/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>5073505

Even though you are a neet, I can love dads and moms
Even though you are foolish, I love you brothers sisters
Every day, every time, I can be with you on XP hill
So please subscribe to me!

ohadayo niggers!

Her English honestly isn't that bad,cool to see a bit lingual chubba who panders to here

How have you dads been, seems like forever!

>>5073577
Homeless dadchama...

>>5073505
THE RIDE CLEARLY NEVER FUCKING ENDS

How will I look at this part of my life in retrospect? Assuming I survive it of course.

emptiness without her...

I get to talk about Beatani some more.
yah!

I want to be your friend dads
you care about each other more than she cares about us

tomorrow no stream...... pien

>>5073653
Maybe everyone hates pink because of pink cat.

>>5073677
sure! let's be friends

Sage. I refuse to reward retard dads.

>>5073718
I love pink cat though, it's her birthday in a few hours and I can't wait to watch it.

>>5073726
I can just keep making them. You have to sleep eventually.

>>5073691
I have to go to the dentist tomorrow during her usual stream time, so she cancelled it for me.

>>5073755
Getting your teeth removed to give her better blowjobs? I admire your dedication S***y G*****a

>>5073754
These threads stay up for hours on end. Trust me, by the time I wake up It will still be up.

>>5073738
Some pink cats are nice
Some aren't

I want to watch her but I seriously can't understand what she is saying 70% of the time.

>>5073788
The language, the pronunciation or the topic?

>>5073587
Great!

>>5073788
Most of Beatani's streams are in English though.

So I followed her before her debut but stopped watching vtubers altogether for a few months.

I'm looking at her twitter and she is completely different from what I remember.
Did you guys corrupt her or is this an act?

>>5073505
who the fuck is fucking about on curious cat invoking my daughter?

>>5073837
The seiso pre-debut bear was the act.

>>5073837
She said that she was putting on a cute act for dads, but as we have become more comfortable with each other she let the act drop and does what she feels like, or this is a new act if you want to believe that.

>>5073837
fake and gay

>>5073677
yeah but beatani is a flat womanlet from japan
im sorry but i have to choose her

>>5073899
I kind of believe it, in the very early days she had no problem with DMs, or at least kept quiet about it to not upset her small fanbase.

>>5073884
what?

>>5073932
dyrbi?

>>5073809
>>5073821
It's her pronunciation. To fully understand her I have to focus really hard, but that's counterproductive because I usually leave streams on the background and focus on something else.

>>5073837
All vtuber voicers are different from puppets they play, in this case it didn't took long for her to admit it was mostly an act, this kusobear can show most of her true self.
I mean, just watch this shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SicG7ODHHLA
Stereotypical japanese humor of inexperienced little chuuba, you don't start your career with SEEEEEX UOOOOHH PICHU REPS MEDS BASED CRINGE HAA HAA.
Yes, you could say she changed.

I wonder what her nipples are like. Are they sensitive? Also what kind of panties she likes to wear. I bet she wears the standard white bikini briefs. I think after 60 hours of not showering they smell so heavenly. Sitting all day at work, then at home. Yes I must find out. I would pay anything for a pair of those. Haa... haa...

I can't do VOD reps for the next 4 days and I'm already behind on so many rrats and jokes
What is all this moderator stuff about, why is she hating on burger dads, and who is fox?
Trying to do Twitter reps on her page is like reading the diary of a late-stage dementia patient, I can't tell what's real

>>5074010
I'm fully used to her accent now, so I'm not sure what to say.

>>5074010
Ah, I've gotten used to it by now. On that note, her English has definitely gotten better since her EN debut, but some of that is probably me becoming accustomed to her accent.

>>5074010
Maybe you don't turn up the volume during her streams? I have no problem leaving her streams on the background if needed, or putting some loud JEDM in the background while I work.

>>5074058
It's all rrats. Except Kyoto.

>>5074049
she was so innocent back then

>>5073962
check twitter bro

She won't stop sending me nudes in DM; I can't even open Twitter in public anymore

>>5074058
she wants us to nuke kyoto

>>5074116
no, thank you

>>5074058
>who is fox
x***v***
>What is all this moderator stuff about
He was given mod. A screenshot about fake DMs with Bea about him being asked if he wanted to be a mod caused a meltdown two /yah/ ago.
>why is she hating on burger dads
Because she enjoys bullying risuna-chan

>>5074135
That's #べあたにえち絵, not your DMs silly.

>>5074055

>>5074113
For sure. I actually love this video.
I feel blackpilled because of her. Life is cruel, it's all about money or nothing after all.

>>5074049
>"just like Myst" inserted to her lore dump
Can Beatani just escape the computer and become real already?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUmJquW12QU

she became a vtuber because she was bored and wanted friends. Instead she subjugated a bunch of no life lonely guys into becoming her schizo farm.

