/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

wontons

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OVER

I thought I was finally free...

what the hell is a pcg

So, the nightmare begins anew

>he didn't let it go

I need that Dizzussy

Lia, Airi, Uruka, and Rinmama need to have sex

maybe someday

>>50311244
you motherfucker

>>50311280 real thread

What have you done!?
You prolong my boundless suffering!

So it looks like my prediction is wrong and the invaders are all streaming often, at least in the first week. I wonder if they'll keep it up.

>>50311322
>(embed)
nice try anon but learn how to make OPs first

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXQC91Ms0qA
Listen to shiina talk while hime sleep

I NEED EMBER TO BEND ME OVER HER DESK AND PEG ME UNTIL I DROWN IN MY OWN CUM
PLEASE GOD I'M BEGGING

NO
LET ME DIE DAMN IT
AAAAAAAAA

>>50311346
this is pcg2 tradition

We made it?

Dizzy come home
I miss you so much

>>50311374
No

>>50311374
this thread is an AI replication based on all the previous threads
you are alone here, you need to let go

What did Airi almost expose on stream?
Dramaniggers this is your one pass to be gay

/pcg/ is ominously slow tonight, I am concerned

NO MORE THREADS! FACK YU!!!

you guys should let the thread be dead for at least like 10 to 30 minutes, to make the joke land better
go jack off or watch michiru or something

As long as Da Michi is live this thread will keep existing despite everyone's complaints.

>>50311428
I'm busy watching da michi

Time to Embrace Ember

I don't wanna be around anymore I feel like I can no longer consider myself human and can form no meaningful thoughts

>>50311244
Lumi stole Guinea Bee!?

Dead hours for america
Post guns if you're awake

>>50311421
Lia wants to fuck irl birds and sakana was dating shiina

>>50311357
Kinda gay ngl

>>50311491

>>50311421
Oh shit I didn't realize.
*rapes you*

>>50311491

>>50311522
Yeah? What about it, bitch?

>>50311491
Don't tell the ATF, but I lost my gun.

>>50311491
Wouldn't you like that, fedboi

>>50311464
you'll be ok

>>50311464
just like me fr fr

>>50311491
>morning vespers in 4 hours
Time for another all nighter

>>50311464
but you did just form a thought and posted about it.

So what vtuber ”niche” isn’t filled yet? We already have like three cunny tubers now.

I love my HAG fujo wife!

https://voca.ro/19d7lWdvtFz3

>>50311600
Cursed

>>50311611
cunny tuber that overlaps prime time

It’s 2 in the morning, Lia is bound and gagged in her room, and Rinmama is out of town for at least another day.
How do you rape Lia into loving you forever? Hypothetically of course ha ha, I don’t have plans to do this or anything.

who should i commission jelly abuse art from

>>50311611
Unironic domestic terrorist

>>50311623
Was she really talking about the art anon?

>>50311491

I was sleeping during Hime stream and Shiina's voice woke me up out of sheer anger and rage.

>>50311667
Anal, no lube. Teach her to love it.

>>50311491
it's 3 AM and I have work in the evening and frankly I've lost control of my life

>>50311448
I'm already there bro. Adding her into my rotation, hope shes good

>>50311678
Give Kirsche another year or two and she’ll be there

>>50311678
We already have Pippa

>>50311611
panko's "niche" isn't filled yet, but don't worry, i'm on the job

>>50311733
based Liker

>>50311464
Humanity is the ability to recognize patterns and recognizing your own ability to recognize them. It's why soulless/NPC has since forever denoted people who merely react to outside stimulation rather than being aware of what they're doing.
Two very simple tips:
1) Sprout seeds. Alfalfa or wheat grass or beans or whatever is on hand.
This is something you consciously engage with and need to care for. Once they're done harvest and mix with your food. It's also a good way to be healthier overall.
2) Either an oriental or occidental spiritual practice. Both Loyola's exercises and tai chi every morning would go a long way.

Tourist here do the girls have lewd tags or is it just fuck you find it if you can

>watch Lisa and fall immediately in love
>watch Jets and fall immediately in love
I think vtubers have forced a new type of ideal woman onto me

I will be very upset if no gen 3 member has "Phase, out." as an ending phrase.

