/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gurass

I love my wife so much!!

>Come home.
>See this on your living room floor.
What do?

Kill feistybuds

Feel free to send feedback about Gura or Cover (perms, projects, etc) here
https://cover-corp.com/en/contact

I wub you Gooba! Come back when you're feeling ready! Until then I'll listen to your karaoke and performances playlists and goom to your R-18 fanart!

>>51280392
hi5 I'm listening to a karaoke playlist right now

>>51280363
Show her the pleasure of becoming my personal onahole~

ToT

>>51280403
Me too fellow shrimpbud! Her karaoke playlist makes a 12hr shift at work just melt away~

>>51280412
I think I'm going to be sick...

I'm the king of /ggg/.

I love Gura the most!

>>51280363
Hit her múltiples times time time she start crying and then more, she probably will try to ask why or tell me to stop but she can't form words yet so she will only make noises between cries and smacks, eventually she will try to crawl away and just beat her harder until blood comes out eventually she will just her cries will turn to screams and and then after so more hard hits I will stop basking on how adorable it all was and leave her be, and go to sleep to repeat the next day.

>>51280636
You are right on time onahole

Any birthday news?

>>51281289
Yes in my head from the voices that say bad things.

>>51280780
Anon that made me sad you shouldn't type such things.

>>51280780
Maybe try killing yourself?

>>51280780
I'm glad most of you are incapable of breeding.

things will get better sike!

Goop morning, I love Gura.

if the pain goes on
I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT

https://streamable.com/wd8eca

I miss bloop

>>51283150
I don't

>>51283150
In 7 days, bloopo will be dead. Murdered for real.

>>51283150
honestly I miss gura more

nearing a week left and no gura
the rrats whisper to me in the dark
and i die with every syllable

sigh

Reminder that Bloop-sama took Gura hostage as payment for all the slander

Gura's depression could be cured if she just had sex with me but noooooo she has to be a brat about it.
Jesas Gura just get it over with and have sex with me already.

not having fun

>>51283659
Hey my name is me

>>51280363
Give her more blocks to play with and get her some snacks.

The shark hood is good actually

>>51284854

I just want to rape this creature, is that too much to ask?

>>51285125
Sir that's a child.

>>51285216
And?

Child

>>51285365
Harlot

As a Vtuber fan who had become a gachikoi before, I've always imagined that someday I will meet and make a relationship with my oshi... Then I realize that my oshi actually is more normie than me. They're hanging out with their friends, boy-girl friends, circle groups, etc, they're doing many activities in RL that are really irrelevant/completely separated from the Vtuber world...

While you just lying on the bed/sitting in front of your desk all day long just stick around in the Vtuber news & forums, watching them every single day, playing games, watching anime, and otaku stuff, then still being delusional that someday you can meet your oshi in RL... but actually every day you become more irrelevant from them. Now, I'm talking to myself. You will never meet your oshi if you just stick around in your now. And learned too from certain cases from other Vtubers who already have relationships, even their IRL friends, boy-girl friends, or even their marriage partner are not from Vtuber fans.

So, I start to think that watching Vtuber just wasted my time, instead, now I'm focusing on becoming more relevant as a normie, participating in more events, conferences, and outside activities, making connections with famous people or their circle groups, upgrading myself & my personal branding, etc... in purpose for someday I can meet my oshi. That's ironic, if you want to get catch up/meet your oshi, your should reduce or even leave the Vtuber world.

I love you Gura, wait for me, okay? Someday, with the upgraded version of myself, I will definitely come to you in RL & propose to you for become my wife.

>>51286097
>I'm focusing on becoming more relevant as a normie
You poor sad fuck. Fuck imitating normalfags.

>>51286141
What do you mean? I'm stalkychad.

>>51286097
People like you are the reason gura is not streaming right now. Stop with this.

Change da world. My final message. Goodbye.

>>51286406
Goob bye

>>51286097
>That's ironic, if you want to get catch up/meet your oshi, your should reduce or even leave the Vtuber world.
Absolutely correct but there's a better way to achieve your goal: get rich as fuck. You can then buy businesses and houses in your oshi's town and increase your chances to get noticed. All women want to feel economically secure when in a relationship, it would be pretty sad if my oshi couldn't even afford to buy her favorite brand of shampoo because her husband is a broke sad fuck. Even if your oshi is astronomically rich, you should always try to be economically equal or at least be worth 50% of her net worth and show the will to spend money for her and her mental wellness.

>>51286655
>Even if your oshi is astronomically rich, you should always try to be economically equal or at least be worth 50% of her net worth
Shit like this is why our society is collapsing.

Gura is a whore.

Reminder that if you buy her birthday merch you are encouraging her to give up on streaming.

Where is he?

1 week until birthday - if there was any chance of making it seem like she wasn't just returning out of an obligation to shill birthday merch she lost it by leaving it this late.
Has any holoJP not on an official hiatus just skipped their birthday? Because that scenario doesn't seem unrealistic at this point.

