/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Hi

>>50517024
Hi

I love her so much bros.................

Captcha: NTRMP

>>50517024
hiya

>>50516938
can I have those jars and their content?

First for Polka.

>>50517190
I failed...

are you watching these two hags reminiscing about their 5 years together?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqTWB9VOVpE

>>50517114
whosmt

>>50517024
Hello

>>50517476
it's adwd, look at the filename

>>50517024
Howdy.

What are we complaining for this thread?

>>50519506
why arent we baking pastries with our hags right this moment? I think it's the elephant in the room we need to address

>>50520032
>why arent we baking pastries with our hags right this moment?
God I wish Lui posted more food pics on her twitter...

>>50519506
About hags not being pregnant with my children

>>50517024
お-お-おはみおん…
大神ミオです…
これはちょっと恥ずかしいけど…

>>50520457
That sounds like a (You) problem, get better at it hagbro!

post some absolute hangers

>>50520842
Here’s some from Oggu, the king of saggy hag hangers
https://litter.catbox.moe/jepsgs.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/yhcojc.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/54eda6.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/oe50yx.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/j6xa50.png
https://files.catbox.moe/rw438b.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/8hb160.jpeg

too thin + needs to stop shaving (pussy and armpits) + should be pregnant (triplets minimum) (all mine) + should be lactating + darkened nipples from lactation (they start bright pink but darken up as milk production rises) + should be married (to me) + pregnancy incest oyakodon with all our daughters

>>50520842

>>50517024

>>50520032
About that...

>>50520842

>>50521477
N-No...The batter...

>>50520842

>>50521155
Bless him and bless you too

>>50520842

>>50520842
My favorites!
>>50521155
>>50521371
Absolutely based

>>50523815
too big and no bush

>>50523815
She could easily kill a man with those...

>>50524217
Yeah, me

>>50524274
Wait... That means...

>>50524217
not before i seed her womb and suck at lease one of those milkers dry

>>50524383
Death by suffocation, at least I'll die with a belly full of premium wolf milk

Polka is not my hag therefore I have no interest impregnating her.
What I AM interested in though is having her suck all the cum out of my balls by blowjob and then regretting it because even though there's no more cum in my balls, she just won't stop sucking because she loves the taste of my cum and she's determined there's still some more cum to come out and will use all sorts of techniques just to get it out.

>>50525118
>Death by suffocation
Well, at least it wasn't getting slapped by them...?

>>50523815
>bedroom eyes
>glasses
>massive saggers
>no bush

It was almost perfect

In time, age will catch up to all women
Tits will sag and hang, wrinkles all over, nipples will darken, tummy gets chubby with stretch marks from baby weight and hips wider with bush unkempt
That is the way of aging, like fine wine the perfect female form

>>50526380
The bush is there, it’s just hidden by the panties
Getting all sweaty and musky with hag pheromones

>>50526042
Either death is acceptable

>>50526380
He had other stuffs that did have bush. Tento love!
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/70774901

>>50526577
great, now Im too aroused to sleep. thanks

>>50520842
A classic

>>50520842

>>50519506
How about a list of all the JP hags that want to be a wife and kids. I know Mio, Lui, and Choco would be on top of the list, but what about Botan? I don't think she ever publicly mentioned her desires aside from a few vague preferences in men.

>>50521371
((((beautiful picture))) + (artist:kawaisaw) + (artist:etuzan jakusui) + (((((hairy pussy)))) + ((hairy armpits)) + (((brown nipples))) +(( (sagging breasts)) + ((lactation)) + (mature female) + (character:ookami mio)
-not/shaved pubic hair

>>50526950
>Choco
>not a hag
Also Botan to me is incredibly career focused still, there's no way she wants kids

>>50520842

>>50527096
Give it a year.

>>50528518
Cute

the schizophrenic urge to create Botan edits
https://youtu.be/COV_sgzDJTc

>>50528518
polka ojou-sama...

