/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>51084619
Its real but they keep it subdued because of yurishippers being insane.

Pretty sure Flare hangs out with Marine more than Noel

>>51084721
This. As recently as Nene's Christmas party and Kiara in Japan they were talking about Noel and Flare being gay IRL.

>>51084619
Flare got tired of being pigeonholed as the cool girl so they toned it down, but it was a serious friendship at the very

Flare is a menhere that gets attached to any girl that doesn't judge her shitty lifestyle and Noel is only lesbian not because she likes women but because she fucking hates men

>>51084619
To me it always seemed like blatant yuribaiting. A lot of the interactions just didn't feel natural at all, and granted, you've got to play up for the camera, but I mean it didn't feel natural even moreso than the usual yufibaiting you'd see in the industry. I mean, even fucking SubaLuna felt more real. NoeFlare just never felt convincing. Maybe it was Flare's autism to control exactly how viewers see her, or maybe it was Noel just being a caricature when it came to Flare. I don't know.

There's only been two "real" yuribaits in hololive anyway. Both of them had massive and long term menhera damage inflicted on those involved which is how you know they were "real" lesbian relationships.

>>51091153
Well Noel agrees with you. She's said that irl they have a very different relationship, much cheekier and playful.

>>51092216
You talking about festivaluna?

Is the other one pekomiko?

>He doesn't know

>>51084619
Their status was that Noel confirmed their relationship to be like 2 broken clocks.
But each of the two clocks have parts that still work and if you combine the undamaged parts of the two clocks into one, you get a 1 working clock.

That was some idiom in japanese she used which refers to when two people are as close as a married couple without actually being married.

That and Noel once had Flare stay the night and Noel's RM streamed the next day with hickeys on her.

Make of that what you will.

>>51092733
>with hickeys on her.
xbox controller bruises, thank you very much

>>51084619
>Is NoeFure real?
maybe

>>51087253
>she fucking hates men
I don't know why, but that part totally makes sense to me. The soft porn/ASMR part, and generally speaking her views on men.
Ironically, men are the reason why this bitch lesbo is rich as fuck. What a world. Like for these OF whores.
>that doesn't judge her shitty lifestyle
Oh yeah? What does she do?
>>51091153
I don't know. It always looked real to me but the thing is I don't follow them so I don't know. I'm just curious.
>>51092391
They can be cheekier after they ate each other pussy.
>>51092216
>two "real" yuribaits
Wait, that's an oxymoron. If it's true yuribait, it's fake.
>There's only been two
Which one?
>>51092429
>festivaluna
>pekomiko
What? Pekora is lesbian? Luna too?
>>51092452
Yeah I don't, that's why I ask. No shit Sherlock.
>>51092733
>when two people are as close as a married couple without actually being married.
That makes no sense to me. That's just ununderstandable girly blurry shit to me. Are they a couple or not?
>Noel's RM streamed the next day with hickeys on her.
Ok but did they fucked only once or are they actually a couple? And what today?

>>51092429
yeah festivaluna obviously. Other one was marine and shion.

What about that ring shit? It was so weird, they were claiming their love (awkward) and suddenly, no more news about that. Wtf?

>>51084721
based desu

>>51084619
They are just a really close friend that sometimes rubs clam together. But it's alright since they say no homo afterwards.

>>51084752
Kys Noelschizo. Flare hates Marine.

>>51098424
Sauce?

>>51098424
Everyone loves Marine.

>>51084619
You would rather listen to /vt/ social rejects instead of holos themselves?

>>51095047
Noel doesn’t do any RM stuff involving a live feed for like a week whenever we know they are hanging out. Whether you would like to believe it is real is up to the individual. I’m personally in the camp they are, just flare has insecurities when it comes to being forced to being a label so she distanced herself from it on stream.

>>51105102
Interesting

About The ring
https://files.catbox.moe/yl60tl.mp4

>>51109788
Fubuki losing her shit and going "these bitches are gay for real" never gets old

>>51109788
People thought kanata and coco were gayer than these two at one point

>>51110657
Did anyone actually genuinely think that?

