/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

KEFFY IS GOD

I love my polka wife!

must be nice

BASED AND KEFFIYPILLED

>>5039898
Chumbuds don't look!

Man It sure isnt a good weekend for chumkeks

Concert is fucking awesome, that's all I have to say

MY FUCKING INTERNET FUCKING CUT OUT JUST AS POLKA 2.0 APPEARED ON SCREEN
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

berry berry berry good!

we're currently in a global civil war

>>5039898
My Oshi deserves better... I will never forgive cover

>>5039909
Agreed

>>5039907
I get an extra stream tomorrow, dunno what you’re taking about

>Fresh batch of exploitables ready to be made

>>5039898
Gura doesnt even try to have good tracking. She LITERALLY doesnt care about Hololive

I'm a deadbeat.

It's also fun seeing dramaniggers seethe.

polka's wide fucking mouth

>>5039941
Never forgive your oshi instead, when it comes to better rigging, if she wants it, she'll have to take it!

she SMUG

cute

>>5039992
but she already knew that

>>5039984
Home many dangos can she eat at once?

>>5039986
bet she could fit a lot of handkerchiefs in there

JESAS THOSE LIPS

is MaiR indie or with an agency?

>>5039886
Damn I love this Fennec

I kneel to Keffy.

For when you see a disgusting bait post

smug

https://twitter.com/7216_2nd/status/1404054162782916609
Matuli is getting close to master rank. A good week for her.

>wake up
Holy shit it actually worked, I know Amelia lurks these threads, glad all that samefagging was worth it, hopefully they start collabing more now, they need to know their collabs are great

JWU i need a quick recap of everything guys

What the hell, am I tripping or did Ame just move the E3 watch along from 7AM to 10AM?

Watch more streams,
Post less shitposts,
Here's one fucking hour of Eng-subbed Friend for you EOPs.
Ignore the rrats.
https://youtu.be/XbiHqY1kOUw

Pol!

>>5042882
>February
Are you saying the Valentine's stream was even close to the level of the two date streams
>whataboutism-ing Ame
Kek you transparent fuck

how are chumbuds the worst fanbase when we have deadbeats here?

Watching Polka show off her new Live2D by jumping into another last minute collab in Minecraft with her good friend Flare. The two of them are the first Hololive members to get a taste of the new Minecraft changes and they're having a great time exploring these lands.
While Miko's getting in some more survival reps as she wields her axe for tree cutting so she can make a good base to survive in 7 Days to Die and she doesn't want to get munched on by zombies once again.
While Roboco's running around with her fabulous bat and fabulous throwing daggers because it's time for another Dead By Daylight stream where she plays the fabulous Kpop Killer. It's actually really adorable how much she likes this killer just because he has a spiked bat as a weapon.
While Suisei's got packages in hands and she's not at all up for delivery, going door to door to deliver packages to human beings who scare the hell out of her.
While in a couple of minutes, Marine's going to take on another DLC of Resident Evil 7. This time she's playing the part where you must survive Lucas' deadly game of 21, let's see if Marine will be able to handle all of pain and suffering you receive from losing a hand.
While in a couple of minutes, Nenenenenenechi is going to be super ultra hyper cute today as she blesses her husbands with a simple zatsu, probably going to talk all about her Live 3D concert she had yesterday among other topics.
While in a couple of minutes, I hope you're ready for even more Korone endurance because she's still got Big the Cat to play in Sonic Adventure. 5 hours of Big fishing, let's GOOOOOOOO!
While in a couple of minutes, Rikka's picking up his guitar for another one of his absolutely spectacular guitar karaokes. As always, if you've never listened in to one of these, I highly suggest you try it once, Rikka's talent for singing while guitar playing is truly breathtaking.
So friends, where we at?

Chumbuds are the most entitled fanbase of hololive.

>>5039982
based

Ahem.
5%.
Thank you for your attention.

>>5042941
She was always going to move it to when it actually aired.

So why is there so many Pioneers there anyway?

>>5039982
Same.

>>5042935
polka cute
that's the only thing that matters

>>5042882
Anon, look at the Valentines stream. It’s called a party. Not a date, a party. It had one tiny skit, and the rest was a boring zatsudan. Nobody with a spine defends that stream in hindsight

Mori finally confirmed she'd be playing Strive. I'm pretty hyped for that.

>Gura: I want to watch it with Ame but I don't want to impose because I'm shy
>Chumbuds: Just ask.
>Amelia: What's this? Collab "beggars"? Time to punish them hehehaha.
Seriously, fuck Amelia.

>>5042953
>Are you saying the Valentine's stream was even close to the level of the two date streams
Until recently, deadbeats were convinced the Valentine's stream was good. Good luck convincing them that it was anything other than yet another boring zatsudan, one that she almost didn't even do.

>>5042954
They are active at different times I think

>>5042935
>quick recap
Polka cute

>>5042965
she's back, baby

>>5042965
>gure hate
>kiara bad

>>5042955
>While in a couple of minutes, Marine's going to take on another DLC of Resident Evil 7. This time she's playing the part where you must survive Lucas' deadly game of 21, let's see if Marine will be able to handle all of pain and suffering you receive from losing a hand.
Ooohh I didn't know this one.
Good one Ayamefriend. Right here.

