/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Sex with a fembud.

https://anibox-japan.com/categories/hololive/products
dont forget to grab your sexy air stewardess gura acrylic stand

why did gura do it?

Gurass

I'm actually in love with this dumb, autistic girl.

Feel free to send feedback about Gura or Cover (perms, projects, etc) here
https://cover-corp.com/en/contact

>>50412721
Gura will literally do anything to get out of streaming.

If things suddenly go back to normal on her birthday, projects release, a few songs come out, schedules miraculously return (granted with better pacing for her health) and things are no longer as dull as they are now, then it would officially make it 1 year since this whole thing started.
What would you call this year long gap, personally?

I love Gura the most!

>>50412873
She literally already said this is the new normal.

>>50412689
>Buying more acrylics

I'll pass. More printed plastic is the cheapest and most boring form of merch

>>50412873
Mein Kampf

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>50412612
How much did she pay for lore animation? I hear the animator ripped people off

>>50412934
The "old normal" then. Whatever you want to call it.

>>50412934
She said she doesn't know what her new normal is

I'm Gura

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>50413127
Post feet

>>50412873
i wouldn't even give it a name i would just memoryhole it

>>50413140
nah

>>50413127
Post hairy pucci

>>50413085
But she knows it won't be the old normal.

>>50412873
The year of the ztreams

>>50412873
A nightmare, and I don't think it's gonna end that soon.

I hate the term "new normal" so much, it always means things get worse and stay that way.

>>50412934
>new normal
She was pregnant and had a child this year...
It's over...

What if Gura is in rehab?

>>50413373
yeah, me

Most likely a stream tomorrow but if not then Wednesday shark stream 100%

>>50413373
Yeah, mine

>>50413466
I like your positivity

>>50413466
There will be 100% a members stream this week

>>50413858
I don't visit this thread much anymore because I gave up on Gura; is the ASMR lovenest spambot still posting or has she managed to break even his delusional resolve.

>>50413944
I'm not sure I'd give it 100% but if she doesn't do something then I dunno what the fuck.
>>50414018
Pretty sure he gave up. We've got one or two guys trying to carry on the tradition every other thread or so but none of them have his...panache, I guess? Or maybe he's still doing it but too depressed to give it his full boner, I dunno.

>>50414018
he isnt around much anymore

Man, it'd be so cool if Gura's manager could go on her Twitter account and give one of my fanarts of her a heart. She is literally the ONLY hololive member (aside from the graduated ones, excluding Coco because she liked me back in the day) that haven't liked any of my art.

>>50414018
The other guy have too I'm pretty sure. There's someone still doing it... I think? But overall it's significantly less lively

>>50413462
>>50413662
Now kiff

>>50414147
I actually miss the manager posts. Even those were better than this utter silence

>>50414147
Draw better art then I guess

>>50414362
While I still have no idea what's going on I'm pretty sure the silence is deliberate. Whether it happens or not everyone, not just us, assumes twitter activity means a possible stream. She's gone dark because she seems to have no intent to stream.

>>50414439
She just streamed 2 days ago...

I love Gura more than all of you combined

>>50414473
Yeah, and she briefly liked/tweeted like she did with the other collabs, but you know exactly how dry it's been otherwise. I don't think it's a coincidence, like after that one day when she gave a like five minutes after sharktime to not get our hopes up.

I love the one who loves Gura the most the most.

>>50414938
I love you too anon

Gura loves me the most

Gooba should play the Yakuza games.

>>50412689
"This item is not available for overseas customers" and I'm already using buyee..

>>50414481
>>50415024
Not as much as I do tho

I don't even know what to post anymore

>>50415296
are you adding it to your buyee cart?

Shrimp update; seems like a group of baby shrimp have taken residence under the feeding dish.

you motherfuckers really take time of your day to post here nonstop even if there's no stream? seriously? how can this shit go so fast if there's nothing to talk about?

>>50415534
Where's my fatfuck boy?

>>50415596
The thread is slow right now retard.

>>50415296
You can use japan rabbit too

>>50415596
It's fast until the conditioning hour due to sheer desperation, then it gets slow. Until we get raided.

>>50413222
Are you fucking retarded? Every time you get confronted with the fact that she never said this is the new normal you try to twist it some other way.

>>50415596
I really love Gura
I don't think you fully comprehend how much I love her

>>50413369
The passage of time is unceasing.

