/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Ame chattin': https://youtu.be/8RkTvN0RGsY
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On July 2nd, Ame will be part of Holo EN Connect, a Holo EN concert with Myth and CouncilRyS!
Play Chiku Taku: https://watsonamelia.itch.io/chikutaku
Stream Chiku Taku: https://youtu.be/fYVweqOW31w
Ame links and info: https://rentry.org/Ameliur

ILOVE AME

ILOVE AME

Ame was forced to scavenge through literal garbage for school supplies as a child? Is this normal?

if you dont reply to this message your mother will become WIDE in her sleep tonight

ILOVE AME

Ame was stalking ME

Ame...

>>51066830
No…

early ame

Who should Ame invite to the next Worms tournament?

ILOVE AME

>>51066830
Depends on how poor you are, I took trash electronics and shit

>>51066837
She's already wide

>>51066878
Not many will go along with a male collab.
So basically the same people again.

>>51066878
Me. I would fucking stomp all of them in Worms with no remorse and it'd be funny.

I'm sure nobody here is weird enough to look into other people's houses, right?

You know i did always kinda want to enter peoples garages late at night, wouldn’t do anything but it would just be interesting is all.

Those are some interesting games you have there in your Steam library anon

Ame is Finnished again

>>51066981
That's called breaking and entering anon, dont do that.

I do beg your pardon but we are in your garden

>>51066971
Ok worms pro, can you beat Ame and Axel's helicopter suicide strat?

>>51067062
Nobody can beat AmeAxel, they share a brain cell.

>>51067062
I would target Axel first in the match so that way shitposters don't get fuel for their shitty unicorn/yurifag meltdown inducing bait ships.
I would then target Ame second so she doesn't inspire the enemies to try any out of the box strategies, and so she can go play Stardew Valley.

Were you smart in school, anon?

>>51067135
But not the same game skill, Axel had no idea what he was doing.

>>51067195
Yeah, but I also went full delinquent in my last year

>>51067195
Yeah, I didn’t even have to take finals in my last year because I got a certain score in my sat

AMEEEEEEE ILOVE AMEEEEEEE
https://rentry.org/AMECUTE

>>51067163
If you take them out together they'll just go and flirt with each other anon... you have to take out Axel first and distract Ame for the whole match.

>>51067195
Yes but I was so apathetic and depressed that I still only got average grades at best

>>51067195
No, i've always been painfully average

>>51067195
being smart can be interperted in very different ways but I did go to school olympiads a lot

>>51067163
What the fuck are you talking about anon?

My school had a really popular english teacher and in my last year it turns out she had been sleeping with students basically the entire time I was there. In hindsight I'm pretty sure I walked in on them making out once.

>>51067324
Why is it always the english teachers, here as well

>>51067195
Mostly only in math. My math teacher begged me to stop skipping so much and being delinquent so I could bring the class average back up.

>>51067324
Was she hot?

Every math teacher is either bald or alcoholic

>>51067356
it was the art/art history teacher at our school

>Ame likes arguing
Makes sense

>>51066960
The vesper/magni and ame/mori were the best parts of that whole thing.
In my glorious opinion.

>>51067441
back to you watson

>>51067356
Music teacher in mine, but she didn't only a few times.

>>51067396
Not in the classically young sort of way, but she was an attractive older woman. It's been so long, I think she was in her late 30s/early 40s?

>>51067441
That too, Ame is not a good shoutcaster though. Mori had to save that stream.

ame likes to do a little trolling

>>51067416
I had a math teacher that looked like a near perfect match to Benjamin Franklin. I felt bad for her sometimes

>am I schizo? ...no
that's a soundpost

>>51067549
>a little

ame is not schizo (talking to birds is totally normal)

thats a soundpost

>>51067522
Hey, Ame is a good shoutcaster in FPS games! And by good I mean she says surface level things like "There's 3 minutes left on the clooockuh~"

This stream is fucking gold. I'm cracking up

Ame is schizo...

>>51067486
Hopefully Mori says that again

Oh look at that, the Ame schizo arc has arrived

ame is being gangstalked by birds

Hello guys, real teamate here, please do not hurt the birds for no apparent reason.

DOG

Both 100%

More of a cat person, but I love both

>>51067854
same

You cannot trust in cat people. Every single one of them ends up being deceitful

I'm actually glad that it's equal basically

>>51067854
this but dog person

>>51067898
t. dog fucker

Ame fucking hates birds

Why does California have so many skinwalkers?

>>51067945
Yes, this one

>>51067691
>Kiara likes Ame
>Mumei likes Ame
>Reine likes Ame
>Subaru like Ame

I think they're a security detail.

