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>> No.51620570
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>>51620538
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>> No.51620631

Altare is incredibly fucking cringey

>> No.51620707

>>51620570
amen

>> No.51620893
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>>51620570
Amen.

>> No.51620901

>>51620570
Amen.

>> No.51620915

Flayon is incredibly fucking cringey

>> No.51620940

Altare is incredibly fucking lovely

>> No.51621031

>>51620631
You’re probably super fat.

>> No.51621097

Bettel is incredibly fucking cringey

>> No.51621179

Vesper is incredibly fucking cringey

>> No.51621217

Tempus is incredibly fucking cringey and I love them

>> No.51621242
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lov

>> No.51621482

Axel is incredibly fucking smart

>> No.51621878

Fucking Altare is incredible

>> No.51622076

>>51621878
ToT

>> No.51623210

sex with regis altare

>> No.51623218

Wait, so vesper didn't get his silver button while he was in japan?

>> No.51623232

>>51623210
Get in line

>> No.51623265

>>51623218
He was already dying in Japan - no need to use silver on him too

>> No.51623293

>>51620538
Hakka Suck and Fuck

>> No.51623392

>>51623293
based

>> No.51623424

>>51623293
and Cuck!

>> No.51623494

>>51623218
Vampires can't touch silver

>> No.51623670

>>51620940
So true

>> No.51623800
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>>51620631
Yes, and? That's part of his charm.

>> No.51623828
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vesper (real)

>> No.51624025

slow, sensual, and mildly infuriating edging sex with Axel

>> No.51624030

>>51620940
>>51621878
>>51623210
We get it, Shinri...

>> No.51624140
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i like it when my oshi go "wau!" it tickle my brain good

>> No.51624265

>>51624140
Most sane tempura

>> No.51624351
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I miss them...

>> No.51624484

When will Altare, Magni and Bettel come back from the war

>> No.51624490

Watching Nowas VOD from last night and god the boys not being able to play abandonware games because they can't get the perms has got to be the most retarded level of perms autism I've heard.

Do these fuckers have to ask god every morning for permission to breath air?

>> No.51624502

>>51620631
>>51623800
I like when he’s cringe because it causes him to be more creative. Snailtare came from him memeing “would you love me if I was a worm?” and that’s one of the worst zoomer relationship ending questions I’ve ever heard.

>> No.51624802

>>51624490
thats corpo life. The Capcom/Mio drama mindbroke them

>> No.51624908

After I had a dream about my mom being extremely cold to me after I said I should kill myself my dream immediately switched to an Axel stream where you could hear his cat meowing and he tried to turn on face cam on his phone. He was wearing Axel cosplay but briefly showed his face along with his cat.

>> No.51624994

>>51624502
Yeah, his immunity to cringe really works in his favor sometimes.

>> No.51625061

>>51624908
That wasn't a dream, that was a vision...

>> No.51625211

i think axel should have a vp where he hunts (you) down with his chains and kills you

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>> No.51625325

>>51624908
The Prophecy...

>> No.51625477
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>>51625214

>> No.51625475

you ever have dreams about collabs? I had a dream yesterday that Vesper Magni Sana and Flayon had an art collab and it was so cute and wholesome i thought it was real

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>> No.51625683
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:)

>> No.51625790

>>51625683
I’m watching the Minecraft vod right now. It’s cute seeing him so excited about being able to use red sand to make glass.

>> No.51625918

>>51625615
The collar being crooked and not lining up with the blurred/shaded part under it is annoying me so much in these comparisons

>> No.51625994

>>51625615
Goddamn he was such an ugly little bug

>> No.51626038

>>51625615
Is his tongue still purple?

>> No.51626128

>>51626038
It is the same color, yes

>> No.51626479

ripdesk please cover getcha

>> No.51626623
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Is youtube mobile down for anyone else?

>> No.51626639

>>51625615
Damn, the oshi filter is really op

>> No.51626820

>>51626623
Mine’s working

>> No.51627143

>>51625615
When I first saw the new model I was surprised how different it looked, but I have gotten more and more faceblind since then and now I now really care which one I see

>> No.51627704

im thinking about the /mans/ dating show discussed in the last thread
tfw you will never walk away with a harem of machiroons, take them back to your hotel room, and play jackbox

>> No.51628193

>>51627704
baka more like youll never be able to walk off with an axelotlprime and corrupt the little retard

>> No.51628626

>>51627704
People should know better than to date 4chan dwellers.

>> No.51628639
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>>51626038

>> No.51628720

>>51628639
Thank god he got that nose fixed, jesus

>> No.51628782

So no membership stream from axel?

>> No.51628830

>>51628782
I thing he forgor

>> No.51628838

Hakka, WTF is this collab idea...?
https://youtu.be/tkblvYEceuo?t=6449

>> No.51628900

>>51628639
left is cuter unironically

>> No.51629140

VESPER WILL NEVER PLAY TALES OF VESPERIA
ALTARE WILL NEVER PLAY ASSASSIN'S CREED: ALTAIR'S CHRONICLES

>> No.51629179

>>51628900
yeah in a fucked up kid with downs sort of way

>> No.51629200

>>51628626
Just look at how many Taylor Swift's exes. It will never end good

>> No.51629361
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>>51624484
Tomorrow for sure... right? :(

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>>51629361

>> No.51629532

>>51624484
Magni will stream for approx 1 hour tomorrow. He's also accumulating debt from his T3s again.

>> No.51629558

>>51629532
Sounds good to me

>> No.51629572

>>51629140
>VESPER WILL NEVER PLAY TALES OF VESPERIA
I absolutely do not want this.

>> No.51629590

>>51629532
Uuuu I can't wait to see my boys

>> No.51629603
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the bit for todays jump king stream is that he will play extremely well and there'll be no raging

>> No.51629706

/MANS/ sissies...our boys are the laughing stock of this board...how could this happen?

>> No.51629838
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I love my purple funnyman oshi!

