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>> No.51368193
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>>51368178
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>> No.51368262

>>51368193
Amen

>> No.51368269

>>51368178
Make sure to do your playlist reps and leave a like on VODS! *chu*

>FLAYON'S BIRTHDAY MERCH IS LIVE! (On sale until July 10th 18:00 JST)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/machinaxflayon_bd2023
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/machina-x-flayon

>MAGNI'S COPIUM RELEASE CELEBRATION MERCH IS LIVE! (On sale until July 3rd 18:00 JST)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/magnidezmond_copiumrelease
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/magni-dezmond

>BETTEL'S BIRTHDAY MERCH IS LIVE! (On sale until June 19th 18:00 JST)
>5 DAYS LEFT TO ORDER
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/gavisbettel_bd2023
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/gavis-bettel

>Summer Camp Voice packs are LIVE!
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempus_summercampvoice

>April Fools Situation Voice Packs are still available!
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_aprilfoolsday2023

>Valentine's Situation Voice Packs are still available!
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2023

>HQ/VG Acrylic Stands are still live! (On sale until out of stock!)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_acrylicstand
https://shop.geekjack.net/products/holostars-english-tempus-acrylic-stand

>> No.51368271

dick on this guys mind 24/7

>> No.51368335

thank you baker

>> No.51368343
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>>51368269
forgot my picture i'm going to hell

>> No.51368349
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51368349

rate my boyfriend

>> No.51368350

>detachable penis
He's just like Aruran frfr

>> No.51368359

Tying leader to a chair and force feeding him melted butter by the spoonful

>> No.51368399

>>51368359
wouldnt that be hot and kinda painful?

>> No.51368432

>>51368359
don’t do this

>> No.51368453

>>51368193
Amen

>> No.51368507
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51368507

>always talking about penis

>> No.51368514

>>51368359
I only accept the peanut butter anon

>> No.51368527

>open vesper’s stream
>he’s immediately talking about cock

>> No.51368541

AXEL I KNOW YOU'RE /HERE/ please cover Getcha! with rpr chu~

>> No.51368546

>>51368349
Rape and ryonabait/10

>> No.51368572

>>51368349
I want to dump a plate of nyachos over his head/10

>> No.51368577

i think he has a mutilation/cbt fetish

>> No.51368593

why does vesper hate tweeting out that he is streaming

>> No.51368746

man i really want to kick Vesper in the balls and see how hard he would get ToT

>> No.51368856

>>51368746
he doesn't have balls, someone beat you to it

>> No.51368877

Prediction: Vesper's 2.0 will ditch the glasses

>> No.51368893

>>51368527
>vesper can't stop thinking about cock
>tempus anties can't stop thinking about cocks
they are...

>> No.51368938

>>51368877
He’s said before he likes glasses, so I doubt it

>> No.51369003

>>51368746
>>51368856
stop samefagging kronii

>> No.51369063

>>51368893
can't believe vesper was a tempus anti all along.....

>> No.51369074

>>51368893
Antis or aunties?

>> No.51369101

>>51368877
he wears glasses irl i doubt he'd get rid of them on his model

>> No.51369240

>>51368593
He doesn't like twitter, and doesn't want to do anything more than press go live and stream

>> No.51369286

>>51368877
but the glasses and the chin are what make his design special just drop all that make him a knockoff alucard keep the rest

>> No.51369301

>>51368593
Because he knows it brings in the annoying HoloEN fans that aren't subscribed to his channel.

>> No.51369306
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>>51369240
sounds based twitter sucks

>> No.51369352

>>51368593
He really is older Axel

>> No.51369430
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>he hates shilling his own merch
>he hates tweeting his streams
>he hates updating his description
whats wrong with this nigga

>> No.51369642

>>51369430
HE IS lazy

>> No.51369665

>>51369430
wants to be like a twitch indie and not do anything but stream

>> No.51369683

>>51369301
i believe this rrat

>> No.51369741

>>51369430
He's a based black man

>> No.51369784
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wonder why he changed it

>> No.51369953

>>51369784
Right more accurately captures the horror

>> No.51369992

>>51369784
Cover paid for a pretty face and they'll make him show it.

>> No.51369998

>>51369784
because he found a better thumbnail

>> No.51370042

man i really hope the bettellion dont draw bettel x horse porn after todays stream!

>> No.51370104

>>51369074
That's different, aunties only think about knight's cock

>> No.51370190

>>51370042
too late bucko https://files.catbox.moe/1tja76.png

>> No.51370202

>>51369784
>Bettel hates horses
Begni sisters, not like this...

