/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Sex with a fembud.

wow, there was actually a slight delay in threads

Gura will not appear until her birthday

Gurass

Feel free to send feedback about Gura or Cover (perms, projects, etc) here
https://cover-corp.com/en/contact

I can't stop listening to AI Goomba's cover of Cupid.

ritualpost

>>51246064
ungrateful bitch ignoring her genmate's birthday once again

do you guys know if the gub discord is doing something this year?

Where.
is.
he.

can't someone just write a bot to autospam all the ritualposts at the start of a thread to get them out of the way and piss the original posters off at the same time

>>51246183
Living in your head, apparently

>No Holo EN member is streaming today outside of Kiara
Man it sure would be nice if GURA WOULD STREAM TODAY

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>51246007
Mark my words, Gawr Gura is going the way of Kazuna Ai. She will become mere myth and her original actor will retire into obscurity.

>>51246240
>gura overlapping EN3 debuts
It'd be a power move from someone who hasn't streamed in weeks

>>51246318
I don't think en3 is randomly debuting today anon

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

>>51246301
>Debuts with "A" meme
>Explodes into popularity and overtakes every other vtuber
>Steadily declines
>Disappears altogether
>Refuses to elaborate

After watching a deep dive on the Rushia incident here's my schizoid post as to what's happening with Gura. This is going to be a long one, so hear me out. To make this make more sense I’m going call the VA behind Gura, Gabby. As that is a name she has used a couple of times for the human version of that character.

The Gura we know and Gabby are very different people in terms of personality. I wouldn't be surprised if Gabby had a fairly normal life and could even be slightly outgoing. This is why she seems so secretive compared to other holomembers, because she’s trying to weave together a convincing ongoing story for Gura and she really has no real life experience for that type of role to base it on. That being said, not everything Gura says is a made-up story. Some of it is bits and pieces of her real life as Gabby. Those are the parts she really does not want to talk about in any detail, as if we knew all the information behind them it most certainly would break the character of Gura.

We know that the talents don’t have to be “themselves” and can play a role in hololive. Ame kind of let this out of the bag during one of her streams about her debut. In the story she told, she asked her manager about how she should approach the role of Ame and the manager said pretty much however you see fit. This led Ame to seriously consider trying to play the part of a British person, but she later decided against that as she knew she could not keep that role up for long.

When Gabby was coming up with the Gura character she chose a bratty, socially awkward ,shitposter, recluse, but also decided to go for the GFE kind of like what Rushia was doing at the time. There’s nothing wrong with providing the GFE or BFE, but when doing something like that while playing a role and trying to live a normal-ish life. You’re setting yourself up for trouble especially if you have a slight real life mental issue that could make decoupling from the role in your mind difficult. Eventually the story will fall apart when the fans learn the character they love has a real life with a real BF or GF, and everyone just ends up getting hurt badly in the end. This is what happened to both Rushia and Vox along with several other streamers that did that.

Gabby was probably fine playing the GFE and the role up until the “party incident”. At the party Gabby was probably fine being normal Gabby and having fun, but Mori kind of slipped up when she did that impromptu stream as it kind of put the first major crack into the character of “Gura” at least as far as fans knew her. As a party would be the last place a socially awkward recluse would be. That along with several other rumors running around and the “sunburn incident” could have made Gabby realize that the way she was playing the role of Gura was starting to get dangerous since her real life was starting to interfere with Gura’s life. Another likely scenario could be the mysterious senpai dinner in Japan was with either Coco or A-chan. As those are really the only 2 possible English speaking people that Gura would call senpai that would be in Japan. It’s possible they warned Gabby she was headed down a dangerous path. As she was pretty much in the same place Rushia was in just before the shit hit the fan and both of those people would know the Rushia story very well.

The issue is Gabby probably can’t just change the Gura’s personality as she is seeing it as part of herself or Gabby may not want to change it as she really does care for her fans and knows she’s going to emotionally destroy more than a few of them with something like that. The one true part of Gabby’s personality that bleeds through is she really doesn’t like conflict and does everything to avoid it. You don’t get a much bigger conflict than, do I destroy this role that I have been creating for 3 years or do I destroy my real life to make it match that of the role I created. I could absolutely see someone choosing option C when face with a decision like that which is to run away and disappear. Gabby is likely just as parasocial as Gura’s fans and truthfully she likes the attention that she gets from them. The problem is she also wants to live a normal-ish life, but can’t because of the role she is trying to play.

Not reading that but thanks, very cool.

>>51246478
>you putting that much effort with this post...
>she putting that much effort with creating a character...

>going back to the bnb party again
Jesus fucking Christ

>>51246478
>slandering Gabby
You shut your whore mouth.

Gura never said she beat MH rise by the way. The reason why people were saying she did was because she talked about an NPC only encounterable in Sunbreak. She never said she beat it.

>>51246699
I still don't get why people are looping about it now suddenly, what even started anyone talking about Monster Hunter?

