/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>This isn't a yah thread
it is now

The cult of /yah/

>>5036221
The worst cult

>>5036170
>This isn't a yah thread
fuck you I won't do what you tell me

>Another explicit /yah/ thread

>>5036170
Her cheeks look so smooth, I want to run my hands across them.

I would sell my soul to marry Beatani.

i want to fist fight dads.

>>5036170
Who is (you)?

>>5036442
Just a dad.

>>5036440
Fight Club. Based.

>>5036475
the best rule is the one where I beat up you because you are new

>>5036542
you can beat this bussy up

I am afraid of impregnating Beatani because I think she'll end up eating our child.

>>5036586
It's beatani who will do the impregnating, not (you).

>>5036566

>>5036586
Basically this >>5036615
But you are right about 'eating the child' part.

I think I figured out the good news. Beatani has probably coordinated with a dad over cringe DMs to set up a dad Minecraft server.

This is some zodiac killer shit.

if you want a picture of the future imagine my boot stomping some dads face

>>5036251
Come on man, look fat look. Come on fat, look man fat.

>>5037019
Hopefully mine, end my suffering onegai.

>>5036801
>Bea loves us so much that she wants us to make real friends and have fun even when she is not around
I hate you all tho

>>5037250
your boot?

what's a beartani

>>5037517
She makes this kind of noises

>>5037517
it's kinda like a bear and kinda like a tani

>>5037549
I am going to listen to this while I'm falling asleep.

>>5036221
>>5036251
Ok Zhang.

>>5037797

hmmm I wonder?

>>5037883
My mistake, gomen. I've just noticed the cult comments started going into overdrive after she sided with Coco recently.

>>5037549
I've listened to this more than 60 times in the background apparently. Still not getting old.

i'm way too drunk to call beatani names

>Youtube started going guru guru again just when she was about to read my donation
>It didn't get recorded in the vod
The timing was so perfect that I can't stop laughing, love this bear

>>5038574
>my message was so yab she censored herself reading it

>>5038157
100 times now. Please marry me Beatani. I will give you all the daughters you want.

>>5038594
>>5038574
Sorry bros

i love you dads

>>5038597
Imagine, your daughters will be half human, half bear, half bike

>>5038620
don't forget 100% cute, funny and retarded

so how angry was beatani about china?

>>5038705
Pretty mad, but a little drunk perhaps. She is definitely not supporting those who bend their knees to Xi knobslobbers.

>>5038609
It's ok, I had a good laugh and supporting this bear is more important than my own self satisfaction

>>5038810
Same

>>5038705
Extremely based in her righteous fury. That is why I think she will stay indie beyond the obvious, "She's too yab for any company to hire her." rrat, She wouldn't like having to constantly censor herself when streaming is the only social thing in her life that she does for her own enjoyment and finds relaxing and not to please Japanese society.

>>5038874
>>5038810
She wouldn't want you to be so selfless

>>5038970
She could always read his message again on Twitter like that one other time

>>5036801
you stole my positive rrat fuck you

>>5038970
Good, now I feel that I won against her for the first time

>>5039074
you didn't

>>5039155

>had a dream where Beatani sent me a DM of her (as in, Bea not her roommate or anything like that) on the beach

I'm not putting any stock into it because I know how dreams work (I was dreaming of some other weird shit literally moments before it pivoted into that, for example) but still. Weird that it's getting to the point where I can't even sleep without her showing up.

>>5039277
I dreamed that I was at a cannibal orgy and it was no fun.

>>5039277
I know it's wrong but I have dreamed about running across her roommate in ridiculous situations and winding up fucking her a couple times.

>>5039277
My only dream is sometimes seeing images of her stream and then when I am half awake I think she might actually be streaming right now and I go check to make sure.

lucky rainbow spurdo to bless the thread

What is Bea to me, I wonder? I don't know.

>>5039539
>>5039666
yah bee

https://www.youtube.com/post/UgxEr86dqn3AhA0G1IV4AaABCQ

go post your wishes !
https://www.youtube.com/post/UgxEr86dqn3AhA0G1IV4AaABCQ

>>5039666
I remember her talking about melonpan the food in a CHKN stream, seems like forever ago.