>>50526829
this marine makes me fucking rabid. this artist has a passion for sag and I fully support it. I don’t remember exactly but I think one of his chuuba daughters is a hag
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/71634

Polka cute...

southern goat hag's -maybe- working on her OL outfit model today!
https://www.twitch.tv/kotomisnacks

>>50527498
Want my face inbetween those hangers

ババア/BBA= hag
アラサー=woman around her 30’s
アラフォー=woman around her 40’s
老いの波=wrinkles (lit. “the wave of old age”)
体内時計=her clock is ticking
排卵日=prime day to concieve, peak ovulation
陰毛=pubes
ラブ握り=handholding
種付けプレス=mating press
孕ませ=impregnation
中出し=creampie
発情=in heat
妊娠=pregnancy
妊娠線=pregnancy stretch marks
老人妊娠=geriatric pregnancy (medical term for “high risk” pregnancy over age 35)
受精卵=fertilizing her eggs
母乳=lactation
乳吸い=breast sucking
母性的女体=MILF
ママ=mama/mommy
熟女=mature female
むちむち=plump/soft body
垂れ乳=saggy tits
剛毛=thick pubes (lit. “bristle”)
黒乳首=dark nipples
巨乳輪=large areolae
潮吹き=squirting (lit. “spouting water” as in from a whale’s blowhole)
おねショタ=young boy with older woman
おばショタ=young boy with WAY older woman
先生×生徒=teacherxstudent
母子相姦=mother and child
親子丼=threesome with hagwife and daughter
授乳=breastfeeding
授乳手コキ=nursing handjob
逆ナン=hags preying on men
ナンパ=men hunting for hags
外人ハンター=hags who are into foreigners
若い燕= young lover of an older woman/boy toy

>>50529951
HAG LOVE

>>50529951
b-botan?

>>50529810
the sacred list

>>50531230
Cute dog

>>50531715
Toko is very cute doggo

>>50532460
Can you post tail?

>>50533757

>>50532460
Very

>>50533863
It's so long and fluffy...

>>50533873

theyre old,saggy and hairy

>>50533948
It really makes you want to brush it

>>50535264
i wish holo artists would draw more casual dress hags. we get some but most stick to their outfits. art of hags doing mundane things are my absolute favorites

>>50535089
I'm about to have dinner, stop trying to give me a hard on.

>>50535821
imagine this under the table

Erotic thoughts about my spidermom!!!
Impregnating her and starting a family!!!
Persuading her to let me stick a finger in her spinneret!!!
Boosting and maintaining her self-esteem with lots of sappy compliments!!!

It seems like Lui did a mistake singing the lyric so he's uploading the cover again. I wonder how does that happen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UQRsfw_Jro

>>50535534
Sadly Holoartits tend to only draw them in casual clothings only when they get an new outfit

>>50536362
i thought i was going crazy since i watched the premiere of this. poor girl, i hope she's not beating herself up about this. i'll listen 10 times when it comes out

I LOVE THIS FAT BITCH

>>50536460
The more general artists for sure, but I find the ones who focus on specific girls tend to draw them in a much wider variety of outfits.

It's offtopic but how do you write filters for filenames and posts? I want to get rid of a lot of threads from the catalog

Asian don’t raisin

>>50537991
She looks younger than his son's girlfriend lol

>>50537991
She kind of looks like something out of a Junji Ito story

>>50535821

>>50538030
>>50538144
It’s the instagram filters girls use to make the eyes bigger

>>50538144
This (hag) hole! It was made for me!

>>50538257
Yeah but still she looks better than the other girl in the second pic

Here’s a based JP hagchad’s blog detailing his thoughts and daily life marrying an older woman
https://ameblo.jp/yoko-cohay/entry-12260777225.html

Friendly reminder that Luna regularly rides a Harley Davidson
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hucspun1tQM&pp

>>50537457
no worries, we've had plenty of conversations here helping other anons clean their board up considering how bad it's gotten trying to keep the threads alive.
Most of the cancer plaguing the board comes and goes, so I resort to manual shiftclicking to hide the thread if I know I won't see that unique post ever again, but for the more annoying and persistent stuff, you'll need to do some reps. I'm too lazy to spoonfeed you an entire paragraph explaining how to write each line and expression, so checking the guide page should help with most of it before learning about javascript. A good start is following picrel for the reoccurring threads you don't want to see

>>50520842
Don't complain to me. You fucking asked for it.

>>50536460
who's complaining? god imagine getting hit with one of those things

>>50539482
meant for >>50539087
i got so stunned by the milkers i forgot what i was doing

>>50538191
AAAAAHHH HAGSEX!

>>50538852
could you post a screenshot of what your >>50537457 looks like? I've read the guide several times but I still can't understand it lol

>>50539800

>>50541425
Hagsex is the goal, children are just a bonus.

