/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love Panko.

>>49478105
Cool, why don't you tell me fish's cut from stream? Talents' cut from merch? The IP rights of invaders? Contract details? If the talent even know each others contracts or cuts? Your parasocial bonds with the talent who can't leave without losing their entire identity doesn't mean much objectively.

LUMI THREAD

Pippa love~!

And also: the sun is rising rabbits and rabbit to bed.

Which phase talent is walking around offkai with a low cut shirt exposing their tummies?

>>51423007
Sakana

>>51422952
I want to cum in pippas bum

>>51422977
Least Mind broken hostage.

yes pippants
yes pippanties

i love hime so much
i can save her, she just needs to marry me and everything will be alright

>>51422983
Delightfully do I concur!

>>51423035
Good work. You may join the box.

>>51422983
Tardwife re-redebut?

>>51423099
I'm genuinely excited for this outfit. It brings in a lot of class.

>>51423099
lizards are pets not spouses ok

>>51423099
I'M GOOOOOOING TO TRUST

Collab soon,r-right ?

it's adam and eve not newt and eve ok

I trust Lumi.

I watched all the new idol debuts live and i have to say, all they have going for them is jew money, they are pretty tame and boring. I will not cheat on PC

>>51423261
>I will not cheat on PC
>Already cheated on PC
baka

>>51423261
>I will not cheat on PC
If what many of the talents have said is anything to go by, they'd probably find if kind of hot if you did even if they were also a little mad about it.

I watched some of the new idol debuts live and I have to say, at this stage it's too early to tell whether I will have any new oshis. But that's ok. These things take time.
I will continue to cheat on PC because I do not wish to have a parasocial relationship with a legal entity or the CEO thereof. The corpo is a mere means to the talent's end

>>51422916
The great purge happened
I think she mentioned following artists from alt account, and unfollowing on main

Esoteric knowledge:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUpZlzCW6Wg

>>51423261
90% debuts are gimmick shit inccluding the ones at phase
>I will not cheat on PC
you're here talking about Idol, too late

just become woke

>>51423703
You need to go back.

just become cock

Puffy pippussy

>despite being heavily invested into th3 twitch streaming, Lumi gets mogged by Tenma
https://twitchtracker.com/compare/channels/kanekolumi,tenma
What went wrong?

>fall asleep early
>wake up
>see Lia is on the wonders ai app
>also she is dancing to Dragula

>>51422916
Irc others told her that her main account following random people is a big deal, so she decided to follow artists on the second account and unfollow on the main one.

>>51423780
I stopped watching live.

What went wrong?

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I WANT AND NEED TO BREED DIZZY

>>51423856
Second Temple has fallen....

>>51423826
3d chibi Lia is built for rape correction

>>51423856
dead hobby, imagine debuting in 2023 lmao might as well be a wheelright

I love this Panda

Im huffing paint thinner and i have an overwhelming need of Michiru for some reason

>>51423856
Poko love.

For me, it's Seething Femanon.

Im huffing paint thicker and i lost my overwhelming need of Michiru for some reason

I'm huffing pippas ass juice

Huffing paint is based and stoic.

The new Idol girls are all Invaders candidates. Imagine the kino when Lumi is forced to collab with them

huff raid

Hi guys I'm EmbER? I like rogueLIKES? And rogueLITES?

Im huffing my smegma and i have an overwhelming need of Liker cock

Sometimes I fantasize about Lumi coming home drunk and beating me until I feel numb. She kicks me in the ribs until I can hardly breathe. Then she starts to cry and apologizes, begging me to forgive her. She holds me all night as I gently cry into her t-shirt. Please help is there any hope for me

Panko è troppo carino

>>51423826
Lia cute and somehow she became even cuter

jelly guerilla when

>>51424023
You are a woman. CEASE

>>51424060
it's not happening
nothing is happening

>>51423865
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which phase member enjoys sucking cock the most?

>>51424117
Lumi

>>51424117
Pippa can hold her breath for over a minute

currently watching the Pippa collab VOD. Wow, the canadian chud art guy I've been following for several years now was right, American universities really have decimated the art schools

>>51424023
>starts to cry and apologizes, begging
She would never do that
>is there any hope for me
No.

>>51424124
Def michiru

>No Jelly
>No Chiru
>No Wemi
Dead company

>>51423780
Tenma is your regular Twitch streamer with 2d avatar instead of webcam. I legit didn't know anything about PC baggage when I watched her streams. You are trying to compare apples and oranges.