>>5074058
Are you one of the newcomers? I'm wondering if I should add more of the unhinged stuff to the wiki. I'm fine with adding some off-hand comments if they say something interesting about her life, but keeping track of every off-hand comment about inane nonsense like the Excel spreadsheet and the fox mod is a bit too much mostly because I'm now too focused on my drawing reps to switch to my linux partition and automatically retrieve all chat messages related to a keyword.
I think it's time to create one of those monogatari-style collages, visually explaining the arcs so far (in commemoration of her 4k or 5k milestone).

>>5074245
Feels great, doesn't it Bea?

I think it would be funny if she played amogus with dads. It would be clip gold and we could finally get the acknowledgement so many of us seem to crave.

>Bea hasn't commented on any art this week, other than the usual

>>5074413
ohh i thought she hates my art, i thought i was improving too

>>5074471
Pretty sure she just didn't check the tag, she gets the f******** ones by following him

>>5074245
True, it's hard to be friends with someone you can't respect.
>>5074413
There has been a lot recently, and it's tiresome to try and thing of a nice thing to say about every piece of art.

XV got YouTube mod, who's getting mod on her Minecraft server?

>>5074655
Fuck Minecraft, Terraria server when?

>>5074673
Dad and daughter Diablo

>>5073505
>> http://clover.club/post

>>5074328
She already did many times.

>>5074624
Kuma despise me, not surprised to be honest.
If I ever change for better and not kill myself I will surely think about Bea with nostalgic and grateful smile on my face.

>>5074687
>diablo 2 so dad and daughter can run with the bone boys

>>5074624
I can hear the "mendokusai"in her voice, I belieb

>>5074624
i see, anything in high volumes would make anyone bored i guess

>>5073505
Is she the new hebiko?

>>5074731
AR you fucking chad!

>>5075257
Not familiar with Hebiko.

>>5074413
Gah, you made her think I made your post.
Also, that's patently not true. https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1404109309810642944

>>5075444
Sorry for getting caught up in my insecurities and reply addiction

She is a flat womanlet with glasses and bad fashion sense, no wonder she can't get a normie bf...

>>5075697
I was just singing this to myself, are (You) me?

>>5075839
She is too perfect for the riajuu.

>>5075840
yah

>>5074673
>terraria
that'd also be pretty damn comfy
>>5074774
>summoner necro
why would you torture yourself like that?

It feels really nice when Bea or dads like a random tweet that has nothing to do with her.

Thanks, Bea.

>>5075940
She could probably get a nice normal gf, if she dressed properly and learned to disguise her autism as cute "quirkiness"

>>5076322
Until they ask to play smash together.

>>5075839
Truly peak performance

Just realized Ive found a place that looks kind of like XP Hill when it's sunny. But I didn't see Bea at all. She must be slacking off at this time..

>>5076356
I don't know why she keeps knocking her fashion sense, I think it's cute as hell.

>>5075839
she just needs overcome her autism and hide her powerlevel until they fuck, after that she might mellow out enough to not scare him away

>>5076396
>I think it's cute
For a granny, maybe.

>>5076356
I want to kabedon this dasai cutie.

>>5076410
There's nothing wrong with granny fashion. I'd rather girls dress like their grannies than like whores.

JWU, have I missed anything?

>>5076491
Those aren't the only two fashion options women have...
Plus, she wants to attract a normal jp man, not a schizo from here, so she needs to pander to their tastes.

>>5074731
Are we just uploading any and all art and memes?

TW:blogpost
I've met someone recently, and as a result barely have any time to watch bea or participate in threads/twitter. It fucking sucks because she's the only vtuber worth watching. It would've been so much simpler if she didn't exist.

>>5076592
She's just being retarded. It literally only takes reading up on fashion trends and buying stuff from the pictures that fit her. All this "I don't understand fashion, I wear stupid t-shirts!" is just her cope for being too lazy to put herself together properly.

>>5076722
You have to take care of your real life first. If Bea met someone she wouldn't stream as much, you should do the same. Congratulations btw.

>>5076356
are there really girls that dress like this?

>>5076722
congrats faggot try not to throw it away just to watch bea or hang out with the dads though

i just cant believe that bea wants to nuke europe

>>5076817
Kyoto, Europe doesn't even warrant her attention unless she's looking for mods.

>>5076356
It's cute in a dorky way. JP guys probably can't handle her ADHD because it's considered too weird. We're talking about a country where all forms of public affection are frowned upon here.

