/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love Ina!

>>5104525
why Ina why no boobas

Hoshimachi Suisei is one of the sexiest vtubers to ever grace this planet. She has a heavenly, unmatchable level of sex appeal, that few can imagine of ever even getting close to. Everything about her, from her demeanor to her outfit to her personality, can make any man lust for her as much as the longtime members do. I think it’s amazing no one has doxed or raped her at this point because she just has that much allure to her. God, I love Hoshimachi Suisei. Everything about her is just so perfect it hurts that she’s not by my side. I want her to sensually take her gloves off before she plays with my dick and balls and shoves her gentle fingers down my uterus to massacre my cock. I want her to ride me until I cream her sweet pussy, and then get brutally murdered because I wasn’t supposed to cum inside. God, I love Hoshimachi Suisei’s outfit. Her gloves are the peak of human manufacturing. If you for some reason don’t pay attention to every little detail about her, the gloves on her default outfit cover every finger but her pointer and pinky. The fact that her ring finger is covered lends credence to the idea that she has no ring there, and belongs to no man, and that makes me want to breed her even more. Her skirt is the epitome of perfection, and displays both her basic clothing design with her astrological origins, and as per usual, I want to rip it off of her as I force her into my bed. God, I love Hoshimachi Suisei’s body. I want to mating press her and get her pregnant and force her to be my slave and have dozens of my children. I want to kiss and worship her right thigh, licking and caressing it like a gift from God himself, then tear the leggings off her left leg and do the exact same. Then, when she eventually escapes, she can torture me and tear my nails off one by one. She can force me to feel the same pain she did, and I would enjoy every moment of it. I would savor every second, for each second that Hoshimachi Suisei looks at me is a second in heaven. God, I love Hoshimachi Suisei’s voice. I want to hear her cries of agony as I force my cock into her, then her cries of affection when she can’t resist her primal urges anymore. Given how perfect her singing voice is, I wouldn’t be surprised if her moans alone could make a grown man cum. The sounds of her getting fucked alone would be enough to drain an incredibly stereotypical hentai protagonist of all his cum for weeks. He would let out enough semen to plaster the walls in his semen, and let his room reek of it for weeks. That’s just how powerful Hoshimachi Suisei is. God, I love Hoshimachi Suisei’s microphone. I hope that when she escapes my overly possessive clutches, she regularly stuffs my mouth full of her microphone.. I want to stuff my nose full of tissues, then force me to breathe in mustard gas through my mouth while choking on her mic. And I would cherish that moment, for Suisei has touched that microphone. If Suisei has touched an object, it is a holy object of worship. If Suisei has worn it, it belongs in my sniffing cabinet. If it is one of Suisei’s cherished objects, it belongs in a museum, for no one should be allowed to touch it, but rather look on from afar and gaze at its superior glory. God, I love Hoshimachi Suisei. Please let me be with her, whatever superhuman deity is up there. I promise I’ll give my life to her in worship, I just want her to touch me. I would swim in a sea of burning glass just to smell her breath. I would jump into a pool of sharks with 50 open cuts just to be acknowledged on her stream. I would give my parent’s life savings and all my money saved up for college, just to get a glimpse of her as I walk past her fragrant body on the street. I would go homeless and give everything I’ve ever owned to her, to be able to drink her spit. I love you so much, Hoshimachi Suisei. I want to be with you so badly. I’ve never loved someone more than I love you. I want you to be all mine, and I will be all yours. Just say the word and I’ll give it all up to be with you.

I really want to fuck Kiara, Ina and Mori.

>>5104710
Every time this is asked I'm reminded of Ina proclaiming flat is justice on stream

>>5104752
>Kiara
Ew why

>>5104752
I really want to fuck KIara,Ame,and Mori.

>>5104765
Simple, I am not gay.

>>5104752
I really want to fuck Ina, Nino, and Yuul

>>5104525
God, I want to breed Yuul...

>>5104765
She is hot af

>>5104749

AME SEX

>>5104566
I'm EOP, and I'm legit having trouble figuring it out. The infinitive is dropped because home is definite, right? But while house is indefinite, Aran's house should be definite

The only reason someone would hate horny posting is if they're not horny themselves. Also a reminder that most horny posting is done by women.

>Hololive
>Nobody is live

I gotta do my archive reps but give me your impressions of the takomori collab onegai

>>5104672
I love Ina's abused asshole!

https://jigex.com/RfHa

https://youtu.be/85YiSuA5B0s
https://youtu.be/85YiSuA5B0s
https://youtu.be/85YiSuA5B0s
https://youtu.be/85YiSuA5B0s
https://youtu.be/85YiSuA5B0s
https://youtu.be/85YiSuA5B0s
https://youtu.be/85YiSuA5B0s

>>5104752
I really want to fuck Gura, Ina, Ame, and Kiara, and hang out platonically with Mori.

dog

>>5104765
Ew why

>Coco graduating
>she still never learned how to dance

Some dreams are always left unfilled....

