/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I miss my boyfriend.

I AM GOING FUCKING INSANE
I ALREADY MISS MIO
I KNOW SHE IS SUFFERING AND CRYING IN HER ROOM A LOT
AND I CAN'T ABSOLUTELY DO JACK FUCK NOTHING SHIT ABOUT ALL OF THAT
FUCK ME

I had a dream Lisa did a face reveal, totally randomly right in the middle of a music review. She looked like a preteen boy in the dream. I was also pretty upset about this in said dream, was weirdly relieving to wake up and realize it was not real

Attention all Vtubers! This is your new wifey speaking!
Throw away all pride. Throw away all pride and just pander. Pander to the lowest common denominator. Do GFE if you have to. That is my advice. Do vore ASMR, yeah, just do vore ASMR. Just throw away your pride and do the vore ASMR.
Thank you for your attention.

>>50923567
Already did. Will post if she deletes or privates it.
Provided the meidos don't ban me AGAIN for mentioning thing that happen on vtuber streams which are apparently off-topic on the vtuber board.

Squeezable and milkable

Spidercat waking up but making her stay in bed a few more minutes to cuddle and caress her fluffy spider legs

Any meru pantyshots? Or at least hit me up with some nice meru thighs

>>50924009
Just gotta keep sending our love and energy across the universe to her

>>50925347
yeah but stop posting the dog
It makes me nervous

>>50925426

>>50924847
1:47:30

>>50925426
Creamy is BASED

I don't care if the dog is based or not, dogs frights me

>>50925919
boo!

>>50925850
It's so little yet it got me very excited.. cute color.
Thanks anon, can't believe it only happened once, or did she edit the vod?

[Ami news]
She wants to be licked by a cow
https://twitter.com/amiyaaranha/status/1666465616553816066

>>50927486

S P I C Y
L A T I N A
B U T T H O L E

>>50927486
Yeah, moo.

>Ami thought the x holding a phone edits were supposed to be depicting them taking a picture of something weird
Shes so cute I love her

>Maybe we could have a breakfast/lunch section in the beginning with your priestess as well? I think I'll be hungry during the stream
Architectbros winni-
>No eating section anymore cause tum hort TT O TT
It's so over...

Maria's finally getting back to Pokémon Ranger 2
https://www.twitch.tv/mariaparadisia

Nice hat

>ywn rub Maria's tummy when it horts

Bless Maria's accent making her pronounce "coke" like "cock"

[Maria news]
She used to be chubby chubby

Ember spotted on panko's birthday stream

Also Ember monetization stream at 12pm and Dizzy Age of Wonders 4 at 5pm

>>50929979
Where Mio....

>>50929936
>Panko: "You can't eat all at once like that, or you're gonna get fat!"
>Ember: "Oh... That explains a lot."

>>50930115

>>50929936
>would you still love me if there were more to hold
EMBAAAAAAH

>I can do many things with this hand, like...
>Make circles

>When I feel like I wanna be fat, I go for the meatball sub
Architects being teased hard across multiple streams today

>>50930392
THERE'S TOO MANY THINGS TO PAY ATTENTION TO

Imagine how loudly Maria would scream if you snuck up behind her and shoved your fingers up her butt

Maria spanked me and then hit me with a hammer, later virgins

Is Maria pronouncing Growlithe as Growfly?

Did Meru edit the sk8 stream?

>>50931786
Doesn't look like it. My DL is 1:53 and the VOD is 1:53.

Taking Maria here on a date

Since Meru is fine with showing a little bit of skin, you need to stop concerning of nonsense and start praising what you enjoy
If you only now learned thay Meru is hot as fuck, welcome, she's also super sweet and needs praise and self confidence

>>50930115
>>50930226
>Brosnanface.png

What's with Latin Americans and Dragon Ball?

>>50932028
OK, ESL.

>>50932028
>If you only now learned thay Meru is hot as fuck
We all learned that debut day where she told everyone where she used to work.

only 47 days until Ami confesses her love for ME

>>50932266
Same, some people were surprised somehow
I'm thinking we might have new postmates concerning over stuff other streamers might care about

[Good news]
Maria remembered to save this time

Maria's sighs of relief were hot

THIS FUCKING COMPANY I SWEAR
EVEN IN DEATH

Maria and Lisa should do a screaming contest collab

>She sees your dick

Miori Celesta...

I miss my girlfriend...

>>50932642
after a tasteful date to a fancy restaurant (taqueria goku) and a couple glasses of wine, of course

>>50932755
>a couple glasses of wine
*one glass of wine

>>50932472
What happened now?