>> No.51370238
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51370238

I hope Shinri is getting some rest

>> No.51370241

>>51370190
artists really are fast.... kowai.....

>> No.51370276

>>51370190
KYS PSYCHO

>> No.51370322

>>51370190
That's a huge cock

>> No.51370489

>>51369430
He's like me frfr

>> No.51370609

>>51370322
It's why he's going on such a long break after today...

>> No.51370787

>>51369784
because he's proud of his work?

>> No.51370802

>>51369784
prechat was saying he should have used the art so he did

>> No.51370877
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he definitely isn't the kaine type but i couldn't resist

>> No.51371020
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>>51370877
ToT thank you vesmachi anon i want to put my hands underneath his big gut and play with it

>> No.51371030

What's up with Nowa being a placenta enjoyer?

>> No.51371079

I love getting all my context for Vesper streams from this thread.

>> No.51371082

>>51370877
needs more hair but this is perfect drawanon TToTT love my fat wife!

>> No.51371261

Chubby Altare…

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>>51369784
Thank you Jeff Spock

>> No.51371337

>>51371261
He'd kill himself

>> No.51371374
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>>51371261

>> No.51371387

If I wanted to upgrade my membership do I really have to wait a whole month for the perks to kick in? I don't really get it

>> No.51371442

>>51371387
Nope you get it immediately

>> No.51371510

>>51371387
Just go to the membership page and upgrade it

>> No.51371577

>>51371374
cute bunny altare

>> No.51371758
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>>51371374
BUNTARE BUNTARE BUNTARE

>> No.51371830
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>>51371082
ahhh gomen gomen i forgot, i hope this is better for you https://files.catbox.moe/nstjsu.png

>> No.51371854
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I hate that Leader isn’t into men because I have medical issues that keep me underweight so he’d never possibly be disgusted by me, but I’m the wrong gender and I refuse to be like a female Nowa fan

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>>51371442
>>51371510
Ok good, thanks
The need for those alarm voices was suddenly overwhelming

>> No.51371955
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>>51371830

>> No.51372057

>>51371854
If it makes you feel better anon, none of our oshis will ever fuck us, so you're no more wrong for deluding yourself into thinking your oshi would fuck you than I am.

>> No.51372078

>>51371830
I NEED TO GET SMOTHERED BY HIM I LOVE YOU VESMACHI ANON

>> No.51372081

>>51371854
Altyumedanshi....

>> No.51372261

>>51370877
nice.....

>> No.51372287

>>51371854
this is the saddest post i've read in a while... rooting for you altyumedan twig...

>> No.51372317

>>51371854
you are so brave

>> No.51372386

>>51371854
Don't worry bro, I'll imagine him fucking you

>> No.51372451

>>51371854
On the brightside he'd treat you better as a bro than any woman he'll ever met

>> No.51372485

>>51371830
the need for him to sit on my face has risen. god i wish i was nowa's chair

>> No.51372514
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HQ yumes look like this? i want to marry that vestie
https://twitter.com/10mamomi/status/1669070418521784321

>> No.51372639

>>51372514
the vesfriend is accurate i think. so many femvesties were talking about lolita fashion in prechat today i also own some lolita dresses kek

>> No.51372832

>>51372514
Are the altventurer and axelotl single?

>> No.51372873

>>51372514
That Axelotl? PLAP PLAP PLAP

>> No.51372936

>>51372514
i need the jp fans to have fan meets so we can see cute outfits like these ones

>> No.51372950

>>51372514
I'm suddenly a huge shinyspicy fan

>> No.51373188
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I'M SUCH AN IDIOT I BOUGHT FLAYON'S BDAY MERCH AND FORGOT TO ADD THE ACRYLIC STANDS WITH THE LEFTOVER MONEY

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>>51372386
KEK i should have expected a response like this

>> No.51373224

>>51372514
Suddenly i feel like maggin

>> No.51373298

>>51370238
I hope he is too, very eerie seeing him have a menhera attack

>> No.51373303

>>51373188
time to wait for the 1 year anni

>> No.51373313

>>51372639
Not just femvesties my brother used to crossdress in Lolita

>> No.51373352

>>51373188
Flayon's going to be homeless now and it's all your fault

>> No.51373510
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>>51373313
is your brother a vestie now? is your brothers name Charlie?

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>>51373352
No... I failed him...

