/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>51045996
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

Hakka’s cloaca ToT

>>51046026
amen

AI-TARE LOVE AND RAPE

Regis > Dezmond > Syrios > Noir

>>51046091
NO, STOP

200k

LEADER CUTE, LEADER LOVE~

I LOVE GAVIS BETTEL I LOVE MY RETARDED JOBBER JESTER AND HIS EQUALLY RETARDED HOT TWIN BROTHER!!!!!!!

>>51046261
is that the number of lives he's taken because he's a ___whore?

>>51046223
CLOACA PRESS

flaytel flaytel love~

>>51046379
ToT getting all your life force sucked out of your dick by this old whore...!

I am happy that Axel is happy

>>51046379
it's the number of vesperm cells generated per minute building up in his saggy geezer balls

75 HOURS UNTIL THE NEXT GAVIS BETTEL STREAM

I love seeing Bettelions suffer

Holy fuck I'm already being blessed so much in vesper menshi

>>51046091
>>51046223
cloaca yes

>>51046637
borderline retarded giggles

so magni and flay are the only ones that have wished happy pride so far?

>>51046625
The tables have truly turned on us

quick question is altare kinda dumb

>>51046797
That's a legal requirement for the first 7 tempus members.

>>51046797
How new?

>>51046797
"kinda" is very generous

Missing my husband hours

I didn't know I wasn't gay until I had a cock in front of my face.

>>51047007
that must have been very traumatizing, Ves

>>51046797
sometimes i think he straight up has the lowest IQ in tempus

>>51047112
cute

HANDS UP, BOTTOMS UP

>>51047264

>>51047293
Tempus ojis just can't stop being whores

>>51047007
get back to drawing Vesper

Whose POV of Forewarned do I watch? Or is the answer "all of them"

>>51047616
The answer is any, just pick your favorite.
It's funny to hear Axel/Shinri's voice from a different pov when shit goes down, I think that's the only thing to factor

>>51047616
I like Altare's the best since you get to hear both Axel and Shinri's mummy voices from it, but they're all funny, so if one of them is your oshi just pick his.

>your broshi
>when will things improve even further?

>>51047899
Flayon
When he streams tonight and my day improves greatly

>>51047899
>Axel
>When he finally gets the perms for final fantasy

>>51047899
>Altare
>When he stops playing League

>>51047899
>Vesper
>Xcom

>>51047899
>Magni
>When he finally gets the menhera fucked out of him

>>51047118
If we're talking IQ, which is a pretty flawed measure of intelligence, he'd probably do well. Asian upbringing and cultural attitudes about test taking will boost his score due to how those tests are skewed.

Isn't Axel allergic to cats? Or am I remembering this wrong?

>>51048249
He is but obviously it's not too bad

>>51046091
>>51046223
>>51046643
Ah, that's right. Most birds don't have a penis. Hakka might be a cuntboy.

>>51047899
>Nowa
>Lancer collab

I wanna taste flay's pee...

>>51048337
he did say that he doesn't have one kek, but i support hakcloaka

>Altare and Bettel would never try Proseka
>Vesper would never try non-autism games
These guys need to break out from their comfort zone desu

>>51048371
bad

>>51048371
peepee? same

>>51048542
they're normies that don't listen to vocaloid why would they try that game?

>>51048371
I wanna taste flay's diarrhea...

>>51047899
>magni
>when he fully devotes himself to tempus (never)

>>51048689

>>51048371
>>51048689
Anons?

>>51048542
why would the members who pay no attention to vocaloid even want to play that?

>>51048709
Pretty much all of the answers so far are 'never evers'

>>51048689
Good morning sir!

>>51048371
Dibs on his semen!

>>51048689
>>51048371
I'm throwing you in the R-TRUS fuel tank so you burn in hell

I wanna experience magni's bidet...

I wanna be magni's bidet...

Hakka delays his stream and this is what happens with the thread

I'm starting to think that Hakka's nice catholic boy image is a facade
He keeps collecting all of these women for unknown purposes
God, I wish he'd kidnap me and put me in his rape basement

>>51048908
Fuck you bitch its mine!

