/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Pippa love~!

Go to sleep silly rabbit.

da michi after having to wake up at 3:30 AM for offkai

>>51488719
Holy fuck Lumi is such a whore. Literally a sign you'd see in a red light district, not an convention.

>>51488719
I want to marry Tenma.

>>51488790
Yeah she's my whore.

>>51488749
This image isn't good enough to be a ritual post fellas. At least mix it up with that old "fucked my cousin to that Pippa VOD" screenshot

i am offering a bounty for pictures of muumi and kuki in the con

>>51488779
Will she play BlueProtocol?

I want to pull her cute fingers backwards until they break and she lets out a high pitched scream

Skinny!
Neurotic!
Tomboyish!
Licentious!'
Geeky!
Obsessive!
Needy!
Sleep deprived!
Never parties!
Self loathing!
No appeal!
https://files.catbox.moe/jkchhw.mp4

>>51488790
Ok Lumi.

>>51488779
Why even invite her there when she has basically 0 EN fans? I don't get it

I like Lia! only Lia! Always Lia!
Good luck today Lia!!!!

Males of pcg, when you poop, how do you avoid getting your balls dirty? Do you wrap it in toilet paper or just let it get dirty and wipe it off?

>>51488719
Lumi's sign looks bad. Look at Lia's sign: the middle 'after-image' is lower opacity and has more saturated colors (you can see it very clearly on the legs). Now look at Lumi's body in the middle after-image and it is fully opaque like the first image instead.

I also like Lia!

Haha wouldn't it be crazy if Erina was into bodyswap haha

>>51488917
Have you tried sitting?

>>51488917
Unless you're shitting in the upside down sucking-your-own dick position on the toilet, I don't see how shit would even get near your balls.

>>51488917
Uruka posts here?

>>51488917
I put my dick and balls on the toilet seat so i can avoid situations like that

>>51488917
How would your balls get dirty while pooping?

>>51482926
when are you stopping him

>>51488917
They don't wrap around to under your ass wtf

tenmas not dead you motherfuckers

>>51488922
Yes Lumi, your sign is sooo bad.

>>51488997
Then how come she didnt stream yesterday?

>Read Jelly's info
>She's just a human girl
>Got Psyop'd into believing she's an alien princess
I'M GOING TO JOIL /PCG/ WOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

I am excited for the 3D today bros. I hope Lia and Hime especially have fun. 3D debut is a fun. 3D debut at an actual con is double fun!
Days like today are meant to be remembered

>>51488922
t. Lumi

When is Offkai stuff happening. Do I have time to sleep or am I up all night drinking?

>>51488956
She's into that?, WHAT?!?!?!

>>51488719
I want to cum in pippa's bum

>>51488922
Thank you sign autist, very cool. They're sort of doing it with the middle part of the hair, but I don't know why they didn't apply it to the whole image like with Lia.

>>51488989
I'm hoping Lia will have her hormonal balance and metabolism fixed by having to take care of an infant.

>>51488997
I TOLD YOU ALL TO GIVE HER YOUR HEARTS, YOU DID NOT LISTEN, NOW SHE'S DEAD!

>>51488875
>>51489020
>>51489055
she's asleep at this time, do your stalker reps

>>51488956
>He lacks the critical information.

Will Pippa ever play Wow again? I havent touched it since her last stream but i still pay for the subscription...

Embrace Ember

>>51488879
>Why even invite her there when she has basically 0 EN fans? I don't get it
Same reason Hime's getting 3D or Nasa got an orison bankrolled as the first-ever Phasemem -- Fish giving you things is a matter of you convincing him you'll be available to see the task to completion successfully. He gives certain favors to those who're ahead but unlike most corpos it's not a hard numbers game where you have to "earn" your way into certain milestones.

What is the most popular ship inside Phase Connect? Is it still Lia x Uruka?

>>51489143
My mutually exclusive friend with benefits I never confess to cause that'd be cringe!

>>51488943
Good post

>>51489129
Probably not and it's easy enough to renew. Cancel that shit.

>>51489129
no she only plays with my cock these days

>>51489163
There is only one ship in Phase tho

>>51489129
oh anon why are you so stupid

I love Shiina!

Is Pippa the only human being that still cares about overwatch 2

>>51489048
wait in line

>>51489163
Define popular.
Given the amount they have off collabed and actually met and not just uwu discord frens that the trio of Lia, Uruka and Airi are the closest ship.
They are the party posse. They are always off collabing with each other and other girls who visit close to their area

>>51489208
yeah, mine

>>51489233
'Cares' how? I think she 'cares' about it the way Bdobbinsftw 'cares' about old CoD entries or Bluedrake cares about Tarkov, i.e raging about it makes for content and she's not mature enough to let it go.

>>51488917
I hold them in my hand.

Are they streaming the show here or is it going to be on Twitch? The time to start doesn't seem right
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SBJg4vjajbw&feature=youtu.be

>>51489298
Who? What? The fuck are you talking about?

