/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>50343458
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

speedy baker i love you

>>50343458
Make sure to do your playlist reps and leave a like on VODS! *chu*

>BETTEL'S BIRTHDAY MERCH IS LIVE! (On sale until June 19th 18:00 JST)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/gavisbettel_bd2023
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/gavis-bettel

>April Fools Situation Voice Packs are still available!
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_aprilfoolsday2023
https://shop.geekjack.net/search?q=tempantsu*&type=product

>HQ/VG Acrylic Stands are still live! (On sale until out of stock!)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_acrylicstand
https://shop.geekjack.net/products/holostars-english-tempus-acrylic-stand

>Valentine's Situation Voice Packs are still available!
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2023
https://shop.geekjack.net/products/holostars-english-tempus-valentines-day-2023-situation-voice

>>50343436
That's true
Though the hard shell is just optional armor. So you could go both ways with it
Machiroons might be even more versatile than the Cultare in that aspect

sex the machiroons

I MISS RUST
I MISS RUST

https://archiveofourown.org/works/47480218?view_adult=true
ToT

Speaking of mascots, has any of the boys besides Flayon said if their mascots have attack moves?

I have to say that mixer did awesome job with Vesper's song, it is almost like something you could hear from the radio.

I MISS NOWA

>>50343607
same

kabedon your senpai for the fujo classmates to enjoy

>>50343796
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en/status/1662928580870033408

>>50343955
this nigga hung over. glad he's alive i thought he died again

>>50343904
ToT

sex with old men

>>50343761
One of the better first covers from the boys
Though Axel is still the best so far

>>50343955
>New schedule today
Holy shit, what did barbie and alcohol do to this man

>>50343724
Koipanions can splash

>>50343955
I was fearing he went menhara after yesterday but he seems motivated. Good for him.
I'll be listening to his next zatsudan from a cabin in the woods. Maximum comfy.
>>50344033
It fixed him.

>>50343473
amen

>>50343904
UOOOOHH LEADER RAPING IZURU

>Vesper is the first Tempus member to release a schedule this week
what bizzarro world are we in right now

>>50344050
Do they learn tackle at level 15?

>>50343904
TToTT I owe you my life

>>50344091
He only streamed 1 day out of the entire week that's the least I'd expect

>my cucks
wdhmbt?

>>50343724
Altare's slimes are acidic and sometimes he sticks bombs in them

>>50343904
I LOVE YOU, VMANON

>>50344131
Wait, seriously? I did not notice that he barely streamed this week kek

>>50344131
did he really…???

Hi /mans/, I’ve been on an actual vacation for the past 2 weeks; any noteworthy streams to catch up on? I managed to catch Bettel 2’s cameo on Bettel’s birthday stream but that was about it.

>>50344298
Sorry I forgot he did a zatsu on wednesday, 2 days

streams doko

>>50344341
Excessively look for clips of Rust

>>50343955
Good boy!
See, he's learning.

>>50343904
wait holy kek this is great

>>50344341
hakka's unarchived karaoke last night was fun, takobro got it

>>50344411
I want to pat his head and shower him with praise until he gets flustered. ToT

>>50344131
>He only streamed 1 day
Wednesday: Zatsu and WoW
Saturday: Cover Zatsu and Barbie

>>50344341
If you haven't yet, check out the new covers by Axel, Vesper and Hakka. Magni's Outlast stream was fun

>>50344341
I thought Axel's dicknbolz game stream was funny. Not sure how the VOD is still up or if it'll survive Manechan clocking in on Monday (and by Monday I mean it's already Monday morning in Japan)

I'm late but
>>50336968
This->>50335258 but with Bettel's haori-coat-thingy

>>50344097
Shinri said he saw them more like Digimon than Pokemon, so they probably just have that move innately.

>>50343904
kek I love this so much

>>50343904
Amazing uuuu

>>50343904
cute! I asked for this thank you ToT

Also late but
>>50336968
People were talking about mascot lewds so how about Flay having sex with the machiroons

the heavy hitter flay attracted with his XD collab seems to have gotten into hakka too https://twitter.com/tym4/status/1662908433111339008?s=20

>>50343904
crazy ex altare....giwtwm

Feesh

>>50344911

>>50344341
rust, bettel wow weds vod, axel jousting, magni outlast, hakka karaoke, day 2 altare vod rust. barbie watchalong if you caught the others.

