/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>51391787
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

oh i'll blow on it alright

HAKKA ON THE JOBBER TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xu97EroJaAM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xu97EroJaAM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xu97EroJaAM

>Blow on my deck

>>51391787
Make sure to do your playlist reps and leave a like on VODS! *chu*

>FLAYON'S BIRTHDAY MERCH IS LIVE! (On sale until July 10th 18:00 JST)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/machinaxflayon_bd2023
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/machina-x-flayon

>MAGNI'S COPIUM RELEASE CELEBRATION MERCH IS LIVE! (On sale until July 3rd 18:00 JST)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/magnidezmond_copiumrelease
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/magni-dezmond

>BETTEL'S BIRTHDAY MERCH IS LIVE! (On sale until June 19th 18:00 JST)
>5 DAYS LEFT TO ORDER
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/gavisbettel_bd2023
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/gavis-bettel

>Summer Camp Voice packs are LIVE!
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempus_summercampvoice

>April Fools Situation Voice Packs are still available!
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_aprilfoolsday2023

>Valentine's Situation Voice Packs are still available!
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2023

>HQ/VG Acrylic Stands are still live! (On sale until out of stock!)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_acrylicstand
https://shop.geekjack.net/products/holostars-english-tempus-acrylic-stand

Overall Leader seem to have really good luck this time

>>51391806
Amen

>altare invites magni to monster hunter rise
>magni invites altare to play the new sonic game
SEE ITS REALLY NOT THAT HARD

leader got one of the cards on here

>51391195
Based Shinri. Lol, that was my request.

>>51391952
yeah it is because that sonic game has no online functionality it looks like

CUTE CARD

>>51390942
I can see Minun as Altare and Pusle as Flay cute heh

>>51391952
Almond collabs are a gift that keeps giving because every time they get together they come up with lots of ideas for future collabs.

MHHHHMMMM

love and cope

"You should come to my store"
"Maybe. Maybe I'll be there--"
Oh?

>>51392185
a shame they have a break on the same days. what a coincidence

>injecting the Maggots

>>51392160
why are you coping? they're totally going to have their 1 on 1 collab soon...very soon...

>>51392262
don't play with my heart like that

i know this is foul words but looking for the thread i saw this >>51390033 and apparently it's a yt streams menace

Almond is cute cute cute

"He's a cutter, I can't believe he's a cutter"

magni and altare bring out very specific sides to each other, it’s cute

koipanion pokemon looks cool

>3rd world asmr
please hakka give us that

the gentle altare chu…

damn that art is beautiful

BRUH that's a gorgeous card

That's such a pretty Heracross~
It's a really Altare card to end on.

>>51391806
Amen.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE DOWNLOAD LINKS FOR T3 MEMBERSHIP CONTENT EXPIRE PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISN'T HAPPENING BROS AAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEE

FACE REFLECTION YABE

>>51392869
Wait then how do you get old content if you member now?

>>51392921
you don't

>>51392869
Oh they expire? I download them as soon as they're out and never use them outside of like alarms and shit.

>>51393016
Wtf

>>51392891
Who fucked up

HE KNOWS

>>51393016
I'm gonna kms
I only started watching tempus last month...

>>51393155
what does he know

I slept only 4 hours today and I want to disappear from everything...

He's gonna waste all his money

WHY IS THE MUSIC SO LOW? FUCK YOU HAKKA, THAT'S THE BEST THING OF KATAMARI DAMACY

>>51393168
newfag… he probably doesn’t know they expire, leave a menshi comment about it

>>51393310
>only
That's a perfectly good night's sleep

Imagine wasting your money on this shit....

>>51392262
we will never get the 11 hour tsukihime collab zatsudan we deserve...

>>51392869
The website says you can still download them with a premium plan after the 30 days passed, if you want to invest that kinda money. Maybe ask a Bettelion if they would be willing to share.

