/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTMjAsCrQs4
come watch your spidermom

I miss my boyfriend.

only 52 days until Ami confesses her love for ME

Ami is begging for marriage at this point

Funniest shot in the entire game right here

I can't tell which poll option Ami wants to win

No...

[Good news]
Lisa is eating.
https://twitter.com/chikafujilisa/status/1664718191111569408

>>50647159
wtf is she WEARING

>"Hi Omochao!"
>Immediately shoots Omochao
Based

Ami is urinating right now

>be under water
that anon is drinking good today

>>50648814
yea on me

>Slugma's on the no bf copium again
https://twitter.com/dizzydokuro/status/1664723616058195968

>>50648884
We'll never know if she's talking to herself or the people she's managing.

Ami's bloated water belly...

>My life is my bladder and nothing else

>>50649172
This is definitely the plot of some 6-gazillion page manga anthology

>Keeps talking about peeing and her bladder while playing a level where you do nothing but swim around in yellow water

Bros I'm starting to think that Ami doesn't like Omochao very much

puts a smile on my face when ami dresses down someone in chat for treating her like an idiot

Whiney bratty angy gumpy Ami my beloved

AMI PISS DENIAL UNTIL SHE BEATS THE BOSS AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50650000
good post for good numbers

Angry spidermom erotic..

How do you go from this...

>>50650244
ami is always erotic
stop being faggots in chat

>>50650342
...to this?

>>50650342
>>50650379
they're both archetypes of kids from *that* table in middle school

I can predict the collab results already

my mom is going to piss her self in rage

I expect an accidental swear any second now

>>50650673
>accidental

>My Spinneret!

>>50650558
I thought Haewon was dating that fuck boy vtuber that she collabs with.

>>50650744
>Haewon
>Loyalty to anything but the grift
C'mon now

>SHUT THE FUCK UP OMOCHAO YOU GAY RETARDED DISABLED TRANS NIGGERFAGGOT
wtf I can't believe Ami just said that

man. people really hear "homing attack" and think the game is supposed to play itself for you, huh? wish people would just own being bad at certain games instead of rushing to blame something being "broken" for their own user error.

>please don't screw me
But... I must.

>>50650558
If Shima doesn't go for the harem protag ending then I'll be forced to label him the big gay

she's fucking gone
isn't she?

>>50650558
followed by this

Squeezable and milkable

Can you imagine the sheer level of rage Ami would reach if she lost all her lives to this boss and the game actually kicked her back to the start of this story? Hot...

>>50651134
just wait longer, something is bound to happen eventually
t. companyan

>>50650900
I 100%'d this game several times when I was a kid. homing attacks are jank as fuck sometimes. stop being a faggot in chat.

>>50651134
She's gone to ID4

[Ami news]
She does not think that Shadow is significantly cuter than the giant fat cyborg lizard.

>>50651258
i'm not being a faggot in chat because chat is in full "make excuses for the streamer" mode. why do you think i posted it here?

and no, they're really not.

>this is epic

Sonic games bring the dregs in. I hope this series ends soon.

CAN YOU FEEEEEEEEL LIFE
MOVING THROUGH YOUR MIND

>>50651183
She did say she loves NTR lol

>>50651362
they're being fucking awful today. the other sa2 streams weren't AS bad.

>>50651258
dont take his bait. anytime she plays this game he comes in to shit on how she sucks at games and how v-tubers should be good at games lol

embers cupid cover was kinda mid i prefer this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZi8w0VP0-8

Poor Ami

>>50651513
I wonder who could be behind this post

>the ultimate lifeform is a weird shell-less turtle with a rocket up its ass
I don't get it

Does the game really just not explain how to manually switch at all?

I'm glad it's over

>>50651778
it doesn't, no. but you never need to do it, either. you get kind of an insane amount of rings to work with, to the point where it's more often something someone does by accident without wanting to and ends up with not enough rings on the other character and dying

>>50651450
its because its the final story. brings out the worst backseaters

>>50650744
YEAH ME

Ami is urinating right now

[Update] Shadow just made Ami pee

>>50652072
yea on me, again

Kino ending

>>50652091
Me on the left

>>50652145
Concentrate on pissing, Ami

>Come on anon work taster. I need to taste.