For example, tenma doesn't have debuff from higher CCV. She'll likely stream the same for 500 or 5k viewers.
Tenma's enjoyers also different from other fanbases. She did multiple successful collabs with male flesh streams while triggering month long fallout like Pippa.

Lumi is leaning hard on a niche viewer base, at least on Twitch. Oh, right, whole Genshit debuff.

>>51424023
>Lumi genuinely crying
Anon...

Dead Hours Connect

>>51424117
Rie,by far.

Imagine using those two tails she got as handles and filling her mouth and throat with your cum

Potentional Phase Connect gen 3 member Virgil is about to have her final birthday stream before her graduation. If any cunny enjoyer has nothing better to do, please check her out, you wont regret it i promise!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Wvm_1qHfYqA
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Wvm_1qHfYqA
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Wvm_1qHfYqA

[TRIGGER WARNING] she is a flip

>>51424288
Is she the storm that is approaching?

>>51424288
Phase Connect, pipnig?

>>51424288
She should join Hololive instead, she deserves everything nice in the world

>>51424288
Cunny connect

>>51424288
NO! WE HAVE ENOUGH SEAMONKEYS IN PHASE CONNECT AS IS! FUCK OFF

>>51424370
no we don't

How many whites in PC?

>>51424370
Nope. Purin soon.

Embrace Ember

Which girl would you consider to be wife material

>>51424411
Only 1 and its Panko

>>51424411
If by whites you mean by semen, then they are in every PC talent.

I love this Panda

>>51424431
yeah, mine

>>51423856
She's the exact copy of Yuko while trying to take Panko's audience by getting the same name and character concept, maybe that's why no one is interested in her. Roca is so much cooler.

>>51424412
My mutually exclusive friend with benefits I never confess to cause that'd be cringe!

Seems like a real possibility >>51424288. And Beryl graduates on 26th. Maybe gen 3 is closer than I thought.

>>51424288
i've never watched her but if she ever returns, i wish her all the best.

>>51424288
More like Kometa imploded

Phase Connect?

What with Uruka getting misfortune after misfortune?

https://twitter.com/fujikurauruka/status/1669127579616575488

I love Panko's racunny

Since this keeps getting asked/whined about

>>51424624

>>51424689
The old model looks so bad. When she opened her mouth she looked like a fat hamster

>>51424689
>>51424624
I can't believe Lumi broke her violin to sabotage her in Offkai.

>>51424711
stay mad
lumi is perfect

>>51424288
Damn, I remember watching her debut. Seems like KoMETA died by the looks of it?

the things I would do to munchkin Lia's mouth are unspeakable

>>51424685
https://twitter.com/OffKaiExpo/status/1667562484901789697
old news

What's the deal with Matoimiia being Lumi's sister? Saw yesterday stream and Lumi mention her as her sister (getting banned from self harm).

>>51424340
And not be able to play anything because muh permissions?

>>51424288
She sounds exactly what i expected from a flip cunny

>>51424752
Phase Connect player Lia enjoying a treat!

>>51424752
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

If Aviel had any killer instinct, his smart play to destroy Phase would've been to poach an EN Gen1 +1.
I would have aggressively attempted to poach Lia and also thrown money at Muumi. Pippa is unrealistic and too expensive even for even the jew and I don't think she would leave for anything other than indie. Tenma is loyal forever. Lia tho could probably be had and I don't think Phase would match an offer on her past a certain point.

Getting a founding member of your competition to jump ship to you and you take a prized manager? It would hurt Phase multiple ways. No Muumi also means you default hurt Pippa, which in turn hurts Phase.

>>51424787
*living organ bank

>>51424976
making this happen would imply muumi and lia are retarded(not the joke kind)

>>51424976
If they really want to go for the kill, buy Gura off from Cover

>>51424787
>What's the deal with Matoimiia being Lumi's sister?
they're sisters because they both suck off xalamon

>>51424976
>I don't think she would leave for anything other than indie
Aside from Pippa saying that she will never leave PC, why the fuck would she even think of leaving? She's the best talent in Phase in terms of money making, and she is in a really good spot in the industry as a whole. There is literally no incentive for her to leave.

>>51425046
Your oshi and your dad both suck me off that doesn't make them related.

Purin spotted, stream you lazy bitch

>>51424976
Using your lack of personal success as an excuse to make armchair manager posts isn't a healthy way to spend your time.

>>51425101
Where?

