/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Reviving Hag's young days through sweaty mating

https://www.youtube.com/live/7h54IHIKpYk?feature=share&t=2982

cute hag moment between Botan and Marine

What hags would make an absolute mess in the bed with her squirt and pee?

Hi

>>50755603
Hi.

>>50755321
Shiofuki (squirting) Fubuki
https://files.catbox.moe/tzqdc2.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/ri3m2i.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/gq9j5x.jpeg

>>50755603
Hiya

>>50755603
Hi

Claiming this post for Korone.

Botan, Mio, Lui.
The holy trinity of hag.
Everyone else is merely an apostle of hagness.

hey /hag/
it's my southerner hag's birthday if you wanna hang out with her but it's fine if you don't
https://www.twitch.tv/kotomisnacks

>>50756364
How did Luiluinee accomplish this? Surpassing already established hags like Korosan and Foobs?

>>50756364
I think only Botan and Mio get to stand on the pedestal. Lui-nee isn't quite there

>>50757181
Literally on debut already people instantly noticed her massive hag energy. She never even had to imply she was old.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMOj-Quk1MY

>>50755964
>https://files.catbox.moe/ri3m2i.jpeg
HOLY KINO!

Too thin + NEEDS to stop shaving (pussy and armpits both completely hairy) + should be pregnant (minimum triplets) (all mine) + should be lactating + darkened nipples (start bright pink but darken with pregnancy) + should be married (to me)

>>50759527
Mio can squirt too but not as far
https://files.catbox.moe/5hburv.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/2p5212.jpeg

>>50761052
>https://files.catbox.moe/5hburv.jpeg
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Btw sauce for both...?

>>50761111
First is Fumihiko, second is Gamarenji
Just search for your fav hag in JP and 潮吹き (squirting) on Pixiv

>>50761442
Thank you hagbro! Thank you from the bottom of my heart!

>>50761660
All hagchads must know the sacred JP Pixiv reps
ババア/BBA= hag
アラサー=woman around her 30’s
アラフォー=woman around her 40’s
老いの波=wrinkles (lit. “the wave of old age”)
体内時計=her clock is ticking
排卵日=prime day to concieve, peak ovulation
陰毛=pubes
ラブ握り=handholding
種付けプレス=mating press
孕ませ=impregnation
中出し=creampie
発情=in heat
妊娠=pregnancy
妊娠線=pregnancy stretch marks
老人妊娠=geriatric pregnancy (medical term for “high risk” pregnancy over age 35)
受精卵=fertilizing her eggs
母乳=lactation
乳吸い=breast sucking
母性的女体=MILF
ママ=mama/mommy
熟女=mature female
むちむち=plump/soft body
垂れ乳=saggy tits
剛毛=thick pubes (lit. “bristle”)
黒乳首=dark nipples
巨乳輪=large areolae
潮吹き=squirting (lit. “spouting water” as in from a whale’s blowhole)
おねショタ=young boy with older woman
おばショタ=young boy with WAY older woman
先生×生徒=teacherxstudent
母子相姦=mother and child
親子丼=threesome with hagwife and daughter
授乳=breastfeeding
授乳手コキ=nursing handjob
逆ナン=hags preying on men
ナンパ=men hunting for hags
外人ハンター=hags who are into foreigners
若い燕= young lover of an older woman/boy toy

>>50761927
I need to save this in a pastebin. I see it all the time and always forget to write stuff down because "I'm sure I'll find it on warosu"

haglust...

>>50762551
I found it on warosu too cause it’s a pain to write it out again after you first made it but I’m adding on slowly like terms for 50+ women and stuff not really tagged on Pixiv

>>50761052
>but not as far
Are you sure about that?
https://youtu.be/zJT7_aebDaY

>>50763792
>6 meters
>that means Mio can spray from one end of a shipping container and hit the wall on the other side, or the length of a large 1 car garage
Damn

Nun Mio in 2 hours, I repeat Nun Mio in two hours!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NikXS6Vgz8

A lot of tied hags here
https://mega.nz/folder/5tg20KTR#tv_cJVAYWvlAmQkMCXE23g from the drawthread

>>50765507
I have very sinful thoughts about Mio

>>50766918
confess your sins anon, what sinful thoughts have you been having?

>>50767205
NTA but I have the desire for Sister Mio to kidnap me and make me her flesh dildo.

