/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>51282080
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>51282087
Amen.

Goodnight /mans/
>>51282087
Amen

What are some good Magni 1.5 songs? I want to make a playlist

Good evening /MANS/
Clown sex.
Thank you for your time.

/mans/ is stinky

>>51282333
stinky winky

>>51282087
Amen

>>51282280
Opium by Mili

>>51282280
There was one FF song Axel sang that he said it was just like the Magni lore, something about Vivi?

no longer with us

Do you daydream about being a Tempus guild member, /MANS/? Post your guild roles/hobbies, what streams you'd do, and bits you'd do (with chat or with the Tempus boys) that'd make you stand out and showcase you as a person, even if it's hyperbole. I'll share mine that I've been mulling over:

>Character concept: Undead
mummy w/ an Anubis-analog, similar to Dingo's dog accessories but closer to an actual jackal-furry-dogboy
>Class: Archealogist/Charter/Scout
>Colors: Black/gold with green highlights, green eyes
>Hobbies: fighting/arcade games, self-help, metaphysics and philosophy, video editing (mostly for shitposts), breakcore/vocaloid/samplecore/mashup music

Streams I'd do:
>grinding getting good in King of Fighters XV and Street Fighter 6, Flayon collab opportunity
>special zatsus where I show what I learned in personal development lately or go on existential tangents

Bits:
>Unlike Bettel, I have a good intuition for pronouncing names properly, I'd probably be teasing him about and thanking his SCs whenever I collab with him
>Everything that peeves me about watching karaokes I will uphold to myself: no speaking in a middle of a song, do my best to list every song onstream (to the point it'd overtake 50% of the screen and model if I sing long enough), actually practice and know the lyrics of whatever I'm singing beforehand
>Will thank every Superchat and membership in every stream, beit with dedicated superchat readings, thanking them as they go, or even in a twitterspace if need be. I can see myself grinding in a game like Earth Defense Force or Mushihimesama Futari and struggling to thank every name that pops up, maybe title it as a bit like "Thanking every SC while I get good" or something

>Why won't you guys gib me more money I want to play FF ttebayooo

LEADERS CUTE, LEADERS LOVE~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGKVxEW23JU

>>51282080

>>51282304
amen to that

>>51282536
same though

I'm awake at 5am aiya
>>51282087
amen
>>51282530
LOVE

>>51282462
after I saw this I changed the perception that I had. I guess they love son more than I thought.

>>51282462
MAMA

>>51282621
It's 6am over here, wanna trade?

>>51282462
MAMALOVE

>>51282462
MAMAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>51282524
Go back
>>>/#/

>>51282462
I'm gonna fucking cry I though I got over it

>>51282499
i've never thought about it but it's cute to see anons plans

>>51282499
Sounds fun
>Character concept: Dwarf
Shota that claims that he is a dwarf. Catchphrase is "I'm not a minor, I'ma miner!"
>Class: Beserker
>Colors: Brown and greens.
>Hobbies: Cooking, catching up on IT stuff. Reading fanfiction. Motorcycles. Indie japanese music.

Streams:
>Challenge streams. I would do Lunatic Fire Emblem playthroughs and ironmans. Would also do a Terraria Mastermode run where I will fight and defeat the Moonlord.
>JRPGs. I fucking love Xenoblade and I would gladly tank my numbers to share my passion.
>Schizo zatsus where I do some OBS magic to make it I'm talking to myself

Bits:
>I absolutely hate nail polish on anime characters. If there is someone wearing it in a game I would cover my eyes with a blindfold as it would send me to a rage. Would also wear it when collabing with Magni, Hakka, and Flayon.
> Every time someone tells me it's their birthday I would say "Do you ever regret being born?" and never say Happy Birthday.
>When I do a karaoke I would play the first few seconds of "Niggas in Paris" but stop afterwards.

I suspect I would be suspended in a month.

How long is the magbreak going to last this time

>>51283093
He said it would last until next Monday, didn't he?

>>51283093
9 months

>>51283093
At least till Monday, he MIGHT stream on Monday night but probably not

>>51283093
hopefully indefinitely

>>51282730
If only. Why would you want to be awake an hour earlier in these unholy dead hours?

