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Kiara's Sock Puppet Fantasy: Tags : NSFW, Handjob, Futa, Blowjob, Mori Calliope, Takanashi Kiara, Sock Puppet.:>>50774660

Prompt recap! Last thread had a lot of new prompts. Here they are in case you missed them:

(You) are the gentle and brotherly friend of a young girl with odd horns who claims to be planning to take over the world one day. You're not totally sure what she talks about, but you often humor her and go along with some of her and her friends' silly games, and take care of her like a good nii-san would. You haven't the slightest clue that she is, in fact, actually part of a secret organization poised to overthrow society until the day you see the panicked news anchor's face cut out as an emergency warning appears on your TV screen...:>>50761577

HoloX turning you into a cyborg to fight for them.:>>50784615

From a based thread to this. Could you at least not use Tumblr tier images?

>>50840518
Mio, my beloved. I can't wait to write about sweeping this hag wolf off her feet even more at the ball, so much so that she drags me to the nearest empty bedroom in the castle and ravages me all night.

>>50840518
dont use my wife to shitpost

>>50840518
A takamori fic was the only fic last thread. Sockpuppet author deserves it, others should get off their lazybums if they want OP images.

>roomate asks me if i want pizza
>say sure
>eat pizza
>want to write Kson sex
sigh..another wip on the pile

>>50841928
Kson is very sex and is in desperate need of a thorough literary pounding. God's speed, PizzAnon.

>>50841928
you need to use the pizza to inspire your kson sex though. She will give you a blowie for a pie.
captcha: AssRR

>>50842295
amen. once i have time i have to think what i wanna do exactly.
I do know that i want to ruin her asshole with a desperate pounding
>>50842583
a part of me wants to write a silly ''pizza box with a dick'' parody but then i imagine pizza grease in a dick and shudder

>>50843217
pizza grease honestly all that bad in the grand scheme of things. You think what's in a vagoo or Kson's mouth is really any better? Besides, she might like the taste.

>>50843217
>>50841928
I vaguely remember a horny Kson outline that got posted once that was basically about Kson being your slampig that did nasty sex shit as payment for you getting her pizza and beer.

>>50843723
im fine if she eats the pizza and then swirls it with beer, but pizza grease on dick doesnt sit well with me, im sorry
>>50843927
And that's another issue... i WANNA write about kson but i also dont wanna lose another trillion words and hit another slump

>>50843217
Surprise dicks in any container are underrated concepts in my opinion. Most people seem to use them for gags, but I find it to be incredibly hot. In a pizza box, at the bottom of a popcorn holder, in an empty soda cup, just some random mystery box... it all works for me. I do question it's viability in smut though, but maybe that's just because I haven't seen it before, but I do believe there's a lot of fetishes that excel in visual mediums much more so than in ones like smut.

>>50841928
>>50844064
Pst, you can just commission it.

>>50844216
fuck off with your shilling, its annoying and no one except bugfag wants you

>>50843927
Jesus christ, I just got some insane deja vu from this post. I think I made either that outline or the post that prompted it? Could never place my finger on what suddenly generated the Kson slampig reverse NTR idea I've been working on for a few weeks

>>50844216
Why did this get deleted?

>>50844366
you probably did the post, because i was the one that suggested that (YOU) were a lowlife goon that had to skip town and would blow his savings on Kson's Hairy cunt

>>50844249
objectively speaking i think like half a dozen people in this thread have commissioned him and it's been responsible for many, many fics. there's no argument for it being off topic

>>50844439
Coco's tits are far too much for this board, even if they are cropped. I mean, did you see the size of those melons?

>>50844486
> i think like half a dozen people in this thread have commissioned him
lol, lmao
And even if that was true, it doesnt excuse his rampant shilling. people who like his writing know how to contact him.

>>50844216
>>50844553
what is happening

>>50844831
These crops I have saved show a little bit too much pink for my taste. I'm a good cookie who definetely hasn't gotten banned 20-30 times due to keeping this thread bumped with interesting and riske lewds, so I keep my posts nipple free at all times.

