/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

New outfit reveal and ASMR cybersex soon!

Gura loves me the most

Gurass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bitH6NZ_e2Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bitH6NZ_e2Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bitH6NZ_e2Q
We get to hear Gura tomorrow!

I love Gura the most!

My Gura popupparade is arriving tomorrow and I'm going to goom all over it.

Booba huhaha

>>51422483
Based

I wish she would say something.

This is a full goom zone

>>51422452
I don’t understand how I’m supposed to be excited for this. My oshi won’t even connect with her fans.

https://twitter.com/Loodlcsy/status/1669267097770131456
Don't goom to this until Gura is back.

>>51422643
It's like lightly blowing on a smouldering fire, the embers flaring up ever so slightly. It's pretty to look at, but it won't keep you warm.

Where is he?

I love Gura!
And this other Gura!
That one Gura too!
I love this Gura as well!
I'll skip the one in the back!

>>51422831
I'm going to fuck this one.

>>51422452
Gura's angelic voice will grace my ears yet again. I'm ready.

gura will become a horse

I love my wife so much!!

How is this an adult? I'm glad she stopped streaming. I really hate pedos

>>51423333
She's a small childlike woman. Learn the difference!

Gura is my semen shark.

>>51423333
You're in possession of said material
Turn yourself in

>>51422831
Fine I’ll take the back one.

>>51423812
More like a semen demon

Do you think Gura used her vibrator today?

>>51424058
>her vibrator
Yeah me

it hurts

>top post on leddit is a "gura doko" post
>comment section is just everyone going through the "projects hort, illness hort" script.
>thread gets locked

>>51424555
Needs tweaking. Definitely needs a better ass. My ideal chest for Gooba is puffy - just starting to become a AA cup

Onahole...

>>51424848
>thread gets pocked
Incredible? There’s only one moderator who never does shit like this…

>>51424848
>thread gets locked
jwu what did I miss? last thread looks normal.

>>51425206
T-Chan trooning out as usual I'm guessing

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bitH6NZ_e2Q
Here is your Gura content for the month, chumfucks.

>>51425375
She works so hard

>>51425375
Naturally Gura hasn't even retweeted about this because who the hell wants to know when the Gura "projects" she so much worked for are coming out, right?

Hello, darkness.

>>51425375
This took 3 months of work, so proud of my wife and I do not regret the lack of streams. T-T

>>51425375
>a ~5 sec cut of Gura prancing around
U rike? Worth those many months of no streams, also anyone disagreeing hates Gura and hololive :)

god i hope she fucking graduates so i can just move on

SHARK SCHEDULE

>>51426771
Happy "The Last Time Gura Had A Schedule"-Anniversary!!

>>51426771
I'm mad that she canceled the member-only chat, I hope she does it this year.

>>51426844
lmao shes gonna come back, shill merch for an hour, and fuck off for another month at least

>>51426111
Why don't you just leave and stop watching her? No one is stopping you from moving on. Hell she would tell you to hit the door also just saying.

>>51426906
>Why don't you just leave and stop watching her
watching what?
also HOLY ESL!!!

>>51426906
>Hell she would tell you to hit the door also just saying.
The expression is "Don't let the door hit you on the way out"

Let's all take a moment to look at my beautiful shark daughter wife.

>>51427044
why isnt she transparent?

>>51426989
she was mentioned during last Ina's stream and on the hololive channel. thats 2 streams in 1 day. If you dont enjoy getting content then just dont watch

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

mom on telly

>>51427064
This was the "before"

God I can't wait until Gura's birthday stream mindbreaks all schizos and antis itt.
>b-but she'll go back to ghosting you right after
Yeah, and?

>>51427398
Who are you quoting?

>>51426111
I also don't get it. If you are fed up with this and don't have the resolve to wait any longer - why wait for graduation?

>>51427398
this. based goombus dabbing on antis by collecting the bd cash and vanishing again. she literally can't stop winning

>>51427536
because as much as I hate this situation I still love her
but its clear she isnt happy and doesnt like her fans or the job so it would be better for her mental health to just leave

>>51427572
Her mental health is just fine the only reason you need to convince yourself she's "sUfFeRiNg" is because it makes you feel less cucked about being her good little ATM.
In reality she's having a blast playing new DBD-clones with her friends while getting passive income in the millions from Hololive without having to do anything.

>>51427044
Now goom on ot

For Gura's birthday I'll give her my Big Chumbie Cock!