>>51110376
Gotta give a link to that

>>51095462
lol, i wonder if you are talking about that infamous sleepover

>>51095047
>What? Pekora is lesbian? Luna too?
Miko is lesbian and prob was in love with pekora before hololive.
Luna can't stand men due to past experiences

>>51098424
Very untrue; marine and flare go out to eat very often.

>>51112050
Do you mean the catbox I was responding to?

>>51109788
lmfao fbk

>>51115042
>"these bitches are gay for real"
That part

>>51084619
>from the back
smart, better to grope her boobs than just "feeling" them in your chest

>>51110657
I mean, coco was actually gay for real, so if nothing else, it was one of those situations where one was extremely gay for the other.

>>51117429
She doesn't say that but her reaction to the rings says everything

>>51084721
one day there will be a ship that doesn't give a shit about that because it's just good business but it is not this day

>>51115293
>>51110376
>Mio immediately knowing how Foobs was going to react and but not deciding if she should touch her to calm her after the revelation.
roru

I'm still surprised their Figmas include their rings

I miss Rushia. It was always great when Gen 3 did a collab and then Flare and Noel would be gay and then Rushia and Pekora would be like "Ha ha guys, you're just doing this for kayfabe right? Right?"

https://youtu.be/OHK_bua-2Mk

>>51125707
didn't pekora just straight up ask them if they were gay early on

>>51120841
I mean to be fair Noel and Flare were getting harassed a RIDICULOUS fucking amount. JP schizos and beggars put ours to shame.

If Noel or Flare collabed with someone else, that person would get death threats. The chat would be filled with bad "jokes" and maybe some not so "jokes" like "Hey you're cheating on your wife now" or "Where's Flare? Where's Noel?" You know how EN fans run shit into the ground like Mori as Dad or Kronii Subway? Fuck, Redditors are still referring to Matsuri as God. Imagine that but in Japanese and times 10.

>>51125807
More like literally every time they had a collab.

>>51125807
Based rabbit

>>51109788
I like how they even talked about the other girls reactions before the event, like their chat with Towa and Subaru backstage. Imagine being the four girls that get to find out the two coworkers who insisted to you repeatedly that you were definitely just gay baiting were, in fact, actually gay. Poor fbk drew the short straw of finding out her bakatare bestie was in a relationship to the point where they are buying wedding rings and didn't seem to have told her

>>51109788
I don't understand japan.
But whe other holomems start saying "oi oi oi oi" at flare.
She immediately grab noel's hand.
Jesus... this brat elf...

>>51131794
Obligatory

>>51131152
Last I checked, gay marriage was still illegal in Japan. Also girls love is a thing but its mostly viewed as a phase that you go through in high school or college before you settle down with a husband. Add to that the differing cultural views of lesbians and Flare's autism to control the narrative on how she's viewed, and it's pretty easy to see how maybe Noel and Flare wouldn't want to be known as a couple or in a lesbian relationship, just a pair of good friends who share their deepest feelings with each other and occasionally have intense sex.

NoelFlare is an anomaly. You're actually more schizo if you DON'T believe in NoelFlare.