>>51282080

>>51283089
unironically would be the best tempus member

>>51283151
>>51283121
Thu-Mon?? :(

>>51283296
yeah like the other two

>>51283089
the nail polish thing is so bizarre but unironically really engaging kek, please audition

>>51283089
I'm pretty sure Flay's nails are just claws on the gloves
Otherwise kek/10 would watch the zatsus if nothing else

I'm finally home so I want to yell about Axel's stream today!!! Man, well, I did want to watch the Kairosoft gameplay, but well, I know the feeling of starting something up only to not feel up to it immediately afterwards all too well. I can't really fault him for that! But that zatsu ended up being really fun, I think! And I swear, every time I look away it seems like this guy has added another project to his backlog! Axel's too hardworking, he really does want to take advantage of all the opportunities he's had open up for him here, and I really do love him for that- I hope everything goes well in all that he does. Course, some projects may fall through and all, but that's ok! Sometimes things just don't work out due to various reasons, and there's just nothing to be done. Though, I think another chance for a full Tempus Sugar Song and Bitter Step will come along someday- it's an amazing idea after all. And Axel's planning on saving all the resources that'd have gone to that for his, ah well, I don't really know what to call it, but his one Big Dream project. It's something he's wanted to do since debut, and before for sure, so I've always got a small part of my brain cheering him on towards that specifically! I know he can change the game for vtubing! Ah, man, I just. I don't know- I love him. Y'know? He's so plain with his words and just wants to have fun with the axelotls, he's just a genuine guy and I want to support him the best I can. I have so much more I want to say, but oh, I don't want to be annoying. I'm sorry!!! Thank you guys too, for always putting up with my word vomits, and thank you to the people who love Axel just as much!!! I don't know man, I'm just happy, and I hope that he's happy too! A big kiss to you all who want one, CHU~!!! And thank you again drawanon!!! You get an extra kiss, chu~!

>>51283267
>>51283384
>>51283483
Thanks. I also have more bits planned but I don't want to spoil it if I ever got into Holostars or become a Vtuber at all. But here's one more
>Stream in 720p. I live in a shit country at the moment so I would have to. If someone mentions it I would gaslight them that they were gaslighting me. Basically a reverse Oga. Do a 1080p debut stream out of the blue one day.

>Pekora manages to get Kingdom Hearts perms
>Axel still can't even play Final Fantasy

Fuck Square Enix, I hope FF16 flops

>>51283578
oh so astel was hinting at kingdom hearts then, good for him

>>51283635
He wasn't even hinting it, he outright confirmed it as soon as possible

>>51283520
*smothers you with a pillow*

Which Tempus boys would impregnate

>>51283792
axel, altare, hakka, shinri

>>51283792
Flayon would if his partner was consenting and he was at a stable point in his life where he would be able to support a child and had a wife

>>51283792
magni impregnates vesper every 9 months

>>51283868
too many conditions, just say he wouldn't.

>>51283907
OI
No. I refuse to comply with your demands

>>51283856
Remove altare and I'll gladly be a mother of 3.

>>51283792
Axel and Altare accidentally
Shinri on purpose

>>51282462
No...

>>51283754
Fair.

New selfie just dropped

>>51283992
idk i think shiny spicy are the most likely to be into creampie. hakka too

>>51284029
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>51284029
Jokes on you I don't even know who these people are!
So I can't be affected by this. This could just be a pic of two random dudes to me

>>51284091
It's /mans/___

>>51284134
I knew it......

Mama speaks the truth
https://twitter.com/oxSTL/status/1668506223329841153

>>51284179
craving for mama's maid bettel fan art

>>51283520
Axel is sucha sweet boy! He wants to provide the fans with something they can enjoy to the fullest, he has a lot of ideas for a guy who calls himself an idiot. I want this little guy to be happy and get to work on the things he os excited about! Axel love!!! Always lovely to read your ramblings!

>>51284198
FYI this is Flayon's mama but either of them drawing Tempus maid fanart is fine with me

>>51283792
Altare would intentionally try to get unwilling partners pregnant to make them feel worse but he'd be miserable if they actually got pregnant.
Magni will never risk having kids.
Axel would plan to pull out but he'd get so stimulated that his knot would pop before he'd manage to.
Vesper would do it through IVF only.
Bettel never wanted this to happen...
Flayon would want to impregnate the love of his life immediately and with a lot of care and delicacy.
Hakka already has kids.
Shinri probably just impregnates automatically idk.