>>51427572
Understandable. It's all right to vent then, as long as it does not harrass her. Be strong.

I just want to rape this creature is that too much to ask?

>>51427849
apparently yes

>>51427849
Yeah? Even hearing her voice is not something we're allowed anymore

>>51427042
There is also a saying called Hit the door that you say to another person when you are kicking them out. Why don't you google it. It can also be used in other ways. Gura her self has also used it on stream.

https://youtu.be/92s82JlONE4?t=10080

>>51427678
What does it change whether he convinces himself or not? You either act like a dick or you don't.

This brat!!! TuT

>>51427242
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The reason Gura doesn't want to do this anymore is because she's unhappy and she's unhappy because she's lonely.
Gura sees Hololive as the one thing that is preventing her from being with the person she loves the most. Meeting only a few times a year in secret for a week at most isn't good enough for her anymore. She wants to be loved and she wants to have fun.
Gura is tired of the isolation.
She's tired of the secrecy.
She's tired of of the stress that comes from having to think about every word she says.
And she's tired of having to lie to thousands of people that love and and support and trust her.

It isn't anyone's fault. Things just didn't work out in the end. She overestimated her ability to maintain a fantasy for her audience, because that's all she's ever seen it as. She didn't understand that in order to be a real idol, you really do have to sacrifice a large portion of your young adult life. When so many people love you, it's impossible to hide the truth from them forever, and so it's easier to commit yourself to your fans than it is to have to constantly worry if one of them has somehow discovered what you're hiding.

Gura has a big heart, but she's grown to resent us because she only sees her fans as obstacles at this point. To her, we're forcing her to pretend to be something she's not. To her, we stand between her and the life that she wants to live.

And that is why Gura has decided to graduate.

>>51428198
>gura drops the F bomb on ina for tako sausages
UUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH RRATFAGS?

my turn :/

>>51428447
I don't think she is leaving but she does not have to hide anything from us because her real fans don't care we just enjoy her time when she can stream.

>>51428198
>Would gladly offer My Tako Sasuage to her In exchange for her to drop the F-Bomb on me before bed
kek ina

>>51428572
>her real fans

HEY BUYFAGS!
HELP A NEWBIE OUT
WHICH ONE?
yes yes I'm only now buying it

>>51428447
Valid variation of "she hates us" theory.

>>51428643
Yes!!

>>51428198
wow ina's 3D is almost as cute as gura's

>>51428676
Buying what?

>>51428797
Pop Up Parade

grim

>>51428392
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>51428676
10000% dhl

Sex with a fembud.

>>51428572
while I don't disagree with you, I am not aware of any Hololive idol to be openly in relashionship.

I wonder if she's burnt out on Outlast yet. There's no way she didn't continue to no life it after the stream. But I don't think it has THAT much content.

wow that reddit thread last night was brutal...
i hate how things turned out. everything is falling apart.

We might get some gura news here

>>51429792
Always a shitshow if it hits r/all.

>>51429866
Wtf, worst time to start streams intended to report on other Hololive members activities. From chumbud perspective at least.

Trust the plan

>>51429866
>reporting on holostars
god i fucking hate Hololive EN
it could have been so good

>stars

>>51430051
Ame is just too unity for her own good anon

>>51429866

Why do you guys hate Ame so much?

>>51430171
if thats what you want to call it whatever
Stars killed hololive EN and Stars are the reason Gura quit vtubing
her spiral downward started right about when EN would have found out that the Stars were being hired and the more they shill the Stars the less Gura does

New gura stream
https://www.youtube.com/live/oW2jtYC5ex0?feature=share

>>51430260
I don't. But I don't particularly like her either.

>>51430285
wrong stream idiot
it starts in 3 hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Q94Sd_39-M

>>51430260
She's simply a subpar holo when compared to people like gura, ina, fauna etc.

>>51430285
If I squint hard enough I can kinda see it, but the ESL accent filters me too hard.

>>51430260
i dont hate her but objectively speaking she hasn't been the great friend to gura

Why is it that one type of faggot leaves, another enters?
Off topic shills need to be hanged.

>>51429866
Can't wait to get the Watson Weekly exclusive investigative journalism piece on how Gura has been doing fuck all

Gura is a whore. Watson and Mumei too.

>>51430260
Contrarian cunt, and obnoxious fanbase who cant stay in their own space.

fucking bitch

>>51430260
Her absolute insistence of injecting homoshit into the holoEN sphere. Even mori is not so obnoxious about it

Gura owes me one creampie pass for every day she's ghosted me. Its only fair.

