/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

i believe in da michi supremacy

Yeah I’m a Liker, a Lumi Liker

DOKI
DOKI
DOKURO!

>>51042523
HAPPY BDAY PCG!
https://youtu.be/VYZBmkP_YbM

Honestly Lia should convert to Islam and phase out

you are getting sleepy. you are so sleepy. you are falling asleep. you are asleep. you are sleeping so deeply. now, listen very carefully. when you awaken, you will be obsessed with watching lia. you only watch lia. your oshi is lia. you only think about lia. you love lia. wake up

i love hime i love hime i love hime so much

I MISS AIRI
UUUUUU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAeC0omJK4U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAeC0omJK4U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAeC0omJK4U
DEEROTIC is on!

How are you guys celebrating pride month? Doing anything cool?

OK guys. I've been coming to the general every day for the past 7 weeks so that basically makes me an oldfag. I deserve a ritualpost but I don't know what to spam the thread with. Spoonfeed me ideas that would annoy you the most.

I think Shiina SUCKS

>>51042594
IT'S NOT MY BIRFDAY!!
..but fank yuu, fank yuu

>>51042660
this post

>>51042609
Lia already went thru her black Israelite arc when she briefly rebranded as Aliyah Shabazz-Rinkou

stinky

Dizzy cute, Dizzy love, that is all

Skinny!
Neurotic!
Tomboyish!
Hag!
Geeky!
Obsessive!
Suicidal!
Sleep deprived!
Never parties!
Self loathing!
No appeal!
https://files.catbox.moe/jkchhw.mp4

Airi...

I miss Panko...

I'll be honest. thread just got 20% cooler since mutts woke up

>>51042651
I jerked off to yuri.

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

Sakana...

>>51042859
Necrophilia isn't part of pride month

if you get a chance today, please watch Lia's Want You Bad!

https://youtu.be/M9mK3rs1CUQ

/pcg/, we need to talk. Why aren't you watching Iori?She's fuckin cute.

>>51042874
What if I sneak it on the flag along with 10 other new things so they don't notice it being on there?

>>51042896
That bitch has no nose. How could she possibly sing?

>>51042651
I've jerked off to Panko cube at least 3 times this week.

>>51042896
I had it on repeat for like 6 hours the other day. Pretty good shit.

>>51042914
I hate the repeating shit in both languages she tends to do

>>51042896
I read the Lia incest fanfic and listened to this. Great start to the morning!

>>51042651
Remembering Sodom and Gomorrah

Yeah I’m a Liker, a Lisa Liker

>>51042950
It's free reps

>>51042922
When you do that then it will count but until then it won't. You're two years too early.

>>51042914
Because I keep getting distracted by her pits

>>51042859

>>51042914
How much do I need to pay to get her a Santa outfit?

I think about Ember's ass a lot.

Michiru is jacking off on stream

I think about Lumi berating me, me smacking her, and then she respects me for it

[Wemi News] Wemi in 12 hours…

wemi... curse her third world power grid

Embrace Ember

>>51043129
Yeah, me

>>51042914
I don't like twitch and I don't want to learn Japanese.

>>51042971

>>51043060
dō iu koto?

>>51043199
she's literally streaming on YT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAeC0omJK4U

>>51043199
Shes currently on youtube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAeC0omJK4U

>>51043153
My mutually exclusive friend with benefits I never confess to cause that'd be cringe!

Iori sounds like she's constantly breathing in while talking

>>51042914
her voice is unpleasant to listen to

Which phase girls would do this?

I miss Lia and I hope Lia feels better.
I would be content if she can do the Saturday stream, Monday Night Lia, and then take days off next week to prep for OffKai if she needed to.

>>51042651
I beat up a Liker
after he sucked my cock

>>51043256
>>51043275
>open stream
>japanese
>close stream

Why does Iori's model remind me of Suisui?

>>51043303
I don't think any of them are the self-justifying whore flavor of lefty

>>51043303
>Calvin Klein
I usually have a thing for being able to see the waistband sticking out of their pants, but those just don't do it for me

>>51043303
lia cause shes dumb
but also not lia cause shed think theyre whores

>>51042969
Post link Todd

>>51043372
Calvin Kleins are AWESOME for wedgies

>>51042914
I'm watching a three hour movie with my girlfirend da michi

>>49478105
Cool, why don't you tell me fish's cut from stream? Talents' cut from merch? The IP rights of invaders? Contract details? If the talent even know each others contracts or cuts? Your parasocial bonds with the talent who can't leave without losing their entire identity doesn't mean much objectively.

