/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>didn't push to p11
>wrong playlist link

LONG LIVE OUR MIDGET KING
LONG LIVE KING FLAYON

wtf is flayon talking about

>>51114888
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS

right playlist!! PLEASE DO YOUR REPS WITH THIS!!

Flayon keeps loaning his Rtrus

vesper is walls recording devices glowie

>>51115220
What are you saying

Flayon kek

Cheesecake is digusting.

She'd get along with Bettel

>>51115358
i used to think so too until i had a chocolate cheesecake after saving it in my freezer overnight. my life changed forever

Flayon's eggs ToT

>>51115376
Apparently her brother really likes Bettel so he'd probably freak if he saw her collabing with him

he's being really cute

i think Vesper should wear a diaper when he does these endurance streams! it would be very funny!

love me boys

KEK

>>51115479
Shut up Magni

>>51114888
Thanks for the bread

>>51114984
Amen

idk why I'm even watching this collab

LEADER CUTE, LEADER LOVE~

The joker monolgue always gets me but it hits different in a british accent kek

The sounds from this game with them both talking constantly is killing my ears

>>51115479
Magni you have a major stream to get ready for later

>>51115545
I love him so much

aaaaaaaa

>>51115618
Will you guys stop calling Magni ugly after the 1.5?

>>51115545
Leader love!

If one boy had to get a green outfit, who would you want to see in green?

who the fuck ships these two?

>>51115646
Magni will be green tonight

>>51115649
they did do that one collab

>>51115646
Shinri
Don't know why, just feel like he'd look good in dark green

Flayon is always dead

damn thats a long piss Vesper. wish i could hold your dick during it

>>51115639
Depends on how good his 1.5 really is.

>>51115646
Nowa or Shinri in dark green. I don’t like green and think they’re the only ones who’d look bearable in it

Horse Flay...

>>51115646
Vesper, because I don't watch him.

>>51115646
Vesper, to go with his oshimark

Hakka in Flay chat

Machiroons are mean :(

>>51115828
>:)

ves living his furry dreams good for him

>>51115639
I will start to call him ugly

>>51115646
Bettel would be funny in green but yeah the ojis in green would work

>>51115828
there's a reason he beats us so much

2 hours too long

>>51115646
i like this green flay art

>>51115646
Vesper to match his underwear

wtf is an oomphie?

>>51115906
Please let us have this, it's rare for Rin to stream more than an hour nowadays...

>>51115936
Oomfie is some weird twitter lingo that people use to call each other friends. Its also used to refer to lolis I guess?

I'd like these 2 to play a game together again but next time a good one

>>51115936
oomfie is what zoomers call their twitter mutuals

>>51115936
oomf stands for "one of my friends/followers", turned into oomfie because it sounds funny

>>51115914
I would take this over his official design any day

>>51115991
Rincel...

>>51115914
kinda looks like a mechanic, im into it

>>51115906
>Complaining about more content
Retard

This collab is a lot better now than it was at the start

She sounds a bit old to be living at home

>>51115991
I know how that feels... hope it gets better soon

>numberfagging
AAAAIIIIEEEEEE

>>51116105
t. American who fell for the "buy an apartment!" scam

>>51116105
How old is too old?

>>51116105
Rin? She's 22, pretty normal in UK. We don't have many houses and they are usually given to foreigners for free anyway

>>51116181
is she really 22 or is that her canon age because she does sound a lot older

>>51116175
18yo by murican standards

All vtubers have the same bits

>>51116175
When you're in a longterm relationship, then it's too old

>>51116105
Imagine thinking your family letting you live with them is a bad thing kek

Is Flayon dumb

>>51116222
Real, she's mentioned it
before

>>51116222
That's just how brits sound

>>51116105
to be fair, it's more a mansion than house.

>>51116284
How new?

>>51116234
They're all retarded? Yeah, they are. It's great.

>>51116273
Oh yeah, constantly relying on others isn't a bad thing at all, sure

>>51116284
Anon, there are only 2 smart people in Tempus

>>51116105
Why are Americans so brainwashed into believing that you must move out of your parents' house as soon as possible once you become an adult?