>>50767205
Sexual intercourse in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation while holding hands

Wolfs are dangerous

>>50768005
you sick bastard, I bet you also think about dinner dates and the like with her. please, do continue

>>50767681
I agree, but with Botan

good night

>>50768705
Botan is my first choice, but Mio is definitely second.
>>50768037
Yeah to my micro.

>>50767205
Consensual handholding in public
Fingering her hag muff under the table
Doggystyle as she looks back and french kisses me the moment I spill my seed in her womb
Revitalizing the JP population while getting finanicial incentives for having multiple hapa kids

>>50768037
Wolves are also extinct (in Japan)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hokkaido_wolf
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_wolf

>>50768705
I also think about depraved things like being lovey dovey in PUBLIC where other people can see us

>>50767205
I want to hold hands as we lay in bed. Also, I want her to suck me dry as she sleeps. I'm not sure which is more depraved and these thoughts keep me up at night.

>>50767205
I want to marry Aki

>>50755603

'sup

Bad Mio oversleeping
Pregnancy correction needed

>>50781297
Is oversleeping necessarily a bad thing? After all, what could be better than spending the day lazing in bed with your hagshi?

It makes me sad that the only Shishiwata "Concert" we had wasn't streamed at all
DreamHack... why don't you stream your concerts

Everyday I have such vivid fantasies of pounding Mio’s pussy. It’s so tiring knowing we could give these hags want they really want yet they won’t open up and let us in. I don’t know if I can go on like this.

>>50789488
Go to Japan

>>50789488
Reps, then take a vacation for a few weeks to Japan. From what I hear there are many hags that prey on attractive gaijin in particular. Just gotta know where to look

Today I will remind them

>>50789800
>>50790275
Well I plan to go but with my mum.

>>50791120
Moms are the biggest cockblock, you need to go alone

>>50791120
>>50792436
I can go with her mom so he have time for himself

>>50792436
I’ll get lost though.

>>50795580
How old are you? If you're an adult, you shouldn't be relying on your mother so much

>>50795580
How can you get lost with Google Maps on your phone?

Making hags feel young again by making them wear school uniforms

My hag GF just got back from the convenience store with snacks and beer!

Good morning /hag/

>>50799760
Where are the snacks that's just beer?

>>50801614
>overslept for her stream
How do we correct this sleepy hag?

>>50792436
Even better go with a good friend
That way both you and him can score hags
Going alone can suck sometimes if you’ve never travelled internationally or if you’re anxiety prone
Some people have a hard time going alone to Japan or another country where you don’t speak the language, mostly social, can’t “be a local”

Mio's going to have a Fan Meeting

>>50804097
She will be announcing her pregnancy with our child

>>50802472
Impregnation

make the hags {{{bigger}}}

>>50798987
Maybe they'll wear it to seduce you?

>GHAAAAAAAAARGHHHH I WANT TO IMPREGNATE BOTAN AND HAVE 4 KIDS WITH HER AND LIVE A HAPPY LIFE WITH HER AND CUDDLE WITH HER A LOT AND KISS HER ON THE LIPS AND DIE BY HER SIDE SO FUCKING BAD IT HURTS

>>50790275
>>50789488
>>50789800

I can confirm this, having been on the receiving end of carnivorous hags, and having witnessed other people get poached by the gaijin hunters. my JP isn't the best, but sometimes things just line up weirdly enough. Of course you should do your reps to maximise chances of success, but I think the charm of visibly trying to communicate seems to be a pretty big bait for some.
Honestly, if you just hang around in small local bars enough and try to talk to people a lot, eventually someone is probably going to take a shine to you. Well, assuming you can handle the strain of having the same conversation over and over again when the patrons are surprised that you are even able to communicate with them a little bit. As people say though, the ends justify the means.

>>50806698
I forgot to attach hag pic...

>>50767205
Like hell I will! Last time I did Marine tied me to the bed and proceeded to edge me to hell and then drain me dry! I'm sticking to the bar therapy as at least I know I have an option to leave.

>>50805469
Only way you can make them bigger is if they lactate
Most women can grow anywhere from a half to a full cupsize more after breastfeeding
You can also induce this with supplements

>>50806513
>What's the password?
hagcreampie
>Yeah that fits

>>50806698
Protip, the more south you go from Tokyo the friendlier people are (except Kyoto, so snarky and backhanded there) with Osaka being super friendly
(Go Hanshin Tigers!) Opposite in the north, all that cold weather makes them hard to open up
The middle of the country near Gunma is where all the right wing nationalists live, pretty much nothing to do there except street race mountains so they’re super racist

>>50807990
>The middle of the country near Gunma is where all the right wing nationalists live
Miosha is a nationalist!

