/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

You made your bed for over 2 years, now lie in it

>>50520676
Jesus christ retard she plays video games go fucking play a game or something you're basically a fucking /r9k/ poster at this point

>>50520676
Just pick another girl. Literally anyone in Hololive is a better choice because they stream more than 5 times a month. Some do that amount in a week.

>>50520676
Become your own Oshi. Do shit for yourself. Sing for yourself. Workout for yourself.

>>50520676
Simple go outside and interact with real women. It's really not hard

>>50520676
block her everywhere and embrace the peace of solitude for some time, leave this vtuber shithole while you still have chanses outside

>>50520676
come watch kiki, she streams almost everday, not to be confused with the flip kiki

>>50520676
Try the new VTuber that looks like Gura:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KLzwqctbsk

>>50520676
Just watch Shadow she actually gives attention to her fanbase

>>50522077
He would only come after some time anyway

>>50522392
yes and she will betray you one day.

Time to quit the hobby. Go outside. Play catch with your nephew or niece. Walk some laps. Go to a gym.

>streams
>makes songs
>cares about her fans
Come home, chumbuds.

>>50522571
As if Gura hasn't done that already

>>50522077
my room is covered in gura merch and ive spent thousands in SC on her
its too hard to simply block her

>>50522847
Find another addiction to replace your current addiction

She's was streaming as moomei recently, don't worry, soon she'll be streaming again since mooms on break

>>50520676
she is streaming right now nyehehe

>>50521749
draw gay fanart of yourself

>>50521634
>>50522391
>>50522392
>>50522725
Do you have that poor of an opinion of your own oshis? Turning on a stream means nothing when the content isn't something you like. To even suggest that an oshi can be replaced, whoever you watch must be really substandard.

>>50522334
>even more autistic and boring than fauna
>gfe baiting while fucking with david

>>50523424
qrd?

>>50522392
>actually gives attention to her fanbase
only the long-time simps and whales. she seems to actively go out of her way to ignore those who attempt to interact with her if she doesn't recognize them as one of her circle-dwellers.

>>50520676
I've moved on, and the new EN wave being announced next week by them might have even more cute and funny vtubers to check out
inb4 >buy and ad

>>50520676
i don't understand this retarded attitude of zoomers who completely freak out if there isn't new content every 2 minutes.

>>50520774
>/r9k/ poster
/vt/ is basically r9k for delusional people

>>50523540
oh, a blacked chuuba

>>50523742
dead rrats, go back kiwifag

>>50523540
When your sole identity is "cute and funny," you're shit. That's why her numbers are shit. That's why literally every single other chuuba that hard sells themselves as "cute and funny" and offer nothing else are shit. All of them.
There's a serious loss in translation somewhere if all you ever got from Gura is "cute and funny" to claim you've moved on from her. You just want women pretending to be little girls.

>>50523963
>You just want women pretending to be little girls.
so literally Gura and 80% other vtubers? No shit?

>>50523597
>equates weeks of no content or communication to every two minutes
retard

>>50520676
Come watch Yuko

>>50524124
no i'm watching panko

>>50524124
desu i got into her after the pippa collab with the luiggiboard. but after that i realized that her content is quite average (wish it wouldn't be because i really like her quirks). Will still keep watching gura, but because 80% of this board are troon tourists saying shit like >>50524069 i dont' ever bother to elaborate.

>>50524069
That's all Yuko can really offer I've noticed, yeah. Like a leftover TV meal. You've all been shilling her endlessly, and the fact her numbers are still so shit even as Gura is completely AWOL should clue you in that she's just not good, and hardsell cunny pandering isn't what chumbuds are looking for.

>>50520676
>>50523403
Unless you're complete and utter Hololive secondary, there must be a someone else that you also like. Gura was my oshi, but since their debut I had an eye for Ina as well. Once I realized Gura is never changing, it was very easy to migrate to Ina.
>Just as cute as Gura - feels like an actual anime girl
>Every week new schedule with streams almost every day
>When there's a break she immediately tells you when, how long and why.
And I'm like "Is this heaven?" After a month it feels like I should have always been a Takodachi.
If you don't really have anyone else that you already kinda like, then guess just wait for a new gen and start anew. It's not that hard, you already did it once.

>>50524392
>Will still keep watching Gura
oh boy, one stream or two streams in June, if even!

>>50524441
Yuko does decent numbers for a small corpo

>>50524519
this was me but instead for Fauna, and yes I know the whole "not your friend" bs schizos seethe at, but beside that she is the next best thing for me with Gura getting worse and worse.