>> No.51373729

>>51371854
You aren't the blonde guy at momo, are you

>> No.51373769

>>51373510
Yes and yes

>> No.51373862

>>51373188
Is it possible to cancel the order and rebuy it? It's made to order, it's not like they already shipped it today.

>> No.51373885

>>51373729
nope

>> No.51374028
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>>51373769
Charlie is becoming my favorite vestie.. Dude got Vesper to dork out about marine biology and sharks for half an hour

>> No.51374123

>>51373862
I could try but my card already got charged with a ton of international fees that aren't refundable, I'll just wait for the next merch drop

>> No.51374126

>>51373313
i'm going to fuck your brother

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>>51373520
Its ok machiroon, make up for it by marrying him and bearing his children

>> No.51374242

>>51373885
Alright, that was just about the skinniest mofo I ever saw

>> No.51374557

>>51371830
I haven't laughed this hard in decades, thank you anon.

>> No.51374773

>>51374028
he’s very autistic in a similar way to nowa kek. almost as opsec autistic too by using a real human name that isn’t even his real one

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>>51374773
tell him to become a vtuber already. he and Nowa would unironically get along I think

>> No.51375103

>>51374907
He’s working on it I built him a PC for it

>> No.51375245

>>51375103
nta but I hope he goes through with it and build his own little niche

>> No.51375251

Remember when Magni said he'll dedicate a SC reading for the Copium SCs? Pepperidge Farms remembers

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I miss my autistic cock obsessed husband

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>>51372514
I used to dress like the vestie at conventions and sperg out to Malice Mizer. Simpler times.
>>51374028
I also love the fish autist.

>> No.51375409

Axel's diarrhea ToT

>> No.51375496

>>51375378
I think the fish autist is Charlie kek

>> No.51375563

>>51375409
ate too much kfc yo

>> No.51375588
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Just wanted to go over some of my accomplishments since I started watching Altare since he inspired me to do all these things
>Finished a webdev course
>Got my driver's license over a decade late
>Got a better job since commuting is easier
>Started going to the gym one a week, now up to 3x a week
>Working on going back to uni next semester to build a career
Now I just have to stop being a horny degen and I've made it
The fruits of my labor might not reach him before Tempus comes to an end but I hope I find a way to show how grateful I am eventually.

>> No.51375604

>>51375103
let's goo ill oshi him

>> No.51375638

>>51371854
why are fags like this? just find another faggot that would like you

>> No.51375685

>>51375251
don’t remind him, it’s better this way

>> No.51375717

>>51375251
good reading SC's is cringe

>> No.51375781

>>51375588
that's nice bro, since I started watching tempus I've managed to fail my classes

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>>51375378
vestie circle dripped out in moi-meme-moitie sitting outside of a vesper meet and greet room watching bara no konrei together on a shitty laptop and giggling about the cute grampire merch they all found at the artist alley.... the image is so vivid...

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>>51375588
Cute...so happy for you anon, he would be so proud of you

>> No.51375820

>>51372514
Momi is a fucking machine

>> No.51375971

>>51375588
You're going back to school at ~30 years old?... Don't think that's a good idea

>> No.51375993

>>51375820
maybe momi was an AI all along...

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the "brother and bestie" peer pressure worked

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>>51375800
>moi-meme-moitie
I am the only sweet lolita enjoying vestie..
would be based thoigh. so many vesties are oddly into lolita fashion. Kinda funny since Vesper knows a lot about the fashion too kek

>> No.51376070

>>51376002
based. begni love

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>>51375588
happy for you anon currently working on my own goals to match my oshi's ideal partner

>> No.51376080
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>>51376002
>destiny

>> No.51376187

>>51375588
Ever since I started watching Magni and Tempus I
>Gained 18 pounds
>Lost my drive to draw and create art due to watching streams
>Stopped studying and trying to get a drivers liscense
>Still a horny jobless neet
ect
I hate Magni.

>> No.51376194

>>51376069
>many
how'd you know?

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>>51376069
>t.

>> No.51376447

>>51375588
idk how he's inspired you, you've done more than he has

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51376446

free him

>> No.51376450

>>51376002
Letsfuckingo i was listening to streams while raiding yesterday

>> No.51376454

>>51376218
>Classic isn't even on there
Why ya gotta play a hakkito like that?