Friendly reminder that Lisa will be holding her 30k celebration today an hour earlier than her usual timeslot (so in about 20 minutes)

Ami leaked on her chair didn't she..

>I NEED EGGS I NEED EGGS
>"you have starter eggs"
>I USED THEM I NEED MORE

Ame gave herself a quick fingering to get through the tension of the game (so like every other game stream)

>>50652431
Ami is now buying illicit eggs from a kindergarten

Don't think about your spidermoms eggs, her womb, or the womanly hormones causing her to crave buckos as nourishment

Ami doesn't care about the President....

>>50652336
Happy for this sheep

>>50652606
It has been EONS since I've seen a Miki post in this thread, screenshotting this momentous occasion for posterity

>>50652842
ree sis

>you can get it

i miss orla, it felt like you were hanging out with someone cool and interesting when you watched her streams

>Ami peed herself

>>50652976
>>50652077

>Ami peed herself AGAIN

>Wami? I'm Wami?

Mother Mode: Activated

30k sheepy time
https://youtu.be/WH9LdUNf-fo
https://youtu.be/WH9LdUNf-fo
https://youtu.be/WH9LdUNf-fo

I HAVE TO MAKE AMI A MOM

i NEED to give ami a child she can dress up and raise and show love to.

>>50653359
Lisa is already sillier than usual today

YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Lisa news]
She got a karaoke app for this stream so she's going to sing her little heart out today

Lisa's understanding of YT copyright silliness might not be correct
I suggest you try archiving this one and don't trust that the full vod will be up forever

POTENTIAL TIPSY SHEEP

>>50652842
Ree sihz

>You can breed them?!?!
>Oh heck yeah

Lisa is dorking out

>Hamster Dance

Never seen this expression before

b*cko

i want lisa to have all the success and happiness in the world
that is all.

>>50654082
See rizz

>>50655024
so fucking true king

>>50655024
Same.

>>50655024
I wrote this
We all wrote this.

>>50655024
I want her to eat an entire watermelon

>>50655241
a meal that large would probably kill her

I love Mio
I miss Mio...
Mio hates (me)...

I LOVE LISA, /TSUNX/
I LOVE LISAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

0rrI miss Ami...

Lisa, you could just keep your BGM off...

I will never get tired of the "YAYYY"s or the "YIPPEEEEEEEEEEE"s or the "HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY"s

I know this song because of Club Penguin MVs

>Lisa starts singing Pumped Up Kicks
>Kazu appears
Read into this

>Okay listen, I know that song has a pretty bad meaning, but you have to be honest, it was a peak song in the music sleaze era

>>50656567
kazu is lisa's femme tutor

>>50656660
>the music sleaze era
what level of hipster do i have to be to understand this

I'm happy my little sheep sister is in a good singy mood despite the best efforts of the skrunkler

>indie sleaze era
When did this term start being used and why do I have to hear it all the time now? We weren't calling LCD Soundsystem and Cut Copy "indie sleaze" in 2004

>>50656830
some faggot e-celeb probably sent it out to the zoomer hivemind

>>50656830
>grape
tabs

>>50647526
Has the red light ever actually been on btw?

>>50657227
Yeah, but the mods are too shit to actually enforce it anyway

>>50657227
Yes, and she had to turn it on today because people were backseating hard on the final boss

>>50657227
Red bucko goes on fairly often, it's not just no backseating, it's no tips/hints in general

Skrunkler...

Lisa ate a what?

>>50657562
Sorry you must be mistaken

SHE LIVES
https://twitter.com/MariaParadisia/status/1664778161463107585

>>50657994
Sx back

It's really cute when Lisa calls herself baby sheep

>a sheep like you is impossible to find

I have fallen for Lisa once again

OH
THE MISERY

Manic pixie dream sheep...