Watching Goob's garlic wife play Pineapple on Pizza. I wonder if Gooba would play that game as well...

>>51287747
At this point I don't feel like returning before her birthday would even change anything, it would just feel like a "plausible deniability" stream made specifically to dodge those accusations.

>>51287806
The plausible deniability window was like 2 weeks ago, returning a week out from your birthday isn't fooling anyone

>>51287853
It will fool copebuds.

>>51287879
What a retarded post, patientbuds don't need to be fooled to believe what gura says. Truly an idiot you are.

>>51288201
>proving me right
Thanks for playing shitstainbud.

you guys look like our general last fall
not great

>>51288265
You are regurgitating nonsense at this point.

Fake fucking CUNT.

Reminder that Yesbuds don't love Gura.

>>51287747
that means the next stream is definitely going to be outfit reveal right?

The love of my life is nothing short of a miracle. Without her I wouldn't have made it this far. Without her, what little grace I have in me would have left me a long time ago. When I had hit rock bottom and when even my love started to falter, she reached out and lifted me up from my darkness and despair. Oh, how precious can a person be? To think that I would live to see such beauty and experience such a miracle. Oh, what did I ever do to deserve something as amazing as this? Verily, I tell each and every one of you: God is good. God is great. Hold thine heart and pray. His will be done. Praise His holy name.

She looks sexy and sounds sexy but does she smell and taste sexy?

>>51288771
she smells like a fart

Where is he?

gura's wife is live btw

What if Gura has regenerative healing like wolverine and she grows back her hymen every time
ToT

Hey chumbuds, I found your oshi

>>51289229
What? You afraid of a little four letter word?

It's so over...

It is too hot outside, bros. I take it all back. Screw summer. Fuck this heat and death to all musquitos.

>>51289371
huhaha sorry chumbies i got a sunburn, 5 months break

>>51289350
I'm so tired of all of this.

>>51289414
maybe it was a 4th degree sunburn

Can we get to a thousand?

>>51289534
Go for it, bud. You can do it.

>>51289534
90% Darkmaze and his incredibly obvious alts
i love how hes just started accusing everyone else of being an alt now

Surely we'll see her in 7 days. Things can't be that dire right?

>>51289642
im curious who is oshi even is honestly
like clearly hes just another faggot thread shitter seeing as he just blatantly green texts and insults Gura constantly as a guise of defending her.
Im impressed with how long hes kept it up though, dude treats it like its his actual job

>>51289642
Yea, he just copycats everything you use against him. Better not give him ammo. Altho I have a really funny accusation to throw at him but I'm not sure if I should. I am very intrigued about how he would react tho. Don't know if I will be able to contain myself forever.

>>51289806
I doubt he would have kept up this whole thing if he wasn't a chumbie. He almost does it full time

>>51289863
Unless...

>>51289839
ive never once replied to him at all, i just like reading the comments to see what kind of retarded shit hes been spewing
>>51289863
nah he clearly isnt one, i would hope that a chumbie wouldnt call people niggers and green text in her comment section

He's probably a deadbeat

>>51289806
Probably a Nijifag

Rumor has it that on her next stream there will be a flood of supachats that just say "garlic bread"

gura is fucking dead and i'm tired of pretending she's not

What if darkmaze is a woman? Food for thought?

>>51290103
Dead tired from all the sex we had last night. T u T

R.I.P. Gawr Gura

2020 - 2023

>>51290166
nah zero chance
dude is way to gay to be a woman

>>51290166
pretty sure women have the balls to just bitch on their main account instead of hiding behind like 10 alts and replying to themselves

>>51290204
I swear. It's a larper. 100%. This person isn't who they make themselves out to be.

I would know. I am just as schizo as he is but we have different goals.

>>51290462
You just want gura to graduate.

Why does she hate us?

>>51290656
She doesn't. She simply doesn't care

>>51290656
>hate
>>51290679
This is the correct answer.

>>51290650
I fight for love and truth, my brother. May the Lord cast me into an everlasting pit of fire and damnation if I would ever dare to betray the love of my life.

>>51290656
because if a single person expects even a single thing from Gura she will have a mental breakdown due to too much stress placed on her.
mostly because she wants to be depressed so she looks for any excuse to give up

I need Gura to queef into my mouth!

https://youtu.be/ttcboE1GrNg
>Me and Gura vs the antis

Sex with a fembud.

gura should play kingdom hearts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gab1_QZXT98
her theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtgf2poACNU
Do you think Gura is the type of girl that returns her carts?

>>51292234
As lazy as she is? Heck no!

>>51292234
I'm a 100% certain she does. Anyone that says otherwise is not a chumbud.

>>51292234
Trick question, she gets picked up by an uber at the entrance.

>>51292234
As someone who used to push those things back in the store, i would run up and yell at old lazy fucks who didnt put them away. You bet your fucking ass I would tell Gura to stop being lazy if she pulled that shit.