>>50932024
No way, i'm gonna take her to Shawarma Vegeta

Thinking of my spidermom with her bodacious hips and soft thighs

>tfw no cute big bertha gf to make me milk pudding and feed me while tied up, telling me it'll be alright
why even live

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
MARIA'S LUSTING AFTER HIGH SCHOOL BOYS AGAIN

>>50933165
I can't believe Ami said that...

>>50933266
>tfw named keith
life is good

I hope that Mio is okay. I miss her a lot, but also want her to not push herself too hard...

Bustin' in Maria

>>50933538
>want her to not push herself too hard
I don't think that's an issue for her lol

>>50933538
I'm sure she's just busy focusing on other work and will update us when she has a moment to spare

SHE HATES ME!

Maria is too cute aaaaaaaaaaaaa and she's so energetic too. idk why more people don't watch her, is it the twitch filter?

>>50933985
More the repeatedly vanishing filter

uuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>50933985
Don't want to get invested in someone who disappears on a whim.

>>50933985
Shitty timeslot for burgers

>>50933985
>idk why more people don't watch her
I'd blame it on the long unannounced hiatuses and her lack of networking. If she put herself out there more she'd probably see decent growth, she's very charming. Following more chuubas so she actually has some potential raid targets for when she ends stream would be a good start.

How would you describe the Maria experience?

>>50933985
Her networking could use some work. Also more communication before disappearing would be nice.

Maria's chasing a down a 'pedo

>>50933985
Who?

I have become a Nini Yuuna anti.

>Let me drink some more cock
>I like calling it cock, I think it's funny
Most seiso priestess

[MERU NEWS]

she survived the exorcism

>>50935119
>"I have a feeling I won't have a hangover tomorrow!"
-Matsuro Meru, yesterday

Good buckos follow their spidermom's instructions.
https://marshmallow-qa.com/amiyaaranha
https://marshmallow-qa.com/amiyaaranha
https://marshmallow-qa.com/amiyaaranha

IT SHOULD BE ME MARIA'S LUSTING OVER, NOT KEITH
IT'S NOT FAIR

Ember monetization party
https://youtu.be/bEDb4z1V7h4
Ami Bucko picrew drawing
https://youtu.be/7FofZO60a1Y

Ami is live drawing your buckosona!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FofZO60a1Y

>3 streams
I DON'T HAVE THE ENDURANCE FOR THIS ANY MORE

>>50935506

>>50935506
Gonna cry?

>Needs a Water-type
>Runs across half the game world looking for one for several minutes with a Bibarel in her party
Maria DUMB

Heyyy party people

Oh yeah, this is very cashmoney

Is today the day buckos finally get their dress

>Maria is getting food
We're so back

[Good news]
Maria is eating.

>I don't wanna miss a thing!
Ember I swear to god this'd better be at the top of your setlist next time you do karaoke

>>50936116
We're getting all the accessories

did ami explain why this bucko has 4 legs?

>>50936434
He stepped on two landmines

>>50936434
she will make the other 2 arms with options

>Maria learning about the Sanrio girl stereotype

EMBER CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE

I no longer want Ember gf
I NEED Ember gf

I love Mio
I miss Mio...
Mio hates (me)...

>I'm sorry that I left you guys
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Lime Woman wants to talk to Lemon Woman more

>>50933985
Terminal vtuber impostor syndrome fear of self promotion and networking,

>>50937374
>yellowLumi coming up in /tsunx/ again
I still remember when she challenged Kazu in WPM typing and got BTFOd

Slugma on Ember's stream

>redbull on the rocks

>you will never be Diablo
>you will never make these women make monkey noises
IT'S NOT FAIR

>>50934538
I'd like to say she's almost the same as Lisa except more chaotic, but the cuteness and screams can compete with my little sister

Ember uses a standing desk? Said it at roughly 57 minutes in.

RATE THE MARIA RANGER STREAM

>>50938269
>She gave up on chairs

im new to meru, is she always this cute?

>>50938341
I'm a retard on mobile and forgot to put a picture

>>50938341
Extra dumb and cute/10

>>50938354
Yes, sometimes even cuter

>>50926015
Ahhhhhh that scared me anon

please do not keep leaking squeeze zone like you did blood sports...

>>50938875
there is no way she doesn't know about the squeeze zone

>>50938972
she likely knows about everything /here/ still does not mean it is ok to leak jokes into chat.

FELINE MINION MEOWING ON EMBER'S STREAM

I love haewon

ami's spreadsheet eating good today

>>50939436
Should I be jealous of this one?