>>51393368
At least magni's gonna make back some of his cash and then some

CUTE FUCKS

>Moon and the prince plays

ALMOND CUTE, ALMOND LOVE~

>>51393368
everyone spends money on dumb shit

>>51393310
I got a healthy 9 and Im exhausted
Narcolepsy sucks....I hate falling asleep so much....

Were those numbers a reference to something or just random numbers he pulled outta his head?

Aiee I love them
I need Shiny Spicy Salty Monhun...

>gaijin pigs can't play Blue Protocol until next year
it's not fair

God Altare’s soft little giggles

HAKKA LET ME HEAR THE GAME

>>51393449
i was gonna do it for myself but i didn't want to waste that money in case he reposts them, if someone could ask him (or flayon since he also uses gofile) that would be cool

Now I want to buy cards Goddammit

>>51393608
Same. Altare better stay on top of him about that because Dez will definitely forget.

>>51392869
I wanna share with you but I don't know how

>last stream of the week
I miss leader

>stay on top of him
ToT

>>51393759
>Altare better stay on top of him
Agreed

we hate regis altare

we fuck regis altare

All my oshis are gone I hate it here

>>51393765 (me)
oh, there's gofile and I can set a password. I see. I can't do this right now so could you give me some hours? maybe 5 hours... cause I'm not in my home.

>>51393814
>>51393842
He's a squirmer

>>51393740
>mfw flayon started using that site because of bettel
BETTEL I HATE YOUUUUUUUUUUU any t3 machiroons that can let flay know?

>>51393881
>gofile with password
here we go again...

>>51393881
nta but Bettel might reupload when he's back, I wouldn't sweat it

>>51393916
Fucking hell.

>>51393916
it's possible they're aware since hakka's wallpapers have a warning on the menshi post that they expire

>>51393879
Animalia familia anon...

>>51393740
Isn't the fact that it's expiring intentional? The JP menshis I have other than Bettel and Flay all have their monthly perks expire after 1-2 months as well...

rewatching all the almond collabs VOD till monday i guess

>>51394070
Watch the Halo series, it's really good.

>>51393032
>>51393449
You're mocking me... I'm crying and vomiting and you're mocking me... cmon bros throw me a bone I already spent like 200 bucks on this clown I'm in too deep now

>>51393881
If you mean it for real God bless

>>51394070
Beyblade is still one of my favorites

>>51394004
>>51394055
If it was anyone else but bettel and flay i'd assume it's intentional but those two are kinda dumb, doesn't hurt to ask since there's no disclaimer from them

>>51394135
>series
how did you get access to this alternate timeline?

Based kaniseur

cunny ToT

>its cunny
Birb...

Surprise Altare menshi later

>>51394070
Great minds I have A Way Out queued up for tomorrow

>its time to fuck up the cunnies
TOT

>>51394169
> those two are kinda dumb
you got a point there

>>51394233
ALTARE LOVE

>>51394175
wdym?

>>51394233
HOLY SHIT LEADER LOVE

>>51394233
God I want to suck his dick

>>51394341
the Halo collabs died with the old Magni

>>51394233
naisu

>>51394341
I will never forgive Microsoft

>>51394233
Best boy <3

>>51394159
I wanna do it for you but I'm afraid if other anons would leak the password

>>51394457
how much of a hassle is it really to request perms each stream? can't be too bad

https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1669145002755358721

>>51394534
Just don't do it until you know if it's gone for good from menshi

>>51394584
we get it he's practicing for his karaoke

>>51394584
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1669145366053224455

Shinri Altare Magni Bettel offcollab happening. bet

>>51394692

I don't think Hakka can beat Katamari Damacy, he's not very good at videogames

>>51394550
Iirc they have ask perms for each individual stream

>>51394692
Altare…

>>51394803
anon that's what i said

>>51394759
nigga they're going to have an orgy and WON'T invite us

>>51394759
and they won't stream it

Is being a spic that bad that you'd want to learn Russian...