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>>51375800
Please anon. There was this moment when alot of western lolitas all knew each other from the same small vkei forum. There we no tea parties. Only lolitas + MM/Dir en Grey cosplayers in full goblin mode with their hide plushies. Everyone was raving about the one indie band they were fixated on. Some people burned mix CDs to hand out. It was comfy. Then sweet lolita happened.

>> No.51376516

>>51376446
o7
Survive

>> No.51376535

>>51376454
>Classic
The rich grandma Hakka will marry, congratulations

>> No.51376546

>Vesper yumedans exist
>Altare yumedan(s?) exist
What about Axel and Magni? Why have I not seen any Magni yumedans?

>> No.51376598

>>51376546
claus? hello?

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>>51376194
vesties were talking about lolita fashion and websites where they buy it in prechat today

>>51376218
honestly..im not even gonna deny it this is definitely me...

>> No.51376608

>>51376546
Bruh. Claus.

>> No.51376615

>>51376446
roasted hakka...

>> No.51376626

>>51376598
claus doesn’t count

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God worky was such a pain today... But i'm here now, hello /MANS/!

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>>51376624
*eats you*

>> No.51376723

>>51376546
Vesper and Altare having the highest amounts of yumedans in Tempus is kinda funny

>> No.51376746

>>51376693
Please don't D:

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>>51376624
*shits on you*
i'm playing, work was pretty painful for me too

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I actually remember that one buff vestie/altventurer that lives in Japan that brought their fesmerch together.
altvestie prime

>> No.51376902

You don't count as a yumedan if you play with the idea of a tempus guy as a girl sometimes right

>> No.51376945

>>51376902
Axel..

>> No.51376965
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>>51376902
i've got bad news for you buddy

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>>51376446
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
I AM JUST A HAKKA IN A CAGE

>> No.51377010

>>51376871
I see him really often in Altare's chat....I must resist this urge...

>> No.51377038

>>51376902
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPrxbLgz8iY

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>>51376902
depends how deep your fantasies go

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>>51377010
he's so cute..

>> No.51377217

>>51377010
wait who is it in altare’s chat? i didn’t realize that was a guy

>> No.51377235
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And so it begins https://twitter.com/magnidezmond/status/1669084873108213760?s=20

>> No.51377325

I'm pretty positive I'm not gay lol
>>51377122
Really not that deep, it's just a passing or intrusive thought when I watch streams sometimes

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>>51376069
>I am the only sweet lolita enjoying vestie
Not so fast

>> No.51377348

>>51377235
>new model/redebut/touchup
>goes on break
I see this happen very often with indie vtubers as well, why does it keep happening? Am I missing something?

>> No.51377392

>>51377348
this break was planned before his 1.5 had a debut date

>> No.51377402

>>51377348
it's literally Offkai season. every vtuber on the planet is going to be there. it's the best time to go and network.

>> No.51377447

>>51377348
No doxx shit, but he has a really good reason, chill

>> No.51377473

>>51377402
why isn’t he doing it as magni then

>> No.51377481

>>51377447
Yeah, he's going to have sex with Bettel and Altare

>> No.51377485

>Going through the Flay fanmail vod
>Some dude called starmin "starlight"
This shouldn't bother me so much

>> No.51377547

>>51377402
Shinri....

>> No.51377549

>>51377473
ask yagoo? who knows why but magni's not the one calling the shots in that decision.

>> No.51377571

>>51377485
I think they both suck

>> No.51377622
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>>51377481
You know it!

>> No.51377690

>>51377547
Didn't Shinri tweet that he may have a schedule change on weekend? Did he elaborate on that on his menhera stream?

>> No.51377703
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51377703

HORSEGIRL ON TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hdq3cjHGl3k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hdq3cjHGl3k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hdq3cjHGl3k

>> No.51377742

>>51376624
I would love if one of the boys did this song. I can't get it out of my head.

>> No.51377754

horse

>> No.51377767
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51377767

EVERYONE I WATCH IS ON BREAK BECAUSE OF OFFKAI

FUCK YOU BURGERS
FUCK YOU OFFKAI

>> No.51377816

>>51377571
Nah I love how starmin sounds. Pikmin ass fan name.
Starlight is horribly generic

>> No.51377866

>>51377481
>magni bettel altare 3some
How would that work

>> No.51377927

>>51377767
con season sucks for non-american viewers, hated twitch con for the same reason when i watched more fleshies

>> No.51377992
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51377992

Did Bettel already explained why he's playing this instead of Toreba? I was looking forwars to that

>> No.51378023

>>51377992
No, but probably no point in ordering plushies to your house when you're moving.