>>50520676
come watcha da stream. rest of the week schedule is on her twitter. birthday party next week
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J99vIu4Uzm8

>>50524595
so what? Does it bother me that she only streams irregulary once in a while? No. Do i watch every single VOD or stream? No. Do i have great time when i watch her streams/VODs that cover games that i like? Do you think i have a constant smile on my face when she's peak entertainment? You bet.

>>50524879
oh, so your just a fakebud greyfag tourist, noted.

>>50524392
that shit was hilarious. just by playing it semi-seriously, she brought pippa's suburban american christian woman fear of the occult to a full schizo fever pitch.
idk much about her other content though.

>>50525594
as hilarious as it was i really want to see a part 2 of it where pippa actually does it. But yeh seeing her get freaked out by literally nothing was kino kek

You guys keep recommending loli /here/ tubers
Thats not what I fucking want
I dont care that gura is a loli
There's nobody that has her personality
Her uniqueness

>>50526031
if someone else had her "uniqueness" then it wouldn't be "uniqueness" now would it?

>>50520676
Have you heard of Filian? She can do backflips.

>>50526194
Exactly
I want someone that has their own girly uniqueness
Not just copies Gura's schtick but also is similar to Gura in personality and how they carry themselves. Gura has a certain grace to her streaming that no other EN can match.

>>50526194
I disagree. No one is 100% unique. Heck, statistically speaking there are at least 7 exact clones of all of us running around in the world right now. So, of one person is say, cracked at a specific comedy style that others may say it's unique, what they mean is it's exceedingly rare.

>>50523424
Wtf is this? Do /here/ vtuber really did this?

Whenever you find your new vtuber make sure shes streaming at least 5 times a week, choose better before getting attached

>>50526416
>Heck, statistically speaking there are at least 7 exact clones of all of us running around in the world right now

>>50526473
holy esl

>>50526376
Woudn't Fauna, Ina and Mumei fit your description? Kinda similar but with their own destinct flavor.

>>50526544
Deflecting to esl isnt an answer

>>50526683
Ina is too much of a weeb and content isn't similar at all
Mumei is good but is a little vanilla and has a hard time being interesting for long periods
Fauna has similar content but their personalities are very different

>>50526031
I've yet to find anything else. Tell me if you do. I went so far as to watching the oblivion streams of Nyanners or (god have mercy) watching the gothic streams of veibae.

>>50520676
no one could ever really replace Gura. I can move on to a different chuba, but the pain will always be there, I will always feel empty inside without her. It’s rare for me to get attached to people, but Gura was the exception.

>>50520676
IRyS or Aruru Rosario if you're into lolis.

>>50524519
Every time anons put up streaming activity as a selling point, I glaze over. I don't need a time sink. I have plenty of those. It's not in and of itself a selling point. I'd rather eat a shotgun than watch Kaela.
Also suggesting chuubas that can't sing. What? Are you LARPing as chumbuds?

>>50527027
The trick is to not get attached to online entertainers that reside beyond a barrier that you will never, ever breach in the first place.

>>50527094
>Aruru Rosario
sounds like a toddler.
>IRyS
Yeah somewhat valid. But at the same time not quite there yet.

>>50527027
Here's what made me made become a chumbud: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsXevNjXy4I

>>50527211
This isn't even a selling point, it's just normal for 90% of Hololive. If you have no issues with streaming frequency then you didn't need anyone to be sold to you in the first place, because that's Gura's big fault here and the reason people want to move on.
Also
>Ina
>Can't sing.
??????
Clueless chumbie who hasn't watched anyone else since 2020 detected.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=injd7gHrIGU&ab_channel=NinomaeIna%27nisCh.hololive-EN

>>50527211
gura can't sing anymore either dude

Phase has a lot of English talents each with their own unique traits that make them stand out. Several of them have some overlap with Gura's personality and traits. They even just debuted a blue loli who focuses on singing.

>>50520676
You are addicted to her just like a nigger get addicted to cocaine, it's all about endorphin and shit, look up in Google what you need to do if you were a drug addicted and do the same.

Everyone who takes this oshi business too seriously will have to do the same once she inevitably retires.

>>50522725
>endlessly egotistical
>does drugs, somehow gets caught outside with them like a nog
>hideously jealous
>rap KULTUR

>>50529011
Based schizophrenicGOD

>>50528441
I prefer idols over gamers personally

>>50528158
Just 2 streams per week is fine
Also some actual social activity too

>>50522610
He's a chumbud, he can't be trusted around small children

>>50524943
Well, yes. Those are the only fans who can tolerate Gura’s absences, the only ones she wants, and the only ones she deserves. Why are there anons that seethe at them when it’s the faggots that shit up this board with their complaints that are the real cancer?