>>5039929
what a cute bear

I feel bad since I know she probably wants a lot of joke wishes like people talking about how their wish is to smash her cute and funny parts but the only thing I can think of is wishing for her future success in the coming year

why is she so cute dads?

As this is the most obvious yah thread that isn't called /yah/ I have ever seen in my life. I'll allow you to send in your clover club submissions here if you want. The deadline is in 13 hours or if a thread is active at that time, the death of that thread. Instructions here: https://controlc.com/9ca88e91

>>5039985
Because she's also funny.

>>5039968
I was thinking if I should make something extra cringe up. But then i realized that If I go full serious modo the cringe will be even worse. So I'll actually be serious about this one.

the only people that watch her are here in /vt

>>5040273
Not true, I'm a reddit tourist.

>>5039930
this is just marshmallow reading?

>>5040306
Pretty much, but half of the messages will be sex related

>>5040306
Preselected for maximum lulz

She's expecting crazy, degenerate, fantasy shit, coomer wishes. I just want to get the fuck away from people and live in the mountains.

>>5037355
>>5037549
[spoilers]I don't know what happened, but I can't get the sound to play on these filenames anymore. I've tried fiddling with 4chanX settings, I've tried different browsers, nothing works.[/spoilers]

>>5040345
I want to be unironically immortal. Yes I've thought a lot about it.

>>5037355
>>5037549
I don't know what happened, but I can't get the sound to play on these filenames anymore. I've tried fiddling with 4chanX settings, I've tried different browsers, nothing works.

is there a limit number of messages?

This vtuber is way too small for it to have her own thread, please don't make them again, no one cares.

>>5040573
Fuck off and die onegai

>>5040573
Ok Zhang.

>>5040573
Fuck off newfag.

https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1404033691660083208

I feel called out bros

>>5036170
shit bear

>>5040757
i reply to bea's tweets once in a blue moon and then this happens, it's worrying

How much Hololive does Bea watch? She seems pretty familiar with FBK, Chammers and Coco.

I got blocked by my first dad, I feel accomplished

>>5040818
Push my shit in bear.

>>5040831
What a fag move

She's getting too big anons

>>5040884
yes

>>5040831
Confess your sins, what did you do?

I love getting goodnight and good morning dms from her everyday. My life felt so empty before

I like being reply spammed, fuck this recent advice.

>>5040906
Draw limbless noreps dad into his fanart

hey dads stop sending coomer marshmallows

>>5040757
I just find it funny she is giving people lessons on social media etiquette. This shitposter who can't even control her impulses and has to delete tons of comments she makes from her official account.

>>5040979
I bet some dad cried about it on her dms.
Confess, dads!

>>5040959
I sent one that's very boring so I doubt it'll be read. A wish for happiness and fulfillment for all dads and bears. I really can't think of anything more I'd like. I'm not very interesting and I can't think of anything dumb as fuck to say for the sake of content, and that wish came to min. Dads are consistently some of the nicest people I've interacted with, and Bea herself works hard. It's cringe as fuck, so if it's not read aloud, that's probably for the best. The coomer ones will be great to see, though.

>>5040959
No Bea, I WILL unleash my pent up virgin lust on you and you WILL read it on stream.

>>5040942
kek

>>5040979
I sent her wish for a marry christmas.
And for a happy new year too

>>5040924
based attention whore anon

>>5041107
>marry christmas
>christmas cake

>>5041161
don't be a nerd faggot

>>5040979
>social media etiquette
Fuck that nonsense. The internet is the wild west.

>>5040831
I wonder if it's the same one that blocked me

>>5041161
Tags: humiliation masturbation MILF mind_break solo

Either one of you complained to her, or she wants each of us all to her own (Haa haa)

>>5040831
hello mrlickbeatanis pussy with shitty drawings under each post

>>5041250
Benchtani

>>5041298
That's the guy that blocked me

>>5041329
Wait, what the fuck, seriously? Out of all people, him? Jesus Christ.

>>5041289
Did she get salty that her dm rrat got reversed on her with the dads saying we'll form our own dm group to talk amongst each other?

>>5041374
Beliebable

>>5041250

beatani doesnt know what sex is

>>5041298
I'm a top tier twitter stalker and I don't even know who this is supposed to be referring to.

>>5041437
Make a Gondola Bea

>>5041456
new account drawing shitty doodles on most posts.