>>50311611
Fighting game chuuba.
No, Hime doesn't count, she's a poser.

>>50311491
Nice try, fbi

>>50311733
Amateur

>>50311791
What type would that be?

>>50311678
That's not a terrible idea. Basically unhinged alex jones in vtuber form, banned from all corpos and collabs. Would be fun as they could just make shit up every stream

>>50311786
Whose tag are you looking for? Most have one.

>>50311733
I wish I was around for cheap mosins
I hate being a zoomer
I thought about buying the PSAK-101 since it's 40% off this weekend but when I really thought about it I recoiled at myself

>>50311611
occultist vtuber
natsoc vtuber
USA army shill vtuber
plenty more im sure haven't been filled yet

>>50311791
How many does Phase need to poach for /tsunx/ to be assimilated into /pcg/ for good?

>>50311791
....how are Lisa and Jets in any way similar beyond being easygoing?

PIPKIN, KSON, NEURO AND FLAKES WILL BE MINE OR THEY
(AND SAKANA, XALABUSSY, GRANT AND ALL OF CHINA)
WILL BURN!!!

>>50311837
Tenma

miichan is malfunctioning in hime stream

>>50311786
Don’t do some don’t, figure it out

>>50311813
Where in the fuck is it 5am? Greenland? Dogfuck Canada?

>>50311827
Nonexistent in the 3D world?

>>50311681
Yeah of course but I like to imagine that she saw Airi naked irl a bunch of times.

>>50311879
So the real one finally appears. HENRI IKARI WILL BE MINE, OR HE WILL BURN!

Tenma is trying to wake Hime up

>>50311892
Where is lisa then
Please fill me in please please please please

>>50311887
>>50311813
Oh wait. Brazil. Forgot about that

>>50311813
I'm sorry anon, I'll put you out of your misery.

>>50311928
I'll let you know if I ever find the answer...

>>50311945
Eww you use the light theme?

>tfw leaf
>never shot a gun before in my life
It sounds kinda fun, but how do I start? I don't think we're even allowed to own pistols.

watching tiktoks with tenma while hime sleep!

>>50311924
hope it works

sometimes i watch streamers and i envy them for being so easily amused
some people will just laugh at anything

Jelly's taste seems based. Any QRD on her?

>>50311791
Prefer the Giants myself desu

>>50311977
I just think the blue theme is comfy

>>50311945
It’s over

>>50312053
parents are typical asians, forced her into a CS degree she hates (which she's still doing)
recently kicked out of wherever she was living
very prolific producer
cute
reportedly, autistic monomania when it comes to game choice

>>50312034
Well most of them are usually just putting on an act and laughing fills dead air

>>50312053
Can't say I feel the same with her music tastes. Wayyy too internet zoomer for my liking.

I love Hime I can't believe I love Hime so much it's unreal. When she debuted she wasn't even my favorite but over time I just couldn't stop myself from growing to love her. She's just so fucking adorable.

>>50312091
Is that a Springfield?

>ywn have tenma wake you up at 3 am with loud tiktok memes
Why even live?

>>50311845
I got mine for 115 USD in 2016, seeing prices at the last gun show made me feel bad for all the times I've attached it's bayonet and used it as a javelin after mag dumping to make my friends laugh

>>50312146
glonk

>>50312034
Would you believe me if I told you its something you could practice?

Goodnight /pcg/. I miss the Leopard bunny

>>50312176
Forgot my Yubis

>>50312159
Nice, the sight looked like mine. I'm gonna get a glock soon for my car, love it

couldn't watch the debuts
how was everyone
did Dizzy say "bomps"?

>>50311667
Tape Japanese toys all over her. Use my tongue. Make her cum so hard, so many times, until her mind goes blank and she loses the ability to speak. Only then, free her from all restraints, make sweet love to her, and fall asleep embraced.

>>50311611
I'd like a chill but autistic and kind and cute girl who liked trying out new types of games and zatsu venting a lot and tried to be creative but wasn't really the best at it. The type that would be more on the sensitive/gentle side but still could have fun and go along with anything and wasn't easily phased.
Also she should be thick and have big boobs but not be a hag.