Gen Fourn't (+ Shima's friend Agnes) BIRD UP in a moment
https://youtu.be/uX7C8Zh4u9k
https://youtu.be/uX7C8Zh4u9k
https://youtu.be/uX7C8Zh4u9k

Chikafuji Lisa is a wonderful sheepy ray of sunshine with a beautiful voice!

>>50659009
What could it be...

>>50659419
sex

Texan Lisa more like
Sexan Lisa

>>50659419
Everyone takes turns blowing Shima and whoever makes him cum the fastest wins.

Lisa LOVE

>>50659532
This would be entertaining considering at least half of them didn't know how blowjobs even worked

I love the southern sheep

>>50659009
LIVE NOW!

>Special starting screen for the collab
Kino

[Haewon news]
Haewon news.

>Race wars

We're reaching terminal scuff

Awesome Lisa karaoke and she's getting Korean BBQ later, winning tonight

what the fuck happened to my priestess...

Is this what you wanted Mariabros?

>I don't believe a single word this whore says
SHIMA BASED

>>50660705
I'm convinced I perished in a traffic accident earlier today and am seeing my contorted memories of her in my dying dream

My cute priestess can't be this seiso...

>Lisa karaoke and this collab at the same time
I am going completely insane

>I want babies now

>Maria screaming so loudly that the mic can't pick it up and she just goes completely silent

>I have laid you an egg.
Haewon...

>>50661385
She got so embarrassed she killed the mic. My poor innocent priestess...

Shima is literally killing these poor women

I can't tell who the green budgie is

>Rigging in progress

This song...

>>50661702
A lot of sweet songs tonight

Shima has called Maria a whore at least THREE (3) times in this collab so far (it will probably happen again)

>>50661788
anon the soundpost...

>WHY CAN'T EVERYONE BE HAPPY!?
I ask myself this one a lot

Has Lisa ever done a karaoke this big before?

WAKE UP

>I did pour it kind of heavy
>How did, how did one cup of soju make me feel this way...
>*hic*
I'm not gonna make it

>What are your thoughts, King Shima?
>I'm aroused.

>>50662648
Slutty priestess does it again

Maria's D cups...

Lisa's B(?) cups....

the B is for breast

>>50662844
I wonder if she's bullshitting or if that is her actual cup

The sheepy special right to the heart...

Lisa's Creep acoustic just hits different

This collab is really making me want Maria gf...

Maria's feathery D cup chest...

How many final songs is this now?

>>50663552
Yes

>>50663552
The FINAL song part 3: The encore

The last song for real for real for real for real this time

>>50662474
She's done long karaoke streams before but not nonstop singing like this.

It's like Lisa wants me to feel these things for her

>>50664066
She knows. She knows exactly what she's doing.

>Shima's ideal woman is a cuck

[Good news]
Lisa's going to eat

>Ami drawing Rouge from memory

RATE THE STREAM
RATE THE KARAOKE
RATE THE SHEEPY

>>50664304
I LOVE LISA
I LOVE LISA
I ONLY WANT THE BEST FOR LISA

>>50664099
Ditching us for the third celebration in a row?

I hate youtube's ninja chat mute

>>50664304
>Good stream with high Lisa energy
>Awesome karaoke with a lot of songs that showed off her voice
>Best little sheepy sister in the world
Also holy shit that outro with the yakuza disco dancing is top tier and had me dying

>>50662474
One year (?) celebration where she sang every song she had cover until then was pretty long and after a lot of talking

>>50664543
me on the left

>>50664304
Did not eat pizza
Did not eat sweets
BARELY drank
Awful L for architects AND YET major W due to wonderful singing and happy sheep

THE QUEEN OF AUTISM

>>50664637
Literally have no idea who this is
Had to double check I was on the correct thread

>>50664628
Lisa may not have architected herself today, but she made my heart grow

>>50664628
She's getting Korean BBQ with her friends for dinner though, with the good mood she's in she might even finish an entire serving

kana
https://www.twitch.tv/kana

>>50662943
I do not believe that Maria has the mental capacity to fabricate a fake cup size on the fly

>>50664682
Part of the cancelled Gen 4 that was going to happen before PPP shit the bed with the company

Mio...