>> No.51378092

>>51377690
I didn't see that tweet and nope, he just said he was lonely and frustrated on stream

>> No.51378110

>>51378023
lame, he couldve sent the plushies to a friend

>> No.51378120

>>51377866
bettel getting spitroasted

>> No.51378203

What are these games cutscenes kek

>> No.51378342

>>51378092
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1668511144808697856?s=20
It's this one, I remember seeing a bunch of Tempuras on twt speculating if he would go on break too, that's why I brought it up.

>> No.51378911

They put a literal autist in the game

>> No.51378922

THIS IS SUS

>> No.51379018

This woman is such a bitch kek

>> No.51379034

>>51378911
That's insulting to Scandinavians

>> No.51379044

>>51378922
Its is and I hate it

>> No.51379105

>>51379034
No, I mean the "it's a pretty yellow bus" guy that counts the seconds to the next bus

>> No.51379122
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>> No.51379146
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51379146

What the fuck is this goddamn game why did Bettel decide to play it

>> No.51379166

>>51379018
Why would she not trust Hugo? He obviously knew about the bus.

>> No.51379189

>>51379122
god i want to watch him be fucked by disgusting trashy men so bad..

>> No.51379274

this is many degrees of malpractices, trickery, and peer pressuring
Holy shit its just like modern day

>> No.51379283

This has some "Texas chainsaw massacre" vibes, this family look like a bunch of psychos. Or that Hostel movie too

>> No.51379313

Holy kek this game

>> No.51379330

>>51379018
Look at her get enslaved by some French as a result

>> No.51379363

bettel would be my favorite streamer if i was 10 again

>> No.51379418

>>51379363
Are you fat?

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>>51379363

>> No.51379423
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51379423

No Mag pov, did they work out a new setup for the card opening collabs or is it gonna be another jumpscare offcollab?

>> No.51379429

This game creeps me out what the hell
I was expecting Petz Dogz 2 where it was just a cute little adventure game where you're a dog and you rescue dog land or something

>> No.51379437

>>51379363
>Bettelion are 10
ToT

>> No.51379550

i want bettel to heal my booboos...

>> No.51379587

>oliver admitted to hurting the horse
>he knew how to heal the horse, but needed her to do it

PLOTHOLE

>> No.51379611

>>51379423
they're using discord screensharing so two povs aren't needed

>> No.51379625

>>51379423
Probably like how they did it last time

>> No.51379653

>>51379587
You still believe the kidnapper?

>> No.51379669

YOU'RE PLAYIN THE POOPA SCOOPA

>> No.51379679

>>51379611
I love me some discord leak

>> No.51379697

>>51379587
OLIVER IS A GOD DAMN LIAR

>> No.51379701

>>51379625
Ah okay, I must've missed that one.

>> No.51379823

BETTEL JUMPSCARE

>> No.51379945

Oh ffs, I already hate it when a random "hoof cleaning" video shows up in my YouTube recommendations and you're telling me there's a game about it?

>> No.51379997

>>51379945
but those are pretty satisfying

>> No.51380008
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51380008

>>51379945
I knew I kept this webm for a reason

>> No.51380018

>its like the plot of taken
HE KNOWS

>> No.51380039

>>51377481
This is honestly the most understandable reason.

>> No.51380146
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51380146

>do I ride? hell yeah
wdhmbt

>> No.51380193

Don't trust the game, Italians are not kidnappers like Oliver, he didn't learn that here

>> No.51380264

>>51380193
>t. Italian

>> No.51380277

>>51379997
>>51380008
Get some help

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>>51380008
why would you even save a webm like this

>> No.51380366

>>51380277
That's like watching videos of sheeps getting sheared or dogs getting a haircut, it's satisfying to see animals get groomed

>> No.51380382

Are all horse girl games like this?

>> No.51380482

>>51380320
I made it because I thought it was funny and then months later my ex-oshi talked about the exact same video so it was the perfect opportunity to post it and so it's been a staple on my drive ever since

>> No.51380517

>>51380193
ogey michael corleone
>>51380277
you need to get some help for being weird about it, it's just animal grooming

>> No.51381552
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51381552

this game kind of sucks, need me some horse cock to make up for it

>> No.51381586

I’m learning through Bettel how weird media for little girls is

>> No.51381725

>>51380008
Kinda crazy thinking how much maintenance farm animals need so they dont like, die/ have issues Wonder how much of it is innate and how much is like...because of breeding and such

>> No.51381746

>>51377481
All is forgiven really

>> No.51382044

>>51381725
Probably half and half. Horses have always been fucking broken animals that exist as an affront to god, but we definitely made it a lot worse.

