/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>51033380
She hates her fans for being right wing chuds

>>51033380
Because shes pregnant with me im the baby

>>51033380
she literally did a bit over a week ago. she told you shes working on multiple projects. just be patient holy shit

>>51033380
She doesn’t give a fuck anymore. She’s made her money. She probably has a 6-7 figure bank balance.

>>51033406
>homobeggars are left wingers trying to ruin another hobby
Imagine my shock

>SEA hours
>nonstop flood of gura bait threads

>>51033622
>she told you shes working on multiple projects.
So is Miko. And Suisei. And Pekora. And Koyori. And Mori.

What makes Gura so special that she gets a free pass for not doing one of the most important parts of her job because she has multiple obligations? Koyori has done FOUR original songs and 10 covers since joining Hololive while streaming an average of 180 hours per month.

>>51033768
I dont care what others do. im telling you what Gura told herself on why she doesnt stream as much. that and other things making it difficult for her. everything else is just anti rrats

>>51033380
Why won't you just stop seething?

It's going to be hilarious when she finally does a ''lets talk'' stream and the reason for no streams for countless months is LE DEPRESSION.
You'll then see a lot of anons who usually say depression isn't real cope and explain how tough it is for Gura to roll out of bed and stream a game for 2 hours.

>>51033838
That's a lot of words to say "lazy".

>>51033838
And her excuse is fucking bullshit. There is absolutely nothing she could be doing behind the scenes that is absorbing so much of her time she can't do 3 one hour streams a week. Again, other Holos manage there is no reason to hold Gura to a lesser standard unless you're a cuck who thinks women earning more money than a brain surgeon deserve to fuck around and not do what they're paid to do.

She would have retired by now if she was anyone else. Cover will pay her not to quit so they can sell her numbers to investors.

>>51033940
Nene has diagnosed "depression" (still a spook, they just need Christ) and she's managed 20x the number of stream hours as Gura.

>>51033568
Who's the father

>>51033940
I wouldn’t be surprised because I honestly think Gura is kinda menhera. At least it’s lore accurate considering Gura/Gawr.

>>51033767
fair, but where are the streams tho?

>>51034058
(You)

>>51033940
roru she ain't explaining shit, chumbuds will be lucky to get a live birthday stream

>>51033380
>luxiem number meltdown deflection thread
>luxiem number meltdown deflection thread
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>luxiem number meltdown deflection thread
>luxiem number meltdown deflection thread

>>51033380
no

>>51033380
her womb got addicted to cum me, I'm the cum

>>51033380
She's pregnant anon. Just a few more months.

>>51033380
streaming is so 2020, get with the times already

>>51033380
You get 2, maybe 3 streams a month, don't push it.
>>51034821
Qrd?

>>51033380
Remember when Chumbud's legitimately believed she didn't stream because she got a little sunburnt?

>>51033975
okay man, don't support her or give her any more of your attention then.
No one here cares about your dependency on a vtuber.

>>51033380
it's ztream excuse me

>>51037435
Drama is always fun

>>51033380
Kiara permissions hort, since Ame has dibs on Kiara currently, please understand

>>51034016
This has never stopped chumbuds from coping. They also say tummy hort and projects hort are good excuses when we have dozens of examples of Holos who work through those minor inconveniences.

>>51033838
>everything else is just anti rrats
When hololive talents sign their NDA their are many things they can no longer say because it would break their contract. Not having absolute faith in Cover corp doesn't make someone a Gura anti. What happened with Kson proves that even with all the money they can provide that hololive talents can get into major fights with management.

>>51033622
Where is her Queen cover?

>>51033380
Here's your karaoke, bro.

>>51033380
lazy and she doesnt want to

>>51033406
but she is right wing, she thinks men are better than women

>>51033380
Mumei deflection thread

>>51039436
holy fk the pain and despair from the gura shrimps

>>51033380
>Gura's wife: Shion
>Gura's oshi: Aqua

There you go buddy

>>51038658
I dislike Kiara with a passion but she fkn streamed while literally coughing blood.
And then we have this lazy shark...