>>51489163
bismark

>>51489174
Fuck you anon, I was in a situation like that, planned to confess but COVID got her a month earlier, couldn't even get to her deathbed and confess before her time was up because quarantine measures
She introduced me to PC.

>>51489298
you are correct but you should kick stool for that file

>>51489253
Airi and Lia remind me a bit of myself and my far older (I only realized just how much older recently by the fact he's turning 40 in July) friend. I was always sort of the more up in my head of us two while well into his late 20s he acted like an exuberant teen. I think that's what makes it work

>>51489316
its gonna be on chaturbate

>>51489347
Send that in a superchat to her.

>>51489347
PCG MY CRUSH DIED BEFORE I COULD CONFESS MY LIFE IS A CHEAP DRAMA STORY LETS GOOOOOOO

>>51489347
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>51482532
PLS HALP

>>51489384
>>51489391
>>51489401
Holy shit, Jesus christ KEK

>>51488917
huh your balls would have to be mega saggy for this to even be an issue

>>51489482
Graduate

>>51489316
https://www.twitch.tv/offkaiexpo

>>51489347
Covid is not real.

>>51488917
I avoid it by not being a degenerate who wipes sitting down.

>>51489316
Wondervers stage is all being streamed on YT at the link you provided yeah

>>51489391
It's actually even worse for that retard.
He didn't even get the dramatic confession before death
nigga failed at soap opera 101

>>51489443
I can't help with something I don't have
Don't know why she'd get rid of them either

link to Lia's anniversary kudoboard if any of you bros want to send her a message

https://www.kudoboard.com/boards/JzRdsLzN

I love this Panda

>>51489649
send her my cum

I find it funny how the first gen early promo has Lia as the front runner of the group.
Then the second gen seemingly has no front runner because fishman learned hard from Lia's situation.
Then Invaders has also no front runner but the spot is contested by accident by both Lumi and Dizzy.

>>51489629
>Don't know why she'd get rid of them either
My oshi is very neurotic please understand.
I feel this is one of the semi-hidden reason she prefers Twitch; It lets her rest easier to know the VOD will be goners after a while and she won't have to think about cringe stuff she might've done forever. She has a VOD channel now but she fought it for years.

Is there a stream clip of Lia dancing to Dragula?

>>51488719
Cute feet

>>51489737
Your thought process is both over and undercooked -- Ashelia's got the front spot because her model was the only pregen. Gentoo & Tsunvaders have no frontrunners because they're full-custom and thus aren't Fish's babies.

>>51489737
What went wrong with Lia?

>>51489739
It's not semi-hidden, she's straight up said the fleetingness of it is one of the reasons she prefers twitch
Not that it matters all that much when someone's archiving them anyway but still

>>51489840
she got pregnant

>>51489739
lol she's a twitch streamer that doesn't use the highlights feature? Why? There's tons of streamers with years of VODs up. Literally what reason is there to not use it

>>51489840
>What went wrong with Lia?
She's a genetic mess and cannot function without medication. That basically dumpstered the first 10 months of her career and netted her a fanbase tha t is notoriously too dysfunctional to throw substantial amounts of cash at her because chat reflects streamer always.

>>51489899
She used it for the redebut subathon

>>51489952
yeah sad she killed herself

>>51489952
>She's a genetic mess and cannot function without medication.
How the hell did Fishman not manage to get a glimpse of this?, I find it borderline impossible for her to have not sperged through the screenings.

>>51490050
DYRBI?

>>51490070
What a way to show you don't watch Lia at all.
She can take a lot of regular stress unless you are directly being mean to her.

post your favorite woman moment

>>51489840
Ashelia was designed by and directed by Sakana himself.
She was meant to be the big tittied seiso bimbo MC who played minecraft, vidya and donobaited.
Lia tried to play that part, but unfortunately Lia isn't that girl. She was miscast.

There is a reason why Pippa was offered Ashelia first and turned it down. It's largely because it was the only role that came with built in parameters that Sakana wanted.

Thankfully, Lia was allowed to evolve and be herself. While her titties shrunk, everything else about Lia grew considerably and she became awesome.

>post
Rude.
>>51490070
She got the default model because she was the 11th hour addition seat filler promoted to frontliner because of fish ego regarding that model and fish likely saw something in her that might've eventually bloomed into something.
That it did was sort of the right mix of chance, management and raw effort.
>>51489840
https://youtu.be/txSJn9MS59U
Also found the clip of that. I mixed it up a bit. She was medicated when she applied *then* went off it and burned down.

>>51488917
Cute femanon post

>>51488917
>squat on the flush toilet
>dump it all
>flushed it
>use the bidet to wash your bum for a bit
>then squat on the floor
>wash your bum, cock, and balls with water and soap
>it's clean
>dry it using the towel because it's already clean anyway
>finished

>>51490288
Kirsche and Pippa get along because Pippa is a version of he mom that wasn't quite as horrible.

>>51490403
Lia was the 2nd or 3rd EN hired in Phase connect. Pippa was first, then it was Tenma or Lia, and then Uruka came after them.
She was not an 11th hour hire at all.
Watch streams.