>You would have to believe that every single Holo is lying to you and that every single interaction is scripted and faked.
>To that end you'd also have to believe that Noel and Flare didn't go on a hotsprings vacation trip.
>You'd also have to believe that either Noel lied about purchasing, not one, not two, but three new properties in Tokyo (Noel Studio V2, Fucknest V1, Fucknest V2), and that other Holos pretend to go over to those new properties all the time.
>You'd have to believe Rushia and Pekora constantly breaking kayfabe to question NoelFlare is actually a keikakku doori move that is actually part of the kayfabe, they pretend to question it in order to lend it more creedence.
>You'd have to believe that on THAT day, Noel's roommate got her hair, nails, and makeup done, AND posted a rare face pic just to lead people on.
>Then later she showed bruises that she inflicted with an "Xbox controller"
>You'd also have to believe that every Holo that has mentioned the rings, which include Subaru, Towa, Marine, and I think Suisei, among others, is either lying about the rings on a previously agreed upon script, or that Noel and Flare actually got 5 figure platinum wedding rings for the sake of this lie.
>Finally you'd have to believe that every single Holo that has remarked on NoelFlare, which is the vast majority of them, coordinates with every other Holo and Noel and Flare themselves so as to keep their stories straight and not get tripped up in their lies. Because to date, I don't think there have been any inconsistencies in the stories, leading me to think things like Noel interrupting Towa and Subaru just to brag actually happened. Also staff like A-Chan would have to be in on it because she occasionally mentions it. Not to mention all the outsiders like Tamaki, those Nijis that did the couple interview, those independents that did the couple interview, and basically anyone that comes into contact with NoelFlare

I mean it's honestly easier to just believe they like each other. Occam's Razor and all that. If Cover were capable of constructing and upkeeping narratives as big as this one, they wouldn't be such a shitshow. At the very least, they fucked on that one day.

>>51133738
Yeah the whole industry got together to sell us noefure.

>>51093276
Yes Xbox controller bruises on her neck

>>51134375
And inner thigh. Because when I get angry at games, I slam my controller against my neck and inner thigh.

>>51133738
Anons don't understand how the weird getting into your coworker feeling actually works for nerds. These are two S grade losers who flirted with each other on stream because they were too fucking awkward to do it outside of streaming together at first. Then they did some constantly spicy offcollabs, then they got serious, and then they fucked off because having retards like us being genuinely interested in their private relationship isn't their version of a good time. Contrary to what anons insist, they weren't clout chasing, they actually didn't want it to be a public affair, which is why they killed it.

>>51135020
I don't think anyone is claiming they did it for clout, it was pretty obvious after a while that they got sick of people ALWAYS pairing them together which is why they cooled it down a bit, at least on stream. But as recently as Nene's christmas party or Kiara being in Japan, they're still pretty gay offstream.

>>51131794
When Flare collabs with Noel and other girls watch and you will notice first thing she does is grab Noels tits in front of everyone to assert dominance

>>51134375
She also had some scratch marks and I think a bite on her boobs from an Xbox controller

>>51135020
I'm also in the camp that Miko and Suisei are dating and do the whole business Yuri as a way to flirt and date out in the open without getting crazy /u/ schizo on them like Noel and Flare did by deflecting with it when they act extremely gay.

>>51135363
Canan is definitely the special brand of autism that would refuse to cancel a stream to hide the fact that she's fucking someone. She also seems like the type who would lowkey want to show it off in all her menhera glory, despite the fact that it was a dumb idea

>>51135500
Being Polka in Shiraken is suffering

>>51136083
Polka fucking loves it since she is a hard /u/ shipping lesbo. When they had the camp thing and Suisei started talking about how she hates the way Miko sleep when she sleep in the bed with all of the time since she takes up a lot of the bed she sounded like she was going to cum. That was funny since Noel also looked at Suisei like she couldn't believe what she just said.
Polka is living the life.

>>51135500
Considering all the things they've said, not the business cope but their off stream stories and interactions, I don't think so, it's consistent they're just friends. They have some weird tension and gay moments sometimes though I'll give you that, at best either Miko wants to fuck Suisei or both want to fuck each other but they definitely haven't made any move.

>>51136338
>When they had the camp thing and Suisei started talking about how she hates the way Miko sleep when she sleep in the bed with all of the time since she takes up a lot of the bed she sounded like she was going to cum.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ylYw1U8DW4
what the fuck is polka's problem?

>>51136570
Miko wouldn't make a move, but Suisei might. The fact they stay with each other so much, sleep with each other, eat together and Miko has her own bowl, chopsticks and stuff at Suisei's house is a tad much. It doesn't help that Miko is actually gay and lately has been getting more embarrassed about MiComet

>Miko is actually gay
anons your gaydar is fucked

i love shiraken
literally dyke's den
blessed by the yuri GODS

>>51136980

>>51135500
Eh, I think they are good friends but did the MiComet thing pre-emptively since they knew yuribeggars would ship them when they started hanging out more.