>>51068102
Ame is Hakka's oshi too

>>51068189
For real? Based

How many languages do you guys know?
For me is English, Spanish and Italian, some French too, but barely...

>>51068189
who?

I've always found people that were able to learn a language, and specifically English, through media super interesting. Like that's really, really cool to me, and it seems so common too

>>51068376
Nice try glowie

>>51068376
I had to take French in school due to being a leaf but retain none of it.

>>51068409
Tempus 2 dude.

>>51068408
It's easier to learn when you're motivated, so media is common in that regard.

>>51068472
who?

>>51068519
Hang on

Ame being pretty relatable today

>>51068519
Read nigga read

>>51068408
English is so ubiquitous in media that it's just natural. Music alone is overwhelmingly in the English language, even some foreign bands end up releasing music in English, the reverse is rarely the truth lol.

ame suffered so much...

>>51067575
Kek

>>51068519
This guy. The spanish dude.
Hopefully he gets to collab with Ame

>>51068718
I doubt it since Ame has completely ignored Tempus 2 for some reason.

>>51068718
never heard of him

>>51068771
You can't make Ame ignore Tempus

Reminder another timeline Ame didn't apply for Hololive and became an EMT with depression

This minecraft update sucks ass btw.

>>51068718
never seen this creep before, are you sure this is holostars?

>>51068918
So the better timeline? She would probably try some onlyfans stuff

>>51068918
Or follows the pet-lady ark and becomes a vet tech who steals the animal tranquilisers for personal use.

>>51068927
I mean it’s modern mojang, off course it does. Those guys have become so lazy over the years, like every update is just new tree color, more random blocks for decoration in the games already over saturated block palette and 1 new mob when they could probably add like multiple

That's such an eyesore...

>>51069028
only if she was very very desperate, i think she has enough self worth to not do that otherwise

>>51068408
it feels like many people saying they learned english from video games/media did actually learn it at school to but they just say that the think the lessons were pointless when in reality the systematic learning probably did most of the teaching at least at the start
not saying that being exposed to this much english media doesn't help a lot with learning but learning the language from start just by exposure is really hard

this looks suprisingly decent...are we sure ame made this?

>>51069132
There was the patreon lewd vtuber model pics. She just needed more of a push.

>>51068771
What if the spelling bee is mixed? I'm assuming it is just in case

>>51069158
I didn't have any English classes. I 100% learned it because of Lets Plays, music and anime (English subs were the only available option most of the time, which helped with my reading comprehension).

>>51069268
pictures of a model are not the same as your own body though
honestly kind of depressing to think about so i'll stop

http://hololyzer.net/youtube/archive/superchat/vA-PPyIfgd4.html

>>51069057
Yeah, speaking of which the sniffer is so terrible I'm actually mad at seeing it. Almost no plants, the only two new ones are so fucking shit they're not even useful for decoration and the one named "torch" doesn't give off light.
The Sakura Tree biome is so bland it just makes me mad, you only need a sapling and there's nothing else there. The pots are... alright, I like how many variations there are and I'm grateful for the pigling head, but holy shit everything else is so shit. The raft sucks ass, is just a boat but worse.
Holy shit please I beg you make a better update I'm so pissed off, I want a monkey at least so Ame streams minecart to hunt the creature like she did with parrots before.

>she won't even mention who the collab is with
lmao Ame

>>51069426
I know, but it's an step closer to it.

>>51069580
I couldn't decide where to cut this one so have both

Stopped watching after her hissy fit towards us because we didn't want to watch the homos
What have been some good streams since then that are worth catching up on

>>51069057
yea back when I regularly played minecraft the main thing I liked about it was the simplicity, the fact that you had a pretty small amount of blocks and mobs and you could make amazing things out of those simple objects, now you have like 4 alternatives of blocks that exists in all colors, a bunch of random animals that don't really have any reason to exist in the game, there are like 10 different colors of wooden items, everything just feels so bloated

>>51069778
Hey there totally new anon that arrived at the same time as homobeggar.
You can try the x on the upper corner.

>>51069778
https://www.youtube.com/live/x5UqA2PBflg?feature=share

They must had so much fun when even Kiara lost track of time.

AME NEWS
KIARA IS TIGHT

I love Ame

>>51070007
I wanna try the hypnotic power of the watcock too...

ROBOT HATE

So that's why she stopped talking to RBC...

>>51069894
Okay now answer the question
>>51069914
Kek

>>51070156
>>51070167
How can anyone hate THIS

>>51067619

Now that is some attention to detail in the picture.

Starting out a Saturday with cute Ame chatting. Doesn't get better than this, my gators

>>51070208
Idk Elden ring, yoshis island, the gun range streams, totk.