>>51116353
There's 2?

>>51116345
burgerchama...

>>51116353
Wait, two?

>>51116353
Magni and Hakka

>>51116381
>>51116404
Yeah, Magni and Shinri.

>>51116267
Just be a wizard, easy.

>>51116353
Regulus and Jeffrey right?

>>51116422
Magni?

>>51116422
Hakka?

>>51116381
>>51116404
anon is talking about shinri and jeffrey

Rin HATES Flayon

>>51116440
True, you can stay with your parents as long as you like then

>>51116404
Yeah, Shinri and Axel

>>51116422
>Hakka
He's extremely dumb

the children are fighting cute

>>51116543
Axel?

>>51116543
Axel?

The awkward thing with collabs between different companies is that one may not have the perms for the game the other wants to play

Okay I was shitposting before but now I really get the vibe that Rin would fuck Flayon with a strapon out of sheer spite.

>>51116594
>>51116588
Now kiss

the penguin is the worst one

>>51116543
Axel is intelligent not smart anon. Only Shinri is actually smart.

She's kinda funny. Unexpected of a woman.

>>51116345
Kek this retard fell into the bootstraps mentality trap

>>51116628
She's asexual anon, she HATES sex

>>51116526
and Flayon wanted to talk with Rin's mom, which would be way worse for him.

>>51116653
FUCK YOU

Flayon didn't know that....?

This collab is selling me on Rin, she’s funny

Flayon didn't know frog legs were french

>>51116683
How can she know that if she's never had sex

Let me numberfag for a sec and say that I'm so glad Hakka is doing well. At debut I thought he would be the least favorite of vg.

>>51116718
Wait they are? I thought they were spanish

Every time I think Flay's not Canadian he instantly says something that makes me think he's Canadian again

>>51116701
She’s my favorite non-holo chuuba, she’s great

>>51116734
wtf are these numbers even supposed to mean

isnt she the puzzle diddler? she "plays" "puzzles" on "his friend's" """""phone""""" at home

>>51116734
kys

>>51116734
Sure thing, Bettelhead

>>51116734
go back

>>51116734
Go back to twitter with your charts, bro

Numberfags hate

>>51116832
what does that even mean?

The autists are communicating

i hate that VG attracted actual honest to god numberfags.

Bettelion worse than Vesties, never thought I'd see the day

Sasuga, gaslighting guild

I forgot he used cosmetic glasses

theyre cute

>>51117017
He what

>>51116910
That thread is a cancer but at least they segregated themselves so it's easier to ignore them.

>>51116943
if theres one thing, i never saw vesties numberfagging that hard itt (dont bring up twitter because i dont use that shithole)

>>51117043
They did before VG and they sometimes still do. It was never this bad though

>>51117017
Wait, he wears glasses without having sight issues?

>>51115828
They are trying to one-up the jew's chat but comes out as cringe seething.
Even the chatters are jobbers...

>>51117113
I was just joking bro

What is Flayon saying

>>51117156
NRELWUEARNREGL squid languague

is that kayfabe or is she rich or is she talking about ubereats

>>51117156
Stream of consciousness Jooubachi mention

>>51117030
>>51117099
He just explained he used to wear them to look smarter but now wears them sometimes to look for objects that are far away

>>51117099
I do this sometimes because I look good in them. It’s more common than a lot of people think

>>51117202
Oh sorry, they've been talking none stop I zone out every now and then

>>51117156
Bees would be cute men, wasps would be ikemen. Simple

>>51116345
People like you make #MKUltra trend.
Embarrassing.

>>51117189
she has two kitchens and I'm not sure if having a stable was a joke or not

Hello /MANS/, hope you are enjoying your weekend!

>>51115646
Green is the menhera/dramafag color so Vesper and Magni

He isn't good at mario kart

>>51117241
I love ADHD

>>51117312
>Green is the menhera/dramafag color
Oga?!