>>5041437
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cortical_homunculus

>>5041456
Haven't seen him much before, but he replied with scribbles under pretty much every post today

>>5041437
Bea in a Pikamee style I see.

>>5041456
https://twitter.com/luvbeatanipussy
Blocked a few dads

>>5041478
Gonna assume it's this one then. Guess I'm not missing much.

>>5041329
that guys account was made this month, possibly yesterday,thats no old dad.

>>5041326

>>5041500
Very curious to see what the fuck they did to earn his ire. But let's not get too distracted.

>>5040573
Get out of here fat, come one man.

>>5041500
>I'm actually blocked
NO IT CAN'T BEEEEEEE

I know exactly what to send Beatani for the wish but it might be too lewd to read on stream.

>>5041461

>>5041645
Based

I wish a nigga would.

I don't know where to send her my wish, but I want to fall in love with a succubus who ends up killing me in my sleep
that way i get the two things i want most with one wish

>>5041794
Check the community post.

https://files.catbox.moe/lc9uco.mp3

>>5041794
>https://www.youtube.com/post/UgxEr86dqn3AhA0G1IV4AaABCQ
this link
https://peing.net/en/beatanichisato

She wasn't lying about her racism

>>5040273
I'll nitpick, but it's more like 80% or so
You can tell by some chat comments and some of the people interacting on twitter who clearly aren't from here (ex the artist ChefHART or that JackOfAllBlades fag)

>>5041500
kek I'm also blocked, I didn't even know that person existed

>>5041564
I'm pretty sure he blocked half the people here at least
Prob some alt account made to trigger that exact reaction, not a big deal

>>5040907
Damn, I can probably see her from my windows

>>5042255
Is anyone not blocked at this point?

>>5040907
You have to be at least this big to satisfy her

>>5040907
A very cute Bea.

>>5042167
Good bear avoiding namefaggotry.

When Bea has a dick does her cute and funny part disappear or stay?

>>5042341
honestly when I see someone block half a fanbase of an indie while doing weird shit I just assume they're an unironic groomer, if they were a shitposter they'd want everyone to see what they were up to

>>5042567
She wouldn't call it her, "futa cock", if her cute and funny part didn't stay, dadchama.

BEATANI YOU SHOULD TRIM OUT YOUR YABS FROM THE STREAM YOU BAKA

>>5042684
Too mendokusai for her maybe
She probably thinks everyone saw it anyway so w/e

>>5042684
if I remember right anything that could be an actual yab and not just a shitpost-y kinda yab was too blurry or small to amount to anything anyway so it's more of a "try to not do it again in the future" kinda thing.
Probably just make a separate windows profile for streaming to be extra careful, maybe

>>5042167
>censoring the name
>on twitter
But why? For what reason?

>>5042765
not give attention I suppose

>>5039277
I had a dream where I was driving to my childhood home but it was gone and the whole neighborhood was a giant warehouse. I went inside and got lost in the dark (there were some hallways deeper in the warehouse that looked suspiciously like the closed up shops from the date stream). Then I made it back to my car and was freaking out because it was night time I didn't know where my home was. That's when I woke up.
I'm sure this dream was related to Beatani because I don't normally have dreams and nothing has changed for me recently except for watching Beatani.

>>5042816
I looked this up on a dream interpreter for you. It means 'repressed feelings' 'wanting to be desired' and 'latent homosexuality'. Looks like you're gay.

>record myself singing clover
>think it sounds absolutely great and is the best take yet
>actually listen to the recording
>realize I still sound like a goose that's getting fucking in the ass
Repeat infinitum. But I WILL get a recording in today no matter what.

>>5043192
Hey man, if she can record herself making seagull noises and share it with the world then there's no reason you can't do it too.

>>5042765
(You)s are a powerfull currency

>>5043216
beatani is cute so its ok
incel neckbeards squawking like a goose is cringe

>>5042167
What's the second word?

>>5042167
Can't find the tweet.

>>5043407
grandpa

>when a vtuber does karaoke just think it's kinda fun but don't focus on it too hard
>when a vtuber starts singing in the middle of a normal stream feel my goddamn heart melt

do I have autism

The second stream is still up but now it is actually unlisted

>>5043192
Ah man, I got the goose voice too. It sucks.

>>5043563
>unlisted
Possibly (hopefully) processing the trimming, otherwise it would be private.

