/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Shondo?
Shondo!

Don't let this general distract you from the fact this streamer is a man whose name is SHAWN DOE!

The new edit on the T3 emote makes it so much better

schlop schlop schlop

remind me why shondo couldn't simply get something like picrel? why does she think otis would chew through plastic and then squeeze through a tiny gap and plunge to his death? yes, it works with windows that opens outwards too.

>>51435348
I want to rape this cat.

she really forgot the whole thing of why she stopped offline chat because she hates communicating on discord anymore

>>51435406
Becaise her window would need to be at least a little open for this and if he pushes on the window at all (he likes to climb up it) he would fall out
Or so she says

>>51435436
it's locked in place with a mechanism, so it wouldn't fall out.

>>51435466
Huh you might be right. Haven't seen any like this though

>>51435406
My wife is retarded please understand.

>>51435406
One like these could actually work I think, I was looking into it myself last night and didn't see anything like this. Did you send it to her? Is it UK amazon?

shondo is always right

>Shondo to the fetish friend coomers
https://files.catbox.moe/iyoo2s.mp4

>>51435515
no, haven't sent it to her. it's this one
https://www.amazon.co.uk/AEG-900-923-306-Premium/dp/B08WWYH2G6

>>51435619
Uhhh check the reviews

>>51435720
ah, fuck.

>>51435619
Reviews aren't great, lots of people say it's flimsy and others say it doesn't fit outward swinging windows properly and the seal that stops the window from opening broke really quickly, which is the whole thing she is concerned about. The idea is great but seems like the execution of the product, not so much.

shondo is nice but what about Tob?

>>51435867
tobs

>>51435867
Who?

Would oyakodon sex with Shondo and Shadowmama be cheating?

Haven't put it back up yet but this is my redneck solution for several years. Two layers of thick cardboard and lots of duct tape. Hard to imagine a cat chewing through it.

>>51435987
shadowmama has enough kids already pls dont give her more

>>51436432
You can't stop me!

>>51436432
She had cervical cancer
It’s not an issue, even if she didn’t have a hysterectomy all of the radiation will have made her infertile

>>51436430
I’m sure Shadow’s family would take kindly to her shoving this out the window
Also she has windows that open outward you dumb dumb

I'm so fucking sick of hearing about Shondo's AC unit

>>51436776
Today will tell if it worked or not, she hasn't mentioned it in a tweet yet so my guess is that it didnt work obviously

>>51436776
Nononon don't you see? Anon #4756 with a sliding window has a magic solution she didn't think of

>>51436734
My window opens outward too... You just open the window and cover the entire area with the cardboard.
A proper way to do it would involve plexiglass and some adhesive other than duct tape of course

>>51436875
Yeah I'm sure Shondo's family would think boarding up the window with cardboard is a classy and excellent solution

SHONDO!!!!! I WANT TO HOLD YOUR HAAAAAAND!! I WANT TO TAKE YOU TO GET ICECREAM AND GO TO THE PARK!!!

>>51435287
So I assume this Planet Coaster is the zoomer version of Rollercoaster Tycoon?
Can you intentionally build unsafe rides that kill dozens of children in this game as well?

>>51437058
Yes, not sure if they can blow up like in RT but I'm pretty sure you can slaughter people

>>51436921
So you think her current approach is best? I'd say any functional solution is better

>>51437058
Yeah
You can ride the coasters you build in first person too which is pretty fun

>>51435287
This looks cool-
>Twitch
And interest instantly lost

I love SyadouYabe

Thinking about Shondo toes ToT

>>51437295
>not the first post from this IP

>>51437295
Wow that's a real shame, you should just go back to watching youtube and leave this thread in that case

I just hope that today's zatsu will be less unhinged than yesterday's. Shondo's gremlin mode is fine once in a while, but not two days in a row.

