/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I like this OP

PLAP

stinky

Is this guy shit talking Pippa?
https://youtu.be/Rx35syYfqnw?t=800

Dizzy cute, Dizzy love, so much love love love love love love love love love for my lovely Dizzy, I miss her so much

>>51496815
How many times are you gonna post this?

Airi... sex...

DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK
GET HYDRATED GET HYDRATED

I love Shiina!

>>51496815
He's right though.

rrat time!
>Fish tries to plap sheepy
>Pippa finds out and flies out and turns up at his door unannounced with one of her arisakas
>Fish bitches out
>Fish contacts xalabussy and instructs him to censor Pippa to get her to quit since it would look bad if he fired her
>Pippa cries on stream an you know the rest

Yeah I’m a Liker, a Lumi Liker

Skinny!
Neurotic!
Tomboyish!
Licentious!'
Geeky!
Obsessive!
Needy!
Sleep deprived!
Never parties!
Self loathing!
No appeal!
https://files.catbox.moe/jkchhw.mp4

>>51496815
wtf is that hair? Why does he only have half a beard?

>>51496931
Fishman is dating Lumi, though. She moved to the west coast so she could live with him.

>>51496931
I want to plap sheepy

>>51496987
What? But I thought the fish was breeding Dizzy.

>>51496815
>complaining about reading superchats
This guy is a /pcg/ plant

Pippa LOVE

>>51496987
AMWF is based and creates the focused kind of autist so I wouldn't even be mad.

>>51496766
Pippa does do streamprep. She did enough of that to a point where she can now coast. If she had her current output now as she did a year ago she would still be 3view.
Airi and Remi are both 3views.

>>51496987
Anon...fish is Asian and lumi is you know....a bit... unwelcoming

>>51497020
>>51496987
Fish"man" is a ftm crossdresser

>>51497020
Fishman is banging all of the talents but is also a virgin.

>>51497077
Getting pegged doesn't count

>>51497020
>>51496987
Pretty sure the fish is actually Uruka's fiance.

>>51496931
But Lisa is fat and Chinese only like skelly girls

I love this Panda

>>51497052
>Pippa does do streamprep
>wait shit I have a stream tonight... I heard there was some reddit drama but I havent looked into it at all, I'll just do a stream on that. Wait, I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about, let's phone a friend!
"Stream prep"

I miss Tenma...

>>51496931
You're forgetting he found that tweet from /here/

>>51497111
She's not fat, there's no fat vtubers sadly. Where's my fucking chubbytuber

>>51497007
those women I mentioned weren't trying to troon out

Fishman is the protagonist of Megami no Cafe and just wants to sell coffee, but the girls are even more crazy.

For me, it's Seething Femanon.

>>51497111
>Lisa is fat
Did you miss the valentine's day tweet?

Embrace Ember

>>51497161
>Where's my fucking chubbytuber
https://www.twitch.tv/kirsche

>>51496931
>newfags don't know about one of the funniest /pcg/ moments
Sad

>>51497109
Doesn't he have a wife?

Airi...

>>51497044
>>51497139

>>51497183
I love aunty Kirsche even though I'm nearly 10 years older than her

>>51497225
He is married and has two young kids, iirc.

>>51497242
It's all so tiresome

>>51497242
Wypipo food is disgusting

>>51496815
Can't believe I agree with a holojp idolfag

>>51497181
My mutually exclusive friend with benefits I never confess to cause that'd be cringe!

>>51497241
What about her?

>>51497183
Don't forget nyaruu

>>51497242
Someone please send this to Panko

>>51497247
Sakanationbros...
We're cucks...

>>51497242
whoever did this should be put to death

>>51496987
Lumi is dating fishman, xalabussy, her top donator, the doxxxer schizo, her discord groomers, and her new dog she adopted from San Francisco.
All at once.
She gets around.

>>51497297
I passed out during the skinwalking and now I get to watch her in the morning too.

>>51497297
sex...

>>51497360
And me, don't forget me!

>>51497373

>>51497344
It's just a noodle soup in a bread bowl but with dumb and gay presentation.

I didn't get to watch Jelly during my break today and my day is just slightly worse because of it.

>>51497360
They don't call her lemon whore for nothing.

>>51497360
You forgot to mention my dog

>>51497360
that dog? me.