>>51115646
Vespers fave color is green if that helps

My ears

>>51117189
her mom wants to buy a horse and they have multiple cars.
her family is probably pretty rich.

He just jumped into the water...

Flay doesn't have life insurance....

>>51117385
Oh, so she is literally a prince?!

>>51117285
I'm not.

KEK Flayon

>>51116943
>Literally the faggots that started the collab seething train
Ogey

Damn, the shade

Are they flirting?

>>51117444
It's okay, I'll marry him get life insurance for myself then get into an "accident" and he'll get all the funds so he can live a happy life

>>51117285
I am, hope you are too

Flay doesn't like barbies...

This is years better than the collab with Merry, I gotta say

>You're canonically bred
WDHMBT

Oh Flay, the phrasing...

>>51117448
Nah that's kayfabe, but her family is pretty well off, some think she's at least upper middle class

>>51117354
The one exception to the rule

>>51117523
yeah everytime they refer to eggs they're actually talking about rin's young eggs about to be fertilized by me

>>51117534
Least dedicated machiroon

>>51117581
royalty is literally breeding

Flay's jokes feel more weird around women

>Vesper says reaper twice
>no "Calli?" spam
its gonna be night and day when he goes back to his SC reading zatsus again after this WoW arc..

>>51117471
Hope life treats you better soon anon!

nah it must be kayfabe

>>51117385
>>51117608
She's upperclass as fuck, has a pool, 2 kitchens, stables, their own orchard, her mum owns a horse and wants to get more, rolls-royces, the lot. Her house is full of antique furniture, her desk probably costs £2000+ alone

Huh?

God I fucking hate this "don't worry about it" line

Why was she eating that

>>51117726
I'm used to it because altare says it all the time

>>51117726
She picked that up from Altare

>>51117775
>>51117780
naruhodo...

Ey mon, I know you can't believe
Elysium
We have a bobsled team

>>51117780
and he picked it up from Ina, so whats your point?

>>51117285
Going great, thanks Nazrinanon!

>>51117811
The cool runnings watchalong VOD…lost media…

>>51117675
Thanks anon. Have a nice day.

we will never see a vesmachi saya no uta stream, why live https://files.catbox.moe/qtlj21.png

My brain hurts listening to this but I'm scared of what the silence will feel like if I close the stream

I've been fed up with the "HE HATES US" meme for months when will these bitches stop

>>51117726
>>51117775
>>51117780
Ur welcome

>>51117925
I blame Vesties for bringing that shit into Tempus

He's being flirty

>>51117925
didn't that shit start here??

Mr. Machina Mr. X Mr. Flayon

>>51117917
vesmachi schizo ily

Flay and Rin leg wrestling art doko?

>>51117994
It’s from Jerma’s chat

>>51117917
Vesmachi love!!Such a small and delicate fem flay is just what I expect his niece to look compared to Vesper ToT

They've talked about nothing this whole stream

>>51117925

>>51118024
ooooh right right

>>51117775
It's cute when he does it

>>51117925
>>51117966
Yes, they started in his comments.
I cringed so hard that time, make it stop!

>>51118052
It's great, isn’t it?

Back to Code Geass...

I regularly wonder about centaur anatomy

>>51118027
you actually need to kill yourself

Flayon youve got to stop spending youre money when youre so poor you dumb fuck

>>51118085
Magmites deserve it

>>51118027
holy fuck you actually need to off yourself already you fucking creep

>>51118027
Please stop thinking about Vesper's niece or I'm calling the FBI

>>51118027
i will not partake in your obvious humiliation fetish

Rin's massive snake...

>>51118054
Fuck, I wonder if this is why he likes it, I forgot about the “he hates it” part in Kaiji kek

>>51118052
They're allergic to silence

>>51117917
What is the story behind this one?

>>51118027
(You)

Flayon still has his alt

>>51118156
Yeah, stop buying food, you don't need that!

>>51118024
Everything I have ever learned about this man has been against my will I hadn't even heard the name until people brought them up unsolicited in old hlgg.