>>50808247
It’s suspected that Ayame actually is

>>50808294
half of /vt/ has something in common with Japanese nationalists, they both hate Koreans and Chinese

>>50808247
Not nessecarily, maybe her parents are but she’s fine
>ywn have Mio denounce her parents and live with a “dirty foreigner” because she loves you so much

>>50808362
To be honest, I don't see nationalists hating white gaijins that aren't americans, I mean they did have good relationships with Germans, Eastern and Mediterranian Europe. I assume they cringe at americans because of how a lot of tourits behave

>>50808351
And half of those people are shitposters trying too hard to fit in and doing a poor job (or good job considering the state of this specific board)

>>50807990
I'd heard that too, but I've actually been living in Kyoto since September and I've found it to be the opposite personally. Maybe I've just been lucky, but so far I've not found anyone to be especially snarky or 'holier than though' compared to other places.

>>50808351
Some nationalists even hate other Japanese (the Ainu, Burakumin)
Let’s not turn into /pol/, but Pol is fine
Zains should raid /pol/ one day and post best girl

>>50808449
Ehh, I'd believe at least the american half of /vt/ hate the chinese. They're still blaming everything on them and their politics was based of blaming the Chinese too.
I hate them too but not for the same reason, the fuckers are in my country, control 90% of the Mini-Markets and always raise their praices or try to scam you, also worked in one and they treat their workers like shit

>>50808451
There’s a lot of backhanded words in Kyoto-ben that people think is compliments but is actually them shitting on you, it even confuses native Japanese
https://soranews24.com/2014/07/17/the-tricky-game-of-wits-that-sometimes-lurks-behind-a-kyoto-grannys-compliment/

>tfw you will never discriminate Koreans with your racist hag wife

>>50808451
>living in Kyoto
Nice, make sure to watch Inui Toko, she’s a hag that speaks in Kansai dialect so you can impress people over there
Ange Katrina speaks Kansai but not as much as Toko

>>50808824
I love Inui, she's great

>>50808619
I'm used to that kind of talk in English so its not been so much of an issue for me, I'm a brit

>>50809146
>I'm a brit
Same, it's an everyday thing for us.

I just want a her to think that I am handsome and be proud of me and cling to me whenever she feels like it

>>50808247
>>50808768
I don't think Mio is a racist
Though I have seldom seen her make an attempt to interact with EOPs in her chat ever
Even during the big buff during COVID, it never happened.

>Toko mentioned
>no tail posted
Hey!

26d16h2m until Subaru's birthday

>>50809437
Toko's cute fluffy tail

>>50808539
The Ainu aren't Japanese but they're closely related.

>>50795921
>>50796038
I’m an adult but my brain is weird and I forget wear I am all the time. Like I struggle to remember what places look like and they get mixed up in my head. Also I’ve never been overseas so it’s scary.
>>50806698
Are bars the only places to look for impure females?

>>50810962
Japan has Tinder and other dating apps
If you just want sex there’s always soaplands

>>50810962
>I’m an adult but my brain is weird and I forget wear I am all the time.
Heh, I understand you. I sometimes got lost even in my neigbourhood. It's like I know the streets and what are in these but sometimes I can't connect them with eachother. I heavily rely on GoogleMaps

>>50810962
*where
FTFY

>>50790904
Kek that's literally me

>>50790275
I do wonder, where do I find people like Marine, Pol or Pochi...

Damn eldritch hag...making me dox myself...aaaaaaa

>>50808443
Imagine a Flip marrying a Jap.

>>50811955
There's more than 200 thousands Filipinos in Japan so there's probably a lot of marriages

>>50812927
Whatever helps you sleep at night.

>>50813047
I'm an Argentinian so I don't really care about what filipinos do in Japan, unlike you burgerchama who seems to be very obsessed with them

>>50812927
Most of them are female Flips to male Nips. Rare are cases that are inverse. But if God and the soul of Shinzo-san permits it...

>>50813447
Don't tell japanese hags but since I discovered women flips are the shortests women in the world, I've been craving flip pussy...

>>50813499
Millie is one. And yeah, my nation's women tend to be short. Sadly, men too, like myself.

>>50813499
Japanese women aren't exactly amazonic height as well. Pretty sure unless you're asian yourself you'll tower over them

>>50813919
I barely outheight Sora's listed height. I outheight quite a few Holos.

>>50813992
>barely outheight Sora's listed height
WTF?!