>>5040757
>have broken mind and sick fetishes because her society is too strict
>wants to spread that overthinking view and bending to other people to us
nigbear that shit ain't happening. We don't give a shit. We are too white

>>5043680
No when it is processing it does not have the unlisted tag on it. I think atleast.

Tying Beatani up! Doing many dirty things to her!

>>5040757
I'm not even sure what she means, people who butt into an ongoing thread?

shota beatani!

I dreamt I met with a dad. But for some reason he was asutralian and very tanned.

>>5043870
https://files.catbox.moe/9l691h.png

The only Beatani related dreams I ever have is me posting something absolutely unforgivable and cringe in the chat that makes everyone hate me and everytime I have that dream I have to go check if it was real life or dream.

>>5043960
You might shitpost too much

>occasionally reply to Bea tweets
>a few other dads start following me
Why? It makes me feel watched at all times

>>5040924
Agreed, reply spam means you started a good thread.

>>5043960
I have the exact same dreams. Posting something either in chat or in the thread, getting doxxed, and having my life ruined because of it

>>5044060
Dads together strong

>>5043563
Probs because of the French risuna abuse racism yabai.
That shocked and scared me a little to be honest.

>>5043960
>>5044070
what kind of monsters do you think we are?

>>5044060
I follow only beatanis accounts but still nearly 20 dads follow me. It makes me feel weird as I don't follow them. I would follow back but I don't want my feed to have their random anime porn retweets all over it

>>5044127
considering all the other shit she's done on stream I really fuckin doubt that. probably just the potential yabs with her showing her desktop and stuff like that.

>>5044176
I love you guys but you are scary sometimes

>>5044060
I follow dads if I think they're cool. I also follow everyone back unless they're a schizo or I see them tweeting a bunch of political shit.

>>5044184
Similar case but I don't find it weird, they're interested in beatani things and I often post beatani things. Some have twitters just for bea or vtubers anyway so wanna support all the community. I think it's cool.

>>5044127
I thought it was pretty funny and I'm French
I thought the american part was more likely to cause issues given how cliché but realistic it was. Well none of that is more risqué than showing weird +18 doujins on stream anyway.

>>5043909

>>5044313
Nah, I think all Americans will agree that the American part was easily the best part of the stream. Especially when it sold for so much in the end. What a great note to end the stream on.

>>5044348
This is realistic

>>5043424
Deleted

>>5042768
buy he is good shitposter. He deserves (you)s

what the hell are you nerds doing?

>>5044725
telephone sex with Risuna-chan

>>5044725
Telephone sex with dads

What's Gurutani's endgame? Mass suicide? Project Mayhem? Becoming God?

>>5044725
sorry, its hard to keep up with the thread when bea is blowing up my DMs

>>5044870
too many questions

>>5044870
All three in the inverted order

I'm going to impregnate Bea and claim her. Fuck all you other dads

>>5044870
Dads build her a mansion in South America and then become her maids/concubines.

>>5041500
i never saw this account, but im blocked too! nice!

>>5044313
Maybe I over reacted cause I watched the Blank Room video at a young age.

God I just want to take her now... Fuck!

>>5044957
I've already sent her a dick pic and a tribute.
By Japanese customs she has no choice but to marry me.

>>5044969
If dads need guerrilla training they can ask the BR or ARS dads

>>5045051
How did she react

>>5045079
"y-you better take responsibility for doing this, dad"
and I did

>>5041500
i’m pretty sure that account either just got banned or self-deleted

>>5045117
No seriously I'm curious

>>5045139
>This account doesn’t exist
>Try searching for another.
well yeah

I can't even think of a good wish

clip reps from last night:
https://youtu.be/qgbt4g38QQI

>>5045219
I sent her an edited version of the two bears pasta.
I'll send something proper later.

>>5039666
How does a grown man become like this and seem to have a normal life

>>5045293
It's pretty easy when you have fuck you money from being Swiss.

>>5045293
by being a very rich Swiss with a high paying job

>>5045241
I really appreciate you being consistent with these clip uploads.

>>5045401
you're welcome bea, I do my best!

>>5045483
Chihiro...

>>5045483
it's appropriate, I have a Jahy sticker on my car.