>>51070293

>squidward making hundreds of pinoy turn schizo
kino

vocaloid did it first

Did you guys see that video of the shark eating alive a guy in Egypt this week? That was fucked

Ame's octopussy...........

little caactosus-uh~

http://hololyzer.net/youtube/archive/superchat/Q-nSq1Fhcm8.html

She's so fucking strange I love her

What is she talking about? I got distracted and I'm so lost now.

>>51071508
She used to collect rocks and sticks and antennas?

>>51071508
ame version of this https://youtu.be/33o32C0ogVM

cute hic

btw I missed the beginning of the stream, are cat ears allowed again?
and does this mean wanson is still on the table?

>>51071798
No these are just the usually 3D attachments that everyone has access to.

>>51071798
They were always allowed if they are accessories and not actual ears.

>footfags are unclean
Based Ame thank you.

>No toe tracking
It's over

>Ame hates
>footfags
>shipfags
>parasocials
>idolfags
>architects
>asmrfags
>lolicons
>transphobes
BASED

>>51072138
>Transphobes
Nani?

>>51072138
go back

http://hololyzer.net/youtube/realtime/superchat/8RkTvN0RGsY.html

Yay King 1 Million

Is 2tb a lot?

B)

>>51072228
>Transphobes?
Ame is a proud supporter of trans rights.
The rest is all true.

Smol Ame is a fucking FURRY

>>51072604
Download Diablo 4 like 20 times

>>51072672
And when did she say this, shitpostchama?

>>51072604
That's sounds like a lot, I checked and mine's like this +45GB on my phone

>>51072945
kek

Based Creationist Catholic Ame

Dinosaur fossils did just pop up one day after a rich guy supposedly found one and then another rich guy found one and they had this huge battle over who could find the most

>>51073035
nah nigga that's just called a game update

>>51073035
>>>/pol/

Smol Ame is a giantess!?!?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Permutation_City

>>51072858
Just gotta know when to delete the stuff you download

Ame DEMANDS romance and RABU RABU

Not enough screwdrivers

>>51073292
She desperately needs a new bf

>>51073393
yeah me

>>51073393
Yeah me

>>51073393
yeah me

Ame is a monsterfucker

>>51073393
I'll volunteer.

Is he gone forever?

>>51073509
Yeah me

>>51073509
Yeah me

>>51073436
>>51073442
>>51073477
>>51073515
>>51073534
Not you guys

>>51073598
yeah, me

>>51073598
Thanks for clarifying, I hadn't responded yet. It's me

>>51073598
Yeah me actually.

>>51073598
i made this post

Im super late, was surprised she was still streaming but man am I glad. I'll rewatch what I missed later probably, but can a kind Anon give me a summary of what she talked about so far? Any announcements?

>>51073826
She’s pregnant with me.

>>51073846
Stop hogging her Internet data

>>51073826
Upcoming collab, she won't say who's involved
(Homos)

>>51073846
Are you also the father?

>>51073826
Off the top of my head, Food stuff, gifts from Kiara, birds talking to her, rocks and sticks collection, Minecraft roof.

Ame is talking about the missing kids case with the kid that had some weird conspiracy around it

>>51074004
I think she’s taking about missing 411 cases

>>51073826
Worms Tournament confirmed

>>51073826
talked a lot about her school, how she skipped to read books in the bathroom, got a bit angry watching everyone throw away their perfectly good supplies at the end of the year, some teachers who were bullied

>>51074056
Yeah that's the one

>>51073826
-Some extra details about the Ametori weekend
-Food talk, would you rather have a maid or a cook?
-Cat vs Dogs, Henry is evil and got fatter again
-Teen Ame stories from school
-Ame likes looking into people's houses, it's not creepy at all.
I don't feel like writing anymore.

>AR pocket ame like gatebox
oh man imagine

>>51073826
Ame is bald

>>51073921
Is this more Worms or is it something else coming soon? I've been bouncing around the house myself, if you mean Worms that's probably not until September or so.

The culling is coming

>>51074182
It's the Spelling Bee with Myth and Council, which she announced a couple months ago, but was derailed with Kiara arriving

>>51074209
For you! Heeheeheehawhawhaw

>Ame is a misanthrope on top of being antinatlist
What the actual fuck, why is she like this.

Ame wants TND

HOLOSTARS MENTION

>>51074315
I completely missed the part about babies

>>51074315
she was joking about both of those anon

>>51074412
She wants to genocide China & India for real.

>>51074454
based

Of course it was Shien lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qARyfkbBI64
She's down bad

>>51073436
>>51073442
>>51073477
>>51073515
>>51073622
>>51073647
>>51073690
>>51073691
Even as jokes you know this sort of thing makes Ame uncomfortable
Go gosling for someone who's okay with it

>>51074490
yeah me

>>51074490

>>51074490

>>51074412
I'm just tired of seeing that kind of shit everywhere, it's horrible. Apologies for being oversensitive.