>>50344867
Man I thought this was some official chibi art at first

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6qJZHZ7PGY

>>50344976
It definitely looks like it could be!

>>50344867
Yeah they also drew this

>>50344911
This Altare is so cute

>>50344797
i completely forgot you asked for izutare, this was more for fun so i guess you're getting double fed soon! glad you enjoy, chu~

>>50343904
What a perfect scenario, thank you drawanon, chu~

I'm going to keep buying voice packs and not listen to any of them because I'm too shy to do it

>>50345031
you work so fast drawanon good shit o7

>>50345109
Cute anon. Assuming these new ones are the same price as the last couple sets i'll listen to Flay's for you

>>50345109
Same. It took me until last week to finally work out the courage to listen to the April Fools' VPs and I'm so not ready to do it again any time soon

>>50345109
No fuck you this is you on the left after you once again buy shit without actually using it

https://twitter.com/1chigoAki/status/1662921372673392641

>>50345109
it's ok i'll listen to it for you and cuck you

>>50345404
ToT nice

>>50345404
UGHH FUCKK K AKI FEEDS US SO WELL

>>50345404
I always forget Bettel is the same height or shorter than Altare

>>50345404
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>50345404
abayo

AUDIO DRAMA IN 3 HOURS

>>50345404
Is that a cock?
AIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>50343955
MY BELOVED

I want to pat Axel Syrios and tell him that he is a good boy

>>50345895
I think it's Bettels hand

Miss Flay......

>>50346096
>I want to pat Axel Syrios and tell him that he is a good boy

>>50346207
he'll be back soon

>>50346207

>>50346207
Just 3 more hours and we can listen to his soothing voice read us stories

So is Altare actually a footfag?

i can't be the only one who finds drunk vesper really off-putting, reminds me of my dad

>>50343904
the only pairing were altare looks tall

It is currently May 29, 7AM JST. Where are the voice dramas

>>50345659
I can't tell if his junk is actually out or those are just some extremely tight pants. Or the lines of the fly and the line of his hand and shirt just happened to line up and make it look like it's his junk when it's not...

>>50346557
I find any of the boys off-putting while they are drunk

>>50346603
Not until 9 PM EDT
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1662835421728964608

>>50346628
same.. probably would help if some parts were colored gray. hard to tell whats going on there

>>50346676
I see, thanks anon.

>>50346264
>>50346329
I wish the frame was up....
This has been a hectic week so idk if he'll still do it today

>>50346679
I don't think his junk is out since there are fabric wrinkle lines going across that area so I think it's one of the other two options

>>50346329
>>50346768
didn't he say he might have to change or cancel it?

>>50346840
I don't believe so
But this week has been very busy so that's why i'm not sure

>>50346557
This came up a lot during the japan arc I had to drop him because he reminded me too much of my alcoholic uncle and that's not something I want to be reminded of when I watch vtubers

>>50346918
>>50346840
Though I vaguely recall him talking about changing stuff on his schedule so the fanfic stream may have been a part of that convo

Guys I miss bettel so much what to do p(´⌒｀｡q)

Axel during Tempus offcollab
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzmUwQxHOI8&t=6944s

I'm feeling kind of shit bros. I missed out on Altare's LOTR watchalongs, are they feel good?

>>50347246
He gets really happy and excited watching them, I would say yes

we’re going to a rough patch /MANS/ i wanna give you guys hugs or fist bumps… i miss streams being on rust made me spoiled

>>50347215
suffer

>>50347215
buy more smartfridges to subscribe to him

>>50347373
56 HORAS

>>50347246
yeah they're quite nice actually

Seeing Miyabi and Temma, could consistent radio format be applicable in EN sphere?

>>50347246
I'm BIASED because they're my favourite movies ever but I liked the watchalongs a lot.

