/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>50625320
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>AHH COPIUM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2ZwtD4iArw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2ZwtD4iArw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2ZwtD4iArw

>>50625320
Make sure to do your playlist reps and leave a like on VODS! *chu*

>MAGNI'S COPIUM RELEASE CELEBRATION MERCH IS LIVE! (On sale until July 3rd 18:00 JST)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/magnidezmond_copiumrelease
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/magni-dezmond

>BETTEL'S BIRTHDAY MERCH IS LIVE! (On sale until June 19th 18:00 JST)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/gavisbettel_bd2023
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/gavis-bettel

>Summer Camp Voice packs are LIVE!
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempus_summercampvoice

>April Fools Situation Voice Packs are still available!
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_aprilfoolsday2023

>Valentine's Situation Voice Packs are still available!
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2023

>HQ/VG Acrylic Stands are still live! (On sale until out of stock!)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_acrylicstand
https://shop.geekjack.net/products/holostars-english-tempus-acrylic-stand

>>50625370
I'm not listening to this shit again

I hated art since I was in school and didn't have any confident in drawing. But I want to draw some of my oshis. I just don't know where to start.
Anyway, jester love.

>>50625370
CHU

With how much Flayon promoted Magni's orisong, do you think he will sing it at his birthday karaoke?

>>50625713
Aw he promoted it? Mag whens the solo collab with the flayon! (Also I hope so)

>>50625713
I hope he does. I miss it when holos/stars trying to sing each others song as a form of support. It's been almost 6 months no one covered Raven's Paradigm

>spent 2+ hours with one earbud in at work earlier just so I could hear my new tempus obsession's voice
Please don't become parasocial please don't become parasocial please don't become parasocial....

Exported and cropped some frames from the MV that look like they could be useful as reaction images. CBF to post all of them individually on cooldown so I dumped them in Catbox albums
https://catbox [dot] moe/c/hqg86c (PNGs, bigger files)
https://catbox [dot] moe/c/0imp14 (JPGs, smaller files)
Two cropped versions of Magni's lip bite are in the PNG album (didn't export as JPGs since they're already small enough

(Getting caught in the spam filter so apologies in advance for any butchering that happens as I keep trying to submit)

>>50625713
alchepilot love

None of Magni's friends have commented on his song

>>50625907
are you implying that bettel is not his friend

>>50625907
Altare is not Magni's friend I see

>>50625930
>>50625948
No, they are his husbands

>>50625959
based sister.

>>50625959
Then who are his friends?

Are you guys kidding or did gigglepox really say she wouldn't draw more porn on her privated account that has all the talents blocked on?

Who here is buying the copium mug?

>>50626013
well she didn't say that she won't draw them anymore. she just cursed the guy who leaked.

>>50626013
No point in having talents blocked if people /here/ compose and share zip files with her @ on every single image filename.

>>50625814
I was about to do this TSKR magmite.

>>50626013
I read it like she wouldn't accept more follow requests.

>>50626058
And what? Do they repost it @ing the boys on twitter? Shit being posted here has no baring

>>50626053
She didn't make finding her very hard, people have known about her alt for as long as she had it. It used to be unprivated as well

>>50626114
Does it really matter anyway? Magni kinda implied he and bettel talk about their porn art

Hi sisters and trannies!
Bet you can't wait for the new mixed gen they're going to release soon!

This is so funny to me, it's so weird
https://twitter.com/clairexteo/status/1664514503940382720

>>50626013
Gigglepox this, Gigglepox that. How about you try to giggle on my cox?

>>50626171
I could see not wanting mentally ill fans to come after them now that they've worked on something official.

Hakka really sold me on his travel cup with the video... I wish they did that with more merch

>Axel Pretends He Is Japanese Stream №871
oof

>>50626284
Still at it, axelschizo?