>>50311611
Literal political vtuber. Like someone in office or a mayor.

>>50311998
There's a way to get your license afaik, I live in the American south and all my Canadian friends are in Alberta, so idk, they all had to get their license and own shotties and SKS.
I know it's wicked easy to get SVT's up there apparently.

>>50312169
maybe I'm naive but I find that the laughs that sound 'fake' are usually meaningless little giggles that go along with conversation or for off-hand jokes
i'm talking about like full belly laughs

the best streamer example i can think of is vargskelethor, he'll spend 3 minutes laughing at full force because someone said 'poop' or made a funny noise something

>>50312204
Debuts were all pretty good, you should watch them now.
Dizzy didn't say it, but Lumi said it in her chat

JELLY FISH INCIDENT MENTION

>>50312287

>>50312250
She did say bomps, I don't have a timestamp though.

[Airi News] She saw the Lia jellyfish tentacle porn

>>50312310
The whole world saw the jellyfish porn

>>50312230
The closest to that is Polka.

>>50312053
>has been a blue cunny internet creature since before she came of age or vtubing was even a thing
>has been a vtuber since she turned 16~ (sadly those VODs are lost)
>white hat hacker for fun
>currently on a major cooking arc
>tinier hands than Shiina
>eithet very consistent with her story or really kind of not much of an outside or people person
>very much on the low end of the spectrum when it comes to interest in cursed internet stuff or lewdness
>not ignorant just disinterested

tenma playing mahjong...

https://twitter.com/ErinaMakina/status/1662735688260014080
Erina had an abortion

>>50312204
>>50312307
At about 31:39, I believe

>>50312356
Yeah, me.

>>50312371
go on to the beyond anonymous

>Airi moans
Thanks Lia

>>50312230
/same/

>>50312334
I only know Polka from her debut, some collabs and clips but she's usually pretty high energy.

woman tears, nice

>>50311491
I don't have a gun but I'm sitting next to a stack of these atm.

>>50311491
>>50312451
shitty webcam pics. purisu andastando.

>>50312451
>10 AM
Oh God, don't tell me.

is this the /pcg/ arms race?

>>50312486
Nice cock bro

>L4D collab
Based

>>50311491
I'm Australian and don't have a gun.
This is probably the next closest thing.

>>50312539
Jesus man, be careful with that kind of firepower

>>50312504
It's 11 in kiev

>>50312420
She's in a similar situation as Marine where one image exists of her in the fandom but there's other sides to how she is on stream - the way she talks and tells stories etc. It's really unpredictable these days though so if you just want flat out somebody who doesn't get high energy even in collabs I wouldn't recommend

This makes me nostalgic for when I used to go on call with friends

>>50311491
im going to blow us all skyhigh

Been negative so going to say something nice
Jelly's music and autism are based. Her debut was well done.
I'm looking forward to slugma's insights and zatsu.
Ember, I'm excited for and I think she'll do well. She seems experienced and a normal game choice.

>>50312451
>>50312486
>>50312504
The arms race is entertaining. Thank you and keep it up.

>>50312593
I hope your oshi guides you to safety anon.

>>50311491
I have some mortar charges somewhere does that count

>>50312600
Yeah I want someone chill who can be like a balancing factor among others and can act as a sort of softener/lubricant and keep things going.

So good listening to Lia and Airi just chatting. I know many of these girls do collabs and "get along" for the biz but it's nice to hear two of them just being friends

Man I am so happy someone on Phase Connect will actually play Pikmin it feels unreal. 2pm for me will be tough to catch live but at least there can still be the vod.

FISHMAN

>>50312686
Only if you can carry them into a gas station without getting arrested

>Lumi made it to a PC gamer article
kek

>>50312726

>https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1662741197792608261
Go to bed, Pippa.

>another va

Lia will finally get her opportunity to violently rape the freddy fazbear VA

It's over... She's going to meet THE Freddy Fazbear...