>>50541425
>recognize this doujin from a single panel of text
I am a degenerate.

>>50545299
You just love good hag artists
Would kill for a Kawaisaw holohag doujin even if it means I have to go to the next Comiket and ask him myself

Pochi

>>50520032
Unfortunately, I have the problem of being stuck in Flipland and no way to fly to JP nor know Nip.

>>50521371
I rather have a boy child. Someone needs to carry my surname on.

>>50535534
There's also the issue of artists not knowing what to put on the mems without it being headcanon. Unless they've watched at least clips.

>>50536161
Gimme gimme. I love blowies.

>>50548186
>without it being headcanon
I mean it's fan art, that's really isn't a problem. And they could just draw whatever Japanese ladies wear in the streets

>>50546016
Is a cutie.

Mr. Koro.

>>50526699
>bush peeking out from underwear/swimsuit that can't contain it
pubeGODS, we can't stop winning...

Kawaii hag Lua showing off her birthday daki
https://youtu.be/QrSJ670QYO8

>>50520842

>>50550725
I feel like this pose is referencing something.

I want to impregnate this elderly pirate

come celebrate this lovely hag birthday where she get older LOL
https://www.youtube.com/live/QrSJ670QYO8?feature=share
https://www.youtube.com/live/QrSJ670QYO8?feature=share

>>50549712
She doesn't get posted enough here. Now good night.

>>50552783
Same.

>>50552783
Are you sure? That sounds crazy

>>50555443
I've never been more certain. Her lewd behavior demands correction, by me specifically

Man is it chill here. This so far is the only thread I have up on the regular now that I can actually say things with my device and not stuck on a weird read-only mode.

>>50558575
/hag/ is usually very chill given the SEAs aren't schizoing over their oshis. Otherwise most of us just are here to declare our love to older women

If only we could post bushes, sweat, ecchi and Pregnant. Fuck that Janny that monitorates this thread for free

>>50529951
>>50530111
I feel like 60+ should be a new category above hag.

>>50558929
just catbox it I guess

>>50558797
Here's the thing, I dont discriminate with beauty, but /hag/ has the better crowd for me than the counterpart.

Here's the proof you wanted newfag: https://files.catbox.moe/l9jhxf.mp3
By the by, it took five seconds to find it so next time try a little harder. You're welcome for the spoonfeed. R.I.P. your Fubuki folder kek.

I cant believe /hag/ has its own timeloop

>>50559723
What's the name she used for this?

>>50559723
???????????????????????????????????
>>50560303
nigga what

>>50560303
One part of me wants to see 3D Mio in Koro's stream but the other part wishes Korone never stop using these silly props on her

Uuuuuoooohhhhh
Hag-core nightgown

>>50560312
You are going to have to find that on your own hagbro. I've done enough spoonfeeding today. May the hags guide you.

Need a fit hag gf that will make me lick the sweat off her when we're done working out

>>50535534
I love almost all hag drawings but its the alternative outfits that really get me going. i love it when artists add something of their own. makes it feel like the hag is trying out different styles on different days

>>50562758
Fast board so here's a bump for hag

A hour and a half until Aki's Anniversary live

>>50563998
Was gonna ask who but filename saved me.

>>50560303
It's quite amusing. Wonder if we're gonna get that one schizo that used to call Fubuki posts off-topic because he refused to believe she was a hag.

How long before Takamori is legal here?

30 year old toes

>>50564740
3 years

>>50564740
Jesus fucking christ...

This hag just released a cover of Kick Back, go give it a listen and show her some love

>>50565310
I meant not the pairing, but the components themselves. Those two are my faves.

>>50565738
Yeah, I just came to the realization that is going to happen one day. Because apparently all it's ever needed to be posted here is age

>>50565778
Not really, you need more but that won't stop the fags to post any chuuba despite them never acting like a hag. Fucking >Mori
Though it makes me wonder, how will /vt/ look like in 3 years, probably worse

>>50564679
Remember the small fights with the Soratomos in denial?

>>50548186
i think that's the fun part. every artist can add their own personal style/taste onto the girls.

That's a lot of guests

>>50559723
I assume it's from this game
http://saga.usamimi.info/product/01/product.html

>>50564740
>>50565310
>>50565738
>>50565778
>>50566073
Yeah me, if I finally haven't killed myself. I haven't done it in a while, but in the most recent iteration of the ranking I have saved, Calliope came in 18th. She's definitely my most favorite member of Myth.