>>50626284
>Axel Pretends He Is Japanese
He doesn't know

>>50626080
I also figured that was what it was because you know for a fact she ain't gonna stop drawing porn

>>50626080
I'm pretty sure the post was literally just about getting a ton of follow requests and likely had nothing to do with anything going on here kek probably a discord finding out about the alt account en masse after the MV

>>50626309
He's kaigai hafu, worse caste than foreigner

Axel on jp telly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKhzN8Hu9KI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKhzN8Hu9KI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKhzN8Hu9KI

>>50626040
I will, I'm just going to wait until July to make sure there's nothing else I want

JAPANESE DINGO ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKhzN8Hu9KI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKhzN8Hu9KI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKhzN8Hu9KI

I wish I knew Japanese but I am retarded

>>50626526
Bro same

>>50626465
>>50626472
I've been in Axel's JP stream couple times and his chat were still full of english speakers. There's no specific TL chatters nor JP speakers. I feel like there's some cognitive dissonance here

Axel don't talk about Magni when I can't understand youuuu

Rpr in aniki's chat

Leo in Dingo chat

I am seriously lacking in Axel as a dog art

someone needs to draw gyaru magni so axel can jerk off to it

>>50626930
you mean axel furry art??

https://twitter.com/NibanArrie/status/1663961678906523676

Should I watch Flayon's forewarned before or after the collab tonight?

>>50626930
https://archive.palanq.win/vt/thread/47784474/#47792451

There's been so many exciting things with Tempus the past few weeks Im having a blast
Can't wait for the birthdays and holostars anni

>>50627063
Or like Axel as an actual doggie
>>50627244
wtf kek

>>50627244
cute.

>>50627273
No punchline...

did it say anything interesting?

>>50627318
Just that he loves the boys

>>50627318
There was a twitter thread with the translations, I have only this one saved because HQ gives me soft feelings

https://twitter.com/ganglemanVA/status/1664278126640373767

>>50627380
that's real sweet

>>50627399
kek

>>50627309
I'm the one who wrote that and it tickles me that people got that much of a kick out of it that it stuck around

>>50627479
I just love how the 'no punchline' is the punchline, and it's perfect for those idiots lmao

Shit, I can't watch streams since I have to study 24/7, but I quickly checked sub feed and Shinri played those puppet combo games. I remember posting about them months ago

>/MANS/ talking about axmag
>axel talking about how much he likes tsunderes
,,,,is there a punchline?

I need a crumb of translation

I didn't have to go to work today!
AND I CAN CATCH VESPERS ART STREAM LIVE!

I love Flay I'd kill anyone to get to lay upon his strong thighs

>>50627598
...he really is /here/

>>50627860
they're watching us, SCATTER!

When do the pantsu ship, I'm getting impatient

>>50627896
something something Soviet Russia

>>50628073

That sounds like a plastic straw, not bones

>>50628152
I knew this nigga was a commie all along...

That was a short stream

Axel's gachis... o7

>>50628484
>Implying he still has any
Only fujos and bros remain.

>>50628520
He still has some yumes I think...

It's interesting to see Nowa become the most popular of the boys, even if it is just slightly.

>>50628564
>More popular than Bettel
dyrbi

>>50628484
What did he say?

I hated it at first but Copium has become cringekino on the 5th listen

AH COPIUM yeah uh

>>50628593
idk, maybe,
but he definitely gets the most views out of the OG squad.

>>50628520
>>50628550
wtf does that make axelotlprime then?

>>50628673
It's going to be an earworm just like Top of the World. You cannot escape it.

>>50628731
An autobot, come on anon keep up

>>50628731
Wasn't axelotlprime clear that they love Axel in a platonic way only?

>>50628731
Axelotl prime does not look at Axel as a romantic interest, more like a inspiration and someone they find amazing

>>50628731
A super fan. One worthy of respect in these halls.

>>50628564
this is either bait for vesties/bettelheads or youre incredibly new

>>50628708
Whatever, the jester is king. it's even more obvious when the monthly overview comes in

Bros, why does Copium sounds better the more and more I play it? Is my taste that shit or is it Top of the World effect again?

>>50628765
Top of the World is a shit song, I still have no idea how it became such a staple

>>50628765
totw is only good because of the boys memeing it to hell

Bettelheads numberfag every chance they get

I'm in love with axel in a romantic way

why are bettelheads and vesties

>>50628894
That's the copium kicking in brother
I'm in the same boat, I've had it on loop for the past ten minutes

>>50628953
I find him very attractive in personality, dunno if that is romantic in nature

I will never be brainwashed into liking Copium. NEVER!

>>50628953
Fuck why is he so cute and hot ToT

>>50629057
Are you coping though?