>>51394799
Alright anon he might not be very good but I could give this game to my dog and he would be able to finish the game in an afternoon

>>51394914
Nah, I can see him being stuck in some of the later levels

>>51394759
I hope so. Shinri desperately needs a hug. And an Altare massage.

>>51394550
No it's probably bad because they have to do it through their perms guy that can only be reached by their managers and then it has to go that way back too. No guarantee it would get done in time if it was going to be weekly

>>51394759
they should be offcollab with my asshole

>>51394975
kek

>>51394759
Yagoo is in LA too!

>>51394759
yeah collab on my clit

>>51394759
I don't think Shinri's a part of it

>>51394070
A Way Out and their second offcollabs.

>>51394908
Let my cute bird learn what he wants

>>51394803
I wonder how microsoft feels about getting over 5000 emails from cover asking if their talents can play minecraft

if Magni replies theyre all off collabing

>>51395179
Altbegni is, Shinri has a full schedule

>>51395266
didnt he say there'd be some changes this weekend?

>>51394159
I'm at work maybe later if I remember this post. Hopefully someone else can help you.

>>51394169
>>51394055
>>51393916
Nah he stopped using it. Flay stopped. He uses something permanent now

Cute that Magni and Bettel are both bringing their brothers to the offcollab

>>51395292
Oh? I didn't hear him say that

>hakka mama got a tattoo
MIDLIFE CRISIIIIIIIS

>>51395134
AAIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
https://twitter.com/cover_corp/status/1593882622094032896

>>51395391
Awww

>>51395410
ITS OVER

>>51395391
Altare and Magni aren't actually related

>>51395406
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1668511144808697856

>>51395358
i had to downgrade so i didn't know if he was still using it, thanks for the info

I'm very worried about Shinri.

>>51395538
Twitter links don't work on my phone but I believe you

FATHER FIGURE IS ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/live/3O1EeieE8KU?feature=share

>>51395410
YIPPEE

>>51395644
he's a grown man, don't be

>>51395670
I got you buddy

>>51395410
>isreal

>>51395723
People said the same about Vesper...

>hakka talking about specific doujin he fapped to
based

>>51395776
If you watched Nowa's debut you would know already that he was a big menhera

>>51395756
Oh, he really is meeting Altare

Shinri on the telly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3O1EeieE8KU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3O1EeieE8KU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3O1EeieE8KU

>>51395843
i’m surprised people couldn’t tell he had a few screws loose from the start. i like the guy but it’s always been obvious he’s mentally ill

>>51395838
Some degenerate shared the sauce:
384901

>>51395843
Knowing someone has problems and witnessing it are different things

>>51395358
Time to bully the Jester into reuploading them.

>>51396060
Kinky

reminder for machiroons to procure a copy of oliver and company

>>51396266
oh thank you! I completely forgot!

>>51395644
He'll be fine, he just gets emotional when he's drinking.

ripdesk please cover Getcha cover already has perms

Max luck alchemist

>>51395776
Shinri and Vesper are very, very different people.

>>51395860
God, I hope so.

I wanna lick hakka's filthy teeth while jerking him off. ToT

>>51396355
I hope that's the case, it makes me sad to think he's so down about how his channel is going.

less than an hour before the menshi starts machiroons, get your snacks and drinks ready!

"My power fantasy is a bear with friends"
"That's true on many levels..."
Shinri...

>>51396681
>>51396266
thanks for the reminder chu~

It's so cute hearing hakka be so shy about admitting that he hadn't taken care of his teeth in the past. He's such a good little bird, I'll brush his teeth for him and give him kisses.

>>51396656

So Leader jumped to another sensible bara man huh

>>51396681
Oh jeez also forgot to get snacks too...thank you.......

hakkitos developing odontophilia..?

oh no... pisskitos...