>>50844486
AFAIK, it's literally just bugfag and his list of fetishes, and that one guy who commisioned that Mori horse Futa fic.

>>50845033
I do miss your banana edits if you're the guy I'm thinking of.

>>50845089
Not quite. I haven't had a dozen customers from here, but around half a dozen is a more accurate measure. Maybe 10-15 fics in total, which three more to come very soon.

>>50845193
I have a fresh batch of banana edits right here (though I already posted them).

Glad to know that the thread has already been derail with inane bullshit. You faggots just can’t help yourselves.

>>50845375
>faggots
>with an s
boy if only there was a known shitposter who always tries to make the threads about himself and shills his shit to his buttbuddies...hmmmm

>>50845303
I am easily amused by these edits. Have fun on your vacation.

>>50845475
NTA but he did nothing but shill in response to an ongoing prompt conversation. Methinks (You) are the faggot that derailed us. Probably also the petty cunt reporting all those R15 images

>>50845612
The banana edits don't give me vacations. It's why I do them in the first place. What gives vacations is leche de cocka, nipples, censors in far too ambitious pictures, etc. Last I got banned was from a crop of Towa being mounted by a dog, which shouldn't have gotten me banned since it didn't show anything, but fair enough. I just love sharing some good Vtuber lewds with the thread, it sparks a lot of good discussion from time to time. Shame that I have to go through so much effort to do it.

>>50845836
Correction, the banana edits haven't gotten me banned YET, but I wouldn't be surprised if it happened. To me, banana edits are the same as those very popular subway sandwich and energy drink edits that have always been accepted, so it should be valid, but it's not like I can argue back (or even care to.). I try not to keep the riskier edits up for too long, and I usually spoiler them as well. If I still get banned, then it's beyond my power. Again, a lot of very hot prompts and discussion have come from me posting these sorts of images to the thread, but there's always someone to report. I know of one particular backstabbing bastard quite well.

>>50845836
>>50845303
>>50845033
>>50844216
Oi, what do you think you're doing, having fun likes this? Get back to work on that Nene fic, slave!

If this is what the rest of the thread is going to be like, then just let it die and start fresh with a new thread. I don’t know how you dumbasses can ruin a thread but you went and did it.

>>50846250
I rewrote 4k words on one commission and wrote 1k words on that one, and I'm still going to write for several more hours after a short break. Chill out. I still have plenty of time anyway.

>>50846368
pekofag and his discord trope always do this, they'll also falseflag and blame anyone else like >>50845809 while they shit up the thread
good thing is, we have a janny visit from time to time, so if they annoy him he might kick their ass

>>50846618
>good thing is, we have a janny visit from time to time
How is that a good thing?

lets get back on track
what's a chuuba gimmick you feel could make an interesting series?
I would love the idea of a spy thriller starring Zeta with (You) as the chairguy

>>50847357
There’s no point in bothering.

>>50847357
What is a chairguy?

>>50847357
I made this post las thread >>50801477 but I think there's a couple of series you could make using the holoX lore with them being taken semi-seriously with you playing the role of a hero fighting against them, a new minion forced in by Laplus, or as a brother figure to Laplus' that doesn't know about their real evil shenanigans until it's too late.

>>50847617
Is using google/Bing or any other search engine really that hard to look up the definition? Christ, you can't be this fucking retarded.

>>50847357
I'd like to see HoloX being Tokusatsu villains.

>>50847617
its basically the guy/girl who gives the gigachad agent/superhero the info through the earpiece
>>50847673
i had an idea for you fighting holoX, and when you reach Iroha, you just decline the duel and she has a melty because she cant attack from the back

>>50846617
Settle your tits, son, I was only joking. I do not, in fact, consider you a slave or expect you to spend all free time working.

>>50847357
Moona is still a moon goddess right? i think that's a cool fic
also you cant shitpost with TLA quotes

>>50844366
This may just me assuming but I think your idea might have been made by joining together discussion about Kson being a slampig, and that discussion about Aqua a few weeks back about her wanting to be your 'real girlfriend' since that also had a bit of a digression about other slampigs wanting to be the one that ntrs.

