/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>I love mommy.

>>50511799
I ALSO LOVE MOMMY

>simplings STILL damage controlling

>>50512004
nah. My therapist told me to show appreciation for the things that give me joy each day, so that's what i'm doing.

I know she doesn't even know I exist, but her streams help me get through the week. This is my way of saying thank you, even if I'm only doing it selfishly

>>50511799
I love mommy

I want to cuddle with mommy

>>50511799
she swallows

Mommy loves me too.

Might be waiting for someone
Might be there for us to squeeb
Might be in need of talking
Might be uuuuing directly at me
Inside plays a lullaby
Risu voice over sapling cries
On
The inside

>>50512566
pomf died
https://files.catbox.moe/iftzuy.ogg

Mommy my peepee feels weird

>>50512830
disgusting freak

I miss her so much...

>>50512929
MOMMY IT HURTS

>>50512100
Of course sapcucks go to therapy LOL

>Girlfriend Experience
People often say that GFE is the Peak of vtubing and to be honest... I must agree, wholeheartedly. Parasocial relationships are usually a one way street that lead to only a single side being exploited. But when GFE gets involved, both sides benefit. The streamer has become Parasocial for her paypigs, and the viewer has become Parasocial for his Oshi. Which leads to a healthy Parasocial exchange. So, what happens when she becomes too attached to her (You) and always makes sure her most dedicated of viewers, being (YOU), is being taken good care of? You get SAVED. Get GFE. GET Saved."

>>50513057
Yup, it's helping me become a healthy and productive adult by addressing past trauma. It's great!

I feel like Fauma is the only funny vtuber. Her and moom.

They have actual jokes and bits. Most other girls just laugh at stuff.

>>50512929
Harder mommy !

>>50514348
I think Kronii is funny in collabs, but otherwise I agree.

>>50513057
Most people who frequent this board should do so t.b.h.

>>50511799
Damn I want to fuck fauna and cum all over her green pubes.

>>50512004
>antis STILL dragging this nothing-burger on

>>50515928
cute

>>50511799
go away you parasocial fuck

Wife armpit posting

>Announcer1: "OH MY GOD I've never seen a move like that before, the Madison goes wild!"
>Announcer2: "What's he doing now? He just pulled out a microphone!"
>Underfauna clears his throat
>Underfauna: "Good evening, my name is Mark William Calaway and there's something important I'd like to talk about tonight..."
>pulls a bunch of papers from his trench coat
>Underfauna: "This is my essay 'The influence of violent media on children and adolescents'. Page one..."

Why hasn't mommy played wildfrost yet....
I'm getting worried.....

>>50520243
The Persefauna...

>>50520243
Underfauna my beloved...

>>50512004
>simpling
Yes.

>>50520243
>Haha haha listen kids is me Elmo and I'm here to tell you parasocial fucks that we were never friends that old fucker Mr noodle isn't my friend neither now that you know that let's go back to regular schedule MR NOODLES!

>>50513095
Based, GFE is indeed peak. However, I unironically don't think Fauna cares that way. Besides maybe Gura she is the one in EN keeping fans the furthest away from herself, she's simply good at putting on a nice personality for the duration of the stream. Which tbf is good enough, it's probably what ensures consistent illusion of care from her part.

>>50514348
Calliope has some good sarcasm and also ability for skits like in that one mini-concert, and Kiara's lack of filter lets her say some ridiculous stuff. Gura has pretty good comedic timing. It's true for the rest.

>>50523937
Mori like cast stones while living in a glass house herself. Did she really need to emphasize that she was playing outlast with "her friends" coincidentally a week after fauna nothing burger? She did it to own the unicorn again. Mori is just vile she thinks she's smart but she isn't.

>>50514722
Therapy sounds like a meme.
Oh here is obvious solution to the problem, that I knew anyway! Oh and here are the pills that will make you less human. Or is it really helpful? Not that I need one.

>>50524104
I doubt it's that deep honestly.
Just seems vile for no reason, but I guess counter point is that she is a woman. They can be unreasonably vile sometimes. Although men can be too, but with less snark about it..I think

>>50523937
I've rarely laughed with Mori or Kiara. It's fun to laugh at Mori, and she knows it. Kiara never really tries to be funny.
Kronii has a very good sense of humor but she clams up whenever anything that can be taken as offensive comes up. Mumei and Gura would probably be the next runner ups.
I do actually think in real life, the funniest holos to hang around with would be Fauna and Kronii. They're effortlessly funny, which probably means they're pretty fun to hang around with.

>>50524104
The mori "WITH FRIENDS" thing has been a meme for over a year at this point. She does it all the time but it had nothing to do with what Fauna said

>>50524644
>Kronii has a very good sense of humor
You saying this is funnier than anything Kronii has ever done or said

>>50523421
so you think she only values their fans for their wallets? Call me naïve, but I don't think someone who consistently appears to be so kind and caring could be so coldblooded and cruel

>>50511799
Love my honey!

>>50525516
Kronii is the Seinfeld to Mori and Kiara's Rick and Morty

>>50526152
you mean the beekeeping queen? Agreed if so

>>50525681
That's not what I meant. She probably wishes the best for her fans, but I don't think she's attached to us the way that GFE guy claimed. She's genuinely nice but she did basically confirm that she filters herself and tries to show pure distilled "niceness" on stream. Probably because she assumes that's what fans want, which is evidently true (besides would she have admitted that if she only wanted money?), and she may further assume that if she can be even nicer still then all the better for the fans. (personally speaking, maybe this is where she goes a bit too hard, because such "unnatural" niceness will easily make some of us idiots fall hopelessly in love)

>>50511799
Not your wife or girlfriend. Not even your friend.