>>5045345
>>5045355
Didn't he get doxxed and lose his banking job? No way he gets enough YouTube money to live how he does

>>5045591
People like him can retire very early in life. If he saved up his earnings and invested them properly

>>5045241
Good job, I wanted to clip things but since you and a couple others do well enough, I thought I could leave it to you.

>>5045241
I appreciate the speedy delivery, but I recommend editing it down a bit since it takes a while for the drama to unfold and many current and future dads have ADD. Good job on the thumbnail though!

>>5041374
What was even the deal with that? Somebody leaked her DMs? She leaked her own DMs and tried to pass it off as someone else?

Why would dads form their own dm group? We're already safe and secure in the threads.

>Naming an account "luvebeatanipussy"
>DMing dick pics and tributes
>Spicy Ojisan
Dads...

>>5045637
Sorry for the selfpost, but if you want to help with clipping, you should! I'm just one amateur after all. Even if (you) don't want to upload personally, my DMs are always open if you want to suggest clip, have a suggestion or even work together with me on a video.

>>5045737
Someone made a fake DM for fun, she played along acting like it was a leak, Z** debunked the screenshot by pointing a mistake in it, Beat said "nooo it's real for fun", then some talk about dads making a group DM to talk excluding bea from it

>>5045768
saved

>>5045805
>>5045737
To understand
https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1403893172443353088
https://twitter.com/Ziassan/status/1403911432639553536
https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1403898556981780485

>>5045737
Someone edited a DM chain he had with Bea to make it look like they were talking about which dad should be modded on YT.
Boring dads and reply dads found out that bea is DMing interesting and fun dads in private, but are still in denial.

>>5044348
SAUCE

>>5045783
Then I will contact you if I decide to work with you on a video. Otherwise I might upload simple quick clips myself. Thank again, clipdad.

I want Beatani to nya for me as I shoot my sperm into her pussy

>>5045661
>takes a while for the drama to unfold
Thanks for the feedback. How do you feel about jump cuts in the clips? Is that what you think I should be doing in a clip like this? I haven't done any kind of editing like that yet, but I know I need to start. I'm sorry if this question sounds too obvious.

Another few things I want to learn/improve...
I know in a lot of clips, there is editing done where they enlarge crops of the clip (so to like, make Beatani bigger). Also, some clippers like to focus on funny messages in chat. Is that something that you feel is important to a good clip? If this sounds like it's coming from a retard, it's because I am, gomen.

I want to call Beatani stupid, a bitch, and choke her as I impregnate her with our child

>>5045958
>Boring dads and reply dads found out that bea is DMing interesting and fun dads in private, but are still in denial
I am going to kill myself

bea and I DMed and she told me her secrets.

Day 35

>>5046397
sus, are you really noreps dad?

>>5046412
pls andastand, he fainted while typing the rest

>>5046412
Yes...

>>5046501
please accept my sincere apologies.

>>5046547
It's okay...
I was caught up in the moment...

>>5046121
I'm not the one you are replying to but jump cuts are very common in clips and they are not as jarring as you expect them to. The make Beatani bigger thing is just funny, it's not important but it gives the clip some life.

>>5047862

>>5046121
I watched it again and here's my opinion. Try cutting it down to these parts:
0:23 to 0:57
1:25 to 1:45
1:54 to 2:11
Straight into the action at 0:23. The juxtaposition between her pleading with him to stop at 1:45 and the cut to him throwing the mug at 1:54 is funny, and I think it's also funny to end it abruptly after ちょっと! If you have screenshots of where he said he was ordering the mugs you could try adding that at the very start too. Think of making a clip as building a little story arc.
I think jump cuts are useful and people expect to see them. But they can be distracting too if there's background audio. Besides using them to cut down a longer clip, I'm sure you've also noticed a lot of people use jump cuts to give their clips a frenetic feeling.

>>5047957
Made me look

95% groomers itt

>>5048206
its actually user-editable and you can post any shit there

>>5048235
dads are too spineless to groom

>>5048235
95 Beatani clones, 4 Risunas, 1 remote kid

>>5048235
More like 95% groomed. This dasai bear has made every dad a slave to her cock.

>>5036170
Bear should take a trip to Aokigahara and hang around for a while. She deserves it.