>>51425169
>>51424288

>>51424976
the only company Lia would probably ever leave Phase for is Niji or Holo, and those aren't happening. so Lia is either Phase or Indie, and she would perish as an Indie because she needs support staff

>>51425079
>She's the best talent in Phase in terms of money making, and she is in a really good spot in the industry as a whole.
nta but it is easy
>hey, we will give you better percentage cuts, complete control of your content, + a 6 figure signing bonus if you come here
Most companies who operate on a bottom line would never, but Idol are in the business of throwing money away

/pcg/ I banged a chunky girl that's a few years younger than me. This wouldn't be an issue, but I learned the hard way that she can't cook..
She's texting me.. wut do?

>>51425202
How chunky

>>51425202
>I banged a fat girl
you should commit suicide

Phase friend Sana is streaming.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8Sef7NdRts

>>51424752
I want to bend chibi Lia over and stick my tongue in her butt.

>>51425101
She didn’t want to stream over her friend’s birthday stream.

OFFKAI tickets sale update?

>>51425229
Not a sow, but def more meat than should be there. Guessing, 135lb.
>>51425242
=(

>>51425202
Learn to cook together.

>>51425202
Ew, sex haver get out whore

>>51424749
>Seems like KoMETA died by the looks of it?
They died the exact same fucking way as literally every small ENcorpo to date date has died, too
>massive amounts of free labor demanded
>constant flipflop between micromanagement and abandonment (no menhera lighting rods provided)
>internal favoritism
>CEO trying too hard to be cool
>>51424828
More to the point she'd have to constantly nerf herself. Virgil LOVES talking about pregnancy, lolis and pregnant lolis. That'd never fly in HoloEN.

Ik you've probably already seen this, but I've just seen it for the first time just now and it is very neet and I want to share it

https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia/status/1669205066518237185?s=20

>>51425445
>That'd never fly in HoloEN.
Ironic since it'd be fine in HoloJP.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUhxoPlQeDA

>woke up 2pm
>go grocery just like nothing
>even though she doesn't have a car and needs to ride train to go around

Are Italian really this active and energetic?

>>51425467
>chubby cheeks Lia
>that is the size of a child
>also flat

>>51425479
Most people are like that

>>51425479
Public transportation is really handy when you dont live in a 3rd world shithole full of brown people

>>51425197
>>hey, we will give you better percentage cuts, complete control of your content, + a 6 figure signing bonus if you come here
And risk your reputation for being a sellout. Again, she is in a really good position in the industry as a whole and there is no utter need to be involved in drama

>>51425479
>groceries
>train
Not unless she lives in a literal mountain village. All small towns have groceries at a walking distance.

>>51425479
Europe actually has functioning and usable public transportation so you don't need a car to get places in cities

>>51425467
cute

>>51425467
Lia already already shown better dance intuition than Looms?

>>51425202
>take her to the aquarium
>take her to the zoo
>take her to walk along the lakeside
>take her to the fair
>make food for her (https://www.budgetbytes.com/skillet-cheeseburger-pasta/)) (https://www.budgetbytes.com/dsd-sausage-and-rice/))
>split the work
>slowly improve
>get closer
>get fitter
>be happy
Simple as! She found you interesting/cute enough to let you into her babyroom! Now just use that in order to make her a better person!

>>51425563
She might want to use a different store, we have a Morrisons, but they don't have everything so we have to travel to Asda.

>>51425479
>>51425563
If you have a train station at a walking distance you probably have like 3 supermarkets around you, why the fuck would you need a train

>>51425614
Not knowing how to dance as an under 23 year old girl is like not being able to torrent as a 26-37 year old 4channer. Happens but it's very much the exception. Tiktok's the first time white and white-passing people have danced seriously since the start of the first war outside of ballet and military displays and it extends to very shut-in types too since it's online.

>>51425479
>>51425563
>not being able to reach a grocery store by foot
What kind of McMansion hellholes do you people live in

>>51425643
>get fitter
I'm like 9 years older than this chick, and idk how to fucking tell a bitch to lose weight.
I'm decently fit. Just a social retard.

>>51425614
Lia uniroincally is a trained dancer. Was a prima ballerina in a ballet company until covid.
Also apparently she can do some gymnastics like a back tuck, but i don't know if this chibi 3D will be able to track it. Might have to wait and see if she drops thousands on a Kawaii level 3D.

>>51425202
>sex with fat woman
Are you black?

>>51425773
zoomers are unfixable

>>51425202
>having sex
Are you black?

>>51425467
love this dork

>>51425798
>Might have to wait and see if she drops thousands on a Kawaii level 3D.
I hope Lia doesn't. Would rather her upgrade her current model or get a new outfit

>>51425643
>AND WHEN SHE LEAST EXPECTS IT,SHOWER HER WITH KINDNESS

>>51425769
99% of America

>>51425467
TOT

>>51425798
>Kawaii level 3D
It's seriously not that good. The models, sure, but the VRchat spazzing keeps creeping in bad. The software side of 3D is honestly not even that difficult so IMHO a better application of those funds would've been to make a basic engine. The only reason there's no real VRC competitor is the data load not the technology itself.