>>51437578
i hope in today's zatsu she shows us her cute armpits

>>51437578
she can be manic I just don't want to be teased specifically for caring about her, it hurts

>>51437756
just tease her back by pointing out her family is doomed if she dies

>>51437578
I don't care how unhinged she gets as long as she doesn't crash afterwards

>>51437578
not loving hyper emotional wife, cringe opinion, he doesnt want her to randomly tell us that we should pin her down on her bed like in november

>>51437783
Yeah just a bit of harmless bant in the British traditon
"all your living relatives are a bunch of fuckups Shondo hehehe they'll probably end up homeless if you stop streaming xD"

Bratty silly Shondo best Shondo

I hope she reads one of my comments today

>>51438000
pregnant shondo best shondo (i got her pregnant by the way just so you know it was all me)

>>51437935
I think she knows that

>>51438060
I made this post

>>51437651
You jinxed it

Damn brat...

Damnit, she was right.... it really does always work...

>>51438177
did she realize the AC wouldn't work, I can't watch rn

Shondo learns that it's impossible for a machine to generate cold. I love my retarded wife

I mean, at least he didn't say he was going to leave

>>51438283
Stop reminding me that there are newfags in chat

>>51435287
Women are neat bc even the pretty sharp ones like Shondo are still kind of retarded

>>51438283
This guy said that he is only here for the gifted membership. He needs to fuck off.

>>51438305
>kind of

Shes been using retarded so much lately since the twitter meltdown. I love her

>I'm the least stupid
>
>

>>51438480
she has the pass
not because of her schizoaffective either

>>51438480
Shes been using it since she found out she can use it without being banned

>>51438480
She said that her and her mom call each other retarded all the time, guess she finally just started saying it on air

The amount of AC-related idiocy coming out of Shondo's mouth is making my blood pressure rise. If she doesn't shut her dumb mouth I'm going to need meds.

>>51438531
I love my slightly brave (and very retarded) wife.

>>51438561
t. AC repairman

im so happy bros. imouto wife will survive this year after all

Why's chat arguing with her about this now. It's fine.

If Shondo got bit by a mosquito, it'd remove what little blood she has

>>51438646
it's nice to have an instance where she is so dumb nobody even wants to yesman

And I'm proud to be an American, where at least we have AC.

And I won't regret, the Brits who died in the heatwave of ' 03

PROMOTION

now maybe she won't lose all her money to the landlord on the way out

she's very retarded today

>>51438950
>today

>>51438950
>>51438968
she's always retarded, but sometimes she's more bold about it

god dammit

The moment she started reading that, I saw that comment coming

Thats why you only comment that shit here, of course she would react that way

I honestly can't remember what happened to marley

did she already forget that marley died from the vet and not the fact he ate some hair ties?

>>51439061
Retarded vets.

>>51439072
Wasn't the reason he had to go was because of the hair ties? I get why she'd want to prevent anything that could even lead to Otis getting sick.

her descriptions of Otis made me want a cat like that. those bitches are expensive!

>>51439072
she had to go to the vet because he had stolen and eaten like 7 hair ties

i dont care if shes retarded as long as she solves her problems. today is good retard day wife will survive the summer heat

43°C in her room? Did Shondo secretly move to Arizona or is she making shit up as usual?

she sleeps with a fat FUCK every day
she kisses him every day
she touches his tummy every day
its fucking over for us humans

>>51439249
45 with the door closed and the computer on and she still wears hoodies. How is she alive?

>>51439281
Yeah me

>>51439108
>>51439242
yeah and they would've passed if she didn't get worried about it and instantly send him to the vet for a totally necessary surgery

god i wish they'd just fucking ban f***** from chat

>>51439057
It's reasonable for her to be paranoid about Otis after Marley died. It's also reasonable for the chat to point out that cats don't just randomly commit sudoku by jumping out of windows.

>>51439315
I'm euro (not britain though) and summer can get 50º outside so yeah
people die in euro heat waves

>>51439339
they didn't pass, that was the problem. he was puking and wouldn't eat. do you even fucking watch her?

>>51439319
at least i have balls

>>51439341
after pride month is over

>>51439341
forsen is already banned

Damn brat...

>>51439341
faggot? Not yet it's still June.

>>51438708
>AC
it doesnt always works, move to the uk or japan for at least 5 years and you will know why.

how could you tell...