>>51043415
They are but my main fetish is hanes and the ultra rare fruit of the loom I like the classics not this new aged garbage like Calvin Klein and Victoria Secret

>>51043315
>Lia didn't work hard and Lia Likers used to melt down with cancels
>she starts focusing and working hard
>now they are understanding and ok with it
crazy how it works

>>51043404
https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vTITtNMmtiYNhskGpM6o8Z_N7XJXkqDDQ9Uy0K0QldJy-Tj3B7p6JKBJt7BML6DZqWS1CzXZKfjyaoy/pub

>>51043303
>Which phase girls would do this?
Honestly none of them. Even the ones on the more libertine side of things.

>>51043476
Please tell me you're putting that on Ao3

>>51043251
No, clip-ons suck. I need a full outfit.

>>51043460
The waistband is a great part of them for me, but I get what you’re saying. In terms of briefs, Hanes are a close second

What if Lord of War starred the Phase Girls?
>Lumi: International arms dealer, Lord of War
>Pippa: African warlord

>>51042630
Same

>>51043609
lia is the fuck up brother yeah

>>51043362
You forgot hime exists again?

>>51042630
>>51043623
Stop self-posting Hime. Get back to work

What is our Lord of the Board rep?

Soon femanons

>>51043303
Noneof them because they don't seem to have an issue with male sexuality

>>51043647
2 more weeks

How come there are loads of male British vtubers but hardly any female ones? I want a cute British dork to bully

>>51043804
this is one of those things where women bow to peer pressure. none of them probably believe that shit but if they had friends who were doing it they would tag along. all it takes is one harpy in a group of women to rouse the rest of them into supporting something retarded

>>51043730
Yeah, soon we will get married

>>51043943
Kilia and Rin!

I love Panko.
I will always love Panko.
Not a day goes by where I don't think about how much I love Panko.

>>51043670
fishman I think

>>51043943
Shondo

Oh man, I can't wait for the Tenma/Lumi/Shiina/LIa tournament. Specially Lia!

>>51043476
Arigatou

I love Shiina!

>>51043943
because the majority of female british vtubers have that thick cockney accent that grates on your ears, very rarely do you find a british girl with a pleasant voice who does vtubing

>thread winds down from the drama
>suddenly off-topic seethe bait
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........
Probably just coincidence surely.

Can I ask you guys a question?

>>51043943
rin penrose from jewcorp

>>51044088
What drama, the panko clone?

>>51044109
You just did.

RATE THE STREAM
RATE THE MOVIE
RATE THE COMMENTARY
RATE DA MICHI

>>51043958
Unironically this. Doesn't really matter what they actually believe, if they have friends doing it, they'll also do it to conform. One of my exes who was pretty moderate/right-leaning got back in touch with some of her old friends who were all radfems over the pandemic and she became unhealthily obsessed with identity politics and LGBT shit.
With that being said, I feel like Shiina would probably be the most likely to organize some radfem walkout.

>>51043943
my imoutowife is the only br'ish vtuber you should need

>>51043943
Rin is awful don't watch her. The most normalfag vtuber to ever exist. Extremely boring and male collabs.

>>51044144
I saw she was streaming too late and got bothered that twitch was trying to make me log into something so didn't watch/10

>>51044144
I don't have amazon prime/10

>>51044144
comfy/10
too long/10
cute/10
DA MICHI/10

>>51044126
The dress code thing. Just look at the way the replies are written.

>>51000000

I love this Panda

Panko is my favorie poc as well

>>51044314
Hair too greasy

>>51044338
soundpost of her whole rant?

i wish i could see mimi collab with a phase girl

I didn't know that dizzy is a slug. That's fucking gross

>>51044344
No? It's silky.

>>51044344
did she show her hair?

>Fishman currently fighting for the future of this thread

Fishman wrecking in the Rumble

>>51044440
Only her pubes but it was blurry.

>>51044472
fuck

>>51044457
And he's gone

since there's no Lia today who am I supposed to drink with? drinking alone makes you an alcoholic and I don't want to be that :(

>>51044457
>throws to go back to not shipping merch
FISHMAN HATE

>>51043866
After all these threads..
It is complete

>>51044546
You can drink with me man

>>51044546
Just find a homeless guy and buy him some drink, he will keep you company as long as you buy him drinks... thats what i do after work

anyone watching Iori?