>>50813992
My condolences, hagbro

>>50813992
It's over...

>>50814299
...I stand at 5'3.

They dont like taller men?

>>50815317
>They dont like taller men?
Yes the do. The bigger the better

>>50814144
Found out thanks to me researching all their heights for their Con stat in FE. Didn't wanna do headcanon so there. Ended up with a Sora at 7 con and (Us) at 8 (+1con per 5cm, minimum of 4 so all uoh-tier cast members all are there)

>>50815379
I'm lifting but I cant help jacking off at least once a day...

>>50815440
If your dick don't work, I promise she will not be happy

>>50815389
I'm lost now...

>>50810962
bars are where I've had the most success. Not tried dating apps here personally, I didn't have much success with them back home anyway, so I thought I'd change approach.

As for other places I've found success, drunkenly walking home along a main road by a train station in the small hours on a weekday. I met a lady coming home from work.

If you really can't find any success with fishing for yourself or if you just want to fuck someone, you could always go to a soapland like >>50811056 said, or you could hang around in the more lively districts of cities and follow the Chinese women who come up to you asking if you want a 'massage'. I would only recommend doing that if you're ok with the risk of catching Chlamydia though, so maybe steer clear.

all in all though, like everything else in life, its a big ass game of dice, and everything is down to chance.

https://files.catbox.moe/oid65z.png

>>50818743
Sexy lion

This elderly lioness is too cute

Realistically, how do I get a jap hag wife?

>>50820914
Be taller than her, decent face, decent income, be white or jap yourself, and have friends/not be creepy

>>50820960
So the requirements are just being normal burger/europoor guy?

>>50823533
also do your reps

>>50820960
Your first step is moving to Japan

>>50820960
>be white or jap yourself
A friend of mine and people I used to work with have been dating a girls that live in Japan and none of them are white or Japanese.

>>50824613
You can move to Japan or either be in an area with a large JP expat/student population like Brazil or certain parts of the US
Live near one area and pulled so many JP hags

>>50820960
NTA but,
>be tall
>be handsome
>be employed
>be white
>be likable
1 for 5...

>>50825257
If you're trying to get a supermodel jap hag wife or someone with Choco tier standards, yeah you're SOL. Otherwise, most of that shit doesn't actually matter. Just be confident and be able to speak Japanese.

Dammit
Those JP hagchads were so close
https://youtube.com/shorts/xg1xD3-pTLI

>>50825462
https://youtube.com/shorts/1DFoqJIZOrI

>>50825462
I'm neither of those.
>reps
I can't even learn my own father's native tongue, which is Spanish.

>>50825740
My hopes have never been lifted up so quickly in such a small amount of time

>>50825897
Wish I could say the same...

>>50825740
I'm not sure if this was to prove me right or prove me wrong but yeah that's pretty much what I mean.

>>50825840
Then now is the perfect time to start. if you have time to post on /vt/, you have time to do at least 10 minutes a day of practice at the very least.

>>50825897
Raise it, lift it more
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ljBMKSBdbEw

>>50825652
Based pubebros

>>50826282
If I start doing my reps again I think I can make it

enough existential crisis
post some absolute hangers

>>50828514
okay

>>50826193
If I were doing to do that, it wouldn't be Spanish or Japanese, it'd be French.
>>50828514
Right, sorry. Have some big saggy kitty titties.

>>50828514
I have a dream that one day I'll be able to sit down on my stool with my bucket in hand and milk Koyori like a cow as her attempts at mooing turn into moans. Then take her to the back of the barn and breed her the rest of the day once my bucket has been filled.

>>50828514
Here’s some Mio hangers
https://files.catbox.moe/cdknau.png

>>50815317
Owari da

>>50829331
This but with Watame
2 liter soda bottle of milk every few days is pretty tempting

I'm back from my vacation, awarded as a personal sweepstake from the singular fag watching the thread

I bring wares from my travels. Spanish singing hags. Please enjoy
https://youtu.be/_b0U_H_fEC8
https://youtu.be/Lh5C0-2l67M
https://youtu.be/vf3ApDnRo00
https://youtu.be/qXATTfRs-gg
>>50828514
You fucks put me further down the hole than I already was. Now I immediately go primal seeing a curvaceous hag with absolute hangers instead of perky

