/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>51185319
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>51185218
It's incredible how everything went to hell in less than 24 hours after that collab

>>51185319
Make sure to do your playlist reps and leave a like on VODS! *chu*

>FLAYON'S BIRTHDAY MERCH IS LIVE! (On sale until July 10th 18:00 JST)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/machinaxflayon_bd2023
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/machina-x-flayon

>MAGNI'S COPIUM RELEASE CELEBRATION MERCH IS LIVE! (On sale until July 3rd 18:00 JST)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/magnidezmond_copiumrelease
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/magni-dezmond

>BETTEL'S BIRTHDAY MERCH IS LIVE! (On sale until June 19th 18:00 JST)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/gavisbettel_bd2023
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/gavis-bettel

>Summer Camp Voice packs are LIVE!
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempus_summercampvoice

>April Fools Situation Voice Packs are still available!
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_aprilfoolsday2023

>Valentine's Situation Voice Packs are still available!
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2023

>HQ/VG Acrylic Stands are still live! (On sale until out of stock!)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_acrylicstand
https://shop.geekjack.net/products/holostars-english-tempus-acrylic-stand

>>51185225
every WoW stream so far has been Vesper zatsus without the SC spam so pre monetization Ves so make of that what you will

>>51185222
90% of bettelion outside of /here/ are extremely annoying and mentally ill

>>51185405
That's great, actually.

>naked 16 year old Vesper in a park bush scared
sexual assault rrats...

Speaking of bettel's lower lip I want to chew on it so much it's unreal

i love my bulimic jobber jester

>>51185477
I wanna kiss it and bite on it ToT

>>51185404
bettelions always came off as nijisisters who consider themselves better than nijisisters if that makes any sense

>>51185477
It's too greasy

>>51185345
amen

I love muh blue wife, hope he is feeling better today

>>51185458
No, he clarified it was because he was drunk.

>>51185607
that doesnt really change much

>>51185539
It's lip gloss not grease

>>51185539
>>51185649
it's cum

>>51185604
I'm fixing this fucking ugly monkey ear

>>51185751
Vincent Van Gotare...

>>51185386
Wait, which collab are you two talking about? The Pokemon one or Axel's HQ memory game?

>>51185751
Stay away

>>51185830
Memory game

What if Vesper 2.0 doesn't have vampire fangs

>>51185830
The memory game collab, they announced the Cooking Offcollab and by the next day both Axel and Leader hinted that it wasn't happening as they intended because things had happened behind the scenes.

I love retarded blond boys so much. I can't believe how much all of the boys have grown on me during the year but these two especially surprise me with how hard they work

I think vesties should have low expectations if the 2.0 is by the same mama

16 year old Vesper exploited arcade machines for free plays while he was drunk. He's so autistic he thought he'd be arrested for it so ran away and hid in a bush.

>>51185981
Yeah, Vesper should be adopted by Senzaki mama

>>51185903
It's definitely possible to have vampire fangs that don't look so dumb

>>51186016
I want to be adopted by Senzaki mama..

i wanna know what flayon drawn by senzaki mama would look like

>>51185994
he seems easily manipulated. a friend probably convinced him to do that kek

STOP PLAYING HITMAN YOU STUPID OLD GAY PUSSY WHIPPED FUCK!

Let the adoption go through, yagoo. What could've been..

>>51186076
Can she draw shonen body types? I feel like he'd look weird with bettel's body type

watching Vesper is like the Haruhi endless 8 arc

>>51185903
Meds

>>51186128
literal autism

>>51186137
Nah.

>>51186137

wait can someone post the holofest art of the HQ boys again?

I need this as a threesome

>Vespers gonna pull a 9/11 with the vesties in the back of the plane

>>51185649
With his diet being the way it is, can you really be sure?

>>51186329
Mane-chan! You gotta wake up, please
Turn the tv on, he hit the pentagon
He hit the fucking pentagon!

>>51186378
>Bettel's lips are greasy from girl scout cookies 24/7
ToT

>>51186378
I wanna lick the greasy left over crumbs off his filthy acne riddled face. I want to dig my fingers into his ribcage and make him cry while he pukes from the amount of grease is stuffed in his bulimic frame. He's so nasty and filthy.

>>51186409
its ok mane chan. he said he did it for the bit..