Dropping my submission off. Sorry about audio quality.
https://voca.ro/1gSiD78lmlab

>>5048476
im insecure enough to be ok with sharing her cock

I'll finish my art reps today, tabun maybe

>>5044184
i have art tastes dont fucking judge meeeeee

Deserves to be bent over a knee for being a shit daughter

>>5048476

>>5048476
Not every dad. That one dad two or three threads earlier pulled a "I'm going for a pack of cigs".

>>5048569
ganbare

The towel wasn’t for washing her face
Aaahhh I want to do Bea’s handreps for her…

I want to show her my technique…

>>5040521
I'm having the same fucking problem and I've given up at this point

>>5048810
DM it to her

>>5048830
>Don't dm me retardchama or I will block you

>>5048830
I’m talking about my technique to pleasure her, silly

>>5048584
i WILL like BIG TITTTY KAICHOU TRIBUTE DRAWINGS and your SHAME won’t STOP ME

>>5048871
Cool dads can DM her. You are a cool dad, right?

>>5048871
don't worry retardchama, considering last night all you need to do is be based enough and she'll DM you herself apparently.

I only follow back dads who make quality posts and/or content, or are just cool, and that’s less than 5% of you guys

>>5048956
Suck my nuts

>>5048481
Received thank you. We are now at 11 submitters. I told the actual song editor at the start to expect a minimum of 12. It now seems it's very likely we will hit that which makes me happy.

>>5040521
>>5048828
hover player doesnt work, although the popup player works on my machine

>>5048647
goddamnit bea lol

This is unsustainable.

>>5048910
>I'm a cool dad
>I let my daughter peg me
>uoooh my money
>the best birthday she ever had
Sad for kichigai daughter. Big yariman office daughter.
c'est la vie. Better luck next life daughter.

>>5048647
kek

>>5048956
a shame you can’t follow ballsac anon

>>5049204
>the header info in the bio still applies
lmao

>>5049204
Nice hedder Bear

>>5049204
Everyday this bear gets even more based

>>5048235
anonymous rrat, what
nothing better to do?
why don't you AWAY yourself
you're a reply guy too
who's grooming who
what should we do
well you can't be bea's dad
and her onahole too

>>5049204
hahah cock

>https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1404109309810642944
You ARE doing your reps, right dad?

I think Bea is competing with noreps dad.

>>5049417
Yes, Bea inspires me to be better.

>>5049417
Right after I watch the new Thunderbolt Fantasy episode with a friend

>>5049358
I WILL MAKE RRATS
and THEY WILL BE POSITIVE

>>5049417
I started working out and studying Japanese again because of her. I-I'll keep doing my best, Beatani.

what the fuck did I stumble upon? Who is this chuuba? And why is everyone so weird?

>>5049417
I've lost 20lbs since the breakfast stream.

>>5049417
I'm not sure if I'd call the things I post "reps" but yeah I guess
>>5049442
>thunderbolt fantasy
a man of culture
I'm still trying to get over the fact that they made a goddamn Nendo a plot point. Absolute madlads

>>5049431
lol

>>5049525
welcome

>>5049525
/vt/'s daughter

>>5049531
Season 3 is my favorite so far. The nendo made me actually laugh out loud

>>5049525
this is the result of a group of anons finding and attempting to groom a ESL JP chuuba, only to be groomed themselves into becoming parasocial dads who are schizos, paypigs, and content creators to please their already insane oshi daughter. leave before it's too la te

>>5049417
I do my instrument, art, nihongo and fit reps.
Might be related or not, but
Man, I used to think my drawings were crap and I was going to stop. And I didn't think the one with Bea on the screen was that good, but it seems to be liked. In Bea's case she used it on her YT hedder and it makes me very happy that she likes it enough for that. I've been drawing and studying more since I started watching her... arigatou Beaaa

>>5049718
That Bea drawing is better than most dude, I thought it was 3D model at first. This is coming from someone whose drawings are typically enjoyed here, so good work

>>5049525
Groomer larp and shit chubar. Stay or leave as you like.