>>51488879
Have you watched Michi's recent streams? There's a decent number of EN viewers in chat trying to practice their Nipponese.
Michi and Nasa also have a dedicated EN clipper now:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ku2AdJ1LbMw

>>51490525
Yeah, he posts here. Bless subanon.

51488879
>michi
>0 en fans
if i was a burger living the dream, i'd buy out all the tickets for da michi

>>51488917
The male perineum separates our genitals from our assholes. It isn't like in your yaois, seething femanon.

>>51490525
Animal friend is one of the best of us.

>>51490584
meant for >>51488879

>>51490518
NTA, but I think this notion of Lia being an 11th hour hire comes from that one Twitter screenshot that revealed she was pretty close to becoming Amaris Yuri before accepting Fishman's offer.

>>51490336
Sakana's #1 trait is that he listens to his talents.
In any other agency small or big, Lia's pleas to change would've been ignored and she would've graduated

>>51490336
>She was meant to be the big tittied seiso bimbo MC who played minecraft, vidya and donobaited.
Wait, isnt' that technically just Airi and Dizzy right now?

>>51490336
I don't think any of the 1st Gen girls fitted that description anyways.

>>51490863
Yes.
The fish sends his regards.

>>51489129
Will Pippa ever do [this] again.
No. She will leave it untouched and moldy for a year. Then the moment you cancel she will play it once more then never again. She does this every time and idiots keep falling for it.

>>51490808
>Sakana: Listens.
>Aviel: Throw money at the problem till it gets fixed.
What are the special traits of the other Phase Friends CEO's?

>>51490863
Airi yeah, Dizzy no

>>51490966
Jews aren't friends

>>51490336
lolno
Fish wanted Airi to Marine

>>51490863
>None of them play Minecraft anymore
KEK

>>51489629
>I can't help with something I don't have
It was a nice short. Sad its gone.
>>51489739
>My oshi is very neurotic
No surprises there.

>>51491006
The OP contradicts your statement.

>>51490966
Takumi: Yatch.
>>51489737
Pippa was always going to be the frontrunner but she shoved the responsibility onto younger Lia. We've been over this newfag.

>>51491061
Takumi ain't a Phasefren

When are we getting the secret toggle?

>>51490863
Gentoo is overall a whole lot closer to what he wanted for Phase, yes. Advantage of having a bigger audience means you can recruit a lot more of the standard vtuber interest pool.
Invaders feels like a slight course correction cause they're all more unapologetically weird again. Even ember.

>>51491110
lol
lmao

>>51490808
that bitch better be grateful

>>51491110
>panko showes irl toes way before the secret toggle
what a slut my slut

>>51491091
Tenma collabed with the NijiID a year before he graduated while he was still part of Niji so yes they are. and sayu replies to sakana's tweets on twitter

>>51491013
TBF, Dizzy kinda does. Even the way she talks is somewhat reminiscent. Not close in tone of course. But you can feel that weird thing behind the voice. That spark of "I go from stupid to mommy in a sec".

>>51491150
I don't see it, only Dizzy is really "weird"

>>51491174
That's why she has not graduated, also why everyone else hasn't too.

>>51490966
>What are the special traits of the other Phase Friends CEO's?
Prism: Still existing.
Tsunderia: Being a worse version of Prism's CEO
Akio: Being out of the way.
Kawaii: IIRC Kawaii started out as sort of a support network type quasi-indie circle but they had a semi-hostile takeover when they realized how much work it had. I'd say their defininig feature is being incredibly crafty in terms of content and incentive direction. The script the Kawaii HQ writes seems to be done with very active input from the talents but a high degree of enforcement which causes something that feels almost as deluxe (albeit not for me) as HoloJP's older gens in terms of keeping all the edge and unpleasantness off while being (unlike prism) highly personable.

>>51491230
Ember is pretty much a seething femanon and Jelly is a sadgirl

>>51490808
Either that or Fishman's ego pushed him to oblige and not let her go.

>>51489739
>she fought it for years
I 'member her horrible posts arguing against her duty of archiving VODs. Some people will fight tooth and nail to sabotage themselves to protect their neuroses.

>>51491337
>Ember is a seething femanon
Can she even cause any harm?
What is she going to do?, run me over?

>>51489899
She hates herself.

>>51491174
She is. You can tell that she very much is.
>>51491230
Jelly is radioactive levels of menhera and autistic enough to play Minecraft like a man.

>>51489163
Yeah Ikea was the biggest ship last year. Phase doesn't ship much anymore.

>>51490808
I believe it is more of a "personal challenge" from Sakana's POV.
>"How long can I keep them from graduating?"
Even I would take some hardcore pride on that, specially for a small corpo.

>>51491461
>doesn't ship much anymore
They don't ship merch either.

>>51491230
Dizzy just got overworked till the point her normal is being on alert mode. I can understand her.