>>51136980
Anon I...

>>51136980
how fucking new?
Miko is literally a lesbian and even her mom supports her

>>51136807
>what the fuck is polka's problem?
She's very fucking gay and likes watching, please understand.

Yes, is real, it's came to me in a dream. I also came in that dream

>>51137338
yes hololive is full of lesbians and miko the lesbian chooses to hang out with suisei lmfao

>>51137338
Her roommate says otherwise

>>51138270
>>51139647
It seems we have lesbianism historians right here.
Kek

>>51140558
look out it's the lesbian revisionist

>>51104514
Which Holo do I listen to? That one that says it exists or the one that says it doesn't?

>>51133738
I actually think NoeFure is real but I'll play devil's advocate for a bit
>>You would have to believe that every single Holo is lying to you and that every single interaction is scripted and faked.
This is possible. Generally speaking a lot of stuff is scripted, especially in sponsored streams or official streams on the main company channels (and the concerts/3Ds, obviously), in the sense that there is a script with general and/or specific things to say or not say during a stream. There was a discord leak proving this I believe, I don't have it on hand though.
>>To that end you'd also have to believe that Noel and Flare didn't go on a hotsprings vacation trip.
Not necessarily, you can believe they went there but any stories they've mentioned on streams are exaggerated and/or fake
>>You'd also have to believe that either Noel lied about purchasing, not one, not two, but three new properties in Tokyo (Noel Studio V2, Fucknest V1, Fucknest V2), and that other Holos pretend to go over to those new properties all the time.
Again, not necessarily, see above.
>>You'd have to believe Rushia and Pekora constantly breaking kayfabe to question NoelFlare is actually a keikakku doori move that is actually part of the kayfabe, they pretend to question it in order to lend it more creedence.
Possible. Script:"NoeFure do a yuri bit, PekoRushiMarin react 'shocked'"
>>You'd have to believe that on THAT day, Noel's roommate got her hair, nails, and makeup done, AND posted a rare face pic just to lead people on.
>>Then later she showed bruises that she inflicted with an "Xbox controller"
Plausible deniability, she could've fucked an old ojisan in a love hotel as far we know
>>You'd also have to believe that every Holo that has mentioned the rings, which include Subaru, Towa, Marine, and I think Suisei, among others, is either lying about the rings on a previously agreed upon script, or that Noel and Flare actually got 5 figure platinum wedding rings for the sake of this lie.
They can just get fake/cheap rings that look real enough and just told everyone to pretend otherwise? Probably one of the weakest arguments tbdesu
>>Finally you'd have to believe that every single Holo that has remarked on NoelFlare, which is the vast majority of them, coordinates with every other Holo and Noel and Flare themselves so as to keep their stories straight and not get tripped up in their lies. Because to date, I don't think there have been any inconsistencies in the stories, leading me to think things like Noel interrupting Towa and Subaru just to brag actually happened. Also staff like A-Chan would have to be in on it because she occasionally mentions it. Not to mention all the outsiders like Tamaki, those Nijis that did the couple interview, those independents that did the couple interview, and basically anyone that comes into contact with NoelFlare
Possible, though a bit farfetched. It wouldn't take that much coordination honestly, send some Holos (staff would also be in on this) some made-up/exaggerated stories to talk about on stream at some point, with specific details to mention and you have a narrative. For chuubas outside Holo, just let them be deceived like the viewers and push the same narrative of true yuri like on other streams, it's easier than trying to incorporate them into the whole scheme. So long as they don't meet them irl, keeping up the kayfabe on stream shouldn't be much of an issue. Even if they do end up meeting up, if it's once or twice for professional purposes, they'd also keep the act up, but if they were/are friends and meet often, they'd get roped into following the narrative as well.
>If Cover were capable of constructing and upkeeping narratives as big as this one, they wouldn't be such a shitshow.
Cover (staff/management) by themselves no, with the whole host of talents cooperating though, I think they could.

