/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love this Rose like you wouldn’t believe!

sonny LOVE

>>50403242
why

>everyone complaining about the lack of streams
>meanwhile, I'm just enjoying Maria's Hollow Knight vod
If only you knew how comfy things really are.

I LOVE POMU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are comfydants okay

>>50403015
https://comment2434.com/comment/ or
http://nijisanji-chat-search.herokuapp.com/search?w=form

https://twitter.com/EnnaAlouette/status/1663273349210882071

>>50403279
>:(

o-<-<

>>50403355
Thank you anon!

>>50403033
Potential solution:
Instead of money, offer merch instead. This way people can't complain about "muh payment in exposure", and it'll ensure the people joining the contest are fans of the liver and not faggot twitter artists looking to make a quick buck.

>>50403366
If you want me, you’ll have to find me and steal my heart before I attempt to win Rosemi’s, cute Phantomo!

Sonny onii-chan Love!
Vox Love!

Op...why fulgur is...

Who would look better in an Akatsuki robe, Doppio or Nina?

>>50403578
Ike is gonna vomit...

Gilzaren will have to stream again this year!

Gilzaren is gone...now what?

>>50403487
Challenge accepted

I feel like people misunderstood Ike's song, it's kind of edgy but it is kind of hopeful and sweet to me because of the ending and just because the song exists in the first place. or maybe I'm just mentally ill

>>50403598
I hope he does, it would be very cute.

pufferfeesh sharing a thumbnail, cute

>>50403578

>>50403681
>Pomu: Hey Finana can I copy your homework
>Finana: Yeah just change it up a little so it's not identical
>Pomu: Yeah totally

>>50403724

>>50403736
kek it totally gives those vibes

<3
>>50403598
I hope so

?????

>>50403736
And she always gets away with it

I wonder how much gacha will be on Mysta's schedule this week

>>50402647
>>50402666
oo oo ah ah
i wanted to draw anons laughing at them while they were in a cage but i think this is funnier

>>50403803
Anon...

>>50403681
for what purpose is Uki there

>>50403799
They meant to invite Pomu but management got the wrong idea when they asked for the cute fairy girl and sent Eli instead.

>>50403799
What am I looking at

>>50403426
im scared

>>50403345
we're having fun rewatching his mortuary assistant VOD if you'd like to join

>>50403826
Oh I'm retarded and forgot he's gone

>>50403177
I'm not retarded also I already know she said she wanted management to give money but yeah they aren't going to so she is providing it from her own pocket. But the point is that's not how their company does stuff.

>>50403799
don't post french 'people' please

>>50403799
Cool

>>50403799
DARKNESS EATER SEXXXX

>>50403885
Wose...

>>50403014
hag unity! its been great so far, i cant complain. i sort of see why they were so popular around my peers back in the day
that would be awesome to watch, or any series hes interested in watching even. i just want to know more of his taste in anime/movies

>Chat shitting on Maria for not finding the hidden true ending on her blind playthrough of the game
Why are backseaters like this?

>>50403799
stop doxxing the gamers wave

>>50403799
ToT

>>50403806
HOLY KEK

>>50403799
Shit is that in Paris? I could actually go.

>>50403151
I want him to wear a cute pj!!

It feels really weird to see the JP members attending meet and greets for western cons, they hardly attend meet and greets to begin with

>>50403799
More Nijis invited to an european con and still not my oshi...

>could have been a great collab
>include a male for NO REASON
>quality instantly drops from a 9 to a 2
>potentially legendary collab people discussed for years because just more trash for the pile

>>50403799

>>50403799
>eli
>no mya
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50403799
>Luxiem minus Mysta
When will he ever get to show up for a Europe con

>>50403799
what is that dino pointed at Nagao?

why does everyone lust for Link but never zelda?
how can they make her sexy

AI is satanic, this should never exist.

SEALED
WITHIN AN EMBRACE

>>50403799
>obsydia without petra
>luxiem without mysta
what did they mean?

N̶e̶i̶g̶a̶s̶ Vtubers in Paris

I wonder if Lazulight will do another meet and greet?

>>50403799
Wonder why the sudden push by the main branch to promote JP livers to overseas markets.

nijiens should come to anime nyc

>>50404125
nijipets...

>>50404092
I find Zelda hotter than Link

>>50404092
Make her playable

>>50404125
nijipets isn't real

>>50404009
Like usual, blame Finana. She always invites Uki to these collabs.