>>50347246
I saw the first one and he's very excited watching it so if you like that energy I'd say so

bettel taking even more from magni by locking his non-canon lore behind a menshi tier they are

fuck it i'm gavis bettel

>>50347666
t3? Magni has his in t2

>>50345404
ToT

>>50347748
PLEASE MARRY ME PLEASE I HAVE TO FUCK YOU OR I'LL DIE PLEASE GOD STRUGGLE WHEN I MOLEST YOU PLEASE DON'T MAKE IT EASY

>>50347892
whack

>>50343904
bless you,,,,

>>50346557
Vesper in that stream reminded me of a friend I had years ago. Everytime I got into movie night with that old friend group he drank like most people but he got so drunk that he couldnt stop talking over movies and randomly being loud, eventually him having to apologize multiple times.
It's crazy how similar it was to that watchalong, I think the reason is as simple as people being specific kind of drunk sometimes.

>>50347941
I read this a la https://files.catbox.moe/8s2y1j.mp3

>>50347771
The T3 is voicepacks in general.

>>50347941

really finding it hard to go on knowing I'll never be raped by regis altare

>>50348223
Greedy greedy little Bettel

>>50348310
how do you know he's not en route to you right now?

>>50347748
Get well soon, you useless faggot clown.

I really hope next week the boys have cool streams line up. I am kino deficient after the Rust arc ended.

>>50344341
KEK look at this anon, he missed the whole Rust arc

>>50348332
you're right, I've got to be strong

>>50348451
Well there should be month in review from bettel with the boys at least

>>50348451
altare's podcast and vg's karaoke are coming my insider at cover confirms

>>50348310
The cultare have it so hard...

>>50348321
I mean, usually VPs cost like almost the same as a T3 anyway

>>50348515
>Believing ______'s words

>>50346557
Same

you all sound like drug addicts waiting for their next hit of kino
i am too...

>>50348485
WHERE is that art from

>>50348332
he won't rape the willing

>>50348548
Yeah the previous two sets of Tempus VPs for April Fools and Valentines were 8 bucks each(except for Shinri's and probably someone else's)
And I presume this next one will be the same
So yeah generally the same price

>>50348538
the podcast is like a myth, legend to me
did he actually say that he will finally release it or is it another meme

>>50348667
Shinri's was really fucking long so his costed more

>>50345630
Uhhhhh Bettel is shorter than Magni but NOT Altare. The tiny leader of HQ

>>50348683
watch streams nigga

>>50348570
I read it like

I'M SO EXCITED FOR FLAYS BIRTHDAY
What would I draw for him?

I upgraded to Jesticle and it wasn't worth it lmao

>>50348683
It's shelved for now, he wants to do it since it's one of his debut goals, but it won't come anytime soon

>>50348722
Altare is 179cm while Bettel is 180cm in heels

>>50348925
nta but I prefer thinking he's 180 without the heels

>>50348784
i would draw a crossover with some franchise he likes to make it stand out

>>50348713
Yeah which is why I say these Summer voice things will be around the same price as the last couple ones they did

>>50348737
haha yup that's been the mood of the day

>>50348731
theres 8 boys bro, and altare is one of the boys i watch the least, so of course I don't know what everyone is up to

>>50348925
Altare is canonly a foot below the average size tempus. Excluding Hakka & Machina. Don’t reply to me I don’t make the rules here.

>>50348925
nice cope, Altare

>>50348958
But he pretty much said it was with the heels during one of the CSGO sessions, he was supposed to be 176cm at first

>>50348925
altare bro, it's ok

>>50348906
yeah, i remember him looking at his goals and feeling kinda bad. I hope the podcast ACTUALLY becomes a thing eventually because man, altare have been trying so hard to get it going since close to debut

>>50348784
NGE redraw but with flay

>>50348784
Collage of some various moments or games he's played thus far would be an easy idea, though would require some effort

really finding it hard to go on knowing I'll never rape regis altare

>>50349048
people like their own headcanons more than the boys but on his character sheet the heels stop at around 7-8 cm

>>50349048
uh hi Altare? that's what Altare argued, Bettel argued the opposite

>>50349087
Unfortunately he was just way too ambitious with it

>>50349048
altare said that

>>50349153
nta but I remember bettel saying the 176 cm part

>>50348590
No idea, I usually just save the images that anons post here

>>50349240
yeah his original height but then he said he was made taller

>>50349240
yeah that's not something altare would have known

>>50349240
You don't need to use your smarfridge, Leader.