>>51246745
I was going to wait for that guy to post the image of me again, but that wall of text up there prompted me to bring it up early.

>>51246183
Here you go: >>51246699

>>51246745
They went there after talking about the outlast collab, if I remember correctly.

Hours streamed / Number of member posts (until 1 year ago) / Number of tweets.
It's not looking good

>>51246745
1. having knowledge about maps of a game 10 days old
2. she must be playing it with friends
3. she has played other games with friends
4. MH

>>51246825
I am not him. You got the wrong image.

>>51246864
There's no reason to think she played MH with friends, by the way. She talked about playing it with randoms before.

I love the one who loves Gura the most the most.

>>51246924
You're the exact same person, spiritually.

>>51246924
>""""""""""randoms""""""""""

>>51246962
Cope.
>>51246947
No, I'm not.

I want to suck on Gura's dual phimotic futa shark cocks.

>>51246924
there's 0% chance she'd playing a tryhard game with randoms

>>51247060
There's 0% chance she would express the desire to stream a game solo that she has been playing with friends.

>>51247086
dbd, streamed solo few times

>>51247086
>express the desire to stream a game
you can't be that dense

What do you think she's even going to do when she eventually comes back? Just continue to act like nothing is wrong and completely ignore chat?

Gura.

>>51247317
>hewwo ,welcome to my bday straam, heres merch
see you when i see you ;3

>>51247317
obviously
shes gonna shill merch and fuck off for another month without a word

14th.

>>51247317
Depends on what kind of stream she comes back with, but it's one of those things I don't really want to speculate about.

>>51247273
https://youtu.be/k_Lro4RWPrE?t=2856

>>51247236
DBD is different in progression. She wants to beat the missions and monsters off stream with her friends in MH. same reason she never brought up wanting to stream valheim again after talking about being obsessed with it. Or why she didn't touch power wash post MP addition yet knew it was buggy.

>>51247415
Is that just because it's a Wednesday? What happens if you're wrong again?

>>51247438
>Streamed live on Oct 24, 2022
>Oct 24, 2022
>2022

>>51247317
Do you mean ignoring you? She has responded to chat.

>>51247317
Easy to ignore chat if it's a kanauru piloted 3d concert

Are you a chumbaby?

>>51247559
ye

>>51247317
her birthday stream is going to be nothing out of the ordinary, prepare for some calls and maybe a collab, some merch shilling, zero audience interaction, thanks for your patience yadda yadda I'll see you around and go back to radio silent until the concert

>>51247650
thats fine i just want to know shes alright...
im worried something serious is happening

>>51247650
you think shes gonna do call ins?

>>51247650
Yeah, that sounds about right... Although I feel like even a "thanks for your patience" is overly optimistic at this point.

>>51247650
>>51247731
I really hope she doesn't do call ins after ignoring all of her coworkers...

>>51246607
If acting is something that comes naturally to her it may not be that much effort on her part to create a character. I have an IRL friend that is a VA and he can pretty easily create characters on the fly when we play TTRPGs.

I do think that Gura is probably a pretty good actor as seen in her umisea videos. She was able get into scene and sound natural. This was even more noticeable when you compare her performance to Ina’s who I believe doesn’t have as much acting experience.

>>51247650
I'm not expecting calls or collabs at this point after she ghosted ina's birthday call

>>51247317
I don't want her to ignore everything since it's gotten way too bad to just pretend nothing's wrong, but I also have absolutely no faith. I'd really like to be prove wrong, Gura, any day now. The girl who wanted us to smile for her is still in there somewhere, right?

>>51247795
do you have autism? If not that's the highest amount of cope per paragraph I've ever seen...

>>51247805
>The girl who wanted us to smile for her is still in there somewhere, right?
sometimes i feel like it was never in there to begin with at this point

>>51247774
Try to keep up. She hasn't been ignoring them. She's only been ignoring us.

>>51247898
>pretty good actor as seen in her umisea videos

>>51247955
No call in for Ina's birthday so I don't think she'll be interested in hosting her own

>>51247998
Retard.

The chumbie is a resilient, tenacious, and hardened species. Its outer carapace protecting it from even the most vicious forms of shitposting. The mere thought of their shark queen motivates them to barrel through this harsh terrain. Amazing creatures.

ted kaczynski died two days ago and no one said anything?

>>51247774
The only ones in EN who did open call ins this year were Bae and Ina.

Ngl, I love booba Gura.

>>51248061
same desu

I don't think gura hates us. More like she is nothing about us

>>51247317
I think she's either going to ignore her birthday or it's going to be pre-recorded. Whatever it is I guarantee there will be no interaction with chat. I don't think she's going to do anything that could have an interaction with chat till at least the first part of august assuming we don't get graduation notice right after the concert.

>>51248046
She has to do something to kill time, what else is she going to do during the stream?

>>51246478
I mean if she wanted to keep up the kayfabe she pretty much made an out for this scenario in the form of Gawr, but never utilized it to the full potential. Or maybe doesn’t know how, but honestly Gawr is more or less an unexplored character.