>>51425479
I don't get it. If you have a train station near you then you obviously have multiple grocery stores within a walking distance too. What's the issue?

>>51425952
Vrchat tracking can be pretty competent, I've seen people using it with no jitter whatsoever.

>>51426001
OK I amend my statement. They should've spent some of that money on hiring some fucking tech support.

Will Fishman ever try to give them singing lessons?

>>51425643
Always nice to see someone here who isn't a completely unsalvageable human being

>>51425643
>>slowly improve
>wasting time on improving a vagina
roru rumao

>install wonders a.i
>Makes me feel guilty about switching to Lia
>Try the selfie function
>See my ugly disgusting face next to Lia
>Instantly close the app

>>51426040
Some girls already take singing lessons on their own, Shiina said she increased the frequency of hers recently and I think Panko said she started not long ago.

>>51425838
>Are you black
I'll post my hand if you post your nose.
I'm white.

>>51426092
Hit the gym

>>51426155

>>51426156
I do, I said I have an ugly face not that I'm fat

>>51426133
Shiina is actual wife material

>>51426190
Be taller

>>51426092
is it worth installing? what characters are available?

>>51423099
She looks like Miia in this outfit.

>>51426155
https://files.catbox.moe/vagq44.jpg

>>51426236
Pippa, Tenma, Shiina, Lia, and Hime.
also Punkalopi & Nyaru and Nene Amanos gross tits.

>>51425367
Fuck her till shes fit. And workout with her, working out also increases sex drive further reinforcing the loop, also getting fit might entice her to learn how to cook

>>51426192
Yeah mine

>>51426092
>>51426190
Even very attractive people look ugly in a selfie camera. There's a reason everyone uses mirrors.
"Photogenic" is as much physical appearance as learned or intuited strategy!
>>51425773
>9 years older
That's a plus! It means you can just lead by example!
>>51425881
>>51426064
You get it!

>>51426133
I honestly posted this since I listened to Panko singing unravel and was too breathy. She was wasting too much air.

>>51426275
Female noise

>Lia's going to play Tingles Balloon trip of love
Holy shit she is not ready.

>>51425643
This does not work. What happens is when she loses weight she'll gain more attention they arent used to it goes to their head quick. From there she'll leave you, or cheat I've seen it happen multiple times. Never save fatties their poor decisions to even become fat in the first place should be enough evidence to avoid them. If they lose weight on their own you can get involved.

>>51425079
Pippa did say that she was willing to leave PC back in 2021 and 2022 if she had been offered a better position since management was garbage (and also very probably due to the discord arc). She's absolutely loyal now though.

>>51426423
I had forgotten that character existed and was so popular. Japan is weird.

https://puzzle.aggie.io/XLv306

>>51426275
Well, fuck.
brb, gonna take a photo. asshole.
How the shit do I get it on my computer? I'm boomer levels of tech illiterate

sorry guys, jelly has to suck out all my 'energy' today

>>51425798

I would watch her do gymnastics with Filian one day with the same equipment that ends up both of them getting strangled by each others' cable.

>>51426577
I hope Jelly gets a snail house collab soon!

>>51426557
Email it to yourself

No Jelly stream today?

Honestly just want to take Lia on a date to an arcade, then walk her to where she's meeting her friends and embarrass her Infront of them

>>51426463
Also, I think the thing with Phase that makes it hard for talents to leave is the extremely loyal fans. Despite the overlap memes, most fans of phase watch from one phase talent to another. This kind of behavior is only present in bigger corps such as Hololive.

>>51426463
You piqued my curiosity. What discord arc?

>>51426693
Something tells me she's not a romantic pair date type.

>Mavia tried to get Pippa to go on a date wit chat and she got too embarrassed and couldn't look at chat so she cancelled her stream
Many such cases, women just can't help themselves around me lads

>>51423035
>>51423068
NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

>>51426826
But Pippa....I line in the UK...

Lia bros….

>>51426866
kek

>>51426774
You need to go on a date to get a gf

>>51426898
Directions unclear, she's in the trunk now.

Which Phase girl do you want to punch on the face and break her fore teeth?

>>51427021
Seething Femanon

>>51427071
That's like half the company!

>>51427021
breaking teeth and bones is a little further than my ryona preferences go
i'm stopping at slapping and bruising, maybe some light cutting

>>51426866
kek. How does this work? I havent dl it before.