I want the Gura back who was so motivated to stream that she was gonna stream the new zelda if there were no other games

>>51430667
Going by Gura's behavior in regards to her fans and doxxing Ame, I'd say Ame was right... Chumbuds know this, hence the vitriolic replies to >>51430260 I guess.

Gura will stream when she feels ready to do so.

>>51430819
she lied
she never wanted to stream she wanted people to get their hopes up

>>51430855
Go back to your hugbox, faggot.

>>51430855
ai post

>>51430855
Not all replies were vitriolic even in this particular thread. You are generalizing to support you bias.

>>51430872
to be fair you cant really promise things around your health

>>51426771
This was the last schedule she ever did..

Gura clearly has cancer or some shit like that, but of course she'll never admit it

Random streams are still better than no streams, so just deal with it

>>51430966
its a lie because she never addressed not doing it
her health doesnt stop her from communicating no matter how much people want to pretend it does

>>51430970
Wait really?

>>51430972
Gura is balding...

>>51430915
Over half the posts were tho, so I can generalize in this case. Besides, look at the 2 replies before you only reaffirming that further. Anyway, keep attacking all of Gura's coworkers, I'm sure it'll make her come back

>>51431036
Fuck off already

Alright, buckle up, folks. We're diving into the depths of internet rant culture to discuss the subject of Gawr Gura. Now, I know what you're thinking: "How could anyone dislike such an innocent and adorable virtual YouTuber?" Well, my friend, let me enlighten you.

Gawr Gura, the infamous shark girl, has amassed a legion of devoted fans who fawn over her every move. But let's be real here, what is there to actually like about her? She's nothing more than a fabricated character designed to pander to the masses and generate views. Her whole shtick is being a cute, quirky shark girl who plays video games and chats with her audience. But guess what? That act gets old pretty darn fast.

The fact that Gawr Gura has become a global sensation speaks volumes about the state of our society. We've become so obsessed with virtual personas and mindless entertainment that we've lost touch with what truly matters. Instead of celebrating real talent and creativity, we're idolizing a shallow and manufactured figure who adds nothing of substance to the world.

And let's not forget the sheer absurdity of it all. We're talking about a shark pretending to be a virtual YouTuber. Have we really sunk so low that we're entertained by this kind of nonsense? I mean, come on! There are countless talented content creators out there who put in genuine effort and produce high-quality material. But no, let's focus our attention on a shark who can't even hold a real conversation.

Furthermore, the fanbase surrounding Gawr Gura is absolutely insufferable. They flood the internet with their endless fan art, memes, and worship. It's like a never-ending cycle of mindless adoration. And don't even get me started on the simps! These people throw money at her without a second thought, all in the hopes of gaining a sliver of attention. It's pathetic and it undermines the value of real human connections.

In conclusion, Gawr Gura is nothing more than a vapid product of the internet's obsession with novelty. She represents everything that is wrong with our modern society, where substance is overshadowed by superficiality. So let's wake up, people, and start appreciating real talent and meaningful content instead of wasting our time on a fabricated shark girl. We can do better than this.

>>51431015
Yes

>>51431036
Gura's coworkers are in big trouble if she doesn't come back.

>>51430667
the more time goes on the more I realize why Ame said this
Gura is a terrible person

>>51431079
Sort of bittersweet

>>51431075

>>51431075

>>51431036
See? You are biased. You are focusing only on the things you want to hear.
I've no idea why you want chumbuds to hate Ame though. What did she do to you that you resent her so much?

>AI covers gaining traction
>now the Gura clone streamer who looks almost identical and copied her voice and mannerisms is also growing
Please come back faster

>>51430819
Gura already has made it, why would she try to be motivated to stream the latest games and try to grow her fanbase? She only needs to retain some of her most hardcore fanbase to keep money flowing, or maybe even that is not needed. She might be set for life already.

>>51431438
anon... shes done
she cant make it any more clear

I can't stop listening to AI Goomba's cover of Cupid.

didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

>>51431438
Gura went back to Atlantis to get away from us, she's not coming back. It turns out a shark really was all she'll ever be.

I want to suck on Gura's dual phimotic futa shark cocks

>>51431226
Sounds like mental gymnastics to me tbqh... I never implied that I want chumbies to hate Ame nor do I focus on what I want to hear? I focus on major opinion. If there were more posts being neutral about her, then I wouldn't have said that chumbies dislike her. I just find all of this interesting. Also don't try to sound smart when you're blatantly putting words into someone else's mouth or deflecting, it only makes you look silly.