Sure it takes some decent d20 rolls at mental gymnastics but there is always room for doubt. Not even on-stream sexual acts, (its acting, literally in the name) or pictures of legal marriage documents (from outside Japan) would suffice (since they'd have to be censored and would thus be easily forged). Deniers will keep denying it until their final breath, and could be justified for doing so, as other people have faked worse things for longer.

>>51123370
Noel's figma is awesome.

>>51141112
I say Noel, flare likes to tease Noel but also doesn’t like being forced into labels. Hence why she pushes away from the shipping.

How did they manage to keep a stable relationship despite the two of them being major menheras while Crossick crashed and burned?

>>51146500
Noel might be a menhera, but it's the first time she had any kind of love outside of her brother, so will not fuck it up if it kills her.

>>51084721
>>51085027
How gullible can you get lmao.

None of your oshis are gay. /vt/ and yurifag schizos just want it to be real because they're all pathetic fucktards who cannot accept the fact that their oshis can and will immediately jump on a throbbing cock when they see it, and it burns then that it's not theirs.

In short, enjoy the show but don't be fucking gullible.

>>51146500
Because it's not true duh.

People bring up "business yuri" a lot, but I think it's closer to wrestling's "worked shoots": something that is real (a "shoot") but elevated and exaggerated into kayfabe for better emotional effect (a "work).
I think that NoeFure is based in reality, but is exaggerated for the cameras. How exaggerated is the real question. Are they actually gay IRL? I dunno. Maybe not. But everyone in Gen 3 is big on kayfabe, even Noel, so it's not unreasonable to say that all of them would be in on it and keep up the illusion. I'm not saying everyone in Hololive is lying about their fake relationship to farm yurifag simps, but the motivation and the ability is there.
I personally am of the opinion that Flare's too autistic and doesn't want to give the illusion she's leeching or "just getting numbers because of yuribaiting", so she insisted on downplaying it and doing less collabs, but that the relationship itself is real.

>>51151839
>exaggerated
Holomems just have different workplace environment.
Like how luna and lamy just started to handholdings and hugs each other in front of ui eveb though it's the fir6luna nad lamy meet each other, show that being touchy to other holomems is a workplace culture.
And i bet that matsuri and marine are responsible for this culture.

>>51152357
>And i bet that matsuri and marine are responsible for this culture.
I'll never say another bad thing about Matsuri ever again if this is true.

>>51152357
Speak English.

>>51109788
What are they saying? I don't speek moonrunes.

>>51152826
>reee speak good english on cambodian bamboo basket weaving forum reeeee
の

>>51152357

>>51153072
What happened to them? They were glued by the hip a few months ago and now I barely see them together

>>51153201
Subaru still talks about going out with Luna a lot. Guess they just do stuff off stream

>>51084721
>>51153336
>started as just yuri bit
>turned into real relationship
I bet this is what happen on that christmas night.
Pekora thought that miko love her, but miko didn't accept her feeling.
That's why they tried to distance each other.

>>51087253
>Noel is only lesbian not because she likes women but because she fucking hates men
Neither is true, her schedule is just so goddamn packed at all times that she has no time to meet men, she's said this herself. The only man she actively dislikes is her father

>>51151839
That's pretty much everyone's take but also factor in that Flare was always painted as the man in that relationship and she really wants to be a cute girl.

>>51152357
>>51152417
t.newfags
If anything Matsuri is responsible for the lessening of that culture since she went so far out, she creeped out Fubuki, Pekora, and abandoned Luna for Hoshikawa.