Shes testing to see who has seen the doxx

she's on the dumb color shit again, there's no "purple tinted brown" that just puts it in the desaturated pink range

>>51439618
She has shown us her hair on stream, anon

>>51439618
>doxx
Her cute hair was in a recent post with Otis

>>51439618
she literally used to post selfies on her main twitter account. if somebody hasn't seen her i'm disappointed in your rep abilities.

>>51439618
everyone has seen at least one picture of shadow, you pretend like there are hard to find

>>51439640
It's clearly purple tilted brown, or "prown", as I call it.

>>51439652
>>51439659
>>51439665
not about her dumbasses

>>51439685
Shadowmama? She literally told us she's blonde before, her avatar on stream is blonde, and she's said if you find blonde hair in your merch it's her's.

get an image dump of her main twitter and you get several face censored selfies. its not hard

Wow, I wonder who would report the ahegao emote...

>shondo has a 3cm radius neck

she really doesn't think people would misbehave for attention when she refuses to hate anyone

>fleece literally shitting himself at the cursed emote
Jesus Christ, I try my best to ignore the guy, but all he ever does is complain. She doesn't ever even agree with him. Why can't he hurry up and leave?

>>51439980
paypiggy is hear to stay anon.

>>51439980
it's weird because he's constantly complaining about chat too. he has zero fucking self-awareness.

Based Mr abcs

>>51439980
>>51440039
It's fascinating how someone who is clearly not enjoying himself is dropping this much money

>>51440050
Like wife, like husband (retarded)

>>51440108
The weirdest part is that he isn't even a year sub, he's spent the past 10 months seething nonstop about thing SHONDO HERSELF MADE AND ALLOWS

Im close to getting all my debts sorted out. When I do everything I earn besides rent, food, and bills is going to shondo

>lost the only unique t3 emote for some shit edit that no one will use
shame

>>51440234
were you t3 subbed for the emotes

I'm late what did I miss

>>51440234
i miss syadouHeart, that one was so cute

>>51440234
Fleece won, seethe and cope.

>>51440234
stare is also t3

>wearing gift/bit badges
you want a pat on the back too you got kisses

>>51440334
If she makes them custom I'll actually use mine

>>51440334
I'm just too lazy to turn off my bit badge

I really wouldn't be making promises now shondo

>>51440412
>still needs to buy house
>might die if she doesnt go to the doctors
>kidnapped and murdered in paris

Am I missing anything else?

>has no money and might become homeless because she can't afford new place
>planning on getting new outfits every 3 months
what did she mean by this?

>>51440334
I turned my T3 badge off at first, but I started to feel like it was more attention-whorey to do that, so I turned it on.

>>51440484
cute girl needs cute clothes

>>51440484
Do you not think she doesn't have money put aside for both outfits and her place?

>>51440481
I mean on basic principle, she promised shit with rucaco based on what she said and then rucaco disappeared for 6mos. I wouldn't be making promises on behalf of the new artist she's only been working with for a couple months.

>>51440484
>~60k in the bank
>homeless
this is a retarded concern worst case she gets locked into being a rentoid for life

>>51440484
She gets money from outfit reveals.

>>51440484
New outfits probably bring money back from the donation hype

>commissioning community artists
She is so kind bros, I cant express how much I love her

>>51440557
>current housing economy
>wants to stay in the same school district
but yes I figure they might be forced to rent again

people too lazy to do art reps malding and seething

I like Shondo but I can't stand how she will randomly shriek 20dB above her regular quiet speaking voice. It is very annoying and prompts me to shut off her stream in the background of whatever I am doing.

>>51440525
>>51440557
watch yesterday's vod or stfu

>>51440692
This anon is GAY

>>51440677
don't get anyone's hopes up she means giru and ren

>>51440692
Really? Is my favourite part of the stream I love when she screams very loud

>my oshi has more than me in savings.
I need to sort my life out desu

>>51440719
>>51440746
It's bad enough when I have her through speakers or my phone and people are nearby to hear the baby toned shrieks, when my headphones are set at a comfortable level to enjoy her talking and she shrieks it is painful.

>>51440727
>digi
>teaparty
>moto
>glo
>lycoris

These are just off the top of my head. They are all good enough to be commissioned for art

Schnidoo really trying hard to go for the 'strong woman who don't need no man' vibe today.