>> No.51382050

don't you dare get any ideas

>> No.51382102

GAVIS BETTEL HORSE GIRL REAL

>> No.51382184 [SPOILER] 
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>>51381552

>> No.51382191

This game is like if Harvester was a Barbie horse game

>> No.51382351

>>51382044
Makes sense. I feel bad for em lol

>> No.51382365

>>51382184
...

>> No.51382370

ENTER JAY R

>> No.51382376

Guys the joke is that Jay R is 7 millimeters tall

>> No.51382405

>>51382370
The furry artist?

>> No.51382455

guys the joke is that Jay R is 7 millimeters tall

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51382497

I just tuned in how many mr hands jokes has bettel made by now?

>> No.51382736

>>51382376
I wanna eatJay R

>> No.51382783

>>51382376
>>51382455
now kiss

>> No.51382847

This game has surprisingly high production values for what it is

>> No.51382894

>>51382497
uuohh that image

>> No.51383031

>wake up to betsy playing a horse girl game
goora....where are you....

>> No.51383674
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51383674

>Stud farm? You mean the Tempus guild?

>> No.51383936

>>51383674
Ay yo?

>> No.51384012

Wait, aren't riding horses mares? I thought male horses weren't meant for riding.

>> No.51384175

>>51384012
Oh male horses are meant for riding alright.

>> No.51384176

>>51384012
huh? you're retarded

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>>51384176
Yeah okay looks like I suck cocks

>> No.51384348

>>51384012
Damn anon you're a complete idiot

>> No.51384367

this game has such a weird art style. the bloom adds a really strange ambience

>> No.51384380

Bettel's preparing for birth ToT

>> No.51384396

>>51384012
how else did you think shinri get pregnant?

>> No.51384468

Try da village

>> No.51384482

>>51383031
Ghosting her ATMs until her birthday after which she'll go back to ghosting

>> No.51384667

THE BREEDING CENTER

>> No.51384742

breed…

>> No.51384843

>>51384667
>>51384742
breeding center for HORSES to breed Bettel

>> No.51384845

>>51384667
FOR HORSES

>> No.51384862

this is like a tale of tales game

>> No.51384888

for horses you sick perverts
now google show me bettel horse transformation art

>> No.51385035

Is Hugo retatrded

>> No.51385059

The village retard is homeless...

>> No.51385158

I spaced out for the past 10 minutes why is this guy talking to Bettel about his schizo star theories

>> No.51385167

>>51385035
No, he just has the visions

>> No.51385453

KEK

>> No.51385761
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mama's so cute T_T
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1669113684080332800

>> No.51385838

>>51385761
possums have been growing on me slowly since shinri said they were his favorite animals. look at the cute little baby screaming.

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>>51384888

>> No.51385915

this game has different fucking endings?

>> No.51385929

>>51385761
Cute~

>> No.51386013

>>51385914
huh

>> No.51386017
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51386017

i love my wife

>> No.51386028

>>51385914
he's so beautiful

>> No.51386063

>>51385914
dear god.

>> No.51386151

>>51384012
Uma Musume anon.....

>> No.51386196
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51386196

I love this guy like you wouldn't believe!!! This is such a moot point that I'm going to make, but I never appreciated him throwing the unarchived karaoke sessions into members (go buy now!) as much as I did last night. I don't know, was kinda having a hard time sleeping, so I put one on, and it helped! I'm glad he has those in there, because I do love listening to his voice, and he always tries to do various songs and styles in his karaoke! They're so fun!!! But also because I know that it helps other axelotls out too. I don't think it was his intention, but it's a nice side-effect! It's amazing how a bit of his positivity can help people's moods change around. I know this is something that he wishes for- bringing smiles. And I hope that he knows that he does!!! In fact, he's probably brought axelotls new friendships and experiences more than he knows. Axel's want to spread goodwill around and love is something that's already taking place, and that's amazing, I think! And all of us have him to thank for bringing us together, which makes him amazing too!!! Man, I really do love this guy with all my heart, though maybe I wish he'd stop teasing us about covers!!! I want to know! Ah, but that's the fun in it, isn't it? But really, this guy does so much for so many people. Axel's just great man. I hope that he always knows he's beloved. Anyway, I'll be wishing this guy nothing but the best for as long as I can!!! I hope his projects go through, and that the production goes smoothly. And that he eats and sleeps well- please be blessed with good dreams! Stay happy and healthy Axel!!!
AXEL LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.51386240

Is Oliver the fucking antagonist of this game or something

>> No.51386244
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>>51385838
>didn't like possums before
Weak. I've been a fan since encountering the psycho possum lady back in 2010/12.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MRE2K3x-AY

>> No.51386322

This nigga legit a character from a thriller story.