>>50828514
So glad Oggu is a hagchad
His hangers are heavenly

>>50830046
Same, I can’t even get hard if a girl shaves down there, my fav bodytype is hairy pubes with saggy tits and chocolate brown nips, and kinda /fit/
Doesnt even have to be big tits, though bigger tits sag way more
Knowing a big girl’s tits will flop down to her bellybutton the moment she takes her bra off is diamond inducing hard from the looks of Noel’s rm hers already does and shes way off from a hag, imagine that godly sag at 40

>>50828514

>>50830495
>spoiler
Recent developments considered, im fucked thinking about actually saving her when looking at that body and hearing her voice. Desperately needs attention and impregnation she'll absolutely never have a face in these threads

>>50828514
Sauce for this?
>>50830046
Okayu's voice works so well

>>50815317
GOD of manlets

Start beefing up and go dwarf-mode, at that height you can probably pack on muscle like crazy even without drugs.

>>50832801
What about 5’7”? I’m about as tall as women where I’m from but I’m stocky and bara

>>50828514

>>50828514

>>50828514

No love for sweet hag butt?

>>50838068

>>50835232
Wait, is Reine a hag? Is that why I like her so much?

>>50838788
Yes, she and Iofi are the only Holo Indo hags

>>50839517
my dick, need more of them then

>>50838622
Imagine her parking that dump truck on your face.

>>50830046
is there any of these but with suisei?

>>50840568

>>50838068
>>50840435

>>50842324
>>50842324
just one from the channel I've been watching
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Li0mh5zBIsI

>>50815741
Its all based on wikis. I outheight both my hagshis, the pirate more than the clown.

>>50820960
Lets see, taller than her, surprisingly white for where I am...now for the other three...

I wonder, do I outheight Pochi?

Code:4mnnn

>>50839517
You're forgetting about Kaela

>>50832801
I do wonder, does sleeping early truly help with body mass? I be a bit too thin, probably shota-tier if I'm a bit smaller...

>>50843100
gracias, primo

>>50828514

I love Flare

She's beautiful

Happy Birthday to Watame!
https://twitter.com/tsunomakiwatame/status/1665747216785641472

>>50832801
Thanks for making me actually consider that. Googled ways for that.

Code: 2mgsk

Damn, so close to msgk

>>50853954
Hag feet are delicious

>>50853982
Very

>>50855499
The thought of being frisky with such a badass like this activates my neurons.

This is how you do badass female characters West! Not that slop those danger-haired, flag-waving people give.

>>50855652
Too bad for the gap moe...

>>50856012
>fennec tits
>fennec feet
Pure bliss

Shiny hag butt

>>50856064
>fennec pits
peroperoperopero

>>50855965
I dont mind the gap moe. That's what my number one oshi has in spades.

It's Calli btw.

>>50855965
I try to ignore the gap moe

>>50813992
Did some Googling and my statement still stands barely, by the slimmest of margins. Still outheight pirate and fennec tho.

>>50857701
The score:

160cm: me and Sora
153cm: Pol
150cm: Maririn

>>50828514

>>50828514

>>50857752
feelsbadman

>>50860104
Gives phrase "losing your last pair of pants" other meaning.

>>50858299
Eh? How?

>>50813919
got curious, compared myself to some favourites

sorry I got the numbers the wrong way round

>>50861424
Luna is the shortest at 4’9” without her crown
Watame is a close second at 4’11”, surprise her fat sheep hangers don’t pull her down being so top heavy

I love hags in big loose shirts

>>50861875
Big shirt Mio

Big watas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3hmYr58m6E

They added the outfits on the Holo website
https://hololive.hololivepro.com/talents

>>50863014
Watamelons

Hag tail for sale

>>50863108
That outfit amplified her already incredible sex appeal even further. I love it

Holy Milkers

Watame is going to release a song with Porno Grafitti

>>50865249
Sounds hot but wouldn't bodypaint be more practical

>>50832071
enjoy
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/57161630/artworks

>>50861424
Where does someone who's 6 ft 0 sit on that chart?

>>50866301
Ignore what I just said right now. I did a google search and it translated to "182.88 cm"
I feel kind of disappointed because I kind of want to be shorter than a hag and would love (even if I'm sensitive to it) to be teased and bullied for being shorter than her.

>>50866454
it's all a perspective thing anon, me being 6' has no bearing on the potential for being clowned on for my height. being above 6' in Japan effectively makes everything built at 3/4 scale relative to you. You will hit your head on the ceilings of stairways, you will run into hanging advertisements on trains, and you might also smash your head on the doors when you exit or enter the subway. Desks and chairs will usually feel too small for you. What I'm saying is that there are other options

>>50866679
Man that would be an experience I would "not" want to have if I ever were to visit Japan. When I went out earlier today to the shops for milk there were houses I went past that looked small that if I were to enter it I'd have to bend over unless I were to bash my head trying to enter it.
Makes me envy midgets.

