/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT

>>51351505
She will make a few million dollars on her birthday and fuck off for another year.

>>51351505
When was the last time she even spoke to her fanbase?

That is what happens when you buy merch. They don't have any incentive to stream

>>51351505
>Will turn up for an hour (by the minute) long birthday stream, half of which will be call ins/clips
>chumbuds will shower her in money as if nothing is wrong
>she fucks off for another undisclosed period of time

I would pity any remaining chumbuds if they weren't 100% doing it to themselves at this point

>>51351505
>No new likes/RTs since last month
Hard to believe. Manager san is always using her account.

>>51351757
a month ago

>>51351855
Legitimately not a word? Why hasn't management stepped in and said something. That's not normal for even the least communicative Holo's

>>51351639
Why shouldn't she? One Gura stream is worth a thousand hours of Calliope Mori or any of the other holomediocrities.

>>51353029
Why would management say anything?

>>51353126
The sad part is that you are not wrong

>>51353029
>Why hasn't management stepped in and said something
Yagoo is too busy with the casting couch for JP7 right now, all them zoomer 2views aren't going to creampie themselves.

>>51351505
I know you will buy merch and reward her anon

>>51353192
>JP7
Tempus 3*

>>51353191
he's not wrong

>>51353140
/ggg/ are at the "wishing their oshi death" stage of grieving. It would probably be prudent to give a statement if gura isn't going to say she's on break

yeah but they still give her tons of money when she streams. if this is the kind of treatment they see appropriate for themselves, we have no say in it

>>51353418
You're wrong. They will keep giving her money.

You don't get it OP, Gura not streaming is a big brain play. It's her protesting against against the current state of HoloEN and the ever-encroaching Tempus menace and you have to kneel to her. But also, if she started streaming regularly then that's based and you would have to kneel for doubting her. Basically she's perfect.

>>51353896
>Basically she's perfect
Checks out
Sharkussy FTW

>>51351505
>no new likes
Jesas is she depressed or something. How does the average chumkek feel knowing they'll never reach out to her heart and save her

>>51353233
Tempus 3 already got hired last december, blame Aruvn for the leaks

>>51354173
>Jesas is she depressed or something
Because she doesn't spend enough time on social media?

Cover will announce her termination on her bday

>>51353191
Why are chumbuds so vitriolic

I wish people would stop making threads about her. Nobody fucking cares anymore. There are hundreds streams live right now

>>51351808
I mean, /here/buds are fully aware and take pride in it. They'll spend every day here in the catalog shit talking all the other EN girls while she's not around

>>51354467
Even mumei?

Gura isnt even good content. So amny other tubers do the "retard loli" persona better than her. She has literally nothing unique about her and no the "cute shork" doesnt count because there are thousands of other cute vtubers. Chumbuds all deserve the rope

stop posting bait in my thread

>>51351505
Gura's bad dragon is in 6 days?

>>51354360
They are an actual cancer to the vtubing industry. Not only do they attack other companies, but will attack anyone from holo who isn’t gura, refuse to support anyone else, and compare any unrelated topics to gura (eg. if a holo had a great stream they will just say it’s still not as good as guras worst stream). With their blue sponge now ditching them they are no longer soaked into one concentrated mess and spread throughout the rest of the communities still only talking about gura and bringing negativity wherever they go.

>>51351505
She's not streaming in solidarity with Haachama.
She will only stream when Haachama is allowed to.

>>51351505
She's busy planning her third child with me for her birthday.

>>51351505
I think she's done. I won't be surprised if she decides to graduate, or most likely go the ayame route. When ever her funds go low, just stream to make them go back up again.

>>51351505
Soon

>>51351505

>>51354721
>Gura isnt even good content
You must be the "Beatles are mid" kind of guy.

>>51355347
sadly for Mori that's also a likeable/unlikeable comparison

>>51355394
Totally legit chumbud post

>>51355754
I'm not a chumbud but I'll stand by what I posted, go back to your general cuckbeat

>>51355286
NEW SCHEDULE WAS JUST RELEASED

>>51355835
fix that three and you got yourself a great shitpost

>>51354927
lol improve yourself

She's literally dying of cancer and you assholes are complaining

>>51355930
Then she should do a 3D meth lab stream

>>51355811
Based nijinigger

>>51355286
UOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>51355930
>She's literally dying of cancer
Good

>>51354332
I refuse to believe a nerd like her has a fulfilling life outside the internet

>>51356270
>a nerd like her
She doesn't even watch anime.