>>51491507
dizzy needs to show those tits

>>51491061
Man, imagining Pippa as Lia is some wild stuff. I can't picture it.

>>51491653
>Sea Angel tits live and unfiltered
IMAGINE

>>51491507

I'm very split on whether I want to see a model swap involving dizzy because something inside me really itches to know whether "perpetually paranoid and miserable" is just a(n un)conscious pilot choice or just how the rig is set up

>>51488738
You need the clip them without the context so they're actually usable. The first 10 seconds of this is not needed.

>>51491110
I think this gif and its associated posts are my favorite. They make me smile 90% of the time.

Niggas, please, I need spoonfeeding of the BEST of Lumi. I'm done with big corpos but anons say pc is the best next thing to crash at, and got interested in what >>51488871 said.

>>51491866
NOBODY ASKED YOU BITCH

>>51491110
NO SECRET TOGGLE
NO MORE PANKO STREAMS
NO MORE THREADS

>>51491876

>Friday evening
>No Jelly stream

Why is this even allowed?

>>51491876
Anon he literally said she has NO APPEAL.

Women are far more interesting and erotically appealing if you convince yourself that their vaginas are actually their second ass.

>>51491895
It's not a punch It's a slap!!!
Captcha: N1G02

>>51491321
Got anything on Heavenrend?

>>51491943
>Why is this even allowed?
God is real and he hates us.

>>51491943
Who IS streaming today anyway?

>>51491991
Who aside from Rurumi even still is at Heavenrend? Didn't Haruna graduate but keep her model and the good doctor graduate outright?
I don't think they have defining traits and if they do they're not good.

>>51492028
https://www.youtube.com/watch/gJ37tHq3XQ0
Pekora

>>51492028
Tenma will stream her open heart surgery

>>51492028
Sana
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uzq9lOZOEGQ

>>51492074
I would too TBF.

>>51492028
KoyoSui offcollab
https://www.youtube.com/watch/3xM19S02bYM

>>51492028
no one

>>51492159
https://streamable.com/33f4rs

>>51490608
Truly, a liker should go and thank him personally for his service

doing archive and stream reps [pippa's unarchive archive_725 memes in the morning] torrent isn't working and the vod isn't on any channel, can I get spoonfed?

>>51490288
The face tracking is good enough so we can see the little dollar sign cogwheels turning inside her head - she said what the unicorns want to hear even though she absolutely does not believe it.
She's been extremely clear shes' a gigabottom so there ain't no fucking way she can ever do momplay. She'd love it if you were her daddy though.

>>51489208
Filling Pippa's decks with food and seamen for a long rocky romantic voyage!

>>51489316
I'd recommend an ad blocker if you wanna watch it, twitch has a lot of commercials. Don't know how good it is but opera has one built it

>>51492565
I use it and some days Twitch manages to get around it.

>>51491876
https://files.catbox.moe/5f6oct.mp4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy4-FKdBHbs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpEJqzbuXUg
https://youtu.be/5tXj7z3jUPo
Here are some fun pointers!

>>51491935
She did something far worse than all of those actions combined

>>51492665
>https://files.catbox.moe/5f6oct.mp4
she's just like me FR FR

Lumi, if you're reading this lets get married, i'll let you use all the tools in my garage

>>51491935
>>51492774
I would actually like her if she didn’t constantly simp for groomer doxxfag mods like Sei and Xalamon, she seems like the opposite of Tenma when it comes to judging people.

>>51492028
Offkai https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SBJg4vjajbw&feature=youtu.be

>>51488790

>>51491480
>0 graduations
>1 terminated bitch kek

>>51492823
Wtf Lumi is cute?

Which Phase girl has the worst fanbase?

How the fuck did none of you notice Nasa has a country accent?
she’s not one of those city slickers

>>51493064
me

>>51493096
no, me

>>51493074
>Nasa is from country
You gotta be niggering me

>>51492996
Did you miss the animal adoption stream she just did?

>>51493113

>>51493074
She stopped suppressing it only recently. Most of this thread is dekinai.

>>51490288
Why were people seething at her talking to the VA

what time is Lia going to be doing her performance? where do I watch it? Do I need to buy a virtual ticket

>>51493064
Seething Femanon.

>>51492996
No and dont let her trick you

>>51493064
Sakana

>>51493074
Because we're mostly EOPs. I'm trying to correct that.

>>51492996
Everything about her with the exception of the soul is cute, but thats okay. She's My main watch.

>>51493245
>Do I need to buy a virtual ticket
Everything that's streamed is free and >We will remind you when it's time don't worry!
>>51492996
Extremely! Just needs the right amount of pressure! Too little and she gets sullen too much and she gets toxic!
>>51492823
Imagine teaching her how to TIG weld!
She'd burn through soooo many pipes!

>>51489347

>>51493334
Ever since the jp indie I was watching died my motivation to do my reps ended entirely.

>>51493196
Chris fatigue, three continued days of him with the last one having him crash the Twitch Pokemon stream.