Chumbies, I just ate cunny miso. It was grey and smelly but really tasty like my oshi gura.

Truly, truly. My dream has come true, I tell each and every one of you.

3 WEEKS of being busy nonstop. It's so humbling sometimes just how hard Gura works for her chumbies.

>>51293193
If only she allowed us to give her some emotional support...

>>51293193
yeah, mori and kiara playing games all the time meanwhile gura non stop works, idk why people think they are hard working or some shit lmao

>>51293261
What are waiting for? An invitation? Scream into the void! Or do it /here/ while you are at it? Declare thine love for her to the Lord! Declare it for all to see!

Reps complete! Eating half a dozen eggs and some steak tips for breakfast.

I deleted a word. Don't phonepost and eat at the same time, buds.

>>51290189
R.I.P. Gawr Gura

2020 - 2021

ftfy

>>51293440
I am proud of you repsbud

>>51283162
Rest in pizza you son of a bitch

>>51293440
Sounds very healthy. Not. I hope you ain't using gear also. Add in some weekly alcohol abuse and you've got yourself a real liver problem before you know it. Do keep an eye on that, if so.

>>51293628
I don't drink. It fucks with your testosterone. I eat a lot because I have a physical labor job and I powerlift at the same time.
My liver is fine, AST levels are at 23 when I got my physical. Everything else was normal.

>>51293705
Perfecto. Carry on, champ.

pathetic thread as usual
worthless fanbase

>>51293440
My reps are also complete
time to ruin them by eating a baconator from wendy's

>>51293193
>>51293328
its honestly amazing how many "people" still go
OMG GURA YOU WORK SO HARD FOR US!!!!
she literally does not...

>>51293998
Just one?

>>51293969
????

>working on projects
>still pushes through even though she's stressed and has health problems
>on top of being so busy she still tried to get a 3d live for us
i will trust the shork
>joins collabs whenever she can so she can still stream a little for us
>still thanks us for being patient despite schizos complaining

>>51294316
fuck off darkmaze

We aren't so different you know.

>>51286097
holy shit normalfags are stupid, I guess there is no cure for them

Why wouldst thou turn thineself away from the love of God, oh, my dear brothers and sisters? Why wouldst thou walk the other way? Into an everlasting existence where love does not exist in the slightest nor did it ever. Why wouldst thou deny the Lord? Why can thy not see that God is good? Is the weather not to thine liking? Is not the sun often enjoyable? Is not the rain always endurable? Is the water not refreshing enough? Dost thou not hear the birds sing for thee? Is the sky not glorious enough for thee at day? Or dost the firmament not bare enough stars for thee at night? Or art thou perhaps not satisfied with the limited power granted to humanity? Wouldst thou instead rather be the Most High, thineself? Verily, verily, I promise you, that that would be the most foolish notion.

>>51294568
Would correct and ruin.

Gawr Gura Ch. Hololive-EN

>>51294699
Bless you.

>>51294699
my wife

>>51294699
thats my oshi...

>>51294699
Dead channel

Birthday week hype

>>51294804
Love yet lives.

>>51294837
>2021

>>51294837
2 years later Shork become ghost

>>51294837
God, the Sharknado watchalong was so much fun. Why did things have to turn out this way?

Goop love

>>51294837
Show the 2022 and 2023 ones please, I dont have them on hand

>>51295297
>2022
See image
>2023
...

>>51294699
That's my sex maid's youtube channel. T u T

Do you have the temptation to give up on Gura?

>>51295368
>18th:
It hurts every time.

>>51294316
God I love her.

>>51295413
She gave up on me.

>>51295413
I would never. I would go down ablaze, in the name of my ever burning love.

>>51295413
Never.

>>51295413
Not really

>>51295368
>wwe was a year ago

>>51295413
Yes but I want to hear what she has to say on her birthday. If she pretends nothing happened it's gonna be a total shitshow and I'll really quit, this time for sure.

>>51295413
I'm just waiting for the retards to fuck off so we can have a normal stream experience again without attention whore beggars

>>51295749
HAHAHAHA

>>51295765
did the post trigger you or something

I'm starting to embrace Gura not streaming. I can imagine her playing anything and saying anything I want to. She's currently playing Hollow Knight and telling me that she loves me

>>51295413
If I could I would. Love is a bitch, no amount of rational "you should stop" makes it go away

>>51295823
Do it anon
Manifest the tulpa

>>51295823
I'm actually so used to it having her stream is gonna be weird

>>51295823
This is exactly why I don't take my meds.

>>51295803
bizzaro anon funny

>>51295989
k dunno why you're here though

There's no way Gura can resist the Didney game perms. She will break out from whatever asylum she's being held in.

>>51296064
EN doesn't have them

Almost as if they're mad or something.