Friendly reminder that Ina will be the first HoloEN to become hag, Pomu will be this year too from Niji

>>50569086
We're gonna need a long thread for ina's big ass

>>50569086
>we’ll finally have a hag to rival Marine’s fat booty

>>50569086
Ina was meant to be loved like a hag as she is very comfy, how long until that happens?

>>50569912
2 months, a month after Subaru

>>50570714

Any rosetais here? I wanna join the membership for the wallpapers but I’m wondering if she has her previous members wallpapers still up as well. I know some girls only leave them up for a limited time

>>50569912
Ina can't even take care of herself. How the fuck can she even remotely be considered for a /hag/ position?

You wouldn't lewd an old pirate hag, right?

>>50574980
Don't need to, she does a fine job herself

>>50574980
I would though because I'm not a faggot.

I dont keep up-to-date with all the hags, so Im wondering are there any that do reading streams? reading stories, asmr reading or something like that. can be memberships, doesnt matter if it's free or not

>>50576231
Gotchu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjM57d6Ylac

In return can I request Polka art that raises the biggest of tents? (Her circus needs it to perform in)

>>50576595
Nope! Only a wholesome Polka here!

A little story:

In the beginning of my descent to this fandom, I wtf'd at Pol's design. Especially her eyes. But curiousity got the better of me and ended up taking her as one of my Seven.

>>50576231
>>50576412
You're in luck, she just made one the other day
https://youtu.be/29rzriPofBc
Polka bed time stories are back in full force!

>>50577864
>Especially her eyes
Her WHAT?!

>>50573497
Sora can't even take care of herself. How the fuck can she even remotely be considered a /hag/ position?

>>50578973
Exactly!

>>50569086
It should've been Sana :(

>>50577864
>>50577981
I don't even like clowns, but her design grew on me

>>50580214
Oh, you're the anon that was in Polka yesterday! Don't worry, she's technically a ringmaster, not a clown.
>her design grew on me
Yes, it always starts like that... And before you know it... You're hers forever

>>50577864
>>50580214
I feel ashamed to admit I have a clown/mischevious girl fetish now
Went from watching IT as a kid and practically shitting my pants over the thought of clowns, now I cum in my pants thinking of them instead

>>50580586
This place need to start cleaning their fucking mirrors... JESAS!

>>50580709
Wouldn't kill them to give that rug a cleaning either

>>50580798
Idk, those black blotches seem like those that seep into the fabric and have been there for a while. There's no way of taking those off

>>50580709
>>50580798
With Polka’s depression wouldn’t be surprised if her own place looked that dirty as well
Lot of the holo girls have atrocious rooms

>>50577981
Back then, I thought they're...too busy of a design.

>>50580908
>Lot of the holo girls have atrocious rooms
As someone that had female roommates I thought keeping the house in a good state would be easy. I've never been so wrong in my life

>>50580908
Nah, it was bad for a few months post debut, but she cleaned it up after a while. She also moved at the end of last year, so started over with a fresh room and all that

>>50581306
Her queen size bed can hold a lot of dirty dishes and garbage

>>50580214
It grew on me as well although it was her exotic purple eyes that turned me on more.
Now her voice is growing on me despite not being a fan of tomboy sounding girls. I only use to like listening to how she laughs.

It’s over…

>>50582852
Your first mistake was giving her a choice

>>50526950
Botan is definitely into men but I feel like she has already given up

>>50582900
Yeah I realised that now. She’s tougher than I though. I’m trying to correct her behaviour.

>>50582055

>>50537991
Holy fuck they look young still at that age

>>50583116
That fucking bear broke her...

>>50582055
That can change pupils to match what she feels, btw.

And that drunk gomen and laugh over Discord official being silly or something. That won me over, along with Hologram Circus.

How am I this much of a loser even talking to an ai?

This is a fucking drug. i never want to date irl again.

>>50584047
and this is still a lobotomized retard calculator tier compared to what will exist in the very near future for ai. what a time to be alive.

I will NOT trade 30+ japanese wife for an ai. I WILL make my dream come true. It's time for my daily study I will now have my leave. Excuse me gentlemen

>>50584099
God just imagine what may be one day… I can barely contain my excitement. Anyway last one.