>> No.51386357

This game is so fucking weird. It feels uncanny.

>> No.51386435

Almond waiting room is gone?

>> No.51386475

wait Petz
I used to play the first games in this series on the PC. This bettel stream is freaking digging up repressed memories

>> No.51386494

what the fuck is this

>> No.51386538

>Do you know how to obey without asking questions?

>> No.51386572
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WHAT

>> No.51386571

NO WAY is this real, its getting worse and worse

>> No.51386587

>>51386435
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMy2dfCKDwc

>> No.51386598
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I'm half expecting this fucking doctor to pull the turtle question out

>> No.51386669

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PLOT

>> No.51386689

What the fuck is this game. This is way more disturbing than Shinri's horror games.

>> No.51386707

>>51386587
Huh thanks it didn't show up for me on Altare's page or my sub box

>> No.51386709

I actually burst out laughing at that shit, this game is crazy

>> No.51386708
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>>51386572
That....sounds like a QUESTION anon......

>> No.51386746
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https://twitter.com/ShowichiFurumi/status/1668030063936421888

>> No.51386751

ALMOND ON THE TELLY
https://youtu.be/ZMy2dfCKDwc
https://youtu.be/ZMy2dfCKDwc
https://youtu.be/ZMy2dfCKDwc

>> No.51386772

shiny cardboard my beloved

>> No.51386884

HE'S DEAD

>> No.51386910

ALMOND IS HERE

>> No.51386919

Owari da Magni is kill

>> No.51387017

Just right as I was typing "damn, my favorite thing about Magni's 1.5 is how his hair moves" he goes and fucking dies

>> No.51387025

>>51386746
Poor sensei, she/he suffered. And Magni isn't very nice to them either.

>> No.51387036

why is Mag 480p

>> No.51387112

>he really did just stop playing it
I know that feeling

>> No.51387198
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Chances either of them pull the expensive card?

>> No.51387222

THEY'RE CUTE

>> No.51387354

i wish i were a horse i want bettel to brush me before i kick him in the face

>> No.51387415

Magni just wants to eat them all

>> No.51387451

i wanna eat the bananas off of tropius!!!!

>> No.51387485
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51387485

What the fuck is this thing, is it sick?

>> No.51387489

>>51387198
that was fast

>> No.51387492

>>51387198
MAGNI GOD LUCK

>> No.51387494

MAGNI GOT IT

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1 pack kek

>> No.51387499

>>51387198
HOLY FUCK

>> No.51387509

>>51387198
HOLY SHIT

>> No.51387539
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51387539

THE FUCK?

>> No.51387540

>>51387198
jesas

>> No.51387563

HE HAS ALREADY RUN

>> No.51387569

Magni's max luck lmfao

>> No.51387581

THAT CARD IS $120

>> No.51387610 [DELETED] 

>>51387198
How expensive we talkin?

>> No.51387612

>>51387581
WTF

>> No.51387632

Magni didn't set up his live2D... He hates Altare

>> No.51387670

>>51387612
>>51387610
https://www.tcgplayer.com/search/all/product?q=iono&view=grid

>> No.51387684

>>51387569
Is Magni's max Luck is the only one working properly as good Luck? Cause he can't keep getting away with it. Bettel at least has his max Luck working against him in a twisted way.

>> No.51387701

>>51387198
Guess I'll wait and see if altare can pull it too. Magni has essentially made his money back from the box with this pull

>> No.51387762 [SPOILER] 
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51387762

Magni digs holes at the beach? I know someone who could dig out his hole.

>> No.51387771

>>51387612
>>51387581
the power of cute anime girls and porn

>> No.51387776

>>51387610
$150-200 but it's going down

>> No.51387905

is there honestly even a single worthwhile card to collect in paldea evolved ionos chump change

>> No.51388064

OBAMASNOW

>> No.51388068
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>>51387905
This perhaps? Everything after this is like 50 and below which isn't bad if they keep going down from here.

