/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>51159324
...what?

>>51159324
What? Why the fuck would they? They're not Nijimales.

>>51159324
Why are you using a Fauna pic for a Kronii and her fuckboys thread?

>>51159324
Ive never seen a group with more cock on their minds, besides straight up homosexuals and maybe fujos, than Unicorns.

>>51159324
are you writing a fanfic of tempiss taking turns giving Kronii titfucks or?

>>51159547
I'm pretty sure gays don't think about cock this much.

>>51159324
based
>>51159351
>>51159389
>>51159440
>>51159547
>>51159635
>>51159648
clockcucks BTFO. Tempiss collab this month

>>51159324
Bold of you to assume Magni would ask for that instead of asking Kronii to peg him.

>>51159655
>Tempiss collab this month
Well no shit. Magni said it's his turn to pick the game.

>>51159655
Gura is playing offstream with Jake.

>>51159678
Is this codeword for his turn to cum inside the clockslut?

>>51159736
Vesper shippers status?
Is this the start of the 2nd NTR arc?

>>51159547
He didn't mention cock. Something tells me you're not a fujo.

>>51159736
They're already doing this monthly I don't know why you haven't noticed it. It's Magni's turn to pick the game. That's it.

>>51159324
Only Vesper gets to say that to her.
They may be sex pests but they don't cheat on their bros

>>51160001
>They're already doing this monthly
To do it inside her?

>>51159324
Yes I'm sure they had a discord 4some after the stream
She probably did a private 3D stream for them as well, you know so they could see her getting off on-model

>>51159324
Why would I think about "the Tempus boys"? I'm not gay.

>>51160655
but the cause sister, do you not support it?!

>>51160088
I don't know how you would play games inside a vagina anon, but if that were possible, I'd never leave the womb.

>>51160966
The sperm from several males (Vesper and Magni) compete for who impregnates the female (Kronii)

I'd watch that game ngl

>>51159324
are you a projecting cuckling?

>>51159547
So true sis! Own their asses!

>>51159324
Vesper-Kronii
Magni-Mori
Altare-Kobo
Axel-Zeta

These are the monogamous relationships of Tempus HQ. They do not cheat between them.

The absolute state of Hololive fans....

>>51164277
Nobody wants to fuck Ame...
Can Tempus 2 save her? Any potential there?

>>51159547
>thinking unicorn's whole identity is being anti-male
homobegging seanigger

>>51164518
No, male vtubers were a mistake

>>51164786
It's not about what you want, it's about what Ame wants. Which Tempus 2 dude is willing to give her the D?

>>51159324
Yes. Incels on suicide watch.

>>51159324
>yes! a Fauna thre-
oh...

>>51164652
bruh
they're called unicorns for a reason

>>51159655
why did this post get deleted?

>>51166527
dude got banned for shitposting in another thread probably

>>51159324
Yes. The girls chat with the homos in private. This is true for both the EN and JP side. The sooner you accept this fact, the better.

>>51159324
..no?

>>51169019
This is prime cuckoldry, i love it. Makes my dick rock hard.

>>51159324
Why would anyone congratulate Kronii on her laughable blowup doll tier model?

>>51166500
they're called unicorns because they stand out with their donations amongst the sea of penny donos. They are the main funders behind ALL top financially successful vtubers. That's why treating them like dirt for no other reason than Mori's childish millennial anti-establishmentism is a terrible decision and it shows. Mori seems to think that they're a liability or some sort of problem when they should be your greatest allies. She literally had a line in her songs about slaying unicorns. It's like she's a rebellious teenager, it's fucking embarassing.
Any vtuber who has half a brain doesn't hate unicorns. For what in the first place? These aren't the type of people to go on long tirades how they now hate a vtuber, they'll just quietly take their money elsewhere by which they do more damage than any twitter schizo rants ever could

>>51169366
Coping is sadly the only thing I can do if I want to keep enjoying Hololive. Not a single day goes by without wishing that I hadn't done my RM/PL reps.

>>51169660
>they're called unicorns because they stand out with their donations amongst the sea of penny donos
proof?

>>51164652
>>51169660
Much like real unicorns, they're directly associated with rainbows and faggotry.

>>51170144
Why are you this stupid, association between unicorn and rainbow antecede the current rainbow retardation by a large margain. Also a rainbow is what get out of a unicorn ass, in clear it's the thrash that is not usefull for them. If you want to make a metaphorical insult you need it to make sence.

>>51169660
>She literally had a line in her songs about slaying unicorns
Can I get a quote on that? Which song?

>>51169660
>they're called unicorns because they stand out with their donations amongst the sea of penny donos. They are the main funders behind ALL top financially successful vtubers
Neither of these things are true.

>>51170090
What proof? That's obvious, like a unicorn standing out from a herd of horses, they stand out from usual donators with their large amounts of donations. Why they do it doesn't matter and is nobody's business and you as an unaffiliated person might find it weird, but as a vtuber you shouldn't antagonize them

>>51159547
>muh why are you thinking of cock unprompted
>leaves thread and sees them being posted around everywhere in threads and reaction images

>>51172270
Someone sending a red supa does not make them a unicorn. Because if they are, these girls that do homocollabs will be bankrupt and yet I still see the occasional akasupa in certain streams

>>51171476
These things are all true. What is the mythical unicorn creature? A being that stands out. That's what the synonym means. And it's true, a huge amount of money for the most successful vtubers comes from just a few donators

>>51173481
You literally said it yourself, "occassional". Yeah, someone just donating an akasupa once is not a unicorn. Unicorns are people who constantly donate a lot of money consistently. They are a vtuber's most important revenue stream.

>>51159928
>>51173407
>unprompted
>bait thread literally about tempiss and some cuck fantasy about then fucking her tits
>tempiss who are males

>>51173481
That funny since homobeggar doesn't buy kronii merch or are you gonna memoryhole her birthday merch sale.

>>51159324
It funny niji have this imaginary scenario since they have said on stream their manager routinely check their history log and discord log.

>>51159324
Another bait thread, so what happen? Did someone graduated from niji?

>>51159928
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>>51164652
>>51173407
Unicucks are so fucking embarrassing. All they can do is think about tempisband fat cocks in their mouths every thread

I'm sure they share a discord but you have to figure they're all sitting in the lap of their managers so flirting would be awkward as all hell.
Yes even as a joke.

>>51176982
Kind of of homophobic of you to say that sister
Dont you people fetishize gay men?

>>51159324
We keep winning

>>51159547
They will make their own cuck mentality your fault somehow

>>51170144
>>51178171
So true, sisters! Thankfully, we’re totally heterosexual (for Milords Vox and Hex ofc)