>>5076722
>a girl you just met is taking up so much of your free time that you can't even watch a VOD
dadchama, you don't need to spend every second texting her

I think Bea has completely turned me off from ever considering living in nipland

>>5076909
I dunno anon, it seems like anime always has the fantasy of the manic pixie dream girl coming into some boring dude's life and spicing things up. So I think her real issue is her habit of being a bitch when she is feeling down which would turn away men, otherwise I think they can see the charm too.

>>5076923
Me too. That and the fact that even if I got citizenship I would forever be a dirty gaijin.

>>5077031
This is the paradox of ethno-states like Japan: The appeal is precisely that they would likely turn you away as well.

>>5076923
I was turned off from that ever since I knew the reality of WHAITO PIGU GO HOME
Japan is a great place for the Japanese. Even if my home can be a headache it is home.

>>5076909
Well there is the fact that she doesn't seem to be attracted to guys at all, unless it's a small one to dominate.

>>5077054
dyrbi

>>5077054
or people in general
2D>3DPD

>>5077055
>WHAITO PIGU GO HOME
Why white people though?

>>5077101
Or humans in general
Kemono>Bipeds

>>5077107
They want all gaikokujin ---> away, but this was just a particular video at the time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijvUhIjFG7w
Also appears the original is too evil for youtube so this is all you can get from there.

My impression is whites are actually treated as cool and exotic in urban areas and it is easy to pick up women if you aren't a low value sperg. Maybe if you go into a more rural area they will spit at you or just a neighborhood bar full of japanese that don't want you there, then sure you aren't welcome. Just need to read the room.

>>5076923
Me too but, I would still like to visit it.

>>5077165
Oh that video, its funny how they look all confused until he says white pig go home then they finally get it. I wouldnt say thats all jap people though, maybe just the black van people

>>5077192
It really depends. In terms of just picking up women, it wouldn't be hard. It's actually awkward with how much positive attention you'll get from women there. But I also encountered places that didn't serve foreigners and even had the door of a restaurant slammed in my face before I could even walk in the door. All of this was in Tokyo.

Bea said she only likes blacks

>>5077345
true

>>5077345
time for the ole Trudeau trick

>>5077090
kek I totally forgot about hiroyuki

>>5077345
She said she likes northern africans.

>>5077090
She has never said that she was attracted to him though.

>>5077414
Beatani will join ISIS and be a good wife inshallah

>>5077366
>America is creepy
Apologize

>>5076909
In reality no one can 'handle' her menheraness. You think it's cute now because all you see is an anime loli bear. A real woman acting the way she does would get annoying real fast.

>>5077453
>UOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
>KABOOM

>>5076643
I want your complete collection. Upload it all.

>>5077465
Hmm, I'm not sure. Maybe we need to run an experiment. I'll volunteer to see if I can handle her.

>>5077465
but I can fix her

>>5077502
Pretty useful considering twitter only displays some of the tagged posts and older ones often vanish

DYRBI

>>5074731
Is breaking containment fine with the uploads?

>>5077582
It's fine

>>5077461
I hate this song.

>>5077579
Only if you're a generic looking Japanese person.

>Still not a single story about Chihiro
She is not real, right?

>>5077778
southerner spotted

>>5077579
Bea thinks that because they arr rook same to her.

>>5077793
its probably half true as in no one really cares but will turn around and look back at you, kind of like muslims

>>5077824
In kayfabe, yes.
In reality, probably not.

Bea isn't as autistic as people seem to think.
She seems to be aware of the fact that it is ok to shit on countries where white people historically lived without holding back but not to shit too much on any other place. Kinda similar thing where she knows saying it is ok to nuke Kyoto is totally fine but insulting Koreans in Japan or suggesting Okinawa isn't really Japanese are big no-nos.

>>5077090
You will never be Hiroyuki Nishimura.You will never find the love of your life Beatani on XP hill, who looks adorable and is a cutiepie Japanese Polar bear. You will never be The richest funniest comedian ever to set foot in japan with the highest superchats of France. You will never have the money that would allow you to become the owner of 4chan. You'll always be a loser.

Chihiro is Bea's dark side.

>>5077865
Yeah, she is pretty perceptive.

>>5077877
It's been ages since she mentioned him.

>>5077865
Anon, she is autistic not retarded.

>>5077192
"Exotic" is a good word for it, they fantasize about America and Europe as much as we fantasize about them. The more nuanced part of "exotic" is that you're temporary, as in you're not there to stay. If you say
>Oh I'll be here for the next 2 weeks
in a big city like Tokyo, most people will like you. But say
>I'm trying to get a visa to stay here
and all of a sudden "most" turns into "some"
t. Works at a company that allows you to get a work visa in Japan

>>5077865
>she knows saying it is ok to nuke Kyoto is totally fine
Something tells me if she had more japs in the chat they'd be seething not because of singling out Kyoto specifically but for making a nuke joke.

>>5077579
That's how night life should be.
Nobody cares who you are, but only if you have money and know how to have fun. Value the moment of events happening.
yea yea, I believe.

>>5077472
take it back, may allahs forgiveness be graced upon you.

>>5077899
One thing I like about my country is, for the most part, if you come here and get citizenship you are just the same as someone who was born here.

>>5077944

for how small she is you motherfuckers are dedicated, unless it's only 10 of you samefagging

beatani SUCKS

>>5078017
Watch some of her streams, maybe you'll like her too.

>>5078017
80% of her subs are literally /vt/.

>>5078017
all me

>>5078051
I posted this

>>5074010
I’m the same I like her but it’s hard to understand her at times. Nothing wrong with that since she’s not a native speaker

>>5078017
>he doesn't know we're all just beatani samefagging
ngmi

>>5077901
Whatever, she's too based for the neurotypical of this forsaken rock.

>>5078023
uuuuuooooooooh
beatani
I'm practicing my hate reps!
Fuck you menhera bear!

>>5078051
me too

>>5077901
Honestly I cringed at the WWII/nuke jokes. Better to let sleeping dogs lie.

>>5073787
YUKKIN LOVE

>>5078155
To be fair, we started it in the thread, she was just following up on it.

>>5078084
Beatani transformation fetish thread when?

>>5078017
She's one of the few interesting indies. She is like Rushia levels of insanity.

>>5078217

>>5078155
Are the Japanese supposed to forever feel psychologically scarred about losing the war and speak of it in hushed tones? The fact she can make fun of Japan's complicated relationship with America and even nukes shows that it doesn't hold any power over her.

>>5074731
Is it possible to delete tags? I accidentally made a tails;beatani tag because i didn't know which tag seperator to use

>>5078267
Of course not, but it's best to leave politics out of vtubing.

I visited Bea's twitter and she has quite a posse of beta orbiters replying to her every post, I shiggy diggy

>>5078305
>beta orbiters replying to her every post
actually that makes me an ALPHA orbiter

every vtuber has those

>>5078305
I wish she would ease up on the tweeting she floods my timeline.

>>5078330
twitter addiction please andastand

>>5078330
and that's a bad thing?

>>5078330
I wish there was a way to mute tweets that have no media atached or are less than 100 characters long. Several good artists I follow also spam my timeline with useless rants.

>>5078330
dont say that

Bea

I wish the bear were to stop tweeting while I'm sleeping, I always miss the good stuff

>>5078437
not living in beatani standard time is painful

>>5078437
Move to Japan?

I have to admit that I am obsessed with Beatani.

>>5078330
amen to that

As soon as bea finds a dick she will forget us

>>5078373
RESPECT YOUR ARTISTS SHITTY OPINIONS AND VENTS

>>5078490
That's pretty fair, I'd forget about the bear if I find a pussy

>>5078490
That's fine. As long as she's happy.

>>5078490
I'll forget her if I find some dick too.

こくはく

>>5078305
why don’t you beta orbit someBITCHES

We need more coupons uploaded, dads

>>5078520
>find a pussy
very direct desu

>>5078305
You don't participate in exchange of thoughts with you oshi? Not gonna lie, that's pretty cringe bro!

>>5078051
take my meds

>>5078605
We need a burger pass.

>>5078469
me too

Beatani might hit 4k subs before her next stream.

>>5078661
Beatani hates USA people, just can't admit because money

>>5078689
t. boring country dweller

>>5078469
Me too, but don't worry, the blackpill she dropped on me is working quite well I have to admit.

>http://clover.club/post/show/51/beatani-chihiro-futanari-penis
I laughed a lot when I saw this, thanks

>>5078689
But even burgers know burgerland is almost an unrecoverable shithole now anon. t. burger.

>>5078220
there's plenty of interesting indies
like the ryona vtuber who has multiple videos of making herself vomit into buckets, and had a discord where male members would encourage female members to harm themselves

>>5078795
That's pretty hot, I'll have to check her out. Name?

>>5078806
t. Bea

>>5078795
He said interesting not disgusting anon. Bea rides the line but never goes too far in that direction.

>>5078806
i forgot, people used to say she might be related to marine, but the evidence was extremely thin. i just remember her model being similar, red short hair and all that. you might be able to search a combination of yab terms on /jp/ where i first heard about it in 2019

>>5078795
akira?

>>5078795
>Implying dads doesn't watch Akira already
Oh my sweet child.

>>5078877
yes, she's still up, based susan's favorite

>>5076923
There are a good number of Japanese youtubers that talk about what it's in Japan. 2 of them have been to America so they can draw comparisons along with pros and cons. I found the best info comes from those that have lived in multiple countries or at least one other western country outside of nipland. I always come to the same conclusion that I make for myself. "Ok and pretty cool to visit, but never EVER want to live there."

>>5078275
So what's the tag separator?

>>5079054
>tag1 tag2_and_something_else tag3

>>5079054
spaces between the tags

>>5079254
>>5079262
I see

>>5079254
I'm used to typical tag1,tag_somethingsomething2,tag3
But I guess it's ok

I wish I could be Pichu for her.

In the end, only the strongest menhera will remain.

>>5079449
you could always beat yourself up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKR5CL1Ml44

>>5079732

Be honest, would you still be so fucking horny is she wasn't /here/?

>>5079785
just as horny, perhaps less interested

>>5079785
even more so.
the horny has no bounds.

I can't put into words how much I want to creampie this bear. Like holy fucking shit.

If there's one good thing to come out of this whole vtuber arc, I hope it's that Beatani can see how attractive she is and build her self esteem. She could pull one hell of a man.

>>5079785
She does not create the horny, she merely directs it

>>5079853
>The last arc will be the tinder arc
>This time for real
kino, actually

>>5077054
It's not quite that, it's more that she's afraid of actual guys. Maybe because of her childhood home violence or something no idea. But everything shows men are scary for her, which doesn't mean she's not attracted, at all, she justs feel more at ease with girls or girls (males) and small things, she kept self inserting at the one with the dick and the one in controle because being the one in position of weakness (that a small jap women like her is in naturally) is scary to her.

>you'll never hold hands with Beatani

Do you really think she could "pull one hell of a man"? The majority of >us are bottom tier men who are relying on a japanese girl for affection, would she really be able to get any guy who isnt a complete kimoi ota in japan in real life?

>>5079882
>Beatani tweeting from the love hotel
>"Where is the train room???"

>>5079882
It would hurt at first, but I would be proud of her. At least one of us can escape hell.

>>5079908
Yes. Despite her persona she seems pretty intelligent. The main thing holding her back is her paraphilias.

>>5078795
Yes I follow her too and I'm in her discord, but limited Japanese understanding make it harder to be as invested

>>5078305
You're thinking of the people too scared to reply

>doing archive reps
>dads don't know what a PET bottle is
Really?

>>5079785
She never made me horny, for some reason, I guess she's too old for that

>>5080021
Not all dads are into material engineering.

>>5079908
Sure, but she'd need to be interested for real in having a relationship with someone. Just like your average dad.
You are not alone because you are disgusting, you are alone because you want to. And that's ok.

>>5080021
Literally never heard of that once in my life

>>5080052
It's a very common term where I live, we literally just call plastic bottles PETs.

>>5080057
your average dad is a schizoid twinklet

>>5080057
This, people often say this or that person could easily get a gf/bf, but in reality most people (even here) have standards (even very low) and personal issues that make it harder to get there.
I like beatani because I got to know her trough vtubing and got to know her little by little, but I would probably not have been interested if I randomly met her IRL, on the outside she's probably an average looking office worker with not that many things she can talk about because it's too wild to share to strangers.

>>5079939
Hell is other anons.
So, let us continue.

>frog

>>5080133
>with not that many things she can talk about because it's too wild to share to strangers
Is this why grooming people online is so appealing?

>>5080133
Vtubers made me realize how wrong I was for caring so much about the look and passing on some opportunies
Getting to know them before knowing how they look, I end up not caring at all what they look like once I unfortunately see it. Like, I still love Polka for example.

>>5080158
didn't quote lol
>>5080153

>>5080133
Also some people are very insecure and are so convinced they're unlikeable that they don't see when someone express obvious hints at them
t. got back in contact with a girl from highschool that told me she had a crush on me and kept trying to make me understand at the time, with no success
She's now married

>>5080224
I ignored the signs with a girl until it was too late. I confessed to her but she had lost interest in me. It broke my heart utterly and completely.

>>5080224
Why can't they just say it directly?

>>5080281
They are not autistic.

>>5080281
It takes some courage, plus the fear of rejection
Did you directly told all the girls you liked?

>>5080021
it’s literally on the bottom of the plastic bottles burgerbros just drink and don’t read the labels

>>5080133
>on the outside she's probably an average looking office worker with not that many things she can talk about because it's too wild to share to strangers.
I'd think a lot of people can relate to that, even ignoring the "wild" part how are you supposed to tell your normalfag co-workers that once you get off work your plans for the night are to watch a Japanese girl pretend to be a polar bear and draw old anime characters?

>>5080316
well you're assuming they are normalfags.

>>5080341
Even if they're not normalfag, they have almost no chance to be in that specific niche
Watching streamers is already a niche even if it got more normal in younger generations
Vtubers are niche within that
indies like beatani are another niche within that niche

Bea always seems like she's upset on Twitter. I'm not CONCERNED for reference, but it always feels hard to interact. I'm autistic and don't get what's banter most of the time, I guess.

>>5080316
I feel like I'm having an affair or something watching Beatani. A few weeks ago I was visiting my sister and niece out of state and trying to keep up with /yah/ and Twitter. My sister asked me why I was constantly on my phone and ignoring my niece. Of course I couldn't say that I was addicted to an internet bear so I made up bullshit.

I got a chance with a girl from work a few years ago, but I was too shy to actually ask her out and she ended up going back with her previous boyfriend
It was also the first time that someone was interested on me, so it hurt me a lot
Confidence is the most important thing, even if you are just lying to yourself

>>5080421
Just talk to her, as long as you don't send cringe dms the worst thing that can happen is her ignoring you.

Beatani's real job is being a DJ...

>>5080308
>the fear of rejection
Well I would also have the fear that they were just messing with me to bait a confession.
>Did you directly told all the girls you liked?
Well I haven't really liked any girls that much.

>>5080460
Doing her music reps
https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1404381984663642113

>>5080370
dude vtubers are among the most superchatted people in the world. We are on a vtuber board. It's nowhere near as niche as you'd think. If your co-worker has ever watched Eva they probably know about vtubers and if they haven't watched Eva they should.

>>5080421
That's the Beatani experience. Don't worry too much about it and just reply her if you feel you have something to say

>>5080472
She tweeted about Logic (Pro) the other day.

>>5080474
I don't know what kinda life you lead but most of my co-workers are like 35 years older than I am and can barely use a computer and probably still hate the Japs since they're literal baby boomers that probably should have retired already.

>>5080474
Even most Japanese people never heard of vtubers dude, Beatani talked about that in her last stream IIRC as well

>>5080474
You know, they say the same thing about anime, but I still get called a fucking weirdo for watching fate by normalfags.

I've tried so hard to get her to like me, but I can't compete against other dads. It hurts.

>>5080474
I think if I tried to show my coworkers vtubers they would probably look at me as some kind of freak

Beatanis whole X hate and Y love thing is really getting old. Especially because she constantly
backtracks without any reason. I'm pretty close to jumping ship to be honest, she needs new materials.

>new ip

>>5080585
>I've tried so hard to get her to like me
That's probably why.

>>5080605
>new materials
Anon, she talked about a bunch of new stuff yesterday/today between her comedy commentary. I think maybe the issue is some get too wrapped up in random Twitter nonsense. The solution is to ignore it completely beyond occasionally scanning for stream updates.

cringe last minute clover club submission https://files.catbox.moe/dqh9o7.aac

>>5080593
Absolutely. I would get ridiculed by my friends for liking vtubers.

>>5080651
I think you should email him, he said last thread was the last he would check

>>5080651
You have to email him, like right fucking now.
voiceorganizer@protonmail.ch

>>5080652
My friends watch vtubers but only Hololive, either HoloEN or Marine/Suisei/Coco (f)

>>5080593
>>5080652
my coworkers give me shit for liking hockey since that's such an uncommon hobby where I live and this guy really thinks I could just talk with them about vtubers like it's nothing

>>5074049
Nice edit. I'm dying

>>5080681
Calm down. It's not like the person who is actually putting it together is going to start immediately.

want to drink her piss

>>5080709
Still organizer said he would send everything in one mail right about this hour. A pain to send individually the people late.

>>5080724
They all say that until they actually drink the piss.

>>5079785
I actually like Beatani for the entertainment. I enjoy curvy women on the slightly more sloppy side. 100% milf fucker.

of all the artwork she could have picked and all the work dads do on their art reps she still chooses this to be her banner. why?

>>5073505
Where is sekkusu-san... dads, I'm getting concerned...

>>5080907
She likes amateur art in general. And Hanabi

>>5080878
I've drank my own

>>5080915
He got a bit scarce after the amogus member stream

>>5080935
Grylls-san...

>>5080907
The more you react the more she'll do it
That's how she works

>>5080907
It was topical. Plus she didn't have to change who she credited in her bio.

>>5080915
sekksu….

>>5080907
Because she knows it pisses you off

>>5080907
Precisely to bait posts like yours.

>>5080973
>>5081007
>>5081042
Why did you need to post the same thing three times?

>>5081063
Ask them

What I meant was why did they feel the need to post the same thing as >>5080973

>>5080915
Spicy grandpa tabun maybe

>>5081063
It honestly needs to be said more. Everything she does is to get a response out of (you). So, if you don't like something don't push it back. Unless, you want it to happen more...

>>5081107
You mean this bear is toying with my feelings?

>>5081107
That's only in public tho, she's actually pretty nice in DMs

>>5081169
you know the rules and so do I

>>5081169
humu humu

>>5080585
>Actually trying to compete with other dads
You should unironically stop watching her if you feel like this, it's unhealthy as fuck.

>>5081107
>beatani does something you dont like
>you express your dislike in said thing
>she does it even more just for lulz
>eventually stop watching her because any form of criticism is used against you
simultaneously based and retarded
fortunately for her she will always have her dedicated fans who will never stop watching or replying to her tweets and will support everything she does without question

She told me her address in DMs, and said that I didn't have to let her know when I was coming

>>5081250
It's not unheard of.

>>5081250
>she will always have her dedicated fans who will never stop watching or replying to her tweets and will support everything she does without question
literally me
step on me kusobear

>>5081256
>said that I didn't have to let her know when I was coming
Really? She was pretty insistent that I say something before I do when we talked in DMs last night.

>>5081290
It's so she can make sure she cleans up after I'm done with her.

>>5081250
There's a difference between preferential dislike and criticism. Calling her shitposts "criticism" is dumb.

All this attention must feel great to an otaku christmas cake

>>5081250
I'm really curious what kind of suggestion you made publically, that you are bitching about her not listening to.
t. Made numerous suggestions which have been used over the months

hahaha how the fuck can you not compete with other dads beatanis favourite people are a literal poo and a retard whos constantly sending her autistic scribbles

>>5081063
Precisely because they know it'll get you to react.

pip piip! stop it schizo! take your meds onegai!

>>5081250
That's the thing with indies, they have no agency to be accountable to. Not all of them are in to make it big or need the money, the ones in for the ride/fun will do as they want and you're supposed to simply leave if it's not for you and check up any of the other thousands of indies.

>>5081313
aneurysm, tabun maybe.
Calling criticism to her shitposts is dumb.

>>5081329

>>5081329
ok mod

>>5081307
You have it backwards. Because her fetish is just inviting guys over and having them use her over and over. If one dad shows up while another dad is still inside her, that's a win.

>>5081329
>what kind of suggestion you made publically
I never said I made one. But now that we're on the topic please tell us the suggestion you made which has been used over the few months

>>5081324
The main reason vtubers do vtubing

>>5081336
>literal poo
I dont understand. Is it too early?

I AM competing against other dads.
I WILL make her like me.
She WILL send me a DM.

>>5081396
an indian

>>5081396
Remote Kid. Poo on the street

>>5081256
You don't have to tell her because you will be coming too early anyways

>>5081401
This, but unironically

>make fake beatani twitter account so I can reply to myself
>fall in love with "her"
>get blocked
why must life be so hard?

beatani will never truly commit to a shitpost because she's too scared of losing us

>>5081446
She's a coward then

>>5081366
Not gonna selfpost, as they were public suggestions. Just don't get cucked and you'll be fine. For all the times negging got mentioned yesterday, there is some truth to it. Some of you dads are just walking into the cucking and embracing it. Assert some dominance and make her know who is in control.

>>5081446
She has conditioned us to yabs so much that she could literally get double analed live on stream and 70% of dads would still give their usual superchats.

>>5081446
>Almost 4k
At this point we are just a step stone for her, she doesn't really care about us

>>5081256
>tfw can't visit her because Japan has banned my country from entry because of covid

>>5081462
officially groomer thread

>>5081454
yep. she'll do something in the name of a shitpost and because all she gets is a reaction she'll think it's okay. if she were to get an overwhelmingly negative reaction and actually see some sort of impact to her shitpost then she would immediately backtrack and apologise.
she enjoys the chaos but she needs validation

>>5081477
I would give double if she did DP on stream. Double the penetration, double the fun. Imagine donating cause you thought it meant that (you) could fuck her. You will never be Japanese

>>5081488
Part of raising a daughter is knowing and hoping that she will be able to surpass you and stand on her own two feet one day. She won't need us, but she won't forget us either.

>>5081401
Good. So far my DMs have 20 of her messages. I hope you can do better.

If I go on vacation to Tokyo and breathe the same air as her, does it mean it's an indirect kiss?
Haa Haa

>>5081513
>Part of raising a daughter
She's not my daughter, she's my girlfriend.

DADS SHE IS GOING TO FORGET ABOUT US LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>5081462
yeah you didnt do shit kek
>Assert some dominance and make her know who is in control.
pffffffffft get a grip you delusional faggot hahahah. i cringed hard reading your post, nobody with your level of self awareness is able to assert dominance over anything

Be careful dads, after a hot and steamy DM session I got Beatani to use her Hiroyuki connections and make me a mod. Any cringe and schizoposting WILL be met with an immediate permaban.

>>5081538
Only if it's her cola air.