I WANT HAKKA TO KEEP TALKING ABOUT PISS IM GONNA CRY

>stop talking about piss all the time
Pisskito... your days are numbered

>>51397044
COUNT YOUR DAYS PISSKITO

>>51396936
he has a type

HAKKA IF YOU'RE HERE PLEASE KEEP TALKING ABOUT PISS TOT I NEED YOUR GOLDEN FLUID PLEASE PLEWSE PLEWSE YOIRE BREWKING MY HEART HAKKA WAAAH

What's the objective of this katamari game?

>>51396985
RUN AND GET YOUR PIZZA
>>51396911
no problem chu~

>>51396681
I got burned by delays too many times to look forward to Flay watchalongs anymore.
Enjoy your movie, hope your popcorn doesn't go cold.

Why does piss keep coming up?

>>51397198
Nah jus gonna make some popcorn.....2 late for pizza nowhere is open anyway...smol town

>>51397190
Roll a ball that sticks smaller things to it to get big ball, while a good bgm plays

Okay, but when chat was telling hakka that him mentioning piss so often might imply he's into it and he didn't really deny it made me really happy.. ToT my piss oshi wah.

>>51397190
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzzpL8XLa4Q

>>51396936
Idk man. It’s the other way around for me

>>51397321
tempiss

HAKKA RRAT GENOCIDE

>>51397272
skill issue

>>51397407

>>51397494
Yeah, Flay's.

>>51397454
DESTROY RRATS, BURN RRATS, KILL ALL RRATS

>>51397407
That's true, Shinri is definitely the one doing the chasing with Shintare.

>>51397185
>>51397385
i'm happy for you pisskito, i hope he pisses on stream once just for you

LEADER ON THE MENSHI TELLY
https://youtu.be/y12EUMMD0Os
https://youtu.be/y12EUMMD0Os
https://youtu.be/y12EUMMD0Os

>I like to be squished, you can be rough with me, in fact I encourage it

ToT piss mention and now little hakka I can squish?? He's so good to me ahh.

>>51397529
who?

>>51397651
he loves us…

Holy overlap.

>if I misbehave you can pick me up, if I misbehave you can hit me

ToT HAKKA YOU'RE BEING SO HOT I'll make you wet yourself as your punishment!!!

why is he acting like we don't know

>altare is beginning to find gray hairs

>>51397675
An indie, I think he sent a SC today

I'd take a Pocket Hakka and I'm not gay or into piss. I just want a little birb sidekick.

Altare is going to see some "fish" this weekend

>>51397624
Thank you so much, anon! Chu! ToT he's being so good to us in stream.

Altare’s getting old…
It’s over…

HAKKA IS A HAKKASCHIZO

bettel is in shinri's and hakka's chats

"I'm gonna go see fish - not kois - just aquariums"
Ah, so not so much hope for Shintare offcollab this weekend then.

i want to see fish pics

>>51397675
oh its the altvestie from the previous thread.
winning

>>51397981
>this man is an altventurer
jesas…

>>51391956
>tfw pulled the Meowscarada and Iono out of the same box

The BGM of this ball game is so good

>>51397550
Total Rrat Death

>>51398062
Yeah, it's really good.

>>51398062
>someone not knowing about Katamari Damacy
I'm going to throw myself off a cliff. I'm so old. It's so over.

I love hakka so much. I'm so happy.

>>51398161
Do it old man.

>careful some hakkitos are not toilet trained, some hakkitos are not potty trained

I'm GONNA PEE MYSELF FOR HAKKA TOT

>>51398237
you're having a great time i see

I need altare to force bettel to play his fucking guitar

is it weird for me to like guitar menshis more than karaoke? he sounds so much better in these

>>51398383
Acoustic music is really good.

>>51398322
He's being so pervy. I can't believe he said some hakkitos aren't potty trained. ToT I love him so much.

wdhmbt?

>>51397272
HUGE baka energy

ALTARE FUCKING HOLLAND

yay

>>51398446
KEK you're super adorable pisskito i love your piss-fueled energy, enjoy your horny bird
>>51398615
this nigga is blind..

>they still talk in HQ group chat
No....HQ collab...dont give me hope....