>>50629057
AH COPIUM

>>50629003
Why are his toes out

>>50629189
Yuh

>>50628947
something something fanbase filled with nijisis who left Vox

>>50629193
For magmites to suck

>>50629211
Bettel has sex with you in the backroom between his parts of the show in the circus ASMR when

>>50629211
makes sense since they can only numberfag in SC earnings. I hope they know that in myth the phoenix earns more SC than the shark.

I was this close to listening to copium again because of you faggots. The brain rot is getting to me.

>>50629206
yeh uh

>>50629289
Hands up bottoms up!

>>50629289
Resist it, brother.

>>50629289
HOW YOU COPING THOUGH

This is my 4th replay and Copium still sounds like crap

here's motivation to continue listening to Copium
listen to it because if it flops we will never get shit like judge magni again

>>50629279
Shark is gura, who's pheonix?

>>50629454
exactly

>>50629289
Two knocks is all it takes

>>50629390
Other boys should be pressured to do something creative, Magni can't be the sole provider of kino

>>50629480
idk if you can call it creative but I hope axel goes through with those two stream ideas he had, where viewers send in images of their rooms or that one where they tell him the worst things they did. I love that type of shit

>>50629015
I'm trying to find someone like him irl, i don't care if he's ugly. But apparently Axel's personality is really rare

>>50629509
that's just react content

I dreamed /mans/ caused a few congoloids to kill themselves, achieving partial nigger death. Woke up disappointed it wasn't total nigger death. Even in Dreamland, you are all jobbers *chu*

>>50629509
room review streams are overdone in hololive in general. worst things they ever did is interesting though.

>>50629513
I mean he forced himself to act like a shonen protagonist because he loves Zack, makes sense that he is one of a kind

>>50629269
We already have "Bettel gets raped live on stream by his overpriced, shitty internet" anon

>>50629509
Same. I even liked Vesper's bike review stream even though I have no inerest in bikes

>>50629480
Fr fr, but atleast altare tries. Wish other boys would be pressured to do creative streams too more points if its Tempus collab

>>50629597
I really appreciate Altare trying, I hope he does more poker stream like he said. Hakka's Loteria was really nice too

>>50629597
what did altare do that's creative other than WoT?

>>50629597
Altare’s weird snail stream….

3 days until kino birthday.
1 week until possible cover drop.
I'm losing it.

>>50629390
We're never getting anything like that again anyway so why bother

>>50629633
He did that snail thing. Yes, that counts, we need to throw the Altventurers a bone.

>>50629633
Poker, Wheel of Tempus, Snail stream

>>50629289
You look thirsty, you already know

>>50629480
Bettel has zero interest in doing creative streams. He just wants to play games be loud and make money

>>50629633
Poker

>>50629289

>>50629759
and eat hot chip and lie

>>50629759
Remember how people were excited to have another creative member....

>>50629633
Wheel of tempus!!! I want at least one more wheel of tempus before die

>>50629597
As long as its not food review streams im good

>>50629331
>>50629375
>>50629471
>>50629751
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

>>50629480
>Axel's can't make scripted/improv kino because lack of pop culture knowledge and difficulty in making proper english jokes
>Altare obviously tries, but his humor was drier than Sahara desert
>Vesper is either too quiet to start a jokes or just become laugh machine. Honestly it's kinda good for reactions
The rest of VGs are still locked potential because they have different skillet that could mesh well if they'd experiment enough. Hakka for idea, Flay for assets, Bettel for straightman and Shinri for focused tardwrangling

>>50629759
Bro literally said he wants to force the boys to do cringekino stage play shit, how about you watch more streams

anyways stream Copium, Shinigami, Monster, and Yatta
https://youtu.be/j2ZwtD4iArw
https://youtu.be/BVlHfSbU0lk
https://youtu.be/PDCtxsAJ_cM
https://youtu.be/14fvzONgOuU

>>50629796
ignore it sister.

>>50629759
Did Bettel getting a ton of exniji paypigs actually rob us of any possible fun things he could have done?

>>50629817
Yeah I really want them to do another one because Axel didn't get to join the first one

>>50629716
Nooooo Axel if you ask Magni for us he'll do it he'll listen to you

>>50629886
oh boy you called them over

>>50629863
but I must meme!

>>50629851
Crazy to think that VG has been around for 6 months and they are still 'locked potential'

>>50629851
Axel makes up for it with his music stuff honestly. And agree with Altare but so far his creative streams have been fun.