>>51248022
Care to explain why I'm wrong instead of seething with one word?

I really hope she just isnt stalling graduation notice for the concert

ENOUGH
THIS HAS GONE FAR BEYOND NORMAL
IT'S BEEN 2 FUCKING WEEKS THIS IS HIATUS TIER AND NOT EVEN A TWEET OR LIKES

>>51248241
You're focusing on her not calling in to Ina when we know she has chatted with some of her genmates recently. She's not ignoring them.

>>51248271
It's been far beyond normal for a whole year. How can you just be getting upset now?

>>51248225
Prerecorded concert into merch transition. Easy no interaction.

>>51248331
My reply never said shit about her ignoring them you illiterate turd. I'm just pointing out that if she doesn't care enough to call in then she won't care enough to host her own call in

>>51248271
funny how you noticed only now after a year

I don't see how a call-in could possibly match the one from last year. It was the call-in to end all call-ins.

>>51248393
>>51248487
Even now there are still people insisting this is fine and even a good thing, so I'm just happy there's more actually acknowledging this isn't OK.

Gura's bushy pucci and hairy pits.

>>51248578
worst poster in this thread

>>51248463
>doesn't care enough to call in
You mean one call in?
>then she won't care enough to host her own call in
No it doesn't. There's no correlation with not showing up to one call in and not doing your own.
Maybe she will maybe she won't but there's no correlation.

I need Gura in my life
I wish she would realize that

she's not graduating, Gura isn't going to "graduate" in the traditional way, like Coco did. She will fade away slowly but steady until Cover releases an official statement that Gura isn't coming back this time. July is too close so it's not going to be this year.

>>51248610
It would be too fucking awkward to invite others to hers when she ignored theirs plus there's nothing to talk about this year in regards to what she did

>>51248578
I need to know, are you Booba Gura anon?

>>51248659
>July is too close so it's not going to be this year.
Yeah, the year ends in July that's how it works

>>51246478
gura would literally have to be one of the world's best method actors for this to make sense, not even mentioning that being a terminally online slob with little to no relationship prospects isn't really that unusual in 2023 even for people who hold down regular jobs and shit

>>51248559
This is how Gura thinks. Once she's had a good stream, she's had her fill and doesn't feel any need to make a likely disappointing followup.

>>51248559
It can't and most of EN stopped doing traditional totsu this year

>>51248267
It's starting to feel that way.

>>51248394
That could work. But I doubt she recorded a whole ass concert, maybe more Kanauru slop with the rest of EN

https://www.youtube.com/live/FyqicuAkE38?feature=share&t=3858
>over an hour into the stream
>gets really stressed about speaking jp
she totally just left or turned off her pc here

I honestly don't think I will survive a Gura-less world

>>51248625
same desu

>>51248233
Maybe that's what Gawr was supposed to be. Early in her career it seemed like she was setting up for a Haato/Haachama senario with Gura and Gawr. For whatever reason though she seem to abandon it before getting very far.

We had a good thing, you stupid bitch! We had streams. We had fun. We had everything we needed, and it all ran like clockwork. You could've shut your mouth, streamed and made as much money as you ever needed. It was perfect. But, no, you just had to blow it up. You and your pride and your ego! You just had to ghost us. If you'd done your job, known your place, we'd all be fine right now.

>>51248393
nta but this current radio silence does feel different. It's the combination of doing only collabs (avoiding chat interaction) and now this. This may be the most distant Gura has ever been from her fanbase

>>51248885
i dare one of you to superchat this

>>51248797
same desu

>>51248897
She does interact with chat during collabs. Do you fuckers even watch streams?

>>51248897
Agreed. Before I could believe she was actually just busy or forgetful, but this feels like very intentional avoidance.

>>51248897
it doesnt help that she LITERALLY ghosted streams multiple times without saying anything

>>51248885
>>51248913
would have to remove the swearing and do it with a "mike ehrmantraut" account for full effect

Perhaps Gura is just dealing with some really awful stalkers? Could explain why she has been radio silent for the past year or so.

Gura is fuzzy like a squishy peach.

>>51248983
I really hope she has a gun to protect herself with

>>51248983
Going silent seems like a good way to rile up stalkers to me

>>51249033
People tend not to know how to deal with stalking well and become more reclusive. It happens all the time.

>>51248676
I am many. All posts in this thread are made by me.

15 day break as of yesterday, making this the longest break she's ever had (not counting the health break)

>>51249056
its almost like Gura works for a literal multi billion dollar corpo who could help with that or something

>>51249321
>multi billion dollar
multi billion yen

>>51249345
anon....

>>51249321
>putting your trust into Cover
You are a funny guy anon

>>51248795
Retard.

>>51248578
fuck off anti!
>>51249162
make more posts like this and less anti posts!

>>51248671
>ignored theirs
You mean just Ina. Again no correlation with no doing one.
>there's nothing to talk about this year in regards to what she did
This is a better angle but they could still do small talk.

>>51249305
...