>>51440677
I hate drawing tho
not gonna pretend I dont just for fishing for her attention

>>51440827
Skill issue

>>51440859
I guess it is a skill issue to not have leveled up enough that you still care about people around you thinking you are a pedophile. True.

>>51440855
1. use Stable Diffusion
2. trace the result and pass it as your own
3. ?????????
4. PROFIT

>>51440829
commercial use art? eh maybe
digit or lycoris are maybe achievable if you grind it out but you really shouldn't have expectation of going from a fresh start to commercial commissions in a year

>>51440937
Skill issue

>>51440939
I am not braindead enough to do that. Do you even watch her?

>>51440939
Easy way to have her instantly dislike you

>>51440824
you don't receive thousands of dollars in direct donations on stream whenever you whine about something or joke about paywalling things
shit adds up kek

Shondo is homewrecking...

Time for your daily cuck redeem

>>51440989
It works, just be smart about how you trace it and don't just suddenly send her the Shonda Lisa.

>>51441150
Whatever you say AInigger.

>>51441150
have you ever seen traced AI art lmao, if you had the skill to pass it off you wouldn't be tracing

>>51441150
You have to already be good at art to pass it off as your own and at that point just draw without the assistance of AI

Fuck off with the AI shit, no one cares

i rather post my shit art which i made with love

>>51435287
>Newfags are not allowed to say it
SHONDO! I'M INFATUATED WITH YOU AND I ENJOY YOUR STREAMS A LOT. I GET A WARM FEELING WHEN I THINK ABOUT YOU!

>>51441339
Same, besides it's nice to see the progress from complete shit to not so shitty

>>51441339
Love is also knowing when wife is being retarded and you should not listen to her.

Sending Shondo cat pics through DMs is the only reasonable reason to DM her. Though you should post it for everyone to see.

i'm gonna steal cat pics from reddit and pretend it's mine to have an excuse to DM her.

if she's gonna get a better cut from subs in the future I think I'm gonna downgrade my own sub and gift more like I used to, I keep feeling left out of the trains

He posted again
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/109048274

>>51441554
Nice butt

>>51441544
apparently doesn't apply to gift subs

>>51441486
It makes me so happy when I post pictures of my pets and she likes them

>>51441554
armpit
cum

>>51441544
gift subs dont count because of course they don't
twitch if fucking retarded

>>51441576
nevermind then
the point kind of stands but in the end she gets a better cut of my T3 and I'll take that over a little extra attention

>>51441486
what if I want to show you guys and her my handsome dog?

>>51441622
Its so that a streamer can't just gift themselves 100 gift subs to get over the limit then get 70% for a year afterwards.

>>51441622
at least shondo has a pretty high paid sub rate if I had to guess

"come molest me"?

>>51441685
They could make self gifts don't count(they can track payment methods) but small indie company.

>>51441646
Gift subs give her 70%, they just don't count to the 350 minimum requirement

>>51441576
Gift subs only count after you're in partner plus.
https://twitter.com/Dexerto/status/1669388751485665291
Shamelessly stollen from /lig/

>>51441757
so it will apply to gift subs then, nice

>>51441754
Then people would just ask a friend to do it

I want to get a promotion at work so that I can become Shondo's strongest paypig next year.

wifey is obsessed with pregnancy

>>51442085
because she is

Sucking the milk from Shondo's DFC TuT

>>51442361
Sucking the pus out of shondo's chest bump TuT

>>51441554
I love this guy so much

>>51441926
i want to switch vocation entirely. i'm living okay right now on a very small salary, so if i got a better job i could donate quite a bit

is she gonna look for more mods again or was she just memeing before? i was working so i wasn't focusing on her :<

>>51443400
She mentioned a few months ago that shes going to open mod applications eventually. I wont be applying, I dont want to lose my husband status

This is the greatest coaster I've ever seen

>multiple instant 75 degree turns into instant breaks
The whiplash coaster...

Sometimes she reads a lot of my chat messages and I get too overwhelmed that I have to stop chatting for a few days. Does anyone else get like this, and will she notice?