Watching the great knight Temma describe what he did the day during the day he went to Aruran's house for a Takoyaki party with Miyabi and Shien. It's all apart of his eigo learning as his overseas fans try to explain the usage of the word to and many other words. This is his 40th Day of eigo learning and it's still such a sight to behold how he constantly grows and learns just through communicating with everyone and taking down extensive notes.
While in a couple of minutes, we've got a random Polka sightning on the horizon as the cure for /hlgg/'s incredibly rampant horny posting comes in the form of a bouncy fennec singing her heart out.
So friends, where we at?

>>5104507
https://files.catbox.moe/otflkf.png
https://files.catbox.moe/p9th62.webm

https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1404592157327978501
Polpolpol

I really want to fuck a takohole

I FUCKING LOOOOVE KANATA

>>5104749
Based

Inside the mind of a genius are the gears of sociopathy

Would you?
https://twitter.com/gura/status/1404585638511341571

Should I order biryani or tikka masala for these dead hours?

>>5104841
[Good news] Ayamefriend is a virgin
[Bad news] Ayamefriend is probably male (29%)
>>5104458

https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1404592157327978501?s=19

POLKA GUERILLA IN 18 MINUTES

>>5104758
This. Ina embraced flatness. Why can't you?

First time watching one of Temma's english learning streams. Man, this is pretty much how you learn a language, The difference between this one and the hololive ones are night and day. Why are males like this?

How likely is that Goomba crashes into Kiar Nintendo Direct wawtchalong?

>>5104824
Timetravelerchama...

Gura is ____

>>5104749
You couldn't possible expect me to read all of that.

>>5104819
I honestly couldn't tell you why, I'm a native speaker and one way just sounds right while the other doesn't

>>5104841
Right here Ayamefriend!

>>5104841
Right Here Ayamefriend!

reminder that this actually fucking happened
https://files.catbox.moe/ntvam8.mp4

>>5104881
CUTE!

>>5104752
>Ina sitting on your face smothering you with her thick pubes
>Kiara riding your dick
>Mori sucking your balls
>making out with Kiara
>fucking Mori doggystyle
>while Mori is eating out Ina
So many great possibilities

>>5104841
Ayamefriend, let's hornypost together.

It is within their rights to have sex

OKAY IF YOU'RE GONNA BE HORNY AT LEAST BE HORNY FOR HOLOS JESUS CHRIST STOP TALKING ABOUT FUCKING OTHER ANONS

>>5104863
Tikka

>>5104525
>braid didn't win

You takos got some shit taste

>>5104873
Maybe her chat should force her to try and collab together.

>>5104842
Based as fuck

>>5104891
yab

>>5104847

>>5104841
Right here ayamefriend!

>>5104824
It was terrible, Mori just roped Ina into what boiled down to an ERP session.

>>5104871
Because men have to actually try

What the fuck was Kiara holding in her last Yakuza stream? Some kind of egg?

>>5104865
>[Bad news] Ayamefriend is probably male
I don't see why this would be bad

>>5104749
Based

>>5104841
Ayamefriend it isn't safe for you here

>>5104847
Man I really enjoyed the E3 watchalong

>>5104863
Tikka masala

Anusmae Ina'nus

>>5104863
Order a burger, you faggot.

>>5104873
0% because Kiara didn’t respond to her love on Twitter

I hope gura and ame post their new schedules soon

>>5104908
>implying ayamefriend isn't EN gen 2

>>5104841
>as the cure for /hlgg/'s [...] horny posting

>>5104841
You just had to answer if your sweat is soda flavored friend that's all we needed friend!
>>5104916
>We have two different stories of boning Ayamefriend going on
This is what /hlgg/ is about, OC.

>>5104930
Usamae Pe'nis

>>5104865
>bad news
There is no greater expression of masculinity than putting another male under your sexual mercy.

Nino Mayonaise.

>>5104831

>>5104923
Because I prefer women and pussies, not femboys and bussies. I'd still fuck Ayamefriend though. And I'd marry him. And love him.

>>5104909
>>5104928
Aight
>>5104931
I made burgers last night fatty

Just **** **
How was Ina's drawing stream?

>>5104672
I love ina too!

TENSHI EATING A CORNDOG

>>5104871
Because the nature of m*les is to tryhard everything.
Holos do something for fun? Homos come to flex for no other reason, no one was serious about learning English, it was a joke yet you have Tenma actually doing it.

>>5104904
On stream!!

>>5104910
I voted braid.

>>5104865
Why on earth would anyone want to fuck someone that isn't their oshi

Sex WAH'ing

>>5104910
>someone who can barely even get up in the morning after 2 hours of sleep giving enough of a shit to maintain long hair, let alone a fucking leg length braid
This isn't even a 'muh realism long hair in the lab' thing, her having long hair would be straight up out of character which is far more important. And 2 looks better regardless.