>>51431139
Would kidnap and ruin this student. T o T

Gura forgiveness session
https://twitter.com/hirotakaR180125/status/1669161262771752960
https://twitter.com/Loodlcsy/status/1669267097770131456

>>51431627
Why are you denying it? That was an honest question. Or did you expect people to be neutral to _you_ on your obvious bait?

>>51431837
do you think gura would give good blowjobs?

>>51431918
no

>Mangers get paid extra if their streamer streams over a certain number of hours
Imagine being paid the least from the most subscribed streamer

>>51431627
Why are you here?

>>51431918
No. Still would tho.

my wife

>>51431934
Why did they give Holos such a strong incentive to not stream?

>>51431918
Even without talking about the teeth, no.

Just say something

Man, the hoomans have it good; Mumei's member post from last night is everything I could ever ask for from Gura in explaining/apologizing for infrequent streams and just generally expressing gratitude

You know what would be a cool and cute game? Yoshi's Story but with the ebis trying to find Gura.
If I had the know how to make it, I would try.

That's it, fuckos. I'm gonna do it.

>>51432414
DO NOT

>>51429866
I could rant about this for hours

>>51432322
It's me, Gura. Streaming? I'm just not gonna do it hahaha

>>51432349
That cool. Fucking leave now.

>>51432349
You dont have to keep coming here to shill your whore

>>51432439

>>51429866
The Gura episode will just be her introduction scene then immediate fade to black

>>51432558

>>51432561
she should have just been gura's sidekick, everyone would be better off.

>>51432480
>>51432525
Kek, I'm a chumbud through and through, I don't frequent any other generals or global. I just have ARS memberships to all the other ENs and saw the post pop up in my youtube notifications.

>>51432639
EN would still be in its golden age if watson wasnt a fujo but it is what it is

I blame Muse Dash for this.

I blame Gura being stubborn and not having sex with me for this.

>>51426771
I loved I am Fish no matter how obviously frustrating that kusa game was for her. I remember she was playing it right when i retired last year.Dang that was good times

Gura will return on August 12, 2036.

>>51432935
This is good. I like this

>>51431918
>do you think gura would give good blowjobs?
I think Gura would be enthusiastic the first time just to prove to herself that she could do it. But after the first time she makes you cum with a blowjob, she would lose all interest in ever getting better at it. Even if you really liked it, you wouldn't mean enough to her for her to ever do it again.

>>51432987
I dunno man experience with 4ft something under 100lbs girls with a 3rd grade educational level has taught me that they can be very into it particularly if they dont get much attention from their parents. Now Gura may not be the same but its a pretty good guideline I think

>>51433145
How did you find experience with that type of girl anon

Bruh, where's our shark week?

>>51433178
Not important dont worry about it

>>51433145
Anon... I want you to read that post again and maybe think about the possibility of there being any meaning to it beyond what it's saying on its surface.
Just... come on, man. You're smarter than this.

>>51428571
>Gawr Gura is sad to see you go
Fattest lie ever told

>>51429690
Kronii and Vesper

>>51432037
I blame ayame sana and haachama

Child

>>51433521
Speak for yourself

Pretty damn cute

>>51433506
Harlot

>>51433561
Do it right now then.

She is coming back with an album in her birthday

>>51433775
>album
Of pictures of me and her having sex, yeah

>>51422452
ugh...

What if she got Oshi no KO'd

>>51432037
So that fans could determine which ones were actually worth supporting because the ones that truly love their fans will still stream despite the incentive to not do so.

>>51433875
Wow you gotta be the first one to make that comparison.

Gawr and Gura should have kissy cuddly sex

>>51433948
With me.

I found Gura guys!

>>51434007
that's just some random baby

when is our subreddit coming back up?

>>51434163
I don't consider myself a filthy redditor but I have noticed with this blackout how much I click on tech support search results that end up being reddit
Does this mean we can't tell them to go back any more, since they don't have anywhere to go back to?

>>51431438
>Gura clone streamer
Unironically I like her. People can't replace one another, but I guess I have become pretty jaded since slowly realizing that Gura no longer cares about her own audience, and it's just a nice fantasy to indulge in, a timeline where gura is small and cares about her audience. Don't know if I'll keep watching for long, but nothing lasts forever in this industry.