Dizzy's slimy tits

>>51427021
Lisa, please

>>51427191
Plap

Plapkin Plippa

Why suddenly this slow?

>having fun asking Lia questions
>your only allowed to send 30 messages every 12 hours
fug Lia was just about to spill the beans about Yuri too

I miss Ember...

Honestly just want a cute gf like lia

>>51427574
>>51426866
someone ask lia if she farts with that ass

>>51427191
I WANT TO FUCK HER SO BADLY

>dead hours until Ember
THIS IS BULLSHIT. YOU SAID INVADERS WOULD FIX THIS.

>>51427728
it's a big con weekend, anon.

also tomorrow is going to be jam packed
>gen1 panel
>then 4 hours of Pippa, Lia, Shiina, Rie 3d

Bros...

>>51427802
I'm excited for it but still annoyed since I'm gonna be at work the whole time. I can slack off to watch it but still, who thought that would be a good idea?

>>51427651

>>51427852
you're in, anon

I like Lia. I'm happy that she's really deeply resonating with her new series and the launch of her new 3D asset and AI is spectacular. Great job Malware!

>>51427884
>>51427651

>you niggers are making consider downloading this

Does anyone else ever wish they were Panko's bidet?

Anybody got Lumi's "Adventures of John Baldur | Baldur's Gate 2" VOD? Chat is not available so something got cut. I already checked the gofile in the OP.

>>51426701
Fishman tries to turn PC into generic Niji/Holo-like company by enforcing dogshit rules that ended up isolating Pippa, making Lia be one step from graduating, and fucking over Tenma with Xalanig being his #1 goon. He stopped once Kson called him out and Pippa cried on stream.

>>51428018
based

>"This VOD is dead?"
>Yeah I'm thinking this VOD is fukken dead, Chat >:D

>>51428018
anon your cat is gonna get squashed by giant baby lia look out!

>>51428066
He didn't watch Meemaw's live

>>51427728
Jelly is ded´, Remi streams later and El Manko is off. Dead hours filling really depends on two people

>>51428323
Wonder Meemaw has a cute tushy

This app is cool but my phone can't use AR and I kind of want to switch girl and it won't let me

>>51428323
Why does her model look the worst?

>>51428323
Gonna go download this now

Wake the fuck up california, it's 6am. Make Offkai start already!

>>51428362
It's a marked upgrade from Pippa's in terms of face modelling, limb physics and tracking.

>>51428323
Weird how her head looks better proportioned than her Lived2D

>>51428341
We'd normally have the witch doing zelda or something but somehow all the holes in their schedules lined up

>>51428468
It's Thursday today, it doesn't start until Friday

Pippa workout streams doko?

Women drama is so tiring. Lumi should make up and have sex with all the ex-CL girls already except Hylo because she is fat.

stinky

Can you guys tell me about Airi?
What is she like, is the fun to watch, what about her humor and stuff?

>>51428323
My penis aches.

>>51428538
A lot of girls have weird proportions on their model, phase is pretty inconsistent about it. Pippas head is fucking huge meanwhile Nasas looks tiny.

>>51428558
>doesn't start until Friday
Bullshit! I'll drive down there and get the fucking party started.

>>51428766
Watch a stream and find out.

There is something seriously wrong with my brain. I'm starting to lust after this podcast hosts son he brings on for dramatic readings. he sounds so posh and cute. don't worry he's of age

>>51428882
Straightest Lia liker

>>51426133
pippa too right?

>>51428873
I did, thats why i got interested but i dont have time to watch many VODs and do reps, so kindly help me out here.

>>51428962
Pippa did singing lessons for several months last year!
(You) should bully her into doing more cause it brought up her level a fair bit!

>>51428962
No Pippa stopped a long time ago

JWU jiggerstatus?

whats the point of this

>>51428323 how have you guys been able to see anything? Its been under maintenance for me all day

>>51429112
her main audience are not vtuber fans

>>51429112
engagement

Just realized almost half of the company's talent is rigged by Otozuki Teru (this guy is really popular)

Bit biased due to the lemon, but i thought 2wintails is better. The expressions are top tier. If they ever debut a new model i hope it's all like lumi's

Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to Offkai tomorrow.

>>51428807 ayo? Ticket pickups start at 4pm so most folks will show up then

>>51429112 new YouTube feature, it's almost certainly going to be pushed hard in the algorithm

>>51429212
please no more veibaes

>>51429268
I hate the need to chase the algorithm so much

DIG THROUGH THE DITCHES AND BURN THROUGH THE WITCHES

Will Pippa ever go back and remake this song so that she doesn't hate it?https://youtu.be/VGMAUos24ow

>>51429416
The song is perfect, Pippa is just being a gay retard baby.