>>51153072
Luna is a succubus, she WILL feminize your Tomboy before making her menhera

>>51154646
>newfags
Ironic.
Look at how luna groomed subaru into no-male collab vtuber.
Beside fubuki and pekora have been avid yuri blocker, like, look at fubuki reaction to flare's confession here>>51109788

>>51153336
So you're saying they are doing the same as NoeFure

>>51138270
>>51139647
Actually her roommate quite literally says shes gay. She went on a huge convo rant with NotPekora over kissing and fondling women where NotPekora was really grossed out and said she'd never do it while Miko was fully gunho on fucking women. Maybe actually do your reps before making shit up anon

>>51150441
>Being this much of a disgusting cuck
>"Everything must result in all the holos taking cock! Otherwise I can't beat off to my imaginations!"
>Cock cock cock cock dick throbbing cock penis
Actually seek help. You have dick on the brain. I recommend finding the nearest branch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8cSD6eJLE8

You only laugh like this with someone you want to jackhammer into next week

>>51153545
It's absolutely the opposite
Pekora is straight as fuck as was probably repulsed by the idea of her best friend actually wanting to fuck her

>>51153545
Pekora is extremely straight. NotMiko and NotPekora once had a conversation pre HL on Niconico about if they'd kiss/fuck a woman basically. NotPekora immediately said no while NotMiko immediately said yes which grossed NotPekora out and caused an argument where NotMiko tried to debate NotPekora into fucking women.

>>51157110
>>51157165
Well, there's goes my stupid rrat.
So, it's save to assumed that miko went overboard toward pekora because of hololive's workplace culture and they tried to distance themselves?

>>51157165
That entire convo was fucking hilarious. Pekora's immediate grossed out reaction compared to Miko being like "Yeah I'd fuck a chick why wouldn't you?" was comedy gold

>>51084619
>Is NoeFure real?
You dont need to know the answer

>>51084619
Probably half-way, could also be one of those bonobo relationships but just stronger than usual.
Flare is likely gay as fuck, Noel IDK, she always seems like the kind of girl that would fuck anything that she founds a liking to so long as it was human unlike Festival who would assault a turned-on stove if it was named Hoshikawa.

>>51095047
Yurigga, SLOW THE FUCK DOWN, jesus christ. The brain rot.
There's a whole ass thread of actual lesbo chuubas on /u/ and you are here asking if the 2 bitches who are never going to confirm it "are" or "are not" and not just because of schizos but because they risk their whole ass place and the company by being bold. What the fuck?, go get you real yuri experience, ffs anon.

>>51141112
Noel. Flare is just a massive tease but it usually backfires for her. That cap could have gone the other way and have Noel say it isn't true only for Flare to get mad at Noel for denying it live.

>>51110657
One is bi at most and the other is just broken enough to like the women side of the subculture but just like how gachi women like male idols, lack of communication ensues and suddenly outsiders think it is an actual homohouse(female).

>>51121477
The last thing she would have wanted at that moment was any type of female contact kek

>>51123370
They probably asked for the figures to have it.
Think about it, even if Hololive goes down, there's proof shipped across the world that your love was real.
>They might just be very good friends.
I guess it also works for that, "here's the proof of deep friendship" or something. The Japanese can be like that too.

>>51109788
>Fox is weak to Gay
Appreciated anon, this knowledge will benefit The Organization.

>>51157110
Peko is a hardcore lesbian in a really kinky relationship with both Marine and Miko. You cannot change my mind, too many voices there for you to control.

Miko was gay before Cover invented the idea of yuribaiting

>>51109788
>Suisei desperately looking at management with a "Can I go?" face knowing fully well she can't run from this possible YAB and then trying to stop NoeFure from reaching critical mass only to find out playing along like it is all "for laughs" makes it completely safe content.
Sasuga Cometto.

>>51109788
Any translatorfag can give us at least a small summary?, I know they confirmed what the rings are for but there's zero context for some of the other declarations that made even pansexual matsuri get legit surprised and also made Suisei lose her cool.

>>51109788
Why does FBK look like she afraid of catching the gay or something.

>>51162040
she was showing that she wore the ring on her left hand, aka literal wedding ring placement

>>51162416
Doesn't help they bought literal 5k wedding rings.