>>51497109
If this was true bear would have already been to a vocal specialist

>>51497444
She fucked /pcg/'s dogs

>>51497183

>>51497183
I tune into her sometimes. It's a shame because she does her nails really well, but you can clearly see she's a larger women from her hands. She could be a lumi contender if she got that under control, but if she's happy so be it. I'm happy trusting lumi as is hopefully kirsche finds large success.

>>51497393
why is she so smug........

>>51497214
I had only been watching phase for like two weeks when that happened

>>51497247
Imagine the career day.

>>51497542
>She could be a lumi contender
I don't believe that you believe this.

>>51497542
>see from her hands
2/10, a single stream is enough to disprove

>>51497373
I want to fuck this dog. Does that make me white?

>>51497360
You forgot Albert Fwang

>>51497617
I do not sorry I won't lie. I just was trying to be a nice person because she has made me laugh. Lumi is my hand oshi.

Both of Lumi's parents are uni professoras right? kids of professors get free tuition at the university.

>>51497542
I don't care if she's huge. She's still funny

>>51496815
He has a point.
The problem is Pippa's audience is one of the most parasocial chuba fangroups so she kinda has to act like that or they go crazy, she doesn't want another Henry apeout.

>>51497247
Yeah, with Marine.

>>51497627
Only if you're female.

>>51497669
Wrong. You need a PhD to get that privilege and neither of them have a PhD.

>>51497168
>women living as a men to prove...
>not trying to troon out
Those are trannies. No matter what them bitches were trying to prove, a tranny is a tranny. Women who troon out turn are often short and turn weird-looking manlets. They try to be one of the bros and bang chicks but no one wants their phaloplasty dicks and no bros want to hang out with them.
Some women hate being stared at in the streets but as monstermen they get stared at for being freaks.

>>51497627
that's a bitch

Good morning /pcg/

Twerking funko pop!

Good morning /pcg/, I love Panko

>>51497739
Oh THAT'S why erina wants to seggs airi

>>51497790
I hate you, I wanna gooooooooooo

>>51497814
>erina
>white

>>51497768
a boss bitch

>>51497814
At last I truly see...

>>51497790
Wow so those couch background arts were custom made for Phase. I thought they just plastered their logos on them.

>>51497790
Fish has no chill

>>51497822
>California
You really fucking don't.

>>51497790
I'm starting to regret not driving 6 hours and risking being accosted by homeless people.

>>51497828
She's trying to use airi as an avenue to whitehood anon, try to keep up

>>51497790
they actually went through the trouble of remaking the phase connect apartment from one of the old promo pics?
the one on the left
i guess it's now official lore

>>51497712
lolwut? This place is easily the most parasocial part of Pippa's community and we regularly complain about her focusing too much on superchats or dogshit chat messages

>>51497907
newfriend...

>>51497907
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I MISS 10MA SO MUCH

>>51497866
But it looks so much fun, I'm going toy first ever con in a few weeks but it looks kind of mid compared to this

>>51497753
No you don't silly butt.

>>51497755
ok, but my pouint atill stands. women have it easier, they have it so much easier they can't even perceive it, and women who tries the man experience are literally left depressed scarred and suicidal.
men who troon out don't get the female easy mode boost unless they manage to become a media darling

>>51497393

>>51498005
>silly butt
Stop it

>>51497995
It's like going to a resort in Africa.
Sure the resort is nice but you're surrounded by this.

>>51497925
Every time someone criticizes Pippa, the yesmen dogpile on them. This happens in /pcg/ all the time but also on discord and the fruits.
Cappipalists are sensitive and have difficulty with introspection so they lash out without thinking. There are a lot of Henris in this community and if you're thinking
>there's no way I'm like that
then it's you. You do act like this.

>>51498068
>railing femanon's silly butt

>>51498052
That sign won’t stop me because I can’t read

>>51497790
Fishman I want that lumi stand. I'm not going across country to be there. I'm okay waiting a year for it to ship.

>>51498127
Im a cappipalist and im in your walls anon let me out

>>51498127
That's not true at all. People complain about bad react streams all the time and the male collabs caused like 2 weeks of bitching.

>>51498132
>unwashed crusty with old menstrual blood unshaven sweaty loose from dragon dildos femanon cooch

Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
Ain't no body that desperate.