>> No.51388081

>>51387905
https://www.tcgplayer.com/search/pokemon/sv02-paldea-evolved?productLineName=pokemon&setName=sv02-paldea-evolved&view=grid&page=1

meh some singles if you sort by high to low price

>> No.51388225

PIKACHU GET

>> No.51388253

Naisu

>> No.51388252
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51388252

pikachu screech so cute

>> No.51388340

>>51387905
new sets aren't usually worth much

>> No.51388376

why is magni trying to fuck vespiquen

>> No.51388380

>thicc honey dumpy
ITS HIP

>> No.51388441

>>51387632
His live2D broke

>> No.51388519

That gyarados is sick

>> No.51388618

magni streamer luck...

>> No.51388628

Altare has to stop inviting Magni KEK

>> No.51388752

hate hate HATE regis altare

>> No.51388789

I finished opening all my packs and the best card I got was the same bellibolt Magni pulled

>> No.51388794

>lord of edging
>*silence*
yes

>> No.51388905

>>51388789
Are you cracking for fun or specific cards?

>> No.51388921

Damn that's my favorite Pokémon

>> No.51388957

fuck fuck FUCK regis altare

>> No.51388962

God, I love Almond so much

>> No.51388991

Magni Likes Spherical Round Pokemon, I see.

>> No.51389021

i can’t ship almond because altare so genuinely views magni as a big brother

>> No.51389058

FUCKING JOBBER

>> No.51389074

ALTARE LOVE

>> No.51389114

>>51389021
Did you see the first offcollab or even the 2nd offcollab

>> No.51389126
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>>51388991
SPHERICAL!

>> No.51389174

>>51389114
yes and watching their relationship develop to this level is why i feel like that

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>> No.51389262

>>51386196
Hey Axelotl prime. Are you just as relieved as I am when Nier was on Axel's schedule?

>> No.51389269

Magmites are Poison/Ground confirmed

>> No.51389289

>>51388905
Eh I want to get the rare art legendaries eventually, and maybe Iono

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>>51368193
Amen.

>> No.51389352

monster hunter rise shiny spicy salty…

>> No.51389371

Altare did what Axel couldn't

>> No.51389377

Woo, Altare trying to lure Dez in for the Shiny Spicy MonHon

>> No.51389421

Altare invited Magni, thank fuck

>> No.51389434
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>>51389251
I'm going to piss in them.

>> No.51389507

Magni's talked about that character before, is his memory that shit

>> No.51389588

>>51389507
yes

>> No.51389608

Aww, Shinri in chat for that Koipanion reference. Cute.

>> No.51389661

Father and son in chat

>> No.51389757

Bettel ragequit a children's game...

>> No.51389802

Magni believes in manifesting

>> No.51389923

That's a sick card

>> No.51390027

That Slowking is really pretty.

>> No.51390077
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51390077

Flaytellions, Bettiroons, which menshi streams are you watching tonight? I can't decide

>> No.51390166
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>>51390077
Bettel's because HE'S LEAVING

>> No.51390227

>>51390077
probably flayon's and popping in periodically to bettel's depending on what he's doing
t. machitellion

>> No.51390254

>>51390077
I'm just a Machiroon so of course I pick Flay
What is Bettel's menshi stream anyway?

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>>51390077
my husband comes first

>> No.51390267
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>>51390077
Flay Flays!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.51390289

He did it

>> No.51390546

I feel that with Jumpluff too idk why

>> No.51390665

>>51390254
fall guys

>> No.51390714

Silly leader

>> No.51390746

BOYS

>> No.51390790

Aww, the virtual fistbump. Cute~

>> No.51390861

flayon is jigglypuff

>> No.51390942
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This is how Dez sees Altare as a Pokemon

>> No.51390986

I AM NOW A MAG ANTI DON'T YOU DARE TALK SHIT ABOUT CHIKORITA

>> No.51391005

>>51390942
Small and pathetic. He's right.

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>> No.51391071

>>51390986
He's right, chikorita sucks.

>> No.51391094

Flayon is magikarp..

>> No.51391195

Shinri retweeted Vesmachi's schizo Shintare request from here kek winning

>> No.51391226

Lol Shinri is the daddy Entei

>> No.51391322

>>51390942
Called it

>> No.51391346

ALTARE IS THE BABY POKÉMON???? ToT

>> No.51391390

is youtube buffering or is it just me?

>> No.51391394

"He does swallow James whole"

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