>>5104908
No anon, we need to cause a fallout similar to the one that closed down /r9k/ for a while.
Where's orcschizo so there can be a group session?

>>5104525
>Animu hair with le qwirky random color streak
gee haven't ever seen this before.

>>5104865
I really don't know why people assumed Ayamefriend was female, they didn't say anything to suggest that they were.

>>5104865
>bad news
That just means the drawanon and Koikatsu anon will make trap Ayamefriend porn now

>>5104958
Great, I want to eat Suisei's pussy now

>>5104922
no one of her shoes

Gura will never get better rigging, and that's a good thing.

>>5104972
Because Ayamefriend is cute.

>>5104865
That doesn't sound like a male made that post though.

>>5104962
Great. She was very talkative and took a lot of feedback from chat to design Yuul.

>>5104945
>Usamae Penis

Will the Morina TTRPG session be more or less rapey than the Takamori one?

Predict the tags for Ina's session:
>Dom
>Tired
>Rapeplay
>Raceplay
>Pegging
>Self Harm

https://twitter.com/nakiriayame/status/1404593141240401922?s=19
What did she mean by this?

DEAD HOURS SUCK
>your oshi
>Who do you play in guilty gear strive

>>5104972
>Wanting to fuck your oshi
Why?

>>5104752

>>5104865
So Ayamefriend is a gay dude?
Kinda based

>>5104981
Probably damascus depicting ayamefriend as female in one of his fucked up artworks.

>>5104916
Man, what the fuck.

>>5104865
This post is getting too many (You)s and it isn't even Ayamefriend who made it.

>>5104749
Not reading that, but I agree.

>>5104922
a Spanish mother's most fearsome weapon

>>5105001
I believe it'll be a relatively tame session with Ina following all the prompts and safety reaching the bar at a much quicker pace.

>>5104981
>Pantyhose and shorts post

>>5104976
I agree with your points, but between the short hair options, 3 was better than 2, this is undeniable

>>5104980
Go back you boring son of a bitch

>>5104566
Wait until you learn about adjective order.

In English, adjectives are actually described in a specific order. This is generally never taught, but ends up becoming natural for native speakers, as the subconsciously arrange them when speaking and writing. Generally, we place the most important descriptors at the beginning, however when all adjectives are weighed equally, they do have a specific and grammatically correct order.

>opinion
>size
>physical quality
>shape
>age
>color
>origin
>material
>type
>purpose

ex. She was a beautiful, short, thin, young, blonde-haired, Scottish woman.

Try moving Scottish to the beginning of that chain of descriptors and you see that it sounds unnatural.

>>5104997
>other men

>>5105030
Will there be beans?

>>5104871
Because he's actually trying and has the motivation to learn.
Most of the other girls run out of steam after a stream or two or never intended to learn it in the first place.

>>5105011
I'm gonna bap your head if you post a survey post this early again.

>>5105003
Anal

>>5104842
Goddamn you fuckers are fast. Also based

>>5104841
Ayamefriend… I want to lick your pits

>>5104871
He's built different

>>5104994
I will forever kneel if Gura gets better rigging from the same person but also has a joke model where the rigging is purposely as awful and uncanny as possible

>>5105007
Ayamefriend's oshi is not helping the hornyposting.

Why did you all think this was Ayamefriend? Are you all THAT horny?
>>5104458

>Already Yuul porn in the hashtag
Goddammit

Onigiryaa, THIS is your oshi?

>>5104525
This is a man. The shading below his chin almost looks like stubble

Temma slept 23 hours on his off day.

>>5104967
Live off-collab sex!

>>5104981
>>3150564

>>5104922
La chancla

>>5105011
Mori
Badguy. I'm wondering if I could kick Mori's ass with only 20 hours into the game. Keep in mind this is my first Guilty Gear game
Mori can't even do RCs, doesn't she?

>>5105035
This one blew my mind when I first heard about it. Poor ESLs man.

>>5105007
the replys with mtl really doesnt help in my lowering of my horny levels thanks ayame....

>>5104927
Too bad they got in trouble for it.

>>5105035
I'm starting to realise how much of my English skills essentially boil down to "it feels right"

So how are Ame and Gura going to make their characters? Both of them can't draw for shit

Gura didn’t lose

>>5104972
What if Ayamefriend IS my oshi?

>>5105029
>sorround
Ayamefriend is kind of an ESL actually so I believe it.

>>5105056
based

>>5104923
>>5104952
>>5104972
>>5104981
>>5104983
>>5104997
That post says nothing. I'm 90% sure Ayamefriend is still a female.
>female fetishes
>female clothing
>female typing style
>likes cock
She's FEMALE SHE HAS TO BE

>>5105082
That's why America has so many god damn dialects.

ayame is the most popular hololive girl overall at least in facebook, nakirigumis have such big overlap with all other fanbases that it's crazy they're like a fucking cult. Their group is the second biggest fanbase group in Facebook only second to gura who worships ayame non stop. I wonder why there isn't much nakirigumis here in this thread when ayame is so popular outside of here, did people really believe the rrats that painted ayame in a bad image?