>>50847706
I don't think

>>50847753
So like Campbell from MGS?

>>50847706
Kek, someone's mad

>>50840315
Coco Sexo rico caliente

>>50848253
Sure you don't

>>50850633
Didn't know ants browsed this board.

>>50850633
Why does she have glue in her hair?

>>50850617
Jk Coco blowing you in the bathroom

>>50850617
>>50851313
>"Coco we heard a rumour that you're doing compensated dating with some guy who's a college student, is that true?"
>"What the fuck!? No!"
>"Oh thank go-"
>"I do it for free and he's a TA!"

>>50850617
>>50851313
>doing homework with Coco in the library while she gives you a footjob under the table
>”C-Coco, cmon. We’re gonna get caught…”
>”Not if you keep your fat mouth shut, you little pussy. I can feel you throbbing down there, I KNOW you’re getting off to this.”

>>50851672
>blow a fat load all over the underside of the table
>”Theeere we go. Wasn’t that fun?”
>”How the hell are we going to clean this up…?”
>”Eh, just leave it.”
>”What?!”
>”What? The thing’s already caked with dried gumwads. Nobody’s gonna look.”
>”So we’re just leaving the table smelling like my dick?!”
>”Think of it as marking your territory.”

>>50851313
I LOVE GYARUS
I LOVE SLUTS

>>50844249
Just report it for advertising.
>>50844486
>objectively speaking
>half a dozen
Please let me know where you got this number. I’d very much like to know.

>>50852200
Thanks, I enjoyed that. Even more when I know how her pilot looks like.

>>50852244
i need to creampie Reimu, many times.

>>50854536
I won't allow it. Reimu is my wife/sex slave

>>50855063
you can have Reimu. I call dibs on Nina

>>50840185
Tranny

>>50855542
I have played myself. You win this time, anon (but I win too because Reimu...)

bump

I want to impregnate this fox.

>>50857319
Sorry Anon, she's too old for that now. Maybe try your luck with someone a little younger

Woke up in the middle of the night so I might as well write this down. Had some cool brief dream where I met a bunch of explorers sitting around on a sandy beach receiving pep talk from Flare before going into a cave. Their carriage was full of pamphlets related to various Hololive references. She told me I could join them if I helped unloading the equipment off the carriage. That's all.

Actually, this is good. Since I'm awake anyway imma go back to writing.

>>50857461
You think age'd be the biggest obstacle? Have I mentioned that I'll be impregnating her through her arse?

>>50858210
Getting a hag butt-pregnant sounds like too tall an order for even the most virile of younger man

>>50858416
So they say. They also say jet fuel can't melt steel beams, but I know the truth...

>>50858210
Fubuki is an Omega-Female?

>>50858701
What is an omega-female? She's definitely female, at least. I... think.

>>50858831
I think it's yaoi lore

>>50858831
>What is an omega-female?
Something you can search up within seconds instead of pretending to be retarded

>>50858831
Do people here not know google?

>>50858896
>>50858908
Except google is fucking wrong and anon's specific usage of the word doesn't break the front page of google.

>>50858882
I see. Well, there's definitely a common link with the anal sex bit.

>>50858997
Omegas can get pregnant from their butt. Neat fact, huh?

>>50858970
I don't know why I even bother at this point

>>50858970
Then use another search engine.

>>50859053
Indeed. Neat. And more power to you if you share those proclivities.

>>50859107
Not me! Anal sex is disgusting and baby batter belings to the baby momma

>>50858970
You’re the reason why recent /wg/ threads have been dogshit. Fucking boggles the mind how you can keep defending such tech illiteracy

>>50859173
Negotiations have broken down.

> Achievement unlocked: Out of the pot, into the frying pan...
Meet Haachama for the second time.