>>50413369
>I hate the term "new normal" so much, it always means things get worse and stay that way.
It's only linked to unpleasant shit in your mind. COVID, 2023 Gura stream frequency.

>>50415525
Yes

>>50415613
Fatfuck is alive, well, and thriving

I will not read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

>>50415666
I don't want to create ANOTHER account.. Why do they have to make buying merch such a pain in the ass all the time?

>>50415914
Japan onry, pls andstand

>>50415596
I'm clearly obsessed with her and i'm not apologizing for it

Me and Gura
https://twitter.com/basukechi_/status/1663137940774723584

the last "a"
it was fun, at least she is still here.

>>50416192
I hate big fit dudes with big dicks
I'd rather see black dudes

For those that bought the stand how bad was the buyee fee? and about how much is shipping gonna be, it's been a couple years since I used buyee

>>50416248
Stay dry. I might be heading out soon too, I can't take this, didn't sign up for this

>>50416626
Weakbud...

i kept thinking about the future where gura isnt around that i didn't stop and savour that i was already living in the golden age of plentiful streams and gura cuteness
now the good times have already come and passed, leaving nothing but my faint memories of a better time that will never return

Why did she call my oshi a whore?

>>50416516
They have a lot of coupons and stuff. I got mime for $10, with shipping it'll probably be like $25

>>50416676
Call me what you will. Just know that I hope if things don't get better before I break, I hope they get better for the rest of you after I'm gone.

>>50416414
that's even worse

>>50416766
You should unmember, unsub, close the thread, and leave forever for your own sanity. Find something else to do with your free time, you'll be happier that way.

Is calling someone parasocial supposed to be an insult?

>>50416896
Did your mom call you parasocial? You're the first mention of that word in this thread.

>>50416998
Not here, but just asking.

>>50416850
I'm not sure if you missed the subtext, but yes, that's the idea if nothing improves at all.

She hates us

Are you chumbabooies really buying a fucking acrylic? Is it cause of the small ebi on the flag? Gura should make more merch of ebi chan

>>50417048
I'm telling you not to wait, do it now.

>>50416896
Apparently. It's funny and kind of sad to see, especially on here sometimes. Isn't a parasocial relationship with the audience kind of the point with vtubers?

>>50416896
People who don't know what it means misuse it all the time and automatically think it's bad.

>>50417073
No. You wanna be the last chumbud, you get to wait. If you can't even outwait me you got no chance.

>>50417120
Fair enough.

>>50417062
I would buy it if I could, because Gura looks really hot in tights

I love her so much

https://twitter.com/RoiyalityFandF/status/1663206239734751234
is there a webm of this please

>>50417380

>>50417459

I feel dirty listening to the AI Gura Cupid voice. Like this artificial shit should repulse me, but its still her voice...and it sounds so good.

>>50417680
Same, I can't stop listening to AI Goomba's cover of Cupid.

>>50417680
If Gura ever streams again we will surely get her opinion on it. Presumably she doesn't mind it because Kiara talked about sending it to her, which she probably wouldn't if Gura had said she hates it.

More ASMR never ever

>>50417680
I hate everything AI related

>>50417328
>2 months ago
what happened?

>>50417185
Why not buy it? it's not like it's expensive

>>50412612
Fun fact, shark women can maintain multiple pregnancies with multiple men. Who's with me?

i tried to write something to clarify my own thoughts and got confused about what I wanted to say. I don't even know what to think anymore I just want her back.

>>50416896
I dunno. I get called parasocial and it's like, okay? I'm pretty sure I'm beyond "parasocial" at this point. I'm sure you guys feel the same.

>>50417062
What acrylic?

>>50418744
>>50412689

>>50418636
ye
>>50418680
Anyone still here is well beyond it.

>>50418603
Because anyone still buying merch and supporting her lazy lifestyle is basically an anti at this point.

>>50418775
Oh sorry. I don't have the energy to read threads right now. That looks cute.

>>50418611
My public use dream is going to become reality...

>>50418680
Pretty much, yeah

>>50418932
Another fun fact, those babies also fight in the womb. So if we go through with this, we can also definitively determine whose sperm/offspring is the strongest.

>if Gura ever streams again
Listen I don't like the new normal either but you fags are being thespians

>>50418680
I'm not parasocial, I see nothing of value romance wise. I just want to fuck her brains out.

>>50419038
We had an entire month slide by and she's ignoring us, we're allowed.