>>50349240
Bettel said he was originally supposed to be 176cm but they changed his height to 180cm near debut

>>50349283
how would that work? aren't they just assigned heights without reason

Damn bro, I think I am shorter than Altare, I don't know what to think of that

>>50346557
Vesper was drunk yesterday but he wasn't THAT drunk. You all gotta chill comparing him to your problematic alcoholic Father/Uncle.
Vesper is not even that bad of a drunk, dude just get less shy/more talkative.

>>50349337
he talked about it in a solo stream too I remember

>>50349441
altare's height is pretty average for a male so I hope you are a girl

>>50349486
Aren't most Asian dudes around leader's height (if not shorter)?

>>50349486
I am not..

>>50349608
my condolences

>>50349460
Drunk rpr molesting altare ToT

>>50343473
Amen.

>>50349367
he has the most height fuckery from the heels so they probably realized there might be confusion if they list him as his non-heeled height due to model relativity

>>50349191
I'm tired of this timeloop but I hate how wrong it is every time. His second rendition of it was very doable and his 3rd even more so. There was just something blocking him but he refuses to say what.

>>50349737
I feel like hakka's is worse but I understand kek

>>50349460
sisters will find any reason to trauma dump about shit no one cares about

>>50349840
I feel the same when i read off topic blog posting from “bros”

when the fuck is the next stream
i cant go back to these dead hours

>>50349486
Nah, Altare is taller then average. The whole joke about him short is the fact he's actually tall, just everyone in HQ is taller.

>>50349779
oh i forgot about hakka kek, guessing it's just the model scaling then

>>50349929
sorry no one cares about the story of your uncle bad touching you

>>50349943
Should've asked for a guerrilla stream from Altare

>>50350018
Kek I still can't believe it was that easy.

>>50349971
That's what makes it fun. He isn't short at all kek

>>50349943
It's Sunday. Sunday/Monday has always been dead.

https://twitter.com/rippapippa/status/1662941064867770368

I'm glad magmites have been canonized, weird that it happened in a random animation but I'm glad

>>50350231
They've been canon since Magni first drew them though.

>>50350208
cuteeeee

>>50350231
I like how Magni didn't even get an approval first, just went with it

>>50350283
Nothing is really official until it's featured in something approved by cover
>>50350326
Thank god he took the initiative and pushed it so hard... otherwise we'd probably get another mascot like vestea...

Imagine being Vesper’s assistant for the celebration party after his cover release, he's excited and relieved. Still jittery, he has a few too many cups of sake to calm his nerves. As everyone leaves, you find him in the bathroom with his head into the toilet bowl...

After cleaning him up, getting him out of his sweaty kimono and into fresh underclothes, you gently ease him up onto his legs and steer him to his bed. Making sure he's lying on his side, the scholar suddenly begins to drunkenly vent about the stress and the expectations of being in the Guild. Running a hand through his silver-grey hair, you reassure him that he's achieving great things as an idol. He'd eventually pass out into a dreamless sleep, and you'd take a few seconds to hope that some needed rest leaves him looking much less tired tomorrow...

>>50349460
You just don't get it

>>50350427
I'm just glad to be a magmite instead of magmate

>>50350469
I was expecting some fucked up rape shit to happen but this is actually kinda sweet

>>50350537
I reserve that for Bettel

>>50350514
Magmate kinda looks like a magmite-colored alligator or an alligator-colored Magmite kek. I remember when we had fan overlaps prior to VG

>>50350469
this is really cute and good, reads like asmr... sankyuu for the sweet food!

>>50343458
I can't stop staring at shinri and bettel's crotches...

>>50350514
I wish it was maggots...

Are sunday and monday the worst days in /mans/?

I unironically liked the kintama song, too bad it was during an unarchive stream

>>50351420
monday for sure

>>50351356
I think he even said that he couldn't do that one, he probably knows it comes from 4chan and how close it sounds to faggot.

>>50351530
Could also be that he didn't want his fanrepresentation to be a maggot

>>50351356
I think using real words, unless they are fairly rare, is always going to be a marketing mistake

>>50351577
fruit gusher spider is only slightly better

>>50351420
This board sucks shit every weekend because mentally ill wagies use it to vent their mental illness and underageb& with no friends do nothing but browse 4chan and circlejerk in discords

>>50351727
monday is a week day

>>50351658
At least they look cute and eatable

I need to hear some dark tempus fantasies, /mans/.