>>51498121
Yeah, that is worse than Glasgow tbf

>Every time someone criticizes Pippa, the pipnigs dogpile on them. This happens in /pcg/ all the time but also on discord and the fruits.
>Pipnigs are sensitive and have difficulty with introspection so they lash out without thinking. There are a lot of Pipnigs in this community
ftfy

>>51498132
Femanon is not for lewd!

>tfw no country girl Nasa wife
why live?

>>51497790
why is the floor gross

Where are the streams

>>51498234
> >Every time someone criticizes Pippa, the pipnigs dogpile on them.
Me
> Pipnigs are sensitive and have difficulty with introspection so they lash out without thinking.
Also me

Lia seems like the kind of girl who wakes up early in the morning and starts absent mindedly riding your dick, and she's just brushing and fixing her hair and talking about work and nothing, and things are good but suddenly she starts talking about THAT BITCH and you know she's mad about it because her grip tightens and she starts moving faster, and you know you're playing with fire but ask her about it anyway, so now it's the only thing she's talking about and she just gets madder and tighter and starts riding you harder but you're in too deep, her day has been ruined and your day has been made and it becomes a toxic relationship cycle that she trained into your body and you don't know how to stop living like this. In minecraft.

I like Lia! only Lia! always Lia!!!

>>51497790
How do the people look? As bad as Cybersakura?

>>51498278
You should tell her this

ANON IF YOU GO TO OFFKAI AND ARENT A JELLY FAN COULD YOU GO TO JELLY AND TELL HER ANON LOVES HER

What time is the Gen1 panel?
Also do you think Lia is stinky today?

>>51498278
>and starts absent mindedly riding your dick
Never understood incels fantasizing about having sex with lesbians.

Are there any Phase girls with a vibe similar to Pomu?

>>51498381
Lia isn't a lesbian

HoloRefugee here. What's this rrat about Fishman wanting to fuck Marine I've been hearing about?

>>51498381
There are no lesbians outside gl manga

>>51498404
Pomu is Pomu. No Pomu in Phase Connect.

>>51498440
You got it wrong
Its me who wants to fuck Marine

>>51498440
Marine is his oshi. He said he would trade everyone in the company if it meant having Marine but that was a year ago. Now he's fixated in wanting to rape a filipino dog.

>>51498404
how should I know? ive never watched that ho

>>51498404
No, we don't allow talentless corporate apologists.

>>51498480
Get in line bucko. That fat ass is mine.
>>51498483
>Marine is his oshi. He said he would trade everyone in the company if it meant having Marine but that was a year ago.
Okay, that's funny.
>Now he's fixated in wanting to rape a filipino dog.
What the fuck.

>>51498373
>Also do you think Lia is stinky today?
Time to ruin/enhance this for you!
Lia's pilot likely showers, brushes, puts in her earrings, picks out a perfume and her finest dress before a stage performance because it makes her feel more "present" and "real" and "there".
>>51498404
>hag
>sorta toxic
>obsessed with idols
>big paypig magnet
>(ex)wagecuck
Airi!

Nikki!

>>51498556
>Pilot
Im going to find you and kill you, did you know that?

>>51498576
He didn't sell the Muumi one, I wonder if he'll sell this one.

>>51498404
Isn't she the girl who had the underage nudes leak?

>>51498545
He's talking about Phase Onahole Purin who Fishman keeps hit and running

so, are erina and airi really in a lesbian relationship with each other or is erina in a tragic one-sided down bad unrequited gay love

>>51498556
>pilot

I want to hold Nasa's dragon hands

fish needs to smuggle jelly, onahole and remi out of hell on earth

>>51498483
>Now he's fixated in wanting to rape a filipino dog.
Wemi?

>>51498483
>he would trade everyone in the company if it meant having Marine
To be fair, from a purely business standpoint, that's the correct move.

I wish all vtubers and phasechads in this thread a lovely weekend!

>>51498726
I want a handjob from Nasa’s dragon claws

>>51498218
anon that's gross

>>51498699
Its cringe ass yuri bait like Kiara and Calli
Or Kiara and Ame
why do they keep doing this to that girl

I love this Panda

I want to see as many photos of all the Phase Connect displays as possible today.

>>51498797
Arms too skinny

>>51498483
>>51498440
It's not a rrat. He wants to, He has not publicly said so, but he has shown us that he owns a quite modest collection of Marine merch. Also:
>The reason Phase Connect exists at all is because he wants it to grow big enough for him to somehow network himself into grooming Marine, currently impossible because the biggest talent is controversial.
>Currently impossible doesn't mean it won't happen.
>One of the new talents is actually based on Marine which is uh... What it is.
>>51498668
Also likely to fuck the flip dog.

