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>look out window
>see this
What do?

>> No.50425885

all over the glass

>> No.50425904

pull the curtains over

>> No.50425914

>>50425796
Shoot them

>> No.50425975

Ask "what is 2 + 2" and shoots whoever gets it right

>> No.50426024

Rape Mumei
Get vored by Gura

>> No.50426053

>>50425796
invite them in

>> No.50426111

Wonder how the fuck they got up to the second floor window.

>> No.50426310

>>50425796
Start masturbating furiously

>> No.50426650

>>50425796
Show them the 3 inch monster

>> No.50427026

>>50426111
Mumei can fly.

>> No.50427482

>>50425796
rape

>> No.50427552

>>50427026
Sharks can't fly though. I think.

>> No.50427601

>>50425796
stick my penis out of the window

>> No.50428020

Continue masturbating.

>> No.50430092

>>50425796
>Toss them a few kitkat bars
Just leave me alone, feral creatures

>> No.50431632

Sexoooo

>> No.50431684

>>50427552
you haven't seen sharknado

>> No.50431726

>>50425796
They're on my land so I get to kill them legally.

>> No.50431771

>>50425796
Open the window and grab them inside i'm always naked at home so i'm 100% ready for the threesome.

>> No.50432177

>>50431771
They would asphyxiate the second they came close to your sticky, swamp-ass covered gaymer chair anon. Put some clothes on

>> No.50435347

>>50425796
AHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.50438465

>>50425796
Exercise castle doctrine

>> No.50438498

>>50425796
keep masturbating

>> No.50439325
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50439325

>>50425796
THE MEDS ARE WEARING OFF

>> No.50439673

Send the whore away.

>> No.50439989

Invite them in and ask if they want eggs.

>> No.50440254

>>50425796
Take my meds.

>> No.50440288

>>50439673
Based. Moom can stay, fuck off shark.

>> No.50441405

>>50425796
Put down the bottle.

>> No.50441991

>>50439989
*seggs

>> No.50442050

>>50425796
Promise that it can get bigger so they don't start to laugh

>> No.50442194

>>50425796
post that gura and mumei were never seen in the same room and it doesnt count if they are outside of the house

>> No.50442207
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50442207

>>50425796
>NOOOOO STOP
>PLEASE DON'T HAVE SEX WITH ME
>I'M BEGGING YOU
>AIEEEEEE

>> No.50442438

>>50442194
>same room
>room
Quite indeed they were outside, not in a room

Jokes aside mumeis side was clearly prerecorded

>> No.50442441

>>50430092
Won’t they just come back now that they know you give them free kitkat bars?

>> No.50443801

>>50425796
rape

>> No.50443869
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50443869

>>50427552

>> No.50444955

>>50425796
Pull them inside and force them to stream by breaking their legs, like that one movie. No rape, I'm not a monster.

>> No.50445218

>>50444955
Buddy I know your fat and all but Gura rouently survives pressures of the depths that crush a nuclear sub. I dont think you are winning this one

>> No.50448590

>>50425796
marry

>> No.50450865
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50450865

>>50425796
Gura chikaku naru

>> No.50451555

>>50425796
Let them in and let them cook.
Mumei and Gura have yet to meet in real life. They collab so well together.

>> No.50451597

>>50425796
"Who's the blue one? she looks familiar."

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50452819

>>50425796
Stare back.

>> No.50453964

Invite them in, hang out. Tell them about how fucking heartbroken I am currently. Find out how they're in my reality. Maybe have sex with them.
>not fucking likely
maybe cook them some food, see if they need a place to stay and such.

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