>>50351814
mentally ill NEETS hate Mondays too

I love this guy like you wouldn't believe!!! He really is a caring person, and I'm glad that he's someone that his friends can rely on during tough times. We don't know what happened in the background, and I feel it sad to assume the worst, but it's great that Axel was able to help his friend!!! This guy's always had that love in his heart to listen to people's troubles and run off to help them in anyway he can, and it's one of the things I respect most about him! It's just amazing how much he truly does care for people, his friends and family especially, to drop everything and go spend time with them- something very important when your friends are feeling down, need a pick-me-up, or just some help on something stressing. I love him a lot man!!! And I hope that he realizes how good a person he is one day and gets that type support for himself one day! I hope that he can rest easily and comfortably today. Ah, but speaking of today, let's brighten things up!!! The new VP goes on sale soon!!! I'm really excited! I love this type of stuff so I'm so curious as to what Axel wrote for his script, he's in detention right? I wonder how he's going to explain that one. But really, I find all his previous voices to be charming- they're cute! It seems like the boys are the ones especially pushing for making more VPs, and hopefully we see more in the future! It was all thanks to this guy, right? With the Valentine's day drop, I think at least, but I'm thankful!!! Axel really does open new doors and opportunities for Tempus- he's amazing. I wish him the best in all that he does and I hope he'll be able to get some quality rest in soon. Stay happy and healthy Axel!
AXEL LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>50351934
one i play with is Magni fucking magmites until they pop

https://puzzle.aggie.io/eVCvFS
puzzle while its still dead hours

>>50351934
Axel going into a rut once a month but is too embarrassed to ask for help with it so he basically edges himself for a week and becomes really deadly that week

>>50351934
altare

Help i'm melting......
Can't wait for these new emotes!

>>50351968
hoping for the best for aniki and his friends!! his message was scary but it's comforting to know he had the mind to take the day off instead of juggling responsibilities... his voice pack content is always so fun and unique, i always listen to his first when they come out just because his voice is a great way to get hyped for the rest! he knows how to cheer up his little axelotls with his big dingo energy. AXEL LOVE! AXELOTL PRIME LOVE!!!

Does anyone /here/ know what song is this? he said it's his next cover but honestly I have no clue
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1658254051736272899

>>50351968
Cute as always Axelotl prime

hate hate HATE regis altare

love love LOVE regis altare

>>50350208
LMAO the hat feather covering Vesper in every shot

>>50351934
Leader raping (You)/whoever but no matter how you struggle he's just so gentle and sweet with you, acting like he's making love to you the whole time.

fuck fuck FUCK regis altare

>>50352351
ToT

>>50352008
I love me some puzzie but gonna have to pass, we used the same image the day before yesterday

>>50352351
does he kill you in the end?

>>50352154
jeez and in the r-trus too? couldn't you hold it in :/

>>50352351
leader/jester fic doko

>>50352351
Hot

>>50352475
I mean have you seen Flayon?
Can you really blame anyone for not holding it in

>>50352351
I'm bothered at work aiya...

>your broshi
>why?

>>50352446
Whatever floats your boat I guess.

>>50352176
Axel is much better at prioritizing things than you'd think, even with how he's always busy with projects and his personal life, but he's got a mindfulness when it comes to that, I think. But friends should always take that number 1 (one) spot no matter what the time! He's genuinely very thoughtful and I'm proud of him for that, not enough people like him. He always does have something unique going on in his VPs, they're just fun to listen to and do cheer me up, yeah!!! Big kiss to you, and I hope that your day was/is wonderful! CHU~!!
>>50352181
Sorry, I can't offer an answer to your question, but I can offer you this kiss. Chu!

>>50352351
SEXOOOO
More like this thanks

>>50352351
this is so hot ToT

https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1662969808051372034

>>50352351
ToT humming soft love songs into your ear and kissing your neck, keeping you in place with something that feels more like an embrace than anything else,,,,

>>50352711
which boys

>>50352788
Leader, Shinri, Bettel and Flayon is my guess.

>>50352351
>>50352748
OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH

>>50352827
wasn't magni just playing outlast?