>>50629633
He improv that worm thing within the short amount of time that Magni gave. Even Magni was impressed

>no menshi frame
he hates us

>>50629913
Whore, get back to streaming Copium.

>>50629851
axel did the karaoke wheel thing, that was fun. also what >>50629937 said, the covers he does is a lot. especially when they are like bad end night and yatta

>>50629864
I have to sit down and think about it

>>50629855
He's the same as Ves huh.. lipservice and never delivers... Well atleast Vesper did ttrpg and bike review.

>>50629633
Altare tends to do little creative bursts within his streams rather than fullout special streams but he's done a handful with his dumbass snail and he started his kingdom project besides the ones already mentioned.
>>50629633
Axel did the memory game stream too

>>50629855
He just says these things in the moment, he'll never actually initiate anything

>>50630021
>memory game
We don't talk about that

>>50630021
Don't remind me of memory game.. everything went to shit after that stream something shifted in the universe

>>50630076
Why does it feel like that, I feel it too...

>>50629926
Ikr, the only iconic moment that I can think of from VG was Bettel 360 ramp and Shinri hammer smash which came from the stream

>>50630009
Tempus TTRPG............ i miss it

>>50630076
Axel's menhera menshi...We still don't know what exactly he was trying to hint at but something definitely went down

>>50630136
VG don't feel the pressure like HQ did, and now that VG are here HQ don't feel the pressure either :\

I've had Copium on loop for 30 minutes straight now

>>50629992
Axel's karaoke wheel stream was super fun. And he was really proud of himself too cause he felt guilty for not doing any creative streams

>>50630076
>axel revealed as /here/
>everything falls apart
it’s not a coincidence

I like all these rrats but the reality is just they're really busy lmao. They complain 24/7. Except Bettel I guess.

>>50630021
>memory game stream
Stfu

>>50630211
Congrats on being the only person in the world streaming copium right now

>>50630076
What was the name of the game I've only heard about this drama like an old ghost story

>>50630224
Honestly he should start watching IASIP and put Better Call Saul on hold for while.

>>50630233
bettel probably doesn't have to do as much bts stuff since he's fattest pig of tempus, it's a "keep doing what you're doing" sort of deal for him

>>50630186
honestly yeah..seems like as long as Magni and Altare are around to help VG out with collabs and stuff they'll never do things on their own and make their own memories together. only memorable moments I can think of from VG have been from Bettel from his debut scuff to the group zatsu after his and Hakka's cover premiere.

>>50630181
Feel guilty that I started the fighting rrat without watching the menshi and everyone took it too seriously.

>>50630233
That's too boring of a reason, sister

>>50630309
you fucked things up for everybody, congrats

Can anyone translate what Axel talks about here? I am just pretending that Axel and Altare hyped up Magni's orisong and he got embarrassed by that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKhzN8Hu9KI&t=351s

>>50630346
There was so much rrat with the suspension someone else would've done it

>>50630277
Holy newfag

>>50630289
Holy shit, Axel imitating Charlie would be fucking hysterical, I know he'd love him.
Magni as Dennis?

>>50630309

Hakka should've covered the cunny recorder vocaloid meme song instead of Idol

>>50630186
Didn't Magni say this too?

>>50630399
Anon's memory was Always Tied to the memory game VOD so they lost their memories as well. Pour one out for the homie.

>>50630350
Not JOP, but he's saying maji kitanai=so fucking dirty so many times. He's probably horny towards Magni

>>50630485
Stop trying to make always tied happen, it will never be BOYS

>>50630516
Never change Axel...

>>50630399
NO I AM NOT I just stopped watching them when this shit broke out OK I am sorry

>>50630464
Shinri will cover that, tho. He's already got Momi's animation

>>50625656
The most important thing is, that oyu enjoy it. If you just get frustrated, there's no point imho.
And be patient with your progress, or you will get frustrated.
Don't immediately jump into digital art and waste money, do basic stuff on paper first.
It's a constant never-ending grind, keep that in mind - /ic/ has a lot of great resources for beginners in its sticky.

>>50630578
Do you have a timestamp of him outright saying that he would definitely cover it? Because I don't think he ever said that.

>>50630521
Honestly I only can meme the title any time I use the word "tied" because I don't fucking know any of the other lyrics with it being sung more stilted than Hakka's footwear

All roads lead to cock sucking ASMR. This is the fate of all male vtubers. No one is safe.