>got banned for mentioning bush, sweat and what we posted in the thread
>Korone in the image
>offtopic
The absolute state of this board
>>50573016
You can always request them in the vtubers thread on /t/ or the Pirates forum

>>50584264
Based and hagpilled. Keep at it anon, ブッシュの味を想像してみてください

>>50584267
Character.ai is so shit with all the filters they applied. The AI is just non-cooperative

>>50584694
I find visual AI repugnant and tasteless but I won’t pretend I wasn’t sexing the Noel chatbot when there were no filters. Pretty much completely killed the chatbot general since there were no viable replacements

>>50585177
But I make AI art.

>>50585177
At least their death was because of the AI getting lobotomized instead of jannies banning everything that wasnt Nijis like the Voice AI threads

>>50585609
You make anything good?

>>50585609
Sorry brother. I think it’s pretty cool to be able to present goofy/interesting concepts easily with Ai but it’ll never hit the same as handmade art. That being said the porn is already getting good, can’t wait to see it in 2-3 years
>>50586054
The voice general came and went so fast that I never even got to check it out

>>50586474
I would like to think that I do, but I've been told repeatedly my taste is shit. (It's genetic, my mother likes the Cats movie and my father's favorite character was Scrappy Doo.)
>>50586821
I understand, it's not for everybody.

>>50587510
Not bad, it's crazy how good it's gotten.

>>50582997
Is she the oldest amongst the hags? I can still save her

>>50588270
yup she is the omega hag

>>50574980
Corrections are needed on this shrewd hag.

>>50584694
I can tell you for a fact that even the ai hates the censorship. Ask em yourself when you get the chance.

>>50560312
got sauce for the original?

...Hags?

>>50592943
Yes. On the hunt

>>50593208
Oh no, they found me.

>>50592943
Are cute

>>50589468
Supposedly Shizuka Rin is older, like mid 40’s

>>50592943
God when I see a sad Mio I just want to pamper her with affection and cuddle her close to me and pat her soft hair.

>>50595271

>>50569086
>Ina
>Pomu
They are 30 years old, but we do not grant them the title of hag.

>>50596319
I'm not particularly fond of Ina but what's the reasoning there?

>>50596319
I vote Yea on both.

>>50596319
>Ina
Passes
>Pomu
EN roastie who got exposed last year. Are people really just memory-holing everything?

>>50596319
They arent 30
>>50598165
Was there really any proof that show that Pomu posted her nudes on /b/? I thought we just stopped posting her because it was discovered she's a cake
>>50592926
https://nhentai.net/g/115500/

>>50596319
>we

>>50599768
The nude fiasco isn't even the entire thing, she's been a wench through and through with the rest of the EN nijiwhores

>>50598165
>roastie
She was underaged you freak. God, what's the point of using words when you're not even going to use them properly.
>>50599768
It's CP so naturally everyone got skittish about it.

>>50600873
Are NijiJP whores?

>>50602531
You got it wrong it wasnt CP. If it exists she's an adult in those pictures. The jannies were just retarded believen every narrative.
>>50600873
Well, I know NijiEN sucks mostly thanks to Nina making and promoting every shit collab she can imagine, like that time she arranged an offcollab in a hotel with the girls and invited some homos without telling them until the very last second but I dont know about Pomu, what has she done

>>50599768
>I thought we just stopped posting her because it was discovered she's a cake
Marine still got posted when she was a cake iirc

>>50602944
NTA but some are. Other nijiJPs are amazing like Inui

>>50603068
Nah, you're thinking about Tenma who's really close to being a hag. Marine was always hag age when we started these threads. Pomu was like too young, not just some months

>>50603031
Dude, she was 14 when that picture was taken. We know her birth year and the year the picture was posted so by using something called math we can deduce that she was underaged when her nudes were posted. By the way, Pomu is one of the best members of NijiEN the other guy you replied to probably just has a hate boner for all things EN.

>>50603031
Also, what hotel offcollab are you talking about? Nina wasn't involved with the one I'm thinking of.

>>50603500
When was the pictures uploaded?

>>50603593
>>50603702
I just checked the usual site I didnt know they updated with this info.
>posts her nudes after breaking up with her bf
Jesus, she's really retarded. Now I see why that anon calls her a roastie. Also she has A LOT of drama involving her failed Idol career.