Post yourself with your top3

>>50867724
what website is this?

>>50867752
https://hikaku-sitatter.com/en/

>>50867781
thank you hagbro

>>50867724
Would kill a man to be in the same room as these three

>>50867724
Updated to try and single out my top 3. It turned into a top 4.

>>50867724
Top 3 is difficult...

>>50868770
Dude is playing in the NBA

>>50867724
This really puts them into perspective

>>50867724
My Hagshis are pretty tall...

>>50868770
Damn didn't realize this hagbro was actually a tree

>>50867724
Help.

>>50867724
Kinda hard to choose. But so glad to be part of the 180cm Alumni and up.

>>50867724

>>50869648
Did you round down their heights to feel more taller?

>>50869701
notice his is .3cm while the others are rounded

>>50869701
Well to get in my actual height yes.

Honestly now seeing it I should've done the same for all of them.

Going by the current results, looks like Mio and Botan are confirmed without a shadow of a doubt to definitely be the most popular hags in these threads.

>>50867781
And with a nicely tied fox too.

>>50867724

>>50868770
that stand-and-carry on Polpol

>>50869149
Huh, I barely get outheighted by Pochi.

>>50867724
Fauna is soon-to-be-hag (and I didnt have a 3rd to add)

>>50869701
Updated by accuracy.

>>50868834
Used to play waterpolo. I'm not nimble enough to play basketball sadly
>>50869539
kek, I'm above average from my country
>>50870258
God if only... Locking eyes too? Absolute paradise

>>50870061
You don't need the height comparison for that. Both of them easily get the most attention from hag lovers

>>50870962
Polka and Lui seem to fight for the 3rd spot

bonus zoomer

>Ask for top 3 hags
>Anons post cakes and zoomers
Damn, Anons need hag correction!

>>50871163
It's ok. The important part is where they are in your heart

>>50871476
That's only for true hagbros

>>50871663
Posting cakes and zoomers or the hag correction?

>>50871476
idk, i would consider melkiss and okakoro to be a package deal as much as i would fubumio

Tenma will be taking a month break for health reasons
https://twitter.com/PhaseConnect/status/1665449737003352064

>>50871476
Ha ha what if I posted a nonhag, would hags correct me? What a shame that'd be, ha ha.

>>50871289
Who's zooma and erogaki?

>>50873508
Bae and Marine

>>50870258
The virgin Full Nelson vs the chad Stand and Carry
Full Nelson
-show off your hagachad strength
-breed her senseless
-no eye contact
Stand +Carry
-show off your hagachad strength
-breed her senseless
-look right into her eyes
-lets her wrap her arms and legs around you for max impregnation
-lets you suck on her tits while you fuck
This ends my HAG talk

>>50872114
Hmm, most of my Seven are cakes.
Two however are zoomies.

Its: 2 Hags, 3 Cakes, 2 Zoomies

>>50873603
Ah, that makes sense.

>>50874042
If you can’t lift your hagshi into a bridal carry you won’t be able to pull off this expert position
Climbing and some other sports like rowing or weightlifting build massive gains for your upper body
Plus there’s a surprising number of women doing climbing walls, the fastest speed climber in the world is a woman

>>50874434
I can't lift anything that weighs more than 15 pounds.

>>50874434
There's no way I'm letting my precious hagshi climb on me when I can simply pull her up an let her only enjoy the experience

Never forget hagbros.

>>50875527
Can confirm, she drains my mayo on the daily.

>>50874541
Bro it's time to get on the floor and start exercising. It's embarrassing to be that weak.

>>50875672
She decapitated and hollowed out your skull too? grim

>>50874541
>>50877013
Pretty weak...

>>50875527
But Koyori’s lesbian, she said she doesnt like hot guys and prefers girls who knows she could be bi and like ugly bastards

>>50867724
Uhhhhh
>>50872736
Praying for recovery

>>50879092
I hope her surgery goes well too....sickly hags don't need to become a trend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCYL27xT-Jo

>>50878186
The pound totally rapes the yen, if you go to JP you’ll get so much more back than US dollar

>>50879092
Tenma is so tiny you could almost use her like a toy

>>50882053
Hag onahole

>>50890255
i can save her

last for furea