>>50416896
Apparently. It just outs them as brainlets incapable of gaining further understanding and nuance.

>>50419038
This is unironically the worst the Gura supachat gacha has ever gotten.

>us
there's the word again

>>50419180
You're worried about the supa gacha of all things?

>>50419225
The original post is about her reading superchats, sister. >>50417920

>>50418603
They won't let me, and I honestly don't really feel appreciated anymore.

>>50418680
If someone called me parasocial I would just reply "Yes and?" or something along those lines, maybe add the chad emoji if it was in chat.

>>50419313
No it's not? There is no mention of superchats. You're presuming that at no point will someone bring it up in chat or something. If you need to supa and pray to get responded to you it's a skill issue.

>>50419355
we need the bad times to get to the good times

>>50419502
You're actually claiming the fucking chat gacha is worthwhile. That's like rolling on standard banner instead of limited.

>>50419584
I'm claiming there was no mention of superchats, and you're apparently claiming she doesn't read your messages.

>>50419542
I'm not very optimistic of getting "good times" again..

>>50419694
She doesn't read everyone's messages. Feel free to ask her about AI in chat, you won't get an answer if she isn't in a chatty mood in prechat.

If there is one saving grace, it's that Gura definitely doesn't have a boyfriend. She 's still way too much of a fucking mess in managing herself.

>>50419868
Can you wait like five hours before you start this up again so I sleep though it?

what would you do if gura announced her graduation tomorrow

bless tenroy T o T

>>50419954
why

>>50419868
But I'm her boyfriend.. Why I've done literally nothing to help Gura out at all in any capacity with the many big and small issues this girl is still riddled with? Uhhhhhh..

>>50419868
Gura is actually my wife

>>50419916
That's a positive point though

what would you do if gura switched to an all bean diet

>>50420288
A new golden age would be upon us

>>50420109
his new set dropped on kemono

>>50420480
oh yes. it is good.

>>50420230
Your wife is actually my onahole.

>>50420288
I'm sure she's sucking and flicking plenty of beans ToT

Mumei singing is slowly making me forget Gura.... The good days of Gawr Gura is over bros....

>>50420480
Sweet lord holy!!! Her little lady bits.

>>50420684
I would rather watch the stupid chat bot than waste my time on any other female streamers who aren't getting naked.

>>50420684
Whore, it's not even remotely the same as Gura.

>>50420684
Hooman, you've been doing this for months. No one is falling for it.

>>50420684
Based take the owl pill
She checks off all the same boxes and actually cares about her fans

>>50421157
She's too much of a tomboy for my liking

>>50421157
nah, only the latter is true

Feel like this is relevant here since Gura seems to like the game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n635vzKedX0

Management notice not to play Outlast anymore, gotta say it's malicious at this point.

>>50421752
Doesn't really matter. She has more fun playing offstream.

>>50421752
not like she was streaming it before that anyway

>>50421752
Fuck management. Remember that they got on to her about a goddamn butt in the public domain watchalong.

>>50419868
lol, yes she does. This is total cope

>>50419705
Would

>>50421752
but that's not Outlast? Miko playing it yesterday

>>50420684
lol no. Sorry, I'm not watching boring ass Mumei again. She comes nowhere close to Gura. Go shill her somewhere else. We aren't switching to her, so stop.

>>50422153
Did you even watch the clip? Fucking idiot.

>>50422153
I assume it's an EN management only thing

>>50422159
im watching her i like mumei

Gura wants chumbie PP.

>>50421157
>checks off all the same boxes
No she doesn't. She's boring, her speaking voice isn't nearly as good as Gura's and her singing voice doesn't even come close. If that's true about Mumei then why don't I feel shit when I watch her?

>>50422222
yeah, mine

>>50422217
Then go to her split thread. Stop posting about her here

>>50422189
Nope, not watching. I only watch when there's Gura mention on it.

>>50422381
i didnt ask for your permission

>>50422397
Then read the post. Here I'll quote it for you.
>Management notice not to play Outlast anymore

what if Gura last farewell merch was an onahole?

>>50422442
Yeah EN management, not surprised to be honest.

>>50422222

>>50422222
Yeah, mine

>>50422508
It's never going to happen, but I'd buy it.

>>50422222
what do you call 5 numbers in a row

>>50422940
quints

>>50422508
Gura is already my onahole so I won't need it.