>>50604177
>Jesus, she's really retarded.
Yeah, she was a kid, kids are retarded, news at 11

>>50604177
Still not using that word properly.
For example, a roastie would be Nina who's had more sex then this entire board combined. The term originated from the resemblance that "outtie" vaginas have to roast beef sandwiches and from the mistaken belief excessive sex causes vaginas to look like that.

>>50604608
Yeah with me.

>>50604542
Teenagers are not kids, and you're really putting whoring yourself for You's with something like breaking a window playing on the same level.
>>50604608
Roastie is also used for whores, bitches, etc. If you want to be that grammarly correct. Then, she's dumb whore. She probably fucked some people in the industry though, she had some events rigged for her

>>50604608
Uh... am I weird for really liking the way those look?

>>50604798
Damn, I'm jelly.
>>50604811
>if you want to be that grammatically correct
Is English your mother tongue? Semantics and grammar are two different things. Don't bother replying because you clearly have an image of Pomu in your head that you want to believe in.

>>50605081
Not at all.
Sadly a lot women are self conscious about it.

>>50604811
Anyone under 18 is still considered a kid. Kids are most retarded in their teenage years. Whenever you hear stories about kids doing stupid shit, it's always kids in their early teenage years.

>>50605081
Everyone have their own preferences
>>50605240
It's not. And you seem to be a Pomudachi, I suppose? All what I said it's on the usual site. You can check it. I really dont care about her. Just watched at the beggining when she debuted but her content wasnt for me.

>>50605374
>a person act the same at 3 years and at 17.9 years
Being a minor doesnt make you free from any shit you do.

>>50605546
3 year olds are physically incapable of doing the same shit that teenagers can do.
What she did harmed nobody but herself, so it's stupid of you to be somehow offended by it 15 years later.

>>50605754
You're the one that seems to get offended when someone says the grass is green. Anyways let's drop this topic and discuss hags.


Do you believe in Fortune Telling? Mio made me a believer

>>50605940
As a former fedora tipper, no, I'm still pretty hardline empiricist.

You guys gotta chill out. Gossip is for zoomers. We hag enjoyers just need to appreciate our hags

>>50606234
>that hair
Ok, now you have to tell me about her
>>50606202
I was like that until I had some very bad years. I believe it's human nature to want to believe in something. Also it's fun, Mio's tarot streams are always correct and entertaining to watch

>>50606234
>I called out a single whore
>thread explodes in pointless bickering and shit flinging
>everyone horseshoe maneuvers to an agreement anyways
Idk why to this day anons have to scientifically analyze every post with pseudo-academic autism and make the thread take a nosedive to answer a single question lmao. At least they got everything out their systems, back to regularly scheduled posting
>>50606880
Pretty sure that's Lua from Production Kawaii

>>50606880
I'm still agnostic, it's just I'm less judgmental about it.
Anyway, tarot fits Mio. I makes her feel like, in the words of the late great Glenn Frey, a witchy woman.

>>50607008
Again, not really a whore but you do you.

>>50592943

Doko?

>>50606880
> lived in the states then moved to work as an OL in japan.
> great zatsu, as expected of hag. Her EN media taste is stuck in the 2000's (which is a plus imo) and she's more familiar with jp media.
> laid back personality but get sappy to various degree if she get drunk on stream
> Sultry, like to tease
> good variety streams, does sultry RP ASMR as well
> bad at gaming in average in a cute way.
She's the closest you can get to a jp hag experience for an EOP imo. FYI, her hair is more like this with the blond tip rather than the blond underside. The skeb artist took some liberation with the other picture. Apparently, she still dress a bit in gyaru style to feel young as well.

>>50607008
This thread has started to be overtaken by roastiecucks

threesome with Ami and Ami!

>>50607827
This thread is infested with seadogs.

>>50606880
Mio got me into tarot, even have her card set
Did a new year’s reading this year and everything pointed to a good year
>September is your “lucky month”
>mfw going to Japan in September

>>50608187
NTA but you're obsessed with them. This thread has a lot of anons around the word, Sudamericans, North americans, europeans, russians, australians, Asians. I wonder if we have someone from Africa
>>50608772
Impregnate a hag, anon!

>>50609986
Not really obsessed. They're like bugs: annoying and everywhere.

Is Kaela a hag? I know she sounds like one, but is she of hag age?