>>51133204
It is not quite illegal, just not recognized, they won't arrest you for being gay but you could get into trouble for trying to make signed papers with a same sex person seem valid, you could theoretically, have a whole ass ceremony and everything with some cheapskate minister present and sign the documents but remember, that paper is going the have the same legal validation for marriage as a kid's crayon drawing of a marriage form he made to bully a girl. You would never be recognized as married, and apart from the culture, the whole birth rate problem is definitely stopping any form of actual push for gay marriage from happening in like atleast the next 30 to 50 years.
>So?
It is a funny as fuck situation, because that's a controversial but not taboo topic there's more than one site, service or even government agency that have asked people or applied interviews/questioned them about legalization of gay marriage and it always ends with the same results.
>Politicians and very old people are against it
>Almost everyone else after them is not against it
>But those very old farts control the country so opinion cancelled
The joke here is that, if those politicians and oldies were to die or get replaced by people from atleast the generation of NoeFure, a gay marriage bill would pass lightning fast and become legal on the spot. And a fuck ton of people would come out and get married and the country would instantly commit rainbow seppuku through lack of childbirth. Can't win em all.
>Sir, this board is about VTubers.
I love Lui and Suisei. No, you won't make me choose.

>>51162101
>He doesn't know.

>>51135500
Miko is the one girl in Hololive I can say with full confidence is an actual 100% unironic dyke, with Noefure coming in second. Not so sure about Suisei though. I think it’s much more likely that, like with Pekomiko, Miko caught feelings and doesn’t know what to do about it. I feel bad for Miko but she’s honestly kind of retarded in constantly shitting where she eats and blatantly coming on to her heterosexual coworkers.

>>51162928
Miko, Polka and Laplus I can say for sure are 100% unironic dykes

>>51162928
My rrat is that Peko always dismissed Migo's advances, then way later Miko got serious and Peko lost her marbles and told her the JP version of "Fuck off No Homo"
Miko later fell for Suisei because workmate and Suisei being more professional than Peko-chan just stops Miko constantly but on a lesser scale (like we usually see) so it doesn't escalate from really good friends unlike NoeFure which seems like, as some other anon mentioned here, 2 losers who would never make it but got curious and they liked it.
Let's be real, Suisei is only in love with her job. Not anyone else.

>>51162101
Because she is afraid of catching the gay, duh

>>51163036
Laplus perhaps not.

>>51169638
"perhaps"

>>51169638
Laplus is a super dyke anon.

>>51169760
Prove it nigga

>>51169934
I know what you want, I'm not doing it.

>>51169638
Laplus is lez anon, dont deny it.

>>51169638
Laplus is only straight for Tom Holland, no other man has a chance. The rest is just a long list of women.

>>51151839
>Are they actually gay IRL?
the problem is approaching this from a western, especially an american perspective where being gay in japan is choosing not to be gay and having actual babies with some guy because that would just make everyone's life easier somehow.

>>51162680
People forget how extremely gay Japan was back in the day.

Kanata is gay, no one can tell me otherwise.

>>51171971
She's Dykeish but doubtful that she has actually done anything gay.

>>51172177
That is probably the most sad thing you could have said about her.

>>51154563
Sounds like a massive cope for the girl that is waiting for her brother to become a nutjob like her.

>>51109788
Is friend homophobic?

>>51172497
No, just super-straight.

Wtf La+ is gay? Didn’t she interview and love Batman?

>>51084619
it's amazing how flare managed to wipe out everything about her just a few months after her debut, no wonder so many people fell for the dyke act

>>51172688
you can be gay and love batman. everyone loves batman

>>51162928
Is Peko straight though? I thought she hated gays but didn't she say she's a yurifag recently?

>>51172688
Seems like La+ only loves women and people playing tragic superheroes, however none of the actors seem to be interested in JP women so that leaves La+ with tons of menhera bitches who need gay correction.

>>51172517
Is she?

>>51172855
Peko just hates being the subject of THE GAY or being exposed to it when she doesn't prepare beforehand.

>>51172970
Wasn't she like Christian or something?, perhaps she is like conservative outside her job,and meaning japanese conservative.