I don't get it.

>>51498218
Im sure femanon showers at least once a week
no Dragon Dildos pls tho, cant handle another girll obsessed with dog cock

>>51498699
Everyone in gen2 wants to fuck airi but she's too dense

>>51498817
Don't worry Anon I will see them all in your stead. And then I will creampie your oshi in your honor too!

>>51498381
it's a work day and she hasn't had her coffee yet, don't read too hard into it.

>>51495508
Fishman survived the first two days of LOTB, day 3 starts in 25 bings

>>51498404
Airi, but she's on purpose more like Marine than anyone else.

>>51498008
>The average weak man can overpower rape and kill a healthy fit woman at any moment at any place, any time. Strangers may interfere or they may not, or she might be alone with him.
Women deal with nasty periods and other assorted bile
>The average man can leave his family and start a life of his own in a far away land.
>A woman is too weak to do the same without prior connections or gifted genetics.
>A woman must always depend on men to protect her and will always be weaker than the average weak man no matter how much she trains. A woman with a gun will lose most of the time to a man with a gun.
>A woman loses her beauty very fast (if she was ever beautiful at all) within a span of 10 years after 18 (30 years if Asian). At which point she is an uglier man and is treated like a pig unless she has money(then she becomes a Karen but only if she has money) or her husband does.
>The hag meme only works for vtubers where the vtuber model hides wrinkles. Not real hags.
>A woman must give birth before she loses the ability and goes post menopause. A man has a longer timeline to sire progeny, even if there is an increased risk of autistic sperm.
>Freezing eggs is a huge scam and those freezer companies often have "electrical malfunctions" and lose millions of eggs LOL.
>Finally, a woman must always keep abreast of her social situation as it is her social position that determines her survival. It is less so for a man. This further means that women are more tempted towards malignant social trends and sin and thus are more likely to find themselves in one of the many hells in the afterlife(or create a hell-on-earth situation), than men who are less social and have a greater ability to go against the crowd when the crowd makes bad decisions.

Life is in some ways harder for people who are more easily influenced and constantly manipulated into making bad decisions. Whether that be multi-level marketing mary kae avon schemes, or people pretending to be friends when they just want to fuck, or demons-in-human-flesh tempting people into hell. Again I assert that life as one of two genders for humans is not "harder" or easier than the other but different.

>>51498891
Why is he fighting Dr Manhattan?

>>51498008
>>51498900
Vtubers?

>>51498827
Good.

>>51498610
> you will never be able to buy a manager cutout, stalk your oshi, wait until they get into a streak of cancelling streams, and put the cutout in their window

>>51498556
You're consistently among the worst posters every thread

>>51498817
I want to see better shots of all the giant murals in the lobby

>>51498914
it's /lig/s fighter

>>51498843
I wish I were in there!

Offkai spy checking in, con is starting soon and we're waiting in line to be let in

>>51498900
meds

>>51498737
Probably Wemi and Jelly since Malaysia have a really high standard of living in SEAnigger standard. If Purin ever reincarnates as PC Gen 3, she'll probably be living like a King with her Phase Connect money. Same with Erina.

>>51498983
Look behind you. I’m back there.

>felling a bit down and sad
>Pippa sees you and smiles to herself
>Walks up to you
>"HEY! YOU BETTER CHEER UP OR I'LL BOX YOU GOOD!
>starts lightly jabbing at you
>"You can't fight back because I'm too cute!"
>Smile at her
>She smiles at you and gives you a big hug
>"It's ok, anon"

>>51498983
Make sure you compliment the shoes of every girl there. Also Lisa is on site so look out for girls with stitches on their lips/chins.

>>51498989
>King capitalized
WAAA DA BE DA BE DABEDABEDAAA DAAA

>>51498983
do NOT grope femanon

>>51498983
Please RAPE femanon for being a FILTHY CALIFORNIAN

I like this Panda

Do we have a reference sheet for Jelly?

Please say hi to da michi in offkai

>>51499130
I like that Panda.

>>51499148

>>51498900
Mucho texto.

>>51498983
How prominent is the phase connect stuff compared to say, idol, which is sponsoring the event I believe.