I want to take this chuuba on a coaster IRL

>>51444491
The last time she read my chat was 3 months ago.

>are they cumming

im going to drink all the shondo milk

>>51444623
Are you shadow banned? When you send a message does it appear on screen?

>>51444802
anon, she doesn't read 99% of messages

>>51445177
Yup. Gotta be one of her most favoritest cocks if you wanna get consistently read.

>>51444491
i am not one of her favorites so she never read my messages
i am irrelevant and i don't exist for her

>>51445390
Yeah man, I've been there since the start and I'm lucky if I get 1/100 read. Shit sucks. Glad smaller chuubas exist.

>>51445390
>>51445506
Skill issue

>>51444623
t. only sends emotes because he’s too shy to actually talk to his oshi

Really in the mood to RAPE Shondo right now

>>51445570
How many of yours does she read? Must be nice being in the in-club.

>>51445645
I do send real messages but her eyes just glaze over them, or she reads them in a dead flat tone out of obligation or having nothing else but emotes on screen at the moment or somethinf.

Reminder to not engage with the obvious schizos and shitposters

>>51445369
>>51445177
I'm just a tier 1 sub and I get very consistently read, just get better at chatting interesting things. Do you expect her to read your emotes out loud or what?

>>51445661
I only send like 10 Text messages per stream and she usually either reads or responds to 8 of them

Anons I didn't mean to start this I'm sorry. Shondo loves you all it's just hard for her to interact with everyone with her viewer count and how much attention she gets

>>51445780
Lucky fuck. I might just be incompatible with her.

>>51445837
She ignores my messages in the most blatant way.

>>51445570
you are one of her favorites, you don't know how is it for us, we will never exist no matter how hard we try and she lies about how we are all equal. i say something first and get ignored, immediately one of her favorites says the same thing and she reads it. you are in the privileged club, stfu

>>51445922
My dude she only started following me on twitter this month, im not one of her favorites

Shondo has such an eye for coaster design

Lmao I started being active in Shadow's chat this month and she reads my messages, you guys just don't say anything funny

>>51446039
>you guys
>he thinks it's more than just 1 guy larping

>>51446022
This is the same design she did in one of her old YouTube streams

>>51445967
Dude she doesn't follow me on twitter at all and I interact with her all the time lmao. You're in her favorites club. Are you just trying to get other people to say it?

Shondo...

>>51446078
Unironically, post sub badge

I’m on a 13 day streak of not jerking off because I know she hates fetish friends. I’m celibate now!

>>51446078
Draw her and she will follow you in the next wave of following regulars

>>51446039
You don't say anything funny either. I don't see anything funny in that chat. The only funny things are the ones Shadow comes up with herself.

>>51446180
Shadows style is bouncing off chat, she needs something in chat to riff off of. I don't know how you can't understand that by now unless you're a larping anti

My penis was dribling so I put my finger under my foreskin to dry it and touched my mouth now I taste piss

>>51445777
congrats, do you want a medal?

>>51446254
Duh, she just doesnt like me in particular, maybe she knows I'm a secret fetish friend or she thinks I'm a cheater (lol)

Is it part of the lore that Shondo doesn’t sweat? I can’t imagine sitting in a 100 degree room without getting stinky sweaty

The bitrate...

>>51446254
almost nothing of what she responds to is funny. i love how you people getting your messages read think you're norm macdonald or something lmao.

>Track limit
The fuck?

>>51446579
She doesn't sweat because I'm constantly licking her entire body while she streams so there's no sweat on her at all, only my saliva.

>>51446039
Bruh if I knew how to be funny I'd be talking to real girls not spamming some vtuber's chat.

>handholding
L-Lewd

>>51446125
Yeah sure thing fuckface, now you can go tell Shadow who I am and that I said mean things in bread today so she hates me even more, sends a bomb to my dad's house as a prank, and then you can be the last husband. Fuck you. Course I'm not posting fucking sub badge.