>>5042955
Preparing for some Sonic Adventure kino while waiting for the E3 watchalong Ayamefriend!

>>5042973
Careful, you'll rile up the SEA avatarfag.

It's almost big cat time.

>>5042955
Gonna put Korone on while
I finish drawing the last sex position friend!

>>5042980
>deadbeats were convinced the Valentine's stream was good
Uh, no? I shat on it pretty hard at the time.

>>5042965
That reminds me to demand my rent from Mori

>>5042965
>Kiara bad
>Gura hate

>>5042965
>ame mori Kiara
I love this trinity!

>>5042935
We got some Mooner karaoke kino

*hits pipe*
Ahem
Is being a deadbeat the ultimate cuckoldry?

I cannot think or comprehend of anythin more cucked than being a deadbeat. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, supporting and rearing a girl from debut only for her to be ravaged by her new boyfriend. All the hard work you put into your chuuba- sendin her superchat, celebrating subscriber milestones with her, calling her かわいい, 草ing her antics. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.
Supported the perfect chuuba. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way her character developed, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you supported her.
As a man who has donated to Mori, you are LITERALLY dedicating your hard earned money simply to support a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.

>>5042976
Hope you have a PS5, because she’s not gonna bother buying it on PC.

Suiyan...

>>5042935
Ame Coco Meme review was a bitdecent, Coco was corrupting Ame more
Mori also was watching while playing Shadowverse
Gura seems to be a guest in Ame's e3 watchalong
Moona did an amazing 50 song Karaoke
Also Polka has new L2D and she is very Cute

>>5042935
New anime episode
Hololive will do ED for anticipated anime
AZKi's x MeiR concert
https://youtu.be/_qqd8XuHnUA?t=5658
Shion isn't graduating yet

You guys gonna get your snacks ready for the watchalong and the schizos trying to force a meltdown in the thread again?

>>5043010
but that man is me

>>5042978
nyooo~ don't fuck me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyfJw1B2wdM
Yakuza in 30

>>5043001
big cat

>>5043008
The BOOBA trinity

>>5042965
>stream gura hate
You can't say that Kiara!

Despite being timelooped Ame is only on the same level as Kiara. And Mori managed to outdo Kiara for once, the thread was really in meltdown mode over the GFE, huh.

>Chumbuds causing unnecessary drama based on out of context quotes
>Deadbeats causing unnecessary drama bsed on out of context quotes
THEY ARE

>>5042980
Deadbeats are the most divided fanbase. I could've sworn I've only seen deadbeats shit on the Valentine's stream

>>5042965
>please deadbeats

>>5042965
STREAM MORI STREAMS

>>5042998
I already did earlier by posting the shrines (including his) on /morig/

>>5043018
>ready
4 more hours, anon

>>5043018
I won't watch, not even joking, even more considering my oshi won't be there

>>5043016
>>5042935
Oh I forgot Suisei announced A Mori x Suisei song collab

>>5042955
Right here Ayame-friend.
>let's see if Marine will be able to handle all of pain and suffering you receive from losing a hand.
Do you even lose a hand in the jp version?

What happened to shion?

So is this resource server using the darapack?
Do they have another server for lush caves stuff?

>>5043018
I would've liked if it was solo Ame because she interacts with chat a lot in zatsudan streams, but this will be fun as well
snackies ready

>>5043033
fucking idiots

>>5042935
https://twitter.com/suisei_hosimati/status/1404001917622050819

>>5043033
DEADBEATS

>>5043019
No deadbeat, you're her friend! Well, not even that.

>>5043011
>fighting games
>on the PC

>>5042978
Sir, the pasta you're serving is cold. Almost stale.

>>5042978
>Wake up
>You schizos are still at this
I'm almost impressed you're wasting this much time seething over Ame calling fags out for being fags. Maybe go outside or something for a bit though

>>5042978
Anyway here’s cunny

Looking forward to seeing my oshi Todd later

>>5043044
nobody is forcing you to do anything. shut the fuck up if you're not watching.

>>5043047
You actually don't. I think all that happens is finger breaking.

>>5043049
her throat couldn't take it

>>5042980
I unironically thing the SEAnigger was the only one defending it. That fag really loves derailing threads

>it's another Ame or Mori altered something about their schedules/content and people are flipping their shit
Why can't you guys just love your oshi?

>>5043033
Explain exactly what's out of context about this https://streamable.com/wyu6tf.. It's the entire superchat followed by the entire response.

>>5042965
>hitler gaming

>>5043034
Mori's gap moe is reflected in gaps between her fanbase

>>5043026
Cat with the weight of the world.

>>5042978
Bet she didn't even watch the bit where chat suggested Gura ask Ame
You know that clip where Gura makes fun of clip watchers and people who just hear about something and don't even watch it?
Yeah that's Ame

Comprehensive list of all holos who have not reacted to Coco's graduation/talked about it:

Nakiri, Ayame


Thank you for reading my list.