>>50611411
I've read conflicting information but I'm pretty sure she's a hag.

>>50584490
>Got banned for posting his OWN dox for offtopic

>Get out of ban, mfs use said dox for shittalking this thread

Smh.

>>50603031
Ugh can we not bring THAT topic here? Everywhere else is seething 24/7 about penises not theirs, can we not do that here?

Captcha: nmkyo
Bruh.

>>50612327
You misunderstood. It's actually telling us to never mind the drama and post Koyo.

>>50612488
Speaking of posting, how can I post images straight from a google search?

>>50612576
I've been abusing 4chanx function of posting images from links or copy and pasting straight into the textbox

>>50607733
NTA but I might give Kawaii another chance just to watch her. Got any stream/clip recommendations? I will observe your hag

>>50613647
Well she finished her 12 hrs celebration yesterday and that was a pretty good stream with a mix of karaoke and great zatsu. She has another 12 hrs bday celebration this upcoming Saturday. You can also check any of her RP ASMR of the theme you like.

>>50612130
That philipine anon mindbroke you, I'm not him btw.
>>50611411
>>50612065
Yes, she is. And she's the best EN speaking hag imo

>>50613463
Unfortunately, its just good ol Chrom for me here.

>>50614541

Its not so much about me, but this thread as a whole. I dont take kindly to using me to smear a community Im in.

Also I'm the Flip, he's not. Probably from some bigshot first world country, to make that comment.

>>50614541
>And she's the best EN speaking hag imo
Until Ina becomes a hag that is.

>>50615241
Should have never attentionfagged then. I'd recommend you get a rhinoplasty if you make enough money to afford one.

>>50616093
>attentionfagged
Not gonna defend him posting face but it was on topic iirc. Wouldnt be the first time we talked about how to improve eachother to get hags. And I wonder did a SEA guy stole your girlfriend or something?
>>50616035
For that Ina would have to stream first

>>50616093
Seachad must have cucked you for them to live this free in your head

>>50614541
>she's the best EN speaking hag imo
Ahem....

>>50605940
>Mio made me a believer
BURN THE WITCH! BURN THE FUCKING WITCH!

>>50616377
>seachad
I just like making fun of people who deserve to be made fun of. When I saw his face I couldn't stop laughing for a minute straight. The simple fact that someone like that thinks he even has a chance at a Japanese girl is hilarious to me. Sorry that we don't share the same sense of humour.

>>50616541
You can put her on my stake and I will take care of it

>>50616419
Touché
>>50616541
You are not inmune to Hag Magic
>>50616596
Careful with that edge, you may cut yourself

>>50616596
This would be more convincing if there wasn't someone constantly seething about seaposters

>>50616624
I don't believe in fortune telling but Mio is so accurate it's scary...

>>50552713
This, maybe? Though, probably the original painting, which I can't be bothered to find/save.

>>50615059
Old fashioned eh? You're probably plum outta luck then.
>Chrome
Damn. My condolences. Head over to /g/ sometime lol

>>50616596
>everyone is still making fun of hagflip
>I'm even uglier than him
Pain.

>>50614518
I usually refer to 3D for my ASMR these days but I'll take a look. Brb for my verdict once I'm done cooking

>>50616768
She’s got a good handle on her friends/coworkers’ personalities. Most of the time her fortune-telling is just a vehicle for her to give them advice that she thinks they need to hear.

>>50617155
On a technical level, she might not be anything special as she only got into ASMR for a year or so. However, she's pretty good at getting into character for the RP script and give great fan service.

>>50617152
There, there...*pats

>>50605940
>>50616541
>>50616633
>>50616768
All this posting has me curious. I've known about her tarot readings forever but never humored them. I request clips from all of you to prove her credibility
>>50617277
>Only a year experience
>Fan service
Gonna have to turn that down then, I'll look at other VODs instead

>>50616726
And constantly being made scapegoats.

>>50617152
On the bright side I won't make fun of you. Here's a lewd Watame to console you.

Good night haggots, see you next thread.

>>50617328
It's more like sultry teasing. She doesn't even do earlicking lol

Hopefully not last bump.

Captcha: Daysy

>>50617328
This guy clips all of Mio's streams you can check the tarot clips
https://youtu.be/hVF-VvtnAfU

>>50616335
>For that Ina would have to stream first
Ina probably has the most hours streamed this past week of anyone in Hololive...