>>51446885
>no sub badge
So it's obvious you're just a retarded shitposter, good to know

>>51446622
>>51446816
At least you guys will get a funny surprise from shondo when you turn into antis

Please stop acting like hyper virgins, its so cringe

>>51446937
Kill yourself

>>51447043
>screenshot of someone else's chat message
Ok retard, try again

>>51447041
>acting
I watch Shadow because she's the most accepting of that

>>51447087
Shes called people based who have said theyre virgins in their 30s

kissless virgins RISE up where we at boys

>>51447181
Sorry I'm neither, shondo made sure of that

>>51447069

You shoggers are biting bait extra hard today, post her feet instead

>>51447323

>>51447373
her skin is so white i want to cum on it

>>51447069
Wrong

>>51447399
I want to touch a real white girl so bad ;_;

>>51447616
Whore

>>51447616
whore

i have to say /shon/ is a better GFE than my wife, /shon/ replies to all of my posts, love you all <3

>>51447728
/shon/ is also as mentally unstable as women

peace windmill on stream

>>51447728
Because you're an annoying faggot who thinks everyone's the same anti

>>51446944
how am i an anti when i'm talking about chat?

>>51447043
>Not a founder
NGMI

Shondo would 100% ask are you there yet nonstop on an actual trip

Inis and Shondo are bound to be cute together

>>51448778
Any barbie girl collab with shondo is always good

>get off work
>she's ending
it's okay, it's better for her...

>>51448823
Shondo and Abigail bible study when?

>fun
Yeah it was real fucking fun getting ignored in my cuck corner. Fuck you wife
>no I love you either
Feeling so fucking good rn

>>51448554
She doesn't give a shit about loyalty lmao. A lot of her favorites are 9 monthers.

>>51448943
anon is deaf

>>51449005
Dont tell him anon, only the people she actually loves could hear it

>>51449005
He's seething too hard to actually watch, please andastand

>>51449005
Thanks for the (You)

>>51449005
Don't be mean to him, only real husband's can hear the I love yous

>>51449025
>>51449026
fair points. fuck you anon she didnt say i love you i was lying

I think you're unironically right lmao, it fucking sucks

Another great stream, I love my wife especially when she gets super silly

Nina is really good at singing

>>51447181
Late but checking in.

>>51449196
I missed you
uuuuuuuuuuuuu
I missed you, all the timeeee

>>51449196
One of the best

I played it again and heard her whisper it, I actually missed it because I was too mad about being a cuck
Still said I love you to her like a good cuck though

I wish I could go back to how I was when I started watching her, just having fun and saying stupid stuff that she would sometimes react to, now I just get frustrated that I don't know what to say in chat and seeing her react to others comments just makes me sad.
I just want to have fun with her again.

>>51449427
This was me a month or so ago, I wish I could tell you what changed but I'm feeling really happy again just watching her and commenting and replying to tweets, even if they don't get responses. I really wish you the best anon, I was miserable

>New IP
>Extremely retarded post

What's the best way for an American to get her brutish laundry products? Amazon sells them but it's really expensive.

Personally I’m very jealous of people that found her so long ago. I’ve only been here a few months and I really enjoy her content and getting to know her. She’s very entertaining!

>>51449607
Fly to England

>>51449578
Seriously, there's no point if I don't feel like she loves me. She always looks extremely uncomfortable when she reads my messages, and when she sees me in another chat she fucking dips instantly even if it's one of her best friends. You fuckers don't know how good you've got it.

>>51449699
Have you tried jumping off a bridge and killing yourself?

>>51449628
Run

>>51449699
>when she sees me in another chat she fucking dips instantly even if it's one of her best friends

can you read your own message to yourself as if it was written by someone else and see how retarded you are

>>51449745
No, because that would make you happy. Thanks for giving me motivation to live on and make wife less comfortable every day.

simply stop thinking

>>51449823
I don't know what the hell you expect me to see

can a real nigga start posting some real nigga shit
post her pretty fingers and hands

>had to go downstairs to stop dying from the heat
Cute

>>51448997
yeah, because most people older than that left already...

Hi Shondo if you look at the archive or peek at the thread I had fun hanging out today. I hope you get the AC going so you don’t melt. I’m get nervous sending messages in chat sometimes it’s easier to post here.