Whoever's commenting on the Star Wars vod, if you're here, I think you got filtered...again. Number went up but the newest comment is still the, uh, poetry and replies.

>>50423190
why are you telling them

>>50423485
Because if it's cringe I wanna see it.

>>50423541
dramalovers get the rope

>>50421157
I like Moom, but don't pretend she's the same

I think Gura might be a shark

>>50423641
Meds

>>50423641

>>50413373
If that's true, it'd be the biggest disappointment I've had with vtubers since I started watching.

I want to fuck slutty Gura.

>>50412873
The Abyss

I've wasted my entire day but now it's time to sit down and do my doodle for the concert. Im such a fucking procrastinator just like my sharkwife...

>>50423641
Pretty sure she's a little girl.

Gura CUTE

>Mumei: go watch other girls who are streaming while I'm on break
t-thanks mumei

>>50424390
Proof?

>>50412873
The Year of the Shark Shortage

>>50424441
Gura isn't on break.

>>50424441
At least there's Fauna I guess

>>50424507
What response are you looking for, here, 'she also isn't streaming', 'could have fooled me', where do you wanna take this?

>>50424673
It's a statement of fact. Gura is putting out content at a steady, uninterrupted pace.

>>50424594
the current Gura absence has made me realize that Bae of all people has way better streams than I initially realized

>>50424783
you must've loved her watchalong collab stream

>>50424783
she improved a lot, she still filters me with the homo shit but she really means well for hololive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBFb1aj2zWY

>>50424783
her game streams and watchalongs are fun but i can't really enjoy her zatsudans

>>50424783
If it wasn't for the homo shit she would probably be the best council member atm.

>>50424594
wouldve said the same a month agi

>>50424783
I enjoyed the PP stream

>>50424892
yeah, but she's not obnoxious about the homo stuff like ame or kronii etc. so she kind of gets a pass in my book. it's really easy to just ignore it

Child

>>50425711
Harlot

>>50425711
Yeah mine

Alright buds, what vod should I put on while I work on this drawing. Not sure what im feeling today

>>50426138
I've kinda been in a Mario Kart mood lately, myself. It's been way too long since we've gotten to play a game with her.

>>50426392
Not him but I got a switch and went through a training arc so I could play with her, and it never happened.

>>50426138
Some karaoke

>>50426138
Stray
https://www.youtube.com/live/Cvs7XL60xKM?feature=share

>>50426822
>share link

>>50426908
Sorry, I'm retarded

>>50418447
She had deadlines she needed to catch up on and she's busy.
This little dumbass can't control her life.

>>50426908
>he didn't fix share links

>>50427003
There has to be more to it than that because this is way worse than just busy or ghosting, but I don't really wanna get into it again right now. Nothing to do but pray for something tomorrow. And shit my pants if tomorrow is just as empty.

I think Gura thinks that if she talks about doing things, it's the same as actually doing them.

>>50426392
Mario Kart is always good and I miss racing with her. A bit too high energy for me right now while trying to focus on my work
>>50426804
Never a bad choice, been listening to her sing a lot lately
>>50426822
Comfy pick, I ended up going with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY2hgaSgmmA because I think it's fitting though.

>>50427003
Proof? Those hours in Outlast say otherwise.

im thinkin gura

>>50427457
CEASE

>>50427351
She's just like me...

>>50425711
>>50425781

>>50427201
She'll come back strong. I think she's just a bit depressed now.
I can't imagine being her.

>>50427709
I can

>>50427741
Gura?

>>50427709
I'm hoping she actually says something when she comes back, is all, that she doesn't ignore it. I can't really go further than that without letting the menhera out but if she just tries to slide by it I'm probably not gonna take it well and I don't think I'm alone there.

>>50427851
little chatty time, we haven't had that in a while *reads superchats with no further comment*

>>50427921
Yeah, thanks, exactly what I fear. I don't want her forced into dogeza or anything but this has been really bad.

you guys are such babies

>>50427851
This is just the type of girl she is.
Just continue to support her.

>>50428152
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WANT GURA NOW WANT TALK WITH GURA WANT SHARK KISSES NOW NOW NOW

>>50428152
I MISS GURAAAAA!!!

>>50428273
this bud unironically

>>50428312
I wasn't being ironic WANT GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50428152
Yep certified chumbaby.

>>50428273
>>50428311
You guys are worse than saplings

>>50428254
No she's definitely gotten worse.