>>51118052
Ogey? they are playing a game after all and there have been quite the amount of bits.

>>51118156
he's a poorfag that likes to give money to his friends, he's just like me fr fr

>>51118027
please die

>>51118180
they heard Vespers niece was a preteen gamer girl and havent shut up since

>>51118241
he's extremely famous but somehow I never heard about him until Tempus

"Who would ride me better than you?"
Did I hear that right

>>51118286
Same.

>>51118241
He’s funny but his newer fans are cancer

>>51118205
to quote the based taste machina x flayon,
>play saya no uta
it's one of my favorite eroguro vns and i've been meaning to draw flay as saya because i really want that figure... schizo ves as fuminori is funny to me but i don't really think either of them fit the story. just funposting

Is it over

>new nsfw mechabird fic
>it's in spanish
fuck

Cute Flayon mispronouncing things wrong....

Please let it end.. this stream is exhausting

Hakka told me to tell you guys that he has impregnated me.

There's other things he's said wrong but I can't remember what

>>51117925
When they stop hating us and Tempus

>>51118390
They're cute but splatoon is frying my brain

>>51118389
pronouncing*

>>51118390
weak

Someone post the Altaria

>>51118390
skill issue

What just happened

>>51118443

Dragonite is mid

>>51118474
no someone delete the altaria

>>51118474
Beautiful

>>51118486
I really don't know why it's so popular, it's one of the ugliest pokemon

>>51118530
Gen 1 dragon basis

Rin is pretty cute

>>51118439
>>51118461
I am getting old, I can't keep up with those 2 crazy people play splatoon. I had my quota of entertainment tho

KEK

Flayon loves Rin....

Altare/Flayon pokemon collab onegai....

>Vesper is into nipplessness

lmfao

Fuck, Flayon is cute

>>51118027
I'm a shotacon and I want you to actually kill yourself

>>51118645
When the next pokemon game releases, i can see them doing a nuzlocke together

>>51118748
IDK, we are lacking a Nintendo Direct

>>51118748
there's scarlet and violet dlc coming later this year, they might get perms for that

>>51118825
I think I remember someone in Tempus saying they wouldn't be able to get perms for DLC

bruh flay got that w rizz

>>51118842
WHY DOES THE POKEMON COMPANY HATE US

>>51118748
We're getting a DLC later this year, but I think that doesn't resets the perms, I would bet they're releasing a new dungeon game early next year so we may be able to see Vesboner again

>>51116734
This feels faked to me, Hakka probably got more in April, May... I doubt

she's such a normie i want to correct her

He's going to end up spending all his money to get people to watch shit and play games

I'm happy flay can play woomy game with some else on stream he can fun with.
>>51118825
>later this year
RIP then, perms only come for new poke games and only last for that time window.

>>51118931
She isn't a normie she just spent all her points on jp music, nintendo, vtubers, and plushies

>>51118860
The cover perms people just suck since the other company has blanket perms and can play whenever

>>51118955
Seems like she has a few in linguistics as well

They're talking to each other but they're kind of just talking at each other too

>>51118933
experiences over things

>>51118955
>jp music, nintendo, vtubers, and plushies
She's just like me

>>51118982
All you have to do is sell your soul to zhangs.

Kim Possible had some very good "manga"

>Arrive me

>What like jackbox?
They kinda....

benis

MY SEISO EARS FLAYON

is vesper still streaming? vesties are quiet

>>51118955
>vtubers
mostly Holostars to be honest.

>>51118664
Is he a reptile furry or whatever kek

>>51119176
we're mainly talking in his chat. his back and forth is pretty good

Old man Rin...

Flayon...

>>51119176
It's solo WoW Classic leveling. The audience for that stream doesn't browse /MANS/.

Flay has been rising high on my list lately. I think he’s my second favorite tempus member now

he's getting rolled

Shameful display

He actually has no chance...