>>51449540
I just can't escape this cycle where I don't care if she responds to me and just have fun to in the next week not being able to write anything and feeling really bad, and each time it just keeps getting worse.
I just hope I can get over this before her birthday because I really want to give her a gift but the way I am now I just can't find the motivation to work on it.

>>51449578
Sorry I will go to sleep now, good night bros.

>>51450034
she has small delicate lady hands and little noodle arms ToT

>>51450209
No one fucking cares, go cry in a corner about it instead of trying to drag everyone else's fun down because you're too autistic

>>51450034
i want to stick her entire fist in my mouth like an apple

>>51450247
This is 4chan you fucking faggot. If you want loveposts and cuddles go to discord and suck each other off in sub chat.

>>51450350
Now look at your post and tell me again why you think Shondo would ignore your ass?

>>51450119
I've been watching old vods recently and it's sad to see how many regulars either aren't around anymore, or just permanently lurk

>>51450133
She doesn't read /here/ for her mental health and I'd prefer it stay that way.
>>51450380
This is like the "lmao they can sense your tweets bro" shit of 4chan

Guys the reason her room is so hot is because me and the boys are all hiding in various places. Our collective body heat increases the temp of the room considerably.

I recognize all her "favorites" too. I have no idea who you might be. Therein lies the problem. If I'm familiar with those people but not you, you are doing something wrong and youre just as invisible to shadow

This is such a weird shitposting, see you guys tomorrow

>>51450496
>Not changing your writing style /here/
Lmao

>>51450119
It doesn't seem to matter much for those who remain... one of the others who was talking about not getting noticed was a fullblack ribbon.
>>51449823
If you were a real shogger you would know about the "secret watchalongs" she likes to do with her favorites. For me, dead opposite. Thanks for confirming you're a fake fan in here trying to push buttons.

>>51450483
Theres an animal that in groups cover their victim and create friction to cook them alive.
Bee

>>51450760
>israel

>>51450760
BEE?????

>>51450758
its literally in your head bro
theres 20 people in any given stream shondo watches at all times
but no she left because "you" appeared

>>51450571
You don't seem to understand how schizo people get for Shadow. This is especially true if those people were already actual schizos.

>>51450496
yeah? you're reading her DMs too? she almost never replies to me in chat but on twitter where i have a different name we talk quite frequently in DMs despite her not following me. that's good enough for me.

She was very cute today, I adore her.
I'm really glad she figured out a solution. The thought of not getting the 3d stuff until summer's over is really upsetting

>>51450881
Timing's way too coincidental and has happened too many times. It's not just my worms worming.

>>51451002
Except it is

>>51451002
Ok retard

>>51451002
i think that's just a general thing because i've felt the same thing too. probably gets nervous thinking we're gonna start talking to her and derail the streamer's chat or something. she doesn't trust us.

>>51451002
And ive thought she left because of me before while watching the same thing as you.

>>51451122
that's an exploitable image

I want to eat shons butt

>>51451137
You don't know who I am or where I was

can the antis, hatewatchers, cheaters, lurkers, and all other fillerviewers leave so that we can go back to comfy 2view times where she says hi to everyone individually at the start of stream?

Later shoggers. Wife cute. Some of you are ok too.

>>51451468
She was never a 2 view

>>51451468
she's about to get a mortgage she can't afford to become a 2view

she a 1 view that view is me all kisses are mine sorry its the law of the land we are married and our 3rd child is on the way

>>51451554
100k inheritance anon has it covered

>>51449699
Then leave, you won't be able to recover how she perceives you now. You're likely right that she is avoiding you. The cheater arc was made worse after she tried to hint she was stalking by saying "I like seeing names in other chats". Everyone was caught and even her biggest art slave made a switch. I don't want you to go because I have a lot of fun with other husbands but she doesn't want you around, anon..

>>51451638
Does worry me a little people seem to be holding out for the next subathon but she's said that can't happen until she has her own room, which is after she's bought the house. Really she needs the money before but I get why she can't do it until then.

How many moan redeems have you claimed?
How many sips?
How many nade?

> 43C

Are houses in UK this fuckin hot?