>>50630136
>Not including Shinri setting Bettel on fire for the HQ vs VG L4D after wrangling him too many times

>>50630691
I wish the road was shorter

>>50630691
oh god please. I need Vesper to do ASMR again. him putting his mouth on his mic that one time was amazing

>>50630224
He was proud for that one, and it was a super fun stream, but I don't want him to think that's all he's got going for him when it comes to that kinda stuff. As in, he starts thinking that he's only super fun and creative when he drinks himself to death. But things that involve viewer participation is something he excels at, I think.

>>50630578
And Hakka also said that he wanted to cover it even before Shinri did. Though he also said that about many other songs so I guess he just has a lot of backlog of songs to cover at the moment

>>50630403
Nah, Vesper is Charlie because he has the rights to say the n word and f word . Axel is Mac. Magni is Dennis. And Bettel is Cricket

>>50630691
With all the women here that want to suck their dicks here I'm not surprised

>>50630691
magni grapefruit technique asmr when?

>>50630714
I was watching HQ's POV. I must have missed it

>>50630691
Take your fantasies to /LGBT/. It's MAG MONTH here, not FAG MONTH.

>>50630719
Ayo, which stream was that? I haven't been able to catch Vesper in a while

If they released a version of Always Tied with only flayon and hakka, I'd listen to it with no hesitation. No offense but shinri and betsy sound awful. I love them though.

>>50630691
March 17, 2024

>>50629926
I give Hakka a pass for his music stuff what are the rest doing. A

>>50629862
Soundpost doko?
https://youtu.be/j2ZwtD4iArw?t=55

>>50630799
it was during his christmas/NYC twitter spaces. i'll go look for it.

>>50630813
...I can't believe I finally get to suck Bettel's dick on my birthday

>>50630841
>NYC
*NYE...my dumb brain..

>>50630793
Why are you not supporting The Cause in this prideful month

>>50630841
Oh wtf I was there for the NYE ones. Maybe it was the Xmas one, then, because I think I missed that one

>>50630799
https://twitter.com/takopuras/status/1608293224476725249 found it. listen to this whore in action.

>>50630882
Princessmite, don’t look….

I'm so EXCITED

>>50630846
>Eager to go down on da clown, you rip his shorts off
>Confetti bursts out from his fly with a honk
>When the glitter and streamers clear, you see a balloon animal in lieu of a dick
>It's an elephant and he looks absurdly proud of himself

>>50630729
Vesper is Charlie
Not frank? Watch the milk steak scene again and tell me that isn't Axel.

Who's supposed to be Dee then? I can't really see any of them as her desu. Maybe Altare? But actually, we're both wrong. Dennis is Altare and Dee is Magni.

>>50630947
you callin bettel a troon

>>50630882
Imagine Senzaki mama using this as inspiration when designing Bettel's hairstyle

>>50630947
That's almost better than sucking his dick. Almost

>>50630882
That reminds me, there's an AI shit post with Altare and Magni I've been wanting to do but haven't had the time. Also death to negro sodomites except Vesper

Straight Tempus only during June!

>>50630882
On it!

https://files.catbox.moe/4m0wdy.jpg
happy pride month

Did somebody say straight

>>50630947
Omg, return of the clowntexts! The erotic jobbing clowntext is one of my favorite things, which I just dug up the other day: https://archive.palanq.win/vt/thread/40684524/#40694106

clownrape

>>50631129
I am requesting a small Altare fucking fit Vesmama from the universe

copium does sound better after your 3rd listen or so

>>50631102
Nice dumpy

>>50631129
ToT

you guys must be taking some copium to stand listening to that trash over and over again

>>50631102
I haven't thought about the DAT ASS meme in ages but, well...

>>50631204
yeah, shinigami is rough

>>50630979
>He narrows his eyes at your implication and takes his hat, covering the balloon elephant
>He asks you to count to 3 with him
>One...two...three!
>Bettel uncovers his crotch to reveal his zipped up pants with no balloon animals or glitter in sight
>He then asks you to pull from the hat
>You rifle around in there, hand suddenly touching YOUR OWN DICK
>While you're confused, Bettel suddenly cockslaps you with the force of a thousand suns
>Your head is obliterated in a fine red mist
>*Honk*

>>50631176
how small and vesmama on top or...?