>>51284416
>Axel would plan to pull out but he'd get so stimulated that his knot would pop before he'd manage to.
ToT ToT ToT HOT

>>51284403
ohhhhhhhh i was dumb my bad

>>51284416
this is all very accurate except for Shinri.
Shinri only fucks people/"people" that can't get pregnant

>>51284416
>Flayon would want to impregnate the love of his life immediately and with a lot of care and delicacy.
Accurate

>>51284453
Imagine the panic on his face when he comes down from the high and realized he is stuck and then you have to have the talk if you want to get kids or not right then and there

>>51284416
Very accurate. Vesper wouldn't even want to use his own sperm for fear of passing down his autism and other issues he'd want to use someone else's, like Magni's

>>51284308
Yeah! He does have a lot of ideas, and wants to try as much as he can, but just needs a bit of help on the execution because he might not have the skillset needed! I hope that he's able to find the support and people he needs to make his dreams come true!!! Thank you for always supporting this guy with me! I hope your day/night has been good and that you've eaten well. Please take this, chu~!!!

>>51284692
This only adds to the Vesper cuck chair memes

>>51284648
TOT TOT TOT

>>51283089
>>51282499
Cease making me want to audition, please.

>>51284416
>>51284526
hot

>>51284808
Pokemon tournament... At least we got Rust in its place...

>>51284526
Infertile women let's go

>>51285158
it's about time someone noticed them

>>51284526

>>51285265
Vesmachi...

axel talked about torture and noone mentioned this

https://twitter.com/sqilvin/status/1668279744138289153

>>51285412

>>51285459
we already know he's into kinky shit after he revealed his BDSM test results a while back.

>>51282462
F

>>51282530
Wait.....fuma is the leader?
I thought it was gamma

>>51285548
Nope. The little one is first in line.

>>51284416
who are they impregnating? (you)? some chick on the street? magni?

can we call bettel as vg's leader? I know he is sort of that position but I wonder did they officially talk about that.

>>51285548
Nope, it's Fuma. Lore-wise, he's the one that gathered the other members of Uproar: https://twitter.com/holostarstv/status/1509426757107036160

>>51285821
vg official manga doko....

JWU what’s with the vesperschizo in the last thread. Did he jump into VC with any of the boys or something? Is the Axel VOD worth watching just to see what all the shit is about?

>>51285895
Shut the fuck up

>>51285895
huh? what vesperschizo? there wasn't one

>>51285895
go brush your teeth instead

>>51285863
They got the animation

>>51286047
well, yeah. but it didn't explain their lore at all. how they met, the circumstance when bettel first met hakka and shinri, who was the first to join tempus among them, why only flayon had gone the expedition with bettel etc.

Slow day huh

>>51286106
bro, this is not a 300k word fantasy novel, we're talking about vtuber lore.

>>51285895
There's no new juicy Vesper gossip, only someone bringing up stale shit unprompted

>>51286154
someone -> some anon*

>>51286123
I know :( but at least hq got the manga about how they met each other... at least that much would have been enough for me sorry I love their lore so I'm being retarded

>>51286106
But it was their equivalent to the manga debutwise, and it probably cost way more. I'm guessing cover wanted to try a different strategy with them

>>51282087
Amen. Axel I know you're /here/ stop spending money so carelessly. I know you mean well but come on, they don't grow on trees.

>>51283578
>I hope FF16 flops
I mean as cool as FFXV is, the story kinda sucks. So I don't expect FFXVI to be well-written either.

Also Square Enix hates the Gaijin.

>>51286218
It's better to not believe whatever anons are coming up with Axel's money spending honestly

is Vesper 2.0 doesnt look disgusting and unsightly then I dont want it

>>51286335
Damn morf had a glow up

>>51286335
vesper is the ugliest character his mama has drawn so don't expect too much

I just woke up what the shit just happened

>>51286471
Altare went back to his home planet. Please pray for him

>>51286335
this looks like a fusion between vesper and morf

>>51286471
i wanna impregnate vesper thats what happened

>>51286471
Magni signed up to Glaze Clan

>>51286471
Tempus and tempura are horny so they're talking about impregnation

>>51286471
slow day here, and catalog being catalog you know how it is

I'm still horny for this thing

>>51286565
Yeah thats mostly what I meant, I wake up and is chaos. But I also woke up to 2 magni streams

>>51286620
He was feeling lonely and also bad about taking a break or something like that so he streamed some diablo

Horny today /mans/?

>>51286592
bro im so mad that thing isnt real. if axel wont then atleast i know the hound devil wouldnt mind tearing the flesh from my bones and cracking my skull between its teeth. god i hope that shit hurts

>>51287026
You are an interesting individual, hope you get the content you wish for!

