Thanks pal, you're alright!

>>51736569
you are weird. Being upset doesn't prevent supporting someone.

>>51736459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHQpVmBHYSI

>>51736850
Right now, I would say

In 10 minutes, it will be her birthday on North America without any stream window, tweet, or announcement. She hates hololive and her fans.

My condolences, chums

>>51736930
I ain't reading all that shit

Nyow I'm crying in my room.

>>51736879
Fatfuck is okay, shes too large to die like that. The silver lining is that the youngbuds are growing and thriving so I'm happy about that at least.

>>51736979
relax bro maybe eat a snickers

>>51736282
The ride is over, at least we have her videos and clips forever on youtube. It was fun and she really got me into hololive. But they say those on top fall the hardest. I'll miss her live. Take care Goomba. (T_T )

>>51736930
didn't read

>>51737057
Kys

>>51736569
Logically I don't have to defend anything she does. Shit happens in life so it's whatever and her telling me about it or not doesn't have any affect how things play out in my day to day.
Ultimately I just want to fuck her brains out.

>>51737057
That ex-chumbie that basically said the same thing the other day was WAY more genuine than whatever this post is trying to do

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

>>51737166
Content?

>>51737166
What content?

I love the one who loves Gura the most the most.

>>51737209
>>51737234
?

I want to scrub Gura down with my callused powerlifter hands. T u T

>>51736569
Gurafags are just trend followers. She has the most numbers so they mindlessly believe she must be the best.

>>51736569
She makes me genuinely happy and I can't live without her anymore, she has completely consume my life.

>>51736930
That's a lot of words for what we already know. Anyone with more than one brain cell knew she didn't handle the attention well.

>>51737304

On the topic of animals, I added another branch to my chameleon enclosure.
I think he loves it.

If she joins that rumoured new Saudi corp, I’m done fr fr

You have to at least feel very worried right now.

>>51736811
whore

>>51737395
Not when I don't care anymore

>>51737447
If that were really true you wouldn't still be here.

Gura's birthday is in 2 minutes in Gura time
Please clap

>>51736930
>That RIP BOZO saying
EN is dying. Homos are now the center of EN branch.

>>51737476
nah, this thread is funny

>>51737312
>Gurafags
Well anyway, that's probably true for the new casuals.

>>51737476
All chumbuds in the thread are suffering from sunk cost. Any reasonable bud already left.

I assume there won't be comfyhours today and tomorrow?

happy birthday gura

>>51737304
post PRs

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GURA!!!!!!!!!!

>>51737547
I still love her, but if she's not back after the concert I'll probably leave for my own sanity.

It is now Guras birthday in the only place of importance in the world, the East Coast of The United States.

>>51737503
Yeah since the boys actually stream consistently while half the girls are apparently terminally ill emergency ward patients who are on health breaks every other week

>>51737558
never again

Happy Birthday…

happy birthday gura :(

How are you chumfellas holding up?

>>51737582
135lbs squat
135lbs bench press
135lbs overhead press
135lbs deadlift

It hurts...

24 hours until it's ogre

it's so fucking over

>>51737634
Strange if true

>>51737634
I would genuinely be impressed if you could overhead press more than your deadlift no matter how much it was.

I hope Gura has a good day today, whereever she is.

>>51737597
Less competition for me.

>>51737634
This man's silhouette is a perfect square

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GURAAAAAAAA

This is the most deprrssing birthday I've seen and It has to be my oshi.
What did we do to deserve this?

I dunno if twitter screencapping is better or worse than reddit posting. Though since it came up, there are a couple people on twitter that are outright despondent and bordering bitter. Nothing new, but it's from some I never thought I'd see.

>>51736407
Wait.. Fatfuck died? Fuck I'm so sorry dude. fuck.

where did the good times go?

>>51737395
Naturally I can't help but feel some unease. But I'm going to do my best at ignoring the worry.
I wonder how she's feeling right now.

Ngl, I love booba Gura.