>>5042965
>ayamefriend graduating
Not like this...

>>5043072
Make me fag, I can post whatever the fuck I want. I'm not shitting on anyone so lick my balls

>>5043041
4 hours to get to the store to get those snacks!

>>5042978

>>5043040
That guy sure takes a lot of pride in an idea that, in hindsight, wound up being a complete fucking joke and for the EN least deserving of that affection.

>>5043034
I've been told that nobody hates deadbeats more than deadbeats, so this is just par for the course.

https://streamable.com/35zj7p
Remember what they took from you

>>5043071
You better release that TES 6 todd

>>5042965
>coco shion date
ONEGAI

Why's everyone talking about Keffiy?

>>5043094
Why are tatsunokos like this.

>>5043061
if that's how you cope, deadbeat

>>5042960
Feels good being 95%

>>5042965
I hate Mori timeloops so much

>>5043116
shut up egg

>>5043111
This was embarrassing and she hated every single second of it. Not when she was making bank off of it though, just after the fact.

>>5042935
>deadbeats
>chumbuds
>teamates
And that's about it

>>5043033
ANNOYING

>>5043116
He made a new live2D for Polka.

>>5043081
Shut the fuck up deadbeat

*Bait about how Calli is a tour cumdump for her J-rap friends and that's why she stopped date streams*
I can't believe cuckbeats still support her

>>5043063
What do you not have a fightstick or something? Scared a Korean is gonna fix your game before the devs block it because consoles got cucked?

>>5043116
Polka

>>5043031
Do people still use this reddit forced meme here?

>>5043088
Her gap moe is the gap between her initial karaoke schedule and the day it actually happens

>>5043081
Nothing. It's just deadbeats coping. I wish they'd keep that shit in their split though

I hope the day after the opening of Usaken's Summer Festival. Aqua finally restarts Aquakin with a grand project announcement(she was actually gonna have a big Aquakin day, but it was cancelled when her first depression arc started). For a while Aqua was ahead. But now Pekora has really taken the lead.

Some old married(to me) dude is singing!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgEr3QJF1Ug

I wonder if Ame not calling in for Gura's birthday is what it will take to cause a Gurame schizo mass genocide.

>>5043133
This is the worst part. It feels really scummy, honestly.

>>5043016
>”You bitch!”
It was great I’m glad Ame was able to at least keep up a little bit. Coco said Japanese was a limiter On her behavior I thought she was exaggerating, you could tell she held back a bit for Mori but a full English stream and her graduation coming up she gives no fucks

>>5040054
Somewhere in between. She's got a corporate team working with/for her, ALIVE MUSIX, but they're also only for her. She's pretty great and puts out some high effort stuff, her solo live to announce rebranding from Mea to MaiR was worth a watch if you haven't seen it. Put most of Cover's stuff to shame despite them being fucking nobody in comparison. https://youtu.be/E7Tph-9VeL8

>>5043133
>she hated every single second of it
Nah.

>>5043111
Damn...

>>5042935
hololive streams happened

>e3 watchalong in 1:00AM
fuck our timezone, flipbros...

>>5043145
Have fun not having a system for Evo or any other major tournament PCkeks.

>>5043142
Step up your game. It needs to be bait about how she's a cumdump for her Trash Talk pals

>>5043140
>>5043148
Oh fuck yes. Time to check archives.

>>5043165
I fucking hate rikkaroids or whatever they are called

>>5043180
SEAbros...

>>5043174
Then why is it embarassing now?

Just a few more minutes!

Rate the Schedule

>>5043186
why?

>>5043169
You’re more delusional than them if you think she’s not going to call into her friend and genmate’s birthday stream because of something that is literally only being talked about here

look at how cute she is

>>5043174
Cope. Mori thought it was embarrassing and cringe so she cut it off. I hope she privates those streams next. They don't reflect her standards anymore.

>>5043063
Strive's launch playerbase on PC's already surpassed SF5 and Tekken 7's peak PC concurrent player counts. Hopefully having good netcode will keep people around for the long haul.

>>5043164
Hopefully she'll do it shortly after the ender dragon is killed on the EN server
Because Gura already wants to join Akukin and it's a really good opportunity to poach her as soon as she enters the server

EN2 better be sleeveless so I can admire their armpits

>Ayamefriend tries hard to repair Ayame's reputation
>can't overcome the fact that his oshi is just a bitch as recently proven by her not even saying anything about Coco leaving
I kinda feel for him. He's like Sisyphus. It's just an impossible task when the girl herself makes it this hard for you

>>5043079
Teamates give no shit about collab beggars though.

Reminder if you're not doing your stream reps, do your Jp clip reps at least.
Remember, your oshi wants you to have fun, not shitposting and getting angry.

I CAN'T BELIEVE AME TREATED MORI LIKE SHIT
MEANWHILE GURA DROPPED HER DATE STREAMS
anyways when is ina's nyakuza 7 stream?

I love Reine!!!!

>>5043112
You won't be getting gameplay. But don't worry, you can do anything in the game. It's the biggest Elder Scrolls we've ever made. Make sure to pre-order 3 copies

>>5043180
Between this, HoloFightZ last night / this morning, and HFZDark last Friday at 1:30am, I have been not getting any sleep flipbros...