>>5049884
hahaha yah… larping… hahaha it’s all just a joke right dads hahaha…

>>5049831
Thank you artfriend I hope I see more things from you

>>5049927
Maybe one later today if I can get off my ass

sometimes I forget how horny you guys are

>>5048312
You wouldn't know, the good ones don't do that in public

9

>>5050073
We’re men at the end of the day, no matter how innocent some of us may present ourselves. Well, at least I am

>>5050112
4

>>5049626
based

>>5050112
rolling

>>5050112
rolling

Aaaahhhh I wanna see an exhausted, sweaty Bea as she struggles to keep up with my libido…

Tfw
>Can't be groomed
>Not a groomer
>Not a coomer/horny poster (towards Beatani)
>Not a reply guy
>Not a oil balon but still a member
>No urge to get close or interact with crazy people outside of the stream
Sit back, observe, take some mental notes, and enjoy this never ending train wreck.

>>5050268
>>5050269
that's not how it works retardchama

>>5050268
>>5050269
which is (You)

>>5050275
Ah… I got 5…

>>5050291
shut up faggot
check em

>>5050311
nigger stole my dubs

>>5050289
Greys are the real chads. They will be here laughing when it all comes crashing down

>accidentally sent my lewd wish to Listener-chan and not the proper place
>now she knows how horny I am
there is no recovering from that

>>5049626
Let's get something straight, buddy. I don't make content to appease her, I do it because it's fun and people enjoy my work. If I wanted to solely pander to Beatani, I'd make low-effort coomer content that wouldn't give me any sense of enjoyment, hell I like it more when other people like/comment rather than her.
That's why I don't donate anymore, either. Sure, I can throw money at her and it goes to the void, but I'd rather CREATE something that can be enjoyed and shared.

>>5050395
Might as well tell us what you said idiot

>>5050451
no

Ok...fuck it. I'll go say my wish.

>>5050450
Get your head out of your ass dude

>>5050395
how'd you fuck that up? she literally gives you a link to submit your wish. you're like the second person today who didnt notice
beatani must think we're all retarded or something

Bea should do a watchalong of the E3 conferences...

>>5050450
Same, I create stuff for dads to enjoy. I get really happy when someone replies saying they laughed or something like that. Sure it's nice getting a like and reply from Beatani, but she does that to nearly everyone who posts on the art tag. But getting a positive comment from a dad on twitter, or even better a dad on here, is the best.

>>5050504
Go post about her pubic hair more, you prick

>>5050395
based retard

>>5050577
Why? That shit is cringe as fuck. The only good thing to appear was Elden Ring
>>5050450
This dad is based.

>>5050630
>Why? That shit is cringe as fuck
Correct

>>5050594
if your stuffs so valuable and enjoyable please post it here for us all to appreciate

>>5050523
>beatani must think we're all retarded or something
it's not like she'd be wrong

>you first

I need a new onahole, unironically, any recs?

>>5050778
ask /jp/

>be beatani
>failing as vtuber
>pander to 4chan
>get these ego inflated faggots as your base
roru rumao

The American must have got mad that Bea drew the flag wrong

>>5050931
No burger was mad at that picture. I can assure you all of that.
t.burger

>>5050450
You are based. One does not crease content for her attention but to enjoy it with everyone.

retard bear deserves die

I still laugh whenever I see it

>>5051028
That's just the average person in Mississippi.

>>5050504
How about instead of seething over some anon proud of being able to create, that you get off your ass and start creating? Ever thought of that?
The days tick by, the past increasing, the future receding. Chances and opportunities wilting away. Why is that, anon?

>>5050979
Then who broke into Beatani's house last night and deleted her save data?

>>5051028
The piss bottles are a nice touch

>>5050799
I want to ask dads!

>>5051144
Not him but you really do need to get your head out of your ass

>>5051193
I wouldn't know, I don't use such contraptions.

>>5050594
>>5051144
Lmao if you knew who I was you’d feel really stupid right now, but I don’t go around parading it like that asshat over there

>>5050778

Burgers. APOLOGIZE. APOLOGIZE FOR BEING FAT AND RUINING HER GAME.

>>5050778
What is even the appeal? Is it like something for people without foreskins that can't masturbate properly?

>>5050778
Did you try......Fleshlight? I only got one to know what the deal with them is about (still not better than the real thing). BUT, I will say it's better than hand reps. Actually killed my will to do hand reps ever again after using one.

>>5051169
maybe it was the fr*nch

Being Hanabi is suffering.

>>5051429
She deserves a third nuke.

>>5051203
Go out and create, retardchama. Instead of wasting your time goslingfagging over every time retarded office bear isn't streaming.

>>5051028
A true patriot. Never forget.