>>51490495
Kirsche has no filter which makes her funny as fuck, but definitely unemployable. I hope she gets way bigger without having to go corpo so she can also get a better model while staying how she is now.

Airi...

>>51489347
Your sex friend introduced you to PC?

>>51493477

>>51493196
1: m*le
2. NTR
The normal reasons.

>>51493469
If Filian can make jokes that [not here people under not here not 2010s morality]-people would find firing-level offensive then I think Kirsche can too.
I've recently come to really understand what her 'thing' is or how to summarize it. She isn't as such a commentator she's a 70s-80s-style Shock Jock but anime and a woman.

>>51493444
>>51493529
What are the odds Pippa sent nudes or ERP'd?

>>51493196
Better question is why you're asking this without prompting? What is your angle?

>>51493582
Very slim, but Chris definitely sent her a lewd audio acting as Colress.

>>51493613
>>51493582
>>51493529
Oh my bad. That's the angle. Fair enough.

>>51493480
>Have you heard of Phase Connect? they're for dudes with huge cocks like you
>They also sell coffee, I love me a man that drinks fresh brewed coffee every morning. If only I could find someone like that...

>>51493505
This is a good image

>>51493477
Watching Airi transform from calm, level headed cutie into a ravenous mind broken cock vortex was a trip.

JELLY GUERILLA DOKO?

>>51489347
was she fat?

>>51488910
>Nerdy Lia
I want to cuddle her so bad

>>51490070
Have you not ever seen her promo video she did when she was planning on being an indie. I can't imagine her phase audition was much better

>>51493505
Post your best pic of Airi with a dumb as fuck blank stare

Dizzy's slimy tits

>>51489163
Pippa and camelot

>>51489163
Pippa x suicide

>>51489347
Did everyone clap?

>>51493395
>Imagine teaching her how to TIG weld!
>She'd burn through soooo many pipes!

imagine teaching her about engines and working together on your cars and motorcycles

imagine teaching her to do woodworking and building furniture together for your house

imagine building a shed together for the new tools you just got

imagine teaching her about chickens and building a chicken coop toghether

>>51493582
ERP'd with him specifically? Small chance. ERP'd in the past and got groomed? Almost 100%. With her talking about her MLP circles and the groomer guy from Wisconsin, there's no dount in my mind when she was a teen she did that shit.

>>51493477
What about her?

>>51493847
I'm imagining this, but with Pippa

>>51489347
I’m sorry anon that’s horrible

>>51493892
There's a chance she won't stream today or tomorrow at OffKai because black company...

>>51493847
Lumi would build half of a dog house and then give up, leaving her half built dog house out in the yard for the next 15 years.

>>51493440
I restarted my reps when the JP I watched revived. We're so back.

>>51493724

>>51493074
Nasa is from somewhere in rural Japan. She lives far from any urban areas and has shitty internet. She is probably more country girl than Pippa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqBBeTGL4ZI

>>51493196
>Vtubers are supposed to be a cute all girls club like k-on, males ruin this dynamic
>Male forces himself in because of a meme that isn't even about him but a different voice actor
>Comes off as arrogant and embarrasses himself during his interview
>Acts and talks discord or con groomer
>Randomly shoews up to streams to attention whore
>Tries hitting on Pippa even giving her a "mwah" kiss
>People start shipping them to the point Pippa has to tell them to fuck off on stream

>>51493943
>Lumi is a white trash dad in the body of an urban stacy

>>51493943
Just like my dad fr fr

People actually died from covid?

>>51494009
yeah, me

>>51493582
0%

>>51493855
Why are you a cuck?

>>51494009
I hope you die from rope for bringing this up right as the NEETs are waking up.

>>51494009
Only in 3rd world countries.

I miss Tenma.

>>51494009
Yeah my dog

>>51494009
My grandmother died because of it. Pippa is lucky she wasn't a vtuber back then otherwise I'd aka Supa'd her ass.

>>51494009
My dog died from covid when Lumi raped him

I wonder what Lia doin

>>51494114
Did she at least let you have the puppies?

https://puzzle.aggie.io/psiENy

>>51494092
>she wasn't a vtuber back then
Lol. Lmao.

I want to let Erina body swap with me so she can fulfill her fantasy with my cock to impregnate Airi.

>>51494225
You know what I meant...

>>51493440
>died
Who?

do you think rinmama is proud of her daughter becoming a twerking funkopop?

[nasa news] rare Nasa spotted in discord

(context is Nasa uploading the same vod 5 times in a row by accident)

>>51494252
Beats becoming a corpse (so far)

>>51494252
If you listen to Rinmama speak you quickly realize she's almost as zoomer as Lia is and enjoys things like vtubers and funkopops

Thoughts on her new cover?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbArBJtNtV8

>>51494252
How can Lia twerk? She doesn't have an ass.

>>51494358
She's shaking a bag of bones

>>51494318
>"Remember Honey, use protection"
>"Mom, I'm 18 already"
>"And I'm 36"

>>51494252
She's probably just happy she's alive and relatively healthy.