>>50312817
yeah, me

>>50312750
>Fishman is awake during degen hours just waiting for someone to jong with
Grim

>>50312787
vas lay pipe

>>50312832
and they are jonging

>>50312779
sometimes I want to support china but then I remember liveleak

>>50311491

>>50312347
>>50312108
Thanks. Might be worth to check her streams later.

>>50312817
I cannot believe Lia is going to get fucking vored by Freddy Fazbear on stream.

Lias going to talk to freddy for 5 seconds, he's going to say "Hi Lia" and she's going to burst into tears

>the Jong arc is over
>they're dropping it
>it's not coming back
Pankophile status?

>>50312832
The CEO of Phase Connct, living the dream of playing jong in neet hours with anime girls.

Lia just announced she's graduating because Freddy Fazbear has made her pregnant with quintuplets.

>>50312888
>the Jong arc is over
I don't believe you

>>50312858
https://www.bangkokpost.com/world/2572647/lgbt-centre-in-beijing-shut-down

China unironically doesn't seem half bad to live there anymore

>>50312053
sucked sakana's cock to get in, there's no other explanation, she's remi but lower energy

>>50312779
Imagine trying to fucking do anything at home when a subway passes by every 30 minutes

>>50312832
>create a vtuber company just so you can play video games with anime girls
kinda based

>>50312924
That's why every rich chink leaves China?

>>50312888
Panko skipped the whole jong arc. I kneel.

The fact they are jonging on Hime's stream while she sleeps with no video of the game is too funny.

>>50312977
Yep, they're all here now in chinkouver.
My fucking mudhut of a house is now evaluated for almost 500k, its mindbogglingly inflated.

>>50312310
And so does the jellyfish arc continue.

>>50312858
Zhangs should be destroyed. They are the world cancer, ruining Fukuyama's utopian dream. Pipkin would be better off in Idol Corp or even VShojo.

>>50312925
she was the only friend of lemon who actually wanted to join

>>50313052
Is this a Henri post?

>>50313052
Kill yourself already henri

jongers called out

>>50312948
sounds like airi is gonna join maybe

>>50312858
considering how they eat the chinese would be apex predators on earth if not for heavy machinery and poor building codes

>>50313052
>Pipkin would be better off in VShojo
That's a new one, care to elaborate?

>>50313052
No one cares Henri. Pippa would have banned you in those companies as well.

>>50312924
Yeah but they're always just one angry decision away from snapping back to full communism. Just cant trust it

>>50312948
wish I had the cash to do this....I just want chuubas to watch that don't quit months later, it hurts so much

>>50313054
So Nepo hire? Sakana literally hired Walmart Remi. At least she's gonna fill dead hours, what can I say.

>>50312084
It is

>>50312924
They build neat things, but they dont build them to last. You can see plenty of videos of suburbs or fancy apartment buildings that are completely dilapidated 10 or fewer years after being built. https://youtu.be/XopSDJq6w8E?t=90

>>50313164
Nepotism connect is not a meme

>>50313164
All the invaders were nepo hires, and that's a good thing.

Tenma, Shiina, and Fishman are jonging on Roe's sleeping body right now

>>50313164
all of invaders are nepo hires, that's the whole point of the group, and yeah at least her schedule is something refreshing because the stream overlaps at phase are ridiculous, I dread Gen 3 because you know it will be worse

>>50313164
Wemi's a music producer?

>>50312767
ehhh?

Draw anon are you here?
Please >>50313204

>>50312593
>PMC Pippa Group
Cursed but kino

>>50313164
in what way is jelly like remi?
she's not doing intense viewer intimacy
she's not pretending to be mega retarded
she's not doing an awful voice

i don't see the similarity

new debuts hype already worn out for me.
i can now say that they were all mid, these new talents could easily belong to kawaii or prism.

>>50313177
I heard it's because they're expecting a big population boom, so the government keeps putting out contracts and quotas that construction companies are rushing to fill, and in that rush they're cutting all sorts of corners and bullshitting their way through inspection.
That video where the drywall is full of sand gives me chills.