>>51351505
>aaAAaaaAaA chuuba break bad aAaaAAAaa
Pills. Now.

>>51356602
>Break
I think by this point it's a sabbatical.

>>51351505
oh lawd. either way it's going to be funny. she's a bit fucked if she streams a bday or not. sad chumpedos REALLY worried now or mad chumpedos that she only wants their money. This could actually end up on reddit again.

>>51356602
>chuuba break bad
A chuuba doesn't just break bad like that.

>>51355891
The janky 3 is the charm of the shitpost though.

>>51355891
NTA

>>51359550
to the catalog!

>>51351595
Sauce me up, senpai.

>>51351505
She deserves a real rest after carrying the entire EOP scene for years

>>51354927
Yes yes, I'm sure your homos would be doing the exact same numbers as all the other holomems if Gura had just collabed with them once.

Do EN members even talk about her anymore, she is quite literally EN Ayame in that she doesn't even feel like she's in Hololive anymore. Would not be surprised if she graduates this year and just goes back to being indie where people had 0 expectations for her consistency-wise.

>>51353126
This the biggest cope I've read today. Thanks for the laugh.

>>51354927
>They are an actual cancer to the vtubing industry. Not only do they attack other companies, but will attack anyone from holo who isn’t gura, refuse to support anyone else, and compare any unrelated topics to gura (eg. if a holo had a great stream they will just say it’s still not as good as guras worst stream).

is this post is supposed to be positive or negative?
because they have the money, commitment and zeal to make all other fanbases look like limp dick onions drinkers. this is what idol culture is all about, chumbuds, i kneel.

>>51359840
She deserves a rest for being the only fucking EN that ignores Tempiss like they were supposed to.

>>51360159
Kiara and Mori got supas asking about her, they don't know anything (or so they say)

>>51351505
the merch that will allow her to not stream for the next 3 months is not goint to make itself, if you really want her to get back to work and stream, just dont buy her merch.

>>51360159
Also the fact that she and Ina got basically fazed out of Umisea, practically hinting that Gura is not gonna be part of Hololive in the long run

>>51360616
Feels bad for Ina because she's acually been doing things. I guess she just needs to keep getting better in JP to rejoin since only one EN-speaking person would feel jarring.

>>51360680
Does Ina even want to do that kind of stuff tho, pretty sure she was quite open about not caring to do singing/dancing/idol stuff like when Kiara was helping them that one time.

>>51351505
I don't expect much but if she still gets decent amount of SC for her birthday then chumbuds just have no self respect

she wasnt my oshi but I really liked her

>>51351505
She's just waitkng for her 2.0 aged up model so she can get rid of the pedo audience

>>51360768
Anon, Ina doesn't want to do anything that involves physical movement. Her preferred state is inert on the floor.

>>51351505
Have chumbuds organised anything for the bigday?

>>51361283
koreans posted an ad on some metro station

>>51361309
like a missing poster?

>>51363711
that'd have been funny and creative, so no

why would she stream more? the paypigs just save up until the next time and post "QUALITY QUANTITY" on cooldown

>>51351505
did the dakis already ship? will they have to deal with it like sana's merch?

gura doing the minimum until contract runs out and she graduates

>>51351595
fpbp

>>51365030
Actually makes sense

>>51360616
There was some reason that Gura and Ina got replaced in Umisea but I doubt it has anything to do with a graduation.

I want to assume its her focusing on learning Japanese, which she's talked about before and has acknowledged would interfere with her streaming. But this is genuinely ridiculous. There is just no warning leading up to it. It just is frustrating silence. This is the same person that fought for a body pillow of her?

>>51351505
She's on maternity leave nigger.