>>50664304
I'm happy for her that she's having a good time tonight, but if you're asking for a rating it was way too much karaoke when she's been doing a lot of it.

I FUCKED UP MY VOTE FUCK

>If we get a three way tie, do we all get to marry Shima?
>No, you all die.
>WHAT!?

>>50664921
I wasn't watching, what do I vote for

Piyobros we were robbed...

Toribros...

LOVE WINS
SHIMA FUCKS EVERYBODY

>Tori was Maria the whole time
WHAT THE FUCK

>>50665430
anon... Why wasn't she the green bird, though?

[Maria news]
She will actually be back now

>>50665437
Probably too obvious since, according to her, she did a good job hiding her identity she did not

Agnes' voice is pure sex

RATE THE CHAOS COLLAB

>>50665582
actually laughed a lot/10

>>50665582
BIRD SEX/10
I was a little worried about the scuffkino in the beginning and the voice changers, but it was a ton of fun. Maria's answers were too cute.

>>50665582
Peak Tsunderia/10

>>50665582
I missed Maria/10
Shima fucked everyone/10
I love Agnes' "voice/10
Haewon did a very good job at setting up the stream/10

>>50665762
HAEWON LOVE. She seems like a really great friend, not just for Shima but for Gen 4 Unity in general.

>>50664304
YAY YAY YIPPEE YIPPEE YAY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY/10
Quantity and quality/10
Cutest of all time/10
>>50665582
One of the most ridiculous yet fun collabs I've ever seen/10
Shame Yomi couldn't be there too

>>50665582
i will now sex a bird/10

I missed her so much bros I'm so happy

Mio finally finished her hour and a half long masturbation session
https://youtu.be/eGl-Q520hyo

>>50666432
Imagine the smell

Time to go to bed and see if Mio is still streaming when I wake up

>damn i hate the school my parents forcing me
>how people enjoy school
There is a correlation between doing a school you like and want to do and a school you don't like, clearly struggle with but grand grand grand father will commit suicide in the afterlife becauase the ghost of Kim Yong who died in battle agaist the mongols will laugh at him because grand grand child isn't a neurosurgeon at the age of 9 so mom and dad sbipped you there and you better finish it

>>50667516
Wat
Also correlation doesn't mean what you think it means

Maria schedule

Also she's ranking confessions so /TsunX/ you must confess this Sunday https://marshmallow-qa.com/mariaparadisia

why are Mio streams like a meeting place for her mutuals?
so fucking annoying

>>50667958
>only streaming while I'm at work
I was wondering why I didn't watch her that much back when she was active...

>>50659009
>Shima's friend
QRD?

>>50669103
They ate ice cream together one time and she has big titties.

>>50662943
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bra_size
Depending on frame, posture and shape, it's not really that big

MERU LOVE!

>>50664478
Word. Can't even blame Susan any more, it's built into the entire company.

Cuddled deep into Ami's belly for another cozy night's sleep, warm and smells like lavender...

>>50665826
HAEWON LOVE!! I love this whore more and more. I hope we can see Gen 4n't together again soon.

>>50665826
Is she a great friend to you?

I can understand the appeal of Pokemon for the gameplay but man, the story is worthless dogshit.

>>50671121
Yes

GFE....

I... never thought Mio was so self aware about this whole stuff

Is Mio ogey?

>>50674055
if she was actually friendless she would have been far more gone

Holy shit, I feel like I'm the one rejecting Mio here.
What kind of turntables shit is this?

Mio is my real, actual, serious, literal girlfriend.

What the fuck triggered this?

>>50674303
the other day someone on discord talked about that might start cheating on Mio with Lua and of course she read that

I love my girlfriend, and my girlfriend loves me!