>>51499204
Scroll the thread idiot.

>>51499179
I'd like to do unsavory things to you...

>>51499204
Idol spent all their money on the watchalongs

>>51499204
Fishman pulled his dick out and effectively is stealing their thunder while being on a budget. Honestly, it wasn't that hard.

>>51499204
their floor spaces are the same size
phase is also a sponsor

Observation: Coffee Shop location is not accidental.

>>51499204
Some one pointed this out before, but fiishman kind of went Big Brain on this

Its Idol sponsored but PC is almost half the events and m&gs, with an after party both nights. Almost treating it like its their con

>>51499292
>phase is also a sponsor
They're not. Phase is renting booth space. Idol is sponsoring catering, music, chairs, tables, etc. IT's different. Otherwise every corpo is a sponsor.
Idol being THE sponsor means they get shoutouts. Phase doesn't.

>>51499337
>with an after party
That's going to be a lame party, better have enough corners for everyone to stand in

>>51498900
>Life is in some ways harder for people who are more easily influenced and constantly manipulated into making bad decisions
so, retarded, yes women are retarded in general
>take pics of feet
>publish on internet
>bask on simpbuck
women live on easy mode

>>51499361
>They're not.
>further partners and sponsors
>bro they're not a sponsor

>>51499337
>Jew vs. Chink
Who would win?

Any offkai streams?

>>51499427
which vtubers are on BART agency?

>>51498900
There's so many redditors crammed into the rat infested, unhealthy living conditions of this post that anon must be a landlord.

How it Started

>>51499361
>phase is not a sponsor
https://www.offkaiexpo.com/sponsors/

>>51499427
>Gamer supps
I will not drink your cancer juice, fuck off already

>>51499460
BART is the public transit in the area, they're a sponsor. https://www.bart.gov/system-map

>>51499330
>in cosplay/photo zone
>maximizing potential for guerilla marketing via social media influencers
>don't have to pay any of them
clever fish...

>>51499494
>trains

>>51499494
They better put Pippa on a train

>>51499439
The second one wins by atrittion.

>>51499478
How it's going

>>51499427
>Idol being THE sponsor
>posts a pic proving my point
>Phase lumped in with every other agency participating
Do you even read?

>>51499439
More like who do you trust? I side with the fish people of Phase, they are transparent about what they want at least.

>>51499460
Bart, Milhouse, Homer, Moe, and Sneed.

>>51499529
What's wrong with trains, are you a french?

>>51499562
No, I just mean who could out-jew the other more.

>>51499553
>bro they're not a sponsor, that's why they're listed among the sponsors

>>51499585
i don't feel like getting yelled at or stabbed

>>51499552
It looks so comfy, I still wish I could go, even tho people said not to because California

>>51499460
>>51499494
also https://www.bart.gov/news/anime
just mascot characters though, not an actual vtuber like pam

>>51499529
its prob something where your transit tickets are included with the con ticket for the weekend

>VIRTUAL youtubers
>holding an event IRL with them

What's the point of this bullshit actually?

>>51499612
The blood hell kind of trains are you riding, lad?

>>51499623
i mean it looks like a nice hotel. kinda like resorts in mexico, if you just stay there and don't leave hotel property you'll probably be fine. the scarier part is the airport if you're flying in.

>>51499439
Side with PC. My schizo sense is tingling, Idol feels like some WEF front or some other big money BS. Which is not good in the long run for VTubers.
I'm not joking, their endgoal might be some globohomo bullcrap like dethroning the Holos or just causing other corpos to fall using methods.

>>51499481
Drink the yummy liquid, anon.

>>51499472
Not an argument
>>51499393
Pippa spent an entire year working footfags into a frenzy over that. Didn't happen overnight.
Ame Braptuber tried to do the same with her braps and failed.
If Pippa had a brap fetish instead of a footfetish, she would have done brap at 100k and the result would have still been the same.

>>51499553
?

>>51499552
>>51499478
incredible. pippa, lia, tenma, uruka have to be blown away to see what they have started turn into something like this for a con

>>51499661
it's just a way to get fat smelly weeaboos to go outside and spend money once a year

>>51499274
They really did give Kirsche the 6 million...

>>51499639
God PNW people wish they were japan so much but they wont admit the demographic challenge they have with that

>>51499661
At first it was to make your discount hololols feel like real idols but now its about rubbing shoulders with rich paypigs who will fly out to meet you.