>>51074490
Can you post your hands?

>>51074490
ogey retard

>>51074543
Sex

>>51074490
Yeah, Ame

>aquarium talk
Ok now this is a top tier zatsu

I know what else grows...

>>51074560
why do you always ask them this?

>>51074800
All they have to do is post their hands, it’s really not that hard.

Why did youtube have to make itself gayer? Is it for fag month?

>>51074918
>light mode
gross

>>51074918
What the fuck are you on about

>>51074918
what am I looking at? Gayest thing is you using light theme.

>>51074918
Don't know what you are trying to show Juan

>>51074918
What? What are you talking about? Huh?

>>51074946
>>51074953
>>51074995
>>51075028
>>51075031
Fools...

>decided not to
hhhhhfaeidsukjvdgzvbasedjbghawiuj ame please

>>51074560

>>51075224
next week frfr

>>51075275
Cut your nails.

>>51075275
london?

>>51075327
no

>>51075275
C-Can we hold hands? You look soft...

>>51075275
Can you take another picture but of that figurine thing siting on your bookshelf? It looks really cute.

Ame is going to starve to death if she keeps going on tangents, I must make her some food

Ame baby.

7/2 hours of zatsu. Nice

>>51075452
Top right: the bullied Ame
Left: the Ame who stands up for the bullied Ame
Bottom right: the Ame bully

>>51075530
Is this supposed to be like a improper fraction?

>>51075623
3½ hours

>>51075699
Why the hell did you format it like that??

I'M SO HUNGRY I COULD EAT AN OCTOROK

>>51075789
What are your issues?

>>51075841
I’m not in math class!

>Ame hasn't ate yet
>I haven't ate yet
WE ARE WE ARE WE ARE

>>51075571
I would rape all of them

The sex with Kiara must've been that good with how much she tangents between Supas

>>51075985
Why would you do that? lil ame deserves a happy life!

>>51076031
She's literally asking for it

>>51075881
imagine that two is eating seven's ass. He can't eat more than he can, so he can eat two at a time. How many times that two will eat seven's asshole?

My school had bathroom fight clubs. I was too pussy to participate.

>Ame will never launch spitballs at the back of your skull

THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME

>spider study
this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc

God I want to talk to Ame about the CIA so bad.

9/11
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCUwSk_sCa8

She’s so autistic…

cute ame noises

>>51076770
GENDER
E
N
D
E
R

>collab begging sc

>>51077543
Wtf why is she showing the goods to those Takos and not us?!

>>51077605
She's showing me her boobs

Easy solution, just don't wear pants

>aliens are a distraction
ame is redpilled on operation blue beam

The previous open VC made me remember the pool party with Mori, that was kinda cute.
Also I spaced out, why are we talking about aliens now?

>>51077752
Supa brought it up

>>51077711
Ame should play voices of the void.

Ame is always super genki after off collabs and it wears off over the following weeks.

>>51077922
Ame has been genki the last 2 months

Just had implied sex offscreen with Amelia

>>51077948
I've been offcollabing with her the last two months

>>51077948
That's when I met my fuckbuddy that sounds like Ame. Weird.

>>51078001
>>51078023
You are not me tho

>>51077605
Takos have tentacles that can reach her g spot. You gators just can't compete with us.

Do you think Ame has ever been gassy and the thought crossed her mind to rip a fart into the mic for the secret ending?

o7

The thumbnail wasn't a funny edit. It was Alien Ame all along

>>51078115
Girls don't think that way Anon.

>>51078115
There's an indie that redebuted recently who is infamous for doing that on stream all the time

Today was a good day, gators.

>>51078115
She's always gassy, horribly so, but it embarrasses her so she's not once considered it (though she did fake one for the Smol Ame stream last year)
source: just trust me I know these things

>>51078161
Didn’t >we have a conversation about this?

Almost 13/3 hours of zatsudan. nice

Now that was a 10/10 zatsu

>>51078221
I like to think of this as a chat log where Kiara keeps sending random messages to Ame and she responds with just the one "o7"

Did she say when is the tempus collab happening?

i cant stop giving her money bros. im broke as fuck too. oh well.

>>51079730
Use your money to buy more money. It's simple

ILOVE AME

Bowlson

>>51081969
Based

>>51081969
based

>>51081969
Based

>>51081969
Based

Full myth collab this month according to Mori.

>>51083216
Ah, so that's what the collab Ame mentioned.

>>51083216
Nice, is it a game collab or...?

>>51083930
I dunno, it’s just a myth collab apparently

New thread:
>>51086176
Good night lads, more Ame tomorrow/later.