Told you faggots that I'd be the last Chumbie

>>51737809
Read a little farther, anon

>>51737634
I struggle with overheadpress and idk why.

>>51737809
>>51737024

>>51736407
We're losing shrimps left and right...

>>51736569
She doesn't, I've had my membership cancelled for about a month now and at this rate I'll just pirate the concert. I'll still watch her but she needs to get her shit together if she wants my support

>>51737827
Nah

>>51737825
lascivious

>>51737827
Its not over til its over chumbie

>>51737825
Why does a fish need mammary glands?

>>51737827
You KNOW it will never be that easy.

Wish her Happy Birthday RIGHT NOW you fuckers

>>51737809
>>51737843
retards
>>51737024

She just posted a new short, WTF?

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dQw4w9WgXcQ

>>51737827
im here until its officially over brother

>>51737833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jO_O3UjZqDI

I smell… termination

>>51737809
>>51737843
A thinbud got sucked up by the intake. I know for sure he didn't survive the impeller...

>>51737898
I hope she dies screaming.

Another year for my shart!

ah, the edgelord is back

What if Gura was actually raped by a stalker chumbud. She stopped streaming because seeing shrimps will give her ptsd.

>>51736282
cuckbuds...

Are we all creepy perverts?

>>51737689

Happy Birthday Gura!

Gura's bushy pucci and hairy pits.

>>51737024
oh that's good. I thought fatfuck died. helps if i read the whole thread first. Well you still got some shrimpies that are relying on you. I wish them good health and long happy lives.

Press [S] to spit on cuckbuds!

>>51737287
You love me the most

>>51738027
I think it might be time to send her some of my energy, actually.

frame will be up in 2 hours chumbies!!

>>51737898
I already did.

>>51737827
Nice try fag

>>51737689
>>51738061
fuck y'all chodes, I'm going to romani ranch
cremia is a qt, gonna try my luck with her before the shit goes down

Gura is fuzzy like a squishy peach.

https://twitter.com/embunlebah/status/1671004952280567808
cute

>>51737898

Happy birthday to my sharkwife!

>>51738112
>>51738192
Oh yeah, I'm thinking its goom time tonight

I'm actually nervous. Just say you won't stream and will be in hiatus for 3 months, or 6 months, or a year who cares. Or if you want to leave, just say that. If she doesn't feel up to streaming for whatever reason, thats ok and whatever her reasons are, are valid. Just stop this "will she won't she stuff," and be upfront about what to expect. If there isn't any streams to expect for x amount of time, give that x time frame. If she doesn't feel up to stream on her birthday, fine, just say that.

>>51737888
MAKE IT FUCKING STOP!!!!!!!!!!

>>51738261
She literally just came back from a hiatus. You don't announce your return and go back to hiatus again in a few weeks

>>51737888
MAKE IT LOUDER!!!!!

>>51736930
I wonder why the number one cope to go for is telling chumbuds to learn from nakirigumi and be happy with the situation. I don't think being a lazy whore should be the gold standard in hololive

>>51737898
Where? There's no stream

>>51738195
too bad she will not see it

>>51737898
Happy birthday shork. Ganbare~

>>51737958
Ah, sorry man. Bad luck. Thinbud will be remembered. I think looking after pets, whether it a cat, a dog, shrimps or chameleons or whatever, is a noble thing to do, giving an animal a home and caring for them well and giving them long lives. Shit is cash.
>>51737902
i am big retard, i assume and make an ass out of u and me.

>>51738352
What kills me is that while Ayame doesn't stream all that often, it isn't as if she goes completely radio silent on Twitter too. Shit, she's even streamed more than Gura has already this year.

Happy Birthday Gura

I get the trolling and concernposting but I don't really get the doomposting or righteousindignationposting

>>51737898
I wished her a happy birthday on her stream!

>>51737827
In your dreams

>>51736459
I just killed Magnamalo so whatever song is playing on the credits.

I really want Gura to be happy. If staying at hololive makes her so depressed, I rather she graduate now.

guys i look like the mancubus in doom eternal

The mold won.