>>51044698
Muted, yeah

>>51044698
just tuned in. her voice was nice when she was whispering. now i want to tune out again

>>51044698
Her voice sounds like you made a vocaloid bank from the sound of cellophane paper being crumpled then autotuned.

>>51044737
She should learn from the other talents and use an ai voice changer.

>>51044610
Good work Nasaposter

>>51043609
Lia is the coked out brother
Jelly is the abused manipulated wife

iori sounds like one of my friends because of that vocal fry or whatever it's called

I for one think Iori's voice is charming!

>>51044756
i dont know if it's that bad. she just sounds like a 13 year old boy

imagine not watching this extremely fuckable deer

>>51044610
N-ice

I want to shampoo, condition, lightly trim and brush Airis pubes.

>>51044610
Nasa wouldn't say that...

is Jelly the only idol in this company?

>>51045021
I actually don't understand the joke. Is Nasa actually based or is this poster just very bored

>>51045030
Lia is an anal idol.

>>51045030
Lumi is my favorite idol in Phase Connect

>>51045038

>>51045030
No Sakana is a liar

https://youtu.be/iTlz4-Ejzuo
Loomi is gonna play a citybuilder soon, I hope she doesn't struggle with this one as she does with dorf fort.

People like Shiina should learn their fucking place and realize they have no place in the vtubing community

>>51044698
no she hates us

People like anon should learn their fucking place and realize they have no place in the vtubing community

>>51045150
I want to fuck the Shiina cat.

>>51043730
>>51043968
I WILL court seething femanon
I WILL move in with seething femanon
I WILL marry seething femanon
I WILL start a family with seething femanon
I WILL love seething femanon and spoil her rotten

>>51045150
woah there, anon. You're gonna piss some people off with that one

>>51045038
The joke is that Nasa doesn't understand anything posted here, but still posts here anyway. Kind of a riff on the girls are all /here/ with the least likely candidate. It started with a greentext, and then just turned into its current incarnation. Also, Nasaposter caught a few bans, but the damage has been done. Nasa is now powerful enough to beam the racism directly into the heads of anyone who frequents this thread.

what was Dizzy saying about lolis the other day? i was half asleep and i thought she was going to talk about amputee lolis and i wanted to hear but fell asleep instead.

>>51045150
Fascinating theory but could you please explain further what you mean?

>>51045144
based

>>51045160
she doesn't hate me, what do you mean?

>>51045150

>>51045144
Isn't she studying engineering or something? It should be a walk in a park for her.

>>51045150
Based

never knew Lumi was indian

>>51045345
If engineers made good cities Chandigarh and Brasilia would be utopias.

>>51045407
The joke is that the poster is.

>>51045345
>studying
She graduated. Also it wasn't mechanical or electrical engineering, it was social.

>>51045414
It'll be ok Lumi isn't brown. She will bring Germania to reality.

Airi should do dog girl ASMR

Phase Nemesis Ichigo Nogashi (formerly Mel Nekomata) live in 5 minutes! Come check her out if you have time :)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=DhLgMfvvA5o

I'm a big fan of the pregnant art

>>51045556
I will not watch this literal rrat.

>>51045054
Likers are anal fans.

>>51042523
Cuck OP

It's always the fucking blue haired goblinas that go HUWAAWAAWAWAWA

>>51045556
What does she have to do with Phase?

>>51045568
The what now? You have my attention

>>51045150
People like the Lia Likers should realize that Shiina is unironically more talented and entertaining than Lia.

>>51045645
Pippa and pipnigs doxxed her on Farms and made her graduate and change models like 6 times

>>51045568
>>51045646

>>51045144
This one in particular is one of those sandbox ones, if she struggles shes retarded
>>51045345
Not how it works

>>51045691
and I'll do it again too

People like the Lia Likers should realize that Shiina is unironically into anal and wouldn't mind you doing her in the ass for hours.

>>51045556
Will she brap?

>>51045708
Hey I did that.

>>51043476
Lia wew

>>51045691
I heard that was some discord server's doing

>>51045746
okay *cums*

>>51045484
>already graduated
Time is running out

>>51045631
Don't you dare be mean to Ruria

>>51045708
Oh hey I'm in the picture

>>51045407
Can you tell me why sir?!?!