>>50352711
A full VG collab would be too good to be true

I'm conflicted bros
I realized just recently that I'm a lesbian and my enjoyment of the boys has really decreased. Idk if I should soldier through and support them or risk taking a break and never coming back

>>50352788
Should be easy to narrow down since it Outlast
Axel, Vesper, & Magni all dislike horror games. They probably out
Shinri & Altare both mention that they wanted to play it. They probably in
Bettel, Hakka, Flay can go either way, probably depend on who answer first.

>>50352926
Altare sent the open invitation on stream the other day

>>50352711
Please I need Bettel in more horror stuff

>>50353000
Break. it could be burnout

>>50353000
weird im a lesbian and i enjoy Nowa's streams a lot. Maybe take a break or something sounds like burnout..

>>50352899
This is the second time I've seen this exact post when someone brins up Outlast Trials and I really can't see the correlation.
So because Magni played Outlast 1, which he probably won't ever finish, it means that he's gonna be on the Outlast Trials collab?

Bettels needy streamer overdose should be this week, kino incoming

>>50353000
do you think there's a connection? because i doubt it

>>50347531
It's possible but I can't see any of the boys committing to it

>>50353000
I'm a lesbian too and my irl sexuality has never impacted my enjoyment of the boys. I would take a break.

>>50353000
Have you tried turning straight again?

>>50351934
misunderstood the post kek hakka's final battle with his guildmates culminates in emotional screaming matches and begging for him to snap out of it, but he's entirely unfazed, spearing bettel through the head and waving his corpse on the tip of it as a makeshift mace to get something between him and a charging axel. he slams bettel's lifeless body into his back, skewering both, and he retrieves his gore-drenched spear with a foot on their piled corpses for leverage. the remaining guildmates look on in horror, and hakka uses the shock advantage to re-engage. one by one the possessed tengu culls his friends and found family, until he's standing over flayon down an arm and leg. he's crying and choking on his own blood, electronic components sparking with failure as he looks up at his best friend in the whole wide world. he shakes his head and tells hakka he doesn't understand why this happened in this timeline, this was the one, the best possible outcome, and of all his deaths, this was the most painful. hakka stalls for a moment to listen, and his eyes well up with tears, blue glints of his original eye color peaking through the abyss of black and purple taking over him. he starts openly sobbing as he watches flayon take his last deep breath, swiftly decapitating the last person in the world that could stop his rampage and bleeding heart, and he stands there to drown in the weight of his carnage

>>50353000
I don't get your point because you're too weird. I'm a straight male and have been enjoying Tempus since day 1 (except for Leader, it took a while to get used to him), but you finding out that you're lesbian somehow completely ruined your enjoyment?

>>50353000
if you don't come back, you've outgrown Tempus. that's ok.

>>50353000
I don't get the correlation unless you were actively schlicking to them or a yume, take a break sis

Hakka on the kusoge telly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR5t2GFrJ9M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR5t2GFrJ9M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR5t2GFrJ9M

Hakka on the telly you bakas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR5t2GFrJ9M

>>50353233
Any dark fantasy is accepted, this is really cool, a fun read!

Oh no, another Chilla's Art game that is gonna destroy their computer because it looks like crap and suck 100% of the GPU's performance.

I put Hakka's stream on the cytube if anyone wants to watch it and chat there

2 minutes in, already jobbing.
Amazing.

>>50353233
this is so sad so good job I guess?

>>50353481
I'm not home but that's nice of you anon.

>>50353548
chillas does that to everyone though

>>50353572
You're welcome anon

>>50353548
Just chilla's game doing what they do best

RATE THE STREAM

>>50353548
shinri has a 3090 and chilla's art games still fuck over his pc. they're all really poorly optimized.

>>50351934
Domme Bettelion tying up Bettel, holding his leash tight with one hand and stroking him off with the other onto a daki of Morf LeRosh

>>50353644
OPTIMIZED GAME/10

>>50353644
It was a bit short, but hearing my husband's voice always cheer me up!
10/10

>>50353661
They just don't have a reasonable framerate cap, the reason why it melts the stream is because they usually wait on the main menu while starting and it'll run at like, 900fps, utilizing 100% of the GPU.
It's why lowering the graphical configs doesn't help

Hakka on the telly!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR5t2GFrJ9M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR5t2GFrJ9M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR5t2GFrJ9M

sister we get it Hakka on the telly. no one watch

Flayon reservation doko?