>>51429416
She hates her singing voice and she'll never not hate this song specifically because it's her song. The only way she'd like it if it was sang by watame or fauna.

>>51429112
>using the community function is worth about half a short (i.e a lot) as far as the algo goes
>helps promote the company
It's fairly easy.
>>51429338
>>51429268
Community posts have been around for years and polls not much shorter. Multiple choice tests are the only new part of the equation.
Pippa likes to keep ontop of things.

>>51429214
enjoy prison

>>51429416 she sang it again during a drunk karaoke and it sounded 100% better, she definitely could remaster it with better vocals and animation and have it not be as cringe

>>51429214
I will never set foot in the godforsaken shithole known as California

>>51429732 pcg bros... Am I going to get molested by a homeless guy at offkai?

>>51429214
Rip and tear

>>51429055

It's gonna be hard explaining without you watching cuz diff ppl diff taste. My view is that she isnt really funny and often just repeat her collab partners' jokes over and over. But there will be ppl telling me to eat shit and die and she's a certified comedian. You'll enjoy big anime korean woman titties in any case though.

>>51429695
Do americans really tip even their alphabet soup agencies?

[Phase Friend News]
Lumi has done it again. Phase Friend Cyraxx will be evicted and homeless soon.

>>51429823
20% actually

>>51429823
How else are you supposed to show your patriotism?

>>51429823
its how we get the /pol/cels arrested

>>51429793
The odds are higher than you'd expect.

>>51429112
See the number of answers. You can find the video that shows how ridiculously OP these things. Algorithm pushes it in everyone's face. New audience will be shit tho, since algo doesn't bother with quizzes being closer to your interests.

how can you tell whose meet and greets have sold out and who has tickets still remaining, my intentions in asking this are pure and won't be use for shitposting and numberfagging purposes at all

>>51429823
Reporting posters to the police has the highest percentage chance of finding out if they are fat and ugly in police pictures of any possible actions on 4chan

>>51430034
You sign up and check.

>>51429112
trying to funnel her viewers into other phase talents. little things like this show that pippa really does care after all...

>>51429793
Yeah im the homeless guy. Liker here btw.

>>51429212
>Otozuki Teru
Pretty strange that the same guy worked on both Shiina's and Tenma's models. While Tenma has God tier expression and eye tracking, Shiina's is godshit in comparison.

>>51430134
too bad it never works

>>51430043
It's actually pretty funny how edginess and political obsession correlate with being deeply unattractive pretty much 99 out of 100 times regardless of orientation.
You see a fedpost and you just know "man... this nigga looking VILE".

>>51430164
yeah, I think it was after the male collabs she did like 3 pc collabs in a week, was prob for the same reason and it didnt do much

>>51429212
2win's models are reactive but IMHO they've always lacked a sense for the extravagant or dramatic.

>>51430234
>>51430164
I'm not entirely sure which angle's being played but there's been strong evidence to the contrary, such as when the entire chat picks up on passing references to the chinchilla, which nobody but Pippa has really actively talked about.

>>51429998
>>51429268
>Pippa continues to do her best to have an excuse to post armpits and feet asmr
She is such a good girl

>>51430336
Yeah that's doing alot of good for Phase Connect

>>51430203
politics is all about control, makes sense that many of those most interested in it were probably bullied relentlessly for how they looked growing up, they want revenge on society

Pippa’s not streaming…why is /pol/ shit getting talked about?

>>51423826
>also she is dancing to Dragula
Is Lia a juggalo IRL?

>>51429281
Fucking hell this brings back memories

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAmABTJJ-PY

Cute Lumi impersonating Veibae and if you look at her nowadays...
Why is her model so similar to Veibae? I thought Lumi was done by this bbeedol not neonbeat (Veibae's)

>>51430434
seething troons/liberals

>>51430472
Lia doesnt know whata juggalo is

>>51430505
god her voice so so different from debut, gets me every time

>>51430556
That sounds like something a juggalo would say.

>>51430505
Worse voice difference between now and debut and now than Pippa kek.

What Phase events are being streamed from OffKai?

>>51430505
Her voice during the imitation sounds like a sultry meemaw

>>51430434
Phase Connect, ironically enough, is not PC.

How was pippas collab yesterday?

>>51430164
I see a lot of capipis in the other girls' chat. It kinda works the same way Gura works for hololive. She draws in a lot of people and those that want a different or more comfy/intimate experience move on to the other girls.