>>5105011
Ina
Faust

>>5104904
>>5104967
>>5105065
I thought Iname was up in flames after yesterday's Gurame collab, wtf?

at this point I hope ayamefriend gets banned or goes into hiding if only to stop all this off topic thread celeb bullshit.

>>5105098
Anon I'm sorry to say, but you're gay...

>>5105067
What if Ayamefriend is just a really feminine gay boy?

Since Coco is leaving who is going to be the defacto English Japanese link in hololive? Will Kiara take over that role if jpHolo needs it?

>>5105098
>other men
Yeah nothing.....

>>5105067
Almost 2 million posts in a month and a half.

>>5104847
Is this the song?
https://youtu.be/1cYQV62WhkM

>>5105113
I guess Ayame's stream schedule does give her 'fans' a lot of time to shitpost and circlejerk over social media instead of actually watching content.

>>5105003
[Ryona] [Femdom] [Snuff] [Drugs] [Irrumatio]

>>5105098
>Wouldn't fuck the shit out of Ayamefriend if he was a guy
Never breathe again.

>>5105124
>le tired shark

>>5105098
You know....
Ayamefriend doesn't Gosling over Ayame, and doesn't want to fuck her. Instead, Ayamefriend just wants to go shopping with Ayame and be friends with her.
I think I'm starting to believe.....

>>5105113
Go back to Facebook, flipnigger

>>5105124
It's only during US hours

>>5105007
>>5105052
I want to give Ayamefriend the best gift ever by having a threesome with her and Ayame!

>>5104972
Because I want to impregnate Ayamefriend.

>>5105126

>>5104962
ina caused a civil war in the thread

>>5105007
What a goddamn post for my oshi to make at this time, even though I know it's just an out of context joke.

https://jigex.com/VA7T
Nice job on last puzzle

>>5105057
Correct. I would let her rape me.

>>5105011
Mori
Leo, even though i'm ass at charge characters, he's too based for me to try anyone else.

>>5105113
I love Ayame but she hardly ever streams

Being a gosling is hard. Loving someone so much you think about her all day, from when you wake up to until you fall asleep.
I have a good job, some friends and do my reps, but its not hard to find her on the back of my mind no matter what I'm doing.
I wonder if it would be better if she broke my heart so I could move on, its been 9 months and it only gets more intense.

>>5105137
There was an absurd amount of posts over Coco.

>>5105113
Ayame is a WHORE
Ayamefriend is in dire need of cock

>>5105057
Why is she wasting bandages like that?

>>5105113
I fell for them for a while

>>5105124
>Le wide tired shark

>>5105126
>a big fat ass
Nice
>big fat arms
Man...

>>5105078
How do you know that?

>>5105035
English is a meme language that make you guess every word's pronunciation

https://files.catbox.moe/kijhri.png

>>5105007
Ayame is not helping at lowering the horny

>>5105011
Ame
Ram

One cat. A big one.

>>5105124
It is kinda funny that some schizo started it for that reason, but it backfired and made them more talked about than ever

>>5105083
Ame is a masterful artist compared to Gura.

>>5105134
Coco literally was too powerful for any one of them to replace fully, but there are many who can fill in her shoes, if even slightly.

>Kiara is the language link between JP and EN
>Kanata is the glue that will (hopefully) keep Gen 4 together
>Botan is the one that newer gens will go to for advice
>Ame is pure, undiluted unity

The only thing that can't be replaced is how much she meant to Haachama...

>>5105132
Not hot. Ayamefriend is either a girl or a normal man, anything else I will not accept.

>>5105138
Of course anon. I don't know why Gura was so surprised Ame heard it before. I'd think only Euros wouldn't know about it.

>>5105165
I'm a dumbass
https://jigex.com/St5G

>>5105173
This, I'm deeply in love with Gura but it's getting to the point where it feels too overwhelming to watch her on some days.

>>5105178
They're not being wasted if her hands are cut.

>>5105173
You too, huh?

>>5105124
Damascus and Ayamefriend should unironically fuck off and never post again. Rratman and takobro are the only good "ecelebs" since they post once in a blue moon to bring OC, and not just WHERE WE AT FRIEND or rant about schizo shit

>>5105173
Isn't love a good thing
Did you guys lie to me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjlMPu5sEgw

What's the verdict?

what if ayamefriend is just ayame they always are gone when ayame is streaming and is always shitposting when ayame is off

>>5104922
It took me literally 2 hours to notice it was one of her sandles, I thought it was some vibrator weapon

>>5105173
Same desu

>>5105199
A grat one. Congrats man!