>>51398731
didn't he just say group chat?

>>51398062
>Not at least being aware of Katamari on 4chan.
There's even a banner for it.

will someone be Shenri's girlfriend already

goodnight /MANS/ remember to stay straight!

>>51398827
who the FUCK is shenri?

>>51398689
Thank you so much, anon! You're so sweet to me. It makes me feel really happy too.

>>51398886

>>51398827
No one is willing to die just so he can have their ghost, anon

>>51398827
Would

>>51399112
Do you have a pulse? if yes, then you are out of luck

brotuber enjoyer here, why is everyone so worried about Shinri? i dont watch him that much

Exactly on which day is HQ's one year anniversary?

>>51399229
He had a late night stream around 2am his time where he was heavily drinking and began rambling about a vague situation. He seemed to be really distressed.

>>51399341
ohhh thats what happened...jeez....

>>51399229
>>51399341
>>51399374
It kinda sounded like he was really down about his channel/stream performance and his place in the company.

Leader...

>>51399270
22 for altare and magni and 23 for axel and vesper of july, we don't know when/if they'll have a group celebration

holy fucking menhera

>>51399229
He did a guerrila this morning where he talked about being lonely and frustrated with how things are going with something he can't talk about, so likely some issues with management, perms, etc.

It wasn't anywhere near as bad as people are making it sound though.

>>51398935
because i want you and all the other anons here to feel welcome and free to chat about your oshi! except for that one nigga that posted about vesper's niece, that nigga can choke on a chicken bone and die.

holy fuck altare i wanna rape him

Ok I forgive him for taking another break

Shit this’s too personal

>>51398784
I grew up in a poor family living in a third world country, even a gameboy was a luxury to us back then... Cut me some slack

LEADER NOOOOOOOO! YOU CANT SAY THAT!!!

altventurers please gang up on this man and violently snug him

And there are people who don't think Altare has depression.

Hey for anyone who doesn't wanna set it up please hop in the cytube!

Openly melancholic Altare is unfortunately the sexiest one

>>51399717
>unfortunately

bettel on the telly

>>51399468
Eww that guy. Sometimes I want Vesper to talk more about his family life but seeing how just the mention of him having a niece he dotes on got some creep out of the woodworks I don’t blame him for being so autistically private.

is altare saying something ultra depressing or something im spacing out having my own menhera moment

>>51399696
Wait, set up what? Is there a watchalong happening soon?

>>51399431
>>51399564
>>51399583
>>51399587
>>51399645
>>51399687
>>51399717
qrd? qrd? qrd?

>>51399858
flay... forgotten

>>51399892
get membership

>>51399858
menshi with flay
>>51399892
watch the stream

>>51399892
kys

>>51399857
Just normal leader things, focus on yourself for now.

>>51399696
>>51399858
Flayon membership watchalong of Oliver & Company
https://holodex.net/watch/7watc54EW_c
https://cytube(dot)xyz/r/mag

>>51399687
he's just like me fr

>>51399642
Sorry to hear that then. If nothing else, I'm glad you can experience it now!

>>51399941
ok thank you ill force myself to take an extra dose of my medication to snap back to reality

>>51399925
Sorry. I just got out of work, my brain is fully and utterly dead.
>>51399933
>>51399951
Thanks.

I was just about to post about my cold popcorn, Flay on the telly

BETTEL AND FLAY ON THE MENSHI TELLY BTW

Huh, Hakka, Mouse and Geega collab on Friday

Wait hakka is gonna collab with who? I dozed off for a moment and didn't catch the name.

>>51400334
The ones posted above you, and Leo too on another day

Hello Darkness My Old Friend...

Man, peak sadboi hours in this guitar menshi

oh this nigga DEPRESSED depressed

>>51400483
How the fuck did you only notice that now?

>>51400434
Oh shit Leo too? Heck yeah

Oh no... internet issues during a watchalong again...

>>51400483
"I didn't even want to exist" didn't clue you in?