>>50428254
I will for as long as I can, but I want her to be better than this. She wasn't always this bad at it, and she can be better at it again. Just a very small improvement that would make things much easier for both her and us.

I wonder if she still has her peach stress ball. I put mine in a bag so it still kinda smells

>>50428387
We haven't had a solo stream in almost a month and we've barely gotten any streams this year at all. We have more of a right to complain than Saplings who get streams fairly regularly. The "I Miss" meme never even made sense for Saplings considering how consistently Fauna streams.

>>50428516
After this long there's no way hers still has the smell, it was already starting to fade last time, wasn't it?

>>50428516
It doesn't smell anymore...

>>50428550
i don't think much saplings view her as more than just a friend so it's mostly ironic

>>50428550
The joke is that they can't go 5 minutes without her, anon

I love her so much

Gura cuteeeeee

>>50428710
We can't go that long without Gura either and she's been gone for ages. We're dessicated.

>>50428152
I'm late but
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
I WANT MY GOOB
I WANT MY GOOBY BACK
I WANT TO HEAR HER VOICE
I WANT TO HEAR HER GIGGLES
I WANT TO FEEL LOVED BY HER AGAIN

>>50419868
What are you talking about? If she had one, she'd definitely become more distant with her fans and would stream less. She'd dissapear without warning to go spend all her time with him. If she had one, she'd basically act exactly like she's acting right now.

The thing you don't seem to understand is that Gura's life isn't a mess right now. You just assumed it is because she's not streaming. She's happier than she's ever been. She's not even ever in a bad mood on streams anymore. She *might* be busy with projects once in a while, but it's not taking up any significant amount of her time.
At the end of the day, Gura just doesn't want to see chumbuds anymore.

>>50418826
This.

Eventually the odds of meeting Gura irl by pure chance will be higher than the odds of her streaming

>>50428854
>2.5 years of tech issues
roru ramao, that one fact right there shuts down your entire argument "chumbud"

>>50428854
>She's not even ever in a bad mood on streams anymore
Now I know for sure you're a tourist, because funny enough our usual cuckposters seem to watch streams.

>>50420684
>>50421157
>switch from an oshi who is probable to one that's confirmed.
Yeah, no thanks.

>>50429038
but it's true though, it's been a long time since she had a bad mood on stream... but feel free to link a recent stream where she is

okay but lets be serious for a second here. she definitely owns a gun

>>50429147
no she doesn't

>>50412873
The sinking

>>50429147
Yeah, a massage gun.

>>50429147
maybe a bb gun

>>50424890
I would rather Bae not have a boyfriend, love her fans, and occassionally collab with a homo in a respectful way, than she never collab with them, hate and avoid her fans, and do everything she could to hide a boyfriend.
Bae isn't perfect, but at least she's honest. I can respect that.

Gura cute

I just want to remind you buds that at the beginning of the how much for hololive passpartout stream she is worried about DVR being on in case she farts on stream. This little brat.

No. Homos. Allowed

>>50427851
I think if she says nothing then it's basically her confirming that she doesn't care and that she's betraying her fans off-stream.

>>50429433

I totally would never hook up with Gura because I value her as an idol and would not want to betray you guys

>>50428990
>what is an LDR
If the rrats are true, then she'd still have tech issues because she'd still be living by herself either way, dumbbud.

>>50429038
Do YOU even watch streams, retard? Her mood has been significantly better than it used to be since she came back from Japan.

>>50428608
Mine lost its smell too. It's hard to believe because it smelled SO strongly when I first got it, like it was overwhelming and chemically. Then it faded a bit and smelled really good, then got fainter and fainter...

I just wanted to give you some hope in these trying times but these retards latch onto everything like piranhas

I miss this clean girl shark

>>50429661
Minecraft had some bad mood moments in it.

>>50429612
Retard I could solve all her issues remotely if I was given the chance. I know you want to treat her like a child but she's capable of following simple instructions.

>>50429147
If you think that means she's safe from stalkers, it wouldn't matter. A knife is more lethal than a gun at 10 ft. Anyone who wanted to hurt her would just wait for her to leave her house if they knew where she lived.

>>50425092
>>50424996
qrd on homo stuff? is she into yaoi?

>>50429823
I'm going to fucking concernfag

>>50429433
She was making a joke and saying "what if a yab happened?" She used a scenario where she farted instead of her personal info showing up on stream because she thinks farts are funny. Please stop being autistic.