>>51287026

>>51287010
Always
Shinri matingpress Altare doko

Catalog niggers suck ass but I think axel deserves critique. He should chill out a bit since he seem really out of it recently.
Also he doesn't really have to go all out in song covers. Animations are nice and all I but would still listen to it if it was a still jpeg. Extra things like the Hound-devil in his Kickback cover are cool but I'm here to hear you sing first and foremost. Also if you are here axel please do the Sugar Song to Bitterstep group cover and not cancel it.

you guys know you can still criticize the boys without mention catalog faggots right?

so remember to do your playlist reps and if you have enough money to spare instead of SC'ing you should be buying your oshis VP's

>>51287287
except for magni's
https://mega.nz/folder/BZ11hJ6J#CAjzii4BpkXfmHJwIyQMag

>>51287251
No, women can not know the difference between critique and trolling.

>>51287183
>Sugar Song to Bitterstep
Though for that one, the song is great but the dancing is also a large amount of the charm, so I can understand why animation being out of the question would be a deal breaker for his plans.

Stop being weird and watch daisenpai climb https://www.youtube.com/live/TjJ-_qvW5p0?feature=share

so EN branch didn't get kingdom heart perms?

>>51287351
>the one who's menshi/merch content gets leaked still sells the most aside from Bettel
grim

>>51287183
Yeah I was kinda surprised that he wanted the cover to have animations, that shit is expensive as hell. He seems to want to do things properly or not at all, I can respect that, he values the fans and insists on giving his best but not everything has to be a masterpiece. It's insane how hard he pushes himself, how the hell he manages to do his uni work I will never understand. Please let yourself breath once ina while Axel

I don't Axel's angle with uni desu, his degree is marine bio or some bio thing right? I guess it's a backup if the chuuba thing goes under

God why is Magni's voice so hot

>>51287398
I've been watching Only Up for like 6 hours
I've come to the conclusion it's a very shit game
I hope tempus doesn't play it

>>51287183
I do agree with you here, but you're kinda ignoring alot of what Axel said his reasoning was for shelving Sugar Song to Bitterstep. Yes, the animation was part of it, but he wanted it for Tempus's anniversary. Assuming he thought of the idea the first time he sang that song in a unarchived(?) karaoke a few months back, he'd have to crunch to get everything done.
>Assigning lines
>finding people to mix, instrumentals, MV, ect
>Record
>Get everyone else to record (+work with them on their parts as needed)
>ect
A jpeg MV would be fine, I guess, but I don't think Axel would be truly proud of something like that. >>51287387 is right.

>>51287530
Right?! His narrator voice or when he is a little tired is extra good. Man the twitter spaces... I'm glad he has at least somewhat gotten over disliking his own voice

How was Diablo?

>>51287683
boring

>>51287683
Comfy Mag hours, he hyped up Vesper's update. He was cute playing with the cloak toggle

>>51287683
Boring.
Just like the rest of the western multiplayer slop they play.

>>51287611
Oh yeah, I am aware of the other reasons well. Hopefully by the next anniversary he would have enough funds as well as time to make it the best damn cover it can be.

>>51287683
Pretty good, Mags found his stride, he wasn't vibing with barb

>>51287692
>>51287739
>>51287745
>>51287760
Thanks I'll give it a watch

>>51287683
Compared to Fortnite? It could've been better. I'm just glad he's found his fire again.

>ywnb vespers beard while he goes out to pleasure men at glory holes while youre asleep at night

>>51287183
Axel's got that Japanese autism and believes that if it isn't good enough, he'll disappoint the Axelotls when that's not really true since most of them are fine the way he is.

I keep wondering how magschizo's brain works. Does he not have anything else to do than sit itt and wait for people to mention Magni so he can respond all the while refreshing Magni's menshi page so he can leak that shit as fast as possible. Like is that his whole life? Makes me sad actually

>>51287754
Yeah, I'm sure by then, depending on how he saves, there'd be more than enough. And the wait would be worth it. I don't expect this to happen, but I'll say it anyway. It feels like it'd make a good Christmas cover too, and last years kinda fell apart due to timing, was supposed to be a group thing.

>>51287901
ngl i would be fine with lower quality stuff. but at the same time i did find myself getting annoyed while watching bettel after one of his covers and him saying that people will like it anyway so he doesn't feel like he needs to get better. so if axel were to lower his standards i'd like to think it would be fine but who knows

>>51287901
It's a kind of autism most artists in general have.

>>51287981
>Spoiler
The Christmas project... I'm so sad man, we will never get another HQ project like that could have been

miss them

>>51288055
>>51287901
In all honestly, I'm pretty sure most axelotls would be fine with it if he were to lower his standards, but like, that goes against actually everything he says for his own work as a part of Holostars. I don't think he will lower his standards and I don't think he should.

>>51285863
When they have a manga artist who draws the entire thing.

>>51288137
I know an artist with the exact opposite mentality, except he isn't particularly good at art.