Magni putting Axel in detention for one too many dick n ball jokes

>>50354274
no one watches flayon and shinri. hakka is good.

>>50354274
>>50354300
*cums on you*

no one watch tempus

>>50354412
Go back

>>50354412
Does that mean that >we don't exist?

no one watch jeffrey

>>50354461
i will not give this 2view a watch

HAKKA IS A VAMPIRE, HE DOESN'T HAVE REFLECTIONS

No Flay stream today
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1662977613860667395

https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en/status/1662978448376344576
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en/status/1662978448376344576
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en/status/1662978448376344576

https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en/status/1662978448376344576

>>50354575
zomboid let's GO

>>50354574
Sooo, everyone can play from Sunday onwards?

>>50354558
No... a rrat with legs...

Tempus Outlast Trials and SQUAD Outlast Trials, this week is gonna be good

>>50354560
time to fucking die i guess...

>>50354560
ayo...

>>50354560

is chilla's games usually this shitty?

>>50354574
>>50354575
>hitman again
I want to cut my balls

>>50354560
i imagine a lot of birthday prep

>>50354971
yes

>>50354971
ye kek

>>50354560
I'll wait patiently for his return

>>50354989
>>50355026
jesas why do people keep playing it

>>50354702
>SQUAD outlast trials
do you mean that collab the girls had recently or did i miss something involving vesper and magni?

>>50355133
fotm games. they're short and jumpscarey so the girls love to play them and it becomes a trend for that month as other streamers see the popularity of it online.

>>50355133
cause they are able to pump them out in 6 months and give the perms with ease, with them being horror games with cheap jumpscare developed in Japan you got your recipe for "streamers' game"

gonna start making up tempus streams that never happened to fuck with people

He's gonna stream SMW because Chilla's Art sucks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7PNJyMWBg0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7PNJyMWBg0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7PNJyMWBg0

>>50355361
rumao

>>50355304
ALMOND HALO ON THE TELLY!

>>50355304
Tempus HQ offcollab confirmed for the anniversary!

>>50355304
remember this one

20 minutes until vesmachi summer camp molestation real yippee

>>50355304
It was a good idea for Magni to pull out Kirby Airide for his offcollab with Altare, but I hope they can do another one with all the HQ boys one day.

>>50355436
Can't wait to have detention sex with Axel!

Hopefully they never play their shit anymore...

>>50355436
please don't be self insert I want a bunch of silly skits with the boys being retarded

>>50355436
wait is it separate VP's or just a group drama VP?

>>50355436
oh shit and i just the day off from work, time to spend 3 hours listening to autistic men voice act

>>50355524
i don't think anyone knows

>>50355524
separate, each member has a different scenario

>>50355478
Is that the dumbest thing they've ever done?
>talk about playing a game on off collab
>don't even confirm if either of you have it before you say it on stream

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1662983523844620288?s=46

>>50355524

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1662983523844620288

has a vtuber ever played a puppet combo game or any horror game from itch io before?

>>50355524
They are listed as separate for each member
I don't know how this idea of them being group packs got started

>>50355714
HE DID IT

>>50355706
JUST WHO IS IN THE COLLAB YOU ASSHOLES

>>50355706
>>50355714
OUTLAST TRIALS WOOOOOO
Gonna guess this is what Shinri was referring to or HQ...maybe??

>>50355706
TRIALS COLLAB IKZ

>>50355304
>He doesn't know about the All Holostars Among Us Collab
You missed the kino.

>>50355304
The VG off collab where they fought a grizzly bear and only suffered 3 casualties was insane why doesn’t anyone talk about it?

>>50354574
He actually DID IT!!!!