>>51499661
You don't understand the concept of fan meet and greets? Yes, the virtual aspect makes the whole thing a bit more cumbersome than it would otherwise be, but that doesn't change that the concept is sound.

>>51499725
prop up the hospitality industry in SF for a little bit longer before the city is drowned in human feces

>>51499661
>meet other fans
>watch a live performance with other fans
>buy merch without 14 month shipping time

>>51499769
The meet and greet part is still retarded. Driving out to see a concert makes sense.

>>51499751
SF isn't PNW are you literally retarded?

>>51499623
>>51497995
Just ask yourself why people are telling you not to go.

>>51499666
I hate flying and have never left Europe other than going to borth Africa a few times, but they aren't going to come to a UK con so I'm probably going to have to get over that and plan to next year

What time is the Gen1 Panel?
What time are the Pippa, Lia, Rie Shiina 3D's?

>>51497978
Don't worry, her replacement is being trained.

Idol is THE sponsor yet has a tiny ass booth. Money can't buy everything, Phase is just better, keep seething

Schedule.
Can't find 3d showcase, so it's probably only on Wonderverse channel.

>>51499877
Did you try googling "offkai expo schedule"?

>>51499848
Good point I suppose

>>51499661
Written stories are even less real than vtubers and people have cons for them.

>>51499848
It's like going to South Africa to see the Jungle and the animals. Just avoid the niggers and you gucci.

>>51499892
Lumi made Fishman reject Sleepy

>>51499844
What else am I gonna call North Cal to Vancover that share this mentality retard

Phase might have completely taken over the hotel, but how many dead YT subs and meme aluminum playbuttons will it get them?
Idol will win.

>>51499795
>meet other fans

Do you really want to meet other fans irl?

>>51499877
on the website

>>51499953
Nah, that's just a rrat. She never wanted it.

>>51499877
>>51499901
Here's the 3D. It's fucking unbelievable that management has been so shit at promoting this. From what I've seen only Rie tweeted it and Shiina retweeted her. Fish didn't even mention the link on Twitter or discord. Fucking embarrassing on management's end https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SBJg4vjajbw&feature=youtu.be

wem

I like Iori's streams.

>>51499992
>he doesn't want to meet the Xalabussy

>>51499992
Yeah, it's fun :D

>>51499992
A nonzero number of the fans are females. Lia and Nyaru are the type of girls who go to these things.

https://www.youtube.com/live/P94FkPMsdIQ
WEMI IN 10

>>51499689
cope. brap is too niche of a fetish

>>51499992
If your social circle is healthy enough you can genuinely afford to be choosy you probably won't be watching vtubers for long enough to know who non-Holo vtubers are.

>>51499997
>that's just a rrat
First time hearing this.

>>51500014
they need all the talents to tweet this stuff out. be supportive of each other!

Alright fuckers which one am I stealing for you

>>51500055
>Lia
Sure its fun watching one of them on TV but do I really want to put my dick inside that?
Like sure if it's right in front of me my instincts compel me to but while I far away in the safety of my own home I can use my brain and say it's not worth it.

>>51499997
I was joking, anon. I didn't know there were retards spreading that as a rrat.

>>51499661
Someone must not have any friends
It's about meeting people that have similar interests to you, buying exclusive merch and having a good time you can't anywhere else

>>51499661
2-3view indies go to hunt for a sugar daddy.
groomers go to get discord kittens.
incels like you go to buy cheap chinese trash.

There's something for everyone.

>>51500158
I want the giant Lia on the left. Please anon I know you're stronger enough to lift it for me!

>>51500159
That's why you do it at a con, idiot. When the con is over you never see her again and she doesn't know where you live.

>>51499460
Ember's ex-girlfriend

>>51500169
>YOU MASTURBATE TO PIPKIN PIPPA
>THAT'S AMAZING I MASTURBATE TO KANEKO LUMI
>LET'S WRESTLE EACH OTHER IN THE PARKING LOT
A totally real conversation that 2 Phase fans had in a FlaVR podcast.

>>51500158
Why is the fake black Pippa there?

>>51499992
I'd love to hang out with my fellow Pankophiles.

>>51500158
Muumi is hidden somewhere, find her and take her home.