>>51288170
I believe... Tempus Anniversary...

>>51287904
Yeah, I don't get it either. I can only guess they have some strange combination of love and hate where they are utterly obsessed with Magni but they're upset with him, like they have this intense addiction they can't quit and are lashing out like a yandere trying to inflict their pain on their object of desire/everyone around them.

>>51287901
This is all of Tempus mentality. Except maybe for Bettel and Vesper

>>51288319
Most, not all. And primarily those really passionate about the particular craft. Like how Magni switched focus to music and now he's perfectionist about that.

>>51288489
the opposite of love is hate which shows Magni still has an emotional affect on them. A true power move would be to feel indifference towards him and what he does.

Yeah let’s give the schizo attention and make the schizo a thread personality, that would sure make him stop!

>>51288497
so not giving a damn makes you money....

>>51288639
Unironically

>>51288615
but i don't want them to stop, they're funny

>>51288170
>Magni is hanging out with Bettel and possibly Altare later this week enjoying life
>Vesper is in his mancave playing WoW for 10 hours a day without taking a shower.
Honestly, kinda of jealous of both.

>>51288671
new breed pick-me anon

>>51288710
What is stopping you from playing wow (or other game you enjoy) 10 hours a day?

>>51287901
Anyone who truly care for the work they put effort into want it to be good for their own sake not just for the fan

>>51288710
Axel...

>>51288787
Life

i'm a machiroon but i've been having thoughts about brutally murdering flayon and bettel for the past week, what do i do

LEADER ON THE TELLY
https://youtu.be/V0JOPekADb4
https://youtu.be/V0JOPekADb4
https://youtu.be/V0JOPekADb4

>>51289034
>Minecraft
no thanks, have fun Altventurers

>>51289034
I've missed Leader minecraft

>>51289022
i didn't know machiroons have ryona fetish

HE'S SO CUTE

>>51289022
Glad you got that off your chest before you started stream, Altare

I love that slime cursor kek

lol wtf

How goes the fan Minecraft server?

Huh? youtube does not have that feature...

>>51288639
This an actual thing in life. A motto "Give it a B effort" is something people follow for a reason. Most of the audience you attract will be happy with your second best and don't spare a single thought for how it would have been with more effort. With less effort you are able put out more and the audience is happy with that. If you want to succeed that is probably better than pushing yourself for bigger things. For an example you can take a look at Magni. Everyone loved Judge Magni but people still expect that level of entertainment from him all the time. Every time he does something special, afterwards people want more of that and get disappointed when he takes things easier. It is unfortunate

>>51289308
sounds like an excuse to be lazy and constantly do mundane streams

>>51287904
Ah yes, I still remember that one doxxschizo who kept spamming about him being performative/pretending to be bi

I wonder what percentage of magmites are also doxxmites. They've been getting a little too uppity as of late.

Offkai

>>51289424
I am not calling Vesper or Bettel lazy, they both are consistent with their content and it keeps their viewers happy. But van tou really point out something they worked to make really special?

I was drowning with 3 ap classes lmfao

>>51289513
bettelion brought a ton more i presume

Altare said Shinri's rail system sucks...

altare definitely has a gf

>>51288710
god i wanna huff vespers pits after a 10 hour sweaty wow session

>>51289709
can you imagine how stinky his chair and pits smelt during his 9 hour WoW stream + eating pizza hut right after (probably in the same chair too...) ToT

is he gonna die

>>51289708
that gf? me

>>51289708
Probably yeah

>>51289708
Yeah, magni

Not a burgerlander, is what Altare's saying about those AP classes a big deal?

>>51289513
I always find it painfully cringe when people do that. As someone that knows the guy for like a decade now I find it a bit disrespectful but hey, is 4chan, people can't help themselves being retards and trying to evade the potential ban for bringing that shit up.

>>51289108
i think it's the fanbase combination, i'm a machiventurer and i don't want anything but boring vanilla shit and lots of love for my oshis

he's serenading in pizzatongue

Part of me wishes that the minecraft server was more alive and the boys randomly meeting eachother for cool interactions. Sadly since there isn't that many members, and only 2 that play minecraft for 10 hours randomly, is just near impossible to happen.

>>51289828
5 is way above average with varsity sports, a lot of crunch. 7 is no life mode.

>>51289709
You can't do that once he stabs you with his spear. Remember that this guy panics when someone touches him.

Where the fuck is Altare rn

I borrowed a drawing tablett from a friend.
I am a shitty artist.
Anything I can draw? Since Altare is live rn why not draw him, but I don't have any idea except for chuuni shit.