>the boys are getting hornier and hornier
>the women in these threads are getting hornier and hornier
They are?

>>51050011
>Hakka's nice catholic boy image
This is the first time I see someone refer to him like this, dude is a whore that would suck dick in a confessional

I miss Altare

>>51050158
>dude is a whore that would suck dick in a confessional
Yeah, mine

Vesper's scream of "AUGH IT'S HORRIFYING" when he flipped his drawing had me rolling. I love seeing him have these digital artist moments that everyone's experienced.

>>51050095
Chat mirrors the streamer, etc., etc.

>>51050217
He can eat my pussy out too

>>51050095
Its mating season for humans

thoughts on women?

>>51050191
same

>>51050391
great for rape correcting nowa's faggotry

>>51050217
We know, Flayon

Nowa aimed at koipanions and hit Tahm Kench

this is the only koipanion art I've seen...

overstimulating leader until he forgets how to talk

He's looking at Shinri's pecs

>>51050095
we need /mans/tinder

>>51050639
'mirin what he cant have

When Magni said Flayon and Altare are like two siris communicating this is what he meant https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a--Hi5qNK2k&t=11870s

>>51050687
/MANS/ Bachelor sounds like fun desu

>>51050877
>Bachelor
what is that

>>51050968
"dating" show in america where a single super model like man has 20 women compete for him in a reality tv like show where he gives "roses" each week to less and less girls until he picks "the one" and they get married

>>51050877
It'll turn into another catch a predator arc

>>51051027
Oh, one of those, I see. Don't really watch tv shows so I never heard of it

>>51050764
kek this was my exact thought at the time too

>>51046091
>>51048337
Accurate image of Hakka doing the d***

>>51051123
how dare you doxx him

Do Shien and Axel hate each other? ;_;

>>51050764
when did magni say that?>>51051151

>>51051123
AAAAIIIEEEEEEEE MOOODDDDDSSSS

>>51051182
Axel is just intimidated by how cool he is. He can't possibly hope to measure up.

>>51051074
That vesoji and his “princess”…

>>51051311
Oh shit I forgot all about those niggas, I wonder if they're still lurking. It was kind of hot watching her groom him desu.

>>51051123
wtf...... hakka is white.....

HAKKA ON THE TELLY ft. DM
https://youtu.be/himoy3D8AXE
https://youtu.be/himoy3D8AXE
https://youtu.be/himoy3D8AXE

HERMANITO DM ON THE TELLY
>captcha D0GP0

Might not be a WoW stream today, he has to re-record some of the song he did last week

>>51051206
I can't remember the exact stream but it was a few weeks after VG debuted, I think the topic was about how much time Flayon and Altare spent on discord?

>>51051650
this is the first 1on1 collab dm has with tempus right?

Just got home, do we have a rep in for Lord of the Board?

Did shinri ever say what he did all his education for? Professional degree and still needing roommates seems not the greatest

Ok, how nervous will Hermanito be?

>>51051975
don't think it ever got brought up here

>>51051975
i don't think so

>>51052055
why would hermanito be nervous around the 9th member of tempus?

>>51051893
haven’t altare and her collabed 1on1 before?

>>51051975
Nope.

dm's model is so well rigged

>THIS IS SUM BULLL SHIT
I chuckled too

>>51052120
indies do be like that sometimes

>you can be a bad boy if you want to
giwtwm

>>51052092
Every collab she's had with altare has been a group one I think

>>51052092
No, I think he's talked about playing with her offstream but he's never done anything solo with her on stream

>>51052092
Not really. She came to one of the Twitch collabs early so it was just them talking for a while, but it wasn't an official one-on-one collab. The conversation they had was incredibly boring, so I'm kind of glad they've never done one.

I wonder what's a good nordic country to move to nowadays

He would shrink 3 sizes if he lives in colder climate

Hakka's never seen snow...

DM haters coming out of the woodworks

she's so loud

I want Hakka to wrangle my snake...

>>51052374
all of them I assume.