>>50631204
But enough about Kickback

is copium on spotify yet

>>50631249
Like regular Altare small compared to Ves, maybe a tad smaller. In any way really

>>50630938
im never excited to hear gaijin sing jp but glad that en is doing something with the jp stars

>>50631238
I was expecting Bettel fo do a switcheroo with anon's genitals

>>50631129
I love grandso so much,,,

>>50631204
Honestly Heartache was worse

>>50631181
Stop being a liar like Magni.

Pissslimes ww@ don't come out
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1664620220810493952

https://youtu.be/XNf09QQnNXQ

>>50631317
idk what i'd do if they ever stopped drawing Ves. Only person willing to give him the bara body he deserves.

>>50631129
hot. the worst thing about altnowa loss was the death of this kind of art

>>50631358
Peeventurers... Altare does talk about pee way more than Magni does

>>50631358
slimy piss...

>>50631404
pissmites should really be looking at him, axel and hakka instead

>>50631404
But does he get as sexual with it as Magni?

>>50631358
Shiny Spicy Spic Shinri?

>>50631444
no he thinks it's funny, like Axel.

>>50631204
Shut up Copium is an epic broadway villain song

>>50631358
thank god

>>50631404
altventurers will say anything to 1up people kek

>>50631466
Please don't say Spic, I am scared that Axel is going to seriously say that word on stream

>>50631404
Peeventurers don’t exist.

>>50631396
the one linked was pretty recent, though. you just need to bait the shippers into coming out of the woodwork though it is safe to say that many of the former shippers have probably dropped it. or are staying low until crumbs come spilling out/spoiler]

>>50631491
Why is altventurerschizo like this

>>50631551
The first ever pissfetish art was of Altare, are you coping though?

>>50631575
wasn't it axel? i'm pretty sure he was first

>>50631540
Lol axel keeps using the word junkie but I don't think he knows what it actually means

hate hate HATE regis altare

>>50631540
>Says spic on stream
Holy shit, he really would be magmiteprime

fuck fuck FUCK regis altare

Piss.. I love hakka so much. I will watch his POV to support him. He is my love. He is a cutie.

>>50631604
At least junkie is not really a word twitter would cancel you for

>>50631572
not a schizo im just laughing that they want to take the claim of their oshi mentioning piss a lot like thats something to be proud of

I wonder if the hate hate hate and fuck fuck fuck regis altare anon are different anons waiting patiently for each other

>>50631599
I don't actually remember anything with Axel and piss... Other that the resent one about his rulette stream kek

>>50629967
He is probably still asleep

>>50631668
Oh, I am a magmite actually. But Altare talks about pee poo fart a ton. Like so much that Magni noted it

>>50631649
According to Axel, he used to be a junkie and all his friends were junkies some of his friends are still junkies

>>50631731
Does he think junkie means a person that just eats junkfood?

>>50631728
Are there any scatmites or scatventurers around ITT?

>>50631731
Axel did not say that he himself was a junkie, but one of his friends was and that he never had anything against junkies as a whole

>>50631731
How did you twist his story to turn him into a crackhead

>>50631763
A line has to be drawn somewhere.

>>50630380
I hope he bought the gun

>>50631841
Speargunning ebony whales in the ghetto with Vesper ToT

>>50631358
>Phasmo at 5
>Forewarned at 6
Hell is approaching...

>>50631841
would explain why there's no frame yet

>>50631575
>>50631599
Yep, Altare was first with picrel. Bettel was 2nd, Magni was 3rd, and Axel was 4th with the piss roulette art

>>50631887
Axel overlapping Magni again, how does he do it

>>50631887
Oh, and of course Flay and his butt buddy at 7. A perfectly staggered course of overlap hell.

>>50631887
oh i didn't know we had a time for phasmo yet

i wanna see flay and magni 1on1 collab. what kind of game would be nice for them hm

>>50631931
based piss historian. pisstorian.

>>50631996
I'm just assuming it's in his usual slot. If it's at 6 like the crab battle collab I will anti him

>>50631491
short man syndrome just like their oshi, please anderstando

>>50631944
i think you know why axel likes overlapping magni

I'm extremely jealous at the thought of being someone that my oshies talk about

>>50632109
They talk a lot about the fanart, they have said that they share it. If you draw for them they might be talking about you!