>>50404023
one day, polish boy

>>50404163
can we get the other half of noctyx since they won't be at otakuthon.....

What do you think Pomu is up to right now?

i like to go to gay clubs (not gay btw), because being hit on and getting drinks bought for me makes me feel nice.

>>50404092
She’s too plain jane for most people.they need an LoZ game where you play as her primarily. Maybe you have to use her to save Link and you use Link for the final fight, because you only get to play her in Smash. I like her, but I like other LoZ girls more, and it comes down to none of them being playable

>>50404149
Nagao and Rindou want to be EN and Eli and Darkness Eater both use live DeepL translations to english sometimes on screen, it could be something they asked to do

>>50403799
>Rosemi and Eli

>>50404092
I like twilight princess version of zelda in the smash game she's pretty.
But I like link better especially the gerudo theme stuff....

>>50404221
Masturbating

>>50404227
You are just like those women that go on tinder for free dinners

>>50404199
Loads of the other girls already have their own separate collabs for that game this week too dont they. NijiUK have a collab. That's like 7 girls down already.

>>50404092
>people don't lust for botw zelda
why do you lie?

>>50404227
(You) are gay

>>50404221
she's dead

>>50403667
It's a song about wanting to kill yourself and start over, it unironically is happy

>Refresh Nijimado
Th-there's streams today, r-right?

>>50404221
Who?

>>50404009
>Uki
>Male

Our precious lovely Rosemi-sama!

>>50404227
Do you follow them home later and suck them off so you get free breakfast and housing for a day too?

>>50404092
I personally lust for both of them though but that's just me. Zelda's short hair is super sexy

>>50404312
Could have had Elira or Rosemi instead. Elira isn't streaming today, and Rosemi hasn't announced any streaming plans for today yet.

>>50404402
True and based

who is the succubus of nijien?

What would sex between Pomu and Rosemi be like?

>>50404486
me

>>50404350
https://teamup.com/ks1mraas71v3fjf1c2
Dead week

>>50404009
>could have been a great collab
>Finana AND Selen
>Selen in a collab with Pomu

It was already a 5/10 collab. Uki just turned it to a 2/10.

>>50404461
>ywn get to fuck a LITERAL god of creation, as you yourself are the LITERAL god of heroism and good in the world, continuously for years on end, forever and ever

im jealous about link man... imagine how tight zelda's pussy, ass, and throat are. They are literally MADE for him...

>>50404009
Dunno why you guys make a big deal out of Uki of all people the dude says like nothing. You can just forget he is there for like 99% of most collabs.

>>50404494
It would be extremely painful

>>50404567
why is the THERE? Why?

>>50404578
>>50404578
>>50404578
>>50404578
>>50404578

Sex with my wife Finana Ryugu and we eat a small slice of chocolate cake after

>>50404461
Imagine being zelda and getting to peg that beautiful man every night

>>50404619
>we
>WE

lmao you imply finana would share ANY of her chocolate cake with (You)

Ikey! <3

>>50404486
Sonny

>>50404092
Because she isn't even best girl in both games, in the first one is Mipha and in the second one is Purah, or Purah in both depending on your tastes

>>50404718
Don't leave out the brown cunny

>>50403321
I've been watching her Q Remastered vod
Hilarious to see her getting mad at backseaters lmao

Can you guys believe that Rosemi

>>50404749
ganondorf refuses THIS?!

Reminder, Wind Waker is the only game where Ganon canonically went for the pussy, and as such is the wisest and most understanding version of Ganon

Gamer wave. Where?

>>50404092
>Lust for Link
It's the zoomer generation being retards. Literally no one gave a fuck for Link even in official art back in the 90s.
>People lusted after TP's Zelda and Midna
>People lusted after Marin in OoT/MM.
>People lusted after Zelda in SS.

>>50404591
why not

>>50403799
Got my nijis in Paris and they’re going gorillas

I want Riju and loli Purah to rape me

>>50404619
>not stuffing half the cake into her

>>50404826
Well botw Link is hot

>>50404749
Y por que no las dos?
https://twitter.com/mimonel/status/1663153221492432897

I do not want to have sex with any Zelda character. I only want to have sex with my oshi.

>>50404941
What about your oshi dressed as a zelda character?

>>50404619
>my wife
Anon, unless you're a valoguard you mean nothing to her.