I want to eat Hakka's yellow snow...

Thoughts on green cat?

>>51052374
The smallest ones. That's always the case.

>>51052542
Mixed
On one hand I want to rape her
On the other hand, I want to pat her head and protect her

>>51052542
she's nice, her model is so cute it makes me want to squish her cheeks

>>51048371
The pissroon! The Tempiss fan collection is complete!
https://archive.palanq.win/vt/thread/49881219/#49888218

fuck this general for making me read fire punch for the first time because of that magmite image
got to the dog sex scene

That's a very nice emote from Nowa but I can't bring myself to tell him that it doesn't look like a Koipanion

>>51052542
She called whitey cringe, which is based

>>51052542
beautiful voice

>>51052757
?

>>51052542
THE REAL 5TH MEMBER OF TEMPUS

>>51052702
have you ever seen what a koipanion looks like when getting bludgeoned over the head though?

>>51052757
Wrong thread

>>51052757
Wrong thread, would this orange bitch, miss her

oh is this a game where you need both povs?

>>51052793
Bettel... Forgotten....

FUCK
WHY IS THIS HITTING LIKE THIS

>>51052757
Nowa's oshi..she can stay

is this a shitty artsy game or is it actually good

Aie they're cute

>>51052859
it's a heartfelt coop game that's best played as a couple. but both girldm and hakka are playing it as generic streamer game where they socialize but don't pay attention to the story.

>>51052832
Its a HQ era joke Anon, donmai.

>>51052902
>best played as a couple
The game is about brothers though, that feels like an odd choice

>>51052902
But they're a couple tho

>>51052936
A couple of goofballs

>>51052932
I'm just joking about your joke bro I've been here since the beginning

>>51052977
DOUBT
What was the 3rd MANS op?
not even I can remember that shit

>>51053020
Stop interrogating me you weirdo *knots you*

I noticed Hakka's fugi is floating during the collab with mouse and it's bothering so much when I look at dm's pov

>>51053054
AAIEEEEEEE

Is Hakka dumb

>>51052542
Seems like a nice person, but too bland to be anything more than filler in collabs.

the hakkito staring into my soul...

>>51053210
extremely

uh, copium

>>51053210
He's diagnosed as the 2nd dumbest member in Tempus, sometimes even as the most dumb.

>dm knows the lyrics to copium better than hakka
grim

>>51053380
yeah uh

>>51053380
>>51053439

HANDS UP, BOTTOMS UP

Hakka's seen too much liveleak footage, but IRL in Brazil lmao

>>51053428
Prime Magmite and Bettellion

>>51053428
DM is a hardcore tempura

>>51053537
>but IRL in Brazil
?

HAKKA NO I BET THE ONLY THING YOU KNOW IN GERMAN IS SUPER BAD

is dm german

AIIIEEE they're speaking nazi

Holy fuck they're so stupid

>>51053596
Sry, Mexico then maybe. I'm from the baltics so they're all the same to me, I call them football countries

>>51053625
if yes, i can self insert
omg, I love her

>>51053625
No, but I'm pretty sure part of her family is german

>>51053625
Half? I think

why is discord audio so bad.. my poor ears

>>51053769
because everyone forgets to turn off all the voice filters and noise reducers that discord automatically turns on

>>51053786
Why don't they just feed virtual audio cables with all the filters on into Discord? Wouldn't that give the desired effect?

Hakka would sacrifice himself to take down dictators what a good boy

>>51053830
yes but most streamers don't know how to do that or don't care because it's extra effort

>>51053868
Just as America wanted

i looked away for a second so i don't know what happened but this is cool

So, it looks different for them now, if you want both povs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=himoy3D8AXE
https://www.twitch.tv/girl_dm_

>>51053989
here's a holodex link https://holodex.net/multiview/AAMYhimoy3D8AXE%2CMAMYtwitchgirl_dm_

girl dm is a lot cuter than hakka huh...

>>51053888
Truth is Hakka isnt a very good streamer, only Flay and Bettel are first picks for VG. Shinri and Hakka are there only to fill the spots so they can debut as 4.