>>51181296
keep your head up, he'll stream again with your sacrifice

>>51186532
JESUS FUCK IM DIAMONDS

>>51186532
KEK you brilliant being

>>51186532
TRAITOR

>>51186532
lmao

Magni is the cutest alchemist in the entire universe

>>51186663
Why hasn't he changed his shirt since academy? Stinky...

>>51186663
Helps a lot that he is the only alchemist in the entire universe

>>51186532
i never wanted to cum on a worm so bad...

>>51186663
I will admit, 1.5 is for the most part a major upgrade to his base model. But the only thing that bother me a little is how sharp they made his eyes.

Oh he is feeling it alright

>>51186743

o . O
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1667991476171620353

>>51186896
Magni's lore drop reawakens the chuuni, you love to see it

>>51186802
i guess you'll have to do

>good boy points

Despite being filtered out by Altare's voice, the Altventurers are truly a fucking treat and make me laugh so hard with their antics here. I love you guys and hope your oshi stays happy and healthy.

>>51186714
He likes how musky it smells

wataburger is trash

Pilot Lobocorp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IX6fCaTmzk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IX6fCaTmzk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IX6fCaTmzk

>>51187151
#NotMyMagni

>>51187151
I don't think I realized how much more defined his nose is, that's weird

https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1667994012727357442

>>51187103
Thank you anon, that means a lot. Hope your oshi is also happy, whoever they are chuuu

>>51187235
giwtwm

>>51187235
Thanks for new reaction image

Cute bratty mechabird crumbs
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1667994426109575170

>>51187336
>I'm horny
>I'm going to destroy Banzoin Hakka

Why does Vesper keep talking about what he's going to do after he dings 60 when yesterday he played for 10 hours and lvled from 30 to 32

>>51187336
flayon just wants to larp as a rhino and hakka takes him out of context, i can't believe it

>>51187336
kek

>>51187151
Cute

Vesmachischizo I know you’re here right now, I almost had a heart attack because my brother showed me your art on Twitter and I had to pretend I’ve never seen it KEK he said you have the coolest art style he’s seen in any tempus fanart

>>51187424
my cute autistic husband...

I love them so much.

are you doing your playlist reps or do you hate Tempus?

>>51187174
Fuck you nigger

https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1667996657877925888

>>51187597
I don't like any of their songs or covers enough to loop them.

>>51187597
I'm watching Astel play Valorant with his girlfriend Hizuki Yui.

>>51187597
I am, but with my bluetooth speaker muted because I can’t handle looping music even if I genuinely like some of the songs

i remember there was an artist who drew a few pictures of pre-tragedy magni in the style of "Fly Me To the Star", and I'm not sure if it was prophetic or actually working with Magni, but it looked really good/similar to what Magni showed yesterday. does anyone know what i'm talking about or am i delusional?

I never realized these two whores were touching feetsies underneath the table.

>>51187736
uohh...scandalous

>>51187736
https://youtu.be/0JcqqX0mvl4

>>51187652
i liked copium a lot EXCEPT for the chorus/beat drop. The song felt like it was building towards something dancey and flashy, but the chorus felt so subdued compared to what I expected.

anyone remember shinri's minecraft stream where he was crying towards the end, and then bettel + magni joined vc? i've been looking for it on his channel for a bit now but to like, no avail

>>51187800
AH COPIUM YEAH UH
HANDS UP BOTTOMS UP
AH COPIUM YEAH UH

>>51187804
Was Magni there? I thought it was just Bettel

>>51187712
yes. it's easily one of my favorite fanmade pvs

>>51187712
u mean this one? https://twitter.com/kcedar118/status/1646300014493196296

>>51187842
Magni joined at the very end, yelling "Bettel luck next time! Bettel luck next time!"

>>51187896
>https://twitter.com/kcedar118/status/1646300014493196296

YES!!! Thank you so much! It's so good~

>>51187712
For me its the artist who drew the magmite at the computer

Why are Hakka and my stinky oshi like this

https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en/status/1668000236068036608

>>51188325
IT EXISTS

You made me remember about this and now I'm fucking crying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfnApNwlaO0

>>51187804
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dKNychfFFLI&l
Is it this one? I've had it bookmarked to watch but I haven't actually yet

how accurate?