>>50404684
have a good day quill!!!!!

>>50404092
Zelda has gotten 10x more porn than link what are you smoking

>>50404009
you have the Ethyria Outlast collab for all girls

>>50404971
Maybe if it's one of those skimpy outfits.

>Legend of ZELDA
>Zelda doesnt do jack shit 99.9999% of the time and it's Link who does all the work
????????????????????????

>>50404852
Because including a male diminishes the quality of the stream by orders of magnitude. It's like having a piece of shit on your sandwich "it's just a small piece of shit, what's the big deal?" But it ruins the whole thing.

>>50404999
I just wanted an excuse to post zelda in a bikini

>>50404895

>>50405027
The issue is that management actually hates female-only collabs and forces a male in every time. The Ethyria girls had the excuse for an all-female collab because their wave has 4 members.
The problem is whatever dicksucking manager they have behind the scenes that orders this

>>50404999
bitter 35 year old underachievers want to make fun of the 22 year old zoomers over nothingburgers to make themselves feel better.

>>50404092
there's tons of porn of botw/totk zelda wdym
her ass is insanely fat and she's cute

really gets the noggin joggin

>>50404461
>The house you buy as Link in BotW becomes "Zelda's House" in TotK
>It only has that tiny bed
Either Link just gave her the keys and went to live in the woods because he's a cryptid who doesn't even need shelter or this fanart is canon.

>>50405112
more like causing a leak on the crack

this guy posting the same shit on cooldown reminds me a lot of our local schizo

>>50405085
You know there is an all female collab on this game this week right?

>>50405151
It's canon in my heart

>>50405112
why are women so fucking retarded?
there is no correlation

>>50405158
It's really fucking bad bait but people will bite it anyway so I guess it's what we deserve

>>50405032
It's TIME.

Apparently Doppio's "yandere ASMR" wasn't actually yandere ASMR? What's that all about?

spirit tracks is the best zelda cause it has a train
simple as

Which liver should be showing their feet in their next outfit?

>>50405085
Is it really management or is it that the girls actually want to collab with these boys?

What expression does Finana's face here convey?

>>50405323
whoever wants to appeal to chinese
the chinese have an obsession with women's feet, such an obsession they even did feet-binding for generations

>>50403908
it’s a fun series to watch with friends, i guess, but i was young and naive that i unironically have all of the books and watched the movies at the cinema…
that’s the thing, i feel like he doesn’t really have any interest in watching anything, at least at this moment. mario movie is a rare exception. i doubt he even got past two episodes of oshi no ko

>>50405323

>>50405323

>>50405344
Quite obviously its the latter. If it was some management thing then there wouldn't be an all girls collab on the same game in the same week.

>>50405357
Sexual attraction to ghosts and other monsters.

>>50405357
Nothing because no one watches Finana.

>>50405323
Nina and she should have very sharp nails that dig into the ground, she hould also have a more feral and beastial look (without becoming a furry)

>>50404988
you too!!

Why even take the management shitposter seriously

>>50405357
oh she changed the thumbnail...

>>50404009
Stick to your fucking catalog bait.
>>50404177

>>50405465
it's fun to laugh at the management shitposters while every Liver worth their salt says how much they love their managers.

>>50405085
Your rrat is retarded as are you because we’ve been having female only collabs for months now, you’re too lazy to even threadwatch or you’d know this

"management-enforced collab" really just outs you as not knowing how management works in nijisanji

The issue isn't unicorns because no unicorn would feel threatened by Uki, who couldn't be less attracted to women if you surgically removed heterosexuality from his brain. The issue is yurifags who have a mental breakdown at even the slightest insinuation that the girls don't actually want to have sex with each other (the mere existence of male humans on this planet is one such thing that spoils this illusion).

>>50405357
>"Yeah I invited Uki to this collab, what are ya gonna do about it?"

>>50405647
true, management literally doesn't work in Nijisanji imagine thinking they would be not lazy enough to force collabs or some shit.

>>50404567
>racist homophobe
really makes you think...

>>50405085
I like shitting on management as much as anyone but you're retarded. The girls just love collabing with Uki because he's the designated gay friend. Every woman wishes she had a gay friend.

Aia doko...