>>5105035
Learning about this is completely unnecessary though, it don’t really affect the meaning of your sentence so most just pick it up from other without ever knowing that it exist

>>5105011
Mori
May

>>5105124
Kill yourself. Ayamefriend actually does this thread service by telling who's streaming and giving a summary of what they're doing

>>5104841
6 minutes until freedom Ayamefriend!

>>5105164
This could be my next breakthrough piece you fuckin' brat, you wouldn't starve an artist of his ideas would you!? I'm off to bed, it's been a fun few threads

>>5105208
True but Gura’s schizo art is my favorite

>>5105083
You asked this last thread and got exposed immediately.

You got your (You)s, don't be greedy.

>>5105236
TOTSUGEKI

>Coco gained nearly 300k subscribers on her roommate account after announcing graduation
Hate on doxxbeat prime all you want, but ya boi knows to set up her inevitable exit properly

>>5105190
Post Yuul's ass please, maybe sitting down on a chair that's too small for her

>>5105011
Gura
Faust
Why the hell am I replying to a surveypost when we haven't even hit bump limit

>>5105226
i can't believe mori ruined another collab

>>5105065

>>5105124
It's funny sometimes but it's still discord.

>>5105226
verdict is we still have 8 hours before it releases

>>5105220
don't you ever accidentally slip from all the blood your ass leaks?

>>5105220
>Anon attacking ritual fags
You're about 6 months too late on that one.

>>5105238
yeah dude totally, in fact, they should use a tripcode so there's no fake ayamefriend! haha what's the harm in that?

I miss chumGuts…

>>5105173
Let me guess, teamate?

>>5104881
not streaming today

>>5105220
Ayamefriends posts are helpful, they let me know who is streaming what with short summaries at any given time.

And Damascus is just too fucking entertaining and his schizo rants happen uncommonly enough to not make me get sick of them, it's not like every day.

>>5105227
Ayamefriend actually watches enough streams to know about what's going on in hololive.

>>5105220
>Damascus and Ayamefriend should unironically fuck
I agree

>>5105124
>la tiburona triste

>>5105182
Neither of them streamed after that yesterday and neither of them streamed today, and one of Ame's Tweets got deleted.

>>5105245
pff

>>5104841
Right here!

>>5104881
not streaming until wednesday most likely

Pui pui pui puiiiiii
Polka karaoke in three minutes!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85YiSuA5B0s
Check out her great new rigging by Keffiy!

>>5104861
Yes, I would give some food to that cute skelly

>>5105220
Suck my dick. Atleast they are better than that Nierfag who literally samefaged for 10 threads

>>5105170
Leo's out here canonically clapping all the dark-skinned girls' cheeks.

>>5105269
Are you accusing me of being the thread eceleb I'm insulting?

>>5105275
Yep

>>5105296

>>5105209
>spoiler
I'm not sure how close Chammers was to the others but she's close with Ame isn't she?

>>5105271
I actually wouldn't care as long as they only use the trip for SO FRIENDS WHERE WE AT? posts and not all of their normal thread interactions in between

>>5105011
Gura
I’m trying to learn May.

>>5105124
>grustnaya akula

>>5105124
Ayamefriend is a human version of holodex. Ayamefriend should stay. Seethe

rrat: Gura was going to show off her new Keffiypapa rigging on the weekend and that was going to be her 'big exciting' stream, but it got pushed back and now it looked like she was hyping up a shill stream.

>>5105186
English words are slowly evolving into kanji

>>5105051
in another timeline, sure, but I doubt any Jap or asian in general would do something so self deprecating, especially after riggergate where everyone was getting mad at him for being terrible at his job, RIGGER didn't even apologize for being bad, just disappeared for weeks, and the only "fixes" was to make Gura's cat ears fade out at the bottom to better blend in with her hair and patch up that hole in her chest! All that time just to do a 10 second fix, there's no way her rigger would ever go back and relearn how to rig.

>>5104749
I recognized that fucked up style of writing sex scenes
https://voca.ro/1hGrW60EHhCV

When was the last time Ame talked about doing stuff with her family? It seems like she's less open about that now

>>5105113
Here's my post in a kenzoku group to prove my point, these fuckers are everywhere

Is it really possible to have feelings for three diferent girls?

>>5105275
NTA but I am and I'm madly in love with Ame
Sometimes it's fucking great and sometimes it fucking hurts

>>5105220
>Attacking someone who puts effort into their posts to try and foster Unity.
Ayamefriend has been around longer than you, I gurantee it.

>>5105292
Ever heard of break days, which usually happen on monday? Ame said she'd take today off and Gura is busy with bday stuf
And Ame was just testing her limits with Jenma with that disney tweet.

the shitposters fear the hornyposting

yuul b lwed

You guys are pretty bored today huh. Polka's gonna be singing you know.

