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50901305 No.50901305 [Reply] [Original]

anons, I think I'm going insane.

>be me
>enjoy going on walks
>like to imagine someone walking with me
>keeps me company, and gives me someone to rebound ideas off of
>naturally, i choose my oshi
>stop by a local place on the way home
>ask the guy for my regular meal
>"oh, and one for my gf"
>*motions to the chubba beside me*
>*he does not see the chubba beside me*
>ohshit.mp3
>"ah... she's in the car haha..."
>guy gives me a weird look
>i pay and take my food
>i don't even own a car
>walk home with two burgers
>i cannot eat two burgers

it was fine when it was in my head, but now its having real world consequences. what should I do anons?

>> No.50901575

Go to therapy and ask for schizophrenic meds anon

>> No.50901629

be happy you now have gf in your peripheral vision

>> No.50901699

yall remember tulpas from /mlp/
anon what ever you do dont try to hurt her or she;; just start screaming

>> No.50901738

>>50901305
Stop trying to give material to pippa for shorts anon, also I want to matepress her

>> No.50902209

I'll take shit that didn't happen for $2000, Ken

>> No.50904417

>>50901305
don't stop at one. no one wants to be stuck alone with you. and buy the family meal.

>> No.50905715

>>50901305
Congratulations on your new tulpa wife. I wish you both all the happiness in the world

>> No.50908779

>>50901305
Actual schizo.

>> No.50909081
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50909081

>>50901305
>implying pippa can comfortably enjoy eating a burger anymore

>> No.50909531

>>50909081
Maybe if I prechew it for her

>> No.50910537

>>50901305
put one of the burgers in the fridge retard

>> No.50910637

>>50901305
How many times does 4chan have to go through an "DON'T MAKE A TULPA" arc before you fuckers will realize that you shouldn't make a tulpa

>> No.50911016

>>50901305
Literal schizo, hope you get the help you need.
Do not continue your tulpa arc.

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50912631

This greentext sounds like bait for BVTM to post. Do better anon, you sound like a redditor.

>> No.50912712

>>50901305
>When pippa take too much of sippa the grippa she flippa and slippa get clippa'd and banned.

>> No.50913889

>>50901305
I usually pretend to livestream. The amount of free hugs i receive is enormous.

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