>>51296064
She had years and years to give Kingdom Hearts if she cared to and she hates that kind of game so much that she only ever touched the rhythm game spinoff. You think she's gonna STREAM it? Those 20-30 hours games?
Get real, retard.

>>51296152
It's fine. She did her reps and can play the Japanese version.

>>51296064
>subaru ffx and pekora kh in same timeslot
jrpgKINGS...we face a dilemma...

I refuse to believe that Gura thinks this status quo is okay

>>51296282
she doesn't think about Hololive. try to keep up

Mori doesn’t know where Gura is but she hints she is on break for mental health

>>51296199
Wonder how involved those lessons were and how long she took them

>>51296282
she doesnt think about stuff that she has no interest in aka she doesnt care

>>51296064
>Gura
>Playing any kind of long-form game
Even if they somehow did get EN perms, we'd only see 1 to 3 streams at most before she gets filtered.

>>51296282
She literally told us with her own words she stops thinking about hololive when she's not streaming

>>51296371
That's 3 months of content

>>51296440
kek

>>51295823
I think I'd be fine even if she didn't stream until next year, I was able to dedicate my free time to my reps instead of watching streams.

>>51296440
>That's 3 months of content
God damn it.

>>51296282
yeah, having seething beggars in your fanbase is pretty annoying to deal with I'd imagine

>>51296479
based antichad

>>51296479
Cool. I went the schizo route, myself.

>>51296479
I don't know, as someone who likes gura's streams as something to come back to after doing reps, I just miss being able to watch the damn shark girl during physical and social recovery time

>>51295368
this was such a great week man...

I'd be happy for her even if she graduated as long as she continued doing her reps.

>>51295413
>give up
I dont know why its so hard for people to see things through the end

>>51296788
Same except i dont care about the reps

>>51296788
Bad news, she probably tuned into JP classes twice and never again

>>51296813
For some people it's worse to be stuck in limbo than to just be done with something flat-out.

>>51296788
>least negative doomershart

>>51296880
>For some people
yeah, me

>>51296788
As long as she's happy, I'm happy too. If she finds someone who truly loves her and helps her realize her dreams, that would make me the happiest.

>>51296962
okay cuckmaze

>>51296880
Agreed however it shouldnt be a hard decision. Drop it if you dont like it. Gura is my wife so Im sticking through till the end

>>51295368
I fucking blame the concert and covr unable to grt a 3d studio in america

>>51296962
Yeah Ame

Rebuke them not outright, we know not in what kind of dark place they find themselves as of this moment. They might yet also come to repent their lack of faith. The faithful return of the Lord is not yet now. It seems He is still waiting for something. Pray, consider that he might be waiting just for you.

She'll post on the 14th like last year. Believe

>>51297118
>She'll post on the 14th like last year. Believe

>>51297118
What's so special about 14th?

>>51296962
Shut up retard, I will never watch your males. JPs and Gura solidarity.

I'm really just putting all my eggs in one basket, which is things becoming better again after her birthday and japan arc 2.0 is over.
If it still stays like this afterwards too and she continues coasting, randomly appearing once per week or two weeks then I'll probably leave, as hard as it will be for me.

I know other holos who do very little still have fans and people are seemingly okay with it and just enjoy their girl whenever she's around, but I can't do that. I can't go on for another year with her being around so rarely and doing so little and love her the way I used to. Not when I've been around for the better times and know how much better it all could be.

>>51297319
to be fair, even the other girls that aren't around as much at least they still tweet and interact with fans on a secondary account. imagine if gura had a second account where she tweeted things like good morning or something. It would probably make things a lot less hard. I don't know if it'll ever be good again but i still believe. honestly i just have to

I'm taking martial arts and learning to play Mahjong. I don't have time or effort to expend stressing about this shit. Do something constructive with your time faggots.

>>51297319
>which is things becoming better again after her birthday and japan arc 2.0 is over
I find it pretty hard to believe this will happen when the goalpost has been moved on when things will get better so many times. It was supposed to be after japan 1.0, then a month after that, then a month after that, now it's birthday and japan 2.0 but with no communication leading up to it whatsoever.

This is outright impossible. My love, thou'rt gonna be the death of me one day. Thou wouldst strike me dead with thine boldness and splendor. Mine heart can not take this. I have never before witnessed such magnificence.

>>51297517
Hope is all that is left right now, hold onto it

>>51297319
I wouldn't count on it. I had the same hope things would be better after holofes.

>>51297546
if you haven't won any gold medals in competition for whatever martial art you're doing, I'm probably better at mine than you are yours. mind your own goddamn business faggot

I will leave tomorrow. Good thing I stand out, I guess. Love you.

>>51297546
based independentCHAD

>>51297548
I guess it's just the anniversary character of it. It'll have been more or less 1 year of her decline, which seems like a fair amount of time to wait for things to turn around.
She says it's all health/japan/concert prep/holosummer/projects. Okay, so once those are over it'll absolutely have to get better. If it still doesn't I really lose my last cope.

its getting harder and harder to believe in the future when the present is so fucking stagnant and dead. i really hope better times are ahead, someone give me good, set in reality cope please

>>51297638
>gold medals
Anon I'm learning how to defend myself not how to score points.