Remember when Ayamefriend was canonically just futa ayame?
https://files.catbox.moe/ce2k69.png
How did we go from that to this?
https://files.catbox.moe/6o8208.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/xoeivu.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/c31xrf.png

>>5105353
Yeah, but it means you're a whore

>>5105220
>Damascus and Ayamefriend should unironically fuck
i agree, if possible on live stream

>>5105313
Leo doesn't care about that kind of thing. He's too busy ruling.

>>5105353
yes, by having an oshi per branch
Kiara, NENE, Risu

>>5105353
don't be a whore

painful to be a chumate tonight... I'm actually playing apex ;-;

>>5105353
Don't be a whore anon.

>>5105353
yes, if you're a whore

>>5105353
WHORE
Yes

>>5105122
This ship survived a 3 and a half month drought during the peak of Gurame, it'll pull through anything

>>5105348
good morning, flipbro

>>5105360
Well he has to have been. If his oshi is Ayame, he must be prehistoric fag to have caught her streaming often enough to fall for her.

>>5105353
Yes

>>5105220
Damascus rarely makes his presence known unless to post something weird or his pregnant fetish art, he's cool in the sense that he makes OC, where as ayamefriend is just an attention whore that posts almost every thread because the first few times got him 20+ (you)s and (you)s to any attention whore is like drugs

>>5105256
I can't speak for others, but UNO isn't someone I feel like I'd regularly check for daily tweets/updates. When all is said and done, Mori hasn't done much for hololive other than be Mori. If Mori didn't exist, I honestly can't think of anything that hololive would suddenly lack, for lack (heh) of a better phrase.

Compared to Coco, who has left her mark not only on hololive, but vtubing as a whole. She's someone I would genuinely want to follow into her next life, as I know she's going to do big things and I want to be there when it happens. Granted, Coco has a whole extra year and change over Mori, but even from early on Coco made a huge splash.

>>5105353
You're a dirty indecisive whore

http://poal.me/ws9u03

One day, far into the future, we will all mutter our last ogey. There will be no more rrats, no more schizos, no more ritualposts, no more /hlgg/. On that day, that fated day of the last ogey, we'll all go our separate ways and drift away from this place and each other. We'll reminisce about the past and chuckle one last time at our memories of vinegar, racist transformers, or fever dream vtubers before turning off the lights one by one and shutting the doors one final time. That day, the day of the final and last ogey, will come but it will not come today. When it does, however, remember that even if you will never say it again, as long as you carry the memories of the past with you you will always be ogey.

>Want to do more Ayamefriend koikatsu reps
>Also want to do my guilty gear strive reps
Why the fuck can I not make up my mine on these things....

>Every EN's last stream (E3 collab, Yuul character design, Nyaakuza and Mario Party) was good, so the thread has nothing to bitch and whine over
>Gets mad about thread celebs instead
I prefer this to you guys seething about one of the girls, honestly.

>>5105392
No anon don't! You'll summon RBC anon

>>5105220
Based

>>5105307
Thanks for the heads up, gave me enough time to start my download just in case. Never can be too careful.

>>5105367
For fuck sake Ina, now I just want to fuck your imaginary self insert

Let it be known that Gura has by now completely forgotten how to play DMC and if she ever goes back to 3, will swap to easy mode.

>>5105425
>>5105392

>>5105374
The magic of fanart

>>5105220
>unity and impregnating your oshi should fuck off

I like when Ame goes BWAAAAAAAHHHNNN

>>5105415
To be honest, I can't really think of more than a handful of JPs whose leaving could potentially have more of an impact on Hololive than Coco leaving.

>>5105429
You're welcome, enjoy!

>>5105419
>they think they can ever leave
you are here forever

>>5105353
>openly admitting to being a white
someone call the mayor, tell him I found their town's bicycle!

>>5105367
Hayai! saved

i wanna rape every femanon here

>>5105124
>>5105220
SEA hands typed these posts

>>5105413
>the first few times got him 20+ (you)s
>outing yourself as a newfag
The first times they did it, they literally only got 2-3 yous and still continued doing it.

>>5105353
I don't have any feelings for any of the girls. Not even my oshi.
I just want to fuck them, and support their dreams I guess.
I haven't been in love since my heart was broken in 8th grade and I haven't really moved on.

How do I become a teamate without being a gosling?

Ame... post schedule please... I can't... I can't go on like this...

>>5105067
Damn, how did I miss that?

>>5105436
Easy mode means restarting from the first mission.

She dropped it...

POL!

>>5105421
>הֵ- עָצוּב כָּרִישׁ

>>5105446
Same, it's the cutest fucking thing. Same with
>ahh~kay~

I want to grab Ayamefriend's bony, malnourished ass and fuck her.

>>5105322
Yes and with everyone in holohouse, but I think it's a bit different between her and Coco. We like to spin the narrative that Coco redirected the spotlight away from Haachama and onto herself, but that is honestly what happened. If it was Haachama under constant chink harassment, she would have caved in months ago. I think even Haachama is aware of that. She probably feels like this is partially her fault as well.