>>51172909
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihsr2X6VREw

>>51173063
Marine is catholic and look at her go.

>>51172855
Peko only hates male gays like most people do.

>>51171472
birthrate says no

>>51170317
that overwatch pro tho

>>51174143
That's just her trying to secure a coach and perhaps a play mate, La+ always wins people with her voice. Obviously it fails with our autistic ass but not theirs.
SHE NETWORKS WITH HER VOICE!

>>51173658
Catholicism is a meme.
I have never seen anyone in my old Catholic highschool remain catholic or take it seriously.

>>51174200
she do be using that mouth. However, why not go for a pro in the game she actually plays then?

>>51174286
That's kinda the awesome point of it. You don't really take it too seriously unless you seriously need it.
We use it like an Ace card against sp00ky stuff. Just whip out a prayer that has been used against darkness, other gods and religions and the unknown and you are safe from it. The only problem is that, it seems that being Catholic pursues you for life, even if you change religion, have seen it happen to other people, they get stalked, and not by people, but faith itself.
Honestly, faith behind your back seems not that bad considering there could be worse things following you through the darkness.
>T. Catholic

>>51173241
Everyone has the hots for Mads though

Reminder that they gave couple counseling to Takamori during their off-collab

>>51146500
They're not insane and both of them are good friends.

>>51172292
Honestly following Noel her brother is the only guy I can ever see her being with, since she is terrified of all other guys. Only problem is her brother is a true chad and treats her like a human being and as his sister, instead of the walking breast like she had experienced growing up.

>>51172292
>Noel waiting for the moment to pull a Kasugano on her brother
kek

How often you think Flare and Noel fuck?

>>51178468
Every time they mention having lunch together, other than that hardcore sex maybe once a month. It’s hard to tell with flare sleep schedule.

>>51174286
The only people who stay Catholic are pedos who want to groom kids.

>>51176617
>her brother is a true chad and treats her like a human being and as his sister, instead of the walking breast like she had experienced growing up.
Which is why she fell for him and wants to, ironically, be treated by him like a walking pair of breasts

>>51180235
>*tips fedora*

>>51180774
I wonder what does his brother thinks about Noel going on dates with the coffee elf

>>51182591
He probably likes that his sister found someone else besides him to love. People like Noel usually die horribly and alone but with the whole Hololive support net it doesn't seem like that's going to happen.

>>51180774
>"Dont worry sis, I won't treat you like a pair of breasts"
>*Wants him to abuse her and whatnot*
I think something broke inside the knightly cup.

>>51184292
No wonder she fell into the claws of the knife-eared bitch

>>51183622
Has she ever introduced Flare to her family even as a friend, I don’t remember if she has before they found out about her as Noel.

>>51187427
Even if she didn't introduce her as Flare, they definitely must've noticed her hanging out with the same girl for the past three years

>>51180798
> t. catholic

>>51150441
Statistically, I'm pretty sure at least some of them would be gay, with how large the roster is at this point. This isn't even from a perspective of caring whether they would be or not, but considering the estimated homosexual population in Japan is a bit shy of 10%, and there's more then 50 current holomems, there's good odds of at least a few of them being gay.

>>51190945
I think it could be higher, the bigger hololive got the more likely they were to apply and possibly get accepted.
>>51189263
True I wonder how many pictures they have together that she sends as updates to her mom.

>>51189263
>>51191904
Her mom and brother still live in the middle of nowhere, far from Tokyo. Its not exactly easy for her to visit.

>>51175727
Which Mori secretly hated lol.

>>51195387
Based elf love. We should fuck pointy ears.

>>51110657
didn't flare and noel get rings because of kanata and coco? i feel like i remember noel saying she wanted pair rings after seeing theirs.

>>51201007
Didn't Kanata and Coco get their rings after Noel and Flare?

>>51146500
>Crossick crashed and burned
wait, what happun?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZafSx6-rfEI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOLDxPNT4mk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBwKhEfhpOU