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>fauna brb break
>didn't mute her mic

>yo mumei what's up
>yeah it's me I'm taking a break cause you know
>this brown brick game is so exhausting
>i'm tired of constantly having to make this shit entertaining keeping chat entertained by falling off cliffs on accident
>it's exhausting I'm sick of it
>yeah i know it's a thing "us tubers" do you do it we all do
>but it's just so exhausting
>i'm gonna ask management if i can play anything else
>well whatever call me soon this is the 4th message this week but you haven't called me back yet

>> No.50747409

>>50747325
anon idk what this post is but you should just end it, honestly

>> No.50747428

what?

>> No.50747514

>>50747325
what.

>> No.50747543

glad to see I wasn't the only one confused

>> No.50747876

Qrd

>> No.50747887

>>50747876
THERE IS NO RUNDOWN OP IS A SCHIZO

>> No.50747973

>>50747325
i agree

>> No.50748011
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>fauna was on a "going to an idol meeting" break
>didn't mute her mic

>yo mumei what's up
>oh hey fauna hows the uh, you know... like the...
>the sissification asmr i play in the background of every stream?
>yeah that... *laughs*
>well you know, the saplings still don't suspect anything
>still?
>yeah, they were begging me not to turn off the stream the other day, did you see that?
>yeah i did
>it's SO funny like, they're literally addicted to me or something
>they're probably just sitting at their computers right now, waiting for the next stream
>poor little saplings, can't live without their mommy~

>> No.50748583

>>50748011
That can't be true..

>> No.50748779

>>50748011
QRD???

>> No.50748814

>>50748779
>>50748583
SHUT THE FUCK UP IT'S NOT REAL

>> No.50748862

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>fauna brb break
>didn't mute her mic

>BRAAAAAAAP
>uuu stinky

>> No.50748887

>>50748862
QRD ?!

>> No.50748941

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>fauna brb break
>didnt mute her mic

>sounds start
>steps
>opening a door
>zipper
>"aaa"
>the sound of liquid splashing is hear
>she keeps going
>"mmm"
>"lalalala"
>zipper
>"hello saplings"

THE BITCH DIDNT WASH HER HANDS

>> No.50749203

>>50748941
I lick them clean

>> No.50749207

>>50748941
No way thats true

>> No.50749224

>>50749203
QRD !?!?

>> No.50749244

>>50747325
>>50748011
>>50748941
Based voices anon.

>> No.50749268

>>50749224
They taste good. Nothing wrong with a lil bit of pee, it's sterile.

>> No.50749302
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>> No.50749396
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50749396

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FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE

>> No.50749460

What is this schizo fanfic?

>> No.50749511

>>50749396
Anon that’s not sure; that’s gorgeous

>> No.50751232

>>50747325
meds

>> No.50754778

>>50748941
>zipper
Fauna doesn't wear pants when she streams

>> No.50754811

>>50749396
CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE

>> No.50755588

OP sees wacky little critters crawling on his walls and ceiling. He attempts to capture them but they are camera shy and always seem to slip through his fingers. You simply must believe him.

>> No.50755679

Q u i c k ?
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o
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?

>> No.50755772
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>>50755679

>> No.50755776

>>50748862
Considering she's a vegan that's definitely happening.

>> No.50755782

>>50747325
Least schizophrenic nijinigger

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50755796

>>50754811

>> No.50755884

>>50748941
Is this a Mori reference?
https://youtu.be/nzukVcF4Tfw

>> No.50755918

>>50747325
Anon is legit hearing voices in their head and sells it off as rrats.

>> No.50756767
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50756767

>>50749396
>>50755772
>>50755796
god she's so fucking adorable

>> No.50757464

This is what rrat deficiency does to a dramafag

>> No.50757989

To anyone wondering, this is a Jerma joke

>> No.50758363

it's true i remember this happening
t. real sapling

>> No.50759545

is this a stealth schizo thread

>> No.50759759

how long before fauna gets kicked from hololive?

>> No.50761138

>>50747325
You've posted this over 50 times already get new material.