>>51289838
They have to be doing it for the reaction because people freak out every time, either in an angry way or an "omg spoilers!" way

fell asleep to magni’s fortnite stream… catching diablo rn…

if it wasn’t for bettel encouraging him, do you think magni would have completed the 1.5 lore in time? or would have left it for later? or wouldn’t have done it at all?

>>51290138
chuuni shit is the best shit though...

I’m at work right now… is Altare being cute today?

>>51290226
yes he's crying about his broken ren fair sword and rping naruto stuff rn

>>51290257
I love my dumb little brother…

He's back to singing song snippets, cute

>>51290290
He's really looking forward to spitroasting Bettel huh

Bruh I thought that whistle was actually my phone

Altare you can't keep saying to be antosocial when you keep talking about things that you do with your friends

>>51290138
Well I just tuned in and he's talking about wanting to eat with his hands, so why not tempus cavemen or altare being a feral children

Eating soup with chopsticks endurance stream

Axel should just do what Vesper did and find a gay sugar daddy, I mean a "buddy", that will gift him a PS5 for free

Full tour altventurers uoohhhhh......

>>51289308
My friend always told me that he never puts excessive thought in his creative work because he was taught that thinking too much is the same as driving into a mud pit intentionally and pressing the gas petal for 100 years.

>>51290482
Vesper did what?

i want to have sex with all of guild tempus

I will have sex with all of guild tempus

I had sex with all of guild Tempus...

god he's being so cringe right now but he's so cute

>>51290583
>thinking too much is the same as driving into a mud pit intentionally and pressing the gas petal for 100 years.
just like me frfr
i think my braincar's brakes are out of order and has a flipflop lodged under the gas pedal. Someone please save me.

It's been almost a week since I watched Leader... I think my body lost it's immunity to his cringe

>>51290775
There's no helping you, maglord.

Good evening /MANS/
I am patiently waiting for more lore, But until that happens I hope you sleep well tonight.
Thank you for your time.

>>51290951
night night

>>51287636
I was gonna link the one completely mundane sign he read with a sexy voice for no reason in Undertale as proof he could read a phonebook and make it sexy but I can't find it and it's bothering me now. I was sure I bookmarked it...

>>51291001
nta but wtf this is so cute

ENTER CELLO

>>51290636
he met up with a long time "buddy" after he came back from Japan and the guy got him a ps5

I really want to see how small Altare's room is

Magni’s still ugly :(

>>51291122

>>51291077
could just be a well off friend, mines done stuff like that occasionally

I love this

>>51291231
ika...

Hakka will be in a collab with Mousey and Geega on Friday, Mousey confirmed that

>>51290694
Go back to sleep Magni

>>51291318
Is Hakka the winning son forma de hispano

>>51291318
i dont know much about geega, but she really has some interaction with every vtuber i know. i think its really amazing

>>51291354
RIGHT after this Fortnite game, I swear!

Axel begging you for money to feed his heroin addiction ToT

>>51291318
Nice. I recognize Geega, but is the middle one mouse? I swear she changes her model every month

PODCAST IS CURSED

JOBBER KEK

Altare..............

>>51291416
No Mouse is obviously the one to the right

>>51291318
how the fuck does he keep winning

NTR PODCAST ISREAL

man, his managers let him get away with anything

So fucking good

>>51291318
Did she say what they were doing?
>>51291416
I don't actively follow her but I recognize her by the shade of pink and purple she uses for her hair

lmfao upper management didn't give a fuck

Qrd on the podcast please

MANA died so NTR could live!

>>51285800
Bettel led the expedition to Xenokuni, but he reports back to Altare, and Altare has stated several times that Magni is his right hand man, so I don't think he actually has anything but a temporary leadership position in anyone's headcanon.

the reactions to the name are going to be hilarious when it comes out

>>51291589
They're going to kill one member per episode.

>>51291547
The pink and purple one is Ironmouse. Geega is the gray one.

Oh, the anniversary celebration is split into 2 days

>>51291589
It's going to have live torture

I FUCKING LOVE NATIONAL TEMPUS RADIO

they keep hyping the anniversary i hope it's really good

Altare + 3 people or 3 people including Altare?

I love National Tempus Radio, it made me cheat on my wife

Is VG also celebrating?

>>51291589
Tempus and NTR

>>51291722
Altare + 1 tempus member and possibly 1 guest

>>51291732
I don't think so, don't think they even get a 6 month celebration

If they record separately i will anti altare

kek altare

lol

>>51291732
we don't know, it sounded like they got lumped with hq although they didn't want to

>>51291732
There were talks about doing something for their own half-anniversary at the beginning of next month, but I don't know if it's set in stone yet.