>>5043169
Gura won't have a call in because she does not do collabs

>>5043201
Their oshi is married. I just dislike the cuck aspect

>>5043111
PLEASE GOD, KIARA GO BACK TO JAPAN!
I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND HOW IMPORTANT THE GIRLIFICATION TREATMENTS WERE!
PLEASE PAMPER MY BOI!
MAKE HER WEAR PRETTY DRESSES AND GET HER HAIR DONE!
FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, SMUGGLE YOURSELF IN WITH THE CHINESE IMMIGRANTS IF YOU NEED TO, JUST GO BACK TO JAPAN!

>>5043204
cute widow

>>5043111
But the question is who are "they"?

>>5043205
Wow really high bars you've set there. haha...

>>5043215
shuffle-chama?!

I love this cute chicken!

>>5043207
Gura and Aqua could never talk to each other.
It might work out because they can pretend they don't communicate because of the language barrier instead of because of their autism.

>>5043220
>"See that mountain? You can climb it."
>You can actually climb it
What went so right?

>>5043160
More like her gap moe is the gap between her 2nd and 3rd date streams, because i only see one.

>>5043180
weak, imagine a flip takodachi hahaha.. haha.. ha..
im dying of sleep deprivation bros...

>>5043239
The highest I've ever put the bars!

>>5043214
Based JP enjoyer

>>5043195
her eceleb friends told her it was embarassing

>>5043215
Bizarro Anon you're in the wrong timeline

>>5043164
I really doubt that, Usaken Natsumatsuri is specifically happening now to be before Coco's graduation

>>5043215
I want to jump to your timeline

>>5043215
kiar… kiar…kiar…

remember when Polka made an update about feeling embarrassed and weird about doing member ASMRs since she didn't do them in a while
I also don't, Omaruza just shrugged and continued to love their clussy
some Deadbeats are the worst

Anusmae Ina'nus

Live now

>Miko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQpPqKQbki4
>Korone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlYxSlx0EfM
>Nene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBZy6AKCf6I
>Miko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQpPqKQbki4
>Marine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWIvUKeqFWc
>Okayu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Z49AmY4Ng0
>Polka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljUUG0zpYj8
>Flare
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdeKPpHKLKw
>Roboco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lV1zKMHxTNo
>Suisei
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ITFYAcaTqg

In less than an hour

>Kiara
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyfJw1B2wdM
>Kanata
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSNeUh5iVc0
>Aqua
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVRaAMVfn-c
>Coco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cv1CwIkGxQ

In 2 hours

>Matsuri
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWefP1vdIc4

>Miko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQpPqKQbki4

>>5043133
>she hated every single second of it
t. Mori

>>5043257
Oh, I see. I guess they're more important than her fans.

>>5043079
Ame isn't my oshi
Also it's because it's petty as shit and an overreaction to what happened.

>>5043195
Don't ask me. Something must have happened between April and now.

>>5043198
Not nearly enough chicken

>>5043234
((Garnt))

>>5043265
no one remembers your quiet, boring """artist""" girl.
she'll never be a real orange holo.

>>5043215
It's all good, Kiara's new EP dropped and it's got some killer synth-pop style tracks on it

>>5043266
Poika isn't a mercurial flake only doing it for the superchats.

Korone is currently playing as Big the fucking Cat in Sonic Adventure if you want to tune into fishing shenanigans.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlYxSlx0EfM

>>5042965
>imagine graduation hololive-en

Peering in my crystal ball:
Mori continues to have highs and lows but always trending further and further from any sort of intimacy with her fanbase.
Drops passive aggressive comments in streams about how management is keeping her from streaming with her "friends"
Starts bickering with members in T2/T3 streams, they don't understand what's going on behind the scenes
Endless timeloops and deadbeat civil wars as factions form and splinter. Boards near unusable as schizos and shitposters start making splits continuously
But good news, Coronoa restrictions finally lifted
Girls all come together in a huge rented house
Stay up all night talking, playing games, harassing terrified Uber delivery people
Go sightseeing, hit the hot springs, go shopping
Offcollabs with JP and ID
3d debut, group concert
2 weeks of nonstop God tier content and collabs
Unarchived group Karaoke
Gura and Ame get tipsy, lose a bet and have to make out on stream, Kiara cheers, Ina just laughs her ass off
Mori is energized, is suddenly super affectionate with chat, talks about how maybe she can do one more date to commemorate the occasion
Night before the girls leave, she does a sleep ASMR where she gets teary, confides in deadbeats that she is going to miss everyone and doesn't know if it will ever be like this again, so they have enjoy the moment. Deadbeats get teary eyed too
She goes to the airport with them and everyone gets hugs, promises to chat as soon as they land
Goes back to her house, drinks wine alone
Checks her phone, goodbye messages from all the girls, with lots of cute emojis
What's this? 5 unread messages, she was so busy she didn't even notice
Syd: hey, you up for drinks tonight? The boys are taking us out!