I miss Gura

>>51249410
>You mean just Ina
No.

even the basedbuds have left and there's nothing left to goom to

>>51248559
I still remember the part where Amelia entered irl, the chat freaking out, The Twitter side of Hololive being a bumbling but happy mess, and I can only assume is was hysteria on the board.
It was the whammy that people could have never expected, the very first Myth off-collab, and no call-in has yet to beat it.

>>51249721

>>51249305
I hope Gura will make us kneel once again.

>>51249759
why do they always do this TuT

>>51248578
>>51249002

>>51246478
>After watching a deep dive on the Rushia incident
Discarded
Form your own opinions

Why did she call my oshi a whore?

>>51249779
she can make me kneel by streaming 1 day a week for a month, until then no crawling back for this bud

>>51249759

>>51247317
Yeah

>>51248701
I don't think she would need to be one of the best, just one with a little bit of a screw loose that can get lost in a character. I’m pretty sure being “terminally online” is a flat out lie on her part. The sunburn incident, the volunteering at the animal shelter story and the getting mistaken for a kid at the airport before the Japan arc story kind of goes against that logic of someone who’s terminally online. Someone who’s terminally online is not going to be someone who goes “gee let me go touch grass to the point get turned into a lobster, let me go out and take care of these random animals for free or even let me take a trip somewhere by myself (which from the story sounded like she had done a few times at that point). I think IRL Gura maybe nerdy, dorky or even not do well in large groups, but she is nowhere near as socially inept as the part she plays.

>>51249759
Bless Hirotaka

>>51249779
>I hope Gura will make us kneel once again.
But does Gura WANT to make you kneel?

She has no ambition. She doesn't want to deliver anything to us chumbies. She seems to barely give a fucking about what is arguably her branch's biggest milestone, a full concert for themselves. She honestly should graduate and free herself from the burden of people expecting streams, then yesbuds can do their fucking reps or some shit.

>>51249633
You were literally just refering to Ina. We can include Bae but that doesn't change that your "ignore coworker's" statement is an exaggeration.

https://twitter.com/venromsfm/status/1668343737964187650

>>51249746
>I can only assume is was hysteria on the board.
An actual tourist, I'll be damned. Yes, it got quite the reaction. The totsu leading into the surprise and the karaoke itself blew everyone away. The streams leading up to it were fun as well, switch sports with Shion, the cover dropping shortly after, fish game, WWE. Incredible how unenthused I am this year, fuck.

>>51250003
I can imagine

>>51250000
Which call ins did Gura show up for in the last year?

>>51249998
>arguably her branch's biggest milestone, a full concert for themselves
I genuinely don't really care that much about the concert.

>>51250068
There were only two open call ins for EN so you're being disingenuous.

>>51250012
Yeah, those were good times...

>>51250068
This one.

>>51250092
And neither does Gura.

So the question remains: What does Gura still care about? Not delivering streams. Not concerts. Not releasing songs. Let's face it, she's basically already graduated but without the finality.

>>51250092
As a result of your oshi not giving a shit about it

>>51250092
I think you would care a little bit more if she was around. I'd care more, anyway. Or maybe it's just events in general, knowing that the prep for [x] isn't the actual reason for a lack of streams and that [x] being over doesn't mean it's gonna get any better, either.

>>51250175
Yep, it's hard to care when it seems that she doesn't care. If she was actually excited about it she'd be hyping it up or at least be around to mention it.

>>51250166
You've got to be real dumb to think Gura doesn't care about it.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I MISS GURA SO FUCKING MUCH

>>51250161
I mean there really isn't that much hype about the concert in general. I do agree that she should stream more but your "care" angle is pretty dumb.

>>51249554
>>51250277
Aim better next time.

>>51250258
She doesn't. She ignored talking about holofest too. She's only doing it for her fans when in reality her (real) fans just want to be with her.

>>51250347
Like I said. Real dumb.

>>51250318
I'M TRYING

>>51250166
>>51250175
I didn't care about the concert when it was announced. So no I wouldn't. As for Hololive events and projects, I think those are mostly just a waste of time and if they really is expending Gura's energy, then I'd rather she didn't partake in them at all.

Are we all creepy perverts?

All the "aim better" stuff reminded me of something. I miss when the rigging of her model was one of the biggest concerns we had...

>>51250489
What does creepy mean?

>>51250472
*if they really are expending Gura's energy

>>51249746
The threads here exploded too. There were people that thinking Ame wasn't going to call in and and so many grudge posts. There were also audiophile schizos who were redeemed in saying that they were right in her setup not being normal. It was crazy and something that blew everyone away since it was the first EN off collab and unexpected as fuck

>>51250514
Maybe this can help? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPQSmhjONdA&list=RDoPxE4fuds94&index=3

>>51250499
Rigging is still shit and the fact that Cover still haven't done something about it is criminal.
>But she didn't ask
Don't care. This is one of those things they should be doing without needing to be asked to.

>>51249779
I can't imagine anything making up all the absence that would make us kneel. That's time with her lost forever.