Trust time?

>>51045746
I like Lia because of her energy
she makes me feel young and she kickstarts my heart

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTlz4-Ejzuo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTlz4-Ejzuo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTlz4-Ejzuo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTlz4-Ejzuo
Will you trust today?

>>51045331
I don't know how to feel about this vid.

>>51045826
>>51045843
No

I miss Remi...

>>51045746
No one in Phase Connect likes anal

I hope Lia feels better…

>>51045871
Yes

>>51045331
Please don't feed garbage to animals.

>>51045933
No

>>51045923
Lia spent 2 hours yesterday talking about things being shoved up her butthole.

>>51045556
People seriously aren't into this right? I thought that the whole brapposting arc regarding Yuri and Lia was just an elaborate shitpost.

>>51045923
did lia also do one?

>>51045331
That looks unironically good

>>51045923
She's a coward for not including Loli

Yellow woman is on

Gumis I have watched her homeless VOD. I think she was born to entertain people. I am starting to trust her...

LUMI GOT THE PANDA KISS

>>51046048
Panko didn't either, might be a management thing

>>51046015
There is an alternate timeline where phase became the brap company this time last year. The brapposter was getting validation from Pippa, Lia, Lumi, Yuri, and Tenma

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTlz4-Ejzuo

>>51046133
>is allowed to put rape on the list
>"no loli"

tf

>>51046133
Panko said that the person who made the list was a coward for not adding it and had Shimapan as the honorary loli tag

>>51046048
none of them ever do

>>51046024
yes

>>51045923
She would still let you do her in the butt for hours.

17 talents
2 streams

>>51046015
The current personality she’s adopted seems to be dropping the brapposting. Don’t know how long it will last

>>51046195
lia did
>>51045923
too bad for them

Lumi "There's no options in the menu!"
*settings*

>>51046195
Lia included it.

>>51046133
>>51046189
This. Panko said she goes UUOOOHHHH IRL if she saw Loli art.

>>51046279
She's been trying to run from her brap past ever since she dropped the Mel persona but the brapfags just keep haunting her.

>>51046307
>I like loli
>she had the courage to rank loli
hmmmmm maybe i should give Lia another shot

>>51046133
It's not. The list creator excluded it.

>I gain 50lbs
Architectbros...

Iori is ovulating live on stream

>>51046307
>abandoned south park
>nuked a vod because of the word goon
>played a game dedicated to penis and anal rape last night
>actually ranks loli and ranks it favorably
lia is an enigma

>lumi eats at her desk
disgusting

>>51046460
I still wonder what she thought goon meant

>>51046460
Lia operates on Lia morality. She probably has a sense of right and wrong, but what she thinks is right and wrong are wildly divergent from reality.

>>51046460
>nuked a vod because of the word goon
What the fuck?
I'm Australian and that's slang for cheap wine which comes in a foil bag.

>>51046527
She is literally me

>>51046411

>>51046552
Lia thought it was a bad word that chat was trying to pull over on her, rather than a word to refer to something awful denizens, after she mentioned she was on something awful back in the day.

>>51046460
I don't get the freak out over genital jousting

>>51046552
goon is synonymous with coomer now

>>51046526
>>51046552
gooning is zoomer slang for masturbating

Why Xalamon grooms Lumi so hard when he's supposed to be the main janny?

>>51046526
lia prob thought it was a new slur for niggers

>>51046605
american puritanism

>>51046661
>>51046605
nah its gross and not even funny

>breath is stinky
>breathes all over you anyways

>>51046015
Mel also shitted on stream and masturbated with a toothbrush

I just finished the last of my shit. Should I
>Watch Jelly's Monetization celebration
>finish Panko's donothon VOD
>trust

>>51046732
Jelly does some karaoke. Maybe watch that before it gets muted on the vod

I want to make sweet love to Lumi’s bushy beaver

>>51046732
Watch Lumi but don't trust her.

>>51046732
Jelly

I love Lumi but why is she playing an unsexy beaver game

>>51045222
'just because you're into lolis doesn't mean you like dealing with actual children' in between yelling at her sister's kids to shut the hell up while she's streaming

kinda threw me off guard and i'm surprised there weren't more posters making a bigger deal out it when it happened

>I'm a fucking retard
I mean, it's obvious but you don't have to be so down on yourself, Lumi.

>>51046605
It's pretty boring when the novelty wears off. Which is about a minute after you start playing.