She looks at it a long time, thinks back to the weeks before and the plane crossing the horizon as she watches from the back of a Taxi. And she types a reply....

>>5043292
You keep saying Trash Taste, but don't they like this kind of thing? (well, except for C*nnor)

Why did Ameila lie?

Why DID she BREAK our Promise.

>>5043252
Takoflip... You're body can't take it...

>>5043180
i'll take it this once. Going to be sleepy at work though.

>>5043180
Can't even catch holofightz and Kiara streams anymore, it sucks man

>>5043304
>Big the fucking Cat

>>5043309
>Drops passive aggressive comments in streams about how management is keeping her from streaming with her "friends"
This one almost already happened, or did everyone just memory hole when she wouldn't shut the fuck up about butting heads with management to force certain collabs?

>>5043248
With where Aqua is at right now with her reps unless she forgets it'll pretty much be "HEY MOONA" 2.0

>>5043277
She is just very insecure person and doesn't see how shitty her friends are.

>>5043309
>Gura and Ame get tipsy, lose a bet and have to make out on stream
based, I want them do the HSKW

How's okayu doing her stream and on korone at the same time?

>>5043299
kiara's music is getting better, however she's still far from being "anime girl daft punk".

>>5043198
Watch Only Me isn't just for streams, bitch

>>5043277
I dont know if you thought this would be a controversial statement or something. Your fans arent your friends, its business.

>>5043283
>teamates just want a comfy stream where they can talk shit about E3 with their oshi
>collab beggers ruin that
Remember what you took from us.

>>5043217
Me too!!!

>>5043215
I really like gura's second EP "Blue". I really missed her solo stream, she collab with JP too much these days...

>>5043340
>Your fans arent your friends, its business
Nice "idol" you have there. Maybe Nijisanji is more your speed.

>>5043309
Please be real. Mio-sha please lend this one your power.

>>5043315
I'll listen to the asmr after suzy finishes her stream but these fatcats are appreciated

>>5043344
More important teamate and investigator here.
I love Gura and I want as many Gurame collabs as possible, so this is great.

>>5043135
so basically takos falseflagging as every fanbase?

FOUR HOURS OF BIG THE CAT FISHING.

>>5043220
Looking forward to you singing on stage Todd!

>>5043340
I only watch my oshi in hopes that one day I become her friend. Then hopefully more than that.

>>5043354
Idolfags are mentally ill

>>5043274
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJws-D71YpI
Please do not forget my oshi next time, 35p. Or else.

>>5043340
I hope those friends put a roof over her head then. And bought her a new rig. And put money in her pocket so she could afford those trackmakers she wants to get for her projects. And made her famous enough to convince her "friends" to get back into contact with her. Oh, wait, that last one's a paradox...

kiara

>the absolute state of this thread
It's time.
https://streamable.com/ntp4ps

Time for my ears to be blessed by Korone's cute giggling at everything that happens in Sonic

>>5043365
I'm just watching Maririn man, leave alone

>>5043344
She could let Gura down gently instead of making it a crusade against chumbuds and gurame at the expense of teamates like you

>>5043364
They can do it in other actually planned collabs, thank you very much.

>>5042955
Right here, cutie!

ITT: people who by their own admission don't watch Mori making more and more scenarios of what's going on for her both on-stream and IRL

>>5043340
>Your fans arent your friends, its business.
While this is correct for most holos it's still not smart to treat them like customers. People are watching for the kayfabe too.

>>5043397
No thanks, I welcome them doing it whenever possible.
In fact, all streams should be both of them together.

>>5043287
>>5043339
But I like so many different girls, how am I suppose to be a monogamous masturbator?

>>5043344
I don't care about Gura. They are really cute together.

>>5043378
So do deadbeats just hate every other person in Hololive or what?

>>5043344
you do realized there is massive overlap between Ame and Gura fanbase, right? basically Ame member also membered to Gura

>>5043385
love!

>>5043220
I will believe everything he said on stage

>>5043378
They also make up 80+% of the company's fanbase and almost all the income for Hololive. Maybe Hololive isn't for you. You're free to leave and look for other vtubers.

>>5043215
mori is too safe, she's really boring.
no wonder she gets the short end of the stick

>>5043378
why are you watching an idol company?

>>5043391
No, they'll just have a perfectly normal collab after a few minutes of shittalking chumbabies. I want gura out of it entirely. Fuck you collab beggars. Ame isn't a fucking therapist for your shark's autism.

「Urgent Announcement」 Roboco is cute

>>5043309
the HoloEN BnB WILL happen and it WILL be amazing
just two weeks of nonstop kino on and off streams, disney visits, sleepovers and senpai visits

god i can't fucking wait

>>5043381
it's not on the catalog anon, how am I supposed to know? unless she just posted it. if I missed it then my bad.

>>5043436
I don't believe you

>>5043344
There's a word she could've said to Gura if she really wanted to do it solo
Ah.. What was it?
Hmmmm... Oh yeah! It was
No

>>5043198
*schedule subject to change

>>5043404
MOUSE NO
YOUR BODY LITERALLY CAN'T TAKE IT

>>5043435
No one cares about what 1 schizo on /vt/ wants.