>>50405027
>watching a bunch of whores
No thanks

>>50405647
>management
>work
LOL
LMAO

>Zaion came back
>Yugo came back
WHEN IS HE GOING TO COME BACK BROS

I MISS HIM SO GOD DAMN MUCH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b45HoFDSO6Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAEwcTp5-0g
we had all girl collabs 4-5 days ago...

God it's so fucking obvious you'd think they'd stop recycling the same shit every time

>>50405027
I would rather watch an all-male collab than an Ethyria collab. Nina is the only tolerable one in that wave.

I want to eat Ike.

>>50405791
It's so boring too...where are all the entertaining schizos at

>>50405323

>>50404341
Sonny..

>>50404163
>nijiens should come

>>50405766
he's already back retard he just dropped an original album
https://youtu.be/sG5FPnpbF20

>>50405766
you gotta let him go anon...
he's busy being a single dad and raising his son...

>>50405829
The last thing you want is a schizo who is so rabid he is impossible to ignore

>>50405719
guys will often act "gay" because it enables them to get close to girls. They get a psychological reward signal from acting gay because it draws female attention, and this becomes a feedback loop until eventually they chop their dick off. "gay guys" are snakes in the grass who infiltrate female spaces as aggressively as trannies do. Women know this all too well, any female space online attracts trannies like bugs to a lamppost.

>>50405662
You are giving people too much credit here. It's just an automatic default response for people like these. The principle is "male in collab is bad" and as long as that is violated there is grounds for complaint.

>>50405444
trying to fix my sleeping schedule its been hard but im DOING IT

>>50405773
we had this yesterday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIf4kVWdx-A

>>50405883
I'm not arguing with you over whether Uki is "really gay" or not. Try again with a different angle.

Much like how McDonalds lead to the fall of Soviet Russia, Males will lead to the fall of NijiEN...

>>50405883
>guys will often act "gay" because it enables them to get close to girls.
no, that's not normal. I think you're just trying to rationalize homosxual urges. I will not reply to any response you make to this post.

cor blimey its a bit chilly this mornin

>>50405939
stupid sexy loli penguin...

>>50405939
Dumb penguin I hate you but I love you

>>50405085
So do you think management also forces hetship collabs like Vox and Reimu collab this week?

>>50406056
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GXFcvy0iTs

I don't know about you guys but I like penguin cock
https://files.catbox.moe/1153uh.jpeg

Klondike bar cured my headache, now just 50+ minutes to go

>>50406032
I want to breed with ban hada

>>50406291
Me too Ren

>>50406197
thats a cute penis

>>50405824
His flesh is probably very rich and buttery. It would melt in your mouth like candy.

>Maria warning her chat that someone was apparently spamming all of nijiEN's art tags with gore
what did I miss last night?

anyone think

>>50406364
A Japanese Schizo on a mission

>>50406197
what about a tied up pengi?
https://files.catbox.moe/w2yhbb.png

>>50406340
I feel like he would taste terrible, actually. But I would eat him anyway because I love him.

>>50406364
You don't want to see it

>>50405176
I my opinion every single male-infiltrated collab is a fucking abomination. They should ALL be female-only collabs, every single one of them. If I had to negotiate I could say that up to 1/3 of the collabs can have a male. But this is ridiculous. Where are the female-only branch collabs like the Mario Kart tournament? Doesn't exist

>>50406364
Wasn't just NijiEN, but other corpos as well. And not just EN, but JP too. Just some crazed JP vtuber anti

>>50406364
some anti of a jp indie was making accounts pretending to be her sub account and spamming gore on the tags of a lot of vtubers

>>50404494
I dunno about Pomu but sex with Rosemi would be the worst.

She's fragile with a weak constitution which would make sex one of the most terrible ideas if you want to express your love (or lust) to her.

Her first time would be the worst because there's a big risk of your dick getting stuck inside her and also a huge chance of her dying. Her pussy would be so tight that anything that goes inside it's most likely to get stuck, also she would bleed a lot when you pop her cherry. And by a lot I mean a concerning amount. She would be constantly in pain and eventually start crying, if you were to force yourself and don't stop the bleeding will only increase and eventually she might die of blood loss. She would get so tight you dick might also asphyxiate due to the pressure of her grip.
Basically a total shit fest.

Eventually, assuming you convince her for a second round, it would be almost the same minus the bleeding and excessive tightness yet she's still going to cry and complain about the pain.
Also it's still too tight and it might take you months of foreplaying, dilation, lube and stuff to be able to do full penetration and most likely you would need a small dick to barely enjoy yourself. Did I mention the pain never goes away?
If you wanna hear her scream and are feeling ugly bastard enough you can try and force yourself in but I can guarantee you you are definitively going to tear something inside there and she's just going to fucking die of blood loss.