>> No.51629863
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https://twitter.com/10mamomi/status/1670401707342454785
CALL YOUR DAD

>> No.51629879

Don't do it onegai...

>> No.51629900

>>51629863
He goes live in 2 hours, I'll hold off

>> No.51629901
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Lazy catboy Shinri cute~
https://youtu.be/DagEwTp_4UI?t=3829

>> No.51629923

>>51629879
Why not? It's fathers day

>> No.51629926

>>51629863
How incestious is this...

>> No.51629960

>>51629863
Happy father's day, /mans/
I doubt you know what that means

>> No.51629961

>>51629838
Magni like

>> No.51630064

>>51628838
u-uhm....what?
>Belt
Flayon.....

>> No.51630079
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actual angry vesper crumbs today onegai

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>> No.51630148

>>51630079
please return his ugly crying it turns my happiness injectors on

>> No.51630173

>>51629960
I have a son of my own, so thanks!

>> No.51630193

>>51630173
is he winning

>> No.51630201

>>51628838
Why is Hakka such a massive pervert?
Also shoutout to the belt idea. Mechabird triggering Flay's child abuse trauma let's gooooooooo!

>> No.51630310

If tempus were turned into cats, which breeds would they be?

>> No.51630375

>>51630310
Bettel is ragdoll

>> No.51630377

>>51630310
There are breeds of cats?

>> No.51630450

>>51630310
Vesper's a Maine Coon

>> No.51630468

>>51630310
Bettel would be one of those expensive furless ratlike cats

>> No.51630480

>>51630193
I think he's legit autist and that's very annoying

>> No.51630523

>>51630310
Axel is definitely one of those idiot orange cats

>> No.51630597

>>51630310
Magni would be one of those freaky hairless cats

>> No.51630633
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>>51630310
Altare is one of these

>> No.51630679
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>>51630310
Flay is Turkish Van 200%

>> No.51630712

>>51630310
Altare would be a Nebelung

>> No.51630781

>>51630310
Blue Somali for Magni

>> No.51630791

>>51630597
Agreed, like a sphynx

>> No.51630806

>>51630468
>>51630597
THEY ARE sphynx cats

>> No.51630899 [SPOILER] 
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>>51630781
Cute

>> No.51630953
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>>51630310
Hakka is an edgy black cat

>> No.51630959
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I've never heard of some of these breeds, nice

>> No.51630989
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nothing unites sisters more than cats. cute..

>> No.51631045

>>51630633
Look up Scottish fold :^D

>> No.51631057
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i miss my little brother regis altare

>> No.51631105

>>51631045
>scottish fold
you rascal

>> No.51631174
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Of course the one weekend I need to prepare to go on a trip is the same when Flay stays up until 5am talking, correction needed.

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>>51620570
Amen.

>> No.51631222
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>>51631057
same

>> No.51631240
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i miss bettel so much but his isp debuff arc has trained me to be only a little upset about him being gone

>> No.51631295

>>51631174
source for the image?

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>>51631057
Same.

>> No.51631314
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you guys doing your playlist reps or watching the new shorts the boys uploaded?

>> No.51631350

>>51630310
I guess Shinri will be a Calico cat which was fitting considering that cat is infertile and Shinri's love life rn...

>> No.51631394

>>51630989
Cats are amazing creatures
Tempus are amazing creatures
Simple as

>> No.51631443

Hakka is my daddy. Happy father's day, daddy.

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>>51631350
Shinri already has three adopted children

>> No.51631469

>>51631314
I watched the shorts, can't bother about that playlist stuff

>> No.51631479

>>51631295
I think it got deleted, it used to be in the main tag kek

>> No.51631663

Next week is gonna be more eventful... right?

>> No.51631684
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>>51625994
Stop being mean to my oshi

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>>51630310
Altare is the russian blue

>> No.51631737

I kinda miss Magni

>> No.51631746

>>51631714
those eyes look almost as dead as his

>> No.51631756

Momi... https://twitter.com/momimomikoi/status/1670337224637034498?t=FTKZYIvHv32bFwkemGmZkA&s=19

>> No.51631977

>>51631663
Bettel, Magni, and Altare will unfortunately need extra time off to recover from the sex marathon...

>> No.51631978

>>51631684
*stomp*

>> No.51632101

>>51631663
They're all getting the con flu

>> No.51632129

>>51632101
No... I need more solo Mag time...

>> No.51632138

>>51632101
100%

>> No.51632162

>>51632129
We could get it but he won't stream because doxxmites get all uppity if he streams when sick

>> No.51632201

>>51632101
I hope that's the only thing they get from group con activities

>> No.51632342

>>51632162
bully doxxmites
spit on doxxmites
dismember doxxmites
behead doxxmites
sodomize doxxmites
burn doxxmites
KILL doxxmites

>> No.51632405

>>51631756
She keeps giving us what we want, strongest tempura fr

>> No.51632542

>>51631443
But fr tho, he would be a great dad! He is so cute when he makes noises for the baby of a hakkito in chat

>> No.51632579

>>51632162
You mean discmites right?

>> No.51632595
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Reminder that Flayon wants to do period cramp simulation ASMR

>> No.51632665

>>51632595
even got the go-ahead from his manager, i need it now...

>> No.51632690

>>51632595
I thought I was just hallucinating that...

>> No.51632693

>>51632595
>as ASMR
>not as a funny batsu with the boys
VG HATE

>> No.51632760

>>51632693
Nigga who cares, men self inflicting pain on themselves is always funny

>> No.51632788

Don't do it

>> No.51632816

>>51632579
Potato potato

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>>51632760
and sometimes they make some sexy noises while they suffer onstream for us!

>> No.51632881

>>51632760
>>51632859
Based sadists

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>>51632859
Flayon probably won't but I want Vesper to try it out because I know he'll coom on stream from the sexual gratification pain and humiliation bring him

>> No.51633000

I only enjoy it when my oshi screams out of fear

>> No.51633035

>>51632579
Yeah, my mind is still hazy because I just woke up. Still hate both of them equally

>> No.51633127

>>51632881
I'm not even a sadist but I enjoy any sussy noises even if it's not the right context
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6N49w-fV9M#t=3h20m42s
Like, I feel bad for him here but the sounds he's making, man...