>>5043378
Why are you here

>>5043385
I cant believe i actually miss that dumb orange bitch

>>5043360

>>5043180
My sleep schedule has been fucked for about 2 months now. Great for catching Kiara, Ina, and HoloFightZ, but I always end up sleeping through Ame, Gura, and some JPs

>>5043435
I'm not one of the beggars. Like I said Ame could've turned down the collab. Now instead of that, Ame will collabwith Gura at the expense of teamates like you.

>>5043435
I know the truth is harsh that teamates and chumbuds have a lot of overlap but you should calm down my guy

>>5043448
he's a bag of bones anon, i dipped him in 90% alcohol to make sure that he won't have any bacteria

>>5043443
>all of chumbuds breathing down her neck to do it
>Doesn't want to disappoint gura too
>What is peer pressure

>>5043411
have you seen her chats during stream? theyre the vshojo crowd through and through

>>5043442
I tell no lies.

>>5043411
Took you long enough to realize.
People told you deadbeats are mostly people who don't know anything about Hololive and who don't care about that whole idol stuff at all over half a year ago. It was never a meme.

>>5043411
>>5043427
>>5043434
>>5043457
Can't terraform the hobby if they aren't first trying to drive the old guard out.

>>5043437
I think it's a weird case of Reine privating a stream slot before it began because she had to cancel it, and then unprivating and changing the start time two days later, instead of just deleting the stream and making a new one.

thoughts soon

I don't give a shit about what teamates want. All I wanted was an E3 watchalong with Gura but she'd never do it alone because she doesn't want to steal "Ame's thing", so the only option was to have her watch with Ame. I just want more Gura, fuck Gurame schizos and fuck lonely goslings.

>>5043436
I see no substantial evidence that supports this claim.

>>5043486
>People told you deadbeats are mostly people who don't know anything about Hololive and who don't care about that whole idol stuff at all over half a year ago.
I thought that was chumbuds

>>5043198
Wait, people jack it to kiara? I remember a couple of weeks ago seeing that barely anyone does it she's my oshi but I don't do it, makes it awkward with the amount of interaction I have with her

>>5043116
hes pretty based thats what

>>5043310
>G*gguk collab happens
>comments hating G*gguk
>G*gguk and fr*ends tell M*ri that her f*ns are insane and that she should stop the parasocial relationship thing because it’s “creepy” and “dangerous”

>>5043475
Phew. Carry on then deadbeat.

>>5043486
But I'm a long time Holofan...
Well, to be fair, I'm not a deadbeat anymore.

>>5043472
>>5043435
good that you reversed your strategy

>>5043198
>break days
ngmi

>>5043472
Point is there's a reason why Holos ask people to butt out of begging for collabs. You're greatly altering shit that they have no plan for.

>>5043476
Oh fuck off it wasn't that bad
If it was there would be constant Gurame collabs so as not to upset chumbuds

>>5043434
>>5043457
To rescue these girls from the patriarchal idol company thats oppressing them

>>5043476
>all of chumbuds
if you really think anything would’ve happened you’re silly. Most chumbuds didn’t expect her to ask in the first place.

Chimkin in less than 15 minutes.

>>5043496
This but seriously.
I just want more of my oshi and her wife.

>>5043493
bean thoughts

Uhhhh Deadbeats?

>>5043503
But the Gigguk collab happened AFTER that. This whole shit dates back to February.

>>5043215
Two hours, in the meantime wait for KIara's Quake stream!

>>5043519
Trying too hard there buddy

>>5043503
w*y d* y*u t*pe l**e th*s?
trigger warning: are you a female?

>>5043493
Soon, but not now.

>>5043496
Fuck your stupid shark's autism then. Maybe you should have asked her at the start instead of peer pressuring two chuubas at the last minute.

>>5043476
No chumbuds breathed down Ame's neck. Those are obviously fans of both of them. Same group of people told Gura to stop being so shy. No one harrassed anyone

>>5043486
Even normalfag deadbeats want her to be an idol so i'm not sure where you thought you were going with this.

>>5043513
>greatly altering
>another person hopping into discord with them
>that's it
damn
More gens need to be like gen 5 where they just randomly hop into each others streams and games

>>5043340
That’s how chink vtubers (and some nijis) treat their fans.

>teamates just want a comfy stream where they can talk shit about E3 with their oshi
>collab beggers ruin that
Remember what you took from us. There is Reason why your kind is looked down upon

Why is there a fishing mini-game in a Sonic game? Also is Big the Cat stages JUST fishing? Do you not run around and complete the stage or something?

>>5043500
>she's my oshi but I don't do it

>>5043493
Owl thoughts.

God I'm only remembering just how much Big's fishing sucked major ass and this just pretty much solidifies that thought

>>5043529
shhhh, the timeline doesn't need to make sense to support the narrative
the narrative lives and grows through nonsense since what doesn't obey logic cannot be destroyed by it

ROBOCO USE YOUR FUCKING KNIVES YOU'RE USING HUNTRESS-LITE AND WERE LOOPING AROUND LOW COVER

>>5043512
you gotta build it up a bit to cum harder next time

>>5043493
B E A N S

>>5043496
>I just want more Gura
I'll laugh if she doesn't stream tonight because she did the E3 stream instead. Could have had hours of shark to yourself, but instead you went for 90 mins sharing her with Ame and Todd.