>>51494351
Very cute.

>fishman set up the coffee area in the middle of the hotel
Based
https://twitter.com/MisterYura/status/1669618558622658566

>>51494391
Imagine fucking Rinmama and giving Lia a cute sibling

>>51494252
God the idea of going around and using magic or whatever to turn the phase girls and women in general into little inanimate statues I can store on my shelf is so hot

>>51494504
coffee company first
vtuber corp second

It is insane to see how big OffKai is this year compared to last and how Phase went all out. The setup and staging Phase has put into this is top tier

>>51494009
Mostly older people, but there are certain cases where young and relatively healthy people died aswell. But i’m not sure wether alot of that wasn’t just people misattributing other causes as covid due to the general hysteria surrounding it, the symptoms varied a shitton afterall.

>>51493855
Imagine if Pippa fucked the girl that was chewing on her sweater. She wouldn't have ended up on this path getting groomed by tranny ponyfuckers and not showering for months with self esteem issues. The other girl wouldn't have turned out to be a colorful haired libtard too. Although we'd have no Pippa. What a fucked up alternate timeline.

>>51494546
>>51494504
I still like the rrat that he's basically going to try and make coffee houses eventually. I mean with starting capital it's not such a hard thing to do, just somewhat low margin albeit nowhere near as bad as regular food.

>>51494651
>The other girl wouldn't have turned out to be a colorful haired libtard
>Girl

>>51494504
Someone had better bring a can of Mountain Dew and mix it with the coffee right in front of the people at the booth.

>>51494609
The power of being shitposted by your top streamer on air.

Lumi listens to this unironically

>>51494609
If you were to have told me at last offkai that the next year phase would dominate it and there would fucking beeg murals of pippa, lia, uruka etc in the center of the entire lobby, i dont think i wouldve belived it

>>51493273
Anyone has the reference of the rat she is holding? I remember her showing it on stream but i dont see it on her twitter

Would you buy Phase Connect alcohol? Lumi flavored vodka?

>>51494894
The drinks look pretty good, so yeah. Someone here mixed one of them at home a few days ago.

I think it'd be kind of cool to go to an event like Offkai but I keep vtubers a secret from all my friends, going to a con alone sounds miserable and every other vtuber fan I've met in person was a hideous freak of nature.

>>51494894
I don't drink alcohol or coffee. Would by a water bottle tho

>>51494800
SHE WOULDNT LIE TO US ABOUT THAT PERSONS GENDER WOULD SHE

How much money did fishman drop on OffKai?
Apparently there are tons of PC things all over the con.

>>51494894
I still maintain that they should launch perfume lines. Both for spraying on dakis and for those single digit female viewers.

>>51494894
Yes Mr. Fishman, I would.

>>51494783
Stage Yi - Establish Virtual Idol Agency
Stage Er - Sell Virtual Idol Coffee
Stage San - Open Virtual Idol Cafe
Stage Si - Recruiit Flesh Idols for Cafe
Stage Wu - Spin Off Flesh Idol Corpo Human Tracking Boogaloo Sino Century Biden Laptop CCP Human Gait Tracking

i wish offkai was in a human state rather than commiefornia

>>51494351
I'm a native Japanese speaker and her Japanese is honestly indistinguishable from actual Japanese singers.

>>51494952
>Wonder AI x Phase Coffee shop collab where you can have a mixed reality experience with maid cafe style performances in both the real and AR

>>51489482

From what i have seen on twitter, seems like only Phase has a big presence in the main hotel lobby. Smart move by fish

>>51494894
I'm Muslim so I'll stick with coffee

Bros, I think normal people are getting fed up with vtuber ads
https://youtu.be/amNOzEyef6Q

>>51495081
>look mom I posted idol corp in the phase thread again, I'm trolling the interwebs!

>>51495081
Normal people are the only ones that even get ads.

>>51494939
I thought you were talking about ponyta.

>>51495081
20 shekels have been deposited to your account.

>>51495081
What the fuck that's not how that shit works. Ads are literally catered to a subset of what you're usually browsing. Normies aren't getting vtuber ads.

>>51495114
anon, panko is in the video

>>51495081
No, they just don't know how much money the Idol CEO is willing to throw.

>>51495081
>Watch vtubers
>Get vtuber ads
WHAT THE FUCK BROS???? HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?????!!!!!

>>51495081
Only the lazy and stupid get ads these days

>>51495047
Yeah i havent seen hardly any Idol stuff. Im sure they have a big impressive booth on the inside, but Phase dominating the middle of the hotel lobby is a swag move by Sakana. He is not as clueless as many of us think.

Phase feels like they are the party of the con.

>>51493505
Death Grips????

>>51494894
>Airi's boob sweat vodka
>specialty bottles come with the tie still inside the bottle

>>51495127
No it's the girl in highschool which she said would walk up to her really close face to face and start chewing and sucking on her hoodie strings. That girl was apparently one of the popular girls in school too.

>>51491013
>Fish wanted Airi to Marine
Impossible, Fish would never make his own knockoff Marine. He only has dick for one.