And don't get me started on casual sex, for starters her vagina is sort of allergic to all condom materials and she absolutely hates the feeling of them so zero protection. Despite her body is made to unironically kill her either during or after rape or pregnancy she's ridiculously fertile. Precum is good enough to get her pregnant so I hope your rocky adventure is actually to get her pregnant and not for pleasure.
By the way there's 100% chance she's going to die during childbirth even if surgery is an option. That one 8 years old south american kid that got pregnant had more chances of surviving than Rosemi.
And before you ask anal with Rosemi is literally the same except that she will die every time you try it because her rectum is too delicate and will easily rip with every thrust.

So there you have it.
Forgive me it's early in the morning and I'm already drunk.

>>50406395
>no cock
:(

>>50406364
Someone with real dedication

>>50406437
The account got suspended now though didnt it

remember that time Petra went on an insane rant about the chinese and how Taiwan will fall to their might and they will execute and rape every Taiwanese ""Citizen"" if you can call the ants who live in your front yard citizens if your house.

it was kinda based ngl, its what got me to member her

>>50406414
But, if you love him, wouldn't you want to keep him alive?

>>50406364
not just nijien but pretty much every and any vtuber art tag is getting hit by a JP anti pretending to be a preexisting Indie vtuber

>>50406535
It's fine. I'll clone him, so I have one to eat and another to keep!

>>50406549
why would you bother anting a 2view indie?

>>50406380
Nope thinking is dangerous

>Go to twitter
>See every big indie vtuber up in arms trying to dismember an animator that scammed them tons of money
The vtuber world out of these walls do be wild too

>>50406512
I think all of them got suspended. The indie that was being harassed already reported the matter to the police, seemed to have been an ongoing thing.

>>50406582
schizos aren't known for being logical

>>50406582
fuck if I know its a JP schizo
they are actually insane and make /vt/ schizos look like child's play

nom

>>50406582
Probably just a schizo ex-fan who didn't get special attention or something

>>50406667
Ewiwa is my yakisoba pan angel

>>50406442
>Forgive me it's early in the morning and I'm already drunk.
holy based

this is now a petra/OBSYDI-YEAH thread

you may now only most cute penguins, cute roses, or cute PURPLE dragons

>>50406667
I don't trust much in this post war world...

>>50406442
Would still, and if she doesn’t want it, I would be happy to live along side her to make her happy in other ways.

>>50406714

>>50406714
Is it time?

>>50405910
go you!! I gave up on fixing mine

>>50406714
Ok sure

>>50406714
Sir, this is a NijiEN thread. Go post your JP indies somewhere else.

>>50406805
Yes brother, it is time...
https://files.catbox.moe/avpnic.png

time to fap to selen

>>50406714

>>50406627
Who

>>50406854
>no cum version

>>50406867
After GTA4, which mayhem simulator should Rosemi play next?

>>50406824
NijICN*

>>50406913
Poor Rosemi…

>>50406907
She should play Postal 4

>>50406627
lmao who?

>>50406907
GTA 3
or Saints Row (2)

>>50406714

>>50406414
all that sugar in his cola marinates his flesh, he'll taste good!
>>50406535
I love him so much I will consume him and he shall be part of me

>>50406907
prototype

So, here's the deal: I've got this girl at my college who acts almost exactly like Pomu. She's got the blonde hair, the cute voice, she likes idols - y'know, the works. It's like a dream come true, you know? Now, I'm kinda infatuated with her, and I can't help but feel this urge to get closer. But here's where things get a bit tricky...
I've started following her around campus, you know, just to catch a glimpse of her and feel that connection. And I've even taken it a step further by waiting outside her class and following her back to her dorm room. It's like, I can't resist being near her.
Now, I'm wondering if I should escalate things a bit more or take a step back. I mean, she's unaware of my existence, and I don't want to scare her off or anything. But at the same time, I can't shake this desire to make a real connection. It feels so intense, like she's meant for me. Should I let fate take its course and keep following her, or should I try to approach her somehow? What do you guys think?

>>50406913
That's VirtuaReal.