>>50859176
Instead of answering the question (because you did not know the answer) you rudely told him to refer to a source which had the wrong answer.
I provided the correct answer and called you know-nothing anons out for being misguiding someone in search of knowledge
>>50859069
They recommended he use google?
>>50859070
Why the Foobooki sad??

>>50859276
Anon, it's best not to engage with him, he's not here to actually talk...

>>50859308
Understood. Sweet dreams, Fubuki-anon

> Achievement unlocked: Cheesed to meet you...?
Successfully escape the mating press.

>>50859276
>They recommended he use google?
Yes, and? Are you incapable of using other search engines?

>>50859340
Gor bless ya, sar.

>>50859276
I got this from Bing, I'll post the google answer in a second

>>50859276
>>50859412

>>50859272
Have any fics used achievements??

>>50859519
HF has titles. Those are sort of like achievements.

>>50859519
No, because no fics take place inside a game. But they are fun little things.
> Achievement unlocked: The bigger they are...
Take down Sana, planetary warden.

>>50859519
Didn't holofantasy have those or did I imagine them while reading the rolls pages?

>>50840185
Takamori is already a drag sometimes but it has some damn fine and hot art I guess.
So why did you have to use the LARPiest, most OOC tranny pictures the fandom has to offer?

>>50859615
Leave if it bothers you.

>>50859615
He's never had good taste.

>>50859615
>Tranny
It’s lesbianism, not tranny. If you’re going to insult, or at least, make an inflammatory post, get it right.

>>50859519
If you count the VN...

Lamy would be really good at writing fanfics. She's got her genmates reactions down to a tee.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZdSS9NpaHA&ab_channel=HOLOTSKR%2FHololiveClips

>Achievement unlocked: Problem officer?
Talk your way out of an arrest.

>>50859173
The only thing baby batter belongs is in your oshi's mouth after she's sucked you bone dry and it going down her throat.
We really need more blowjob fics or even another chapter of POLatio. Just thinking of it makes my dick ache and leak precum in my underwear.

>>50860701
>We really need more blowjob fics
Then write it instead of expecting others to do it for you.

>>50860701
Hell yeah, motherfucker. There's nothing quite as satisfying as having your man sauce sucked out by a loving woman intent on nothing but your happiness or a cock-crazed nymphomaniac hell-bent on finding out what your semen tastes like.

>>50860727
I don't know how to write stories and if I did I'd butcher their entire personality.

>>50860887
Then learn to write.

>>50860899
Can you give us a link to something you've written as an example? So we have something to compare ourselves whilst we're learning, I mean.

>>50860933
Why are you trying comparing yourself to others? Just learn to write so you can have your blowjob fics.

>>50860985
That's what I thought.

>>50861020
Thought of what? Anon, stop being a leech and expecting others to write the fic and take the first steps yourself.

>>50861009
You're hours late by the way, by like 8 hours

>>50860701
Do you like Nene?

>>50860824
BJ is my absolute favorite sex act. Even more when she's only using her mouth.

>>50861114
What Nene?

>>50861164
Nenenenenenenenenenene Nene.

>>50860887
My personal fear whenever I write characters not my own.

>>50860899
I've always been meaning to, but what would be the point when I don't watch vtubers? Well, I kind of do... but only when they are playing games that I am interested in. Plus there's still the fear of making them too "OOC" and I'm really terrible at writing scenarios and I've no fucking clue how to write lewd scenes. If I did all I'd write are blowjob fics and the occasional ass sniffing and eating out a chuubas ass
Amazing how the mind can think up stuff easily but trying to write it down is downright impossible.

>>50861177
So, the Hololive one? I'll admit I do not watch her but she's adorable as fuck and I wouldn't mind seeing a fic of her getting curious about seeing your penis get erect and you slowly corrupting her into sucking your dick and swallowing your seed when you suddenly blow your load into her mouth. And then she'd get hook on your taste and then she'd keep sucking away at your even when you start to soften up because she wants to drain you of all your cum and uses whatever techniques she knows to get you hard again.
She could even suck you dry before you go out because she doesn't want you getting horny or seeing "other" girls you happen to bump into and all you need is her.