>>51365030
I am not convinced she is even doing the minimum

>>51365493
Learning a language is more like something you work on a bit every day rather than something you work for hours on a short time

Gura needs pat correction

>>51365493
marine fought for the body pillow of her. learning japanese? I think she went to the nail salon and got those long decorated nails.. now she can't type or use a phone with them.

>>51351505
She just went trough sex change operation to match her 12 year old boy voice. Give her time.

>>51365493
She hasn't improved her japanese since the last time she mentioned taking lessons, I'd bet my life on it. Can't be bothered to tweet but she's learning a new language? Come on now.

>>51365493
this is the funniest cope i’ve seen in a while

>>51365493
She started her lessons last year and judging from the Koyori collab her Japanese deteriorated.

>>51351505
Please understand baby Gura cares a lot about hololive and her fans she's just burnt out :(

>On her BD
>It is another collab with Kiara
How would you react?

>>51353126
How loaded are you that you can afford to not charge all that rent

>>51360224
Every single comment section under her posts and videos has been a warzone for months

>>51354721
>better model
>better rigging
>better cunny voice
>better at fotm games
>better creative streams
They can stack all the buffs but they can never touch Gura. Guess why.

>>51369602
They didn't debut at the height of interest in vtubers and lay the groundwork for the rest of the EN scene to follow?

>>51372717
Ooooohh, Anon killl him!

>>51351505
oh nyo

>>51351505
Noone cares

>>51360230
Gura ignores tempus as a side effect of ignoring everyone in general, especially her members

>>51353029
She is the least communicative Holo.
She's always been like this.

>>51360230
>like they were supposed to.
That's why management asked the to work together faggot?

>>51356270
I dunno about fullfilling, but she spends a lot of time outside.

>>51365493
Did you see her Lui collab? It's the worst second hand embarrassment I've witnessed, since I started watching Hololive. She's completely given-up studying the language after that.

>>51359973
???
who says i watch homos?

>>51353126
Sure hope those 1-2 hours every two months are worth it. At this point I actually pity you guys.

>>51360224
if this is what idol culture is all about then no wonder gura doesn't stream.

>>51360224
>because they have the money, commitment and zeal to make all other fanbases look like limp dick onions drinkers.
>cumbuds actually believe this

>>51351505
Because she knows this
>Show up once
>"I'm sowwy, ill be more active this time, i pwomise"
>Receive all the money
>Fuck off

>>51389436
>>"I'm sowwy, ill be more active this time, i pwomise"
she's not gonna apologice, catalogfag

>>51354927
Wait this describes homobeggars

>>51389436
We need a collab like that ayamegachi that straight up said she's easy to follow since she doesn't stream much, but for gura to wake her up.

>>51355930
proof?

>>51367056
But I'm not coping. I'm saying I'm frustrated with the silence.

>>51393353
Gura situation is odd but still better than Haachama were management was claiming she was radio silent for over 3 months because of the flu.

>>51394637
You're. Huh.

You're right. Was that ever resolved?

>>51397314
Nope, and while management eventually admitted that Haachama was healthy she did miss her 5th anniversary.

>>51351505
she's not streaming until nyanners stops having a boyfriend

>hallucinates, is committed to mental asylum
>manager could announce hiatus but gura has brief lucid moments sometimes
>"mane-san she's back"
>drives to asylum with streaming gear

i have no other explanation

>>51407793
they've removed her head and cryogenically preserved it. in the future when tech advances enough, they will thaw her out to entertain future bros.

>>51351505
Gura had something fall on her head and now she sincerely believes that she's just a regular chumbud. She spends all her time shitposting on /vt/ and put all her managers and coworkers on ignore. All her commitment is currently going towards making as many PLAP posts as possible.
Please, Gura, if you're reading this, come back to your senses. Everyone here at the office misses you. This post is our last hope.

>>51355362
the beatles are shite.
>YEAH I FUKKEN SAID IT.

>>51354467

While we take Pride in the fact that they'll never see procreation in the opposite sex

Consider yourself from this point on, a newly appointed Bull.

>>51354927
Recently they've asked other streamers about Gura's status, breaking one of the basic rules on every Holo's streams

>>51413872
>recently

>>51369602
>they can never touch Gura Guess why
They can't touch someone who doesn't even show up