>>51736459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kguaGI7aZg&ab_channel=BatrickPateman

>>51738359
There is a stream. It's a glorious warm golden one running down Gura's legs and pooling at her feet infact.

How many of you are turning into antis?

Gura is a timeless chorus

Im nervous about tomorrow no matter what happens. A postponement of her celebration feels very real with this lack of communication. It really feels as if the most likely thing to happen tomorrow is that we get an hour long prerecorded stream and that's it. I fucking love her, and it's absolutely killing me that things have ended up like this.

>>51737898
Can't wait to send her HBD wishes as SC in her birthday stream!

>>51738319
I mean you can. Technically no one can really do anything to stop her.

>>51738548
I would never anti. If I give up on her I'll just be done.

>>51738548
95% larpers
4% menhera chumbies
1% ex-chumbies

>>51736459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBVI5NsVTtU

>>51738436
There's going to be all kinds of different types of posting for the next while, I wouldn't really worry about it.

>>51738548
I'm either gonna turn anti or just drop hololive entirely. Still not sure which

>>51738319
She came back months ago.. and she came back prematurely anyway because of holofes.

I was hoping for something. Happy birthday, Goomba.

Even if she doesn't stream, she still has a cute little butthole that smells nice. Sweet feminine and just nice.

I'm just disappointed in management and her "friends". The fuck is the EN branch even doing?

>>51738627
???
She's an employee like any other and cover can always bring down the boot. Now it may result in her quitting but it has to be better than status quo we got currently

>>51738585
>It really feels as if the most likely thing to happen tomorrow is that we get an hour long prerecorded stream and that's it.
No, the most likely thing to happen is nothing at all and chumkeks just accept it, defend it even, like good little drones

>>51738548
honestly probably me depending on how it all goes down
it feels like just a twisted form of love that just wants her to feel as bad as shes made me feel

Kinda moved away from Gura after a while, but really hope she's healthy and doing well. Also hoping you get some news, or at least have a way to celebrate a bit if she still can't stream for whatever reason. Happy birthday, Gura.

>>51738548
Being an anti is still love, it's just misplaced, disfigured and warped by mental illness. Apathy is worse, it means people are giving up entirely.

>>51738730
yea, anyone acting like they arent at fault too is retarded
yea most of it is Gura's but its clear that none of her "friends" even tried to help her

>>51738548
No? I have better things to do than waste my time on that.

>>51738696
Shine on, you goomer.

>>51738771
I wish Gura wasn't so apathetic towards us...

>>51738771
>apathy is worse than hate
As in what Gura is doing?

>>51738875
>>51738876
go back

>>51738843
I goom because i love her. And even if she never streams again, she will always mean more to me than she will ever know. But I'm actually optimistic today, I'm sure tomorrow will go fine, and I shall shoot the thickest goomy ropes for my sharkwife and her stinky little butthole.

>>51738906
>he hated them because they spoke the truth

>>51738732
We both know that wouldn't happen. Gura brings in passive income to them, why would they need her to really do anything else. She brings in the cash, and Cover is content with that.

I really love this childish gremlin woman.

>>51738548
Anti? You mean weak buds.

>>51738732
Cover could do that, but why would they? Remember that they have cultivated over the years a herd of mindless drones that unironically worship their CEO. Gura could go radio silent for the rest of the eternity and there still would be people paying monthly memberships and merch. It makes no sense to turn off the infinite money printing machine

>>51738513
take a shower stinky, and lift some weight before you do.

Something about this just doesn't sit right with me. I used to feel like EN is a big family but the fact that no one knows anything or doesn't even care just takes me out of it. Things are fucked.

>chumbuds wondering if they even gonna get a Gura bday this year
meanwhile
>Mori saying that even during recording crunch she'll try to find time to stream every day
>Kiara doing back to back 8h streams and a ton of fun collabs
>Ina and Ame back to old output

but hey, no males and no outsiders
and no streams

>>51738906
You can't even deny it, huh...