>>50406714

>>50406871
Some guy called James that worked on a dorito shark animation and then made his own studio, he scammed like 40k+ out of liggers from what i saw (but also i read like 2 posts)

So, here's the deal: I'm Pomu

>>50406988
wasted dubs

>>50406442
Killing rosemi sama with sex ToT

>>50405377
but that sounds great though! i used to be pretty tomboy-ish so i missed a huge part of the "typical" girly things growing up, such as boybands or popular media.
just now im getting the appeal of them, its quite fascinating
and thats true; thats pretty much the only thing that has gotten his attention lately.. would love to make him watch any funny anime

このペンギンはエロかわいい

>>50406988
least creepy pomie

>>50406961
>>50407008

>>50406988
>Post longer than 2 sentences
You know the rules buddy

>>50406974
cola marinated ike......

>>50406988
Kill yourself

>>50407008
Jeezuz

>>50406988
You should follow your dreams

>>50406979
Nah Prototype is more of a Selen game

>>50406988
This reeks of a falseflag. I've never seen pomie phoneposters in this thread before.

>>50406988
Once upon a time, Pomu Rainpuff, the popular VTuber from Nijisanji EN attended an anime convention where she met one of her fans named Pomudachi. He was a shy young man who had been following her streams for months and finally got to see her in person!

As they started talking about their mutual love for anime and video games, Pomu quickly noticed how sweet and caring he was. They spent the entire day together at the convention attending panels and browsing through booths.

Later that night as they were sitting outside watching fireworks with other attendees, Pomudachi confessed his feelings for Pomu. Even though it surprised her at first, she realized that she felt something special too.

From then on they started dating long distance but thanks to modern technology keeping them connected wasn't difficult! They would spend hours playing games online together or chatting over video calls while waiting until their next meetup!

Over time as they continued seeing each other regularly - whether it be conventions or just meeting up when traveling near one another; their relationship grew stronger & more passionate than ever before which made both of them feel truly happy!

Eventually after years of being in a loving long-distance relationship between Japan & America; they decided that it was time to take things further by moving closer together so that no matter what life threw at them -they could face it head-on side by side making lasting memories along the way.

And so our story ends with two souls united in love thanks to an anime convention bringing these two people's paths crossed forevermore!

https://files.catbox.moe/ctv89r.png

>>50406988
>apple phone poster
Here's the deal buddy you don't know that gal
I don't care what you THINK she is, you don't know her... kapeesh?
Go home, study - do something man. She seems like everything because you yourself have NOTHING.

>>50407155
Yeah, that one, things like this make me relieved that people like Ren already have their almost dedicated animation studio

>>50407182
>I've never seen pomie phoneposters in this thread before.
Don't discriminate like that

These days I just assume that a giant wall of schizo text is a chatGPT prompt if it's not something obvious like ennaschizo

>>50407155
I don't understand why would anyone make multiple payments totaling nearly 35k before getting a single finished product

>>50407155
>Paying 34k in FULL before you ever see a project, or the files

Why are people so fucking stupid?

Not even fucking contractors WHO LITERALLY BUILD THINGS do this, they get their money in Steps and are agreed upon.

For instance, completion of a room gets like 100k paid, completion of 2 rooms is another 100k and so on for however many rooms are sought after.

Completion on time gets a bonus per contract negotiations, and so does completing the whole thing in full.

I pay artists half, get a sketch then pay in full for colors.

Like I genuinely don't understand, it should have been agreed upon he gets 5k, until he's at X stage, at which point you trade files, and give him more money so keep working.

Wonder if any NijiENs have been majorly scammed while trying to make orisongs/emotes/MVs etc

>>50407251
joke's on you ennaschizo is a language model too.

>>50407204
>pubes
Mah dick

>>50407155
35K FOR A FUCKING PROJECT?

https://twitter.com/ReimuEndou/status/1663294929345429507

So why are rosefags falseflagging as pentomos and spamming Petra?

>>50407308
Pomu got scammed at least 3 times

Anons please stop making me horny for the pingu

>>50407204
This is still the best Petra lewd to date

>>50407308
Pomu's first attempt to buy a hardware-capture 3DS ended up being a scam.

>>50407294
>Why are people so fucking stupid?
We gave a bunch of 2x-year old nobodies hundreds of thousands of dollars and massive fame that they were wholly unprepared to handle. What happens next will shock you.

