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50815399 No.50815399 [Reply] [Original]

I prefer her over Koyori and her incessant need to talk about clickbait

>> No.50815436

Is it Meru Meru news or AsaMeru news.
I'm confused, and I dont like it so I can't trust her

>> No.50815851

I always trust Meru Meru. She may be dumb

>> No.50815968

I trust her reports with my life, if she says it rains, it rains, if she says Fat Man 2 will hit me, I will consider it my death sentence. Meru is very cute

>> No.50816046

I don't trust Mel, she definitely killed people before. You wouldn't trust a murderer, right?

>> No.50816098

>>50816046
I've killed billions of future children by ejaculating into my socks, now tell me anon, do you trust me when I say you're straight?

>> No.50816171

I dont trust her but i believe what she says, idk why.

>> No.50818295

>>50816098
Sure, I do, I know I'm straight

>> No.50818823

>>50815436
the stream is asameru but the segment is merumeru news

>> No.50820145

she's too cute not to trust

>> No.50820333
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50820333

she's too dumb to trust

>> No.50820590

>>50816098
Very few sperm actually make it to the egg. They were doomed from the start. Don't feel bad about cooming. Also why the fuck would you cum in a sock when you can just pinch your foreskin together and dump it in the toilet. Unless you got jewed of course.

>> No.50820893

>>50820333
trips don't lie, but she's trying her best!

>> No.50821025
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50821025

if even if she falsely reports that a Russian nuke is going to strike my immediate area, I will still take her words as truth. I wouldn't last that long tho

>> No.50821410

Meru never lies to me.

>> No.50823348
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50823348

I hope meru feeds me her sweet little lies

>> No.50824214

>>50821025
Her map shows the Kuril islands as if it's part of Japan, they might nuke her first

>> No.50824363

>>50820145
>>50820333
The duality of anon

>> No.50824506
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50824506

Meru...

>> No.50824604

>>50816098
cicero's back...

>> No.50828084
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50828084

Never trust her.

>> No.50831211

>>50815399
i don't watch jp and neither do you because you are not japanese

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>>50831211
>neither do you because you are not japanese

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50833960

>>50828084

>> No.50834354

>>50815399
Haato news is the only trusted news show

>> No.50834520

>>50820333
wrong, she's too dumb to lie!

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50834658

100% trust. She's the number one name in news.

>> No.50835350

>>50824506
Her ditzy expressions are 5x funnier with glasses. I love it.

>> No.50836764

>>50820590
What in the actual fuck is wrong with you

>> No.50838286

>>50834354
Haato news is bought out

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