>>50940347
>had worms coming out of its ass
I think you're good.

>tune in to ember stream
>3 akasupas
>1 of them is a $500
jesas where did she pull oil barons out of

>>50940472
She just debut'd paypigs always show up for new streamers in an attempt to groom them

>>50940443
That was Theodore, not Feline Minion

>>50940472
She got a $1000 yesterday

It's pretty hot when Ami uses zoomer lingo

>>50932375
I've been watching for like a year, still nowhere near debut.

>>50935042
>peo doesn't even know how to eat hot chip

Did (You) send in any embarrassing questions to Ami?

>Yuuna waking up at 6am to watch Ember despite being on holiday in Japan

>>50938342
>none of them can properly support her ass

>>50941153
Yuunity strong

>>50941071
Of course. What's this about a silent library, though?

I'm blanking out on what to ask Ami that's isn't going too far. At least we got a couple of days

ZERO FUCKING DAYS WITHOUT AMI'S ALIEN FETISH APPEARING

>meru's had an entire day to sober up
>not a peep
its over, isn't it?

>>50941741
I'm going to beat the concern out of you with my penis if this keeps on happening

Ami slowly getting the joke was very cute

>>50941741
entirely split between a snarky spoonfeeder and ignoring a concernfag

>>50941741
Anon...

>tweeted again just for the concernfag
She's too kind...

Am I missing something about this Melanie Martinez spam?

>>50942040
there are 2 graynames that have been shitting up ami's chat. same people that pretended to have buffering issues earlier. probably due for a ban but if ami wants to be patient with them then it's whatever.

>>50942104
Yeah I get that, but why Melanie Martinez?

>>50942040
Oh hey I vaguely remember this. A friend of mine told me she was accused of being a rapist or something. How'd she come up?

>>50942133
Someone just keeps asking what Ami thinks of her, I think they got timed out/banned and came back to spam it more with another account.
Seems really random.

I'm not a regular of Meru's but her puppet show stream was one of the most creative I've seen a vtuber do. Was happy to see her doing better yesterday and I hope she sticks with it this this time, it does feel different. She's pretty cute.

>>50942131
i just assumed it's a lulz so random thing. i don't know who melanie martinez is.

https://twitter.com/MatsuroMeru/status/1666556175544983557
we're so back

>>50942191
Sounds like a bot or a run of the mill schizo I guess.

>>50942206
>Melanie Adele Martinez is an American singer and songwriter. Born in Astoria, Queens, and raised in Baldwin, New York, Martinez rose to fame in 2012 after appearing on season 3 of the American television talent show The Voice

The name sounds vaguely familiar but I don't really recognize her. Maybe it is just random spam.

Bucko peeking out of Ami's slightly pulled down panties, partially entangled in her pubes

Any user with the "Firstname Lastname" format should be banned from chatting until they pick an actual username.

>meru's fingerskating vod had the comments turned off without explanation
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEIL
I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU UNFUCK YOUR PLATFORM

>>50942465
>Shows panties
>Gets marked as Youtube Kids

Meru loves me almost as much as Mio hates that one anon!

Maria has a form for game recommendations now
https://twitter.com/MariaParadisia/status/1666552278277410816

pls don't ban

>she goes to parties for the free food
hahaha yeees.

>>50942751
She's literally me

>>50942632
T H I C C

Thigh sex with my itsy bitsy spidermom!!!!!!!!

>i wanna go eat rn
im suffering from success

Do you think Lisa being in that offkai concert is gonna give her an incline? I really hope it does, not a numberfag but I always wanna see her succeed

>>50944601
it's only numberfaggoting when you compare numbers.

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

>>50942206
She does a lot of I'm a baby i need a daddy sort of kinky shit for her songs and aesthetic

QRD of the Ami stream I heard it was pretty wild today?

Lisa is live and playing Peggle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeE4XxM3p08

>>50944843
some random grayname was being a faggot and eventually earned a ban. not limited to: faking buffering issues, brought up wildly off topic bullshit a couple times, & made a weirdly threatening comment.

>>50944843
there were some grey names being wildly off topic and avoiding time outs
also a lot of butts and thigh talk

>>50944843
was mostly fine. near the middle some weird sonic autsits came in, they first spammed the loading emoji, then talked about some singer, and finally threatened to find ami

Zuma when?

>>50945013
Over a year ago

i think there were multiple autists but it was really just that one person who was being really stupid.

>>50944551
God damn that's a quality line up

>>50944923
Aaaaa!