>>5051445
It's easy clean up and feels good, what's so hard to get?

>>5051429
But I'm not fat and FUCK HER GAME! Play something better!
>>5051558
Based.

>>5051429
I was going to reply but then saw who it was in response to and thought it was well deserved

>>5051591
This is what I hate about overzealous “creators” who just begin their craft. The sudden attention gets to their head and their ego becomes inflated. Please, curb your enthusiasm, it’s embarrassing to the rest of us

>>5051429
>land of the rising kichigai demands apology
Bear should do better

>>5051755
>this is what I hate about overzealous "creators"
So you use this as an excuse for being a lazy piece of shit tossing your money to a shit chuuba?

>>5051558
BURGERS AWAY

Imagine being a walking punching bag for a 155cm 0kg bear girl. How embarrassing!

>>5051842
Why does she fear the burger fatman?
Because the last two wiped out entire cities.

>>5051842
You need more collage reps.
Adjust the colour curves to match the background layer.

>>5051837
weak bait try harder next time

The last time the Japs picked a fight with burgers, things didn't go so well
Then again Japan got nuked into capitalism so it wasn't all bad

OK, DROP THE NUKE!

gonna nuke that pussy if you know what i mean bros

>takes months of bombing and two nuclear bombs to invade Japan
>acts smug about it
Do americans really? LMAO

V double-bui bea V

>>5052061
Yes, and every time I look at the moon I'm filled with a type of national pride you can never understand.

>>5052061
It was nuke or lose like 1/4th of the male population. It's not easy to invade by sea all while they're suicide diving their pilots into your ships.

>>5052061
They never even invaded the mainland, they thought about it but realized they would probably get up to a million casualties, so they resorted to the nuclear bomb.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Downfall

Reminder that Bea belongs to America

>>5052316
This.

This whole thing is gonna end up like onanie kurosawa. I can see it already, just don't know who it's going to be.

It feels good being a eurobro and never being made fun of. Well except for the french but I'm not french so no problem.

>>5052522
chewsday chuuba innit gov?
>>5052433
a love hate relationship with that office manko bear

>>5052520
clearly the one who does zero onani at all

>>5052522
I'll trade being a euro for healthy stream hours.

Though I hope she makes fun of more countries, it's really funny.

>>5052778
Wait... practicing sport isn't mandatory for murica cops??

I see Beatan is learning the ways of /int/.

>>5052961
Yes in america even cops are fat

>>5053061
you are cherry picking

>>5053172
Post fat European cops then

>>5052778
Is that a fucking >>>/b/ watermark?

>>5053414
Just get pics of UK cops.

>>5052520
Thanks for reminding me that this exists.

>>5050584
>Sure it's nice getting a like and reply from Beatani, but she does that to nearly everyone who posts on the art tag.

I was actually thinking about this the other day, I always get pretty damn happy whenever Bea likes my drawings, but I should try to not care that much about it and just draw whatever I find fun, even if she or the dads don't care that much about it

>>5053475
UK is technically Europe but I don't personally associate with them really and they don't seem to like us either. I feel a slightly closer connection to them compared to Americans, but only slightly.

>>5053625
This is a good attitude I think.

>>5053475
Brexit means Brexit

>>5050366
I think most people knew it could crash down at any point when getting into the beatani experience, so not really

>>5052520
Niceguy chads got this

>>5053414
You won't find any from my country at least. They are physically tested every year and risk getting fired if they suddenly can't meet the physical requirements anymore.

>>5052520
It willl be us NTRing her with Chihiro, of course.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD7sJxdWidQ
Surprise guerrilla, fuck you eurodads

>>5054100
dad... it was already scheduled

>>5054100
>guerilla
that was scheduled it just wasn't decided yet

>>5054100
>Surprise guerrilla
You aren't a real fan

>>5054136
>>5054165
I thought it was for tomorrow, sorry

>>5052152
and thanks god for that

>>5054212
It's 3 AM in Japan and she hasn't sleeped yet.

>>5054479
concern dad AWAY

>>5054100
Midnight is pretty alright for me desu
Sleep around 2h00, wake up at 9h00, work at 10h00

Go to sleep you foolish bear. Shitposting is fun but you NEED sleep!

>>5054521
it's 9p here and I haven't slept
why are you not concerning for me?