The retards are back grasping at any straws to try and sink the idol shark and it ending as a load of nothing again. Whoopee.

>>50428854

The "She's working on a project" has ALWAYS been cope. They're almost on year 3 and she's had 1 original song, 1 animation, 1 cover, and 3 or 4 collab songs. Not a single thing of that is something SHE actually works on short of MAYBE an hour or two of her recording her singing.

Until she gives an actual good reason, there's no reason to assume that she isn't just a lazy fuck who doesn't care about the viewers and knows she can get away with once a month streams.

>>50429778
If you knew anything about her at all, you would know how headstrong and obstinate Gura is when it comes to receiving help from others. If she were in an LDR and having tech issues, she wouldn't ever even ask for help in the first place. No amount of tech support is going to help someone who doesn't seek their help in the first place.

clam down

>>50429950
Thanks for rewording my post? No shit she was just trying to make a joke

>>50429885
Go watch a police safety video. They all say that a crazed person with a knife at 20 ft away can close the distance and stab you faster than you can unholster your gun. That's why they're trained to always have them drawn in dangerous situations.

>>50430103
The fucking irony in this post

>>50430239
Please stop replying, the guy who started spoonfeeding a cucktourist is bad enough.

>>50430231
to be fair, cops don't appendix carry for some reason, making them notably slower on the draw than anyone who does and practices unholstering that way

Didn't read the thread.
God, I love my Goob.

>>50430239
The irony is you telling others what she would be like if she had one, when you clearly don't know anything about her in the first place. She always tries to solve all her problems by herself. It's not until things become totally fucked that she seeks out other people's help. She has ALWAYS been this way.

>>50430355
Based

imagine forcing your hand between her thighs

You think this is Gura being loyal to her fans? Are you retarded? I'd put the chances of the rrat being true at over 50% at this point.

>>50430500
it is true, she's married to me

another day, another cuck fantasy

>>50430500
no, she working on projects and doesnt have time for such stuff. Do you really think she'd had time for baby when she doesnt even have to tweet or do a members post????? go back shitposting to reddit

>>50430616
imagine being some random swedish dude, and there's just this indian guy on an image board that thinks about and posts about you 24/7 because he thinks you're banging a girl living in a different continent who LARPs as an anime shark girl on the internet because you talked to her on discord years ago

I think our schizo has officially jumped the shark so to speak. No need to even acknowledge him at this point.

Gura is clearly not in love with chumbuds and I sincerely doubt she even likes her fans anymore. She doesn't need us anymore. She has someone else. I've never been more sure until recently. She's always been terrible at lying and that's why she's not streaming. There's less chance of her fucking up and revealing something on accident the less she streams. Ayame, Aqua, and Shion are the exact same way.

submitted my digital message, I hope other people are as cringe as I am otherwise I'll be a little embarrassed.

>>50430710
I wish I got to talk on discord with her..

>>50430657
Who said anything about a baby, you cope-fueled moron? I sure hope you're only pretending to be stupid.

>>50430355
cute Goob

>>50430710
I'm not the pajeet. You must be completely ESL if you can't tell the difference.

>>50430710
When you lay it all out and break it down,, it sounds pretty dumb, honestly.

>>50430710
>years ago.
The founder's badge was last year. And he's literally her only moderator. Why are you intentially downplaying the level to which they know each other? It makes you look like an idiot.

>>50431027
>>50431033

>>50430820
Im still struggling to work on my drawing. Don't worry about it too much bud, she doesn't mind a moderate amount of cringe

>>50430710
>because you talked to her on discord years ago
Anon, if you need a refresher, why don't you go look up her old Man of Medan playthrough?

Is this the anti thread? I wan't to rile them up with cute images of Goowa.

>>50430927
>>50431033
>>50431181
And yeah, before you say samefagging, all these are me. I wanted to add a couple things.

>>50430955
Cute!

>>50430710
yeah well, most people are dogshit at being objective, their paranoias can twist things quite significantly

>>50430955
Is this the image you are going to send to the concert?

>>50431223
Go for it. We're taking turns gang banging them with our chumbie cocks.

Is this guy pretending to be retarded to cheer us up or something?

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>>50431310
literally mindbroken

>>50431401

me and my child wife

heh I should have just bought the message

Truth hurts, huh?