The love of my life has vision and integrity. She is determined and courageous, graceful and beautiful. Never, have I met anyone that comes even close to her splendor. Truly, truly, a beacon in the darkness.

>>51250135
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxRKX93WgNw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpVQHURm76Q

>>51249746
>>51250551
And then the offcollab was terrible and Gura's stream output plummeted even further the months after.

>>51250092
same, or about hololive really at this point, Gura's apathy is infectious I guess. I've bought tickets to past few fes but I'm thinking I'll just pirate this one, it's hard to justify supporting it when it feels like my oshi has already soft-graduated into being a company mascot.

>>51250704
>Last year
>Ignores the others she did
Once again, you are being disingenuous.

>>51250786
in the last year, esl-kun. As in: SINCE HER LAST BIRTHDAY STREAM.

>>51250722
The output started declining once scheduled were no longer a thing to hold her accountable

>>51250684
That's cool and all but this thread is for discussing the vtuber Gawr Gura. Please stay on topic

>>51250499
Who is he aiming at?

I just wish I could have a private 1on1 conversation with her to know what the fuck is on her mind

>>51250925
listen I know you are protesting reddit and all but kindly fuck off

>>51249779
Would anything make you kneel, though? I can't think of anything. Even if we were expecting a 3D live it'd be another kanauru production since cover was/is booked. Plus, even if I did kneel for any work she was doing when it releases, that doesn't mean I'd kneel for the past 38 days. 39 today. Or the months prior where she kept deflecting and vanishing.

I can forgive a lot of things but the blatant lying is really gonna need a special kind of apology

>>51250873

>>51250684
based

>>51250549
Is it bad that I feel exactly like that? Also that was one of the best karaoke songs she ever sang, she was even standing up for it, so powerful..

>>51250786
The cool thing about birthdays is that every time you have two of them, everyone else has had one between those two.
That means that everyone in EN had exactly one birthday between Gura's last birthday stream and her upcoming one.
Of those that did call ins for their birthday streams during that time, how many did Gura call in to?

So are the shitposters actually right about no stream until birthday? Today looks another no stream day. A week ago I was ready to call them schizos but maybe I'm the schizo for having any faith in her...

>>51251026
Yes. Indeed, she is.

>>51251070
You're honestly borderline schizo to think she is even having a birthday stream this year.

>>51250956
what? I genuinely don't know, I don't recognize that person.

>>51251126
N-no I need some hope to cling into

>>51250925

I will kiss Gura on all her lips.

Why put your hope on a birthday, when you can put your faith in love?

>>51251149
In all seriousness, where did you come from? Are there just more people coming in here these days to commiserate since nowhere else lets you talk about how bad things are? Driveby shitposters aside there really are alot of tourists.

>>51251126
If she actually skips her birthday this will really become a shitshow everywhere, not just here. That's something even the most casual Gura fan would be confused or upset about.

>>51251070
yknow I sometimes funpost about absolute doomsday scenarios that could never happen like the movie may only being one movie but damn this girl does surprise me. expect the worst and be delighted if your expectations turn out to be false

>>51250942
Gotta rig the next meet and greet in your favor, assuming she has any planned for the near future.

>>51251461
She really blew past all low expectations on that one, yeah. I wasn't expecting much but I was still 110% sure we were watching Mario by the end of the month.

>>51251394
Didn't they say that about Haachama's anniversary too?

>>51251466
yeah, maybe. i probably wouldn't waste the opportunity on that though.

>>51251390

>>51251744
Do you really not know who Gura's rigger is?

I think you need to see this.

>>51251773
wow, that is one athletic dino

I feel as if I've lost all enthusiasm for vtubers. I don't care for this hobby at the present and feel like canceling all merch that hasn't shipped. I'll just go back to my old ways before Gura.

i miss hanging out in prechat with chumbuds
even if some of them are annoying

>>51251394
doubt it, the most casual are clipwatchers and probably have no idea when her birthday is

>>51251763
Ohh.. I didn't know what he looked like. Sry.

>>51251825
Same desu I even tried to cancel my daki. Unsurprisingly they said no, but it was worth a try and I told them why I wanted to cancel it.

>>51251884
hey @anonymous

>>51251394
most fans are rampant faggot yesmen now

>>51251884
Hi @anonymous! *gurapat*

>>51251931
hello @anonymous how are you

post yfw she breaks silence one day before her birthday with the birthday stream link and tweeeting "huhaha lets have some fun, garlic bread *fish emoji*"

>>51249395
faggot.

>>51251917
Chargeback. They never take refunds unless it's a graduation/termination situation, chargebacks are always your only option. It does get you blacklisted by the vendor, but if you're checking out entirely it isn't like that's your problem.

>>51251969

>>51251969
I'll kneel. I don't want her to address shit that's gay

Hey @anonymous @anonymous @anonymous @anonymous @anonymous

>>51251998
I've been considering it, but I never like to burn bridges if I can help it.