>>50313216
https://www.pcgamer.com/the-lord-of-the-rings-gollum-studio-says-sorry-for-the-lord-of-the-rings-gollum-game/
The Steam review they link near the top is Lumi's

Im at nothing from commisionin a pov drawing of cannibalizing pippa

>>50313216
https://www.pcgamer.com/the-lord-of-the-rings-gollum-studio-says-sorry-for-the-lord-of-the-rings-gollum-game/
Check the review they're citing

Dizzy really says she's part of the Phase Connect Tsunvaders. I wasn't sure if I had heard right when I watched it live but I'm rewatching the vod and she really did it.
On a rewatch it's also more noticeable how hard she's cringing at herself. I wonder if she will be able to hold on this character for long.

>>50313052
It's OK Henri, the pain will all go away after you kill yourself

>>50313210
Being a music producer is not a personality. They sound the exact same.

Thanks to the power of AI I can finally know what those nazi guys in the moonshine video were saying.

Airi's whisper voice is giving me a boner.

>>50313268
No, it's just a big real estate scam. They build things that look nice, sell it before it's even done being built, and when it falls down 5 years later it's someone else's problem.

>>50313261
>She's not making an awful voice
Well, about this...

I love this Panda

>>50313052
While i agree that bugmen are subhuman Idol corp and Vshojo aren’t exactly any better

>>50313317
I can barely hear her

>>50313109
VShojo gave China the middle finger and now that Nyanners is out Henri is shilling them. He also blames the Chinese for stealing not only his wealth, but also his lovers Pippa and Flakes.

>>50313261
>she's not doing intense viewer intimacy
k e k
>she's not pretending to be mega retarded
awawawawa is fucking retarded
>she's not doing an awful voice
she sounds like a less esl remi, it's like remi reincarnated in another body

>>50313286
You know she probably threatened someone to get this published, right?

>>50313278
wow it's really the lums

>Sandbox bad
>Nintendo Sandbox good
What a weeb

>>50311802
https://www.youtube.com/@Coyote_KemoV/featured

>>50311611
Military vehicles autist

>>50313507
kek

>>50313481
Wouldn't expect anything less

>>50311802
There's a Hebrew one that pops up in my twitch recommendations sometimes. And it's an actual woman!

>>50313507
huh, why'd she unprivate?

>>50313268
Real estate is basically the only form of investment available to chinese citizens so construction companies built straw buildings to act like retirement funds.

>>50313628
Just hold down Lumi and force her to play war thunder. She'd love it.

>>50313716
Free publicity, now anyone that checks out her profile from the review can see her twitch links.

>>50312918
>>50313019
I was being facetious. They're literally jonging right now.

>>50311611
guntuber, someone that breaks down and explains firearm mechanics, ballistics and military history like Armourer's Bench, Forgotten Weapons or InRangeTV does. Less flash than the likes of Garand Thumb or Administrative Results though.

Hello is this where we pay our respects to the Chinese Communist Party?

How many levels of irony is Dizzy on?

>>50313820
3

Ember's Cupid cover is now at 30k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nj3t7KYNUO4
You've done your part, right anon?

i found some australian company selling Pippa patches.

>>50313852
Yeah I disliked it

>>50313249
unfortunately, in russian it spells out rirra group. In cyrillic the p's are r's.

>>50313868
I'd get the parasol Pippa as a sticker for my range-day case but it looks jank as a patch.

>>50313868
>Pippakistan

>>50313286
kek

>>50313852
You bet I did
I can't stop listening, her voice is beautiful

>>50313780
Hope you like men
https://www.twitch.tv/gachaguns

>>50313868
what is even the pippakistan one
a rabbit skull?

>>50313384
VShojo is in its redemption arc. And Rin is owning Pippa when it comes to VTuber information.

>>50313992
Looks like it's this from Metal Gear, but with a rabbit skull, yeah.

>>50313268
A large part of their economy is actually tied up in real estate speculation, as very many chinks used to buy up housing as pretty much a savings account, it was highly overinflated and then the bubble burst when evergrande fell due to debt issues. It’s the reason China has such an insane amount of extremely low quality ghost cities today.

>>50313872
Rude.