Did you know that hololive managers get pinged when their talent's weekly streaming time exceeds a certain amount? Neither did Gura's manager.

>>51434470
they should have this for mori's caloric intake

What does Gura's manager do all day?

>>51434456
it's just nice to fill the void until Gura comes back to her old schedule and streams more

>>51434344
At least we got Bing with ChatGPT4. More useful than any google result ever has been for me for anything that isn't an opinion on a product.

>>51434470
I will say that if the reason for the silence is because Gura's manager is useless and she's doing this until Cover gets her a competent one, I would understand 100%.

>>51434589
Manage gura

>>51434589
put a bug in gura's room and whacks off to her farts all day

>>51434589
sign merch

>>51434589
Doesn't she share one with Kiara? I assume all her time goes to Kiara.

>>51434804

>>51434834
Pretty sure Jenma only manages Kiara now. I wonder if the manager switch up is when things started spiraling down

>>51434589
used to tweet but it became too obvious

>>51434918
I miss manechan tweets...

>>51432349
Hoobud here. Gura is still my kamioshi. But recently Mumei is making it more difficult. I love them both so much, I just wish Gura comes back to us.

>>51434596
>until Gura comes back to her old schedule
I don't really have expectations these days. At least not anymore.

>>51434968
Her manager might retweet the new group song later today.

>>51435018
>I don't really have expectations these days. At least not anymore.
I think what did it for me is the repeated return streams where she promises all this stuff and just never delivers on it

>>51435127
M
I still believe in her

>recieve PUP gura
>immediately look up her skirt
Im a prisoner in this shell

>>51435127
M, even if she needs communication correction

>>51435127
M
Literally say one thing please

Goob morning, I love Gura!

>>51435127
M

>>51435127
M

>>51435127
M RT

https://youtu.be/3EH7QMVnSRI
Hey, girl, stop what you're doin'
Hey, girl, you'll drive me to ruin
I don't know what it is I like about you, but I like it a lot
Won't you let me hold you, now, let me feel your lovin' touch
Communication breakdown, it's always the same
Havin' a nervous breakdown, a-drive me insane
Hey, girl, I got somethin' I think you oughta know
Hey, babe, I wanna tell ya that I love you so
I wanna hold you in my arms, yeah
I'm never gonna let you go, 'cause I like your charm
Communication breakdown, it's always the same
Havin' a nervous breakdown, drive me insane, ow, suck
Communication breakdown, it's always the same
Havin' a nervous breakdown, a-drive me insane, yeah
Communicate, I want you to love me all night
I want you to love me all night, I want, hey, I want, yeah
I want you to love me, I want you to love, babe
I want you to love, yeah, I want you to love
Hey, I want you to love, yeah, I want you to

When does the pain end

Gura will stream tonight!

>>51435370
we used to have this comforter

>>51435127
M i miss her ever day

>>51435336
in 5 days

https://youtu.be/cP6DX422I5I

>>51435127
M

gura AI cupid cover is fucking awful. people who like that shit must be deaf.

>>51435704
99% of AI stuff posted here is hot garbage.

If you can't have Gura, become Gura.

>>51435757
kill yourself

>>51435704
what else do you want people to do? theres nothing new to listen to. desperation kicks in

>>51435757
there is a Piplup Gura now?

>>51435757
you will never be rindo

>>51435842
I miss our dauther, rindo making gura voices.

>>51435916
>the above Gura
I can never look at THOSE renditions of EN the same ever again

>>51435757
Shameless rip-off

does anyone have the meme with the gura cycle where she sucks, she does smth cool, i kneel, repeat or however it goes?

>>51435989
probably ina's most notable/obvious fuckup in her entire vtuber career is just gura's teeth in that one

>>51436029

>>51436032
I hate it so much for that. looks uncanny

>>51436049
this one is good to have too but i meant the one where she doesn't stream for months talking about "projects" and how "busy" she is and is hated for it

>>51436049
based, patientgods never lose

>>51436080

>>51436080
kys

>>51436080

>>51435757
ive been watching her over the past few hours and she's scratching the itch but it just reminds me how much I miss Gura. it's like looking into some weird alternative reality

>>51436127
>>51436182
am I thinking of a meme from something else and these are all the gura ones?
>>51436140
nyooooo :(

Gura's been gone for 10 years. You need to move on, anon.