>>51054024
you just like pussy bro

>>51053888
But... my expensive audio equipment and audiophile ears...

Oh ok, now that DM is there, /mans/ suddenly watches Hakka.

>>51054037
Hakka is the best in vg. Hakka love!

This is nice

>>51054076
yeah Hakka and Shinri are boring unless theyre connected to people we like such as girl_dm and Altare

>>51054076
Pisskito anon, here. I've always been faithful to my lovely bird.

>>51054076
same thing happened when he collabed with mouse its mostly her fans coming here

>>51054076
His voice and mic filter me so I don't watch his solo streams

>>51054076
He's usually overlapping with the rest of the boys, or streaming in ES. People talked about his AC stream here

>>51053868
The truest American

>>51054114
girl_dm is just as boring as hakka and shinri

>>51054076
>really like Hakka and Shinri as streamer personalities
>get filtered by their game choices
Being a /vrt/tard is suffering

>>51054160 (me)
FUCK WRONG FILE FUCK I meant this one

>>51054114
>>51054137
Then you should call this general /Anti idol culture Holos/Girl_DM/Vesper/.
>>51054146
>streaming in ES
>Last spanish zatsu was on April 19th

>>51054146
overlap hate. animal crossing was fun. the scuff made it better.

>biting the bait

>>51054309
why you little! *strangles you*

>>51054146
>He's usually overlapping
When he was the only star streaming you were talking about Vesper.

>>51054309
You're telling me I'm not supposed to respond to the super special cool posts?????

>>51054381
jokes on you im into that

>>51054278
Honestly this feels more like a cuck general than a tempus general.

>>51054439
Who are they cucking

idk i just come to /MANS/ because I have a crippling rape fetish and you guys feed that for me

>>51054439
oh god we actually have catalogfags here

Hakkitos stop replying to bait or else I'll do this to you

>>51054502
yeah there's a bait thread

>>51054490
I wrote this

>>51054248
give them suggestions?

>>51054507
What if I want that?

>>51054114
>Thinking girl_dm is capable of making a stream less boring
LMAO

>>51054398
Who?

>>51054490
Unironically same.

lmfao

>>51054547
Then I'll do this to you

the game reseting to a checkpoint with that stinger transition is really annoying. just blip the dead character model out of existence and reset their position instead of forcing everyone to sit through that animation over and over.

This teamwork is... something else

>>51054648
We're moving so fast, anon!

>>51054655
Yeah it's kind of disorienting for the player that doesn't die

Hakka just... walk...

Just got here, hows the collab? I see hakka has pinned "Luna's Pov" I take it they were already friends to some degree?

>>51054490
Bro you getting fed? I haven't seen any good rape content in a while

>>51054733
It's cute nothing remarkable yet since they're so focused on the game

rumao
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1667264779096936463

>>51054733
They're dumb as fuck. But it's cute.

>>51054873
BROTARE HATE

>>51054873
>liquid cooling meme
my guy you ain't overclocking just run some quality air cooling

>>51054873
sasuga, grave misfortune

>>51054700
I'm just playing with you, cutie pie
Unless...

>>51054873
jobber streamer
jobber computer

>>51054851
>>51054879
cute, yeah seems pretty chill so far. game is a lil interesting

Wonder if the dead deer was their son, just made to look different

>>51054873
Leader...

>>51054873
>liquid cooling
is he fucking DUMB???

>>51055014
haha IKR
What's wrong with liquid coolers...

>>51055014
How are there so many newfags ITT recently?

>>51055009
uhoh

lmao Hakka has no faith

>>51055053
Worse perf if you run them 24/7 or don't turn off your compy, not a massive step over quality air cooling like Noctua/etc. More prone to failures/catastrophic failures versus Air cooling, not really needed if you're not running a meme Intel CPU that required delidding/pushing overclocking really far.