>>51430727
Main panels at the very least. Most M&Gs likely.

>>51430764
pretty good, animal and ikea talk

>>51430764
I really enjoyed it, it was my favorite collab since the 4way phase collab.

>>51430814
Meet and Greets won’t be streamed. They never are.

>>51430164
It's anecdotal but I found Phase Connect through Pippa and very rarely watch her now because the other girls click with me more.

Guys... I think San Francisco is ok. Great even. Particularly the old asian people.

>>51430764
Very nice actually.
If you want a parallel imagine Lia how she is with people that aren't Kirsche or Pippa and Pippa with people who aren't Kirsche or Lia or Lumi. Very compatible and lots of shared interests but it was neither a therapy session nor overly professional nor a game of mutual brinkmanship. Just people with compatible interests having fun.

>>51430164
It worked for me, although it went like this Tenma > Pippa > other girls and /pcg/ > Lia and Lumi.

>>51430505
>Why is her model so similar to Veibae?
deliberate move to chase the twitch coomer audience

Pippa loves me
t. ant

>>51430888
It's got a (literally) shitty rep, and it's really fucked in in a lot of ways but you can find nice things in any city. San Fran has a comfy japantown with a japanese language bookstore and a crepe shop and lots of other little japanese things you'd expect in a japanese overseas exclave.

>>51430814
streaming the M&G would completely defeat the purpose of having one

would be cool if they just stuck a camera on their corner of the floor and had a stream running on it
but that's probably not viable since people just minding their own business at the con wouldn't want to be streamed

Good morning /pcg/, I love Panko

I need Ember ASMR.

>>51430947
Lumi SUCKS

>>51430727
Pippa, Lia, Shiina and Rie 3D will each be streamed on YouTube here - https://youtu.be/SBJg4vjajbw

Uruka and Jelly concerts will be streamed on OffKai's twitch

Gen1 panel and Gen2 will be streamed on OffKai's twitch

Invaders panel might not be streamed because OffKai are only streaming their main stage stuff, and Invaders panel is not on any of the 3 main stages

>>51430992
Exactly. With how people joked about wearing vtuber t-shirt is a social suicide, imagine getting livestreamed saying stupid stuff to your oshii

>>51431108
>unlisted
???

>>51431121
Probably because most vtuber merch looks like this. Imagine seeing a 5ft 300 pound flip with a Pippa the Ripper shirt.

>>51431283
wish I kept the picture from last year of some fat guy in a gura shirt at the ironmouse M&G

>>51431283
Fuck you that is Matsuri's best merch by far.

be nice to any phase talents you interact with this weekend if you're going

>>51430363
Pippa likey

>>51431108
this weekend feels like a party culmination. happy the 6 of them are getting spotlight hopefully next year at least 10 girls get solo showcase.

last year at offkai only uruka did stuff, and it wasnt even streamed

>>51431398
It really does, it's crazy how many more talents are streaming and the artist alley is great and the phase drinks. I'm glad I missed offkai 1 and made it to this one

>>51430952

>Airi loves Symphogear
>I love Symphogear
we're basically soulmates
speaking of which, when is hag dog going to do the Symphogear karaoke that she promised?

>>51428766
Cute airheaded hag, who works at a black company and is often unlucky. She’s competitive and really doesn’t like to lose, it’s fun to watch her struggle, rage and overcome in games. Her AMV streams are always my favorite.

>>51430918
>>51430840
>>51430824
thanks, its pretty solid so far

Good morning, I think Panko is OK

>>51431455
I hate it. This is the one I have to miss.

>>51428766
Watch her Amv hell stream
https://youtu.be/ceutlcQ6FNA

Hey pcg im going to town to buy some cigarettes, you guys need anything?

>>51431455
>>51431398
I love >Our girls so much. They grinded so fucking hard for this.
Fish grudging respect for buying in as hard as he seems to have. Gonna have to see the booths for final judgement.

>>51431398
a lot can change in a year.
this time last year phase had only 1 girl who could break 500ccv+ semi regularly
now phase has like 5

>>51431674
A gallon of chocolate muscle milk

>>51431491
I'm anxious about that cause if she can't BELT that ZENBU ZENBU ZENBUUUUUU I think everyone will be at least a little disappointed.

>>51431674
Yeah my dad went there 34 years ago but he still didnt come back, he even missed mom's funeral. Tell him to hurry up if you see him

>>51431696
Would be six if Uruka could catch a break.