>>51451833
I've been hard stuck at 100k chocos for months because of nades

im happy that wife is making more money from her deal now. it still steams me to think how much of the money she earned up till now is in mr jeffrey bezos' 3rd superyacht tho

>>51451909
it's like 30c out and they're super insulated I guess, plus second floor and the house is probably built shoddily

>>51451666
That's lame as fuck of her to hold it against me when she said herself it's fine to watch other girls when she's offline. Fucking women, man.

>>51451939
Always donate through streamlabs, or bits if you really must through twitch. At least you know exactly how much she gets.

>>51451468
she was literally never a 2view. good job exposing yourself as a newfag though.

>>51452030
It's not a hard rule to follow, just typical cryptic women behavior.

>>51452231
Im going poor

>>51452231
I guess the mortgage was more than she expected...

Shondo!!!!! You're very cute!!!! You're a good streamer and I like your content!!!! I will stick aaround for a year so I can say "I love you" !!!!!

>>51452231

>>51452383
This girl has pain in her eyes. I think she is being trafficked.

>>51452315
man she never did get approved for a mortgage yet as is did she, they're really gonna end up renting again I guess

>>51452460
Yeah by me

>>51452231
Getting money for a new house in 1 week

Please be less menhera tomorrow we may be having guests

>>51452640
Sorry I'll just lurk.

>>51452640
I make no promises

After the Shadow controversy feels like there's a lot of Loli vtubers in the Booba hashtag trying to farm new viewers with the same joke

>>51452779
it wasn't really an original joke to start with

>>51452640
I will make the guests feel as unwelcome as possible tomorrow.

>>51452779
One of the drama grifters who straight up hopped on Shondo's tweet train (which Shondo ignored) and started replying and arguing with all the antis has now gotten a new model that literally has a shirt that says "booba"

I don't know much about inis but she seems to be a good friend to Shondo. I remember seeing a clip of her to skip out on watching her and to focus on Shondo before before a Shondo had a melt down, implying she knew something was up.

2views mad at the new twitch thing because it only works for people with over 350 subs, glad wife is safe

>>51452929
Inis is pretty dumb and talkative, whatever happens it will be funny

>>51452929
Anon do you smell burnt toast?

>>51452882
Is it that rat bitch that shills herself in /uoh/?

>>51452929
What?

>>51452929
Inis is almost as mentally ill as Shondo and I mean that in the most complimentary way. She's a similar breed of very self destructive and broken, but a generally lovely person and very sweet. Very cute and nice. I doubt Shondo would even have to mention something like this to her, she's a similar type of way with her chat (albeit less blatant)
She's a lot more hyperactive and outgoing than Shadow though and she definitely contributed to her getting drowned out so hard in the big collabs. I expect tomorrow to be a blast though, one on one should be great. They'll definitely bounce off each other well, it'll be very cute and they know each other well enough for it to not be awkward too.

>>51453114
I like her dog, he's very cute

>>51452929
I like her feet
https://twitter.com/Inislein/status/1623729784504127491

>>51453247
it looks like there's a ghost in the closet

>>51452204
If that's really it then there's no point either stopping watching her or stopping watching other girls (since it's irreparable at this point.) I'd rather have a cold Shondo than no Shondo at all.

https://files.catbox.moe/lnrnlw.png

>>51453314
Wow it does

>>51441554

The guy started accepting custom requests for clothing, but more importantly, panties.

>>51453387
plap plap

Last

My wife

I LOVE SHONDO

nuh uh

>>51452640
inis is even more menhera than shondo lol

>>51454205
It isn't a competition retard

impregnation successful later nerds me and shondo are going to elope

>>51454205
A thread with double menheras + menhera viewers would kill us

Shondo is my wife

im shondo

>>51454356
Rape

>>51454356
FUCKING WHORE

no im shondo and im bald

>>51454523
shondo in 30 years

>>51454523
Post bald cunny

Damn, I need to masturbate to shondo again

I wanna smell shondos hot cunny. She's sweating so it must be steamy down there.

Not even in page 11, we have plenty of thread
time.

>>51454969
i do every day

>>51454969
Same