>>51436029

THAT'S IT. I'm going in, and I'm bringing her back

>>51436450
omg scorpion jacket meme <3

>>51436450
Godspeed, chumbie

in the beginning, there were three bears
gummy bear
papi bear
et p beearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>51435757
the change I need...

free-camelsex.dk

>>51436969
what?

>>51436386
This is exactly what will happen when she phones it in her for the management mandated merch shilling stream

>mods locked the last missing Gura Leddit thread
Great, this means her return is nigh as management once again notices people want her back in the only place they ever check, leddit

>>51437340
its funny that it was locked because everyone was having civil conversation about Gura not caring about her fans
i took a quick read through and outside of obvious shitters it was pretty much everyone just agreeing that Gura has given up on Hololive and her fans

>>51422401
Is there a queue for this?

I'm so horny for fembuds.

my pp is swollen for some hairy fembuds

Gura has a bushy pucci and hairy pits.

>>51437395
The fan situation is truly grim. You can invent any kind of cope to excuse her lack of desire to stream or make it seem "understandable", but there is literally no way to explain her treatment of the fans except that she is completely ungrateful to them and doesn't care one bit.

>>51437395
It was locked cause it wound up in reddit front page and basically that's brand damage for cover. It's the reddit equivalent of a viral video.

Maybe the dumb fucks will then make a gura say anything, realizing they as management can and should speak to fans
They can't make her stream but they can fucking say she won't stream any time soon

Gura is fuzzy like a squishy peach.

>>51437580
>>51437629
I'm saving my goom for tonight

She's smooth and hairless down there with some pleasant peachfuzz only

She's really gonna do it. She's gonna poke her head out to shill the birthday merch and then fuck off again. God dammit I can't believe this shit.

HOLY FUCK GUYS GURA IS ON STREAM!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Q94Sd_39-M

It's all so tiresome

>>51437762
>Mom! Can we get some Gura?!
>Mom: We have Gura at home!
>*Gura at home*

>>51437590
Well there is one explanation that's somewhat understandable; major depression that's caused her to shut down from everything. As someone who's suffered from that before and also self-isolated because of it I can sympathize, but before anyone spews some shit about me defending her for a condition she might not even have I think its well within someone's right to still be frustrated about the situation. Just offering a possible explanation

>>51437845
the other Gura was discontinued

>>51437727
I can honestly imagine her sobbing with frustration and hyperventilating in bed. Her small body shivering. She knows it's very bad to only come back for bday and shill merch but she cant dip out because Cover will force her to do it. She knows she has to do something beforehand first but with each day and each week she doesnt do it, it becomes harder and harder. The stress piles on until she cant even look at anything Gura related. Just send a message. Just like anything, but now the voices of her fans are ringing inside her head and it's preventing her from interacting. The birthday stream will be a nightmare for her.

>>51431644

>>51437762
>>51437845

>>51437848
still not an excuse for the ghosting
just because im sad it doesnt mean its ok to let my dog starve to death because im to depressed to feed it

>>51437625
pls andstando, they are desperate to give a fake facade to shareholders that their 4 million subs vtuber is actually an active member of the brand

>>51437948
youd be surprised the things people do and dont do when depressed.it's not okay but actual true depression just prevents you from functioning. there are people who failed to look after their family members or children because they were incapacitated from depression. it's not okay it's not right but you cant fight your brain when you have an actual illness.

>>51437948
You don't understand, each day you don't feed it will make the dog angrier. When you come back it will ask where the food was! You need to wait until it dies to be safe from it's judgemental questioning. This is rock solid logic.

>>51437948
almost none of us are going to literally die from lack of Gura, anon

>>51438015
yup
still not an excuse

>>51437948
>dude thinks a vtuber not streaming is like not feeding his pet
chumbies are out of touch with reality

>>51437893
she did it to herself, actively, purposefully, and deliberately. i have absolutely no sympathy.

>>51435127
M

>>51438082
>>51438100
sounds like you love her a lot less than i do

>>51437948
Not saying her actions are excused, even when you're battling depression if you aren't doing your job you just aren't doing your job. But rather than stemming from ungratefulness or regular apathy this change in her behavior is better explained this way

>>51438091
>>51438112
do you also blame people who get cancer or other disease they have little control over?

>>51437893
>The birthday stream will be a nightmare for her
this is why I kind of hope she cancels it, honestly

>>51438127
no I'm just a lot less menhera

>>51438141
>compares cancer to purposely making herself depressed
ok bud...

>>51437893
holy dramatization

>>51438145
Same.