We need more gamers in Tempus....

https://files.catbox.moe/2xw8cf.mp3

did he do that on purpose, please tell me he did

KEK

HE KEEPS LOSING

KEK

>Vesper asks chat if they remember Jonny Quest
>zoomers ask if he means Johnny Test
Wooooooweee

>>51119373
Someone click and report, im not doing random links since that flayon tribute

Much dishoner to family name

Flay...

>>51119404
man has to be even more specific because I remember there was a reboot on toonami when I was a kid

Zero points...

>>51119382

>>51119410
it's dolphin porn

>>51119404
*whip crack*

>>51119410
It's Bettel singing, drives his yumes crazy

>>51119404
just accept that youre getting old anon

>>51119410
its bettel whispering in the last song of his karaoke. i dont even need to click to know because im the one who posted it originally the other day kek

>>51119590
kek i memorized the url to this and the altbettel soundclip

>>51118982
>They can play whenever
>Chink gacha spam
Less blatant _______ today

This girl is pretty sweaty at this game

Erosion is still possible with just water but it will simply take more time

ok i gave in and drew flayon and rin "wrangle" each other

>>51119176
You could larp as them...but you don't watch streams.

>>51119788
Don't bring a knife to a gun fight

>>51119454
Real Adventures was great
It got pretty fucked up at times

They're bullying the stream sniper :(

I remember reading that about the volcano too, that it's not in yellowstone anymore

>>51119788
Yes, fight to the death.

how tf can a volcano just move

I love this doggie

>>51119788
cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! kill

>>51119410
>being this scared of a .mp3 file

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDCtxsAJ_cM

if you reminded people you covered the song they would listen to it flayon...

I'm happy for Rin, she's a huge holostars nut

that was a good Vesper groan/growl..timestamped...

>>51116370
Too many movies

>>51120187
Wasn't she an auntie of all things?

>>51120263
>auntie
oh something's wrong with her

wait, i seen this pattern before:
>Collab together
>Antagonize each other
>simultaneously banter on each others jokes
Anons..... i'm starting to sense some Zetaxel vibes from this, idk how to feel about this considering this is Flayon we are talking about

>>51120302
Nah, kishimen are really weird but based. Just like Temma himself.

>>51120263
maybe at first but it's pretty clear now that her oshi is astel

>>51120335
no

>>51120335

sweaty vesper...

>>51120451
need to sniff his sweaty pits and inhale his pheromones...

>>51120451
It's been months and that old armpit art still lives on my head at all times

they used all their energy they're so chill now

>i-i wanna be able to..yknow?

So out of curiosity Rinfags, what's her longest stream time?

>>51120561
comfy vibes teaching flayon splatoon 3 mechanics

>>51120688
ask her corpo general

Rin please no anything but that

>>51120688
almost 7 hours playing Pokemon

They all miss him..
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1667635540009811969

>>51120688
Besides her donothon she streamed pokemon violet for 6 hours then almost 7 and it mostly consisted of her going after wild pokemon and going "scrimblee scrimblo hes such a little guy"

hearing Vespers AC going off in the background while he's just nerding out freely is making me parasocial

>>51120782
Don't wanna leave the thread
>>51120809
>>51120855
Fascinating, thanks for indulging my curiosity

my husband is retarded...

>>51120855
>scrimblee scrimblo hes such a little guy
Holy shit she's tumblr incarnate

>>51119032
That's my gif you are posting!

https://files.catbox.moe/5dxp65.jpg

>>51120922
THEIF

>>51120915
>In the babygirl thread

>>51120809
>>51120855
If they reach the 6 hour mark, I am going to claim this as the new Zetaxel

>spoilered catbox link
No thanks.

>>51120922
are you sure that's not gchan 2? you do have a twin after all

>>51120961

nikocado asshole dont click worst mistake of my life

>>51120951
I looked at this so you don't have to

>>51120970
>Zetaxel
Can you at least wait until the Rin Altare collab so the idolcorp general can reach maximum seething levels

>>51120836
Imagine having someone in the VC literally 24/7 and then he just isn't there one day

>>51120922
Shut the fuck up before I kiss you

>>51120987
What! Since when!?
why didn't he tell me about being my twin?