>>51054979
I like the concept of them seeing different things but I had to go away for a bit and now I'm lost in the story

>>51055176 (me)
nvm luna just explained her theory and I think I get what this game is about

>divorce plotline
lmao don’t let altare play this one

>>51055315
wait altare is divorced?? wtf

i thought hakka was traumadumping for a sec

>>51055394
yeah I'm the ex-wife

>>51055315

>>51055394
Yeah, that's why he refuses to do a one-on-one collab with rpr.

Just tuned in, I like this concept of different POVs in a game!
How fast/slow have they been progressing since they kinda dumb dumb

Well, /mans/?
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1667269920764362753

>>51055865
rape me

>>51055865
Rape all women

>>51055865
Rape each other

>>51055807
it's my first time watching this game so no idea how much they're progressing but they haven't gotten stuck in the puzzles yet

>>51055895
>>51055899
>>51055919
I'm starting to think that you people like rape or something

>>51055865
>Altare
Take Shinri fishing
Fuck Shinri after fishing
>Axel
Do taxes

>>51055865
[A Rank Quest] Put together a full 5v5 Holo League of Legends custom games stream.

>>51055959
meds

>>51055934
nahone

>>51055959
what would ever make you think that, take your meds

>>51055895
>>51055899
>>51055919
Coomerbrains i swear, the lorefag in Shinri would be disappointed.

>>51055865
MASSIVE fetch quest

>>51055865
STOP OVERLAPPING NNNNNRNGH

>>51055865
Infinite escort missions

>>51056037
Disappointed enough to rape someone?

>>51055979
I refuse.

>>51055865
Overlap each other physically and without consent

>>51056037
shinri would understand the most

>>51056000
>collab begging
They have enough people between StarsJP and EN to fill a lobby tbf

>>51056160
>StarsJP and EN
the ping would kill one or the other group though

>>51056090
Overlap and interlock ToT

>>51056075
ehh maybe?

>>51056097
He can both understand and be disappointed at the same time.

this is disturbing wtf

>>51056252
They look so happy wdym

shinri should rape bettel to tears

>>51056160
Yeah, that's pretty much what I mean, but better to put together a balanced mix of players with experience. So they'll need to search beyond Elysium.

>>51055865
[Request] Please fertilize my dusty eggs before it's too late!*

*This quest may require more than one dispatch.

>>51055865
I've thought long and hard on this.
>Altare
Rape the rest of Tempus
>Rest of Tempus
Rape Altare
I'll pay the unit that finishes the quest first

>>51056190
guess it won't happen then

>>51056273
He already did in the month in review

>>51056342
>This quest is repeatable.

>>51056380
that was just mild sexual harrassment

>>51056190
Well either way it cant be avoided, even if you include HoloEN and ID those who are stars friendly. Since most are on the asia side.

>>51055865
>read the replies to this expecting creatively inspiring lorefics
>they're all rape and sex

https://twitter.com/_TPKNNTS/status/1667203727038529537
Cute~

>>51056533
the thread right now

>>51056533
you don't know how to incorporate rape into your lore? creativity reps bro

>>51056403(me)
even if you include those in HoloEN and ID who are stars friendly*
holy fk i cannot multitask.

>>51056533
Sup Miyabi

>>51056343
Extremely based scenario

>>51056533
my problem is that we don't know what kind of enemies they encounter in xenocunny besides the "corruption" like do they fight standard fantasy monsters? do they fight evil cybernetic robots? a mix of both? spiritual being? I DON'T KNOW

>>51056918
Why does it matter?

>>51056998
Because quests usually involve fighting enemies or rescuing people, unless you want them to do some fetch quests

>>51055865
Title -- I think my house is haunted
Request from -- Regina bar maid from The Yawning Portal
Request Details --
I just moved into a new place and have been hearing strange noises. Object move when i am not looking. Please help.
Reward is
500gp worth of drinks.
Meet me at the tavern.
and they stream phasmo to complete the request.

>>51055865
[you can’t leave the room until you have a guild orgy!]

I thought they were going to be stuck there a lot longer I'm proud

>>51057094
Yeah but it doesn't hurt if you get it "wrong". I doubt the world is that fleshed out anyway, just go wild with your imagination

those sound effects made me gag why does the dog have be like that

the way the camera moves sometimes makes me a little nauseous

Hakka pants like Altare.