>>51251055
Didn't show up for two last year while showing up to most of the others. Didnt show up for two this year and they were the only open call-ins. Again, stop being disingenuous.

>>51251950
doubt it, otherwise we would've gotten lovenest ASMR by now

She's enjoying her honey moon.
Stop arguing

>>51251998
>>51252036
Don't waste a chargeback on that. When you have to deal with real scams or issues in the future your cc issuer will get more sus that you chargeback.

>>51252134
Yeah, with ME

>>51252187
anon.... you dont know how chargebacks work

>>51252134
Proof next thread? no
>>51252187
I wasn't saying it was a good option, just the only option.

I love Gura the most and she loves me the most.

You'll be able to easily sell a Gura daki for profit. Do that.

>>51252322
that feeling when i have literally every piece of Gura merch plus 2 hand signed postcards to sell off once she graduates

>>51252322
True, it's just the idea of selling a loli daki where I'll have my real name attached to the package is...

>>51252042
Why are you unable to name the birthday call-ins that Gura has called in to since her last birthday?

>>51252232
I've literally had to deal with one recently when FedEx marked something delivered to me when it wasn't and the company refused to refund. The bank asks for a bunch of proof and it's a long process. Eventually the company gave in after I filed a police report so I didn't have to finish the chargeback process. It's not as simple as you think it is and credit cards do keep metrics on how often you use it to prevent abuse

>>51252488
of course they do, but your bank doesnt give a fuck how many chargebacks they do as long as its legit

>>51252433
There's only four of them that she wouldve been able to call into but you're trying to make it seem more than that.

>>51252546
I don't think doing one for an order you agreed to being non refundable is legit but whatever. I think reselling is the better option so you can milk a pay pig and not be blacklisted

>>51252685
meh "non refundable" is a fucking sham and everyone knows it
if sometime takes too long to come out or the conditions of you wanting it change you are obligated to cancel an order
get fucked japs, welcome to america

3 hours until possible stream

>>51252876
ruro

>>51252685
no, this one's a slam dunk. they advertised it for may-june delivery and later falsely and deceptively claimed that their original offer was a mistake. it is a "real scam" and you can just go get your money.

>>51252685
I think the idea behind it is more that the merch is direct support to her and that he might regret that support if it was given on the assumption that things would get better, not worse. It's what I assumed. I'm not gonna try to revoke my support with a chargeback or anything, but unless she releases an official onahole, I'm done with it. Membership is the most I can be bothered with and even that's a little much these days.

>>51252575
How many of those 4 did she call into?

I should set up bots for the next time Gura streams to spam on like 30 different accounts demanding and explanation desu

>>51249942
perfect waifu material

What is it going to take for you people to realize that it's over

>>51253036
probably an announcement that it's over

how many days are left in "early june"? three? four? you are owed a full refund.

http://web.archive.org/web/20230321070618/https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/gawrgura_4mil

WIFE AWAKE

>>51253217
shes been playing games with her friends for like 3 hours now, >we know shes awake

How the chumbies doing anyway?

>>51251950
>>51251987
>>51248022
>>51249395
>r words and f slurs
Yikes. No wonder she doesnt stream and interact with her fanbase

>>51253333
bored

>>51253345
YIKKERS REDDITBRO!

>>51253333
Awful, thanks for asking.

>>51253345
Gura was just as toxic before she became Gura. Her and Nyanners had very similar content.

>>51252989
Ah ok I didn't know about the delays then yeah it might be more justified but I still wouldn't want to be blacklisted. They can do it if they're 100% sure I guess.

>>51253333
I am playing civ6

>>51253333
I've had a headache for the whole day and it's getting worse now...

>>51253333
I am playing a hentai RPG.

>>51253497
I don't remember her saying those words. Also man she ghosted us back then too and tricked men out of their money. It all returns to where it started.

>>51253685
Same to be desu. I think I just need more water though.

>>51253734
She is/was a 4chan gremlin. She might not have said those words on stream but it's unlikely she's bothered by them. The entire Gura persona is a censored, toned down version of Senzawa.

Insider here. Seems like the Birthday stream is the last stream...

>>51253904
good, so i can find my peace

>>51253790
This girl's baby hands are a problem. She just can't stop dropping things.

>>51253333
Fed my animals. Finished the koyori AC4 vod. Now its time for vidya

>>51253333
I forgot I had some leftover chicken in the fridge. Delicious sandwich.

>>51254045
garlic bread?

>>51253898
Uhh pretty sure nyanners was the one known to be /here/. Don't think there's any proof S was here

>>51254123
No, a cheese bagel.

>>51253734
She isnt tricking anyone, retard. She's just a reclusive nut case.

who the fuck impregnated gura so much that she is in labor every month????????