>>51291318
Hakka is going to make it, I believe in him

>>51291819
Why are they so lazy to come up with interesting streams

>>51291781
We will literally never get another HQ collab even in a podcast form...

MANA podcast...

>>51291946
nigga watch streams

What's the boys' favorite foods?

The guest thing makes it sound really boring

I still think making it weekly is too much

>>51292035
yeah same i dont care about non tempus people

>>51292026
They all really like dick

>>51291983
Which ones?

>>51292075
All of them

now, do you think if vesper will be on that podcast?

>>51292095
Engrish

>>51292095
i hope not i don't like vesper

>>51292026
cock

>>51292095
>schizo
>catalogfag
>dramafag
VESPER VESPER VESPER VESPER VESPER VESPER VESPER VESPER VESPER VESPER VESPER VESPER VESPER VESPER VESPER VESPER VESPER VESPER VESPER VESPER VESPER VESPER VESPER VESPER VESPER VESPER VESPER VESPER VESPER VESPER VESPER VESPER VESPER VESPER VESPER VESPER VESPER VESPER VESPER VESPER VESPER VESPER VESPER VESPER VESPER VESPER VESPER VESPER

do they not have the minecraft update yet?

Bettel literally unfit for the podcast Altare is planning. Also his food takes aren't special, he just presents them that way, I think Altare is pickier than him

>>51292159
its a Tempus general. no one is allowed to talk about a certain Tempus member here?

>>51292075
about the anniversary? specifically, shinri's membership, which one? that's for you to find out

>>51292162
not yet no

>>51291951
Hack their computers for the unreleased mana podcast recordings

>>51292026
I only know magni likes gyudon and vesper likes blood

Has anyone holland'ed about what they're doing for the anniversary?

>>51292026
Flayon likes Thicc Thighs

>>51292026
They all really like Pho, well HQ mostly don't know about VG

Wait, Altare's bgm is lofi version of Top of the World. I've just realised this, thought it was just some dova syndrome tracks

>>51292026
Magni is gyudon, Altare is...ramen...I think? Axel mentioned being really into noodle soups for a while as well. The rest I dunno.

>>51292279
Altare and Magni dont know what they're doing for their solos, Altare will rewatch his debut if he can't think of anything.
What is that image

>>51292299
It's been almost a year...

Wait so Altare is saying physical merch doesn't earn them that much

Tempus wont be getting standardized merch

>>51292201
Altare isn't a picky eater though? He just doesn't really like spicy food, and is lactose intolerant and allergic to alcohol. He seems willing to eat most things his body will allow him to.

>>51291318
Hakka love!! They were talking about maybe playing Fortnite in the last collab, did Mousey mention what they will play this time?
Seeing Hakka with friends makes me go all warm inside, i want everything good for this boy

I want art of axel selling his ass for cash

>>51292279
none of them know what they're doing separately but there's some group project happening

>>51292378
That's what Axel said as well. Not surprising if spend more than one second to thin about it. The manufacturing costs take a cut, the profit margin might not be that high

>>51292411
I remember magni saying he's an "eat to live" kind of guy and looks soulless while eating. Doesn't sound like a picky eater

>>51292279
Magni said he might do 1.5 reveal but clearly now thats already done i dont think he knows what hes doing

>>51292453
how can he sell something he doesn't have....

>>51292411
He's not picky at all, if anything he sounds like he eats like a poorfag/workaholic

>>51292504
Damn. Axel, it's over

>great time
>die

Jobber...

Reader...

>>51292345
>What is that image
If this were a Tempus edit, who would those guys be? Just by shirt color and stature, my first thoughts were Bettel and Altare, but someone else might have better ideas after thinking about it for longer than one sleep-deprived second like I did

I missed his minecraft streams but I also want more Neon White rn...
captcha: RI(p) D0G

>>51292463
>>51292497
Thanks
>>51292345
>>51292650
Yeah I posted it with those 2 in mind

why does burgerfood have such dumb names

shilltare, onegai...

>>51292159
he and Magni are the only tempus members people outside of tempura give a shit about

>>51292910
Honestly they would be better off as indies at this point

Jwu seems like my rant from last night was used as catalogue bait. Sorry MANS, I failed you

>>51292951
Everyone in holostars are better off indies

>>51292816
You don't like the name sloppy joe? Whatever do you mean?

>>51292960
Are you proud of yourself?