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https://twitter.com/fluorart/status/1670460772181512193

>> No.51633217
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>>51633127
Missing mag-moans, mag-screams, mag-eeks, and mag-mehs

>> No.51633242
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>>51633127
I want to abuse magni so bad

>> No.51633305

>>51632595
does he not know that the cramp experience is just rolling around making a few pained nosies before downing 3 advils
or just sobbing if its the ones that fuck you up so badly that if you move you might pass out
theres no asmr

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>>51633195
Lol, of course he gets Altare's hair and ears

>> No.51633321

>>51633195
is this the Holostar?

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>>51633321
No, this is THE Holostar. That is "John Holostars".

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>>51633195
The old one, for reference
https://twitter.com/FluorArt/status/1636053237928439808

>> No.51633391

>>51633195
ugly

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>Vesper not doing anything with his family for fathers day

>> No.51633471

>>51633305
He has a sister so he probably knows, but he's the type of autist that once he gets an idea he never lets it go

>> No.51633560

>>51633452
Its that uncommon? I never have done anything crazy for fathers day with my family either

>> No.51633594

>>51633452
doing nothing > getting stabbed

>> No.51633674

>>51633452
aside from Bettel, which of the boys did?

>> No.51633728

>>51633127
The way he whines is so womanly and makes me think of that one artist that yassifies him so much

>> No.51633823

we hate regis altare

>> No.51633841

Koipanions where we at??
https://youtu.be/ZMy2dfCKDwc?t=1970

>> No.51633878

we fuck regis altare

>> No.51634136

>>51633452
he has mentioned his mom, siblings, aunts/uncles, neices/nephews.. but never his dad (as far as I know) so..

>> No.51634224

>>51634136
Tempus and daddy issues, name a more iconic duo

>> No.51634399
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https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1670475593278951430

>> No.51634419

>>51634399
Rape

>> No.51634477

>>51634399
he's going to take a week break when he comes back isn't he

>> No.51634504

>>51634399
Now he'll be extra easy to find

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Nowa on the telly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0SkHFpvq2k&ab_channel=NoirVesperCh.HOLOSTARS-EN

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>>51634399
[Altare has been blocked by Trip]

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GRAMPS ON THE TELLY PLAYING JUMP KING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0SkHFpvq2k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0SkHFpvq2k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0SkHFpvq2k

>> No.51634661

>>51634553
kek

>> No.51634682

SE MUEVE

>> No.51634734

>>51634553
this actually made me laugh fuck you

>> No.51634784

>glassesless vesper
nice

>> No.51634808

Nowa is going to say nigger this stream isn't he

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>>51634784
NO
NOT NICE

>> No.51634832

vespers gonna snap and curse ToT my abusive relationship yume fantasy will come true ToT

>> No.51634872

>>51634553
yeah, i chuckled

>> No.51634884
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>Just another day in the bog

>> No.51634888

>>51634832
You women scare me

>> No.51634908

>>51634784
SLUT, WHORE, HARLOT

>> No.51634915

>>51634884
Did Mori ever clear ghost babe? I stopped paying attention to her efforts.

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I love bettel
https://twitter.com/gcu00k/status/1670466113866694656

>> No.51634953

>>51634915
Don't think so

>> No.51634974

>>51634884
a fucking vesbogbeat

>> No.51635012

>>51634477
Yeah, it wasn't a really relaxing vacation was it

>> No.51635096
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he's so stupid...

>> No.51635131

BETTEL SKIPPED DAY 3 BECAUSE HES JUST SO EPIC

>> No.51635144

>>51634784
WHAT A FILTHY WHORE

>> No.51635186

he's actually not doing too bad

>> No.51635218

>>51635186
Lmao, kek even

>> No.51635234

>I'm still kicking ass at this game.
>falls down two screens

>> No.51635236
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>>51635218
I spoke too soon...

>> No.51635248
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51635248

he getting it

>> No.51635287

>>51635248
are you sure...

>> No.51635332

>>51634808
would be funny desu

>> No.51635353

>>51635287
yes

>> No.51635392

>>51634808
He would just cut the stream before he says it.

>> No.51635464
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51635464

my ass is clenched

>> No.51635522
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>>51635464
Let me lick it loose for you ToT

>> No.51635546

>>51635522
focus on jumping to the top Vesper

>> No.51635571

"rage inducing screaming Nowa" is the content I like the least but apparently it is what attract the bigger numbers to him, unfortunately.

>> No.51635616
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>> No.51635778

"Welcome to Costco, I love you"
https://twitter.com/ShinriOOC/status/1669908664432328705

>> No.51635993

>>51635571
It's what attracts number for literally everyone, rage games and jump king especially are guarranted number boost

>> No.51636019
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51636019

he's fucking dying..

>> No.51636031

30 min in, still first lv

>> No.51636034

>that moan
WHORE

>> No.51636079

>>51636034
ToT i want to fuck him silly my god

>> No.51636126

This is some good shit,
happy fathers day!

>> No.51636163

for all intents and purposes he's gaming..

>> No.51636196

>>51636079
He'd die.

>> No.51636234

>>51636196
I'll have him next then!~!

>> No.51636255

>>51636234
Necrovestie...

>> No.51636262

>>51636196
ToT

>> No.51636281

>>51636126
I don't know if it's odd but I've really started to look up to Ves as a father figure, there's something about how he treat us Vesties that feels so genuine I actually feel cared about

>> No.51636312
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51636312

He look angy.

>> No.51636346
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51636346

>Just the tip, man, just the tip~

>> No.51636367
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51636367

>I'm a living God!
>falls

>> No.51636408

this yaksha nigga has too much money and bad ideas to spare

>> No.51636414

>that's a three banger
Femvesties, status?