>>51296064
I'd rather have no streams than a KH stream.
Fucking KH is garbage and only autists like it.

>>51297231
>>51297246
She posted a birthday schedule on the 14th last year. She'll do it again

>>51297824
>I'd rather have no streams than a <blank> stream
I don't get this mentality. You don't gotta watch a stream you don't like

>>51297879
While I disagree with that KH anon up there I could think of multiple cases where I'd rather no stream at all
For example
>male collab
>eceleb collab
>collab with some garbage vtuber like say bao, vei or fefe

>>51294837
>EP 1

>>51298019
Korgoth of Barbaria only got one episode. Oh what could have been.

>>51296440
sensible chuckle

>>51296318
Is this actually true? I saw a catalog bait thread to that effect but I don't care to go find the timestamp in Mori's stream.
If she is off for a mental health break it would explain a lot but I don't know why Mori would be letting that slip if Gura hasn't bothered to tell us herself.

>>51297752
I'm not talking about scoring points, I'm talking about wins via ippon/submission. Y'know, the kind of thing that actually makes you better at fighting, not "self defense" nonsense marketed by bullshit artists.

>>51298108
Damn. That was a pull I wasn't ready for.

>>51298136
A quick youtube search found https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCFDakVJKwE

>>51296318
SOMEONE FUCKING SAVE MY DAUGHTERWIFE

>>51298139
>I'm talking about wins via ippon/submission
Whereas I'm talking about putting a guy with a knife on the floor without getting stabbed.

>>51298136
>>51277827

>>51296318
Gonna need a timestamp, you know.

>>51298219
>>51298284
Thanks anons, well she says she has no idea but then does kind of imply she is resting up, who knows.

>>51296318
(Collabs, are fine though, mental health is only a thing when communicating with fans is involved.)

Haachama knows where Gura is and sees her frequently but she doesn't want to give us any hints

>>51298400
proof?

>>51298400
They live in the same ward.

>>51298370
yea im ok with her taking a break if thats what she needs, but it seems like shes only taking a break from US and not everything...

>>51296318
>but she hints she is on break for mental health
No she did not, she gave a average non answer.
>Don't know, but she'll be back when she's ready!

>>51298442
i'm chamers

>>51298442
https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxgYQOR07rTm4ZL3_7aee8078ApIGRBHJP

Wait I thought she was so busy with projects and prep for summer stuff and the concert. Now she's on a mental health break taking it easy and resting up?

>>51298284
What if her long time projects failed completely and Cover is trying to stop her from graduating? it would explain the funny note they made about "guidelines" for fans, but if Gura doesn't tell us anything how are we supposed to cheer her up?

Still, I doubt she got mind-broken because of failures, the rrats have more reliability to them than vague information like this. We know for a fact she played Outlast Trials a lot in the days prior to the collab.

>>51298274
>Whereas I'm talking about putting a guy with a knife on the floor without getting stabbed
Anon, that's pretty much proof that what you're being taught is bullshido. Don't believe me? Try this: get a completely untrained friend and give him a sharpie with the cap off. Wear a white t-shirt, and attempt to "resist" him marking up the shirt with the sharpie (no contrived, bullshit motions - actual human resistance).
After a few minutes, get a mirror and check out how much black ink you have on that shirt. Now imagine thinking you're going to stop someone with a fucking knife because you practiced some blocks in a contrived setting a few time.

Also relevant:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vmiT5BD61Y

>>51298662
Yeah the hope and cope changes every day in the Gura thread but the cuckposters sing the same song eternally.

It's never been more over than now

>>51298662
Mori doesn't know or doesn't want to say anything

You know before today i actually bought the whole "working on projects" thing but mori straight up saying she was on break shattered that illusion completely

>>51298674
Five centuries worth of jujutsu off-shoots are apparently "bullshido" then by your definition.

>>51298822
Don't worry chumbie, she'll be back. Nothing will improve though.

>>51298877
Wtf how??? I'm just a goombud and even I figured she was on some sort of break.

>>51298877
i took it more as mori doesnt want to say anything and also doesnt really know so she just states breaks can be good in a more general sense. i doubt gura is communicating anything with her genmates about this sadly. we know this woman doesn't talk to anyone for more than 3 back and forth messages at a time

>>51298877
Did you come from the timeline where Gura actually had a work ethic?

>>51298877
Now she straight up said it?
She may have accidently revealed more than she wanted to by talking about breaks and coming back in tip top shape in a general sense after being asked about Gura, but what she actually said first of all was she had no idea what she was up to and not to ask questions like that.

>>51298877
It's so obvious she's on unannounced breaks all the time.