>>51252106
No we wouldn't

>>51253333
suffering

>>51249942
>Someone who’s terminally online is not going to be someone who goes “gee let me go touch grass to the point get turned into a lobster, let me go out and take care of these random animals for free or even let me take a trip somewhere by myself (which from the story sounded like she had done a few times at that point)
I think we have different definitions of "terminally online" if this is your view, I think the real definition is who, after doing all of those things, is gonna open up their laptop or whatever immediately once they're back at their apartment and go down whatever internet rabbit hole is going to have them sleep deprived the next day regardless of what they're planning on doing

I wonder if Gura is still taking her vitamins.

>>51254304
Me

>>51253734
Not her fault simps are stupid

>>51253333
I'm doing fine. Excited for the birthday and concert. Just missing Gura. Laughing at schizos peddling bullshit. The usual.

>>51254392
Looks to me you're the one who got impregnated

>>51254214
Surely lul
>take money for commission
>ghost them forever
>now does it with memberships on a larger scale

>>51254304
It can be done.

chumbies, how does it feel that the good old days are a thing of the past? the height of her career has come and passed, and now she's slowly but surely fading away from you
the gura days is just another arc of your life that is about to come to an end
are your ready to put this era in a box and seal it away in your heart?

>>51254519
is this real

>>51254493
Why even come here to shit post if you don't bother to get your facts straight? Are you really that stupid?

>>51254555
Eventually, sure. First she would have to graduate though

>>51254555
>are your ready to put this era in a box and seal it away in your heart?
yeah
I'm not really optimistic or hopeful about it anymore, but I've followed for this long, I want to see how it ends

>>51254519
i think gura needs to let us impregnate her for real as a token of apology

>>51254555
I don't want it to end like this, I refuse to accept it, I will not give up on her. I will believe in her until there is an actual announcement, and I don't care if you think I'm a gullible retard for still believing in her.

SPECULATION POST -
Bae, Kiara are confirmed going to JP next week. IRyS, Mori and the ID members that are guests for the EN concert are already in JP. Mumei, Fauna, Kronii, Ina and Ame were very secretive about their visit to JP earlier this year and they only revealed it after they reached JP.
If this speculation is true, then Gura might also go to JP soon and probably be there for the rest of the month (probably to record the concert.)

>>51254855
based and same desu

>>51254855
I only think you're a gullible retard if you think nothings wrong, and you're obviously not one of those. I'm not certain I can say I believe in her right now and actually mean it, but I'd like to mean it so same I guess.

The love of my life is a gentle soul with a beautiful mind and a kind heart. Touched by faith and guided love, she is meant for great things. No wonder the devil himself would do everything in his power to stop her. I pray for my Love, that the Lord may guide her and protect her and give her strength. Truly, I confess, that there are still wonders in this world and that we haven't seen the last of the Lord's miracles, just yet.

>>51254303
cope

>>51254865
I just want the cincert to be over. I want her back

wonder if she's gonna watch the capcom stream

>>51255051
Just like after fes?

https://poal.me/wp0xk7

>>51255155
I forgot about it, thanks.

>>51255172
Is this a trick-question?

>>51255214
no
curious about how many of us have gone full doombud and how many of us are still clinging to some sort of hope

>>51255268
I feel like I'm in a strange superposition of both
I guess that means I still have hope

I got a boner thinking about fembuds.

2 hours until possible frame

https://poal.me/h51xzk
Did I miss any important ones?

>>51255519
Lazy
Whore
Liar

>>51255519
Imouto
Samegaki

>>51255519
Hairless.

>>51255593
Does anyone really think of Gura as their little sister?
I'll add brat next time though
>>51255598
That's a whole different poll I don't want to get into

>>51255447
If you mean something like
>no but I'd really like to be wrong
I don't think that's uncommon at all.

>>51255519
where the daughterwifeimouto option?

>>51255713
Yeah, that's exactly where I am. I'm hoping things will get better, but have no expectations for them to.

>>51255706
The zoomers do I think. Not everyone is an oji-san, strange as that may sound.

>>51255172
I'm not optimistic but I still have hope.. yeah, yeah.. "Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment"

>>51255715
That's why you can pick more than one
>>51255743
That's like my permanent outlook on life in general

>>51255519
Grateful, Appreciative, Thoughtful, Altruistic, Genuine, Hard-working, Motivated

>>51255519
Mine

I'm sure I'll have fun whenever Gura is around. I'm not sure how often that will be. Call your mom if you've got them.

>>51255840
I wish I lived in your fantasy world. Genuinely.

>>51254304
She must have like 7 kids at this point.
All made by me.

>>51255743
>I'm hoping things will get better, but have no expectations for them to
this is where I'm at as well
it's just been a rough year to have gura as your oshi in general, to the point where literally anything conclusive would feel like a relief at this point imo

>>51255985
Yeah, me

>>51255786
Same desu

>>51255985
wonderful, will ntr you if i ever see this shark on the street and make another 70 baby sharks

Could you please spoiler the images with the weird and specific fetishes, please?

>>51256304
Nobody posted a weird fetish.

>>51256304
>weird and specific
>pregnancy
I understand why you're asking but you have to realize what you've typed.