I feel bad. Like genuinely bad. I thought I was a jaded motherfucker, but Mio actually made me feel kinda bad for her there, damn.

people really can't take a hint

>>50674373
adding context but it was a two year regular who said it

>>50655024
I don't believe it's gonna happen.

>>50674555
no wonder she got hurt so much

is she going to take down the vod to cut out the vent part?

>>50674555
Ahhhh, I see what she means. Ok, ok, I'll play along.
I guess I should say more mushy stuff in that case lmao

Mio already rejected me by blocking/unblocking me on Twitter so I'd unfollow her.
Sorry girl but you can't want a small audience, want to grow, want everyone to love you, and want people not to leave all at the same time while you actively push people away.

>>50675084
>Mio already rejected me by blocking/unblocking me on Twitter so I'd unfollow her.
Mind tell us how you managed to achieve that, schizobro?

>>50675084
She would only do that if you gave her a good reason to.

I feel bad for Mio, not because of her instance on GFE which I completely agree with her, I just feel bad because no matter how much I tell you I love her she just won't truly believe me and I want her to feel loved

>>50675187
>>50675217
I didn't chat for a few months after being a regular early on, then when I did she called me out on it on stream. Then she block/unblocked me the next day.

>>50675084
she doesn't want to grow, she doesn't want everyone to love her, she knows not everyone loves her, she already told the reason why she blocks and unlocks people.
watch her.

>>50675244
>watch her.
She doesn't want me to.

>>50675283
then don't and gtfo if you have to brag about your new oshi to her or something.

>>50675243
You sure that's all? Sounds to me like you're leaving out some key details.

>>50675243
You don't get blocked for not showing up in the chat for a long time, you really had to give her a reason to do so.

>>50675329
>>50675330
I really wish I had more details.

>>50675403
you might have done some shit on twitter and you didn't notice it

>>50675403
what are your retweets, and who do you have oshi marks of.

>>50675477
That matters?

>>50675403
She is happy when people show up again after going missing for a long time
So
>You are full of shit and hiding stuff
>You upsetted her that much and you didn't even realize

>>50675504
no fucking wonder

>>50675477
>what are your retweets
Video game history stuff. Some anime. A few TTD memes.
>>50675477
>who do you have oshi marks of.
None. That shit is dumb and seems to cause a few vtubers to go crazy over them.

>>50675504
oshi marks or commenting other vtubers won't but if you retweet fucked up shit she could block people

Mio really can't win
half of her audience and all her regulars are asking her to get into a relationship and going against her own morals
the other half makes ntr jokes and reports to her everything they do with their real life partners

>>50675570
I retweet art, general Hololive stuff, and the most basic of popular theme accounts that I find funny. Kinda like people in TOTK building mech suits.

I'm drunk enough, so I'm gonna ask this, you think if the collective consciousness of every single beerpal was absorbed into a single Dr Manhattan type of being, like we all moved and thought as one typa shit, that she would consider having sex with it? Be it male or female?

>>50675860
Slime.

>>50675860
how many dicks would that being have?

>>50675860
Yes

>>50675907
FUCK, A SLIME

Dude you're a fucking genius mann, that's perfect
Would she though, you think?

>>50675919
I mean, considering we manifested into one person, I guess we can just summon another dick if we needed to

so this whole time Mio was actively avoiding people for us and here I was sometimes getting jealous of her mutuals

>>50676002
she wasn't avoiding people, she made sure friends stayed friends.
though I got jealous whenever she does song collabs too

>>50675243
Damn, I've never been called out like that and I definitely deserve it. But then, I don't use the bird app, so....

>>50675580
Mio's only guarantee is a low descending failure as a streamer because she cultivated a groomer fanbase that does not give a fuck about her music career

She is aware of this and she knows there is no solution or way out to this problem, basically she fucked it up, but she does care about her bearpals and is trying to balance things with them and her life, and I can commend her for that, the real bearpals should try to make things easier for her too, honestly

ogey

>>50676134
fuck off

>>50675504
>>50675561
See, this is why it's a good idea to use "NTA" where applicable.