>>51188325
Why does he only have 3 towels kek

>>51188472
Had throw the others away because of the shit stain

>>51188472
you dont have multiple towels on hand in your house? or at least when i buy towels it comes in packs of 2/3 or so.

>>51188470
pretty accurate

>>51188516
they were saying that he should have more towels

>>51188516
I live with one other adult man and we have five towels each, was surprised at how few it is

>>51188472
>the cum/sex towel
>the ass/dick and balls towel for the shower
> the everything else towel

Rewatching some of my favorite vods
https://youtu.be/2LyfIU8pMk8

>>51188325
>All three towels are gray
Kek

JGBFW
>>51184904
Everything you just described perfectly fits the "Max Luck" Secretary Jester of Guild Tempus. Truly the tumblr sexyman of all time

Listen to 52 hearts and picture a dying magni sinking to the depths of the bottomless ocean as he remembers his dead lover axel in anguish. Also some parts can come from his lovers POV as magmite prime.

>If it feels like it doesn't love me I'm gonna be upset
Bettel needs a cat that will love him unconditionally or else he's going to kill himself in a few years

>>51189671
flayon already serves that purpose

>>51189671
Bettel should not get a pet, please do not get a pet. That poor thing, it would love his brother more anyway

>>51187151
1.5-hater here, he needs to literally keep his face in that exact angle and I'll be fine with it

>>51187736
Dang that body proportions look wack now that I look at it. Vesper's a lanklet

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1668007709466132481?s=20
Altare wants (You) to poop faster

>>51187174
kys

>>51189940
don't make my scat fetish act up leader

>>51189909
It's called shit art

https://twitter.com/magnidezmond/status/1668009890412109824

>>51187462
holy KEK i've had a nightmare about this exact scenario before...

>>51189940
This is starting to make more sense

>>51189940
lmao

>>51190150
He is awake early

>>51190178
Scatare....

I keep replaying Axel singing Say it. Something about his voice with the song sounds insanely good

Why don't the HQ boys have theirs?
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1668011915090743302

>>51190615
>Why don't the HQ boys have theirs?
>Posts and HQ boy with his
retard

>>51190686
You okay there, buddy?

>>51190686
strokechama...

>>51185345
Amen.

>>51190686
>HQ boy
shinri is VG?

>>51190686
you're in the wrong timeline again anonchama

>>51190726
how do you like the new model, cute magposter

>>51190730
>HQ but with Shinri instead of Vesper
Hmm... I wonder how that would've worked out early on

>>51190831
The true golden era of tempus probably

>>51190831
probably not as hot but there would still be weekly hq collabs

>>51190831
>we'd have a podcast
>it'd be on episode 4
>VG guest staring in episode 5
>no menhera japan arc because shinri's already lived in japan for many years
>castlevania scholar model shinri thirsting after ghosts and lore fitting the character design better

>>51190615
Don't know about the others, but Altare said he wanted he wanted to get his when he went to Japan

>>51190946
>shinri's already lived in japan for many years
what? qrd??

>>51190169
If it makes you feel better he’s an SA oldfag so nothing you make would shock him if he found out, kek. I just don’t think he’s personally into shipping

>>51188325
why did he need 3 towels not going length wise to take the picture

>>51191001
>Altare
>went to Japan
What timeline are you on?!

real

>>51191084
goes*
I'm a poor ESLchama sowwy

>>51191084
ESLchaama...

>>51191008
from his zatsus he worked and lived in japan. has a lot of stories of his time living there
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/i5CiF9uu2-c

Leader in one hour

>>51191157
I wuv him, can't wait to see him.

>>51186896
Cringekino

>>51191157
I'm stupidly excited to see if he got inspired by Magni at all. He could get really chuuni with his own lore

Good evening /MANS/, what have I missed from the boys today? (besides the streams themselves)

>>51188432
nta but yeah this one

Why don't anons just do archive reps.

>>51191464
hakka and flayon got mad at each other on twitter and had rough sex to calm down

>>51191464
vespers wow stream was SOUL

>>51191512
I have other streams to watch.

The art tag is full with art like this, I love it.