>> No.51636453

>>51636255
That sounds kinda cool, like some sci-fi fantasy thing or perhaps an indie game title

>> No.51636458

>>51636414
im not pornsick what does that mean

>> No.51636481

>>51636458
Three fingers.

>> No.51636514

He's actually doing pretty well. He has the concept down and is learning quickly.

He will make it to the castle and know despair.

>> No.51636521

>>51636481
sure i guess whatever

>> No.51636542
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51636542

He edged to hard!

>> No.51636571

>>51636481
3 fingers in one hole? idk i dont want him to do that to me i'd rather watch a fat ojisan do that to him though

>> No.51636598

>>51636571
He'd die.

>> No.51636614

Vesties, control yourselves. You cant just tell him to give it to you raw.

>> No.51636630

>>51636571
Fat oji-san with large hands here
Set it up and I'll make it happen

>> No.51636654

he will never make it past this screen huh

>> No.51636666

I miss my daddies.

>> No.51636739

>>51636666
He's streaming right now

>> No.51636769
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>> No.51636775

>>51636630
if I cosplay as ves will you do that to me

>> No.51636848

>>51636739
Hakka, Axel, and Shinri are not streaming.

>> No.51636863

>>51636775
Sure, but I warn you
When I say large hands, I mean gorilla style where I can cover a normal persons hand completly with mine

>> No.51636870

>>51636848
hakka is a mother

>> No.51636904

>>51636863
Post hands.

>> No.51636912
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51636912

I JUST MISS THEM SO MUCH

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>>51636912
who?

>> No.51636977

Vesper..

>> No.51636980

>>51636870
He called himself daddy repeatedly so he's my daddy.

>> No.51637016

ROACHFUCKERS WE'RE IN

>> No.51637042

WHORE
H
O
R
E

>> No.51637065

>>51636980
yeah? well people call me a faggot all the time! and they're definitely wrong

>> No.51637070
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51637070

Morf is a jump coomer

>> No.51637069

he's been looking through 4milks profiles huh

>> No.51637138

>>51637065
dyrbi?

>> No.51637159

>>51636980
There's no world where I see Hakka as a daddy, he is young and he sounds too much of a twink lol but you do you I guess

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>>51637070
lol, wrong pic

>> No.51637223

is he talking to the voices in his head again

>> No.51637272

Really good acting

>> No.51637290
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51637290

its like watching your middle aged dad game...

>> No.51637332

>>51637290
And he's getting sweaty..

>> No.51637343

>>51637290
ToT

>> No.51637348

>eat that horse
wdhmbi

>> No.51637524
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51637524

im glad i stayed up for this. i love hearing vesper cry

>> No.51637547

He lost the ability to act and is just saying the word now, lol

>> No.51637610

>punching the cat
What does this mean?

>> No.51637638

>>51637610
simpsons reference

>> No.51637659

>>51637638
Ah.

>> No.51637688

Jump King Fairy ah ah ah

>> No.51637689

So why vesper decided to play this game again?

>> No.51637741

>>51637689
batsu from vesties as punishment for oversleeping his menshi

>> No.51637875

>>51637741
Ah I see, I thought it was kinda weird if he picked this game himself unless someone forced/suggested him to do it, like from his fanbase or a senpai

>> No.51637886

are Calli mentions normal during these kinds of streams for Vesper or deadbeats are just retarded?

>> No.51638008

>>51637886
not lately only because he's been playing WoW a lot so tourists dont come by. just today he's playing Jump King (which imo is a staple game of hers), and Mori is a friend of his so tourists are gonna make the connection and badger him about it.

>> No.51638035
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51638035

Nowari da...

>> No.51638071

>>51637886
Yeah, there's always people who can't help themselves. Mori's the most renowned Jump King player in Hololive

>> No.51638099

>>51638035
he's so bad... ToT

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51638162

idg why people say vesper is masculine..he comes off as very feminine to me

>> No.51638239

>>51638162
His stories can be masculine but his personality is pretty feminine imho

>> No.51638259

>>51637886
Calli is the person that was addicted to this game, even played the DLCs. She even hosted a tiny tournament after beating the game I think.
That and the fact he is friends with her gives people ammo to just keep bringing her up. Holofans can't really help themselves since they are the type of people that will see a shark in game and go "GURA?!" in another member chat.

>> No.51638272

>>51638162
I'd say he's neither, honestly the most feminine thing about him is how menhera he is

>> No.51638295

>>51638272
The most feminine thing about him is how breedable he is.

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>>51638239
its kinda crazy..he's more feminine than I am and im an actual female..

>> No.51638328

>>51638295
yeah that's directly correlated to his menheraness

>> No.51638331

>>51637886
It's normal, Mori definitely developed a very strong association with Jump King that's virtually monolithic within hololive over a year ago. This stream is shaping up to be pretty kino.

>> No.51638349

>>51638307
Tomboyvestie...

>> No.51638354

>>51638307
tomboyanon...

>> No.51638360

vesper will never get past that tree... its over vespiebros...

>> No.51638435
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51638435

>>51638008
>>51638071
>>51638259
>>51638331
i see. glad it's not some tourist/spam shit happening.
thank you anons! chu~*

>> No.51638473

HE DID IT

>> No.51638521

>>51638473
NOWARI DA

>> No.51638525

>>51638473
...

>> No.51638529

He's a very good actor, I can almost believe he's actually angry

>> No.51638537

this is great

>> No.51638556

>>51636848
>hakka
What? I can understand the other two.

>> No.51638583
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51638583

he's a massochist he's gonna keep going

>> No.51638613

>>51638583
That dog? Me.

>> No.51638657

I missed it, what did he say to admit he's a vampire?