>>51431674
yeah I need a pack too
(Im Pippa)

>>51426342
Wosebud I am not going to ask beyond this anymore. Marry me or I will kidnap you and force you to be my slavewife (male).

Reminder Lia’s dad actually came back from the store

>>51431796
anal princess

>>51431491
she hasn't forgotten about it thankfully, but when it will happen is still up in the air she's so busy. Same with the cheese collab (which Uruka is now joining)

>>51424036
Carina
Carino is for male boys.

I'm glad my parents stayed together to raise my sister and I despite not really loving each other after a while then divorcing after we grew up.

>>51431949
>he doesn't know about the pancock

>>51428806
erina being so much taller than the rest is always so funny, she's a giantess in a company of tiny gay babies

>>51432026
>>51431949
>54% male

>>51431491
Both patricians of shit taste

>>51428766
boomer wife who likes talking about 90s/early 2000s nostalgia a lot, possibly because her day job is miserable and she misses the carefree days of youth and innocence. i want to free her from the black company, bros.

>>51432039
>make a big lady
>I'm still taller than her
This is bullshit Sakana, give me my giantess

>>51432346
>i want to free her from the black company, bros.

there's an easy direct way to accomplish that
give her a whole bunch of money

>>51432416
It’s not about money. Never has been.

>>51428806
Look at Lumi's dumb face

God im so tired of dealing with minorities. I might learn italian just to migrate there and live my life in peace. With my superior valuta i could live there like a King. I bet i could buy Panko from her parents for 10 goat or some shit

>>51432466
>tired of dealing with minorities
>moving to Italy

>>51432416
shes said before that she prob would never quit just to stream because streaming isnt stable
Literally the only way to get her to stop is if she finds a husband who can convince her to quit

Dizzy cute, Dizzy love, so so so so so much love for my lovely Dizzy, I miss her so much

>>51432466
We are full fuck off

>>51430363
>getting rich with one armpit pic
Her morals might be high but she's not stupid either. Half of mil of subs means your career is set.

>>51432527
shut up panko

>>51432527
>has hundreds of abandoned villages waiting to be filled with immigrants

>>51432466
Italy has blacks. From Africa.
If you think the American blacks are bad I don't think you'll hand the Italian ones better.

>>51432466
>buy Panko

>>51431283
Jealous?

>>51432579
Enjoying living in bumfuck nowhere.
If a place in Europe is abandoned it's typically because it's not livable to begin with.

>>51432605
just tie her up and pretend she's a conquered slave, she'll probably be into it
fucking lewdtubers

>>51431283
I don't need to imagine. I watched the ofkai stream.

>>51432647
>Enjoying living in bumfuck nowhere
Dont threaten me with a good time

>>51432632
Have you ever worn it in public?

>>51432632
Do you wear that?

>>51432715
>>51432713
I would if I was going to a con.

>>51432632
Put it on. And dont wear anything else. No pants or anything like that. Do it pussy

>>51432731
Based. what size is it?

>>51432697
>no water
>no electricity
>no food
>closest town 2 hours drive
>expensive EU fuel
>literally no people around you
This isn't vanlife America.

Phase Connect needs a fox vtuber. They are pure sex.

>>51432731
Are you fat?

>>51432466
panko is worth at least 15 goat

>>51432835
nigger how did you even get here? are you lost?

>>51432835
a fox with white hair vtuber? that could work

>>51432835
We used to have one...

>>51432770
Look at the cheapo 21 inch screen.
It's at least an USAian XL.

>>51432835
Is this implication here than 10ma is no longer a fox vtuber because she died on the operating table?

>>51432835
Motherfucker it hasn't even been a day yet.

>>51430918
Although she was desperately trying to justify how aioli is flavored mayonnaise and refused to change her mind even after looking it up

>>51432835

>>51432899
>cheapo 21 inch screen.
Excuse me, I'll have you know that these are cheap0 24 inch screens.

>>51432908
I hope the surgery fixes her granny voice. That shit disgusting.

When is the group 2-year Anniversary stream? Or did Tenma being weak and sickly get it canceled?

>>51432949
My mistake.
Make that a USAian XXXXL.
And you should get glasses you large font using nigger.

>>51432647
how does middle of nowhere, europe compare to middle of nowhere, burgerland

>>51432835
Nah we need a space or star themed girl next

>>51432835
wtf you think tenma is?

>>51432828
>no water
Panko milk will sustain me
>no electricity
Solar energy
>no food
Panko milk will sustain me
>closest town 2 hours drive
What do i need a town for?
>expensive EU fuel
What do i need fuel for?
>literally no people around you
Expect Panko and our 11 children

Where is the downside?