>>51191896

>>51190615
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1599280962696642565?s=46&t=ELUCstEOk1NGjSYruI-3rg

>>51191315
Same. I want to see him go chuuni with his lore more than anything

>>51191974
a day ago this art would have made me go "awww" but now i feel like sobbing. fuck you magni

>>51187178
For the first time ever. I'm going to watch a Flayon stream. What am I expecting Machiroons?

Hey fujo sis bros, did i miss anything in these past 2 days

>>51187666
Already cheating on Niu huh...

>>51188319
I still can't get over that one tweet where Axel and Kotoka exchanged LINE info and nobody talked about it /here/

>>51191089
thanks for the emotional pain again, that comic obliterated me after the first offcollab...

>>51192357
I get it. I like tragic lore stuff but I am incredibly hurt.

>>51191089
Ah this is so cute... i wanna be held

>>51190785
Other than his eyes are now closer to his nose and how his blush is more defined. I'm kind of indifferent. I signed on because 1.0 was so memeable but I'm happy he got a makeover.

>>51192380
he tends to ramble on mini tangents if something piques his adhd brain but mostly keeps the pace for reading-based games. it does pad out his vods a lot if you have to tap out live though. expect occasional cute sperg noises and cringekino voice acting, it'll be a looooong stream if he's into it. he's very recently became super comfortable with his machiroons and bantering with them so now is a good time to check him out

>>51188470
Fairly accurate, actually. Vesper is the only one that seems off to me.

>>51192794
Is he better? What type of mentality i should go with when watching his streams like what mood is the best?

Cute pilot advertising his brother
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1668024180586037252

can't wait to get spitroasted

>>51192794
I can imagine that with the 50-ingame days and all the abnormalities he's going to blindly choose. This is gonna be great

>>51192969
Why do they overlap so much...

>>51190831
Altare and Shinri would have fucked like rabbits.

>>51192917
i don't understand what you mean by mentality. if you're meditating at a buddhist temple maybe put your airpods in first. but yes he's improved a lot from debut and a lot more tolerable according to other anons (i also agree but i'm a machiroon so i'm biased)

>>51192380
Expect death threats if you're gonna adore and dote on him, that was one of my first-interactions with him kek

>>51193022
because they're /here/ and they know what the cultare and machiroons want

...

>>51193296
those are some crusty ass keys...

>>51193296
I can't believe discmites got an official design

So, what will be his lore for his 2.0

>>51193736
nothing i hope, waste of time. just get it over with and play some good games

>>51193139
TOT

I just feel so lucky that Magni is part of Tempus

>>51193736
Vesper is lazy and boring, he wont do any kino lore

>>51193984
why?

>>51193139
That reality sounds so good...I'm enjoying the slowburn rn but I need them to fuck NOW

>>51193022
because they have discord sex after they finish streaming

>>51193984
he is truly the most "just like me fr" tuuber to ever exist

>>51194135
this is so true to me it hurts, i can relate to him a bit too much

As someone who has never played Lobotomy Corporation because it looks too overwhelming with watching Flay play it be good television

BLUE FUCK ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MG6aD0WjTw0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MG6aD0WjTw0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MG6aD0WjTw0

PILOT ON TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IX6fCaTmzk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IX6fCaTmzk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IX6fCaTmzk

>>51194264
Are you cute menhera?

>>51194264
for me its feeling like a magnoir love child where im a perfectionist, lazy, menhera artist that has schizotypal breakdowns and self isolates until i can function around other humans again

Man, we need more Clownfish with drunk Shinri and sober Bettel.
https://youtu.be/dKNychfFFLI?t=10363

>>51193736
He will finally reveal that he is in fact a vampire BTFOing everyone in /MANS/.

Oh he slept better, thank god

>>51193139
>altare with THAT level of hero worship and daddy issues towards shinri instead of vesper
i believe.

>>51194354
Same. It's a genuine fucking nightmare when you actually stop and allow yourself to think about it.

In hope Flay gets the train

>>51194349
menhera definitely, cute is up for a debate

>>51194336
Started this game earleir to be prepped for the stream. Im ready to see the Flay mindbreak

Altare is kind of neurotic, huh?

>>51194518
How new?

>>51194518
requirement for tempus

>>51193139
I need that offcollab asap..

>>51194518
>kind of

>you guys are my babies now
mommytare ToT

"You guys are my babies now!"
Altare mpreg...?

