/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>50625916
Mein Fuhrer i can walk

>>50626290
This is no time for strangelove jokes, anon. Six million chickens!

my math ain't that good but wolfram alpha gives me an irrational number this don't make sense

>>50625916
Don't care not buying any of her shit until she's psychically able to give me a blow job. The fuck I look like spending 100s of dollars on shit tier merchandise. On your knees Kiara don't mind the smell I just pissed.

>>50625916
I hate this argument. People don't understand that KFP uses industry-standard ovens, and not home ovens. It can cook up to 40 chickens in 30 minutes, which means, if KFP is open just 12 hours a day, they can serve up to 2880 chickens DAILY, and could easily fit the 6 million chickens quota in 6 years, even if we take holidays into account.
Get your numbers right, deadbeat.

>>50625916
ded fanbase

>>50625916
Anschluss soon

we were taught in school that it was around 1-2 million orders thoughever. and most of them weren't even chicken orders.

>>50625916
Well, Germans have a tradition of putting more stuff in an oven of what is mathematically possible

>>50626594
Hold up she fries her chimkins.

>>50626594
Me on the 5th row, second to the left

>>50625916
I dunno six million is a big number. Did you do the correct maths considering the right factors?

>>50625916
Thats a lotta cocks!

>>50626290
She does have german only youtube channel.

No one is denying it but 6 million in 3 years with only 3 ovens?

>>50626366
cool it with the anti-wawa remarks.

>>50625916
Ain't no way for her Kiwawa to fry 6 million chickens even with her abilities and connections.

Six million?

I mean there's just no way the numbers coming from her Stamlagger chain are real. They'd have to be preparing and frying up 700 fresh chickens every day for five years.

>>50625916
That's IMPOSSIBLE! The numbers just dont add up! There's no way KFP can cook that many chickens with so few ovens

>>50625916
Is she sure she can even make it to 2 million in 6 years?

>>50626594
KFP does not use industry standard rotisserie chicken ovens but deep rather fryers.

>>50625916
nice

>>50625916
>Austrian
>failed artist
>narcissist
>charismatic
>cult of personality
>teetotaler
>will punish you if you disobey her
>wants to exterminate riajuu (real jews)
Kiara is just the female version of Hitler.

>>50625916
That doesnt add up, it doesnt even seem like there are six million chickens in the territory KFP occupies

>>50626644

>>50630942
Hitlers mothers name was Klara funny enough.

>>50626594
Man, germans sure do seem to love their ovens.

>>50626290
Moom…

>>50625916
Stop pretending like Kiara is based, she’s an SJW.

>>50630942
>riajuu (real jews)
heh

>>50625916
That is physically impossible. Even Santa would laugh at the idiot who proposes something like this being able to be done.

>>50638599
Hololive unironically made Kiara made more nationalist or what you might call “right wing”

>>50625916
The numbers don't add up, and the people claiming this is possible have a weak case when they try to debate the issue. I'm thinking.....it must be a hoax.

>>50644402
..a hololive hoax?

>>50644492
>..a hololive hoax?
The holohoax does have a good ring to it.

>>50644536

>>50625916
The complete and total absolute sucker punch horse shit gets stopped by Online Reclamation Commission of America, and O.W.O. right here and right now.

>>50630942
This lad a narcissist, no I don't think so.

>>50644914
Well he did love all the Heiling and attention he received. He felt like a God or a Superman.
But if you think about it, Hitler would make a great VTuber.

>>50645384
Im going to disagree with that. I mean why do you think he built the "Wolf's nest" in an incredibly isolated located. I think he was very reserved and all the bravado was an mask he had to don in order to save Germany which he reluctantly wore.

>>50645957
>acts boisterous and arrogant in public
>actually very introverted and shy
Hitler is actually Pipkin Pippa

>>50646104
>Hitler is actually Pipkin Pippa
More like Pekora. Both are war criminals too.

>>50625916
Doesn't she have more than three KFP restaurants though?

>>50626960
I wish she would stream on it. I'm trying to learn german.

>>50625916
I believe.

>>50643997
if you read what you wrote once again, you wouldn't even believe your own words
or you probably don't watch streams

>>50626594
this is the most goddamn funny thing i have read on 4chan in two years.