>>5105467
It's weird that I now can't imagine this thread without him despite him only being here since like December

I just realized that Polka's intro screen was also made by that animator for RCG.

>>5105405
I've actually been awake since 4am but thanks anon good morning

>>5105469
Enjoy her as a streamer and not someone to distract you from he emptiness inside you.

>>5105379
>>5105389
>>5105395
>>5105390
>>5105399
>>5105400
>>5105416
You dont understand I love them equally they are so different yet so similar. I just want them to be happy with me

>>5104525
Now that we got Kiara and Inas are done, all that's left is Gura and Ame, which I'm curious since they won't look nearly as good.

The time hath come

https://streamable.com/kjm0hh

>>5105469
Watch Ame
Don't go >yfw no gf
Report back with results

>>5105003
I doubt it can beat Kiara's session
>The hood has fallen to the side
>Twisted features, dead eyes- there's nothing human in this creature on top of her
>"She looks so delicious," they'd said
>"Don't shoot her, it'll spoil her."
>Sharp nails shred Tiara's clothes
>Thirsting fangs clamp down on her throat
>She knows she should kick and scream and fight, but the feeling is so intense
>Where there should have been pain, there's a pulse of ecstatic pleasure
>Going limp like prey in the vampire's jaws, Tiara shivers
>Her leg gives a weak, involuntary kick as her assailant pins her down
>Crushes her into the floor
>Snorts hot, monstrous breath against her skin as it drinks its fill
>The whole time, electric thrills jolt up and down her spine
>Not an hour ago she never would have believed such monsters existed
>Now, she finds herself hating the heat rising between her thighs
>Cursing how her arms and legs won't move, won't scramble away from the thing slurping her blood from her neck
>Her vision wavers as her life drains down the Beast's throat, flashes of memory sparking across her vision
>Her older brother
>The Phoenix Pendant
>His promise to show her how to use it
>Is this how it all ends?
>Then the sharp teeth break away
>Rending claws rake down her back
>The freezing air of the tumbledown manor spills against her bare back as her top falls away
>A grim knot clenches in her stomach
>Deprived of the perverse, transcendent bliss conferred by a vampire's Kiss, the reality of her situation floods over her like ice
>Groggy and near drained of vitae, she starts crawling weakly for the door left ajar by her erstwhile ally, the so-called 'Prince'
>"Oh no you don't," comes the low growl.
>Dragged back by her ankles, her trembling arms lose their grounding
>She slams into the cold stone floor, and a dead body mounts her from behind, temporarily warmed by a glut of living blood
>"You're ours now."
>Panic consumes her as a hard length grinds against her thick behind, jabbing erratically at her where some involuntary warmth and wet still lingered
"No, ara!"
>Usually so boisterously loud, her voice is a strangled whimper
>It does nothing to dissuade the creature, who tweaks aside her dribbling pantsu to drill painfully past the fearful, clenching resistance of Tiara's tight folds
>Her squeal is hoarse and choking, the brutality of his violation pushing the last gasps of air from her lungs

>>5105469
It's possible. You just gotta be mentally well adjusted, not lonely, and see Ame as just an entertainer and nothing else.
Genuinely, there's nothing wrong with this. You keep your distance, you enjoy Ame, but you don't want to fantasize about being with her.
Me on the other hand, I WILL fantasize about her and imagine being with her.

>>5105469
Probably by having normal healthy relationships, so if you are asking here I'm guessing that isn't an option already. So give in to the gosling.

>>5105471
she'll post when she's done recording SSS

You guys don't have to be horny anymore, Polka is live so hurry up and pile into her stream.

>>5105507
suck my cock then

ogey

>>5105468
oh no anon, what happened did that bitch play pokemon with another guy?

Pol 2.0 looks cute

>>5105419
>there will be one last Ogey someday in the future

>>5105523
Mori hands wrote this rape greentext.

I miss these two

>>5105469
impossible

>>5105471
She'll finish it any moment now...

>>5105415
>Coco has a whole extra year and change over Mori
Coco debuted December 2019. The chang incident happened somewhere near the end of September If I recall. Most of Coco's actions that earned her legendary vtuber status were pre zhang restrictions.
By the time Coco had as many months as EN under her belt, she was already one of the most influential people in the industry. Woman is just cut from a whole different cloth.

>>5105491
I like the rrat that Haato dedicated her second original song to Coco.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mj2QJE-UOI

>>5105545
Nobody asked Inametard

>>5105507
The whore "I love them equally uwu" cope. Bad anon.

>>5105507
Who are your oshis?

I cant read these moonrunes but I guess they're a big Ame fan.

I will still support gura despite her
-always cancelling streams
-never putting out a schedule on time
-crippling alcoholism and depression
-refusing collabs left and right
-taking long and unannounced breaks
-doxxing Ame's real name during a collab
-not doing her ukulele practice
-paywalling most of her karaokes
-being a massive pain in the ass to her managers
-not doing her nihongo reps
-dropping games before finishing them and streaming DbD instead

>>5105220
Damascus makes the best OC though

>>5105413
People forget that Ayameposting used to be a bad omen or sign of shitty posts the same way sadcat or some sheepposting/watamelon images are, it was called "whoreposting" and associated with chileanon.