>>50355714
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>50355706
trials, guitar menshi and then vesper zomboid... im eating good this weekend

>>50355772
>spoiler
Anon, it's time to let it go

>>50355648
Apparently flayon has it, so if we get an altmachi off collab they'll play it (if they remember)

ZOMBOID SEASON 3 AND OUTLAST TRIALS TEMPUS IS FUCKING HEALING

>>50355873
BLOCKED BY REGIS ALTARE

>>50355760
Altare + VG

>>50355706
Altare love

>>50355848
Not happening, no one touches his girlfriend

>>50355909
AIIIIIIEEEEEEE

>>50355916
it's 4 players tho

>>50355706
I know he pushed for an OT collab but wouldn't it be funny if it ended up being solo

>>50355996
Minus one VG, just like usual

>>50352351
Wasn’tthere an almond fic like this

>>50356023
but i want to know which ones are in

>>50355996
I think Hakka stays out of this

>>50355516
you fucking moron there's nothing you can do to stop me from respectfully listening to each vp and imagining fun bros being dudes scenarios with the boys jobbing at camping, maybe trading a few sweet kisses in their tents

>>50355304
Altnowa fishing game collab

>>50355772
Literally everyone but Altare in HQ dislike horror. It gonna be Altare & Shinri + 2 VG

>>50356080
ayo thats gay yo

>>50356065
I think Flay since he has birthday stuff to do

>>50355998
He is a little bitch with horror games tho he would probably cancel it

>>50355916
Besides Bettel VG is pretty immune to horror... makes it a little boring

>>50356104
Bettel is guaranteed to join everything he can, he seems to have the most free time

>>50356110
Oh yeah, if schedule is an issue then for sure, but it's something that suits Flay better imo.

>>50356112
he plays horror games solo the most in hq

>>50356129
It would be exciting if they were... You know... Good at video games.

>>50356198
Outlast and...?

Man, I wish The Texas Chain Saw Massacre was out already, game is very fun and could make for a kino Tempus collab

>>50355998
>Solo Outlast Trials is a possibility
If that happens I'm out. It's literally built for multiplayer.

>>50356243
mortuary assistant, saints and sinners, dbd and a couple indies

>>50356274
It would be incredibly stupid if he chose that one over the normal Outlast for solo kek I wanna belieeve

>>50356305
I'm a retard and confused who this was about, carry on.

>>50356305 (Me)
also phasmo solo forgot about that

2 MINUTES 2 MINUTES

oh drop the shop link

Could you imagine if we actually got schedules from all HQ this week? When was the last time that happened?

IT'S TIME
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempus_summercampvoice
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempus_summercampvoice
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempus_summercampvoice

THEY'RE UP
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempus_summercampvoice
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempus_summercampvoice

>parts
wait so if i buy a singular pack i'll be out of the loop? shit

>>50353000
I'm a lesbian (boy) too.

Interesting they have small snippet for each one in the tweet

A preview from each one.
https://twitter.com/hololivepro_EN/status/1662987122687741954
https://twitter.com/hololivepro_EN/status/1662987122687741954

SAILING THE SAME CAPTCHA BOAT

>>50356544
>Each part contains a scenario featuring one of the members of TEMPUS. Listen to them in order for the best experience. Each part also works as a standalone voice pack so you can pick and choose!
I think it means they are related but work as standalones too

i want to be that girl that licked hakka's nose...

Hakka you're a nasty used whore now

>>50356645
KEK

>>50356645
BOYS

>I miss her
Me too Hakka, me too...

>>50356490
January 2023 was all I remember.

>>50355706
>no zomboid

>>50356798
Come one anon, it starts on Sunday, he never streams on Sundays.
Not to mention this is not supposed to be a "everyone plays together at the same time" thing

6 minutes, wau

>>50356798
open server dramanigger

I dunno... does it not say how long they are? I don't wanna buy betsy's again if it's another 2 minute pump and dump...

>>50354560
Its okay....I want my cutie Flay to get some good rest more....
Im exhausted too....

>>50356626
Why the fuck does vesper sound like that kek

>>50355873
*blocked by altare on twitter*

>>50356112
Isn't outlast trials literally DVD-like which is right up his alley?

I hate it, why is he cute

>>50357035
Does Altare even know what a DVD is

flay's is only 4 mins...and 20 secs i shall replay this all night long

wtf happen lol

>>50357035
*DbD-like. Autocorrect gomen

>>50356889
magni - 6:16
flayon - 4:20
axel - 5:55
altare - 5:29
vesper - 4:07
bettel - 3:08
shinri - 7:15 (mama i kneel)
hakka - 4:56

>>50357100
I kneel thank you

>>50357100
>flayon - 4:20
>420
Nice