>New thread with over a hundred posts despite it being up around 10 hours or so
>Excited to see if a bunch of new stories drop, instead it’s:
>pekofag and his discord trope shutting up the thread
>The idiot who posts NSFW images having a persecution/victim complex
>bunch of low-effort posts
>an anon wanting to more fics but getting defensive and combative for no reason when told to write them
>And all the other shitposters who I miss.
I have no one but myself to blame for thinking this place was remotely good and useable. This is my first and only post of the thread.

>>50861289
Well, I was expecting a "Yeah Nene is really hot" and then I'd say "lucky you", but uh... you caught me off guard, and your expectations are also completely different from what I expected you to say. So... keep on keeping on, I guess.

>>50861339
>>50846618
You can't use the same words, it makes it too obvious.

>>50861339
Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

>>50861404
>anon caught in the act of samefagging

I've never seen another chuuba do stuff like this to herself so repeatedly. She keeps saying it's her "last time" but inevitably comes back later. It's a craving from the depths of her soul for mild suffering and teasing - imagine how easy it'd be to convince her to try something new in bed.

>>50861339
>>50861404
lmao

>>50774660
Man... Those first few paragraphs really feel like they should have been shown rather than told. In fact this entire fic really feels like its lacking in detail because of the way the narration tells it.
At least you have some amusing dialogue but overall this fic feels like an abridged summary of a story I probably would have enjoyed had it been told in long form.
Overall kind of meh. The story should have gone into detail for more stuff rather than letting it pass by. It has potential from the way the concept is told but it needed to actually commit to it rather than just telling it.

What would it feel like if someone didn't brush their teeth and sucked your dick?

>>50864942
Gross.

>>50864942
The same way it would if they did, except it might smell a bit worse afterwards.
If you want to really go into details you could describe the feeling of some leftover food in their mouth or something stuck between their teeth. ew.
I suppose that depending on what they ate, there might be a bit more to it. Like if they had something really spicy you'd probably be in a world of hurt.

>>50865244
Can't smell as bad as the thought of not having a shower in over a month to the point your dick smells like fish.
I ask because I'm curious and wonder whether one would get a STD if your unwashed dick got sucked by someone who never brushes their teeth and have plague over their teeth and never brush their tongue.

>>50860701
Suityan's blowjob-- dammit anon you're making me hard in the middle of a Zoom meeting

>>50866378
This makes me imagine Suisei giving you the best blowjob of your life while she's idly playing some shitty gacha game.

>>50863209
I don't write anything longer than 2k words without being paid as a rule, even if it's a prompt I like. That's why the story seemed condensed and telling rather than showing was used at points. Imo, a good word count for this would have been 5k, what I would have like to have written ideally. Thanks for the criticism.

>>50866845
>*cums in her mouth*
>*swallows without an issue and keep playing the game*

>>50867324
Honestly if you were confining yourself to 2k words you really shouldn't have bothered with setup. If you really wanted to maximize the word count you should have just started with Mori giving head with slight hints that she's a sock puppet then made the big reveal when Kiara cums that she was just getting 'sucked off' by her own sock puppet and the real Mori has just entered the scene.
Though judging by comment I take it this was less constrained writing and more giving it a shot because you wanted to write it but like not write it wholeheartedly.

>>50861478
She's made for bullying

>>50867843
Anything I write, I write wholeheartedly: whether people deem that writing to be of any quality or not is another matter. I will however take onboard your good advice of foregoing laborious setup in favour of more focused development in scenes where it counts. The added feedback is much appreciated.

>>50840315
Requesting a series of professionally written reports that gives an autistically detailed description of each corpo chuubas' sexual experience, behaviors, preferences, etc. as well as a conclusion section that outlines the most efficient way to sex the chuuba in question.

>>50865874
The chances of getting an infection or inflammation are obviously higher the worse the overall hygiene is, why do you need to even ask this?