Ayamefriend didn't set out to be an attention whore but to restore Ayame's good name, and they succeeded single-handedly by being relentlessly positive and a force for unity. Their posts are also useful content. This is why they are tolerated.

>>5105455
True, there's only a few, which is why Coco being the first to graduate is such a shocker.

>>5104710
FUCK OFF.

Its been 10 years since Gura's last stream. I miss her so much.

>>5105507
Don't become a unicorn

>>5105534
ogey, but how big is it? it might hurt by jaw, i have a small mouth

Pavolia...
Subscribe to her channel and buy her membership. You should do the same with Coco's channel, after all, she contributed for the creation of Hololive EN and (probably) ID, she's a core member of all hololive, and she will be really missed when she's gone...

>>5105563
kys dramafag

Ollie was originally Amelia's sister who was murdered by a killer. Amelia traveled back in time to try to save her but the end result was an even worse tragedy that left Ollie warped into a hideous monstrosity and stripped of her memories and humanity and Amelia bottled up these memories forever as she left her old life and family behind to travel the endless worldlines

>>5105469
Simply have control of yourself.
It isn't that hard. I'm a gosling, until I don't want to be, and so I stop, until I want to be, so I become one again.
All you have to do is understand that the concept of "Yourself" is fluid, and that the real guiding intelligence of your soul is above any concept that you call "Yourself," and you can just be whoever you want to be, being as sincere as possible, but realizing that you can simply become someone else if you ever want to.

>>5105545

>>5105336
>Gura
>being proactive
Anon, I'm so sorry.
Maybe when she doesn't just accept overpaying and getting a wrong order at McDonalds.
And she kind of has to be proactive to get better rigging

https://twitter.com/ironmouse/status/1404401817631576069/photo/1
>mystery playdate on 19th, 12pm est (9 am PST)
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1404529076711432200/photo/1
>mystery collab on the 19th (9 am PST)

Pol's new keffiy rig has that "chin up" look that Kiara's has.

>>5105553
BASED Guramechad putting those Iname fucks in their place!

>newfriends replying to pasta

>>5105545
More Ina tomorrow though I don't know when Ame's on. I thought she was going to be on today honestly

This clown is being too fucking cute now, send help

The apex collab will be a disaster, its not fun to keep dying and finding matches nonstop. A ton of people will streamsnipe Mori and they won't stay alive for 5 minutes. You need at least 1 person that pulls their weight. Both Mori and Zombie are deadweights, and Mel is a tiny bit better.

>>5105572
>There will be a day when this is actually true

>>5105542
One day, >we will look back to ogeyposting the same way we look back on ISHYGDDT today

>>5105565
And she's cute!

>>5105564
What would happen if I fucked those holes?

Giving free kisses to any anon that wants one.

god she's so polcute

>>5105588
smooth detective work, you figured what we knew a week ago

>>5105523
Why do people insist on drawing Tiara as this ebin hunter with a war owl when Kiara roleplays her as an even dumber version of herself ara?

>>5105213
goddamn this is hard

>>5105011
Ina
Giovanna, damn she's fun to play.

>>5105538
No, she unironically became a whore.
Love of your life before you even know what love is, becomes a whore. Try going through that.

>>5105575
sorry anon i lied i dont have a dick

>>5105583
>and you can just be whoever you want to be,
Yeah, and some anons choose to be Lamy

I can't believe this shit is catching on

Polka is 5x better with the new rigging.

>>5105582
>she now pisses like a charge rifle
and this has scarred ame for life

>>5105124
I wish all of the thread celebs would get trips so I could at least filter their garbage.

>>5105564
fish have flaps over their gill to protect them

>>5105563
There is literally nothing Gura could do at this point to make me stop supporting her. She could go live on stream and talk about her boyfriend and make fun of chumbuds for being pathetic virgins and I'd laugh at the other chumbuds and call her based for it and be glad that she's enjoying a healthy relationship. My love for her is pure as snow. I just want to see her dreams of singing on stage come to life.

ENTER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85YiSuA5B0s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85YiSuA5B0s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85YiSuA5B0s

>>5105605
there will also be a time where your love for her will fade and you won't care

Does anyone have more faceless holo art? It's really cute.

>>5105565
Ayamefriend didn't just succeed. She is the sole catalyst for anon hornyposting, which hasn't showed any signs of stopping in the past few months.

>>5105551
I think it lines up too well to not be real.

>written and produced during one of her breaks
>released unannounced and with zero fanfare
>adds an update a few days later that the song is dedicated to someone she loves
>the same day she stopped streaming
>Coco's announcement is a day later