Imagine lovingly cuddling with Gura

>>50431735
Too lewd

>>50431691
Yeah. I think I just have to accept it...
I AM losing my hair...
It's not fair

He wasn't even online yesterday, so there wasn't any reason why she didn't stream. She just doesn't want to.

>>50431780
She's spending time with her family on memorial day, I imagine.

>>50431691
The truth that Gura is my girlfriend? Yeah, for you

>>50431828
imagine thinking she gives a shit about memorial day

You're all invited to my wedding with Gura. Except shitposters.

>>50431851
Nobody does, it's just an excuse to see family.

>>50431884
my post, btw

>>50431851
idk how significant it is for burgers, I'm a yuro and got the day off (for a different holiday)

>>50431780
>He wasn't even online yesterday
Who?

>>50431772
ojibud...

I love seething

>>50431691
In the entire history of you shitting up the threads, I don't believe you even once proved they were anything more than friends. Even when looking back at HER content. So I guess the truth is just mild at most.

>>50432029
Me

>>50432225
They're not even friends

I wonder when was the moment she realized she doesn't like streaming

>>50432279
She loves streaming. She's just busy and sick

>>50432279
shes busy working

>>50432329
yeah, on me

>>50432329
Yeah, busy grinding outlast without us..

>>50432329
You have to be on some good drugs to think she loves it. Likes it is the highest you're allowed to go. Tolerates it is more likely.

>>50432329
Busy I'll grant you but it feels like she's more sick of us, than anything. Had time to do x, could have but didn't, etc. Whatever, time for bed. Maybe tomorrow.

How often do you think Gura masturbates?

>>50432531
She's always extremely cheerful when she streams. You can't fake that kind of joy

>>50432679
Twice a day

>>50432683
You can fake it. Gura is very good at that.

>>50432273
Lmao. I wouldn't say that much.
>>50431181

What's a good theme song for a thread that timeloops 24/7?

>>50432029
You know who.

>>50432912
I can't see shit

>>50432954
Yeah me

How long do you think you could maintain a relationship with Gura?

>>50432329
>busy and sick
Yeah. Sick of losing in outlast tials while queuing with her "friend" and his pals.

>>50433022
Forever

>>50432954
I really don't

>>50432938
ooh it should be that song from that groundhog day movie when the alarm clock goes off

>>50432962
Then install 4chanx, liar.

>>50433022
I'd be her cuck as long as she wanted!

>>50433094
HOLY BASED

>>50433061
Watch her beyond the sea video.

Look i understand being mad about no streams/communications but her love life is none of your business ao stop being creeps

Gura?

>>50433061
How can you pretend not know him when his movie just came out?

>>50433122
https://youtu.be/jK-E-aS3JJg
This one?

>>50433158
>He thinks these are upset chumbuds

>>50433158
yeah leave me and my wife alone

>>50433198
Mario?

>>50433225
kek

>>50433158
You seem to be a tourist, so I'll let you know it's seriously just one guy rotating IPs with the occasional stray, he's been here doing this for years and will never go away, unfortunately

>>50433158
Yea stay out of our business you creeps!

>>50432722
That's impressive. I don't think I could goom that often and consistently.

>>50433158
Execpt one is presumably caused by the other.
Also, she has always said she's single and even implied she was a virgin. If she was lying then that is the most manipulative shit she could have done. And it would mean that she was tricking everyone for money. So yes, it's our business. Literally.

>>50433314
>even implied she was a virgin
You're genuinely retarded

>>50433201
No. The one she uploaded on her channel.

>>50433341
you're genuinely retarded

>>50433260
>one guy

>>50433158
Where do you tourists come from?

>>50433022
For as long as she wants me

>>50433341
How else do you interpret "no one besides doctors and family have ever seen me naked", greyfag?

>>50433414
>tourists
It's literally the first rule of this board to not talk about that stuff retard. If anyone's a tourist here it's you

>>50433022
0 days. I'd just fuck her and dump her.

>>50433341
(We)st (Virgin)ia

>>50433448
She's into clothed sex. Fucking owned

>>50433448
He can only think like a whore, so he projects it on everyone else.
>>50433469
Perfect example right here.

Alright, alright, I know it's funny and all to pretend to say Gura is your wife and other silly stuff, but she just told me that she's not really comfortable with you guys pretending to be me anymore.
I don't really mind it cause I just think it's cute, but for her sake I'm gonna have to ask you guys to cool it a little with all the pretend marriage stuff.