I'm thinking of writing a highschool romcom fic loosely inspired by Oregairu(creative I know). I wanna ask which holo chuubas could fill in the roles of the characters like Yukinoshita, Yui and the others? I was thinking Sora could be a perfect Yukinoshita shoe-in, but she doesn't exactly have the same coldness.

>>50865874
Maybe you could get a yeast infection or something, but someone with herpes will give you herpes whether they brushed or not.

>>50868644
Again, I am merely curious and its totally not because I don't brush my teeth (because I take AGES brushing them no matter what) yet I don't get things like mouth ulcers or cold sores or a cut in my mouth.

>>50868796
If the Yui stand in loses I'm going to fucking kill you. I'll never forgive that fucker.

>>50868796
Isn't this perfect to have Suisei and Miko as Yukinoshita and Yuigahama stand-ins? Like maybe Suisei isn't a perfect fit but I think Miko fits the Yui role so well that its better to have character chemistry rather than perfect one to ones.

wait wasn't the 3-in-1 chapter Fujocast fic in the archive ended with Anon escaping the clubroom? Is the ending changed or am I delusional here

>>50870267
It was changed because people didn't like it.

>>50870267
Oh the writer for that came back and changed the ending to the current "mind break/no escape".
Personally I think the ending works better for what the fic was going for since the old escape ending was basically an anti-climax that had the non-character of unnamed school president 'winning' rather than the actual sex ending we get with the revised version.

>>50870474
>>50870642
huh... well i did think the sex was kinda cliffhanged but the previous ending was good enough for me

>>50870875
I liked the previous ending too but every other anon disliked it so the author had to change it to give them the sex they wanted.
I think another story (unless I'm wrong) that changed the ending was that fic where you fuck Miko and record it all to her co-workers. Only the extra bit at the end got deleted.

>>50870875
Honestly I'd probably have been satisfied with it too had the fic not been a massive fucking fetish fic. With something like that you don't go for blueballing the audience. I think it would have worked has school prez chan been Ayame or Subaru but with how the characters were set up there really was no room to have the fujocast lose and have it be satisfying narratively.

>>50869574
I actually think it's a not bad idea, especially for Suisei being Yukinoshita, but I would have to wrack my brain more to write Miko's character to fit in better. To be clear, I intend to take bits and pieces of each respective character(i.e. Suisei and Yukinoshita) so that it fits in better with the story, rather than having the chuuba be a 100% carbon copy of themselves or the character they are standing in as.

But the big thing is I just want to write that sense of melancholy and invoke that same feeling of "literally me" cringe I had in my youth when I first watched oregairu. I'm gonna delve more into this and hopefully have a chapter out soon-ish.

>>50840315
Telling Bae about all the cryptids you know about.

>>50873456
are you me? i was going to workshop the idea of (you) going in a cryptid hunt with Bae (in reality you are just going to a forest nearby to search for a tsuchinoko because bae scared herself by reading about the mothman)

>>50873796
My idea was for you to talk about it with her during a date. I'd write it but I have enough WiPs to worry about.

>>50874389
Im on the fence with it. I have enough wips and there's already a story about bae being scared in the archive...but there's also potential for some fluff

>>50861406
And then you wonder why threads die prematurely.

This is it lads.
We have to wait for THE fic to update and bring peace to /wg/

>>50875934
SAVE US OMARUN IS CUTE AND FUNNY 2

>>50867324
Didn't expect there to be a third author getting commissions in this thread.

>>50876697
You really need to stop believing people without proofs.

>>50876575
That's not even auntieanon's best series
*cough cough*

>>50877391
auntieanon didn't write that though?

>>50878504
Look at the email that shared the document

>scene started
>water bottle filled
>comfortable pants on
>reference images easily accessible
>my favorite bump and grind R&B on repeat
Oh yeah, it's smut time. What do other people like to do to help them get in the zone for writing their spiciest scenes?

>>50878644
>What do other people like to do to help them get in the zone for writing their spiciest scenes?
Writing.