>>50632070
Being /here/ since /MAG/ really open my eyes on how much more coomerbrain women actually are.

>>50632021
kek. I was gonna break it down further but I wasn't 100% sure off the top of my head if the 1st Magpiss art came before the 2nd Bettelpiss art. I'm fairly certain it was, though. So that would make it Altare, Bettel, Magni, Bettel again, Axel x2, then Magni again.

MAGMITES ARE LETTING COPIUM FLOP KEK YOU REALLY DO HATE MAGNI

why is there a piss art historian

>>50632335
you are on 4chan

>>50632316
Silence, homosexual. We are talking about piss

>>50632201
See, men are expected to be coomers and can get away with casual coomer talk in public. Women aren't supposed to, so we bottle it up and unleash all our horny anonymously here. Except for brave horny-on-main souls like Momi.

>>50632157
>Finally draw the magni doujin I've wanted
>Goddamn alchemist directly quotes it casually on stream
Oh no

>>50632316
All according to keikaku

>>50632422
Fair enough, however i will add coomer brain man usually arent respected even in male circles.

>>50630350
Axelotls:Do you cook for yourself?

Axel:No,but when Magni and I did the 200k celebration stream I made snacks.

Might not be an exact translation.sorry

>merch set release for an orisong
>possibly will release another for 1.5 later
dang he's really milking the magmites dry...

>>50632739
I'm happy since I can't get any con merch

>>50632262
Would you count the comic about him watering the thirsty mags as one?

>>50632335
Because it's my fetish so it sticks in my mind when I see it (and I save them all)
>>50632262
Shit I forgot to list the Pisskito. Uhh... make that 4x Pisskito art after Axel but before the most recent Mag

good morning hope all anons of /MANS/ have a wonderful day, exciting streams coming up later!

NIBBLING MAGNI'S FINGERS OMNOMNOMNOMNOM

>>50632316

>>50632958
I need to fuck that guy

>>50632776
Oh yeah, maybe that should count. I was thinking fetish art drawn here. I listed the Axel ones since someone was asking about Axel and maybe that was the art they were talking about? I can't remember off the top of my head whether Altare omorashi or Mag unzipping came first. I do know the thirsty Mag meme Vesper wanted to dub was well before Magni unzipped onstream, though.

>>50631300
i thought you were asking for shotaone/oneshota but anyway: https://files.catbox.moe/to5wab.png

why magmite hate maguni

>>50633071
GRANDSO ILYSM

>>50632831
I've been included c: happy pisskito

>>50633071
UOHHHHHH TToTT

>>50633071
I kneel....

>>50633071
uoh

>>50627218
probably after, the manyred collab (from flay's pov) was mostly trying to communicate with his senpais and laughing at ollie

>>50633071
My man you work so fast!! Thank you! I kiss!!!

>>50633071
TToTT HOT

>>50631763
im always here :)
scat love!!!!

What a thread

>>50633708

>>50633708

>>50633708

You guys are just funposting right? You don't actually love piss and shit right? ...Right?

>>50633071
you are a god

>>50634030
Just don't open spoilered images or catbox links

>>50634030
I do love pissing and shitting into my toilet

FLOPMIUM FLOPMIUM FLOPMIUM

FLOPIUM FLOPIGAMI FLOPSTER FLOPBACK

>>50634171
ugly

>>50634171
the hq special....

Since it's heterosexual pride month in /mans/ I'm going to indulge my schizo het ships

>>50634162

>>50634228
Go for it!

>>50634228
I ship

>>50634281

>>50634300
Why don't women like and draw monsters?

>>50634030
I have a legit piss fetish but normal sentiments toward other excretions

>>50634318
You just don't know where to look

I'm letting my mpreg love out this month

>>50634228
Noo, anything but that!

>>50634362
that's gay anon

>>50634300
Hot

>>50634207
>Bettel
>HQ

someone’s day one merch from conquest sheesh… i want that clown bettel sticker in the top right

>>50634473
seething in jealousy that there's no good cons where i live

>>50632776
>>50633048
Ok, so I actually looked, and that Altare omo art still came before the mags got watered. (The thirsty mag meme that likely inspired the thirsty mag stream came before Altare omo, btw)

Sept 1 - Thirsty Mag meme
https://twitter.com/jinxszed/status/1565473589150724096
Sep 11 - Altare's story about being teased on roadtrips
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8pFMgOlPvc#t=1h15m16s
Sep 11 - Altare omo art here
https://archive.palanq.win/vt/thread/32995620/#q32999454
Oct 10 - Thirsty Mag stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJZhyyxIFX0#t=10m18s
Oct 12 - Thirsty Mag stream art
https://twitter.com/ME111ER/status/1580173125886496768

>>50634318
highly depends on the fanbase. don't think that the tempus (or vtuber) fanbases skew towards artists of that kind. i've seen enough morgott and mohg porn to know that women will draw monsters, particularly that of the nsfw kind.