>>51500158
Why do some of the cut-outs use their model but others use the key illustration? I'm fairly sure most of them have one and I know for a fact that Pippa does for her new outfit.

>>51500159
Lia would probably be a pretty good gf desu, she's very sweet

>>51500141
If they had any fucking sense Fish would tell everyone to tweet the links for it

>>51500258
>YOU LIKE LIA
>I LIKE LIA
>LETS HAVE GAY SEX IN THE BATHROOMS
A conversation that will definitely happen during the con.

>>51499661
Events and cons are for the fans anon

>>51500289
Wow, I love taking my mentally deranged girlfriend to the mental clinic twice weekly and wrestling knives away from her!

>>51500302
It did, remember the genji incident

>Offkai requires masking
God I almost forgot
Prob for the best, guards against the smellls

>>51499552
>1 year ago today I thought Lia was surely graduation material
>now there is a big mural of her in the lobby that is dominated by Phase and she is making her 3D debut at a con
I am so fucking glad she stuck around.

>>51500328
Been there, done that, it's not worth it. Getting the 3AM, "my dog ate my pills and if you don't take me to the vet right now I'm gonna kill myself" call is fucking awful.

>>51500367
Lia is an inspiration to crazy bitches everywhere.

>>51500159
>>51500289
Lia is some of the best GF material out there when medicated, she's weird enough to not judge so long as you don't ask her for footstuff.

>>51500350
might as well go with a full respirator desu

>>51500302
This time it'll be a Liker and a Bito

>>51500350
Ineffective masking being enforced in 2023 when the world has moved on seems weird but ok.

>>51500415
Catch me rolling at OffKai in my Ironmouse cosplay

>>51500350
>>51500426
It means some of the talents will be there in masks and nobody will suspect them.

What's the best stream for festivities??
I'm looking at the upcoming section on the Phase site, but none look very promising.

>>51500426
Commiefornia pls understand

>>51500447
kek

anyone who has the ability one way or the other, please support da michi so she isn't bored during her meet n greet slot

>>51500418
>a Bito
I don't think there are that many Bitos man
But there will be a lot of Urukafans. Urukafans are like an upper echelon of fans that form Sakana's personal intern-staff.
It will be an Urukultist pretending to be a Bito.

>>51500461
>>51500014

>>51500350
>requires masking
What for? Surely there's no Wuhan sniffle still in the US of A greatest country in the world with the best medical professionals!

>>51496952
I better see videos of someone doing the Lumi dance at offkai

>>51500489
there isn't, it's a gook thing and a libshit virtue signal

>>51500386
>having sex with an actual woman
>not worth it

>>51500328
>wrestling the knife away from her and correcting her right there on the ground
>cum activates her dopamine/whatever so shes less reliant on her antidepressants
>>51500386
reasonable response
>>51500426
My local big con was still requiring masking AND vaxx proof a month or two ago

One day I'll go to one of these cons... Just make sure you guys shower alright?

I will plap you.
I will plap plap plap you, Pippa.
I WILL PLAP YOU.

>>51500418
>Bito
People still watch whatshername?

>>51500447
I need to get me a sheep cosplay in case it ever comes to my coast.

This weekend feels like WrestleMania for vtubers.

>>51500487
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SBJg4vjajbw&feature=youtu.be
Ok, I already had that one. Thanks anyways.

>>51500559
More like FuckFest, your oshi will be dominated by some male vtuber fuck. It's a sad weekend for simps.

>>51500204
I will become Sleepy’s sugar daddy. God knows the poor girl needs one with her narcolepsy.

phase connect hurry up and go to a con that is in my county so I don't have to travel more than an hour

>>51500622
Please masturbate before posting.

>>51500627
is that actually what she meds for and her name is just playing off it or is it unrelated?

>>51500413
>not judge so long as you don't ask her for footstuff.
Or anal

>>51500666
I always browse the thread and post while masturbating. I wouldn't want you guys to feel left out!

>>51500447
Ayo are you already here? I saw a femoid in a iron mouse cosplay already

>>51500666
Just stating the facts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P94FkPMsdIQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P94FkPMsdIQ
Wemi is making a Phase Connect school AU! Stream starting soon.

>>51500700
Checked

>>51500530
Why? How close are you planning on

>>51500521
While I can't deny the crazy girls are great in bed you have to remember the vast majority of your time in a relationship is not spent fucking. My times with mentally stable girls have been much better.