>>50878564
I think you're thinking of A Bond of Blood and Sin

>>50861339
>an anon wanting to more fics but getting defensive and combative for no reason when told to write them
I don't think the anon wanting to more fics was getting defensive or combative, I think that was someone else entirely trying to pretend to be him for some reason.

>>50878644
>WIP pile scrambled
>Enough caffeine in my system to give a horse a heart attack
>Hand in cock
>Excerpts I will plagiarize
>Sounds of construction work in headphones
Yup, it's writing time

>>50878644
You have no idea how fucking upset and bored I've been with YouTube song "recommendations" for the past year or two. You click a mix of similar songs to the one you're listening to, and these motherfucking monkeys put only songs you've listened to a million times before. At this point I've just been putting generic high BPM electronic songs that I can't tell the difference between each other to write, because god forbid I hear new songs in fucking YouTube. Yes, I'd like to hear Pekora's discommunication for the billionth time, YouTube. Thanks for putting it on my next to watch!

>>50878894
>someone else entirely trying to pretend to be him for some reason.
It's most likely threadshitter
Just ignore him.

>>50879160
Spotalike
Google that

>>50879176
Like, I know it was a threadshitter, but I want to know is why is he trying to pretend to be someone else.

>>50879280
To shit up the thread. He's done worse.

>>50878894
>>50879280
It’s aggro-schizo. He’s been doing this shit for months now. He’s basically what >>50879176 said. A threadshitter who pretends to be other posters.

>>50879160
I kinda get what you mean. Usually when I find a new song its stuck in my recs for months. I imagine the music algorithm is lobotomized to incentive you to buy youtube music. I shelled out for apple music recently because there was an album by a japanese band that literally wouldnt let me buy the track because I'm a filthy gajin, but it's right there on apple music no problem. I didn't bother with music streaming services before that, but I gotta say, it's pretty tight.
>>50879083
>>50878685
Got a soft chuckle outta me.

>>50879936
I found an amazing song called Uta from the One Piece movie, and after I listened to it, every single day when I opened YouTube and clicked "My Mix", there it was, as the second song to be played, day after day after day. You used to be able to remove videos from "My mix" playlists so that the algorithm learns and changes what songs will be next, now you can only hide them, which does nothing. It's like they are doing it on purpose.

>>50880404
I've honestly never used the "my mix" functionality since when I look at it, it's just a mirror of my likes list. My youtube recs dont know what to do anymore besides show vtubers and music from people im already subscribed to anyway.

>>50880954
I don't really give likes, but my mix plays basically every song you've already listened to. It used to play songs related to songs you've listened to. In any case, this has deviated too much from the board topic

Subaru weighs less than 100lbs... I don't know what but I feel that I can use this information for something.

>>50882838
>Subaru weighs less than 100lbs
Okay and?

>>50882838
Yes, we know, anon. We can use the wikia

>>50882838
Break in every piece of furniture in her's and (Your)'s new apartment, see if it really is as sturdy as the salesman said

I wonder how much the heaviest HoloJP member weighs. More than 70kg?

>>50882935
By slamming her into stuff wrestler style

>>50883173
>DEAR GOD ITS LUNA WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

>>50883158
Highly unlikely, for a woman that would be like obesity I BMI

>>50883267
Maybe one of them is relatively tall, kind of muscular and also pudgy

>>50883542
Maybe one of them will fuck you. But both of these are highly improbable

>>50883542
>tfw you find out your oshi has a power lifter physique

>>50883691
Yes, both those things will probably remain a fan's fiction.

>>50883158
Porka orca... probably a few hundred at least?

Nope, not yet. Clearly didn't think enough about or masturbate to Fubuki yesterday.

>>50870875
I was losing steam writing the second half of Chapter 3, and originally rushed out an ending so I could stop thinking about the fic. Looking back on it, I should have just tabled the final chapter until I fully regained my motivation.

>>50879231
>try three songs
>all fail
T-thanks

>>50883173
Imagine the squaks

>>50885991
Same, I even used extremely popular normie songs like The weekend stuff but it still failed. The thing is garbage