>>51400434
>>51400580
I don't know anons, I think Leo may be a leech

>>51400583
i thought it was just me...

this might be my favorite altare song wtf kek

fuck

>>51400629
most of their outside collab partners are who cares?

>>51400583
No please

FUCK HE WINKED AAAAAAAAAA

>>51400583
Its okay anon, Fway fway is bad enough at syncing and timers it doesn't really matter!~

>>51400629
Nah I watch him sometimes he just loves interacting with tempus. Hakka is his oshi too so it'd be nice seeing their interaction

Damn

>scared of writing disney on screen
kek

are you allowed to tell your managers not to talk to you kek

Lol, poor mane-san

poor flay

I'm going to kill Bettel

9/11 never happened in this universe

>>51399951
>>51399696
We are fully synced!

Was this a coincidence?

i just noticed the obs lighting thing is attached to the movie, that's coo- and he took it off

The whiplash in going from Katamari Damacy into Diablo

>>51402149
You fucking killed him

>>51402037
possibly

I FUCKING HATE AMERICAN INTERNET

>IS THAT SKELETOR???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2ZwtD4iArw

>>51402763
HISSSSSS

https://twitter.com/t0_kappa/status/1669169268628369408/

God I was gone all day, finally I am able to catch up with the boys today, what did I miss?
I will probably now watch the card opening stream first.

>sexy dog

>>51402763
When is he going to release proto-copium?

>>51403009
how is this not tagged..... this is insane

>>51403304
disney animators put effort into making the furry creatures sexy

>>51402763
HANDS UP BOTTOMS UP

>>51402763
I had a 4 hours meeting today and this fucking song wouldn't stop looping in the back of my head for even a single minute.

>altare is single and doesn’t have time to dedicate to someone
DYRBI?

>>51403578
it's chupado ship art

>>51403240
petz horse is a trip it was crazy def a watch

>>51403741
I believe it. All the stars are crazy busy

>the guy who altare raided into on twitch who had done a cover of on top of the world is in his menshi chat
cute…

>>51403758
Wait, that's Rio's hand he's drooling on then?

>>51403741
with streaming as a job? yeah

Lol, the guy Altare raided on Twitch is in the guitar menshi

>>51403741
Makes sense to me

>>51403942
Yeah the blushing flame in the bottom right corner is Rio

>>51403758
I thought it was yume art but this is makes it even better ToT

EMBARRASSEDTARE

aww kawaii Altvoice crack~

I love him so much holy jesus fucking christ

Love my dumb little brother so much

>finally hit puberty, huh?
ToT

FUCKING NIGGER BURGERLAND FUCKING INTERNET FUCK YOU FAGGOT

God, he's so dumb. I love him so much.

hurts

altare might have my favorite menshi content…

the fuck boi voice is doing things to me

We're really getting the peak Altare experience tonight.

>bettel wears his tight pants to the dentist

>>51404966
He wears tight pants all the time

>>51404858
At least he knows the least he can do before a break is to feed cultare well.

fuck I’m smiling like an idiot

flay makes my heart flutter with the most casual shit i can't take it

I don't know why riodez shipping is called chupado but I really love feminie shounen top x grown up guy bottom so you guys are based as fuck

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME--

Altare honouring the original 5th member of Tempus

>>51405734
holy shit, I had completely forgotten about this joke

>>51405469
seis horas

FLAY WTF KEK

hate hate HATE regis altare

fuck fuck FUCK regis altare

NIGGER INTERNET AAAAAAAAA

>i'd have to move in somewhere

Oh, now that someone's mentioned it, Snow Jam would be a nice fit for him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qucqaX8AHeg

>>51406558
Tempus house when.....

pain

Zeta...
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1669181843772690432

I MISS LEADER

LEADER LOVE

I hope altyumedan enjoyed that

>ballmart
>blue box
so cute...

"My French name was "Moustafa""

we need tempus house now

fuck this im crying and flays internet keeps going out

who invited kyle to the bettelion