>>50526839
> Ina is too much of a weeb
Anon, I sympathize with your plight, but do you realize now why we’re loath to give recommendations to chumbuds who want to jump ship? Gura’s too popular. There’s too many chumbuds, and all of them watch her for different reasons. Most chumbuds I’ve seen say she’s the only one who sticks to the “JP but in English” ethos, which practically screams “I don’t want to watch ironic weebs” to me.
It’s not your fault, really. Every fanbase is diverse and filled with people who have their own reasons for being into stuff. But it’s legitimately hard to figure out what any anon actually wants when they’re looking for a new vtuber, especially if their oshi was Gura.

>>50535932
I've watched every stream, send hundreds of messages in every one, bought every merch item, sent a boatload of superchats, liked every twitter and members post and made her laugh countless times
what did I get out of it? Nothing. She's abandoned me.
I am a broken man and I just want to be saved.

>>50520676
>You need a girl to save yourself.
Weak. Improve yourself

>>50536101
I don't like anime. When Ina starts talking about mecha or anime I tune out. Japan stuff is cool but anime is lame.

>>50530452
The biggest one in the corpo, Pippa, is known for not being into gaming and for her gaming streams being debuff content. Lia is definitely more famous for her deep dives where she just spergs out about the kind of weird shit former tumblrinas like (to some extent, that’s what Hime is known for too). Honestly, I’d say that even without Pippa, Phase is known for being a corpo where a lot of viewers aren’t that into gaming. Sure, Tenma is known for her games but I’d argue that a lot of her viewers just find watching an English speaking JP be a westaboo to be the real appeal.
…I mean, hell, I got into Phase through Lumi and I don’t actually give a shit about most of the games she plays.

>>50536194
Yeah, and I’m not judging you even though that’s very different from my preferences. All I’m saying is that based off what I’ve seen in this board, you’re an exception. And that sort of thing is going to happen with someone as popular as Gura. I mean, there’s an anon here who apparently doesn’t care about her singing.
If you’re OP, then the reason so many people recommended cunny chuubas is because a bunch of chumbuds are primarily there for the cunny first and then her personality second.
Anyway, godspeed anon. I wish you the best of luck, but I won’t lie and say it’s not going to be hard.

>>50520676
>Ado, an actual singer, streams more than Gura despite that isn't even her job and only do it for fun
Just accept that she hates her fanbase and move on

>>50520676
Become babiniku shark, save your fellow chumbuds.

>>50520676
With Gura streaming less, just returned to doing what I did before. Like been playing Darkest Dungeon lately. Stop living your life around vtubers. It's not healthy.

>>50536114
hahahahahahaha

>>50536446
>Watch her splatoon 3 stream
>She actually pretty funny and super dorky
>Also have soulful thumbnail
She could be a big streamer if she ever changing her career path.

>>50523603
So there's no difference between them then?

>>50520676
I came to your rescue.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnGgxrhotYs

>>50527607
is sounding like a toddler supposed to be a bad thing?

>>50523537
That's a good thing, just as long as the discord squad isn't omega annoying

>>50520676
lol

>>50527211
>I'd rather eat a shotgun than watch Kaela.
there's your issue anon, kaela is more like a podcast that you have on in the background than an actual stream you watch
the reason i like kaela is because no matter when you have free time, there's a solid chance she's live doing something even if it isn't terribly interesting

>unique
the only thing gura is "unique" at is being such a retard i almost want to believe brittney venti. Chat reflects the streamer.

>>50523540
Blacked enjoyer

Bump.

To this day I have no idea how you guys fall in love with streamers. It's really fucking odd. It's admittedly kinda funny to me, but I don't get how some of you get to this point. Your life ain't so sad that you need something like that in your life. No way it is.

>>50549187
I hated streamers until hololive and I viewed them nothing more as unique entertainment and I liked the music
holoEN was announced and I fucking despised it because I thought it would ruin everything
then they came around and they weren't that bad and I grew to like them a bit
but Gura was just that popular girl that I didn't care for much besides her singing
then she started opening up more at the end of 2020 and I fell hard for her despite everything and every day of my life has been Gura Gura Gura since then.
I can't escape her

>>50549187
Honestly, whenever I find a vtuber I could fall in love with (if I knew her irl), I just think, “Oh, right. Girls don’t act like this without the avatar because they have to deal with bullshit whenever they’re fleshtubers.” And I think about how to get a girl to open up to me enough to be based instead of the normalfag facade that everyone (but especially girls) are pressured to assume.
But no, I usually feel sorry for them if they’re single or shrug and go “lucky guy” if their rm has a boyfriend.