>> No.51638674

>>51638613
Thats a racoon

>> No.51638681

>>51638613
meds

>> No.51638803

>i need to take a shower
stinky

>> No.51638824

>>51638307
tomboychama... are you single

>> No.51638847

>>51638674
is that a new breed

>> No.51638855

>>51638657
he said something about being dead on the inside iirc. i had to get up for a bit so i missed some stuff

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>he wins when i tab out
>he fails when i watch
am... am i jinxing grampa?

>> No.51638909

I like how even he doesn't understand his jokes

>> No.51638955

>>51638862
min luck bettelheadchaama...

>> No.51638965

Machina is surprisingly fun. This is the second time I watch him (first was his 13 sentinels streams), he's good with layering PNG over his model. I respect a man who sticks with his choice of games to the end even if they're unpopular

>> No.51638990

i can't believe bettel is not coming back today... was that sex was good

>> No.51639027
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>>51638965
Forgot the soundpost, if that's a thing here

>> No.51639040

>>51638990
They all said they'd come back Monday at the earliest but probably

>> No.51639059

>>51638965
Mhmm, he has a lot of pride in sticking to games he wants to play even if they aren't the most popular. Hes even said that maybe he shot himself in the foot doing that so much at debut, but that he doesn't care

>> No.51639069

>>51638965
how did machina sound more natural to you over flayon

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51639074

>>51638965
Congrates on finding out flayon's charm! He is a really nice entertainer, isn't he. I love his ramble.

>> No.51639213

>>51639069
He's referred to as Machina in /stars/, just picked that up

>> No.51639243

>>51639213
ah i see carry on then

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>>51638965
Among other things

>> No.51639291
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i really hate all these femvesties in chat that keep trying to flirt with him its really awkward

>> No.51639361

nowari da...

>> No.51639365

>>51639213
>>51639069
Probably cause all his JP senpai call him Machina

>> No.51639379

Vesper this is just the start.

>> No.51639390
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.......

>> No.51639392

Let me tell you, there's no one like Vesper.

>> No.51639394

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.51639398

>>51639291
I never look at chat but what kind of stuff they are saying? No way it can't be that bad

>> No.51639419

>ragefap
>Stream instantly ends

>> No.51639430

Did... did Vesper ragequitted to redirect Rio's?

>> No.51639432

what a line to end on

>> No.51639438

>rage fap
>laughs his ass off
>immediate redirect to rio

>> No.51639447
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51639447

I love this old faggot so much.

>> No.51639449

Sorry everyone, I had to take him away for a comfort breeding.

>> No.51639473
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51639473

MEANWHILE, ON BIZARRO /MANS/...

>> No.51639474

Haven't heard of a rage fap before

>> No.51639485

love my menhera gramps

>> No.51639500

>>51639449
Curse you clock woman

>> No.51639524

Why aren't the sisters watching streams?

>> No.51639525

>ragefap to rio
magni won't be happy about this...

>> No.51639537

>>51639474
you haven't?

>> No.51639539

well he didn't say nigger but atleast he said this
https://youtu.be/7ysmRWLIOKo

>> No.51639568

>>51639474
It's like raping your hand

>> No.51639576

>>51639398
like if Vesper says something like "I'm gonna fuck stuff up" they'll usually say "im stuff"
That bunny mai mai chick in general
asking him to do twitter shower spaces
idk whats more annoying that or the holo mentions

>> No.51639610
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51639610

Wait, ragefap is a thing?
t. a guy

>> No.51639624

>>51639576
>asking him to do twitter shower spaces
he loves that shit though, the flirting is cringe I agree but he wants to be sexualized

>> No.51639639

>>51639473
i love vesper

>> No.51639646
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51639646

so what are the signs of a humiliation fetish?

>> No.51639650

>>51639069
I actually like Machina or Machi more than Flayon or Flay desu
People just refer to him as the latter here so I follow suit most of the time

>> No.51639665

>>51639646
Cumming when you get bullied.

>> No.51639718

RAGE FAP TIME!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.51639732

>>51639524
fathers day/sunday + sisters dont watch Vesper

>> No.51639755
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>>51639473
I would never encourage Vesper to play increasingly frustrating games to watch him get flustered and horny until he ends the stream suddenly to aggressively jerk it in the shower. ToT

>> No.51639760

>>51639449
So that's a ragefap for Vesper, using his clockwoman onahole with the rage of a thousand suns.

>> No.51639769
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51639769

The furry that did Rio's 3D model went crazy, Shit is so well made that still looks like a png.

>> No.51639772

>>51639074
nta but he has the complete opposite game taste than I do and when I was watching all of vg after debut his game choice was filtering me hard and he ended up becoming my favorite in tempus simply because of how genuine his love for games is. I feel like I've been brainwashed into enjoying vns and fighting games

>> No.51639789
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51639789

https://twitter.com/10mamomi/status/1670498962980376576

>> No.51639827

>>51639610
You just hold it real tight.

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>>51639789

>> No.51639837
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>>51639624
>he wants to be sexualized
I do not see a nsfw tag anywhere or anywhere where he condoned being sexualized. sounds like rapist logic ngl

>> No.51639863

>>51639610
Any fap that happens when testosterone levels are high tends to be just that little bit better, desu. I'm a pretty calm guy so rage faps aren't a thing for me, but post workout faps hit different

>> No.51639896

>>51639769
can't beat furries at art skills unfortunately

>> No.51639920

>>51639769
wait holy shit Rio is using his 3D? it looks incredible I didnt even notice until he moved his hair just now

>> No.51639942

>>51639827
I never used any kind of lubricant since I first started so i've always just borderline deathgripped it

>> No.51639943

>>51639769
>The furry that did Rio's 3D model
Wait what

>> No.51639956

>>51639646
First of all, making yourself play a rage game as punishment for missing a stream instead of doing the normal thing of rescheduling it

>> No.51639970

>>51639789
>>51639834
Oh so she is actually doing the other fanbases too, hopefully she does all 7 of them. These are adorable.
I know these are imaginary scenarios but I really hope she has japanese tempura friends like this...