Hoodie Lumi...my beloved

WTF Tradwifebros where you at?

>>51046810
it's because people here tend to not give a fuck and understand the difference between reality and fiction. The fact that so many normies and tourists can't get that is annoying. Wish it didn't affect the content so much.

That "Lumi nooooo" was weirdly hot
Or I'm just able to get up for anything at this point

>>51045923
During a Collab Pippa said she would do anal when she misunderstood a question

Lumi is really great at streaming in my opinion.

jongers, im improving

>>51046717
>masturbated with a toothbrush
I jerked off to it once when I found the video on my computer and forgot it was Mel. It was definitely one of my darker moments.

>wants to play with her friend
based lumi

>>51045923
very few women do

>>51046898
IT'S DEFENSELESS GO GO GO

>>51046810
>i'm surprised there weren't more posters making a bigger deal out it when it happened
She didn't invite the usual suspects into her house so the usual meltdowns didn't happen. It really is that simple.
>>51046867
A-non?
He's talking about the "have kids in the background running around" aspect not the "is pro-loli" aspect. Context reps.

>>51046839
I feel like she wears the hoodie outfit as often if not more than her default outfit.

>>51046911
You're not supposed to say that out loud

>>51046898
Defenseless...

Lumi and Shiina are close

>>51046962
Hot!

>>51046911
Don't you fucking dare telling that to her. She wouldn't believe you anyways

>>51045923
anal is a jewish meme pushed by the porn industry

>>51046962
Hag connect

Lumi and Selen play D4 on hardcore, why don't you?

>>51046911
Tenma and Lumi are my go-tos in terms of pure streaming entertainment. Sakana is really lucky to have them.

>>51046940
didnt she talk about how she negotiated in her contract that she could commission outfits whenever she wanted then proceeded to never do it because the others couldnt and she felt bad?

>>51046962
Shiina is what Lumi managed to avoid becoming by picking up vtubing in time.
They see themselves in each other.
t. Expert shaman/some of this was said previously

>>51047018
Like if you could make a niche video game stream entertaining, you're a really good streamer.

>>51047015
I don't play modern blizzard games

>>51046938
same thing still applies. liking of lolis doesn't really have any bearing on your feelings towards kids.

>>51047082
>if you could make a niche video game stream entertaining,
a quarter of the time she's just silently playing the game

>>51047070
>26 year old loser woman
>30 year old loser woman
I don't think lumi avoided anything she's just a younger shiina

>>51047082
>>51047018
Game streaming is not innately high effort but game streaming with something as slow-paced like LISA or Rainworld does teach very good habits in terms of keeping up the energy, aye.

>>51046962
Yes, they're together in my bed

>>51047070
Lumi just does a better job appearing genuine on stream

Bets on how many beavers lumi loses on her first drought?

>>51047119
Huh? Is Lumi ever silent? I feel like she talks non-stop

>>51047037
It doesn't seem like that has actually affected anything yet because her current frequency is only like 2 models a year anyway, if the new model comes out around August as planned.

>>51047110
Unless you like wemi, who is realistic child experience.

>>51047119
If only she would shut the fuck up

>>51047155
All of them.

>>51047119
>silent
>lemon
anon she's a woman

>>51047173
definitely a difference between Wemi acting like a child (something cute and endearing) and dealing with an actual child. holy shit one deserves supas the other deserves a punt.

Phase is exit only

wow get shit on hat-maker

>>51047110
AGAIN YOU ARE FUCKING UP YOUR CONTEXT
The point is that 997 out of 1000 times kids running around in the background would lead to apocalyptic levels of cuckposting with the other 2 times being long diatribes about reproductive choices and only 1 out of 1000 having smooth sailing and little reactions.

>>51047193
No. Why the fuck would you want her to shut the fuck up?

>>51047163
>>51047193
>>51047198
i was talking about miichan
i feel like sometimes she just starts streaming because she has nothing else to do with no intention to entertain anyone

>>51047138
I thought lumi was supposed to be 29

>>51046928
Most of them had a bad experience involving their horny teenage boyfriend and never gave it a second chance with someone who knows what they're doing, it's a shame

Based fishman

>>51047173

"no no no no no no no no"

>>51047288
sound?

>>51047283
He keeps tight security on his harem

>>51047244
that's just because dizzy having nephews, not sons, is common knowledge even among the schizos

>Lumi almost makes a swastika out of the buildings.
I love her so fucking much.