>>51495231
i want it i need it

>>51494894
I would buy so much phase merch if it was more subtle, I don't need or want a daki or another booba mousepad. Coffee and alcohol isn't a bad direction

>>51495214
Nice to meet you, I'm Natasha an underworld doctor. Feeling sick?

>>51495216
>jews waste all of their money to sponsor the con
>phase uses their budget to literally takeover the heart of the hotel
levels to the game. expect the jews next year to rent a ferris wheel or something after getting mogged at the own con they are sponsoring

>>51495081
MOOOM PANKO IS ON THIS VIDEO BRING THE CAMERA

I was planning on going to offkai next year but it's 24° and I can't even go outside without dying so I think it's best not to

>>51495263
Naw. Airi told us he said that. In her interview. And many times later when going over character designs. One of her gooks clipped that.

>>51495237
TBF, we now know Pippa has some borderline abnormal capability to captivate people by just existing, she probably caught the normie off-guard and she got a fixation on Pippa. The second person with Pipkin.

>>51495081

>>51495235
I'd buy 20 bottles and die from alcohol poisoning

Panko cover when?
https://youtu.be/QUyV7MPAphI

>>51495356
>He even got the "OL working at a black company" part accurate
Fishman is truly an artist, and menhera women are his brush.

>>51495301
This is the power of coffee money and jong money.

>>51495374
If Pippa (believed she) looked good she'd probably be running her own anti-government anti-copyright heavily armed cult by now.

>>51495523
No, probably not, she'd just be another Lauren Southern or Tomi Lahren.

Sakana might have changed up something with his ad strategy.
Girl releases a cover --> Run an ad with that cover.

Pippa, Lia, Shiina, Rie, Jelly and Uruka are living the dream this weekend.
This is what it is all about.

>>51495601
Proud of em, hope everything goes well

>>51495216
Phase... sweep?

>>51495502
>jong money
Honestly I think being found out to be violating gambling laws has a small but very realistic chance of being the thing that fries the fish.

>>51495561
Music has always been normie-bait when it comes to the idol industry

>>51495667
>completely took over the big hotel lobby that literally everyone has to walk thru
>giant murals of the girls
>big banners hanging
>coffee shop set up
Total sweep

>>51495561
>changed up
That's what he did for Uruka 2 years ago near debut.
The only difference now is that he's doing more of that for more girls and more frequently.

>>51495696
>Sakana gets arrested
>Muumi, Tenma and Dizzy take over the business
>Phase inclines to the moon

>>51495757
>dizzy
pass. helped kill tsun. her last gift to tsunderia was hiring a male gen

Dizzy cute, Dizzy love, so much love love love love love love love love for my lovely Dizzy, I miss her so much

Might be calling this one a little early but great work gang.

>>51495374
I'm happy we got Pippa and that she's doing "well" for herself now but a lot was sacrificed along the way and even now for her to stream. She's still not in the best of wellbeing.

>>51495561
>>51495601
>>51495648
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>>51495696
So, how big is PC compared to the other small corpos now?, it seems like they are doing too well.

>>51495757
>heart
>mind
>soul
Works.

>>51495825
TBF there is a reason Fish decided to shuffle her from management department to streamer department. Not sure if this is a case of being falling upwards or promoted downwards.

>>51495601
What happened?

Fishman, you will get to the real Marine, I believe in you don't fry yourself in the way up there.

>>51495889
You mean how she was either managing or pseudo-managing before debut? Dizzy says the complete shift to streaming was her choice, if that's believable

>>51495920
They are all doing performances or some kind. And the company they work for put a lot of effort into making the group look big league this weekend.

All Phase has last year was literally a curtain, 2 chairs, a table, a handmade sign, and a small cork baord for pins and stickers.

>>51495961
A person likes to think he makes his own choices.
No one wants to admit how easy it is for others to influence us.
>Fishman wants Dizzy as talent
>She says no
>Lure her in with management position
>Slowly work her into taking a talent position

>>51495856
Idol is the only one that is bigger.
Kawaii is on par.
Vreverie & Prism are smaller.

>>51495889
Pippa did mention that Dizzy helped Sakana "corner her" for the KSon dm so she likely does talent duties while also backing up fishman when it comes to pressuring a talent or being the "bought vote" for a group decision.

>>51496016
why on earth would he want dizzy as talent?
by all accounts she's a really good manager, and it's not like there's a shortage of talents

>>51496016
Possible. Fishman is, despite everything, a successful businessman at the end of the day. You can't be successful without some ability to finesse people into what you want

>>51495756
Man the guy who fell for 4chan bait is taking over the main lobby of the hotel center. They grow up so fast.