>> No.51639974

>>51639769
It really is
I remember watching one of his streams and thinking he was just using his l2d, but then he just randomly bowed his head and I was so confused

>> No.51639989

>>51639837
He said that as long as you don't tag it somewhere general fanart can be seen he doesn't care

>> No.51640002

>>51639837
pretty sure he gave the vesties the go signal to do whatever a long time ago, as long as it's in a place where they can't easily see it.

>> No.51640009

>>51639942
You fucking what

>> No.51640039
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>men talking about their masturbatory habits itt
is this the effect a Nowa stream has on the "straightbros"?

>> No.51640061

>>51640002
You just know he’s saved that one drawanon’s art to his computer

>> No.51640086
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i'd give this man the sloppiest wettest leg trembling hands desperately grabbing the sheets legs stretching out again and again waist slowly moving up and down small heavy breath "i can't take it much longer" breaths getting quicker twitching throbbing eyes shut lip biting back arching edging begging for relief warm hot rush bubbling up spit upon spit tongue twisting around tip-tapping against mouth sideways licking spit from the end and lick from the bottom to the top then spit from the top and lick to the bottom deepthroating mascara dripping down my face slower then faster then a little faster then perfect pace twisting mouth around each side spiritually enlightening chakra balancing golden light like a halo around the tip noise from the very edge of his throat for the final release head

>> No.51640087
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>>51640039
GOOD WORK VES

>> No.51640122

>>51640086
Haven’t seen you in months, thought you died

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51640146

>>51639624
>>51640061

>> No.51640150

>>51640061
vesmachischizo's?

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51640169

sobs

>> No.51640200
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51640200

I feel so much lust for Rio, is not even funny anymore. His eyes and voice...

>> No.51640205

>>51639650
I use both depending of who I'm interacting with, calling him Machi whenever I interact with jp fans and Flay with en fans

>> No.51640206

>>51640061
one hundred percent, hell he probably wishes his model looked more like the way she draws him

>> No.51640210

>>51640150
No, this one
>>51640146

>> No.51640215

>>51639789
>>51639834
This will be a cute series, i wonder wich of the tempura will be horny for Shinri

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>>51639624
>he wants to be sexualized
>Goes on to explain in great detail why its just a joke
(You) wanna sexualize him anon.

>> No.51640262

>>51640061
i was thinking more like he went through 4milks profile since shes insane and retweets her own porn to her main

>> No.51640269

>>51639772
feel exactly the same man. i hate long story game but his stream is the only one i can bear. if you don't mind my recommendation, please check this stream too! https://youtu.be/IccD6X9o92w and please please tell us more about what do you like about flayon

>> No.51640283

>>51640122
sorry, anon. it wasn't me, i just want the tradition to keep going o7

>> No.51640304

>>51640061
He definitely jacked off to 4milks art especially after the thumbnail

>> No.51640315

>>51640200
Its not wonder why he has a harem

>> No.51640335

>>51639837
I recall Flay saying he wasn't allowed to make one so maybe that's why Vesper doesn't have one too

>> No.51640367

>>51640086
O-ogey.

>> No.51640423

>>51640335
Did Flay say that because he wants the sexo pics of himself or him being kinda bothered by having spicy stuff on his normal art tag? I hope is not the first one.

>> No.51640429

>>51640335
Meanwhile, Shinri...

>> No.51640443
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51640443

https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en/status/1670506591895031808

>> No.51640483

>>51639769
It's probably the best HoloPro 3D model of them all, it's that well done.

>>51639943
https://twitter.com/honoboyg/status/1588863745425833986?s=20

This is the person who made his 3D, and they're a massive furry.

>> No.51640496

>>51640443
what's wrong with this perverted old man, exposing himself like that?

>> No.51640499

>>51640443
He came

>> No.51640507

>>51640335
dont shinri and magni have nsfw tags though

>> No.51640540

>>51640423
I don't recall exactly why. I know it isn't because people were putting it on his normal art tag(He doesn't get enough lewds for that to be a problem)
I think maybe someone asked him for one on stream and he said he was told not to make one.
>>51640429
And you remember how low key he did it? Probably decided it was worth taking the bonk from management

>> No.51640597

Rio talking about talking with Vesper on discord VC...

>> No.51640651

>>51640507
they aren't official. hakka, magni, vesper, flay, and shinri have unofficial ones

>> No.51640653

>>51639291
It is, but they will try to defend that behaviour or deflect. Just watch.

>> No.51640666

>>51640597
discord sex ToT

>> No.51640672

>>51640496
You just answered your own question, anon

>> No.51640702

>>51640443
Vesper could be back in an hour. Rub out a quick one in 10 minutes, blow again an hour later and double kenja time through the entire game.

>> No.51640714

>>51640651
only magni and shinri have unofficial tags

>> No.51640746

>>51640714
Hakka also has one. We went over this last time we shared the NSFW tags in here, do reps pls

>> No.51640745

>>51640443
i wanted to give him the benefit of doubt but he really does just have a humiliation fetish..

>> No.51640783

>>51640651
What are they?

>> No.51640833

>>51620538
This is the face Hakka makes when he sucks you off.

>> No.51640951

holy catalogfags

>> No.51641053

>>51640651
>vesper
if there is one then one of the artists are using it

>> No.51641060

>>51640833
ToT

>> No.51641126

Altare is cute gap moe danger but I want a proper aggressive dude in Tempus sigh

>> No.51641227

>>51640746
I had to double check because I thought Hakka's ended up being a joke but it's there I guess, very abandoned though

>> No.51641236

>>51641126
I don't think anyone would dare to be actually "aggressive" because fanbases would go on a hunt if they think someone is rude to their oshi.

>> No.51641238

>>51641126
Axel does not count?

>> No.51641262

>>51639942
your dick must have bruising everywhere what the fuck

>> No.51641271
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51641271

ueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i miiiiiisssssss hiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmmm

>> No.51641304
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51641304

Do you think Vesper actually rage fapped?