This girl has been streaming like once a week before this ghosting session. Why the fuck does she need a break? 90% of her schedule is a break day, for months..

>Gura makes a shitload of money and becomes an insufferable bitch
>ghosts everyone even her coworkers and management to the point even Mori the Antoniette of EN doesn't know anything
>"she's on mental break health for sure!"

I have been trying to show people love and truth for many, many years. Never once did I succeed.

Always remember, these whiny bitches are the reason we don't get Gura

>>51298662
>>51298877
Gura is blatantly lying to her buds

I think it's less a health break and more of a "can she regain her motivation to be a holo and streamer" thing
Like right now she just never feels like it, she has no interest in going live and doing anything in front of an audience when she wakes up and starts a day

>>51299310
Nobody can take Gura away from you except Gura

>>51299310
i dont get this angle man, we dont get gura because of gura. when everyone was patient with her it wasn't any better then either. lets stop blaming chumbuds for this, it just is what it is at this point

>>51299286
>>51299319
So these are the true chumbies huh

>>51298886
>Five centuries worth of jujutsu off-shoots are apparently "bullshido" then by your definition
Absolutely, because if you're not physically in Japan and seeking out one of the few remaining jiu-jitsu schools that have preserved their traditional systems rather than just adopting Kano's modifications and becoming Judo schools, it's very unlikely that what you're being taught is anything like the jiu-jitsu that was developed for those more warlike periods in Japan's history.
You'd be better off finding a BJJ or Judo school, as what they're teaching genuinely offers a lot more of what makes it viable as a combat art, and offers lots of pressure testing via randori and competition to actually get better at effectively applying the techniques against a resisting opponent.

>>51299368
>blames everyone but himself for being an insufferable piece of shit
lol, point proven

>>51299310
Yeah because being a yesbud sure paid well in 2022 right. Retard.
Whining is not the cause, it's a consequence.

>>51299404
Are you genuinely autistic or do you really think your actions have no impact on others?

If Gura went menhera and is taking a break like Mori implied then why the fuck didn't Cover just announce it like they did back in December? Man I don't know what's going on anymore

So hows the "short break" chumfags?

>>51299310
You can keep saying this every day, but you'll be proven wrong by people every single day too. If you're into that continue.

>>51299464
>paid well in 2022
>when you idiots were seething right up until her health break because you're fucking dense
2022 only proved my point further

>>51299508

Gura will stream when she feels ready to do so.

I still love Gura and don't resent her or anything but I can't really say she's my oshi anymore. Hope she's doing well, but its too easy to move on after so little contact over the past year.
I wonder what I'd end up doing if she actually came back full force at some point.

>>51299527
They probably fear it will have negative consequences on the concert and the stock price.
Gura ghosting everyone on her birthday will be worse than if they just honestly admitted she's unwell, I doubt it's the real reason though.
She sounded cheerful and smug in last collab.

>>51299550
It's the opposite, I'm proven more right every day the more you seethe and get nothing because of it

>>51299404
Chumbuds took away chat and prechat. Chumbuds are responsible for Cover releasing the statement about supporting talents. Chumbuds are responsible for shitting up her vod comments and member's comments.

>>51299585
retard
you can try that with people who know nothing, not with people who know every minute of her streams and anything that ever happened

>>51299310
>Gura ghosts us yet again
>YAAAASS QUEEN TAKE AS LONG AS YOU NEEED I'LL WAIT FOREVER FOR YOU! YOUR REST IS MORE IMPORTANT!! gurapat gurapat gurapat
>FUCK YOU FIESTYBUDS! YOU'RE THE REASON SHE NEVER STREAMS ANYMORE!

>>51299723
I will never forgive seething rainbows in late 2022

I dont get it. Are truebuds suppose to shit on gura and anti her or support and love her?

its the "yea im totally a chumbud look at how you guys made this happen" threadshitting today i suppose

>>51299803
yeah yeah stop posting on cooldown

>>51299757
are you done being a literal monkey?

>>51299820
commit suicide darkmaze

>>51299854
Hypocrite

>>51299806
Pointing out her flaws is not being an anti. It is suppose to set the framework as to what issues she is dealing with and how she can solve them. Which is as simple as stop ghosting and start streaming. 2 simple steps.

>>51299820
I just resent chumbuds for their obnoxious bitching, it's not that complicated

>>51299310
No i'm pretty dure the reason we dont get gura is gura herself

Gura needs sex correction to get her motivation back.

>>51299953
>it's easy, just do as we say!
lmao retard

>>51299985
Now they resort to bitching in other holo chats instead of directly confronting Gura.

>>51299433
>it's very unlikely that what you're being taught is anything like the jiu-jitsu
Well it's definitely not that since I'm pretty sure historical jujutsu doesn't encourage you to deliver a kick in the ribs or a punch to the neck after a pull down. I can't really tell you the name of the school without doxxing it,

>>51299953
Calling her an insufferable lying bitch doesnt sit well with me

>>51300056
Her streams are ultimately a service which we fund and we have the right to demand a minimum standard and expectation.