>>51438145
doing the bday stream will be painful.
not doing it would be a catastrophic disaster. people can somewhat cope by saying she's just burnt out or busy with projects and that it's somehow not that big of a deal. not doing a bday stream would be horrific

>>51438141
she intentionally cooked up strategies to avoid streaming and to deflect and deceive her paying members about it. gura is a perpetrator, not a victim.

>>51438184
how exactly did she "purposely" give herself depression?

>can't just enjoy when she streams
you people are annoying shits ruining it for everyone else, either fuck off or stop bitching, everything in-between is being an annoying attention whore

>>51438224
if she doesn't do it, it sends a clear signal that something is seriously wrong and has been for a while. if she does and hawks merch after an hour, it sends a signal that nothing is wrong and she just doesn't give a fuck.

not doing it is better than doing it at this point

>>51438306
sounds like do or dont it sends a bad message. I feel it would be different if she had streams planned for 7 days before the bday at least.

>>51438298
fuck off darkmaze

>>51438280
its a zoomer thing
they love being "depressed" and killing their brains with short form tiktok content that is proven to make people depressed

>>51437948
Eh depression can really debilitate people, and by that I mean like "lying in bed until your body is destroyed from bed sores and going up take a piss seems an impossible task" levels

Having said that it is insanely unlikely that Gura is anywhere near a serious case of depression. We know she plays games off-stream, we know she goes outside, she sounds completely fucking fine in the recent collab streams, those are not signs of someone depressed.

>>51438145
I do think it's better if she cancels it... if she either she or Cover comes out and just announces an official hiatus at the same time. No more of this will she or won't she shit, if she truly needs a break for unspecified personal issues just come out and say it

I hate that I still love her

>>51437893
Imagine all this, but stemming from a "health hort" or a "many projects" excuse being actually real. She'd be the only one who knows the truth, but unable to tell it to anyone because they 100% will not believe it. Makes the mental load that much heavier. True suffering.

>>51438184
NTA but depression is literally a brain disease. True depression is your brain going haywire and fucking up the production of hormones you need to function as normal. The person has very little say in whether they get it or not.
Not saying she definitely has it or that she didn't walk into the current situation herself, but yeah.

>>51438394
weird

>>51438380
again
its zoomer depression
she just wants to act like shes sad and depressed and uses it as an excuse to not do the things she should be doing

>>51438365
go back

Sorry

>>51438298
I wish I could kill you. I want to keelhaul you from Delaware Bay to the ports of Shanghai.

>>51438413
>but unable to tell it to anyone because they 100% will not believe it. Makes the mental load that much heavier. True suffering.
I dont get it. Make it official. Have Cover make a statement that "due to health reasons, Gawr Gura will cease her streaming activities until further notice"
it's this purgatory hell of
>is she sicks
>is she well
that's annoying people

>>51438224
Nah, a phoned in shilltastic b-day stream would be the worst because then it just looks like she's coasting and only doing things for the money.

>>51438467
she can't do that because she isn't sick.

>>51438298
Ironic, coming from the holier-than-thou attention whore

What happened to rindo

The birthday thing is awkward no matter what. Was it yesterday when I said the no good moves, only bad and worse bit? Still applies, but not doing anything until her birthday or not doing it at all both fall under worse. Now that we're only five days away and six weeks since she started to ignore us what the FUCK I'm not sure 'just bad' is on the agenda, though. Feels like shit, I'm gonna play more Zelda.

>depression loop again
she's happier now than she's ever been since joining hololive. That's very obvious based on the last times we saw her.

>>51438554
She got groomed, they convinced her to not stream.

>>51438554
I'm watching the new walmart gura

>bday stream starts
>prechat muted
>heavily moderated chat during the stream
>completely avoids the absence
>talks abit,does some singing and call ins
>"I would like to announce...A NEW PURSE and A MUG"
>52min stream
>"see you all again soon, BUH BYEEEE"
how accurate is this prediction?

>>51438554
she went back to being a child

>>51438466
If you think I have any worth at all, you really overestimate me. I don't mean anything, and can't do anything. The only difference is that I realize that.

>>51438433
That’s just something you made up due to a profound lack of understanding that other people are real humans just like you, though

Would Gura play FFXVI when it releases? Apparently the dev for the combat system also did DMC's combat.