>>51500700
dubbies

https://twitter.com/PhaseConnect/status/1669736591210708993
Official PC schedule

>>51500688
That wasn't me. I'm a hairy 250 lb black man. We can meet by the Lia mural and kiss if you want.

>>51500676
Literally where the name comes from.

>>51500676
She has narcolepsy.

>>51500622
Why are you a cuckold?

>>51500731
MUUMI!!!

>>51500700
Checked & factual

I wonder if we'll actually get reports of a crying Airi, or if she'll be able to grow and become braver.

>>51500700
digits confirm

>>51500676
She's a total narc, yeah.

>>51500731
OMG I can't believe the Phase Connect read /our/ posts and made a schedule they are litterally /here/

>>51500712
You don't need to get close to smell gamer stench... Walk into any board game/card shop and you'll smell it immediately.

>>51500622
Keep seething.

If two lia likers hook up, will they send Lia the pics?

please say hi to iori too

>>51500676
>>51500750
>>51500753
Has she feel asleep on-stream before?, curious about that.

>>51500750
>>51500753
well that's sad, narcolepsy is horrible
sleepy love...

I miss Wemi
UUUUUUUUU

>>51500809
Plz be bitos

>>51500700
>>51500622
https://files.catbox.moe/pqj040.mp4

>>51500824
She's live RIGHT NOW anon!

>>51500731
>phase connect party room
I'll bring the vape juice!

>>51500809
>Only 1 pair of porcelain white thighs
Disgusting.

>>51500809
Put some tights on you slags

>>51500755
It's only a matter of time really some fold quicker than others but none will fold for their simps and supporters, only for other vtubers or content creators. Why not face this harsh reality together?

>>51500820
a couple times, but it happens rarely.

>>51500809
What is it with American women and gay British dudes?

>>51500809
those some ugly ass feets

>>51500841
I don't have a cuck fantasy, it is heartbreaking. That's why I try not to get too invested.

>>51500809
funny how the cropped out their cocks

>>51500914
Chinkmericans want their wombs colonized by British cock again. Simple as.

michiru sex

>>51500622
Sad but true

>>51500988
Da michi is asexual

>>51501013
michiru rape

>>51500899
Go back to /r9k/

Okay you go to the meet and greet...then what? What do people talk about?

>>51501027
Mich would clobber you, nigger.

>>51501044
/vt/ is the new /r9k/

>>51500988
Just look at her face

Phase friend Leonard Susskind is on the telly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLOHdW7dLug

[Wemi news] She will be streaming her robot tour of Offkai.

>>51501051
Gosh, I hope so.

>>51501054
You get 1 minute to take a selfie and grab the merch, 30$ for a 1 minute long time slot

>>51500914
they cant tell the difference from them and regular British dudes

>>51501077
shut up faggot science isnt real

>>51501054
Tell them you're dying of cancer, then say LETS FUCKING GOOOO

Sexually harass and grope femanon until she cries

>>51501027
quite literally impossible

>>51501010
It's a big club and we ain't in it. Just like every streamer event you're not invited to their after party. There are the cool kids and the losers.

>>51501044
Have some pride and dignity.

>>51501108
>implying she wouldnt like it

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

>>51501134
I just noticed the pubes

>>51501162

>>51501162
Shamefur dispray

>>51501148
Just now?

>>51501096
I resent that but can't argue against it

>>51501113
>It's a big club and we ain't in it. Just like every streamer event you're not invited to their after party. There are the cool kids and the losers.
This much is true. I spent a little time behind the scenes of a niche internet micro-celebrity and everyone is just trying to leech or fuck one another, and using each other as stepping stones.

>>51500731
I MISS MUUMI UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>51501162
keep trying bud i beliebe in u

>>51499656
Bay area resident here. BART isn't giving out free train tickets (everyone hops the fare gates anyway) but they might have a booth to give out keychains of their train girls.

harder miss dokuro!

Anon seethes so much they can legally identify as a female.

>>51501303
>Bay area resident
I'm sorry for you anon

>>51501265
>Last year everyone was invited to the Vshojo afterparty except Phase who had to make their own afterparty with dying Tsunderia
>This year they are the ones throwing the big afterparty

>>51499160
I will challenge her to a duel and lose after 200 attempts

I wanna spit on wemi

Is Lia there? Or did someone else take that picture?