>>51737779
I don't

>>51738548
If choosing to care about her a lot less than I used to because she doesn't seem to care about us makes me an anti, then I guess I am.

>>51739051
to be fair, kind of hard for them to know what's going on with gura if she's never online or responsive anywhere they use to contact her

>>51738548
Never. I'm just depressed. No matter how insane and deranged I become, I will never anti her.

>>51736653
Stormtrooper faggot

>>51739058
kek

>>51738548
I'll never become an anti. Only women and fags turn into antis.

>>51739106
Its just the fact that they don't even seem that phased about it. They are all just living their own lives.

>>51739106
And which Holo are you again?

Where is he???

Where is he?

>>51739251
do you expect them to break down on stream crying you retard? did Gura do that when the Sana stuff was happening behind the scenes? she never even mentioned it until it became public

>>51739377
I'm right here. You can stop posting this.

>>51739423
are you 100% sure Gura is streaming today?

>>51739135
I feel you. I struggled with depression long before there was Gura. Whenever it's really getting to me, I can understand that Gura isn't the actual source of it and so I will not take my pain out on her.

>>51739377
locked up in my basement

>>51736930
>learn from the nakirigumi
I’m so sorry

>>51739399
Thats whats crazy. These girls are better actresses than they let on.

>>51739450
RT

>>51738548
of course not
this birthday might be the thing that releases me from the current sunk cost purgatory of being invested in gura as a vtuber, but becoming an anti is for loser faggots

>>51739450
>I struggled with depression long before there was Gura
Same desu Gura made me less depressed and motivated me to somewhat unfuck my life. Her absence makes me slowly revert back though, but I'm only blaming myself, like I always do.

>>51739450
RT

>>51739450
RT M

W-wheres the birthday tweet...

>>51739585
Nice Gurass

its time chumbies....

>>51739600
Your gonna post this every twenty minutes for the rest of the day, aren't you?

>>51739251
This isn't something they can fix in the moment of creating content. What the fuck? What are they suppose to do? Talk in her place? You should know how stupid that would be.

>>51739623
yea
i guess it is

>>51739623

>>51739623
I'm ready.

>I love Hololive
;_;

>>51738585
>I fucking love her, and it's absolutely killing me that things have ended up like this.
It sucks. There's really no other way to put it. There's not even worth trying to talk it out because people just won't allow frustration. All I can do is just hope she's okay, I guess.

I think that's kinda what frustrates me. It would have been so much better if I had just known she was going on break, but no, the constant hints she's either sick or tired. Like. Man. I don't know.

This blows, man.

>>51739642
Just the fact that none of them know shit is making me concern. Its just fucked.

>>51736930
>does she owe them for making her popular?
Yes.

>>51739792
they all know whats going on
they just dont care

DO NOT OPEN
VERY DANJYARASU
https://files.catbox.moe/nuzwbz.mp4

>>51739792
Ame said she talked to her last zatsu. That's really frankly the border between them and that's fine. The last thing for them to do is to take control from Gura. Whether you or I like it or hate it, this is on Gura to communicate. Or Cover, I guess. But not her mates.

>>51739754
Her words and actions never seem to line up

>>51739450
beta behavior

>>51739901
What if I feel no pain?

>>51739856

>>51739856
I don't know what I was expecting

>>51739856
STOP

>>51739856
This is not the usual sort of dinopost.

>>51739506
>better actresses
I swear anons here have the emotional IQ of 1 if they can't not bawl their eyes out for 24/7 when something bad happens.

>>51739856

>>51739450
ill never take my anger out on her because ill never know what shes really going through. it might be something much worse than any of us know and then im gonna compound on that by being an anti to her? never ill never do it

>>51739932
keep posting your gigachads buddy, see good you've gotten this month kek

>>51736930
I mean, yeah, we all know this. We know Gura was alarmed at her growth. We KNOW she's frustrated that she became the face of the agency and had eyes on her and couldn't necessarily even do what she wanted sometimes (like with the daki). We know she felt an obligation to share her stories with us and got to the point where she froze and had nothing to say.