>>51194518
first time huh?

SCIENTIST FLAYON UOH

I love Momtare...

>>51194518
Literally everyone but Shinri... but that's even debatable

I FUCKING LOVE HIM BROS AAAAAAAA FUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK IM GONNA GOSLING THIS WHOLE FUCKING STREAM

>>51194432
why do people still believe altare has dad issues?

Single suicidal dad Altare ToT

>>51194656
i dont watch flay as much but he REALLY loves to use that feature a lot, huh? Its cute though

>>51194681
Being killed in a murder-suicide incident by dad Altare...

>>51194667
https://youtu.be/d5NbTejEqt4

What does Flay know about SCP?

>>51194667
It's daddy issues (ironic), he gets along with his father but makes the occasional "I'm a disappointment" joke. Plus yeah >>51194765

>>51194747
ToT what a way to go

>>51194719
he does, it really adds to the whole vibe of what ever game he's playing, i wish more of tempus used assets

>>51194719
It helps when your avatar's base clothing is a skintight body suit

Oh no he thinks Angela is cute

Is are text boxes for ants? Jesus christ.

Never forget
>you know the past week has been really terrible for me
>so it means a lot to me that you guys are here
>especially since we had so much hate to overcome at debut

>what was i doing last christmas…
>oh right, i was sitting in my room alone and depressed
>some things change, but some things don’t
>anyway, here’s Last Christmas

Nintendo baby

>>51194925
Bro it's good vibes rn, why are you like this

AAAAAAIEEEEE TTS

Flay is not good at reading 3 syllable words lol

Is lobotomy corp a game where you need to think and make good decisions?

The youtube delay is terrible.

20-30 second delay, sasuga

>>51195055
Even if you take every good decision, you're not guaranteed a good result.

i think i smoked too much zaza growing up i don't understand this game and it's still the tutorial

They'll stream their pokemon soul link part 2 any day now

God, I hate the TTS on Youtube. I hope he decides to drop it eventually. It's not like Altare usually misses Superchats anyway.

>>51195154
Why are you like this

My Almond stocks~!!

Mama love
https://twitter.com/showichifurumi/status/1668030063936421888

ALMOND SISTERS.....

Almond love

>>51188030
Wait, which one was that?

>if there’s anyone i look up to in tempus most it’s probably dez
almond…

>>51195269
That used to be Vesper....

>>51195233
MAMALOVE!!!!

>>51195138
Oh god

>theres someone here that wants to be damaged by me
oh shit i got found out bros

>>51194825
I just noticed that with magni 1.5 can use clothe assets without looking so fat, magmites get to work!

Neon White Altare let's go

>>51195233
Thank you for putting up with your menhera son

>>51195307
Nah, it was always Dez. Even in the early days, Altare would always get inspired when he saw Magni coming up with creative stream ideas or working on music, etc.

>flayon pronounces gauge as gaw-ge
odd

He loves him https://twitter.com/tanigox/status/1668028262155702273?t=834Qtv2Pp3WSj4TWN6gjfA&s=19

>>51195583
One of the few Flay pronunciations I also do
That's just how it looks like it would be pronounced

ALMOND COLLAB LIVES

rescheduled almond to Wednesday

ANGELA LOVE

another off-collab incoming!

>>51195629
Aww, I hope Yagoo thinks Magni's bullshit is worth it in the end

they're all going to that con, huh

ALMOND COLLAB BACK ON~!!

Gonna bet it's a con trip.

>>51195778
Which one?

Almondclown vacation.

I still remember that one anon who said they saw Magni and Altare at a con and waved at him like some autist with zero social awareness

>>51195833
pretty big one coming up soon I think

>>51195855
they're such whores

ALTARE HOLLAND

ALTARE HOLLAND STRIKES AGAIN

most likely the commissioned 3d model's coming out

>>51195855
I wanna see that...but if it happens those whores won't stream...

>>51196081
what did i miss

Wait so Altare is traveling next week and going to Paris in July? Did he get addicted to traveling?

>>51196206
He's a confiend

>>51196115
Aaaaa...
You should watch his menshi

>>51196115
>Thinking they're getting proper 3D models this early
Only JPs can get away with that.

he has an ocarina, cute

>>51196270
I don't think you understand what that anon is talking about

>>51196246
There's big cons in Paris in July?