>>50942292
It kinda sounds like one of those female teachers who got caught having an affair with an underage male student

>>50944969
Bit rheotorical, but is that what kids do nowadays? enter a stream, and ask bizarre questions one after another?

>>50945047
FUCK PEGGLE

>>50945189
You will watch the Peggle. And you will be happy happy happy.

>>50945146
that's what ami & chat were thinking since it's june.
but again, it was just that one LeveledUpHedgehog guy that was consistently shitting things up.

>>50944969
It's always sonic autists
They threatened to find her? Like dox her?
What the fuck.

>>50945350
he typed "what if I find you" and Ami banned him, should have done it way before that but she's too lenient sometimes

This is Martinez by the way.
Definitely kinda sorta pedobait but I think mostly girls listen to her that have daddy issues

>>50945350
for whatever it's worth here's the timestamp
https://youtu.be/7FofZO60a1Y?t=8720

Lisa so focused on Peggle she doesn't even notice you smelling her wool a bit as you give her brushies

>>50945189
You take that back
but she should play some other popcap games too

>>50945680
I'm waiting for PvZ

>>50945432
Don't blame Ami, blame her completely fucking incompetent mods that can't even manage to do basic chat moderation.
They just sit around all stream making shitty comments in chat while Ami has to stop the stream to do the actual moderation.

>I'm kind of in a pickle
Yeah, mine

>>50945758
i have said it before, and given how ami has told the mods directly to act in times like this recently, it seems like she has purposefully told them to not act unless told. so either they are turly incompetent to the point that they are un believably awful, or they simply are not allowed to do anything with out her express permission.

>>50946189
I genuinely think they're just incompetent

>>50945758
>>50946189
ami herself is patient, and her mods also try to be patient. don't overthink it.

OffKai goers you'd better be cheering on this sheep with everything you've got

Unless it's actual spam you're a manchild for crying for more moderation when even Ami doesn't want it

An emotional rollercoaster in two parts
https://youtu.be/v9qJXiYdJ4I
https://youtu.be/6uFgtjaSO4g

>>50946368
Being patient is fine but when someone is coming in and spamming the same thing that has already been timed out/banned for she shouldn't even need to see it.
When someone says shit like they're going to find her, that obviously needs to be addressed.
If she shuts something down that is a clear and simple sign to remove any more of it if it pops up again, without her needing to directly ask them to (which they still sometimes ignore).
They consistently fail at absolutely basic moderation tasks time and time again.

>>50946836
>Looping shorts so idiot kids watch them longer not knowing they're over
God I fucking hate this meta, but I also get it.

>>50947004
they did all that though. the dude came back after the initial ban a couple times & quickly got bonko'd (obviously by the mods). also you're honestly making a mountain out of a molehill.

>>50947037

Lisa wins!

She wins!

>>50946758
>>50947131
Do your job

>>50942271
https://twitter.com/suromeru/status/1666555013257125888
Does it, in fact, work this way?

I like Lisa's screams. Does she do that in her music?

>>50947272
That's placebo power, baby

I genuinely don't understand how Lisa has been able to play this game so much, I think I'd have an aneurysm trying to do these challenges

>Snood

I hope my girlfriend is doing ok...

You can feel Lisa charging up an ear-shattering screech for later

>>50947272
Meru is the most mentally powerful tsungirl that ever was or ever will be. If it didn't work that way before, it does now.

There is no hope.
Only cheese.

>I need a piece of cheese

>>50947777
>Screeched so hard she needs cheese and water

>>50947974
>>50947960
>>50947949
Teach your oshi the joys of cottage cheese with fresh herbs. It's like the soothing effects of ice cream with the tartness of a salad and the nutrition of a chicken breast.

>>50947949
>>50947960

>>50948026
I like cottage cheese but never considered adding herbs to it. What kind of herbs?

>>50948035
WOE
CHEESE BE UPON YE

>>50948073
Anything that has a bright/heady taste such as parsley or chives.
I like one herb, garlic powder, salt, pepper.

There's no hope...

Lisa transhumanism arc let's go

I'm sending in questions for Ami. I will find out what her peeing heartrate is.

>>50948421
More and more I'm feeling like anti-bullying campaigns were a mistake.

>>50945350
Sanic streaming was a mistake

[Lisa news]
She has activated the Nier Automata OST to stave off the insanity

Lisa raged so hard she was cut off by the mic.

>Gets so mad the audio cuts out
God I love Lisa

>>50948562
Was that the same guy that asked if Ami remembered him earlier in the stream?