>>51292960
:|

>>51292960

>>51292960
You must repent for your sins

He has to be doing that on purpose

please someone tell me stop reading the thread and go to study

>>51293015
I blame Axel
>>51293044
No, won't cut my dick!
>captcha 284NTR

has been playing league since 2016 and hasn't improved...

>>51292816
brits are bigger offenders

>>51293121
Stop reading the thread and go to study lazy fuck. Studies are important and I bet you have stinking finals to do

>>51293121
Go study for your exams you fucking idiot

>>51292960

tempus members that want to build gunpla
>axel
>flayon
>hakka
>altare

>>51292453
Hot.

>>51293211
collab time

>>51293211
haha remember when ves planned to build one with axel in japan

>>51292504
Pancake Syrios...no..

>>51292960

>>51292960
You did it on purpose, didn't you?

>>51292960
You've doomed us all....

>>51293264
I am trying to stop hating vesper please stop reminding me about it

>>51289513
magbeats

I want to teach my dumb boyfriend all about gundam...

>>51293144
Nah dude, that's all on you. I have no idea how you even interpreted what he said the way you did

>>51293264
Dont remind me please…i can almost watch vesper again

>>51293211
if any of these off collab i will spam the comments suggesting they build one

I want to build gundams but I have no interest other than that so I don't know what I would do with the models afterwards

>>51293399
please stay filtered better off not having people that flip too easily like that around

Brotare…

>>51293456
Deep fry

No don't tell me about fighting brothers...

>>51293470
>better off not having people that flip too easily
Like... Nowa?

>>51293533
kek

>>51293533
Uh oh

Oh he likes One Piece, good opinion for once

People that think altare is a normie are so lucky they haven't met an actual normie

>>51293616
Newchama?

>>51293658
Not really, I just don't watch every tempus stream or visit mans all the time

japs love their ntr

>>51293424
flayon/hakka is the most likely to happen and theyll probably genuinely do this

>>51292960
Nah we were in the right. Axel is too small brain when it comes to streaming.

Thats such a random thing to know about

he really likes military stuff

>>51293857
Well, he said so in his first week I think.

>>51293616
>>51293693
I am pretty sure was on his debut stream.

But a funny thing about Altare and One Piece I remember every now and then: A few months a new chapter was released where a character that barely appears in the manga was in it and he tweeted about how cool this character was. Shortly after that he realized that the chapter wasn't officially translated in english yet (he read an early fan one) and then he replied to himself again saying that he was actually re reading an old arc where this characters appears lol

>>51293533
kek

>>51293533
KEK

>>51293156
This is why I hate it so much when people pull him back into that shitty game.

>what if i like darker?
blacked altare...

>>51294250
Orcs/Altare ToT

Oh shit
Altare applied to Holo 3 times

>>51294369
I imagine he applied when they had open auditions but weren't specifically looking for a male en gen

>>51292504
He doesn't have it because he sold it

>>51294498
The buyer? Magni

>>51294369
mayn holo talents have auditioned more than that even
sometimes I think they wait who reapplies to filter out people who just want to get in whatever corp takes them

>>51293121
You can't send your oshi akasupas unless you pass your exams and get a job with a living wage.

>>51294369
All the boys have applied more than once, It was heavily implied in some old collab they had together. It's pretty common actually, I even seen clips of holojp members talking about how they applied a few times too.
Makes me wonder if Cover themselves tells them something along the lines of "the audition was solid but add a bit more" while also looking at the newer auditions and slowly picking up the best.

>>51294537
No... The ass on Magni is actually Axel's??? That's why he is so keen on it

>>51294726
Lui's audition story is pretty inspiring. I think it's also on the fact that cover is very selective on who they hire for the premade models so a lot of the times the holos aren't suit for the models of that certain gen

hate hate HATE regis altare

fuck fuck FUCK regis altare

altare regis

What was the latest update on Leader's EP?

>>51294369
So did Shinri. It’s really not unusual. The boys have all said reapplying is key since sometimes it’s just a matter of not being the right person for a specific character.

>>51295099
Still in process

>>51295099
Never, he's getting scammed like the 3d model 100%

Why is he talking about peacocks

>>51295219
He did a personality test a bit ago.

>>51295099
He got some instrumentals, I believe, and he has a theme, but I don’t know if he mentioned if he actually has lyrics or vocals done yet

>>51295199
>he doesn’t know

https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1668649158796890112

stroberri

no... my leotare stocks..

I didn't wave back

LEADER LOVE

>>51295494
cringe

>>51295494
kys chu

>>51295494
ugly

>>51295412
yomy......

zeta cute~ i guess i'll do my drawings reps along her

>>51295412