>> No.51641315

>>51641238
axel is so soft

>> No.51641327

>>51640951
>t.bunnymaimai

>> No.51641352

>>51641304
the same guy that jokes about ripping his dick off? doubt it

>> No.51641360

>>51641238
No, Axel's very much a good boy, he's just cheeky

>> No.51641364

>>51639646
/MANS/ Poster

>> No.51641424

>>51639769
Damn, didn't notice either at first....crazy.....

>> No.51641431

>>51639942
Dude any future partner you have is never going to be able to satisfy you unless you stick it in raw.. maybe not even then KEK

>> No.51641441

>>51641236
rust arc already proved it kek some fans are mad at altare for killing their oshi

>> No.51641451

>>51641304
Everything Nowa says should be taken as a bit, unless you wanna indulge your fantasies than take whatever he says REALLY seriously.

>> No.51641460

>>51641352
*insert leader ripping off his foreskin*

>> No.51641465

>>51641304
Nah

>> No.51641495

>>51641451
he really ain't all that funny huh

>> No.51641516

>>51641327
KEK

>> No.51641540

>>51639942
Wait, is not using lubricant really that uncommon? I also never used them

>> No.51641573

>>51641441
Stop making up things to get angry about

>> No.51641572
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51641572

Leader is coming back soon…I miss him so much

>> No.51641624

i suddenly have the urge to off myself idk why

>> No.51641643

>>51641238
>axel
>aggressive
unless you’re the weirdo that wants axel to eat them he’s not aggressive in the least. guy is a “brat tamer” that can’t tame shit

>> No.51641675
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51641675

/mans/ really is full of virgins, sasuga

>> No.51641753

>>51641675
/MANS/ might unironically be one of the lesst virgin boards on vt

>> No.51641765

>>51641540
Same, I also don't use lube typically. I also don't hold it with a 'grip', just lightly with my fingertips, so I don't think it counts as deathgrip.

>> No.51641801

>>51639834
Lol Momi

>> No.51641827

>>51641624
Post-nit clarity hitting nowa hard

>> No.51641897
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51641897

>>51641827
>Post-nit

>> No.51641901

kek I just realized Flay kept that 3 minute stream
https://youtu.be/WUgOV5jcJ34

>> No.51641926
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51641926

Veshakka stocks keep going up, invest now! https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1670513186158542848?s=20

>> No.51641945

>>51641901
based.
hate it when small streams are killed due to issues

>> No.51641950

Since we're about to die
>Your br/oshi
>Have you lost your virginity

>> No.51641969

>>51641304
if he does then good for him. he deserves it

>> No.51641976

>>51640429
Shinri was also told by management he wasn't allowed to have one. He was just too proud of himself for actually thinking of that one not to share.

>> No.51641984

>>51641950
>flay
>yes

>> No.51641990

>>51641950
>altare
>yes. i’m a slut like my oshi

>> No.51641995

>>51641950
>vesper/bettel
>yes if oral counts

>> No.51642014

Oh my god I forgot Hakka is playing Outer Wilds, this is gonna be so painful

>> No.51642029

>>51641950
>Altare
>___Yes

>> No.51642030

>>51641950
I hate soc survey posts

>> No.51642065

>>51641950
>Flay
>No Too afraid too...

>> No.51642080

>>51641950
Flayon and no

>> No.51642092

>>51641950
I love soc survey posts (when no one is streaming)

>> No.51642107

>>51641675
What, I have a large dick so I always assumed having a firm grip was normal.

>> No.51642114

>>51641950
>bettel
>surprisingly no... and I'm 24

>> No.51642116

>>51641950
>Axel
>No

>> No.51642136

>>51642107
sure you do anon

>> No.51642137

>>51641950
>flayon
>had the opportunity but now i'm committed to saving it for him

>> No.51642162

>>51641950
>Axel
>Yes but I cum too fast

>> No.51642174

>>51642080
>>51642065
you guys should

>> No.51642204

>>51642174
I'm not touching another human being

>> No.51642235

so there are bunch of virgin machiroons in this thread.
what happened to us...

>> No.51642242
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51642242

>>51641950
Vesper
I'm married.

>> No.51642249

>>51641950
Vesper
Wizard

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51642255

>>51641950
>almond
>lol

>> No.51642259

>>51642174
See, because there’s always a discord groomer like this

>> No.51642265

>>51641950
>vesper
>keeping my wizardhood like my broshi does

>> No.51642283

>>51641950
>Nowa
>yes and i know surprising

>> No.51642289

>>51642136
No reason to lie, it's small but thicc

>> No.51642290

>>51641950
>Altare
>Yes and after I did while in my late 20s I realized sex isn’t a big deal at all and I was way overthinking it

>> No.51642294

>>51641950
>Nowa
>yes (at 25)

>> No.51642296

>>51642235
Sex is for marriage, retard. As our cult leader has decreed.

>> No.51642312

>>51641950
>bettel
>no… ive never kissed either so.

>> No.51642319

>>51642174
I guarantee Ill end up kidnapped or in a ditch somewhere if I agreed to it

>> No.51642329

>>51641950
>Vesper
>too scared and pussied out with my ex

>> No.51642336

>>51642242
You didn't answer the question.

>> No.51642349

>>51641950
>Altare
>Yes , I went through a sex craze in my teens but now I haven't had sex since covid

>> No.51642353

>>51642137
you're never actually gonna fuck him, anon

>> No.51642374

>>51641950
>magni
> lost it to my fingers a hundred dozen times i guess

>> No.51642375

>>51642312
>>51642114 (it's me)
hey do you wanna date with me? we can watch bettel's stream together

>> No.51642379

>>51641950
>Axel
>no my virginity is reserved for Axel

>> No.51642386
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51642386

>>51641950
Magni
I never had sex nor I had my first kiss :')

>> No.51642406

>>51642353
NTA but s-shut up! there is chance for all the Machiroons who believe hard enough!!!

>> No.51642416

>>51641950
>magni
>i am a slut

>> No.51642429

>>51642386
Damn anon, just spend some bucks

>> No.51642450
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51642450

>>51642353
not with that attitude

>> No.51642473

hakkitos, koipanions doko i'm curious...

>> No.51642488

What the fuck is going on

>> No.51642492
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51642492

>>51642429
No anon, I am not like the magnite above you

>> No.51642516

>>51642375
can we cuddle while we watch him? if so im down <3

>> No.51642540

>>51642488
End of dead hours thread
people getting the degen out of their system thats all....

>> No.51642547

>>51641950
>Leader
>Yes

>> No.51642579

>>51641950
>bettel
>yes had to go through a slut phase to realize I don’t actually care about sex

>> No.51642587

all altventurers are whores

>> No.51642613

>>51642516
wood nice I can do it for you <3 finally someone is taking my virginity

>> No.51642623

>>51642587
No wonder they like altarebowl

>> No.51642634

>>51639473
vesper and altare BFF
why does magni hate vesper so much?

>> No.51642638

>>51642473
This is (Me) >>51642162 but you can consider it as a Koipanion too

>> No.51642640

>>51641950
>vesper
>yes but he broke my heart and ive sworn love off ever since

>> No.51642656

>>51642587
explains a lot honestly

>> No.51642659

>>51641950
>altare
>yes

>> No.51642668

>>51642294
oof, 5 more years and wizardhood would have been yours.

>> No.51642672

>>51641897
phoneposting and shaking with frustration on my third jobbed attempt to cook something for the guy who raised me, prease undastand

>> No.51642705

>>51642640
>Vesper
namefag...

>> No.51642709

>>51642638
lol aight, you can build stamina bro i believe in you!!

>> No.51642724

>>51642613
losing it to a fellow bettelion would be the best

>> No.51642742
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51642742

>>51642336
Yes. I love my thick autistic ojisan but I also love Vesper.

>> No.51642763

>>51642672
I am sure your dad would still appreciate it anon, donmai.

>> No.51642795

>>51641950
>Axel
>No, I don't have time and money for that

>> No.51642828

>>51642705
i fucked myself

>> No.51642863

>>51642795
>time and money
bro...

>> No.51642876

>>51642640
fitting namefagging, this is actually my rrat about him

>> No.51642917

>>51641950
>Hakka
>Sorry Hakka.... I'm the only rep right now and I'm a loser in everything except my virginity

>> No.51642926
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>>51642638
an axelotl being a premature shooter really fits

>> No.51642934

>>51642876
is it really a rrat if its reality..

>> No.51642971

>>51642926
Shut up! It's difficult

>> No.51642984

>>51641304
No the only way he can masturbate is with a dildo in his ass, his dick is useless

>> No.51642986

>>51641950
>Altare
>No, I haven't really met anyone I like that way and I figure it's not worth doing it just because

>> No.51643042

>>51642668
The flesh is weak.

>> No.51643089
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51643089

enough horny you fucks

>> No.51643112

>>51641950
Bettel
I have a body count of over 20... I only want to love Betsy from now on...

>> No.51643127

When's the next stream?

>> No.51643153

>>51643089
Y-yes! Hit me more.....
Happy Fathers day anon~~~

>> No.51643198

>>51642984
Some of this hornyposts really sounds exactly like what a anti would post.kek

>> No.51643224
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51643224

Will I ever have sex?

>> No.51643242

>>51643198
honestly not even an anti I think most vesties imagine this for him

>> No.51643245

>>51643198
Obviously, most of the vesties hornyposters on here are S

>> No.51643324

>>51643224
do you want to sex? I don't want it and even don't have any sex drives so I would just live like now until my death

>> No.51643360

>>51641950
Vesper. No.

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51643419

>>51643224

>> No.51643425

I MISS MY HUBAND I MISS MY HUSBAND I MISS MY HUSBAND I MISS MY HUSAND

>> No.51643439

>>51643224
Axel, what about rpr and Leo?

>> No.51643454

>>51642353
Nta but I'm going to get buff enough to rape Flayon. I'll even tape it for you anons. Trust and believe.

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51643497

>>51643419
Abayo

>> No.51643602

>>51643454
I'll load his house up like it's Home Alone your ass isn't getting near his

>> No.51643661

>>51643242
>most
Nah, its the same few that alway hornypost /here/ and its mostly fantasy i doubt they actually believe it.
>>51643245
More on the fujo side i would say, yumes not so much.

>> No.51643709

>>51643602
You can't fight fate.

>> No.51643790

>>51641950
>Magni
>No, don't plan on ever losing it

>> No.51643795

>>51643425
We're in the home stretch now we're gonna make it sis

>> No.51643820

>>51641950
>Kintama
>No and I don't really care to

>> No.51643893

>>51643454
I'm imagining this anon as a horny tomboy because the mental image makes me hard.

>> No.51643943

>>51643661
>More on the fujo side i would say, yumes not so much.
does vesper even have any yumes left?

>> No.51643962

Take this thread out of it’s misery

>> No.51644018
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51644018

I wanted to be the only virgin magmite in /MANS/...

>> No.51644044

>>51643943
>tako
>bunnymaimai
>that one vestie that posts about licking him while he screams (might be bunnymaimai)

>> No.51644048

>>51644018
that was never happening

>> No.51644084

>>51643245
Not true, I'm a vesoji therefore he's literally me, so my hornyposting is strictly M.

>> No.51644123

>>51644044
>sushi
>4milks (though shes also a magyume as well)
>most vesties that tend to draw porn of him
>that one vestie that drew him vomiting and pregnant

>> No.51644134

>>51643943
I have seen maybe one or two /here/ but the rest are usually just in his chat.

>> No.51644282

>>51640833
UOH

>> No.51644288

surely someone will drop a new schedule today, right?

>> No.51644326

>>51643943
he does they just dont come here anymore. theres a lot of them on twitter/his chat

>> No.51644378

Who has the most cursed fan works?

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