>>50949082
yes

Lisa loves Peggle
Lisa hates Peggle
Peggle hates Lisa...

Shes getting mindbroken by fucking Peggle.

>>50945479
Mogged by computer so hard

She's doing it

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Dizzy Age of Wonders 4
https://youtu.be/vx0h6sqWjhw

Dizzy's well-protected head!

Is it bad if Lisa's pouty noises kind of turn me on?

>>50950092
Absolutely not, its normal.

Lisa's all Peggled out

>Feels like passing out when drinking cold drinks
Dizzy that ain't normal

>>50932182
They aired the anime (and all movies) uncensored, with a superior dub to both EN and JP, during all family hours, across three decades to even today, in open public TV, often with a superior pacing in two daily episodes, it started airing not much after JP launch, which is almost a decade earlier than for EN, anybody older than a zoomer and younger than a boomer loves Dragon Ball or finds it cool or at least knows about it and watched some episodes here and there.

>Can't pronounce marauder
My cute ESL wife

Fantanobros..

No one loves watermelon more than you from what I've seen, Lisa!

>DON'T SAY THAT!

What haaaaaaaaaaaaaappppened to her during retirement

>Sperging about how much she loves The Addams Family
This woman is truly something special

It's so cute seeing Lisa getting hyped for Off Kai

>>50951358
She married me.
Then I divorced her.

I'm not even going to offkai but the hype is infectious. Maybe it's Lisa's enthusiasm, maybe it's the prospect of my oshi having so many more eyes on her, either way I'm super happy she gets this opportunity, even if I'm a little jealous of the people who get to go.

>Charlie Chapkin
Slugma...

>Dizzy randomly going on a long-winded tangent about how much she loves pie

>Asian vtuber fondly telling an entirely positive, wholesome story about their parent
There's something you don't hear every day

[Slugma life advice]
Wipe your ass using wet wipes.

Did Shima oversleep again

>Ember's cats are ugly
Dizzy has not seen a truly ugly cat

>>50952572
is that chai

I want Dizzy to eat my corpse.
Better yet, my still living body.

>Hey Lovebugs, I love Pippa, don't get me wrong, let's try not to talk about other vtubers unless I bring them up first though, okay?
Christ not even Slugma's chat is safe

Hima, I need to cum so bad. Please release me from my suffering, you're my only hope.

https://twitter.com/amiyaaranha/status/1666616157795745794
sticky amicat...

Shima (Hima) ASMR
https://youtu.be/5yqFSjv70W0

>>50947811
Based, I'll try it next time

Hima's got some fat tits

>>50953410
Soapy spidercat relaxing in hot steamy water...

>>50953548
>4 meters tall
>G cups
She's one helluva woman.

>>50953477
>shima but without the s
so all m?

>Dizzy actually just had boiled cauliflower for breakfast
I can save her...

>I loved kids until I had nephews

>>50948562
Yeah she picked up a ton of weirdos from her sonic streams. I remember her having to be pretty firm with back seaters for SA2.

Slugma talking about her school life filled me with the sudden intense urge to give her a wedgie and steal her lunch money

https://twitter.com/amiyaaranha/status/1666624993021550592

[Bad news]
Bread has advanced tummy hort (food poisoning)

>>50955585
HOW. HOW DOES SHE HAVE PERPETUAL TUMMY HORT

>>50955710
She ate like $500 worth of food in the past two days. Some of it raw tuna.

I thought Dizzy said she liked "boiling soda" rather than "Boylan soda" and I became extremely concerned about her for a few seconds (more so than usual)

>You're gonna take responisibilty right?
>You're gonna keep cumming

i got shima's first time. Later virgins

>>50955530
I can never get enough of this spidercat, I want to make her purr

I can't afford this..

Hima kissed me (not you) btw

>>50956857
i wrote this

>>50955585
>>50955710
>>50955812
Small price to pay for SEX with Peo

Spidermom thighjob
Spidermom squeezing her thigh gap shut and holding me in place with her spider legs
Spidermom forced post orgasm stimulation as she laughs and gyrates her hips

Mio....

>>50956288
Timestamp?

>>50961750
https://www.youtube.com/live/5yqFSjv70W0?feature=share&t=3412
I was mostly shitposting.

very late night haewon
https://www.twitch.tv/haewontheheartstring

>never seen haewon before
>go to stream
>she actually uses tags
>sane people don't do that
>worst of all she has the lgbt tag

>>50964713
Anon please I really don't need more reasons to dislike her

>>50964713
i don't get it