I'm trusting again bros...

>post
Oh come on now.
>>51047138
She avoided a good deal of the health problems and raw blackpilling Shiina experienced is my point. Shiina seems to have been decently optimistic before working actual white collar engineer labour because tech hivers are sociopathic assholes on almost the same level as hollyjew producers (nowadays).

Lumi avoided that by becoming an anime girl and while she's certainly had her share of bad experiences her baseline opinion of the world seems quite a bit less irreconcilably damaged.

>>51047404
Watching her build wide and not tall really hurts. The best thing about this game is building buildings on top of other buildings.

go away homobeggars

>A bunch of Lumi's youtube chat is shilling homostars
Grim

Honestly need to stop watching vtubers making me want a gf again

>>51047416
IDIOT, SHE'LL JUST BETRAY YOU AGAIN

>shien
white girl...

>>51047324
>>51047283
Wait what happened?

>>51047453
this, why are they trying to convince her to watch males

>>51047465
The femanons have a right to post in chat too you know. They can't be seething all the time.

>>51047483
No males allowed in this coffee company.

>>51047488
it's the new audience she wanted so badly

>>51047483
Lumi was talking about how there will never be a male vtuber at Phase.

>>51047532
>femanons have rights
You are wrong.

>Tenma is Lumis favorite
Should I be worried or Proud?

I think one of the easiest things Jelly could and should improve first about her streaming would be to @everyone the work server and ask them to help her formulate a proper goodbye phrase. It's a tiny-ass thing but stuff like that gives your stream a sense of refinement, which is extra important when you stream relatively small hours.
Uruka's Elvis reference for example is genuinely fun each time.

>>51047582
Lumi has good taste.

>>51047532
Our femanons hate men, they are feminists

>>51047582
Anyone who watches Tenma is based.

>>51047582
Proud

>>51047582
Tenma is also Pippa and Shiina's favorite streamer

>I like Ina as a person
lumi likes horrid cunts?

>>51047556
>>51047539
Aaaaaaaah. I mean this was known but yeah fair enough. Based. I don't even personally mind maletubers or male collabs but the overall dynamics of pretty much every type of space improve when they're monogendered and in entertainment that applies moreso than other places.

I love Lumi...

>>51047632
Ina seems nice

>>51047632
That fits.

>gonna be over 2 hours late for frogging due to work
Fuck this gay earth. What if one of them kills it before I get off?

>>51047679
>What if one of them kills it before I get off?
I really wouldn't worry about that

>>51047632
How bitter do you have to be to hate someone as inoffensive as Ina?

>>51047679
>>51047679
>What if one of them kills it before I get off?
It will be taken care of. Do not worry your pretty little head. As for the matter of compensation... we'll contact you in time.

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>>51045150
>>51045746
Shut the Fuck Up
>>51047138
Lumi is 30?

Does Lumi actually lose viewers every time she opens genshin or is that a meme?

>>51047632
She's Korean, not her fault.

>>51047718
People hate her because she has a vshojo collab on twitch today

imma need to see jelly and wemi throwing hands on who can be the most annoying SEA talent in phase

>>51047756
not really, although she does tell people to fuck off it's time for the mandated genshin portion
numbers are bad when she starts the stream with genshit

>>51047767
Oh, which one? Haachamas collab with iron mouse was harmless.

>>51047756
It's a debuff game for sure, but Lumi playing Genshin still has a higher average CCV than nearly every talent.

>>51047767
With Henya?

>>51047632
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT

SEETHING FEMANON NEEDS IMPREGNATION CORRECTION

>>51047756
it's a lie, anyone that doesn't like genshin is a seething femanon

>>51047632
people only like her because of her art and model

>>51047756
Kinda. Sunday is always a big day for her, but Genshit streams are only like 100-200 ccv less than a normal day.

>>51047797
Jelly would win because of her high caste East Asian paleness making Wemi submit instantly.

>>51047756
She usually have zatsu-like time during genshin, so it's not that bad for her, but, yeah, Genshin is the great filter for viewers.

>in a meeting at work
>Asking about weekend plans
>Everyone going to concerts and parties, even 50+ year-olds
>Get asked my plans
>Can't tell them my plans are watching Lia take a bath and Nene's outfit reveal
>"I'm just going to the bank lol" which is true
>"Oh well have fun anon"
It's actually over

>>51047886
Isn't all her stream Zatsu-like? It's the reason why she's so entertaining.