I think its fine to expect that she needed a break. The problem, the fucking problem, and I know a lot of you assholes are going to pull a hyperbolic exaggeration with this, is that we could have all been fine with a hiatus being called. With some sort of means of knowing what the current status is. But the on and off mentions of being sick, the sudden celebrations of returning, the confession of the new norm being established... At some point, you have two choices, to either back away and come back when things are more consistent or ask what the hell is going on out of sheer concern. I don't think anybody is talking with obligation in mind now, its literally just "Is she freaking okay?" and expecting silence to calm the storm.

>>51739754
I wish she loved us too.. ;-; She said so the previous year..

>>51740019
ojisan vibes

I spilled water all over the top of my pc buds....

>>51740134
If you pour it into the power supply it'll make Gura come back

What if unironically Gura is found dead?

>>51737958
It was me. I was answering the call of the void.

>>51740188
Then I will follow her.

>>51740188
better than not being found i guess

>>51740188
I'll have to use my necronomicon

>>51740188
My gura died let's fucking gooo!!!

>>51739856
You madlads actually went and did it.

>>51740188
I rope

Can you check her
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there is none zero chance that instead of a birthday tweet we get a graduation tweet.

>>51739856
UUUUUUUOOOOHHHH

>>51739856
I goomed to this.

Getting desperate for attention

If 23 hours and 4 more minutes pass without any word from Gura whatsoever...
It's unironically, unequivocally over.

>>51740188
fentanyl bros...

Welp. Just had to take an asshole to ruin a vent thread.

>>51737985
>My name is not important

>>51740058
I mean, I think many considered things to pretty much be a sorta pseudo-hiatus. I know, going back to this shit again, but Movie May. We settled for a watchalong a week at best and I really don't think anyone expected more than that with how the year had been so far prior. Even that didn't happen and that was supposed to be a sendoff to the whole summer before we presumably saw even less of her, from how she was saying summer would be busy/crazy. Official break, hiatus, sure but it's at the point where an actual break would be like, really? You weren't around to begin with.
I have a feeling I'm being one of those assholes pulling some hyperbolic exaggeration but my fingers are just hitting keys right now. I dunno, this is retarded. I didn't think I could reach a new stage of stunned disbelief, but I have.

>>51738543
if you sit in a puddle of your own piss long enough will your legs dissolve?

>>51740264
MY DICK SPLIT OPEN AND LOCUSTS FLEW OUT

Still expecting some stream tomorrow, because it's on brand for her to reveal it with extremely short notice.

>No one from JP has wished her a Happy Birthday
It's over...

>>51740552
deserved for being a lazy whore

watching the West of Loathing VOD. Hard to think there was a time where we'd see Watson in the chat of a Gura stream. Shark cute

>>51740487
Ha. Cheeky. But no, I don't think it would. Piss isn't strong enough to dissolve human meat.

>>51740552
Why would they when there's less than 34 hours before they call in to do so?

>>51740552
What tweet so you want them to reply to?

Gura was never real and this is all a schizo dream....
We got to wake up anons

>>51740632
You mean less than 24?

>>51740467
Its fine. I get it. Its time to honestly realize we both relied on Gura for something and its stressful to kinda realize the absence of that connection. As long as you're aware of it and know how to keep it quiet, man. Trust me. I was writing that post up too and had to stop myself just to bring myself to reason.The only real fact is that for the two of us, and a lot of people in here, this situation sucks. Its complicated. Its complex. Its fucking abstract. But the conclusion is it sucks.

>>51740493
So Gura did her contract obligated streaming hours for 1 year since her debut, then re-negotiated her contract to what her "new normal" is now because she had the power to do so. Wow. It all makes sense now.

is gura's bladder okay

I'm going through a rough time right now, so I completely understand Gura not being able to stream.
I hope she's knows that most of us are primarily concerned and hoping she's okay.

Take your time to recover, sharkie. We'll be here now and in the future.