>>50407361
Probably

I want to marry this sexy penguin

>>50407251
ChatGPT fanfictions are the most obvious posts in this thread. Like this one >>50407197 or that Selen one the other day

>>50407204
MANY MEN HAVE COOMED
MANY MEN HAVE BEEN SQUASHED BY THE BAN HAMMER
OUR DICKS WILL REMAIN HARD

>>50407361
Why do Briskadets hate Petra so much? You guys threw a fit over a Sonny & Petra OP image a couple of days ago.

>>50407308
Not music related, but Doppio got scammed out of RAM when he was trying to upgrade his PC.

>>50407382
>implying this isnt better
https://files.catbox.moe/g1y314.png

>>50407517
Name one fanbase on /vt/ that doesn't hate Petra.

>>50407517
Petra is way cuter than them, its just pure jealousy

>>50407547
Famelira

PENTOMOS DONT LOOK
AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE

>>50406988
Haha, wow, just wow. I can't believe I'm reading this shit. Are you seriously asking for advice on stalking someone!

>>50407573
AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE MMMMOOOOOOOODDDDDSSSSSS

>>50407532
I personally prefer
https://twitter.com/detectiveneko/status/1569767175824580614

>>50406988
Man up and approach her, if you keep stalking her she will notice and she won’t think it’s cute. If you’re not going to assert yourself she will just see you as a creepy coward. If your intentions are good, the behavior you’ve decided to share can at least be forgiven as infatuation, still creepy, but forgivable because it’s obvious you have a crush on her and are approaching it like a high schooler. But always remember she’s also not going to solve your own problems, she can inspire you to solve them yourself but being dependent on her will only lead to her or your own suffering.

>>50407155
This one hurts me because there's so many ways to avoid this

>>50407573
I'm no ornithologist, but that seems like an African gray parrot.

>>50407573
Enna please get off 4chan
https://litter.catbox.moe/3kmzeu.jpg

>>50406907
Mernaries 2: World in Flames
Saints Row (2)

>>50407532
I'm not implying anything. I'm telling you that the other one is better.

>>50407155
Crazy ren is dumb but not spend 35k on a animation video

https://twitter.com/ginga_elyka/status/1657595755564249088
Reminder that Reimu browses her porn tag when she's horny

>>50407700
>Mercenaries

>>50407251
Once upon a time, in the magical world of Nijisanji EN, there were two VTubers named Pomu Rainpuff and Selen Tatsuki. They had met each other several times during collab streams but never really got to know each other well.

One day, while streaming together on Minecraft, they found themselves alone in a quiet corner of their virtual world. As they worked on building a castle together, they started talking and sharing stories about their lives outside of streaming.

As the sun began to set over their creation, Pomu realized that she was starting to feel something special for Selen. She couldn't help but notice how kind and caring she was towards everyone around her.
Selen too felt drawn towards Pomu's infectious energy and positive attitude. They laughed at each other's jokes and shared some heartfelt moments as well.

After that day, whenever they streamed together or even just chatted online, there was an undeniable spark between them. Soon enough it became clear that they had fallen in love with each other
They decided to make it official by announcing their relationship during one of their streams which left all their fans overjoyed! From then on out they continued to stream together as a couple spreading love through the virtual world

Why do famelira keep saying "we wuz"

>>50407730
Reimu hops on Vox's dick when she's horny

Would Rosebuds watch Rosemi play TLOU2? I know people were complaining about having to sit through TLOU.

Just finished mystas irl panel everyone was so cute and happy: D

>>50407788
Vox wishes

>>50407771
Cringe, fuck off selen

>>50407816
sonny POV

Would you pay for this prostitute?

>>50407777
kangz quadz

>>50407723
Ren is dumb about everything but not financial I think

So Elira's tentative schedule is
Tuesday: Valorant collab
random day 13 sentinels stream
random day possible Star Rail stream (?)
Saturday: possible Eclipse group watchalong
Sunday: FMA:B watchalong in members
One, maybe two mystery streams in there

>>50407807
I hope Mysta talks about his experience there when he gets back.

>>50407802
Probably not, I love Rosemi but pretty much the only entertaining portion of the playthrough was the ending and picrel

>>50406907
GTA5, Saints Row 2 and 3, Just Cause 2, Postal 2/3/4, but many of these might be out due to perms or politic stuff

>>50407835
true
sonny watching me plow the fuck out of ban hada

>>50407841
nah, she looks like a free slut to me

>>50407841
Yes but with cake.