>>50676134
I just want her to strive for more man... Even if that means losing her, it'd be amazing if she managed to join the Holos in their ranks. Lord knows she's more than skilled for a role in EN 3.
Is that selfish?

>>50676241
if you really do think that, you don't actually care about her. she has said many times why she doesn't want to go into an agency. you're pretty disgusting.

>>50676134
kys, also I've been watching her forever and I'm not a groomer. Stream Chapter and Wonderland btw.

>>50676304
she never said that

>>50676419
i'm not spoonfeeding

>>50676486
she never said to be agaist reincarnating, in the future after an hiatus depending on how the vtuber scene still is and if it's just not feasible to keep up being an indie and comming back as such

>>50676596
you have pretty outdated data

>>50676648
the hiatus is still going to happen, doesn't matter if it's not this june/july but november/december.
She is still going to go back the states to graduate college and then evaluate what to do with her vtubing career, she is stopping activities for atleast 5 months still down from 1 whole year which would have just killed her current channel instead of just making a comeback hard

>>50676813
if you are able to find all that out, then go find out about what she thinks about agencies.
stop trying to bait to be spoonfed in the thread

miori celesta is an extremely stupid and unintelligent woman

>>50677225
Yeah...

God, she's so fucking cute.

>>50676909
>then go find out about what she thinks about agencies.
it's funny when people like you keep saying x chuuba hates agencies then reincarnates, not Mio case though.
She just never said anything explicit about being anti agency, she knows there are pros and cons about it just for indiedom and depending on what the future will reserve her she did said that she is open to try go corpo again, it's not happening soon at all but she is not agaist the idea of the possiblity to stop being indie again if that would be the best for her career.

>>50677265
You can't act like her joining Hololive wouldn't be one of the best things to ever happen to her

>>50677241
well yes of course she's my cute gf
also i was speaking strictly in terms of her pokemon performance

>>50677335
she's been pretty explicit about why she doesn't want to join hololive

>>50677378
She never mentioned agencies name ever except for MyHolo and Tsunderia for obvious reason.
Again, she is not explicit agaist any non retarded corpo, right now she is happy as indie in her bubble because her career is uncertain and wants to enjoy her little world for the time she currently has left, but during the hiatus? if anything she did said that cards are on the table for her future and stuff can happen
She is smarter than you and can manage herself, if she will think keep being an indie can work out she will return as Mio, otherwise not even her knows what will be of her next year may or june

>>50677598
fuck off.

Fucking Ed Sheeran jumpscare, what the fuck

>>50678007
I didn't say she is absolutely reincarnating, she might even just graduate and stop being a vtuber
But saying she is NO CORPO FUCK CORPO is wrong because she is not

Agency begging has to be one of the lowest ways of backseating someone's life, just above collab begging

>>50676304
Mio said she was going to start auditioning after her hiatus now fuck off and kys you retarded faggot

>>50678084
>Mio said she was going to start auditioning
Now it's you being wrong, she only said that there is a POSSIBILITY for her to do so depending on what she think will be the best for her career.
THATS IT, end of the story

>>50678084
>>50678075
Open wide and shut your mouths after this.
Mio has said that she is very self managed and having an agency assign her a manager that directs most of her activities for her will drive her insane, she wants the control over her own content. Furthermore, she has also talked about not joining Hololive explicitly because of her connections to bae and her own morals not allowing that because to her it feels like she'll only get in due to nepotism and not from her own talents. She has constantly talked about the demerits of joining an agency along with talks about not wanting to ever split her profits with anyone because she's selfish that way. She has also said that she would not consider any smaller agencies other than the big few because she's much better of being Miori than applying for anything other than the top few.
Now shut the absolute fuck up.

>>50678240
lets just wait after the hiatus.
This is all shit that has nothing to do for this year

>>50678240
nice threadwatching you faggot third worlder come back when you get enough of that shit you call currency to be a journeyman

>>50678547
>new IP
go watch streams instead.

new thread
>>50679449
>>50679449
>>50679449