I have no sympathy for chumbuds after they shat up the board nonstop for the last 2 years. It's unsurprising their oshi hates them when they only use her for numberfagging and shitting on other vtubers.

>>50545490
>i almost want to believe brittney venti. Chat reflects the streamer.
This is the difference between Nijifans and Holofans. Virtue signaling; calling their own talents pedos, anti-Semitic, and pro-rapists. Why would any Holofan want to join that toxic environment?

>>50520676
Thanks OP.
Now i know which vtuberfans responsible for gura anti threads.
I will never watch your shitty 2views vtubers, retards.

>>50536456
>mods DD with giga-sex holo models
>doesn't lewd-mod enemies, background, UI
My man, go all the way. There's so much more tits and ass you can shove into Darkest Dungeon, it's a shame not to do it.

>>50549187
It's not that hard, I always had anime waifus, the only difference now is that instead of watching my waifu in her show I watch her on her stream.

There isn't. I tried watching other girls but none of them made me feel the way Gura does. Her speaking voice is so fucking perfect. No other girl can match it. It's the best feminine voice

>>50550131
Staying away from Lustiest Lair. Not that hard up. While there are lewder versions of the Myth talents, haven't seen one of Gura or Ame (with her dog)...thank goodness.

>>50526031
Chumkek you have to let go

I just want to know what the hell happened. She went from regular streaming to abruptly “taking a break” late last year, then she returns in February but really hasn’t been the same since.

>>50520676
No sympathy for bubbleboys.

>>50520676
Why do they need to be saved?
They are CHADs.

>>50522725
Reflect is better than Calli's entire discography

You know I'm right

>>50549187
By the way, if you're an animufag, do you have a waifu? Because despite me being into anime for 15-ish years, I've never had any and I kinda find having one incomprehensible. Same goes for vtubers. I have my favorite one, but I don't see myself ever falling in love with her to the point where she actively starts overtaking my mind.
Maybe oshis and waifus tend to hit the exact same notes in someone and you have to be a type compatible with it.

You can find girls with some of her qualities, you will never find a girl with all of her qualities. Give up.

>>50528158
Ina can't sing. Ame can't sing. Enough.

>>50554918
Congrats on being a normalfag

>>50523540
Blacked chuuba… do better anon. Blacked-chan skinwalks Gura from the way she talks and ramps up her degeneracy to get (Your) wallet. Now go buy an ad.

>>50523963
>There's a serious loss in translation somewhere if all you ever got from Gura is "cute and funny"
So...what else is there to Gura?
She sucked at games to the point she's quit any game she found too hard, her sense of humor was perpetually stuck in middle school, and she had 0 GFE or parasocial content. What did you possibly get from her besides "cute and funny?"

WAKE ME UP
(can't wake up)
WAKE ME UP
(can't wake up)

>>50558186
they are enamored with her personality, which at this point consists mainly of fucking off without even saying goodbye and hoping you will continue to pay her while she delivers nothing.

>>50558186
if you want a serious answer, you should ask the gura thread, since those people there are probably her biggest simps on the entire internet at this point

>>50526031
>There's nobody that has her personality
>Her uniqueness
Then you are lost unless you are willing to try something completely different.

>>50520676
Watch Pippa

I haven't watched Gura in over a year. Give 1views a chance, I wouldn't trade my literally who for even a Gura blowjob.

Oh hi.

>>50562619
That's just a stunt double who blew her throat out in an attempt to cover for the shork while she was MIA.

>>50554918
I have many waifus. I feel very different things for them than I do for vtubers. The only vtubers I ever considered to be waifus were the ones who made pre-recorded content and played a character.
With vtubers, it’s basically streamers but with an extra wall of separation. I’m just too normalfag to actually want to marry them or fuck them or whatever.
But if it’s a SEKKUSU model like Henya or Unou or whatever, I might jerk it to their model. But it’s always the ones who are somewhat decent at playing a character.

>>50520676
no one will save you. do it yourself

>>50522847
And the funniest part of this is that Gura has simply no fucking clue this faggot is lol
Thanks for the aka lol

>>50528418
kek

>>50551528
burnout but actually

>>50553472
Reflect is absolute fucking dogshit
Its so insanely bad
It doesnt even have the generic appeal of nothingburger lyrics and a nice beat its just shit start to finish

>>50523403
I've had people I cared about in my life die, you move on. You just keep going.

>>50555159
Prease anderstan, the chumbie lives eternally in 2021 where Country Roads took him - the only year when Gura was good.

>>50520676
Watch Phase

>>50520773
fpbp

>>50571321
no