>>5043443
There's someone she could've asked if she really wanted to collab with Ame.
Ah.. Who was it?
Hmmmm... Oh yeah! She's called
JENma.

>>5043541
What planet do you live on?
Look at the comments on some of her recent videos. 99% of deadbeats want her to be able to get a boyfriend and to stream with TT/Vshojo every single week.

>>5043500
The threads weren't filled with SEEEEX during her outfit reveal for nothing, anon.

>>5043541
>Even normalfag deadbeats want her to be an idol
Normalfag deadbeats were telling her in chat during a recent stream that they didn't think she fit the idol mold.

It's cold and my tummy hurts...

>>5039936
j*u, elaborate.

>>5043548
>why is there a fishing minigame in a Japanese game?

And yes, Bigs levels are like 90% fishing if I remember right.

>>5043489
I know. It's disgustingly transparent that they're just another one of those hordes of people who cut through swaths of hobbies and media, forcing it to be palatable to them, and then leaving for the next new thing.
Not all deadbeats of course but these one in particular.

>>5043540
>no chumbuds
>literally half a day of autism of "AME IS SUCH A BAD FRIEND"

>>5043499
I think the difference between those two is that chumbuds care only about Gura and nothing else, whereas deadbeats care(?) only about Mori and are actively trying to go against the idol stuff.

>>5043557
Nah, I just don't think it's those Trash Taste people. Must be someone else. Tophat... have you noticed how he became her personal mixer right around that period?

>>5043548
Mostly just the fishing.
SEGA was on some shit back then.

>>5043477
>the sheer irony of this statement after last night's meme review

>>5043548
Big's story and stage list is short. His game style is experimental.

>>5043548
Welcome to Sonic Adventure. Yes, all of his stages are stages where you have to fish for Froggy. That's it.

>>5043545
>teamates and chumbuds are 100% separate fanbases and also both hate the other’s oshi
These statements are obviously true!

>>5043088
>be the most divisive and controversial holomem just so that a part of your character works as a pun
What did I tell you, SHE DOES CARE!

>>5043499
Kind of but different. The tourists/greys in Gura's chat don't encourage the stuff Mori is pulling. They are similar but not as destructive and slightly younger on average maybe, i.e not a problem, just annoying.

>>5043493
thoughts of violence

>>5043574
What I was referring to was post outfit reveal, a good chunk said they were just shitposting about it

>>5043548
Basically Sega wanted Sonic Adventure to be THE killer app for the Dreamcast so they poured shitloads of money into having all these different game "modes"
And yes all of them are fishing
Just you wait until later on though you will fucking shit yourself at disbelief at what they try to have you do

>>5043582
It was bound to happen.
The falling apart of the Chumbud alliance.. the beginning of the great Chumbud vs. Teamate war on /hlgg/.. it was all part of the prophecy...
Yes, if you think about it.. it was a volcano ready to erupt. Chumbuds and Teamates forged the Chummate alliance for one reason:
>mutual interest
They didn't like each other. They didn't hate each other, either. But by banding the two biggest fanbases on /hlgg/, they could form a powerful military cohort that no other fanbase could match.
And with that, the chummate alliance reluctantly upheld the banner of unity together. They defended the thread against discordniggers, cgl cabal, cowtrannies, redditors, tourists, vpols, vfags, qafags, barricudas, dogfuckers..

But everything good has to come to an end. For you see, there was a big conflict of interest, a monumental one, in the chummate camp.
Chumbuds are Guramefags. They want their oshi, their flagship, their captain, to fuck the flagship of the Teamates, Amelia Watson. However..
Teamates are goslings. They hate /u/shit, and they want their captain and flagship for themselves.

So you see? War is never this simple.. no. It was a difference in mantra, in belief, in thought, and with that, the rift got bigger and bigger.. before it severed the two.
And now.. we see it beginning. The great chumbud vs teamate war of /hlgg/.. in the /vt/ era.. there has never been a bigger conflict than this.

Teamates have the numbers advantage -- with the largest army on the board. But Chumbuds have the technological prowess - with the most devoted schizo technicians available.
It'll be interseting to see how this conflict unfolds in the coming days, weeks, or even months. Which side will the other major factions align themselves with?
Will we see the great dork alliance (Chumbuds, deadbeats) vs. the Nouveau Trinity (Teamates, Takodachis, KFP).. or something else?

>>5043404
But i do watch Mori and i am genuinely worried about those "friends" of hers. Even if we don't count TT crew her rapper friends don't sound like any better.

>>5043583
imagine trying to bully deadbeats out of the thread only to end up terrified they'll end up bullying you out of the hobby

>>5043533
No i was censoring G*gguk and was going to censor C*nnor, but i found it funnier to make it “and fri*nds” and censor everyone’s names

>>5043595
I can’t believe Tophat is forcing Mori to become his personal 2hu!