>>50314043
What else are you selling? Is Rin actually like the old Pippa minecraft streams where she gave actual interesting insight on vtubing? I might watch your jews

Dizzy's meta lore take is pretty good and worth appreciating.
She mentions having 3 previous lifetimes with different birthdays a reference to her past jobs.
The kino animated opening is obviously about tsunderia going down in flames and fishman throwing money to save her, she's the parasite fish monster that takes over the slug signaling her new life in Phase Connect. Calling herself at a Tsunvader was pretty funny too.

>>50314043
Pippa hasn't done vtubers education in months.

>>50313278
Holy shit i wonder if they know

Lia is ok with rimming

>>50313984

>>50314115
Pretty much yes. Watch her shorts. For example:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pyDKvSvJY6E

>>50314134
I thought the object colliding with the sun was a reference to Ember's lore?

>>50313231
Here you go!

>>50314153
I started giggling when she did it then came while screeching like a banshee cannot recommend

>>50313868
Looks very ai

>>50314043
Henri move on already. You are just being sad and pathetic.

Hello phaseniggers, are any of the new talents hags? (~35 years old)

>>50314254
Actually god

>>50313780
Sleepy?

>>50314305
Ember is definitely over 30, maybe closer to 35

>>50314229
It might be framed that way to give that impression too but the Gundam referencing Char along everything else makes it pretty obvious this is the deeper and true meaning.

>>50314305
Ember’s 30.

>>50314305
No.

>>50314254
Thank you drawanon, very cute!

>>50314305
Holojp is more of your thing

>>50313481
>Threatening gaming Journalists
Lumi dangerously based

>>50314134
>first the Shiina lore vid
>now this
Fishman better step it up for Gen 3

>>50312779
That looks horrible

>>50314305
35 is a big ask, especially in the west. There's Lucahjin who's like 47.

>>50312779
Oh no phasekeks is this your country girl?

>>50314305
Jelly is in her 30

My wife Shiina!

>>50314305
Dizzy is supposedly a hag since she's close to Fishman's age (mid-30s), but I've also seen people say she's younger than she sounds

>>50314496
I'd bet that 99% of the reason it appeals to her is the 24 hour shops.

>>50314043
>>50314115
>>50314216
Stop shilling or i will anti your oshi fuckface

>>50314546
>anti your oshi
You know that's how you get /vt/ to watch someone right?

>>50314043
but why does she sound like a tranny and likes that shark plushie

Why is her design so perfect

>>50314254
That’s adorable anon! Good work

>>50314254
CUTE

It is a shitty game Lia, you are retarded

Idk why but I want to pin this thing down and brutally fuck it.

>>50314254
SOUL

>>50314109
>not bullying the new kids
NGMI

>>50314254
Based as always drawanon

>>50314586
They cant just top it. And to finish it off, chef's kiss, they gave it to such a sweet and endearing hag

>>50314628
yeah

>>50314586
For me, its the streak of white hair.
Really sells the hag image.

da michi is moved to tears by the lamest zelda cutscenes but she's cute so it's okay

>>50314510
Lmao, not even close.

>>50311357
same desu

>>50314628
Yeah but with her feet instead

Do the new invaders have enough pictures to train a LoRA yet?

>been sitting on this board jumping threads since the debuts
>Haven't enjoyed any of it but keep refreshing
What is wrong with me

If she can still daydream about this stuff, she will make it.

https://twitter.com/tenmamaemi/status/1662728608752848896?s=46&t=scGXeODooVIFaKs7yKnlTA
Man

>>50314836
And tenma never streamed again....

pippa is easily impressed by large buildings and functioning cities pls undastand

she should just go to japan to experience all that but with better air quality and actual nice things

>>50314877
She should go to Japan and go out to the sticks with Nasa instead.

Woman tears, nice

>>50314877
>>50314944
That would require leaving america and Pippa is terrified of stepping foot outside burgerland

>>50314948
I want to lick da michi's tears off her face

>>50314986
If she plans it as a hunting trip then she can bring a gun and she won't have to feel afraid. https://deeperjapan.com/hokkaido/ezo-deer-hunting

>>50314836
when will she realize there are no audio issues and everyone is just gaslighting?

>>50314800
I don't understand the appeal of Living in a place like that

IF /pcg/ IS SO GOOD THEN WHERE'S /pcg/ TWO?