>>50407777
holy lucky digits

>>50407802
No. This and league are the only two

>>50407853
sounds about right

>>50407818
Vox doesn't have to wish when Reimu already begs for money just to visit the UK multiple times

>>50407802
Ngl. I love her and I'm not a shitposter, but she should hold off on that for awhile. If not, I will just respectfully skip it. I understand that she's a fan of TLOU tho.

>>50407853
So same shit she's been streaming for months

>>50407573

>>50407828
After a few months of dating, Pomu Rainpuff and Selen Tatsuki decided to tie the knot in a grand virtual wedding ceremony. They invited all their fans and fellow VTubers from Nijisanji EN to witness the special occasion.
The wedding venue was beautifully decorated with flowers, ribbons, and balloons. As the guests started arriving one by one, they were greeted by cheerful music playing in the background.
Pomu looked absolutely stunning in her white dress while Selen wore a dapper tuxedo that made her look handsome as ever. As they exchanged vows of love and commitment towards each other, everyone present felt their hearts swell with joy.
After exchanging rings, they shared their first kiss as a married couple which was met with loud cheers from their beloved fans who had gathered virtually for this momentous event.
As the night progressed, there were speeches from friends and family members who showered them with blessings and good wishes for their future together. There was also plenty of food and drink to enjoy along with fun games and activities for everyone to participate in.
It truly was an unforgettable day filled with love and happiness that will be cherished forever by Pomu Rainpuff and Selen Tatsuki as well as all those who attended either physically or through virtual means!

>>50407852
Also helps that he's in a big corporation that makes sure that shit doesn't happen.

WHERE THE FUCK IS OBSYDIA 3D I NEED PETRA'S PENGUIN ASS IN 3D

>>50407969
A based schedule I agree

>>50407973
what is that bird wearing a wig for

>>50407973
damn his cut is fire
frfr no cap cuh

>>50407807
They were, I want that giant Mysta cutout...

>>50408029
nah, lazy garbage at best

>>50408070
...but enough about the other company

>>50407973
no shot this pengy lookin fresh fr

>>50407802
I wouldnt actively watch the streams, just listen to her while working on something else

>>50407980
>MONTHS of dating
wtf bro

it takes normal people YEARS of dating to decide if they wanna spend the rest of their life together
and at least 45% of them will get divorced

>>50407059
oh, what were your interests back then?
i think at the time i was just really into reading and got easily impressed. i’m a lot more picky with what i read right now.
maybe we can bring up anime topic to him the next time he streams… i always want to hear him talk more about that

>>50408093
>no argument
I accept your concession fagelira

>>50408111
Selen and Pomu just have that strong of a bond.

>>50403870
For a horror game it's really comfy

I want to kiss Petra's tummy

>>50407969
>months
But she only started playing 13 Sentinels and HSR like 2 and a bit weeks ago?

>>50408111
>and at least 45% of them will get divorced
wtf is even the point then

>>50407980
>Selen Tatsuki
>knot

>>50408111
you have never met a lesbian have you?

>>50408308
naggerbros...

Has there been any update on Aster's chaturbate stream?
Been waiting for a while

>>50407980
kys shipnigger

>>50408328
Mya anon with a reasonable sleep schedule? You must be a fake

>>50407853
so will elira finish 13 sentinal soon?
also next JRPG when

>>50408372
She should be able to finish it in her next stream
After that she wants to start Persona 4 Golden

>>50408372
Why won't Elira play dragon quest

>>50408417
Numbers too low

>>50408417
dragon quest sucks
>>50408413
>After that she wants to start Persona 4 Golden
best boy Adachi

>>50408168
Making divorce illegal has unironically made it so more people get fucking married without realizing its a LIFETIME commitment.

Others are retards who just fester bullshit instead of counseling and talking like adults.

Same reason why Britian now has roaming gangs of children, when you take away consequences of an action, then that action spirals wildly out of control.

why do cigarretes make me burp

>>50408153
his horror streams are usually pretty comfy

>>50408328
gn!

>>50407802
Nah as a day one rosebud I just cannot muster a single shit to give about TLOU

>>50408417
Why won't Elira play ASTLIBRA

So when is Elira streaming a JRPG that she can actually finish on stream and is therefore worth watching

>>50408328
Sleep well, Myanon. Good night and sweet dreams!