>>50634473
judging by all the Axel's i assume this is an axelotl?

>>50634030
im being serious i don't know about other anons
scat is a lifestyle

>>50634526
Impressive!

I've been testing out the post from last thread on to kpop autist covers with JP stars covers and it doesn't seem to work

>>50634300
i need this fucking thing to kill and eat me

>>50634702
interesting because it works for me. you gotta remember playlists views come in slower than manually searching it up. playlists is only for when youre not a NEET and actually busy or are sleeping

>>50634388
This gif always reminds me of Nowa now kek

>>50634751
Well I guess they come in a lot slower then because I've been looping 6 songs pretty much since that post was made and the views on some of the songs haven't increased at all

>>50634854
id say give it a day of experimentation and see if views change by tomorrow. im just going by whatever method ARMY is using rn

I can't wrap my head around the shamelessness of view farming but all the power to you

>>50634388
Where's the Nowa edit of this? Also thank you /mans/ for being superstraight allies

>>50635011
you probably cant wrap your mind around much of anything anon

>>50635035
He is good at wrapping his lips around my wee wee, but I wish he was Magni :(

>>50635028
I couldve sworn there was one in early /MANS/ kek

>>50631438
>>50631444
>>50631468
See, that's the thing. Well, I guess it doesn't have to be the thing since they can still activate my neurons too but Magni is my slutty oshi and activates my neurons the hardest <3

>>50634729
Kinda based ngl

>>50635035
Doesn't it make any sort of celebration feel less earned if it's faked though?

>>50635090
I fucking hate you for making me laugh at this edit, pissmite

Those 47k views on Copium? All me

>>50635128
hehe
oh shit, the edit's shittier than I thought
I just noticed the stray pink line on the side, whoops

>>50635158
axmag lovechild? so the baby was axel's, after all...

>open thread
>Pisstory lessons

>>50635126
just say you dont want to put in the effort instead of trying to act high and mighty about being lazy kek

>>50635191
Always has been Queen came out 10th of September, about 9 months ago. Copium is the child

>>50635157
I'm the new 3k and counting

>>50635198
Leaving a muted browser open isn't work, but now I understand your mindset about it.

BEGNI UNION RISE UP
https://youtu.be/5M3w3CDCp0s
https://youtu.be/5M3w3CDCp0s
https://youtu.be/5M3w3CDCp0s

>>50635126
It's not faking, it's fighting against youtube's stupid algorithm

Pick one /mans/ for me to draw straight art of
>Magni/Bettel
>Vesper/Machi

eating leader's tasty scat ToT

>>50635432
these people really think the girls or any group became popular not because of the mass efforts of the fanbase/community working together to accomplish goals but because they just so happened to get lucky in the algo. i cannot help but laugh

>>50635467
Vesper/Machi, please

>>50635467
begni

>>50635467
>straight art

>>50635467
Magni and Bettel. Magnolia love....

>>50635514
Yes

IM FUCKING TIRED OF REAL LIFE IM TIRED OF LONG PROJECTS THAT REQUIRE YOU TO FIND INFORMATION THAT YOU CANT FIND ONLINE NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU TRY IM TIRED OF MULTIPLE DEADLINES IN THE SAME WEEK IM TIRED OF LAZY GROUPMATES IM TIRED OF EXAMS THAT THAT REQUIRE STUDYING HALF THE CHAPTER ONLY FOR THE EXAM TO HAVE ONE OR TWO QUESTIONS FROM THE CHAPTER THAT YOU COINCIDENTALLY FOUND THE MOST DIFFICULT OR SKIPPED BECAUSE YOU DIDNT HAVE TIME IM TIRED OF ONLY GETTING TO SLEEP THREE TO FOUR\ HOURS A DAY IM TIRED OF BARELY EA