>>51120951
Thanks for the food!!!!!!!! ToT

>>51121037
What if he never existed in the first place? What if it was just a figment of our imagination?

>>51120951
based

Nowa acting like a little kid hearing one of his vesties studies sharks as a marine biologist and keeps prompting that vestie to answer

>>51121245
the only based vestie

>>51121245
Based. I would have tried to study to become one if it didn't mean that I would have to study aboard

Flay and Rin are giving me the LSE

this marine biologist topic is great because i can block everyone that brings up Gura making my chat experience less cancerous

>>51121320
London School of Economics...

>>51121031
>Average altventurer mindset
GRIM

>>51121359
Loli and shota accountants ToT
But I mean Little Sibling Experience

>>51121422
Oh... I thought you meant low self esteem

Imagine if Tempus was a management consulting firm

>>51121286
That’s my brother. He’s smiling bigger than I’ve seen him in years. That’s not his real name or anything, so he’s safe sharing that

>>51121320
>>51121359
London Stock Exchange

Wearing an unrelated cosplay to a movie is cringe bro

>>51121497
your brother is charlie? tell him i love him

>>51121320
It's cute, reminds me of what could've been of the kobo collab if the esl wasn't such a debuff

>>51121463
They will go bankrupt in less than a year

>>51121497
Your brother is pretty based ngl

>>51121525
>average Tempus fan

>>51121531
esl would have been fine, her shitty mic settings and screaming ruined it for me

>>51121525
im hoping they are teenagers. ive done cringe stuff like cosplaying in the mall with my friends in the 2000s.

>>51121567
You are way too generous. They will go bankrupt before even starting.

>>51121531
I know, they remind me of playing SF4 with my friend as a kid just talking about nothing and everything at the same time. I can't wait to see the cute fanart later on.

>>51121497
can i date your brother

she's more normie than Altare

>>51121608
That day was such an unfortunate series of events for Kobo, I hope she didn't feel bad Flay sounded concerned about her

>>51121531
that genuinely may have been one of the worst collabs i’ve ever seen

>>51121527
I will, he’s an oldfag that graduated from SA/4chan so he’ll probably laugh that I’m still
on here
>>51121571
he is very based

>whatever, we'll watch if together for all I care
Flayon is IN

they're going to fuck after the collab

>>51121682
depends. Are you a man above 30? He’s a gay vesoji kek

That was really embarrassing flay...JESAS.

>>51121721
why he's so obsessed with Code Geass?

Stop being weird, they clearly are already friends like Doppio
Remember how Flay acts around people he actually doesn't really know?

>>51121785
He likes big mechs, simple as.

>>51121525
>He didn't cosplay homestuck characters while going to the movie theater with friends

>>51121769
not quite old enough, he is cute though! i like his marine autism

>>51121842
Trying to force them into being the next zetaxel sounds like catalog shit tbdesu

BOAR ASS

vesper is a caribbean

>>51121952
true

>>51121952
i just noticed there's a bait thread in the catalog, why are they so predictable

>>51121948
he’s a good guy. He dresses like a biker irl so it’s kind of funny to see him make baby voices at sharks or whatever KEK

>put a little bit of hot sauce into your bisquits and gravy
maybe Nowa is black

Zetaxel wish they had this much chemistry, it has always been very awkward wherea this feels natural banter

>>51121842
>>51121952
>literally one ignored post
>starts samefagging
>shills his catalog shit
altare is streaming later today sister, dilate in the meantime

>>51122059
It's especially embarrassing considering she shut down GFE shit day 1

>>51122137
Why are you so obsessed about something not mentioned at all

>>51122143
Huh? Imagine watching altare

vesper makes chili sound so good wish i was into it

>I do like Ricin

>>51122166
After this collab I understand now why she isn't for sex.. she's so cute though I want to pat her head

>>51122143
There was three posts above me being weird

>>51122284
she's my wife

>switch
kinda gay Nowa

kek

>>51122284
Nah she's still for sex