/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

She'd be a liar.

i would probably use her to get closer to mumei and gura

friend zoned....

Friend with benefit who does great ear-licking ASMR? Count me in.

>>51498050
i'm on team "it never mattered regardless", i'm a pretty parasocial person so i'd be the type of person to care about this, but unlike everyone else, I understand that fauna has no say in how I enjoy her content. If i want to watch her and pretend that she is my wife, that is my choice and fauna has no say in the matter... so OP sort of has a point, what exactly changed? because for me, this changed absolutely nothing

Imagine your oshi tries to give you advice that could fix your life for the better and you hate her for it. Sounds like the problem was you all along.

>>51498050
i would be more eager to support her, but i doesnt have to do with being her friend, she just shouldnt have said it at all

>>51498050
I send an SC asking who is her BEST friend (there is 1 (one) right answer here)

>>51499516
why would my oshi think my life isnt fufilling enough that it requires improvement?

>>51499516
>giving other people advice as if you’re better

>>51498050
Get bored of making /uuu/ schizo? Knew you would after a full week of samefagging kek

>>51499649
because you're here

>>51498050
She doesn’t want to see her fans as the kind of people that would think they are friends with someone they never spoke to. She expects more from them.

>>51499516
she is my oshi not my therapist

>>51498050
I would friend zone her. She is cool and all but I just don't think I am compatible with her in a romantic sense. That being said I want to have the hottest baby making sex with her but at the same time I just can't be in a relationship with a Canadian much less a Vegan.

Sorry Fauna.

>>51498050
Sex

>>51498050
I would do my fucking hardest to convince her to let me see one of her streams live, right in her room. Just curious really, and I don't think I'll fuck up, just wanna see her mannerism and having fun in front of the PC roru.

>Lets say, hypothetically, she wasn't an e-girl with a virtual avatar. What would change?

>>51500001
If you're asking an internet stranger to be friends, then yeah...

>>51505122
shes so based

>Announcer1: "OH MY GOD I've never seen a move like that before, the Madison goes wild!"
>Announcer2: "What's he doing now? He just pulled out a microphone!"
>Underfauna clears his throat
>Underfauna: "Good evening, my name is Mark William Calaway and there's something important I'd like to talk about tonight..."
>pulls a bunch of papers from his trench coat
>Underfauna: "This is my essay 'The influence of violent media on children and adolescents'. Page one..."

>>51498050
I would be able to watch her without thinking that I'm going to die alone

I would think there's at least some mutual respect and/or understanding of the culture happening. Otherwise what does she consider her viewers? She never mentioned which just tells me she either didn't think it through or realized what she said and avoided mentioning.

She broke Kayfabe, I thought Fauna was smarter than this.
We are losers watching vtubers for a simulation of female love/companionship, if we wanted to be berated (or given completely non-actionable "advice") we'd talk to our boss/parents.

>>51506352
>We
Stick to making /uuu/ schizo, you glow. Cmon, you didn't even last a week. Embarrassing.

I would DESTROY fauna by telling her no one can be nature using FACTS and LOGIC

>>51498050
We could hang out and talk about stuff, maybe she could help me move at some point (or vice versa). All the usual shit. Itd be fulfilling.

I would finally have a friend T_T

>>51499516
What part of life does it fix retard? Make someone richer, more fit? It just makes people not want to watch her because shes a stupid whore. This isnt a masterclass faggot

I wholeheartedly believe Fauna is actually someone who I was kind of friends with in High School.
I think she wanted to start a relationship and we exchanged emails but it never got further than that.

That means Saplings would have to reciprocate and listen to Faufau when she has a mood and wants to talk about sad things!
It also means we'd be stored in hammerspace and when Faufau is in danger she'd pull us out to take the hit, like Princess Peach does to Toad in Super Smash Bros!
>Faufau invites you over to smash
>this isn't smash...
>*gets stored in hammerspace*

>>51498050
I would get into watersports.

>>51498050
>friend
What, like IRL? I’m not getting friendzoned by some broad. Put out or fuck off.

she's already my friend, soulmate and wife and mother

>>51498050
Didn't like her in the first place. I knew there was something off about her all along. Damn, was I a prophet.

>>51514024
>>51500190
>>51506873

Let’s say, hypothetically, that Fauna is my only friend, but not my only friend, but a little glowing friend, but really not actually my friend?

>>51498050
We would be cucking 738K Saplings and counting.

>>51498050
the act of creating distance is inherently hostile. next time you are trying to build a dedicated community that pays you 20$ a month for being 'just an entertainer' maybe don't do that

>>51501066
>get to post about how great parasocial relationships are
>get to post about how great unicorns are
>get to post about how great GFE is
>get to make death threats against whores with boyfriends non-stop with no repercussions
This place is literally heaven

>>51511024
very gay pic

Attempt to become sex friends.

>>51499516
I, too, enjoy it when johnny depp gets up on stage and tells people they're retarded for enjoying his movies because those are fake and they should instead get a job and have sex, surely the deppheads appreciate that advice.

>>51501792
And I expect her to be entertaining instead of another comfytuber with no personality but we can't all get what we want so it's better to shut the fuck up and stop posting your normalfag copes about how if everyone just waged quietly your life would somehow be less pathetic than posting unsolicited self-help advice on a hobby imageboard.

>>51519641