>>51495825
Everyone in Phase who's spoken about Dizzys time in management has had nothing but good things to say about her

>>51496070
Because Dizzy doesn't want to be a manager anymore. And she unquestionably backs up Sakana. He got himself another right hand on the talent pool just like with Lia and Shiina.

https://twitter.com/fuurayuri/status/1669586311005499392

>>51496070
>she's a really good manager
Is she?
And if she is, should she be career-limited by the Peter Principle?
What if vtuber managers have a short lifespan and burn out on menheras after 1-2 years. What if Sakana pivoting a manager to a talent is a necessary move because without it she will turn into a witch from madoka magica?
>it's not like there's a shortage of talents
Seething femanon tells herself that every night.

>>51496082
>Man the guy who fell for 4chan bait is taking over the main lobby of the hotel center. They grow up so fast.
QRD?
T. Newfag who got sold into Airi and Shiina.

>>51490525
>Animal friend
A real hero.

>>51496160
>Lia likes Sakana
Funniest rrat I've ever heard.
I'm not saying they super hate each other or anything beyond the normal feelings of annoyance but backing up? Really?

the rubes got worked

>>51495825
tsundream gave us lisa and ami and nen, if m*le genmates were the alchemical cost for that then it’s fine desu

>>51496189
Say Thank You.
https://archive.palanq.win/vt/thread/29321161/#29340269
This is the reason Lisa said no to Phase Invaders

>>51496164
Sisters, who's she talking about????

>>51496164
off-topic

>>51488799
Get in line.

>>51496180
>it's not like there's a shortage of talents
>Seething femanon tells herself that every night.
It's true though. There are hundreds of thousands of girls who
>are insecure
>like attention
>like to play games
>like to sing
and that's pretty much all it takes for a woman to succeed in this industry.

>>51496296
Women. All of them.

>>51496164
empty space tuber...

new bread?

>>51496366
Yep, there she is, Kaneko Lumi, empty space between her ears vtuber.

>>51496379
Page nine

>>51496355
No, you have to be entertaining.
>inb4 X girl is boring
Even if they're not specifically to your taste enough people find them entertaining to follow. There's plenty of girls who stay stuck in the 1-2 view pit just because they're not interesting.

>>51496270
Thank you
>People back then complaining about Fishman not shipping their merch.
LMAO

>>51496439
Every single girl is found entertaining by men. It's only a question of exposure. People loved that 1view spic bunny slut pippa raided a week ago, they had just never heard of her.

>>51496355
Ok so you're an incel.
Hard to tell these days with how androgynous the jealous-types are.
Have you seen every female mangaka/doujin artist who tries to become a vtuber? They draw on screen and say nothing for hours. Filling dead air is a skill, that yes many people can learn, and some are better than others. I think that's what makes Lia top-tier in that respect.
When you eventually troon out after your misguided delusion that life as a woman is somehow "easier" instead of different, maybe you'll remember me and desist from the sin of jealousy.

I hope Offkai doesn't fuck up the stream like Cybersakura did for half of Pankos performance.

>>51496443
Your welcome an-non.
>>People back then complaining about Fishman not shipping their merch.
A lot has changed but much has stayed the same.

>>51496488
>Every single girl is found entertaining by men
You don't even have to leave this thread to know that's bullshit.

>>51496488
>Every single girl is found entertaining by men
this, but also they have to stay single, the moment they aren't, men telepathically and subconsciously stop finding them entertaining

>>51496495
Pochimaru is doing well for herself last I checked

>>51495836
Dizzy PLAP

pain and suffering has molded pippa into the hero we don't deserve.

>>51496558
But people still watch *your favorite chuuba*

>>51496488
It's always a matter of proper exposure and time.
Men will fuck any woman they deem interesting enough but for that to happen, they first have to know them, and that takes time. But people here get overly exposed to women so they get the feels for them even if completely one-sided.

>>51496488
By that logic K*ki and Terumi should be high 3views.
I'm sorry femchama you're just not a good streamer.

>>51496495
>delusion that life as a woman is somehow "easier" instead of different
women really do think this. protip, lookup women who have tried living as a men for a period of time in their quewst to prove male privilege. last heard, one of them commited a canada

>>51496488
Single girls are the most menhera, and menhera is entertaining. Also it's more fun to masturbate to slutty single girls

>NEETs wake up
>SEA & EU comes home
>thread crashes

>>51496560
She learned the skill of how to fill dead air. Many of her contemporaries didn't. This brings me to another point. Health and schedule. Pochi-sensei is often sick. She has clout from her manga and doujin work to retain an audience after long breaks. Others don't. Girls who are unable to balance work-life demands, or unwilling to go full NEET to be a vtuber, or too NEET to do stream prep, fall by the wayside.

Do not Plap. Do not Plap.

Say Airi is cute-I mean migrate!
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>>51496742
>>51496742

>>51496697
Yes, Remi, who is too sick to be a vtuber, Airi, who is too busy to be a vtuber, and Pippa, who is too neet to do stream prep, have fallen by the wayside.

>>51496645
>People who think life as the opposite gender is easier when its not, only different
Yeah that goes both ways for MtF and FtM. Add the damage of castration surgery(ies) plus past baggage and trying to fake being something else and you get a horrorshow not unlike many horror movies.