>>51740594
ur mom lol

>>51740467
>I didn't think I could reach a new stage of stunned disbelief, but I have
we're only like 5 hours into the final day bro
things have the potential to get so much worse in the next 19 hours

>>51740699
If Gura isn't real then who have I been masturbating to for the past 3 years?

>>51740781
I've been going through a rough time for the last 7 years but I still put up the facade of giving a shit for the ones I care about because I don't want them to be sad

>>51740803
Shut up and stream, Gura.

>>51739450
Me too. I really do think Gura pulled me out of that hole back in 2021. Finding her was the best thing that has ever happened to me in recent times. It was like finally finding happiness. But as time passes and the presence of Gura wanes I can feel myself slipping again and it’s worse than it was before.

You know, close to the start of covid, my dog who I loved more than anything died. a few weeks after that, my mom died due to complications from a surgery she was sent home too early from. I spent the half a year along in my house, and the only people I regularly talked to were coworkers I don't really relate to. I don't think my story is that unique, people go through shit all the time, but 90% of people can't just give up on every aspect of their life and fall apart, they simply don't have that luxury. At this point, gura has made plenty to take an extremely extended break from streaming, and her past life is easy evidence she'll have a following whatever she does. If she actually cared, she'd graduate and reincarnate as someone who pops up whenever they want. What she's doing now is cruel to whatever chumbuds are left.

>>51740837
>things have the potential to get so much worse in the next 19 hours
What the fuck does is even mean aside from people chimping out for a few hours?

I'll usually mocha the chumbuds, but I'll be serious here. I feel for you guys going through the dry spell, bit don't expect ant mercy from me. I wouldn't expect any either. HBD Gura.

>>51740849
For me it's Casko

>>51740908
right now there's still a slim chance things might some day go back to normal with gura
we might lose that chance entirely very soon

>>51740493
Damn 2021, really was the golden year huh.

>>51740968
That result has nothing to do with some arbitrary deadline you setup in your head.

>>51741008
I don't think you fully understand the situation we're in right now, bud

>>51736811
Remember when gura pretended she was friends with shion?

>>51740908
>literally no communication on her birthday, of all things
>she might actually be dead

Confess your sins

>>51736930
See >>51737006
Why the fuck are there so many words. Cmon.

>>51741051
Dude she could fuck off for an entire year then comeback like nothing happened. Nobody knows shit. Sorry I'm not an autistic ball of anxiety like everyone else here.

>>51740849
I can't fap to gura, or anyone I'm super familiar with yet not in an actual relationship with. unlike Sana who left before I could really get to know her so I can still get rock hard thinking about her

>>51741107
I just goomed not 20 seconds ago.

This is an east coast only thread, everybody else get the fuck out

>>51740968
Man shut the fuck up, man

>>51741107
I conceptualize and goom to Gura's hairy bush every night

>>51741107
To this day I still goom to Gura's RFA stream.

Gura is not enen in the top ten holomems that I've jacked too

>>51740467
Gura will remain in this constant loop until a majority of her fans give up and stop "celebrating" returns. All that happens now is Gura disappears and people pretend nothing's happening, then she comes back and everyone pretends nothing happens. Imagine from Gura's prospective feeling like she's "betrayed" her fans, but when she comes back everyone pretends everything's just okay, then doing it over and over again. Love bombing goes both ways. She keeps leaving every time shortly after coming back because she wants something to change but instead it's just more of the same. At this point, I blame the chumbuds more than her.

>>51741107
The first thing I did when I got my Gura popup was to check under the hoodie...

Don't type and drink, kids.

>>51741245
I blame everyone including all of HoloEN, management, and chumbies. Everyone let everyone down.

>>51741264
That's literally everyone.

I blame everyone but myself

I will wear my gura 2021 bday shirt tomorrow in hopes of channeling energy toward a miracle

>>51740493
House hunting momth was the same time she dropped schedules. I think that is more important than the house hunting

>>51740905
Nah, seeing the complete lack of self respect on display in these threads I'm perfectly fine with her using the cuckbuds to farm passive income by doing nothing. These guys deserve to get swindled

>>51741245
Do you think she might be doing this intentionally to bleed/slow subs and get closer to her genmates which in turn would lessen the pressure on her

https://poal.me/djakzk

>>51741270
Too late.