>>51438641
pretty good but I think real gura wont be there and they will just play prerecorded video with 3d model from the time when she was in japan

>>51438596
The only "good" way I see through it is if she does at least 1 stream before and then there are a bunch of huge projects shown/revealed in the actual birthday stream. Every other option is bad to worse.

>>51438703
>Would Gura play
No

I choose to believe whatever Gura says
The problem is, when Gura says nothing, I don't know what to believe

>>51438703
Would Gura be around when it releases is the question

>>51438705
would we even know if she ignores chat completely?

>>51438703
she will play the new armored core day one

Gura cute Gura cute!

I dunno why, but my mind keeps going to the idea of an AI Gura replacing the real one. Like a corporate Neuro-sama.

>>51424977
check some kanyapyi for ass

>>51438703
Yes, she will play it. Off stream of course, just like RE4

>>51438819
Would ruin

>>51438912
anon... RE4 perms were complete ass

>>51438715
That's not even a "good" option, it's just the one with the best damage control and hope for the future. Because even if all these big projects are revealed and come to fruition, this problem she has with communication is getting to the point where it dampens hype for her projects. It'd be a better outcome, but at some point she has to confront her communication issues

>>51424977
She has no ass.

>>51438866
AI is no where near that. Neuro is retarded and literal tech toy tier.

I'm starting to not miss Gura anymore...
It's like a "Did this girl even exist?" kind of thing.
Like when a family member passes away...

>>51438981
and neuro is actually maintained by a proper programmer, not a fraudulent fake tech company.

We have Neuro shills too now? /ggg/ is crazy

>>51438962
Yes, that is why I put in the quotation marks.

>>51439059
>Proper programmer
Yet she's still just a shitty chat bot. Until someone figures out how to speed up memory storage she's going to continue to be a toy with the memory of a goldfish.

>>51439114
With all the spare time most people will start to watch other things. I'm sure you're watching or doing something that isn't watching Gura when you have some free time.

>>51439237
That's what the other generals are for, anonchama

>>51439237
Yea, I've been watching fleshstreamers play Mechabellum and the FFXVI demo lately.

>>51439237
True. I've been playing some early ps2 jrpgs again and theyre more tedious than I remember them being.

Yo did you guys see this new penguin tuber? I'm having fucking deja vu with how blatant the copying is.

how the fuck did we get to this point, 5 days until her birthday and we havent heard from her directly in 6 weeks, i dont see any good options left for what the birthday could even be. the only thing than save this would be a packed schedule before the birthday and a small explanation on the first stream back. otherwise only streaming on the birthday itself just looks fucking terrible

She literally could just be doing reruns of old karaokes and streams, but she's even too lazy for that.

Unconditional faith in Gura.

>>51438638
She's just step one of the Gura cloning process

>>51439385
Nope but there are too many damn penguins now

Shrimpcels… it’s over, isn’t it?

>>51439398
Birthday stream postponed

Trust the plan. She's preparing an atomic love bomb for Monday/Tuesday.

>>51439464
>shrimpcel
But I'm a sex haver... a deviant... a pest even... I just want to fuck Gura. T o T

I'd be fine with birthday stream postponement if it came with an explanation of... anything, really

>>51439440
What's preventing her from taking off? If she pulls this off just right she could have hundreds or even a thousand or so viewers by next month. Whoever it is, well played and amazing timing.

Are we all creepy perverts?

>>51439573
i dont respect leaches

>>51439577

>>51434520
maybe if Gura ate a Snickers she'd stream again

>>51439577
I want Gura to use her alarm on me because I touched her little lady bits. T u T

>>51439573
No corporate backing
No covid lockdowns
Probably not going to get blessed the youtube algorithm

Ngl, I love booba Gura.

>>51439440
Stop posting these memes. It's free advertising.

>>51439573
-18 dB, yeah I'm skipping this one.

leaked schedule for this birthday

>>51439385
She's like the RC Cola version of Gura, but you know what? It's not that bad, and definitely better than literally nothing.

>>51439573
She isn't as funny as Gura. She is cute so I'm sure she will get some fans, might become a 3view even.

>>51439747

>>51439769
>>51439801
stop advertising your shittuber
it's offtopic go back to your splits

>>51439769
Idk, i'd take nothing over wasting my time watching women who aren't stripping.

>>51438554
Out of curiosity I checked their Twitter to find this
>https://twitter.com/NashForge/status/1635142338711552002
Nash if rindo never returns I blame you

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>51439675
>Probably not going to get blessed the youtube algorithm
Arguably she has because she's already on my front page, what the fuck?