>>51196188
Something Altare is excited about that costs money coming in July - likely some interesting HQ anniversary merch.

>>51196387
Yup

>>51196115
debunked right now

>>51196387
Twitch con

It's time
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1668040481488637953

>>51196387
There are actually.
https://www.japan-expo-paris.com/en/

Good to hear he didn't get discouraged with the whole model fiasco, even got his world

>>51196429
>TwitchCon in Paris
Sounds like a wretched hive of scum and villainy

>>51196524
DYRBI?

>>51195554
Good mamas put up with all sorts of shit with menhera sons

>>51196558
I've been to both twitchcon in EU/US and I'll never go to the US one again. EU was well organized and way more mellow

>>51195538
He would actually unironically love the writing

Flay's angela voice is so nice

>>51196669
and thats why hes the GOAT

The shade...

kek

>PC mention
>Shade towards Vesper and Magni
Never fails

Dez and Vesper CALLED OUT

>>51196624
The only thing I know about Twitchcons and shit was this gated afterparty and that one chick who broke her back in the ballpit or something

Hot women are making him stupid

>>51196942
LMAO

>>51196487
At least he waited for bettel to be gone to lessen the humiliation...

>>51196969
that image kek

Why is this Machiroon sad?

flay....you about to make me act up

>poussey

>>51196969
It's a good place for streamers to meet other streamers and talk with brands that have booths and shit And also have orgies

Altare living his sugar baby dreams...

>>51197150
flayon is beating the mental illness out of it again

Impromptu animation watchalong!

>Altare being a react Vtuber

>>51197369
GIWTWM

>>51197381
finally my type of content.

>altare gets copyright claimed for this

>>51197381
goora......

>Altare wants Flay to be his sugar daddy

leader being weird again

>>51197605
Never say he was gonna be the first one

>Altare pitched the idea of having a cafe with the Tempus boys as waiters

Altare pitching Tempus robot waiters...

Altare being a money hungry whore is honestly really hot

HERMANITO ON THE DONKEY KONG TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/live/ysQL63OpvsY?feature=share
https://www.youtube.com/live/ysQL63OpvsY?feature=share
https://www.youtube.com/live/ysQL63OpvsY?feature=share

>Altare wants to clap Magni's cheeks.

kek why is he like this

>>51197895
everybody wants to

>I'm so glad I don't have an eye tracker

This madman ate cereal with chopsticks...

I love this guy like you wouldn't believe!!! I don't think I have much to say today besides that I love Axel a lot and I wish to see him go far! Or, well, the karaoke yesterday was a blessing- I really had missed those- and I'll maybe selfishly hold out a bit of hope that he does another soon. But this guy seems extremely busy with recording work at the moment, so I would hate if he strains his voice too much. He's said he might be getting the beginnings of a cold? Take a rest soon Axel, you're always working too hard, treat yourself to more delicious foods like the yakiniku from last night! Ah, but yeah, Axel's karaoke's always give me a much needed burst of energy and motivation to get things done, it's something I really appreciate. It's like, this guy brings such a positive energy and always keeps the mood up that it infects you. I wonder what he'd want to sing next time, he kind of wanted to sing new songs, so maybe he's testing the waters for what people would want to see from him? I love that he always wants to involve the axelotls in his journey, but I think I like it must when this guy is all excited over a song that he loves and adores, and wants to share with us!!! It's great! I'll always be wishing this guy the best, and I hope that he makes good progress in whatever it is he's working on- is proud of it too! Eat well, and I hope that you're always happy and healthy Axel!
AXEL LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Leader being dumb and cute again

Altare still can’t use chopsticks properly ToT

Shotare and his washed kimchi...

"Oatmeal is sludge" - Regis Altare, 2023

I wanna eat souptare

>>51198187
I will now anti

What Fate worm porn was Flah talking about?

ITS THAT FUCKING BIRB

>>51198235
Don't worry about it.

Ayin did nothing wrong

RIP Joshua

BIRDED

>>51198372
But I want to know

>>51198372
No, I want to be killed due to my own curiosity. Just tell me.