>>5043094
Gura did? What did she say?

>>5043595
you saying she got a boyfriend and he told her to stop being close with her viewers?

>>5043609
>the most divisive and controversial holomem
Isn't that Coco?

>>5043496
>fuck lonely goslings
Goslings aren't even close to as bad as shipniggers, they just show their love for their oshi, we've went through this already

>>5043589
Yeah falseflagging schizos in this shithole is the same as breathing down Ame’s neck you tard.

>>5043513
>Hey Ammmme I was kind of hoping I could watch e3 with you huahaha... my chat said I should ask if I wanted to...
>NOOOO MY SCHEDULE

Either those cars are tiny or Big the Cat is one BIG BITCH.

>>5043617
uhh based? fun read

>>5043632
i d*n''t c*re, pl**se be in l*nd*n

>>5042943
jesas I kneel I love long clips

>Teamates are goslings. They hate /u/shit
That's weird. I'm a Gosling and I love Gurame. It's not like I'll ever truly get Ame for myself. Her getting with Gura is by far the 2nd best thing that could happen.

>The schizo is apparently a teamate now
You can't make this shit up

>>5043636
It's plausible. And it would explain everything.

>>5043650
I want to make Mio my bitch.

>>5043575
And even more told her that she absolutely was an idol. I guess you could make the argument that those were deadbeats from here but then you would have to admit that >we have a large deadbeat presence in this thread.

>>5043572
Why would she go through Jenma when she can just talk to Ame you weirdo

>>5043626
said friends helped her grow and establish herself as a musician for years and they're a big part behind you even get to experience Mori today
I think you place way too much stress on random funny anecdotes and it turns you into a concernfag and unwitting pawn of concern trolls

God, I love goslniggers getting btfo by their waifu replacements

>>5043545
I just wanted my comfy Ame and Todd collab

I'm getting motion sickness from all this looping

>>5043472
Why would Ame turn down a collab when she accepts a total robotic stranger speaking a gibberish language?
She hates collab beggars, not Gura.

>>5043627
Normalfags always get their way in turning a niche hobby into a pile of shit. Comic books, video games, D&D, anything based out of Japan might as well be their mortal enemy.

>>5043557
She's been friends with TT guys for a while now, the "narrative" doesn't rely on the shadowverse Collab coming first you schizo.

>>5043529
Before that collab she talked about it on her outfit stream, she didn’t flat out shut it down until now, however there was still a decline in it.

>>5043572
>Need to go through your manager to collab with your genmate that you've collabed with 100 times before
Just admit you don't know shit anon

>>5043635
Yup, every single Holo other than Ayame acknowledged it by now
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1402821289413419008

>>5043607
not to support this samefagging schizo, but sometimes nice calm solo streams where one person's oshi interacts with chat is better than collabs
personally I don't care since Ame has 11 streams this whole week so whatever, I love Gura as well

>>5043678
same desu

>>5043344
As long as Ame happy I ogey with it

>>5043635
Gura replied in one of Coco's graduation tweets

>>5043617
Nice OC.

>>5043638
not for long

>>5043613
Durga have mercy

>>5043678
you are getting eight minutes of him, optimistically.

t. ina

>>5043657
If you were a gosling you would know Ame doesnt like being shipped. Post membership

>>5043525
Anon, while i don’t have it on me, there’s a better version of that image

Here's some random information to try and break the timeloop. Temma is unironically a Karate black belt
https://youtu.be/p2T1h7RWsAY?t=5288

deadbeats are unironically the only fanbase on this board whose oshi could get a boyfriend and talk about him on stream and they'd not only be okay with it but they'd explain to you in great detail why it's a good thing

>>5043627
I never bullied deadbeats until the shadowverse collab. I even held out hope after her return stream.i was a t2 deadbeat myself at the time.

>>5043711
And I'm gonna savor it

Roboco getting recognized by the DBD devs!

>>5043652
>>5043703
Not mine. It was posted yesterday at the start of the shitstorm.

>>5043688
My theory is that she resents her audience, and the dislike "bomb" on the SV collab only exacerbated that sentiment. She's clearly trying to mold a different audience, and it was apparent by her comeback stream last week.

>>5043617
Cool book but you should make the takos the protagonists

>>5043617
This reads like some Ace Combat fanfiction with Hololive sprinkled in but I never played the games so what do I know.

>>5043711
and I will enjoy every last minute of it!

>>5043721
the more i know about this man the more i kneel

>>5043715
Ame doesn't like being seen as an accessory to someone else, that's all. She wants to be known for herself and not just as "that girl that comes with x".
She constantly and frequently talks about Gura, dedicates songs to her, likes Gurame fan art on twitter and does shit like calling her her wife.

>>5043721
the breeder is a killer
the alpha and the omega

>>5043713
>Ina
>Who wishes she was born japanese.

>>5043698
I mean I agree, I usually prefer Gura’s solo streams to collabs and I was going to watch Ame’s E3 stream regardless of whether Gura was there.

>>5043721
A knight and able to defend himself if he's disarmed, impressive.