Pippa love~!

Lia using one of my edits for her gorilla thumbnail was an unexpected surprise.

>>50315082
are you so retarded that you dont notice 4 seconds of delay or what's wrong with you?

>>50315031
Her fear revolves around the idea of war breaking out in the country she visits or close enough to the country she visits.

>>50314789
you can enjoy your threads anon, just stop caring about what other people think and have fun. It's also recommended to watch your oshi at the same time desu.

>>50315031
Guns exist in Japan?

>>50315031
you don't even get to hunt, you just watch the old guy do it
gaijin can't shoot in japan without a hunting license

>>50315109
Pretty lights. Pretty much it.

Pippa... DONT BUY A MONKEY
DO NOT BUY A MONKEY
These things learn fast. Faster than you'd think. Before you know it, they've taken over. You leave for the shops one day. You go to the checkout. Your debit card declines: insufficient funds. You return home, in tears. It turns out Jill 2.0 has drained your bank accounts to purchase a model + rigger.
Jill2 is sitting at your computer, streaming. Rolling in akasupas. "I love this lil' guy like you wouldn't believe". He posesses innate talent for the Bloons Tower Defense series. Soon, simian soldiers surround your senpais and replace them too. Forced onto the street, you look up. It's a billboard advertisement for Jill Pipkin. Your funds, friends, fanbase and future are stolen by a 1'3" monkey. As you tune in for the Planet of the Apes watchalong, tears in your eyes, you wonder where did it all go so wrong.
Faqing Monkeys, not even once.

>>50315122
You can’t improve upon perfection

>>50314586
Great color scheme that just works very well without clashing and it's not overdone. Brow/Gold/White/ with some red and pink.
The art style is great, it's very cute, not too realistic or stylized, kinda round it makes her feel very soft and cutesy without leaning into chibi.
The outfit is made of multiple parts that strike a perfect balance between simplicity and complexity. Little details like the ruffles of her skirt, the string on her boot, the buttons on her top all make the design eel more complete without bloating it.
It has a clear and simple concept "old school military girl" that is used as a theme but the design itself does not play straight into the cliche so she can lean into the theme for flavor without being a cookie cutter take on it. The military office lady theme tied to a formal job also works well for her because we know her as an office lady in real life, it's a very adult vtuber character theme.
The otufit itself visually is top tier, the balance of its profile great she's got the long boots and a cute short dress with a long coat that can come off. The key focus points are the gaps of her exposed thighs and her whole chest and shoulder region with the neck tie further framing her chest sandwiching it with her dress to make it stand out more and the way the tie sticks between her cleavage is a very high level form form of sex appeal because it's not something done very often and it's not as blatant as something like a lower cleavage line or underboob but the fanservice implications of that sweaty tie stuck between her boobs are very erotic. The spaghetti straps also add to her sex appeal, as they keep the top part of her chest mostly exposed and also look like they can barely hold her chest, enhancing the impression its size has and making the viewer imagine the possibility that it might snap.
In terms of her body it's top tier, it's cute and a little short but with very thick thighs and huge almost over the top boobs that somehow manage to still fit her frame. A perfect mix of cute and mature sex appeal. The cute long fluffy tail and her ears are very cute and the flower on her hair adds an extra layer of earthy femininity appeal which combined with the brown color scheme and the wolf girl character really matches her personality.
She's a very simple down to earth girl, she's very cute and sweet and gentle but also very mature.
Airi's is a legit 10/10 and a perfect example of top level vtuber design in action.

>>50315199
Just get the hunting license then, just like you would anywhere else?

>>50314877
>>50314800
As a guy who lives in the city with a huge view from the 15th floor
It’s ok
Not amazing tho I do like the view

Has there been any dizzy lewds yet? Her model is so fucking hot.

>>50315236
first chuuba I want to actually marry tho

>>50314134
>takes over the slug
I thought she was the slug. And when her new model ate the slug hamburger she got taken over.

>>50315109
Cities were great before turning into expensive slums

>>50315220
>He posesses innate talent for the Bloons Tower Defense series

The sun is rising rabbits and rabbit to bed. I hope you managed to calm down enough to sleep dork.