>>51044236
That would explain a lot

>>51033380
Anon she tweeted just a few hours ago give her time I'm sure we'll get something today or tomorrow

>>51044455
>a few hours ago
Time travel, Anon. That was 13 days ago.

>>51044219
AI will be the final Gura killer

>>51033380
Because you don't deserve her. Maybe if you stop complaining for one day but that seems impossible for you fake ass fans.

Gura is too good for you all.

>>51033406
She is conservative chud herself, she just hates the pedo demographic of her fanbase who are basically shitting on her image by turning her into a sex symbol for pedophiles.

>>51045216
>she hates the pedo demographic
She's self-hating?

>>51033380
Because management keeps banning every game she wants to stream.

>>51045216
So why doesn't she change her chat culture? It's absolutely possible. She cultivated this fan base, it's not purely her model that made it happen.
She has the chat she created and deserves.

>>51045216
>panders to pedos
>hates pedos
Maybe she hates them, but she clearly doesn't hate their money

>>51044383
I dislike Kiara with a passion because she is a snake who doxxed Subaru and it's the only case with proof, the other cases probably got Rushia fired. Cover was that retarded since they hired both the escort that got blacklisted from the industry and the orc girl. Even if its the last Gura stream, it won't change the fact that Kiara is an evil bitch who deserves to burn in the deepest cirlcle hell forever, all devils deserve it. Are we clear?

>>51045757
>So why doesn't she change her chat culture?
Because she doesn't stream enough to change it.

How did a gura streaming thread turned into a culture war thread? Is vt trying to be the new /pol/?

>>51046618
after all this time tempiss and nijinig foids finally find their husbandos boring so they come to gossip

>>51033406
I always wondered if her chat going full /pol/ when she played the funny jew song in trombone champ actually offended her but if it did she did a good job hiding it.

It's all Nijsanji's fault.
Gura not streaming? Nijisanji.
HoloEN hates their fans? Nijisanji.
Tempus? Nijisanji.
Mom taking away your superchat allowance? Nijisanji.

>>51045076
enable her laziness even more, great that ought to solve it anon...

>>51033622
She's been holding off on streams because of "upcoming projects" since august fucking 2022. There are no projects, dumbass

>>51047394
>since august fucking 2022
Way before that. I remember back in 2021 when she was playing Minecraft and was talking about how she currently had like 5-6 original songs in the works. I wish I could find the clip.

>>51047394
Gura's upcoming projects:
>Cure for cancer
>Peace in the middle east
>Perpetual motion machine
>Cold fusion
>Dyson sphere

After she's done with that she'll be back to stream regularly dont worry chumbuds!

>>51034282
that's right, me

>>51033380
She is just lazy shit. Lazy, but cute, so it's ok.

>>51047474
Sad that council is surpassing Gura in orisongs

>>51045216
I don't buy that one for a second. Given she's made occasional cunnyposter jokes herself.

>>51034016
Christ doesn't help.

>>51033406
>She hates her fans for being right wing chuds
*casts a spell to make the holocaust real retroactively*

>>51033622
What I don't get its that she doesn't sing, doesn't stream, doesn't show anything but she is always talking about this "projects" she is working on as the reason she doesn't do any of those things (not even a tweet lmao)

But... the other Holos are working in several projects aswell, release songs regularly and stream aswell, they do 3D, collabs, sponsorships, and then they show their projects.

Gura only talks about projects but never show any of them!

>>51046581
hey orcschizo I haven't seen you in a while

ppl saying hololive was charging them to make their own music videos? False Eye D try to say this in last video wtf. if that was true that is fucked up and cheap

>>51039436
Wow, the portuguese one sounds so good.

>>51052271
The talents cover the expenses of their music and MVs, yes. This isn't news.