>>51057976
They should have sex
And do more collabs, I really liked skyblock

Hakka....

magni sexmond

>>51055865
The Twitter replies are more amusing than the ones from here.

>>51058105
Yeah? No one's joking here

>>51058105
If you like twitter so much why don’t you go marry it

>>51058105
HAHAHAHAHAHA EVERYBODY POINT AND LAUGH AT THE TWITTERFAG AHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAKKA

mama menshi waiting room up
https://youtube.com/live/OgIVX4MzhDM

wait what the fuck

this game is crazy. i like it

>>51058295
>shiri

>>51058358
shiwee

>>51058295
Probably VPs, right? He's talked about brainstorming VPs ideas before, but would be cool if he could come with some streaming ideas

>>51058358

This is an early access game, aiya

>>51058468
Is this lore

>>51055865
Hee hee, I was in his head.

>>51058866
Why are you doxxing yourself? Are you seeking attention?

>>51058814
shiri could be his spermo...

Why bettel doesn't tweet

>>51059165
he died :(

>>51059165
Plane crashed I guess

>>51059165
he hates you.

>>51059165
He is drunk

>>51059211
HE HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGON

>>51059165
He landed on LA and a crackhead stole his phone

>>51059353
I've seen it happen, I believe it

hate hate HATE regis altare

>>51044918
This is extremely fucking true, I didn't realize that both Aunties and Altventurers have the same phenomenon of
>Seiso on main
>Ungodly amounts of horny on alt
What other fanbases are like this? It feels like everyone else is just either horny or seiso.

https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1667292290837098497
garlic bread

>>51060154
since you mentioned those two https://twitter.com/Umei_2510/status/1667276126207758338?t=XI3F5HAA6PmyOKRb3yed0A&s=19

>>51060556
such a bad take....
croissant

>>51060154
If you had to sort things into categories
>non horny fans with non horny oshi
>privately horny fans
>openly horny fans with oshi that encourages them
>openly horny fans with oshi that discourages them

Are they close to finishing the game?

>>51060556
flay's sweat from running ToT

>>51060716
Quaso

>>51060769
I have no idea. But maybe since this game is early access? I think?

I don't know how much more mental damage I can take watching Tempus solve puzzles.

white
magents

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1667303269075492864

god i love flay so much i wanna see him shower

>>51061572
giwtwm

>>51061564
i loved the music video, probably one of the best out there

>>51061564
I'm glad he's going through with the space theme. I assumed he'd forget he came up with that idea.

>>51061758
He's mentioned it's space themed almost every time he's brought it up though. Also would be weird considering why he chose it

>>51061564
Is the Space Song Karaoke idea because of Sana's birthday?

>>51061564
will he sing /the song/

>>51055865
TOTAL NEGRITO DEATH

>>51061956
Yes.

>>51062061
That's sweet.

>>51062061
My heart...he always talks so sweetly about her. I wonder if he'll sing her song

>>51061976
I don't think he's that brave

>>51061564
I love Altare

>>51061572
Please stop posting gay art, i dont like gay people

>>51062588
:( here's art just for you fellow straight anon. i'm sorry the sisters have dirtied your eyes..

>>51062061
he’s really sweet…

Why are men such tsunderes?

Was she actually his oshi the whole time, or was she really that welcoming and supportive of the boys?

So, how's the Zomboid S3 going?

>>51063019
very welcoming and supportive of them pre debut. she had them in her graduation stream

>>51063019
Gave him the nickname Tartar

>>51062768
Badly trained

he hates us

>>51063248

>>51063042
lol…

FLAY FLAY ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUgOV5jcJ34
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUgOV5jcJ34
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUgOV5jcJ34

>>51063317
he didn't stream in the shower because he hates us

RATE THE STREAM

RATE THE STREAM

>>51063508
10/10 good story

>>51063508
Literally the best stream I have ever seen. Nothing will ever top this

PILOT ON THE NEW TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zggwEKICaSE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zggwEKICaSE