>>51300111
She's very sufferable

>they
ah so they aren't chumbuds and are just here to cause infighting, wow would have never guessed that one

>>51300069
>>51299985
Definitely a Gura fan here

>>51280389
I sent feedback and canceled my membership, left feedback on youtube too.
What else is there to send Cover some feedback? should I make a note account and comment under their posts there? since management reads them.

>>51300111
It is not that exaggerated, but she is clearly holding back and being slightly deceptive.

Someone post Gura dressed as Etna

>>51300131
>we
go back to whatever shithole you crawled out of

>>51300111
Calling her all that is straight up just being an anti, saying that she's just not a very good streamer in comparison to the rest of Hololive, isn't.

>>51300197
Huh? Did you not see all the people here posting that shit?

>>51300192
you can fuck off and stop ruining things for everyone, that would be a great start

Atlantis shark > Pigtail shark > Normal Shark > Cat Shark

>Thank you Gura-sama for not giving us any content, heres my donation for the month

>>51300220
I want to be dominated by my wife Gawr.

>>51300247
I dont know about that. No other holo can give me that gura feeling

>>51300310
Fuck that's hot. I really wish Gura liked pokemon, I'd fill jars if she was with/dressed as some of those poke girls.

>>51297517
Hold on, you guys aren´t following her other account? AHAHAHAHAHAAAA

>>51300304
Catshark>Atlantis shark>Normal shark = pigtail shark

These tourist shitposters are getting dumber each day

>>51300309
>I DONATED to you, you OWE me
>proceeds to forget about all the content she's ever provided
unironic chumcel thinking, what went wrong with this generation of men

>>51300093
>Well it's definitely not that since I'm pretty sure historical jujutsu doesn't encourage you to deliver a kick in the ribs or a punch to the neck after a pull down
That actually seems more believable than a jiu-jitsu school advocating for modern "knife defense" techniques, given that jiu-jitsu was developed as a wartime art meant to get the opponent to the ground by any means so you can execute them with your weapon. Any "jiu-jitsu" school that claims or attempts to market this kind of thing to regular civilians should be looked at with suspicion imo, especially one not physically located in Japan.

>>51300247
People perceive things differently, just because someone feels betrayed it doesn't mean they are an anti. If your gf you've been with for 2 years and half lied to you for months and then ghosted you without reason, would you be able to move on like nothing happened or would you feel resentful and talk shit about her?

>>51300531
>who do you think you are to ask for me to stream again, saying that you miss me and wish things were more like they used to be? fucking chud parasosial incel, touch grass
how do you exist

>>51300192
Sure, go nuts. Might as well make more noise if you feel like it, no shame in voicing a complaint. I don't think it matters, myself, but if you're actually using all those other things you may as well keep moving down the list.

>>51299310
One of the problems is that people like you advocating for corporations instead of pushing what's best for the consumer. You're not her friend, colleague, co-worker, manager. You should be demanding a better service, not making excuses for her.

>>51300531
Unironically kill yourself cuck.

Retard hours

Feeling lonely and depressed? go eat a donut.

>>51300615
by not being a possessive demanding freak, you should try it sometime

Reminder that gura has a fluffy hairy mound

>>51300697
darkmazechama...

>>51300744
Uoh! ToT

>>51300697
You'd eat Guras shit if she gave it to you.
Good thing she doesn't even give you that much.

>>51300657
>my oshi is a corpo
No wonder you don't understand anything, you're a soulless NPC

>>51300754
yeah all me.

>>51300768
stop projecting morsel beggar

>>51300304
I would kidnap and ruin this princess. T o T

>>51300754
He has more sense than the entirety of this thread

>>51300657
But people not paying her for service. They pay her for donation.

>>51300931
that guy isn't capable of a fraction of my thoughts

>>51300754
It's better if that guy comes here more often. It would be fun wo it.

now theyre agreeing with darkmaze? could they be anymore obvuous

>>51301046
They always reveal themselves

>>51301046
it's darkmaze agreeing with himself

>>51301001
He's always here though threadshitting. And shitting up vod comments too.

>>51301046
he isn't here, it would be obvious because he would immediately start sperging out with the word 'parasocial'

Seriously what's so bad about Gura not streaming? she even said she will still stream in spite of all the work and health problems she's dealing with. You should learn to appreciate that little Gura time we can get, when we get it.
Being parasocial will lead nowhere, you will just waste your life being angry on the internet about a cartoon meme girl.
Learn to appreciate the little things that life gives you, tend your garden, your terrace's flowers, take your dog on a walk, groom your cat, or just go outside and meet new people.