>>51198372
I also want to know

>>51198033
cute axelotl prime made this for you because i like your positivity posts, hope you enjoy and have a good one! get your damn dog on a leash and make him take a real break soon. AXEL LOVE! AXELOTL PRIME LOVE!!!

He's just talking about League and I'm already bored.

Altare is getting with the twitch crowd..

>>51197150
He's reminded that the Union won and become a whore for the oligarchs

>>51198440
>>51198490
>>51198505
From what I can gather from google she was thrown into a pit of mana sapping worms that basically raped her by going in her

The only thing I can think about when I see this is how often I've wanted to be one of his three towels. ToT

>>51198510
not the prime but cute art!

>>51198700
imagine this but with Justa...

I can't believe axel leaked that they're going to Japan for their 3d debuts next month
that's crazy man

>>51198709
> Vesper grumbles angrily as he picks you up and throws you down on his bed along with three other vesties. He then places the harpoon gun on top of you and demands that you look proper for his photo

>>51198774
You shouldn't leak membership content nigger

>>51198700
Link? For reference.

>>51198709
Balls/ass or face towel though

>>51198235
I am not watching the stream (busy) but I assume he is talking about how one plot of Fate is how they literally throw a little girl into a worm pit for an awful amount of time every day or something like that. I think it makes her strong but it heavily fucks with her.
I just watched the anime so now searching about it I noticed how way worse was in the VN. The worms are shaped as penises and her probably being raped constantly by them, damn.

>english is a hard language cope

>>51198870
I can't really lol. I can't see any uploaded version of that scene
So just get the OG Fate VN and go through the Heaven's Feel route

>>51198932
Why are nips like this

kek good one TTS

That little bird reminds me of the one from hatoful boyfriend

>>51199022
Like Fate is a porn VN that happens to have a cool story. I knew this shit had like a few porn scenes here and there but I had no idea they went full hentai with stuff like this.

REGIS AL-TAR-EH

Haha...

The energy of a defeated man who worked under a rigid crunchy routine
https://twitter.com/MegaJujube/status/1667835053085458433

>>51199157
i never played fate but wasn't it originally supposed to be sfw before the publisher told them to add that stuff in?

>>51199157
It's not just random porn scenes, this is some actual degeneracy and depravity

>>51198961
Damn, thought it was a doujin or something. Now I see why Flay likes Fate so much that silly cute pervert TOT

>>51199350
To be fair they were only included in the game so it would sell more
And they stopped with the Hentai stuff after the original Fate VN. There's even a version with the H scenes edited out

>>51195777
I've been busy lately, did Bettel and Magni have another offcollab?

>>51198879
Depends on my mood. I'm sure the other vestowels would be down to take turns.

Altare's so cute right now

>>51199454
>H scenes edited out
But comparing vaginas to molluscs and writing about jackhammering Tohsaka's anus is vital to the plot

>>51199557
magni's 1.5 karaoke

Almond offcollab skincare stream

>You have a Machina X Flayon profile pic. I know what you are
What did Hakka mean by this?

>>51199557
yesterday in magni's karaoke they did

>>51199579
it’s nice when he’s comfy and talking casually

>>51199454
Huh, lots of Fate lore I don't know

bettel is so fucking short it's insane.

>>51199619
A pervert, obviously

>>51199619
A black person

Don't do it /MANS/, reply to me instead, fuck doxxfags

Flayon says "FUCK NUMBERS"

>>51199595
>>51199621
Thank you. Damn Bettel definitely work fast.

>>51199777
Huh?

>>51199734
>>51199764
A perverted black person, I see, I see

>FUCK NUMBERS
—machina x flayon

>>51199777
huh

>Fuck numbers. I'll make money other ways. I don't give a shit
Based Pilot

>fuck /#/'s
UH
BASED DEPARTMENT?

>>51199777
chu~

Yeah Bettel is short without his heels huh, even shorter than Altare

>>51199777
>777
Impressive. Very nice

Cute Altare being pampered by the girls in his chat

>>51199777
I don't see any doxxfags, but here's me telling you how much I want to breed magnolia and how turned on I am about the fact there might be several 'variant' clones in vats all waiting to be released

>>51199843
He will whore himself ToT

>>51199868
the girlies are helping him…

was it bettel or axel that wore eyeliner

Please cover let him play HIgurashi...