>>50314531
>than she sounds
Her voice is pretty high pitch, that isn't saying much if they meant it literally.

>>50315351
Pippa isn't going to sleep until 8am or something.

>>50315269
I highly doubt someone without jp citizenship can get one

I want to massage Lia's tired hands after a long gaming session

>>50315351
She isn't going to sleep, she's preparing for her gfe gorilla dtream

So i missed yesterday debuts. watching now.

What were the general feelings on them?

Who was Jelly pre-Invaders? I thought they were pre-existing talents, being Invaders and all.

>>50315506
Apparently some guy named Anonymous is fucking all of them. Can you believe this shit?

>Ember streams at 9pm
>Jelly streams at 2pm

This one was a MASSIVE EU W

>>50315438
You're wrong, then. Hunting tourism isn't uncommon anywhere. You just gotta do your paperwork.

>>50315526
https://twitter.com/moonjelly0

Dizzy's slimy tits

>>50315561
Yeah if you're unemployed or a part timer

>>50315527
wont surprised, people are all into some weird shit those days

lmao this dizzy dialogue
>thank you all for the support
>and thanks to all my senpais
>tho I'll never call you senpais again sorry about that

>>50315606
Or work at home like everyone who is not retatded

>>50315661
>""""""Work""""""" from home
Lol
Lmao

>>50315580
Thanks

>>50315506
>Ember actually likes vidya
>Dizzy will groom you
>Jelly is quite the pro

>>50315506

>>50315599
Best tits in pc

>>50315109
Because you don't really do things.

>>50315578
from what i've read it's basically impossible due to all the regulations around hunting in japan, there's no way to just "rent" a gun for a hunt. bowhunting is also illegal so that's out the window.

>>50315750

>>50315325
This. I believe in good cities not giving up the concept because they're currently often bad. That seems counterproductive and counter intuitive.

>>50315777
I won’t apologise

>>50315606
>>50315661
>>50315701
>working
LMAO keep making Mr. Schekelstein money

>>50315325
Niggers and thirdworlders ruin everything

>>50315506
They're all 10/10s imho. Nepotism love

>>50314134
>The kino animated opening is obviously about tsunderia going down in flames
The lore video calls it Phaseworld though, the obvious implication is that things were rough behind the scenes at PC and that Fish threw money at the slug to come and help, which would check out with how a few of the girls have implied they wouldn't be here right now without Dizzy around.

>>50315822

>>50315506
We got a perfect trio that represents the virgin, the whore and the mother archetypes.

Da michi is watching Hime sleep very closely

>>50315836
Third worlder here, I will move to the USA and make it better with my investments.
inb4 stay and change your country for the beter
already like 2 million down the drain on strictly altruistic enterprises
It really is impossible, specially with glowniggers, druglords and other shadowy elites working against it (without mentioning average low IQ, divided society and not even a tenth of the freedom of burgerland)

>>50315753
You still need to clean it and maintain it

>>50315955
After watching Ember's debut I can't honestly call her a whore with how dorky she seems to be

>>50315955
The mother isn’t supposed to be that sexo dude

>>50315777
Airi stop looking at us I'm trying to lust over you in private.

>>50316074
>he didn't post the feels sound post

Airi's Airis are bigger but Dizzy's Dizzys have the perfect amount of sag
I can't decide between the two
I can't sleep
I'm lost

>>50316307
Double paizuri from both

>>50316315
Probably lethal

>>50316307
>perfect amount of sag
Disagree, Airi has the perfect sag.

>>50316315
Enough to kill a man

>>50316026
>After watching Ember's debut I can't honestly call her a whore with how dorky she seems to be
I like her design is scene girl sexy but not Lumi twich whore levels of trying to be sexy. It is just right.

>>50316315
I don’t have enough dick

>>50315914
That adds up as well but what about the Gundam?

>>50316430
Anon, they have almost negative sag from being held by her clothing

I can only watch female vtubers who are also misogynists. How much do these new invaders hate women?

>>50316612
All women hate women

>>50316626
Some women don't hate women enough.