>>51047843
This, but Lumi.

>>51047756
if I actually want to watch the stream I will close it but if I keep Lumi as a background noise as usual I don't mind

>>51048030
but anon repeats himself

>>51047937
At least you have work

>>51048030
Lumi is seething femanon

>>51047718
>inoffensive
You meant two write boring, lazy, and entitled, right?

imagine a threesome with jelly and wemi but sakana is watching your every move

>>51047937
nice blog wagenormie

I hope you guys liked the custom graphics I made for the Fishman.

>>51048134
That's fine. He can take notes.

>>51048134
Ignoring jelly to fuck wemi with the force of a thousand suns.

>>51048134
that's fine I'll get him a comfortable cuck chair

>>51048134
I'll let Sakana have Jelly so he's distracted.

>>51047944
Not for ~200 people and/or they actively dislike genshin.

>>51047937
Activities you can report on when asked for weekend plans!
>"I think I'm going to clean the place, gonna be hard to invite anyone in if it look the way it looks" (makes people mentally reframe your weirdness as a positive thing cause being obsessively orderly is only bad when directly confronted with it and implies you have big social plans coming up)
>Going to help out some relatives (pro social activity needs no elaboration)
>Gonna repair/clean/use [vehicle] to do [thing] (handsome and staid-yet-worldly unless it's an electric scooter)
>"Some person I haven't seen in a while's gonna come over and we'll see where things lead us from there"
Hope that helps! Obviously you'll want to pick the one most reflective of your situation!!

>>51048134
jokes on you I'M GOING TO RAM SAKANA IN HIS FISH HOLE HAHA

>>51047937
>in a meeting at work
>Asking about weekend plans
My condolences. I avoid coworkers on matters that are not work-related and when shit like this happens in work meetings, it's quite infuriating.

>>51046048
Well she did say that loli would be in the upper section (S-B) when someone asked through donation.

>>51048121
>two

>>51048134
He would be in the back corner counting the cash you gave him for this.

>>51047937
I know that feeling. I just tell people I'm watching science youtube videos so they stop asking.

Sakana has no idea how to run a company, it's a miracle that he keeps getting bailed out and kept afloat.

>>51048251
These. I've used them back in college when I kept being invited to go to discos and I hate those places.

>>51048134
I want to give all my focus to Jelly while Wemi sits there envious and seething until she attacks me

>>51046928
The sad reality. Evry girl I've been with, it was a no.

>>51048251
Thanks for the social engineering tips, rosebud. I will use them to pretend I'm not an autistic schizophrenic

>>51047937
Enjoy your well earned weekend, liker!

>>51048396
>bailed out
By who?

>>51048396
Two more weeks and the evil fish will be defeated.

this is probably the largest meal wemi has eaten in months
besides my dick of course

>>51046526
Maybe gook? But does she even know that word?

>>51048517
Wemi makes my concernfag act up and I can't watch her.

>>51048517
Wem...

>>51048544
You know, with Lia its a mystery. She has arcane knowledge of things man was not meant to know, but ignorance of basic concepts at times. Almost like she's an eldritch being we worship as a god...

>>51046732
Panko.
The ending part is the best with all the cunny correction sounds.

The contempt in Lumi's voice when she says "gay" gonna make me act up.

who does the best GFE in all Phase Connect?

>>51048511
Won't have to wait that long.

Gumis, care to explain? When did Lumi become an Architect

>>51048463
You should however pick up an actual solo outside hobby eventually to better pad out your stories and just be generally more well-rounded! Unironically bird watching is a great one! It's weird and eccentric but you can easily gaslight yourself into enjoying it and you get into contact with dweeby people since the ornithology community often relies on amateurs for their reports!
>>51048425
I just ramble to the most fucked up person when I'm dragged to go cause they won't remember and are too doped up to get bored, but yes there's always ways!
One time I was talking to someone about like corn or something and they decided to sit on my lap! That was pretty funny!

>>51048517
At least she's sleeping early. I'll pretend she's alive by watching vods. Wemi wuv.

>>51048652
Femanon.

Vtubing isn't about fame or money, it's about fujos getting that reverse harem of introvert autistic boys they wanted since the Tumblr days

>You can't call Lumi your oshi to her without her breaking your fucking knees

>>51048652
Me

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