>>51300657
This is where Hololive is really clever in terms of maximizing profit, though, that they've successfully made a lot of fans feel a sense of almost moral superiority through brand loyalty. You may only be interested in a small handful of talents and mainly for their streams but then - what's wrong with you? You don't support unity, you don't support all the girls? You're an anti if you have criticism for any of them, why would you want more streams from any one of them when you could just watch the others? Concerts are what this is really all about, so if you aren't buying tickets to those, you weren't really a fan in the first place. Why would your opinion matter if you're not even paying to see the concert in-person? And if you are, why are you complaining when the concert hasn't happened yet? You can see all your favorite talents then!

>>51301166
>uses the word greyfag
ogey

>>51301114
All me by the way.

>>51301185
>doing that when you could do reps
Fakebud spotted.

>>51301185
>>51301166
kek

>>51301185
the problem is not communicating AT ALL you fucking moron

>>51301298
Lmao you cannot even lift your toilet's seat to save yourself from sharting in your pants.

>>51301205
I don't even know what you're referring to since I don't read VoD comment garbage and keep up with the darkmaze lore like you

>>51301195
>they've successfully made a lot of fans feel a sense of almost moral superiority through brand loyalty.
So the diehard Hololive fans are the same as Apple fans. Obnoxious elitists. Checks out.

i fucking hate the word parasocial so much it doesnt even mean what these fucking retards that use it for every fucking argument think it means.

>>51301166
>>51301185
S-sugoi!

>>51301381
Nijifag

>>51301185
Yes but I'm not a woman. Women don't give a shit if Gura doesn't stream or communicate anymore.

>>51301185
BEING PARASOCIAL IS SEPARATE FROM BEING A POSSESSIVE SCHIZO FREAK
GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING BRAINLET

Protip: People who come in here using "they" for chumbuds, who call you parasocial incels or who write paragraphs about how Gura doesn't owe you anything and they are actually happy she's away so they can focus on their lives are not actual thread resident chumbuds, now are they posting in good faith

>>51301389
I agree, we should just call it as it is: emotional exploitation.

>>51300601
nta, but I never understood that logic. If it's your gf that left you and not the other way around - why would you be resentful and talk shit about her? Aren't you supposed to have feelings towards her? If she just changes her behavior towards you, that somehow invalidates your feelings?

>>51301571
*nor

>>51301606
Yes thank you

>>51301571
Obviously. I wonder why they come to /ggg/ in the first place. Its like they treat it as a toilet

>>51300596
>jiu-jitsu was developed as a wartime art meant to get the opponent to the ground by any means so you can execute them with your weapon
I presume the idea was to mimic that with strikes. For the record they don't call themselves a "jiu-jitsu" school. I was just making the point that knife defense and disarms have been in that art and its descendants for a long time.

>>51301571
i have long realized this but its incredible how much they reply to themselves to keep the conversation flowing and how many of them there are

>be gura
>have many projects lined up that you've been working on for a while
>management cancels them because they want to keep a certain image of you
>want to play your favorite games on stream
>management takes away or they can't get perms
>want to start doing react content because you think it'll be entertaining and fun
>management and fanbase immediately refuse the idea
>keep working on the projects you still have despite having little experience in handling them while still dealing with health issues
>fanbase starts complaining about your absence but you're too afraid of confrontation to communicate properly

Pop up parade figure just arrived and now I'm depressed.

>>51301794
>be gura
Stopped reading there. You will NEVER be gura

switches
commands
alerts
events
activity

>>51301794
C O P E
O
P
E

>>51301794
>be gura

>>51301708
>I was just making the point that knife defense and disarms have been in that art and its descendants for a long time
yeah, and they've likely always been dubious for someone not wearing battle armor in terms of actual effectiveness considering just how fast a knife can inflict fatal wounds before you even realize it - especially if the knife wielder has trained with it, there's very little you can actually do coming in unarmed

>>51301794
>muh projects

>be gura
>masturbate
>she gets her body back and I tell her I masturbated with it
>we both masturbate together
https://youtu.be/vDfrg-8GdRg?t=4630

>>51302197
movie may was wild.

>>51302051
nta but i've heard that the person wielding a knife is more likely to hurt themselves than whoever they're attacking. do you think this is true?

>>51302237
That was Movie April

>>51302268
looking forward to movie june

>>51302249
>do you think this is true?
depends on how inebriated and untrained they are, probably

https://twitter.com/BulliedMizuki/status/1668655179065962497

>>51301794
There's no way you're holding on to these sorry excuses. Insane. Maybe this would work if she streamed more than once every couple months

>>51301794
also
>be gura
>your genmates are schizos and retards

I have started to think of Gura as retired in my mind. It's close to the truth and it stops me from getting angry when I see a clip with her in it. If she streams randomly it's like when an old MLB champ comes to pitch the first ball in the world series. Purely ceremonial.

Gura is retired
Gura is retired
Gura is retired

Buds, I am overjoyed that, once again, I have figured it all out.
Darkmaze is the pajeet trying to get back at us. I can't believe I didn't see it earlier.

>>51302646
based kiara telling it how it is