>> No.50761583
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>"m-mommy what are you doing /here/?"
>"i've always been here, reading all the nice things you've been saying about me"
>"uuu.. i never thought i'd ever get to see mommy here.. uu... this is the best day ever..."
>"there there. come over here and give fauna a hug!"
>"m....mommy!!!"
>"alright, you can come in now, sapling raper"
>"wha- s-sapling raper?!"
>"didn't you know? it's board etiquette to 'punish' saplings for posting outside their general"
>"uuu! nooo i didn't know about that mommy please forgive me!"
>"sorry but i can't do that saplinganon"
>"can you be a good boy and take your punishment for mommy fauna?"
>"u...if it's for mommy then i think i can do it..."
>"good boy!"
>a few seconds pass
>"wait actually mommy i think i change my mi-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
>"you actually got hard from that..."
>"AAAHHH Uuuuu noooO! mommy don't look! please don't hate me!"
>"but i love watching it though?"
>"r-really?"
>"yes, mommy fauna loves watching her saplings get pounded relentlessly"
>"uuuuu... mommy...!"
>"does getting ravaged infront of mommy turn you on?"
>"yes! mommy! if mommy likes it then i can do it...! "
>"then are you gonna take that sapling raper's huge load for mommy?"
>"yes! yes! i'll do anything for mommy!"
>"do it!"
>"uuuuuumommeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!"
>pant... pant.... pant.....
>"fufu... if you don't want to get caught by sapling raper again, stay in your general okay?"
>"uu... okay mommy"

>> No.50762042

So we schizo posting now?

>> No.50762343

>>50762042
context
>yes

>> No.50765643

Fauna snuck into my room last night and made me wet my bed uuuuu

>> No.50765824

>>50748862
The only real post in this thread.

>> No.50767052

>>50748011
uuuu mommy

>> No.50767709

>>50747325
fundamentally wrong, because fauna doesn't make anything entertaining

>> No.50768477
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50768477

I saw Ceres Fauna at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.

She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen chocolate chip cookies in her hands without paying.

The guy at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear him, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When he took one of the cookies and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped him and told him to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After he scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting him by yawning really loudly.

>> No.50769061 [DELETED] 

>>50768477
https://files.catbox.moe/96n220.png
faunasweep is made by the_arkhand. People can find about arkhand (her bf) by going to twitch and watch him stream. This girl in image looks the same as the people we know and always join his livestream.

>> No.50771513

>>50761583
I would do all of that but it has to be her with a strapon

>> No.50773292

>>50747325
...is this real?

This can't be real......

What the heck fauna...... this is worse than the friend yab........

>> No.50773801

>>50747325
JWU QRD?

>> No.50778329

>>50756767
i laughed

>> No.50779210

Call me a faggot. But I can't wait to see this on a youtube video.

>> No.50779246

>>50747325
context to what?

>> No.50779312

cringe

>> No.50779340

>>50747325
It’s okay I’m also delulu

>> No.50779476

I love Fauna

>> No.50779490

>>50747325
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.50779688

>saplings still trying to be friends with yet another 'i'm not your friend' girl
I honestly don't get the logic, but i've long since stopped judging EN fans after Gura still retains a fanbase

>> No.50779828

>>50779210
yeah don't put this faggot in any video

>> No.50780010

>>50779828
Me too buddy.

>> No.50780477

of course that retarded twitter account posted shit from this thread, that explains a lot

>> No.50780926

I will ñow furiously masturbate to all your posts thank you

>> No.50784751

>>50747325
???????????

>> No.50785699
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50785699

>>50757464
You got me there

>> No.50792114

>>50747325
ogey

>> No.50796523

>>50755679
Fauna took an idol meeting and forgot to mute her mike. Everyone heard her unzip my pants and suck me off through my jorts live on stream. Hololive fans are divided between cucks and unicorns, and vtubing will never be the same again.

>> No.50796936

>>50761583
h-hot

>> No.50797267

>>50761583
This but I want fauna to take it in front of me uuu

>> No.50797681

>>50796523
That Mike? Honey.

>> No.50800311
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50800311

so much creativity in this thread

>> No.50802344

>>50747325
Uh oh, management couldn't find permission for new games again? Fucking incompetent trannies

>> No.50804806
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>> No.50805076

>>50747325
Anon this isn’t Wattpad

>> No.50806880

>>50747325
get some shower anon...

>> No.50807019

>>50804806
anon its june 5 now

>> No.50807139
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>> No.50810879

>>50747325
thats sweet

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50810931

>>50779688
When you think about it it's not the emotional pain they're suffering right now, but the cunny they loved 3 years ago that really counts.

>> No.50814534

>>50807139 (me)
meant to reply to >>50761583

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