/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

This is a perfect thread for me to say this:

>Vtuber asks for submissions
>I send one in in the middle of the night, 48 hours before the due date, in a daze
>They choose my submission on stream
>Her and chat laugh at the first half
>Success!!
>Second half is cringe and ruins the mood completely
Fuck.

my solution is to make a new account and act like it never happened.

Find 2views. 1views if you feel particularly abusive.

skill issue

Post bait instead of genuine attempts at threads

>>51267478
Time to become a schizochad

>>51267478
I'll give you attention anon
It better be worth my while though

>>51267478
To protect her smile

>>51267478
You must be the most unfunny person in the world if you can't manage to be noticed by shadow

>>51268443
desu I don't watch shodo. Just the first result when I looked up crying vtuber pic

>>51269029
>not even posting with a chuuba he enjoys
So do you just have no personality or what?

>>51267478
Shut up and get a hobby that doesn't involve needing someone else to validate your pointless existence. Because spoiler alert: your life is just as pointless as everyone else's so fuck off.

>>51267647
Not that anon but 2views fucking never respond to me. They game us by only talking to members

>>51269734
Why tf are you even on this board troon?

>>51269080
I didn't have a picture of my oshi crying

>>51270443
Weak

>>51270481
Is she really your oshi fi you don't have a picture of her crying?

>>51270569
I can imagine the look of satisfaction on your face as you typed this reply.

>Oi oi oi. Tatakai. You're gonna need to do more than that to be me. Weak. I've trained in the Alps for 10 years under SeaDawgVA-sama in the arts of owning Simps like you all for this one moment. Give me your best shot.

Get the fuck off the board if you're just gonna come with shit like this. I'm tired of people like you taking the high horse on shit like this

>>51270443
I hate women.

>>51270897
Definitely an idiot who is just looking for attention and (you)'s. Case closed people.

>>51270897
Settle it in street fighter

>>51271082
NO Street Fighter devolved into coomer bait big time recently

>>51267478
was it not $100?

>>51270774
She is a strong woman that never cries

>>51271673
I don't believe you, all vtubers cry.

>>51269734
lmao reddit must be down again

>>51271645
Not a burger person so I don't know how much that is but I've had many akasupas totally ignored

>>51270904
That is an even bigger reason to not be here though

>my oshi takes her meds
>I disappear
please stop I can't support you like this

>>51271841
Not everything you see is fake schizo

>>51271720
Maybe the ones you like

>>51271903
Loser spams his own bait threat in desperate bid to distract himself from his own crippling loneliness. Sad. Load the shotgun already

>>51272015
pic rel is how you felt typing this

>>51272141
That's pretty sick actually. Does anon really look like that? he's pretty cool...

>>51272141
Go back to /r9k/

>>51272197
Go back to your 1view + coomer goon cave

>>51272171
It would be a cool poster

>>51272232
It's a Vah Goh painting. Forgot the name tho

>>51272332
Nah they didnt invent cigarettes yet when van gogh was still alive

>>51272663

>>51272824
you made that up

>>51272663

>>51273063
they made all kinds of fake artifacts in the 1800s or whenever

>>51267478
Yeah, Shondo's way too big now. Try switching to Oli or Nina. Preferably on an alt, so you don't trigger her "glitter bomby schizo menhera" mode when she's stalking paypigs there. If you do it right she won't even notice you left at all.

>>51268443
Seriously, to make Shadow tard giggle all you have to do is post some iteration of the latest zoomer humor meme. Shondophrenic humor gives me fucking cancer.
Though you also have to hope to get picked out of the sea of 1300 equally autistic comments.

>>51267478
Don't give up. Keep going.

Try harder

>>51267478
The final solution is to kill yourself your worthless bag of meat.

>>51267478
Pray constantly.

>>51267478
>vtuber arranges a meet up in a particular game
>I say fuck it and attend even though I don't usually do things like that
>have fun
>at the end vtuber says words to the affect of "Why are you here?" to me
The sting of loneliness and rejection was almost too much.

>>51281382
Even I've given up on that

>>51281458
Yikes

>>51281458
It's over

>>51281458
Which vtuber?

Do not interact with them, don't post anything. Instead create a controlled environment completely within your mind in which they will respond and interact with you the way you want. You can think up a witty comment or a thread and have the focus subject(s) laugh or engage with you without risk, or you can have a complete self induced delusion of your desire. While I am breaking this rule to a degree right now to try and inform you from my own good will, I will not know of any replies to this post if any occur save for the prefabricated responses I have crafted for all of you.

>>51267478
akasupa man. they're almost required to do a stream where you get a "thank you!"

>>51281458
Club Penguin?

>>51281458
tell me you dropped her after that

>>51267478

>>51267478
Complain to oshi, donate to /vt/