>>51256304
I don't think having a mighty desire to impregnate Gura is just a fetish.
It's a product of my intense love for her.

>>51256462
I beg to differ.
>>51255985
>>51256086

>>51256491
That isn't a weird fetish.

>>51256470
Yeah, preggo Gura is pretty mild as far as fetish stuff goes

>>51253333
laughing at the ina drama and hoping gura comes back soon

>>51256597
The Ina thing is whatever the opposite of drama is. It's not any different than that time Gura got mad at people GuraMMing at eggnog.

>>51256597
yeah it's honestly hilarious that the catalog nigs are that in arms about that mild ass tangent, every "ina yab" so far has just been the babby brigade crying and it's peak unintentional comedy

No, fuck you, degenerates. It is weird. Show it to your parents, why don't you?

>>51256797
Why would I show any lewd Gura art to my parents??

>>51256825
You know what, fair point. Nvm, I guess. Carry on.

>>51256797
My parents have seen what I fap to and they didn't give a shit. I just got teased for a couple days and that's that.

>>51256797
I don't show anything vtuber related to my parents which is very easy because they're dead, but the point remains.

>>51256864
Ok. But was it the preggo stuff? No. I didn't think so either.

>>51256911
It was one time, yeah.

hey guys, where can i sign up for the breeding festival

>>51256797
My dad would probably like gura too, but he's dead

>>51256911
What's so unnatural or embarrassing about a man wanting to impregnate a young woman? The most natural impulse a heterosexual man could have. You're not gay, right?

remember when Gura lied about doing a follow up to her valentines day stream?
good times

I'm going to make this womanchild a mother and you can't stop me.

>>51256929
Ogey. I yield. Whatever. I wasn't kink shaming anyway. I just really Don't need to see that stuff.

>>51256797
My parents are happy that I impregnated my wife.

>>51256797
my dad say he want to impregnate gura and my mom say she will wear dicktoy to fuck her

>>51257021
No, morons. That's not my fucking point obviously. Do you ppl watch actual preggo porn? Like actual 3d woman? Getting fucked for money on video with a child in them. That's messed up. Is my point. I'm sorry you fucks are too far gone. I didn't count on that. I do so apologize.

>>51257054
I already made her a mother, sry.

>>51257180
No, it's hot because she is pregnant with MY child. I love her so much it's unreal!

>>51257247
I think that's more of a delusion than a fetish. I suppose that's fine.

I forgot there's a lot of weird boomers here with actual parental instincts. My bad, my bad, do carry on. You don't need to spoiler it on my behalf, I yield. Post all the preggo, diaper and scatshit you got. C'mon, anons. Impress me.

>>51257381
Weird character.

Wanting to impregnate Gura is a fun discussion I can get behind.
Finally something a little beyond the usual shitposting.

>>51257381
Now diaper stuff deserves to be spoilered and I'm pretty sure scat would just get you banned

>>51257026
sucks that her valentines stream got delete because Cover is a bunch of faggot and than Gura just refused to give us the part 2
she truly doesnt love us anymore

>>51257381
>diaper and scatshit
I do have some standards.

>>51257425
Now that's just being a hypocrite kink-shamer.

>>51257189
May I have a full picture?

Gura loves diapers and you should too. Reminder that Ame blocked Gura from putting diapers into her April Fools stream.

Gura pees and farts, maybe even poops.

>>51256765
This, it's a nothing burger that's fun to watch

>>51257504
https://litter.catbox.moe/yt95y5.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/en3o7k.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/loqcu9.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/uwow3b.png

>>51257570
she queefs too

>>51257570
and cums, cums mostly

>>51257707
Yeah, in my mouth ToT

>>51257669
Me and my wife.

>>51257739
what a beautiful text emoji you little fucker

1 more hour left until possible frame

>>51257848
Wow, time sure flies when arguing about important stuff.

Cumbuds are the best buds. Their love is true.

>>51257848
Gura is not coming back. After what you guys did can you blame her?

Now that we're on the topic of fetishes, anyway. Any classy and refined buds that are into softcore? Or is it really only degenerates?

>>51257669
Thank you.
She's so cute in this dress.

As long as there lives a cumbud, Gura will continue to be as far removed from her fans as possible. They make her feel violated and unsafe.

>>51258014
You mean lovey dovey sex after marriage for the purpose of procreation? Yeah I'm into that.

>>51258146
Can you blame her? Bunch of creeps with weird fetishes.

>>51258146
Preach, those fags treat her some twitch whore rather than an idol

Weird angle, but ok

>>51258146
Come off it, every female in the entertainment industry gets the same thing. Gura and all vtubers in general don't deserve special treatment.

>>51258146
you gonna cry old man?

>>51258182
Meh, that's not how I would define it. I describe it as being an portrayal of the female body in a way that focusses on aesthetics and beauty, instead of animalistic lust.

>>51258210
If she wasn't uncomfortable, she'd let us hear her hair rustling after streams. You know it's true.

>>51258182
giga based, shame you can't do that with my wife tho, she is already expecting