>>51741264
That's actually a perfectly natural thing to do. It'd be weirder if you didn't.

Go see a therapist you cum guzzling faggots

I'm glad I'm now a brat because she actually cares about streaming and her fans.

>>51741348
I doubt it. If nothing else, she'd at least want fans self-respecting enough to not come back. If she continues like this, the only people who will be left are the absolute worst of them.

>>51741370
Would ruin this weak faggot.

>>51737318
...but you've now been without her for practically months?

>>51741355
Holy fucking doxxnigger, batman
Florida?

>>51741418
>Homo sloppy seconds.

>>51741421
Hey man I'm not that bad

>>51741429
Don't touch my weak faggot.

I feel awful for all the usual fans who spend a great deal of time and effort cosplaying, drawing fanart, doing real-life events, making videos and other things just for this birthday to pass without any acknowledgement.

Smells like slumsaint in here

>>51741418
I like Bae, but don't bring her up in a gura general you retard. The only thing they've done together is that deco27 song, and Gura barely talked about it.

>>51741504
its only 1:24 am est. dont start saying stuff until 8pm and theres still no stream

>>51741504
Sounds like they're having fun desu. You should give it a shot.

>>51741486
Why are you still here?

>>51741634
I'm sure she would appreciate it

it's literally over

>>51741775

i should've switched to fauna earlier

>>51741816
Same but Mumei

DARKMAZE LOST HIS ACCOUNT LMAOOOO

>>51741056
remember when Gura pretended to be friends with us?

>>51741775
You underestimate my power.

>>51741107
sometimes I goom to someone that is not Gura

>>51741681
The sadbuds need a couple of dinos every now and then

>>51741816
As much as I like fauna, she makes me feel more subhuman than gura does.

>>51741923
All his comments and channel are there

>>51741923
its over for darkmazecels
all his comments are gone

>>51741923

qrd? Who is this guy? Is he an anti?

>>51742133
That's not the real darkmaze, scroll down and all his comments and channel is still there

>>51741441
Yeah, I died, but I can't live without hearing her sing, and whenever I hear her voice, I miss her even more.

>>51742133
I'm pretty sure he was like 500 out of the 1500ish comments under Outlast and the number hasn't changed.

>>51741355
I'm afraid to look into the catbox links, anyone want to give it a shot?

>>51742180
>>51742210
yeah there's multiple darkmazes. a few of his comments are gone though

>>51742162
the comment section is his oshi, he literally lives there and has been shitting it up for months

On a similar note, the other schizo account that may have been a Darkmaze alt that was talking about botting and tracking comments did get deleted, though I don't remember the associated twitter so I can't check that.

The birthday tweet from Hololive will be very awkward.

>>51742162
It's just some schizophrenic bullshit that gets more attention than deserved.

>>51741213
they hated jesus because he told them the truth

>>51742292
This guy? https://twitter.com/Illyuziya260185

>>51742017
Then you're not who I'm talking about

>>51742311
dyrbi

>>51739754
>March 19
She did, the issue is that after that Cover went through some changes.

>>51742326
Yup, that's the one

>>51741418
>brat
Literally nobody watches bae lol

>>51741816
I still watch ina every now and then but it doesn't the feel the same anymore with gura disappeared

>>51742429
UOH?

>>51742429
this guy literally just needs to hit the gym and go on a cut for a few years and he'll be bigger and stronger than pretty much all of this board

>>51742426
I watched ina's entire zelda playthrough and enjoyed it immensely

I love her and I miss her...

You could always do your reps and watch marine

What happened to the guy who used to write poems for gura?

>>51742507
same thing that happened to all the good chumbuds
they moved on

I am going to hack into Gura's youtube account and stream myself playing slay the spire for 12 hours with no commentary, just a Gura png.

>>51742429
so fuckign based