>>51039436
The cupid one has almost 500k views now

>>51044773
>AI will be the final Gura killer
Gentlemen we can rebuild her! We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world's first artificially intelligent shark girl. Gawr Gura will be that shark girl. Better than she was before. Better, stronger, faster.

>>51045216
she is a cunny poster and also a DDGL

if you watched streams you would know since she likes saying "Daddy" whenever possible

>streams decline when Coco graduates
>meets up with an unnamed sempai and suddenly streams stop altogether

She's waiting out her contract to join Vshojo so she can do react content and talk about dicks. All other answers are a cope.

>>51053078
They done sent her to Brazil, what a shame.
The accent really caught me off guard, I didn't expect it to be so uncanny.

>>51052271
>False Eye D try to say this in last video wtf.
wtf you are trying to say, brown nigger?

>>51033406
>She hates her fans
She doesn't hate them. Hating them would require her to actually think about them. They're nothing but a paycheck to her.

>>51033380

>>51039436
The real Gura sang the Digimon song on stream, why would you do an (ai cover)?

>>51033975
Gura is exploring the Amazon river. No internet in the jungle

She went into deep depression when she learned that nyanners got a boyfriend and never recovered

>>51066974
She's just like me fr...

Gura found out that I was married and thus we could never be. This put her into a deep depression.

she's got long coof + existing anaemia. let her rest

>>51047536
the dyson sphere is kind of a stretch though IMO

>>51059752
damn you now i cant get that song out of my head lol

>>51033568
Also me I'm doing a soul transfer.

>>51052271
Holomen pay into their own MVs, but I doubt Cover makes them pay the full cost. It's probably to ensure they don't put out stuff that they aren't passionate about.
Also, if they didn't do this, then how would they pay for all the girls' MVs? If Cover paid all of the costs, then they'd have to constantly tell the girls "no" whenever they wanted to do a new project and would only allow ones that they thought would be the most profitable. As a fan, I don't want them to operate that way.

Why the fuck would you stream when people give you money anyways?

>>51072011
I really hope you're talking about the theme song to the six million dollar man and not some electronica zoomer bullshit.

>>51033380
yagoo is uploading gura's and haachama's consciousness into the holoearth metaverse. it's a difficult and risky process, please wish them luck

>>51033380
Because she can get away with it
It's partly your fault

After seeing how stressed Asmongold gets Gura is probably the same. She should stream on a non-monetized side channel to relax

>>51033380
because her fans will give her enough money to pay rent and live comfy for another 3 month break till her next stream

Ackchually she knows that she has to stream, and plans to do so the next day, but then she forgets because sharkbrain, haha cute shark forgor

>>51033380
She's in Japan right now, then needs to take a plane to California for Connect the World -- with all that's going on, she's only making time for collabs that she previously committed too

>>51033380
having sex with her black boyfriend

>>51033406
Then I sympathize with her

>>51050261
>Gura only talks about projects but never show any of them!
Maybe her attitude to finishing Atlantis is reflective of her attitude to work behind the scenes too? It's so simple but nobody seems to want to accept it. If Gura was capable of actually managing her time then she wouldn't have so much unfinished shit we can see, it seems very delusional to think she's some incredible workaholic who is juggling 5 different projects in the works when we know she can't even manage to deal with building a fucking minecraft building.

>>51033380
Move on.

>>51045216
Bruh she literally is a pedo herself

>>51074720
I can understand Asmongold getting stressed, considering he actually streams. What does Gura get stressed at? Watching tiktok videos while earning triple digits every week from passive income?

It was only a matter of time before she stopped caring. Remember this is not the first time she's done something like this. She has the attention span of a gnat and gets bored with things very easily. Then wants to move on to the next new thing to begin the cycle anew.

>>51033380
Watch Phase Connect instead

>>51074597
This just shows that the wagie cagie is justice. Most people just won't work if they don't need to.