/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>50921404
>signing 10,000
impossible

>>50921404
I thought she was done with block game

>>50921404
>What's Gura's excuse?
She is lazy.

>>50921404
Joke's on Mori nobody fucking plays MC.

Remember when people thought she would stream less because she signed with UMG, what happened?

>>50922705
Reality is often disappointing, that's on us for being optimistic

Mori is a hard worker and genuinely cares for her fans and puts her all into her work

>>50921430
She can sign them pretty efficiently. She has probably signed close to 6 000 000 copies over last 4 years.
It might seem unbelievable, but it happened.

>deadbeat needs to tell the catalog what Mori is doing otherwise nobody would ever know
>couldn't get even 8,000 to show up to her HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT
>hovered at 3,000 playing Katana Zero
If Mori is such an asset, she should bring it any time now. Or is the entire branch floating on Gura's back? What percentage of HoloEN's viewers are sticking around only because Gura, I wonder?

>>50922936
Yeah fucking right. 100,000,000% chance that Hololive just hired someone or probably a group of someone's to do it for her. You really think Mori is spending dozens of hours signing your merch when an intern could do the same thing and no one could tell?

>>50922936
>e

>>50921404
>What's Gura's excuse?
You already know the anwser faggot. If you want a constant schedule then watch some indieshitter, faggot.

>>50921404
planning her inevitable graduation

>>50922936
I don't know. 6,000,000 seems a bit high.

>>50921404
>is signing 10,000 EP copies
>still has time to stream
>Where's EN3?
fixed

>>50923009
>deadbeat
Anon, please. This is falseflagger.

>>50922936
270,000 MAXIMUM

>What's Gura's excuse?
I'm not quite sure yet. Need more time to analyze her behavior.

>>50921404
If you want to burn the catalogue down, wait for the next gura stream and send an ARS akasupa with "Alcohol money" attached

>cuckbeats think this good-for-noting fat bitch is "hardworking" in the scale of the real streaming world

stay in your lane, you can enjoy eating shit but don't go around bragging about it

>>50923915
that would be funny, someone other than me should do that

Reminder that Mori has confirmed that is only 5% of her power. That’s right, only 5% of her total power goes towards Hololive.

A 100% Mori is a demigod far beyond anyone’s comprehension.

>>50923968
Say that without crying?

>Streamer says "we're here for a good time right?" or some variation
That's when you know the Menhera is bad and they're going through it. Actually makes me feel a bit bad for her hearing her talk like that. Not too bad since she gets to cry into a pile of free money but still

>>50924569
Thought this was the Gura thread whoops

>>50922760
She is a hard worker, but every collab she does is objectively worse because she can't stop screaming "LOOK AT MEEE IM SO BAD--- AND WINNING!! HUH NOW YOU'RE WINNING?! FUCK WHATEVER IM BAD ANYWAY. WAIT I WON HAHA IM BAD!" like, shut up, okay?

It's literally Nijisanji's fault.

>>50922936
kek'd

>>50921430
>>50923136
>>50923374
Nah, it's possible for someone to develop a sense for muscle memory to sign up this kind of stuff while being completely quick at it. Other holos probably undergo under the same kind of process for the Holo trading cards and they do it far more often than the wigger, since Cover produces them like hotcakes apparently.

I've learned from a producer's perspective that it gets to a point that if you were to sit in a chair with a table and someone handed over a piece of paper, cloth or whatever, you can sign it immediately and give it back to the same guy, or to put it on the side of your table, all of that shit in about 3 to 7 seconds depending on the size and complexity of your signature. Crazy stuff.

>>50923968
Even by the standards of the “real streaming world”, Mori is still a workhorse (no pun intended). She doesn’t even consider streaming to be “work”, that’s what she does for fun in her free time, her actual work is stuff like writing/recording music, networking, merchandising, etc...

>>50924624
Screaming while with friends is a sighn of happiness

>>50924455
She doesn't need to stream to mock Mori and you should be grateful of her doing so as its helps keep Mori relevant

well-adjusted people hearing Mori's music be like
https://litter.catbox.moe/s92w8v.mp4
Gura's voice is literally an international treasure
https://youtu.be/Fs7-bNZE-9g

World record holder could sign 36 signatures in 1 minute 2 handed. He could potentially do 10,000 in a little over 5 hours.

Mori hasn’t even sold half a million objects in her lifetime let alone enough to do 6 million signatures

Not even cuckbeats are this delusional so this is definitely antis

>>50925177
>ai cover

>>50925177
>(ai cover)
copebuds.....

>>50925177
Why’d you link an Ai cover? Come on chumbie, go ahead and link gura’s orisongs besides reflect so we can hear this “international treasure” of a voice

>>50925811
He'll, I'd take a karaoke clip, when's the last time she's done one of those?

>>50925177
>Post an fucking ai cover instead of Gura.
Bro... It's really over, chumbuds have literally gone insane.
I thought it was crazy that Gura general was filled with more ai art than actual real art given how much fan art Gura still get in her tag and now you guys posting fake covers now too... Just fucking move on to Neuro-sama if Gura is not doing it for you anymore, it getting fucking sad now.

>>50926016
2 years ago....

>>50926158
Even members content?

>>50921404
Yeah, but I bet Mori’s tummy doesn’t hort

>>50926158
No fucking way. I hate freeloaders as much as the next guy but i’m sure she’s atleast done karaokes when she’s “come back” hasn’t she?? She probably just doesn’t name them karaokes

>>50922936
Im not saying she doesnt sign a lot of copies but come on 6 million? Isnt that more than the total number of copies she sold?

>>50925334
its a holocaust joke

>>50921404
>What's Gura's excuse?
it's not a excuse, just a fact
Gura hates her fans.

>>50922936
I'm not saying that she didn't sign any of them, but 6,000,000 seems like a little too big of a number