>>5081536
>beatani check every person in her DMs to see who she sent 20 to

>>5081536
post them(you wont)

>>5081576
>anon said a different number to frame another dad

>>5081559
Prove it by chatting in the Father's day live chat. You won't.

27 DMs on the 11th of June

>>5081538
If I install XP on a vm, does it mean it's an indirect kiss?

>>5081538

>>5081578
i feel i have been in this place before!

>>5081598
FUCK. I have 20 DMs with her.

>I have 4 DMs with her
>They are all about the fashion contest
>I considered them a treasure until today
It's ok, it doesn't hurt that much. Wait, it's starting to hurt a lot.

I wish Bea considered me important enough to DM.

>>5081454
and a fool

>>5081652
>one of my concern dms was (probably) a direct reason for one of her public announcement tweets

Do DMfags really?

>>5081652
i remembered when i dm risuna for that contest, i immediately block her

You fags should get used to be invisible dads.

>>5081693
Yes we get it you told her about the 50 pixel photo. Now pat yourself on the back, you earned some good boy points.

>>5081599
I didn't say anything about youtube, foolish dad. I know that the real power lies in /yah/.

>>5081726
Not that one

I'm sure she is using my money to have DM sex with other dads...

I'm a dad that I think Bea likes, not the most by far, but still in her "good graces". I am absolutely terrified of DMing her. If I saw her apartment building on fire I would hesitate to warn her.

>>5081546
That's not exclusive

>>5081652
Are you sure those weren't just DMs with listenerchan?

>>5081750
I'm probably somewhere inbetween, where I do tweet things she likes but can also be annoying

>>5081636
Yeah, well, I have 200 DMs with her.

>>5081750
if i saw her apartment building on fire i would dm her at the last minute

>>5081760
You are totally right. I feel worse now. Foolish, foolish dad.

>>5081750
You don't need to rate yourself, dad. I love all equally.

>>5081781
I have 2000 DMs with my bae.
My bae is Beatani of couse.

>>5081730
Why would you want to be able to delete posts from this thread.
Useless dad.

You know what? Screw the bear, I love you dads. We don't need her. Let's start sending DMs between all of us.

>>5081730
impersonating staff is against the rules

>>5081868
Let's fucking go.

>>5081868
My DMs are open and I am always around to reply back.
Feel free to DM me.

>>5081868
DM me, I will respond

>>5081868
im shy.....

>>5081868
My DMs are open, if you need someone. I love all dads

>>5081868
I'm not strong enough to break the ice

Foolish dads. When will you learn that you've become the very simps that you mock everyday anonymously outside of /yah/.

>>5081949
Lead with your duck pic. It worked really well for the other anon. His duck was so cute.

>>5081954
I simped for others before Bea. I hope she will be the last but statistics casts a shadow on this theory.

>>5081954
/yah/ simps are different breed

I've seen this DM arc before
"Don't DM your oshi or she will hate you forever" etc.
The ones who know will know

Where are your DM dads I'm waiting

>early threads now normalised
>dads talking about dming each other
Just fucking start a discord already so we can filter out all the faggots from these threads, im begging you.

>>5082019
I hate it. Either I DM and totally piss her off, or don't and just fade into darkness.

>>5081750
>Bea, your building is burning
>I can see stupid dad!! I become Chihiro!!

>Not even the dads are DMing me

>>5081954
Where's the line between paypig/simping and just supporting content creators? Superchats might seem expensive to someone, but are relative to your personal current salary. I'm asking unironically, as the only time I ever made fun of simps was for cringe messages. Not the amount itself.

>>5082054
Unsure if bait, but there's a difference between 2 dads DMing each other, and all of us moving to Discord, retard chama.

>>5081949
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.

>>5082054
>making early threads just to piss (You) off

>>5082023

>>5082054
I hate the early threads. There's most definitely going to be another thread today. Even after all this I will never defend a discord you shill.

>>5081949
Just talk about common interests at first.
Like maybe they watch a vtuber you also watch.

>>5082142
Nice try, too obvious tho

>>5082093
There's more than 2 dads. Who cares anyway? If they switch to discord the overall quality of these threads will increase, or these threads will cease to exist.
It's a win win considering these threads are usually garbage and 80% of dads are faggots.

>About to DM a dad
>Stop myself because he is going to think I'm cringe
>Delete the draft, open streamlabs and donate to the bear
This is the safer choice

>>5082157
It's never too early to discuss my oshi with other based, non bitch ass whining about early thread dads.

>>5082054
>start a discord
Homosexual

>>5082187
I'm a discordfag (tho I don't push for a /yah/ one obviously) but I will never stop posting here regardless

>>5082190
You should DM me anyway

>>5082187
go die por favor

>>5082190
I promise, I won't think you are cringe. How can I make you understand my love?

>>5082190
Don't worry, i already think that you're cringe